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Lil Heem Them edition

Bellator tomorrow
UFC and Bellator saturday
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>>86154088
Ok spammy
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Y’betta stay in your lane, h8rs!
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>>86154042
UFC is now a joke after last weekend. Never watching again.
It's only Bellator now for /so/ UFC only belongs on /asp/ now.
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>>86154137
Dude I fuckin KNEW dana dicked ronda but you all doubted me

doot me now
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>>86153705
As I said they're very rare but they do exist, it would be more of a club though not a purpose-built gym for adult wrestling
>>86153911
Chain gyms like LA Fitness will sometimes have a boxercise type thing; honestly you'll never be good until your cardio is at least passable so that should be your first priority. You're kind of running out of options though, the "ghetto boxing gym" idea could work but those places are usually aimed at kids who are competing, a guy your age will probably have to pay extra for individual/personalized instruction as even if you do decide to compete everybody knows that you won't amount to anything in the sport. No harm in calling and asking though.
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>>86154137
What are Joe Rogan thoughts on this?
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FACT: people who call DC manlet and mock and attack him and want to see him fail are either

1. taller ugly non feminine failed male closet trannies/gays

2. shorter disgusting coping hypocritical non feminine self hating failed male closet trannies/gays

PROVE ME WRONG!!
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>>86154137
Bee Sting with the DRAMA
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>>86154346
I was happy he won, until....
His fake acting post fight just made me lose all faith in him.
He needs another big payday at the expense of the sport?
The way he play acted with lesner just shat on every other Ma fighter in the world, making the 'sport' a joke WWE lever joke tier.
It was a sad day for WWE.
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Do you think slob knows that he’s universally despised? He spends a lot of time on the internet, he must read some of the comments
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>>86154489
you sound gay
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Anyone else catch Colby referring to DC as "the natty GOAT" during his Chaelkino interview? Does this confirm that Colby browses /heem/?
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>>86154296
Joe probably watched them fuck while jerking it
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I've seen a couple of Fedor fights, the two Diaz vs Mcgregor fights and the Gilbert vs Diego fight.
What are some others really good fights that are a Must seen in your opinion?
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>>86154489
my point still remains. its a fact. some 5'4 gay guy was calling dc manlet and mocking the shit out of him saying lesnar will dominate him

its the same kinda homos.

Btw, DC deserves it. I like it honestly, most people like it. you are the abnormality. with your underlying disdain for dc you were gonna hate on anything that he did after destroying stipes legacy lol
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>>86154489
He's been a model fighter his entire career. He deserves to ride off into the sunset with a fat paycheck after a big spectacle like him vs Brock. Pull your panties out of your cunt and quit bitchin.
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>>86154527
very true.. very true.. hes an ugly non feminine self hating homo no doubt..

but hes not as cancerous as many
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>>86154568
btw i meant DC deserves the lesnar fight

>>86154591
thank you so much for saying this
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>>86154559
Frncis Ngannou he's a freak of nature and the ebst genetics in the world
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>>86154738
Someone PLEASE nuke Spain

Francis is an overhyped BUM who got EXPOSED

of course the faggot from Spain is still riding him. Good genetics? HES A 1 ROUND WONDER!! His stamina fucking sucks, his game sucks. Thats not freak of nature

Freak of natures are guys like Tony Ferguson or Daniel Cormier (imagine how badly DC would DESTROY FRANCIS), Khabib, etc.. Seriously casual fuck off with the Francis stuff. DID YOU JUST SEE HIS FIGHT??? DID YOU SEE HIM LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE AGAINST STIPE?

hes a large bum and you only ride him based on his looks cuz you got the hots for him. also , FRANCIS WOULD NOT BANG YOU
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>>86154559
official /heem/ banger list

Kamaru Usman vs Demian Maia
Andre Winner vs. Nik Lentz
Tyron Woodley vs Demian Maia
Thompson vs Woodley 2
Maynard vs Guida
Anderson Silva vs. Thales Leites
Mir vs Cro Cop
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>>86154877
So bad you racist hicks get internet in the flyover shithole states. Just be thankful Ngannou has decided to spread his supergenes among your blonde women.
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>>86154559
Sure, Francis Ngannou vs Derrick Lewis if you want to be put to sleep. LOL

Stipe Miocic took Francis Ngannou's best shots and DC knocked Stipes the fuck out.

DC hits hard than Francis.
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>>86154559
Calvacente vs Thiago Silva
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>>86154591
You should only deserve what your ability demonstrates. If ever good guy deserved a massive payday prior to retirement, there are a dozen others who did not get this privilage.
>>86154527
Because you disagree with me? Nice rebuttal dumb fuck.
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>>86154944
Jesus christ you fucking homo
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>Brock will humiliate DC
>Jones will humiliate DC a THIRD time

Best time line
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>>86154944

So if someone does not agree with your fetish for Francis they are racist? hahaha

You keep talking up Ngannou, you sure have a crush on him. You know he wouldnt fuck your disgusting shitty ass right? youre a disgusting faggot. His genetics suck, he wouldnt last long in the battlefield with his naturally terrible cardio. His face is ass ugly too

Any state in USA is superior to Spain. Your whole country is irrelevant. Keep talking up other men you homo.
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>>86155044

>failed male canadian faggot casual MMA fan thinks Lesnar has a shot

lol of course
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>>86155003
>You should only deserve what your ability demonstrates

The champ champ GOAT-nominee doesn't deserve it? Stop picking up chromosomes.
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>>86155112
Lesnar is gonna make MMA his bitch AGAIN, and then heem will be banished to asp where it belongs
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>>86154944
No one said anything racist till you did, bud. How mad were you when Stipe wrestle-fucked Francis' soul from him?
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>>86155160
DC gonna debunk and destroy him and a shit load of money once again

literally laughing at the big ugly canadian homo's false hope in lesnar. die in your rage
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>>86155233
Imagine how badly Francis would do against DC lol. DC would finish him even quicker than he did Stipe
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Does Romero write his own tweets?
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>>86155281
Probably. Especially since we know DC can take a big punch AND give it. The last thing I expected from him was to knock Stipe out. Does that mean he hits even harder than Francis, or was it just the right placement? He did hit that punch machine harder than anyone else till Lewis beat him by 1 point.
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>>86155055
>he's so racist he celebrates a boring decision were the white hype got much more hurt than the predator
Wrestlefucking only works in a sports enviroment and it's killing the UFC.
Africans are naturally better at striking because they have a superior sense of rythm and body control.
That's why they're also better at sex.

You know, standing like real men and not panic hugging like you wh*te cucks do
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Did Brendan Schaub just end Dana White?
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>>86155362

I believe both. He sure played stipe like a fiddle. Francis can be the hardest hitting guy in the world (which he isnt) and DC as the master tactician would toy with him. There are levels and Francis is no where near.

also DC was knocking out guys left and right in his camp putting on the weight. His power at heavyweight is dangerous shit
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>>86154137
After watching that fucking horrible WWExUFC promo after the Cormier-Miocic fight (which did less than 400k PPV buys) I agree with Brendan. Dana is stuck in the mid 2000s. Everything the UFC does comes off as cheesy, dated and desperate, plus all of their new "superstars" turn out to be embarrassing disappointments. Now they're going to go back to "market to wrestling autists" strategy with Brock Lesnar? Do they understand how that looks to anyone over the age of 14? At this point, it's apparent he has no clue what the mainstream consumer finds appealing. It's time for WME to get rid of him and poach some high level exec from one of the major sporting leagues to come in and refresh the UFC brand. They can't just sit by passively while the $4b sporting league which they purchased flounders.
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>>86155371

>faggot from spain talking about being a real man

LOL

you just a faggot from Spain whos only accomplishment in life will be talking up other men

Sounds like you wanna get fucked by an African, I know one thing.. you definitely aint no real man so shut the hell up about that. You aint a female either bitch you a failed male fag
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>>86155371
Francis is the only one looking "panicked" here, and he brought that fear with him to his next fight.

What's the matter, champ? A white guy steal your oneitis or something?
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>>86155598
You fragile h8er are so triggered you had to resort to reddit spacing.
I'm sorry but the fact is that Ngannou is jsut a superior athlete, now that the UFC is gtting a little bit of traction your d-list level athletes like miocic or colby will get chased out of mma by real men like Ngannou or Adesanya.
This already happened in boxing
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Sage and elkins parlay is literally free money
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>>86155651
You faggots don't take this transparent bait. This guy is either blackstar or the racebaiter on a proxy it's so ficking obvious
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Having a hard time picking a side in this Dana x Schaub debacle

Has the Dernspammer released a statement yet?
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My new video series focusing on my training for my upcoming fight. Hope you guys enjoy it.

https://youtu.be/9ETw0c7xD9g
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>>86155651
Tyson Fury and Lomachenko are the boxing goats though
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>>86155598
based and redpilled
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>>86155722
I'm waiting for Schaub to comment
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>>86155491
We're at the point now where Bellator and possibly One are more legitimate as sporting organizations
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>>86155651
Schaub has already set the athletic + technique gold standard. I’ve yet to see anyone come close to matching it
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>>86155491
Luckily for the UFC according to Meltzer they make a profit off any PPV that does over 75k.
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the time is right for Stipe/Ngannou 2
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>>86155722
I’ll wait until Schaub fully adresses it on TFATK and/or BTB or shares his thoughts beforehand
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>>86155864
So Nunes/Pennington lost them money?
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huge fan of cat's asshole here
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>>86155892
That did 85k. And in the 65.99 plus tip PPV era that’s even better
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>>86154944
lmao fat people states BTFO
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>>86155837
the only reason he lost is that the ref allowed miobitch to stall the fight.
keep fuming tho fatty that won't make you tiny pink dick get your women back
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>>86155893
Your thawlts on kook's nipples?
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>>86155970
too small tbqhwy
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>>86155864
Christ they should really be paying these fighters more. Dana is a slumlord.
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Which got there first with Ronda - Dana, Schaub, or Edmond?
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>>86156027
>while Ronda's giving brain

HEAD MOVEMENT
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>>86155893
we got rondas pussy, yoels dusty old schlong, roses ass, why cant we have cats asshole??
>>86155970
wouldnt mind nutting on her nipples while milk sprays out
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>>86156138
WTF he doesnt even look that small next to Brian Shaw?
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>>86156027
Gene LaBell
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>>86156156
he's been on the good stuff since the day he retired
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>>86156138
>that bloated face
>that NO NO NO head shape
>that deleted hairline

is this JUSTkino?
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>>86155968

excuses excuses you beaner cuck. I know one thing your latinas love my big long thick white cock. They done left you short little shitskin men a long time ago, most of them turned gay for black men like you to cope!

We both know youll be necking yourself soon fagboy. GAY and living in Spain, hahahaha you miserable fucker. You are the farthest thing from a real man.

Sucking black dick and talking up africas wont make your life any better. You will always be at the bottom of the totem pole
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>>86154137
Dana fucked Schobs wife?
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>>86156241
It's hilarious you trying to cope with the reality that black men are just better at fighting. You're just not built for it sorry.
Your white hope got exposed, all the best champions are black... Sorry you never had a chance against those true warriors. You'll remember this every time you go out of your basement and see the prettiest girls holding hands with their black masters
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>>86156212
yea but i wouldn't say anything about it unless i was in a different county than him
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>>86156306
No Dana banged Callen
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>>86156320
But the top 7 p4p fighters are all white.
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>>86156138
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>>86156320

Im not a fighter. And Im not a Stipe fan ive always been team DC. the reality though is stipe ENDED your big black hope

Ive been with some beautiful women no problems there, not only white women but ESPECIALLY your latinas. i lost my virginity to a latina bitch when i was 13 actually lol. Bro We both know you yourself are gonna see beautiful women holding the hands of chads like me and sure maybe blacks but nobody wants to hold hands with a little worthless taco fagboy like you. No real man wants to fuck you titless nancy boy. All you got to offer is a shitty asshole. Fuck outta here boy.

Talking up blacks will not make them want to fuck you or love you. You will always be alone in spain fuck yourself with dildos shitting all over yourself bahahahaa
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>>86156241
>getting trolled this hard

C'mon, bro
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>>86156431
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>>86156479
>implying im not shitposting too, and implying i havent just found him on the deep web
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>>86156465
how are you getting worked into a shoot by such low grade shitposting
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>>86156532
>he's only pretending to be mad
we all got worked
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>>86156465
fucking mark
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after gastelum gadooshes whittaker we'll finally have all manlet champions. our time is now
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>>86156438
>all white
Let's see
>DC
You can't be a coon uncle tom if you ain't black, and dc is all three
>Demetrious Johnson
He's an African American
>Tyron Woodley
He keeps exposing the racism in the sport, respectable black man
>Max Holloway
Polynesians have adopted black culture, that's why they're somewhat manly even if they are melanine deficient
>Whittaker
same
>Cyborg
>Nunes
All proud women of color

Facts are never on your side racists
>>86156465
>i'm not a fighter
We all can tell son
> ive always been team DC
So even when you're racists rednecks you still can't avoid submitting to the BBC?
woah
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>>86156648
Nice p4p list, which corner of your ass did you pull it out of?
>implying DC and DJ aren't white
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>>86156793
If DJ was white he would be a draw
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>>86156793
>>86156532
You fucking idiots took the bait despite my warning
>>86155705
That's the racebaiter on a proxy. and youre still giving him
You's
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>>86156438
Jones, A. Silva, DC and Mighty Mouse are white now?
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>>86156138
I know he’s bulking but what the fuck happened to his head?
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So that eyepoking towel grabbing asian woman testosterone having cornball DC is saying that, despite giving Silva a shot in the past, trying to give Brock a shot now, says Yoel Romero has no right to contend with him?

DC can fuck himself
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>>86154614
Reminder that Gus beat DC.
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>>86156989
Yoel’s a greasing, stalling, roiding, overweight, bridesmaid, pants shitter who gets gadooshed by fat crippled amputee welterweights
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>>86157170
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>>86157104
That's not what the scorecard said. I'd rather trust that than some faggot on 4chan.
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>>86154137
Retard who spreads false rumors threatens to spread more false rumors. He sounds like Dan Nainan.
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>>86155970
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>>86157210
Wow! He must’ve won the title after that!
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>>86157281
this is what heem is all about, this is why we are the premier mma discussion general
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>>86157247
pathetic
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>>86156648
The only person on that list that is black is woodley, dc and dj both act white, have white wives and white skinned kids, they abandoned being black a long time ago.
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>>86154559
My personal fav just bleed fights:
Robbie vs Rory 2
Tony vs Edson
Cub vs Doo Hoo Choi
Steve Bossé vs O'Connell
Hunt vs Bigfoot 1
Andrade vs Gathela
Tony vs Vannata
Almeida vs Pickett
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>>86154137
We are now in the #metoo era of the ufc

I predict some careless sperg like mike perry will be the first to just not give a fuck and accuse two fighters of banging, then an entire shit flinging of accusations will take place.

Who do you guys think banged? Holly-Jon seems likely. If Rose gets accused Pat Barry will go on a hilarious alcohol fueled rampage.
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>>86157281
Beautiful work, champ
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It’s 2018, the UFC needs to stop being so god damn sexist and start giving women equal opportunities. Merge the flyweight, bantamweight, and featherweight divisions and then you’ll see girl power firsthand ;)
Unless you silly boys are scared...
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The Eagle will eat soon
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>Ronda let Dana's old wrinkly body climb on top of her with his loose skin and old balls

gross
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Hot take: Roy Nelson wins the rematch with DC
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>>86157958
Don't know why you dumbasses needed Brendan to confirm this happened, she's the reason WMMA is in UFC
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>>86157958
Don’t forget the disgusting Tony Soprano breathing she had to listen to while he was sliding his 4 inch schlong inside her
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>>86157958
If dana so much as made suggestive innuendo regarding claudia's mole I will punch him in the chest so hard his heart will stop
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Still waiting for my Bubba McDaniels shirt from UFC store
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Y-yo...you s-s-still th-there pussy?
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>>86158108
>b-but he's so much smaller in real life

literally every pro athlete
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>>86154137
based schaub desu
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>>86154552
No, it just confirms some people from here and reddit are posting on his twitter.
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You know what a knot is?
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>>86157958
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Our boy DC
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>>86158429
Yea, I'm thinking that is cgi.
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>>86158087
>and she’s such a great pie- person
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>>86158436
>boi
cormier is culturally white so this is racist
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does a mcdouble count as preworkout?
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>>86154552
I noticed that too but like he >>86158414 mentioned maybe he's seen that phrase somewhere else
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I love Katie perry
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>>86158532
Oh for sure, we are in the age of strongfat thanks to DC and Gastelum. If you ain't bulking, you're joking.
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SCHAUBPOSTERS UNITE
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>>86158598
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>>86158550
chan culture has sipped a lot more into mainstream mma fandom than in almost any other hobby ( i think it-s because being edgy is part of the sport since its conception )
Its not weird for mma fans to call woodley a race bating tyrone or hate on wmma
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haven't watched a schaub podcast in a couple months just turned one on and his face is fat as fuck
based schaub on the bloatmaxX train
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>>86158882
seems like just the other month he was talking keto

stay tuned for the next tfatkid or big brown flush down. he's going to address dana banging ronda.
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it was so nice watching that disgusting sub human Slav get slept by fine upstanding WHITE man like DC
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>cat will never sit on your face
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>>86158490
Probably just TRT.
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what is wrong with brocks teeth
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>>86159228
cruz "trained" with that braphog
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>>86159399
He's getting veneers. They file your teeth down like that then cap them with the fake perfect hollywood bullshitter teeth.
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>>86159411
I bet she manhandled him.
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>>86159411
there is a shit ton of women fighters at alliance

second to maybe att.
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>>86159438
They cap them immediately, they don't file them and send you home. If any bacteria gets under the cap the tooth rots instantly
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>>86157801
he'll eat a left hand shot from conor that'll finally put that overrated russian bum to rest for good
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>>86159399
Take this over to asp and troll them with it. This makes me cringe like those weird porous sponge skin condition pics.
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>>86159514
I think cruz needs someone aggressive like cat to take the initiative and brush aside his awkward autism.
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>>86158992
It was the Taquito diet
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She's nice
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>>86155491
Brock is a stopgap measure, Dana's in a vulnerable position where his current stars (people who can reliably sell tickets and PPVs) are all basically inactive so he brings back a former star to generate some hype in the interim. But please stop with this "legitimate sporting event" pretension; MMA is a bunch of tatted up roidraging felons spilling each other's blood and bouncing each other's heads off the canvas. UFC is not the Olympics and if it tries to take the dignified route it will fail. Dana's a Vegas guy, he saw what happened when Vegas tried to rebrand itself as "family friendly" and he understands the importance of knowing your audience and giving them what they want.
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>>86160035
It's a sport when it's convenient, and it's entertainment when it's a convenient. It's like water, formless and shapeless.

The boring squeaky clean "legitimate sport" era saturated mma into the mainstream. Now that it's over saturated the pendulum is swinging back towards the entertainment with guys like conor breaking the monotony.

Look for it to get to wwe kayfabey then the next big star will be a gsp 2.0 terminator squeaky clean guy.
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>>86160035
explain USADA then
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>>86158010
>ufc introduced men's 125 division
>"Yea, we're going to have a 4 man tournament to declare a new champ."
>ufc introduced wmma
>"Oh yea guys, we're bringing in wmma and as of right now we are declaring Ronda the champ."
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>>86160326
to be fair she really was the best back then
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>>86160121
The legitimate sport era is a myth, there's always been Matt Hughes vs. Royce Gracie, James Toney vs. Randy Couture and innumerable other matchups that were far more uneven than Brock-DC and were just a way to sell tickets. Dana's had a run of consistently weak PPVs, which means that interest is flagging; Whittaker, Mighty Mouse, Woodley and DC are not ever going to be crossover stars and Conor and Jones are MIA and we don't know when they'll return or if they ever will. UFC is like a fire, you need to stoke it and right now the best practical way to do that is to bring Brock back.

Also, this isn't a pro sports league where the rankings are based on every team playing every other team; there's a deep subjectivity to determining who gets their shot. Brock is still dangerous, no way DC is looking past this fight.
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>>86154137
Schaub is such a self absorbed retard

He failed at football, failed at fighting, and his comedy is being propped up by Callen, Rogan and their connections

>https://cubuffs.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=2959
in 4 years of eligibility he didn't do a fucking thing at a mid level school

His NFL career was worse, he was a tackling sled for a training camp

SO he took his above average athleticism (for MMA) and football work ethic (which makes it look like he's actually a hard worker to MMA fags) to MMA and did alright, he lost to anyone who was any good except for Cro Cop who he knocked out, got his ass kicked so bad by another fighter that his friend had to sit him down and have a talk about how this isn't working out for him

Without Dana White Schaub would be back in Colorado with a drop top 2008 Ford Mustang with chrome rims working at a ski resort still trying to cling to his jock image of himself while fucking tourists (men and women)

his wife is a basic bitch everyday mexican, nothing special, he ain't doing shit in any fucking hollywood movie, his act is wearing thin and anyone with a brain can't stand his fuckery

and it's a complete bitch move to talk about a married dudes slut fucks
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>>86160128
This is a lesson they've learned from hard experience, USADA was like trying to forcememe Mighty Mouse has a PPV headliner. Also probably some concern about a roid raging fighter killing his girlfriend ala War Machine.
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>ywn wrestle with Cat "Mommy" Zingano and smell her beautiful sweaty pusy while you try to double leg her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaFAwh1Mx1A
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How does Dana respond to Schaub? Ban him from future events?
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>>86155491
You are a fucking nerd and you need to fuck off of /heem/ forever. Dana is /our guy/ and always will be
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>>86155695
I watched that Sage supplement video today and Darren Elkins sounded like a CTE retard.
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>>86160479
Schaub never goes anyways

Dana can just list his football stats and probably can get him blacklisted from playing any comedy clubs in vegas

Schaub has been shit talking the UFC since the sale if not earlier, for literal months
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>>86160479
He wont do anything. He doesnt need to. The damage is done.
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>>86160452
Harsh but fair. I laughed at the eskimo brothers thing initially but you're right, pussy move to bring it up. Also dangerous for Brendan because I'm sure he has all kinds of sleazy shit in his past/present that a guy like Dana could dig up as retaliation.
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>>86160452
Good post
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>>86156020
90% of fighters in the UFC don't draw shit and are just there to pad out cards and deny other organisations a chance. The higher value fighters earn less because the UFC still needs to pay Generic Brazilian Unranked Featherweight the minimum 10k/10k
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>>86160479
He doesnt need to do anything, hestated simple facts like that schaub was a nobody athlete and is carried by Rogan right now.
Schaub was buttblasted and had to reply with hypotethicals and what if's and stil failed to come out on top.
My bet is that he goes to jail for beating up ching out of rage
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>>86160479
-Hire people to dig up incriminating stuff on Schaub (easy to do, I'm sure there's plenty of people from his college football/MMA days who have some stories to tell)
-Shut him out of anything to do with UFC and make it a condition of working with the UFC that Schaub cannot be involved in your organization in any MMA-related capacity (also easy to do, Schaub is a marginal figure and e.g. Showtime would trade him out in a second if it meant more UFC bucks)
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For sure Dana White is going to be the bigger man and not respond to the baseless hearsay accusations of Brendan Schaub - Dana White has two heads on my Mount Rushmore of Classy Guys.
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>>86160468
phwoar
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>>86160583
No way Schaub works another Zuffa boxing Showtime show...good point
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>>86154137
>Eskimo brothers
what did he mean by this?
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>>86160636
lol
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I wonder what ourguy Lorenzoni "Big Gunz" Frittata thinks of all this
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>>86160636
Yeah I mean Dana had Ariel pulled off MayMac presumably because he was still pissed about the Brock-UFC 200 leak and this thing is on another planet from that. Fuck me Schaub is retarded. Guy does 5 stand up gigs and cracks 100k downloads for his podcast and starts swinging his dick around like he's Rogan (who to his credit is actually very careful to avoid stuff like this)
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>>86160636
>UFC isn't actively trying to expand into boxing
>UFC won't have anymore crossover boxing-MMA events
>Showtime will never at any point in the future try to partner with the UFC
>Other entities that do partner with the UFC won't now shut Schaub out of consideration for roles he might otherwise be considered for
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UFC isn't actively trying to expand into boxing
UFC won't have anymore crossover boxing-MMA events
Showtime will never at any point in the future try to partner with the UFC
Other entities that do partner with the UFC won't now shut Schaub out of consideration for roles he might otherwise be considered for
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Shkwab or Daner, who do we lend our support?

This will literally decide the future of the planet.
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>>86160779
Dana is a jerk off but I'm on his side, Schaub needs to be brought back down to earth, his ego is more swollen than his bee stung face
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>>86160722
Rogan and Callen put Schaub on so fucking hard

below the belt fucking sucks, he can't interview pro fighters for shit, it's so cringey and fan boy gay

I haven't seen any of his stand up but...he can't hang with Chris D'Elia, Will Sasso, Theo Von, and other comedians when it comes to bantz so I don't expect much from his stand up routines

Schaub shit talking about a world tour...dude spent a few days in Australia then went to LA for a few months and went to like Houston and Orlando and a few months before Australia he was in Dublin, Ireland...again between months in the USA

nigga you aren't touring the world like a rock band in the 80's like you think you are fucking tool

>http://www.tfatk.com/live-tour-show/

Spokane, WA 7/12 - 7/14
Jul 12, 2018 – Jul 14, 2018
Austin 8/2 - 8/4
Aug 2, 2018 – Aug 4, 2018
Dallas 8/9 - 8/11
Aug 9, 2018 – Aug 11, 2018
Bellevue, WA 9/27 - 9/29
Sep 27, 2018 – Sep 29, 2018

nice "world tour" Schaub you lying meathead
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nickdiaz209
Sick of this all this baddest man on the planet bs I’ll fight for any tittle at Any weight @Ufc wants to make bs wwf fights with guys that fight like shit and put on an act @dc_mma would look way worse than I do in this pic if he fought Anderson the way I did but instead he decided to wrestle fuck him for five rounds in front of his whole life And still almost got finished off in the last round with Silva only having two or three weeks notice @danawhite should give me this fight instead of dick chest Brock Lesnars cheating ass #dontbescaredhomie nothing personal I love Dc but I don’t like what he dose constantly embarrassed for him and the sport
I start doing MMA because it’s not WWF and I’ve never put on A bs act in my life I’m sure fans would like to see a real fight @nick_diaz_academy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlKU3-ADcHN/
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>>86160779
Dana doesn't need to reply and big brown will probably lose below the belt by the end of this season. All he will have left is stand-up comedy and his other podcast appearances.

Also what do you guys think of the future match-ups? I think this is perfect for cleaning out the old fighters and putting in the new.

>Derek Brunson vs Stylebender
>Jacare Souza vs Paulo Costa
>Dan Hooker vs Edson Barboza
>Mike Perry vs Gunnar Nelson
>Stipe or Blaydes vs Volkan
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>>86160877
Shut up and fight retard
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>>86160877
aight nigga, you ain't fighting so you ain't relevant
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>>86160902
paulo costa is the juice head right? they won't put him in any match that's not a slugfest I would imagine

yeah it would be nice to see him in an actual MMA fight, but why would the UFC do anything other than get him into slugfests?
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>>86160779
schaub. if only because Dana is a unprofessional fucking idiot whos holding the UFC back.
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>>86160840
>(((israel))) getting aryans to fight each other
hmmmmm
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>>86160877
based nick
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>>86160902
too soon to make costa vs jacaroid. costa earned his #8 spot to quick imo, needs another 10-15er or two.
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>>86160982
honestly I think so too but he's being a pussy about fighting stylebender. All these UFC fighters nowadays are about getting to the title shot they never want to fight down until they lose a fight.
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>>86160877
cringe
diaz vs silva was just as boring as dc vs silva anyway, shit diaz would get heemed within a round by dc desu
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>>86154042
>so are you implying that ortega saw what you did during the emmett fight and is scared to fight you?
>facts bro facts people see what I do in there and they don't want it
>i'll go to san deigo and fight him in his backyard I don't care
how can you not love this man
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>>86160877
Is he even eligible to fight? He was suspended and I keep hearing stories about some domestic violence case
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Jones has bitch tits
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I'm gonna bang Colbey Northcutt so I can be eskimo bro with Sage
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>>86161088
Leave Sage alone scumbag, if anyone's banging his sister it's that chalky black man.
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>>86161044
He's an angry manlet gatekeeper that needlessly follows up on opponents that are clearly ko'd, he's already lost to max and would get starched by ortega. he has some quality heems to his credit but that's about it
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>>86157958
>>86157958
>>86157958

source?
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>>86160877
Lmao based nick BTFO DC
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If Miesha Tate sat down on my face for no less than two minutes, then I could die a happy man.
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>>86161342
my man
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>>86157226
T. Brainlet
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>>86158436
Implying that he himself didnt miss weight is scummy as fuck.
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>>86161499
he never missed. touching the towel wasn't against the rules at the time, thus, he made weight.
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>Hi, do I know you?
>Y-you want to do what?
>Get out of here before I kick you in the face, disgusting pig anon
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>>86160877
Checked

Diaz has DC sucking wind and flailing across the octagon in twelve minutes
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>acting like whiny bitches on social media instead of fighting
I sure do love modern MMA.
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>>86160877
dc is a paper champ
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>>86161110
how does he over do it? its not over till the ref stops it. Thats how you should finish thats what attracts people to watch. Not being a fucking dunce and going for a submission/takedown when you can just fucking wail on the guy will all your strength and adrenaline. I don't think it's going to go as easy as you think it will for Ortega.
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>>86161603
cant be good for the test levels
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Heavyweight jones shadowrealms DC
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Your heem is up
My heem is now
You can't heem me
My heem is now
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>>86160599
For sure. A hundred percent.
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>>86160877
Based and redpilled
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>>86159998
>>86160024
catposting will actually save /heem/
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>>86158436
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>>86162237
based
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>>86162337
I want that brapper on my face pronto
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prime schaub would heem ngannou
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>>86162373
this
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>>86159228
>>86159998
>>86160024
>>86162237
>>86162321
>>86162326
>>86162337
>>86162408
steroids

cya h8rs in 3 weeks
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>>86162408
why is she so qt

her voice makes me absolutely diamonds too.
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>>86162457
mommy genetix
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>imagine being so dummy you kill yourself when Cat Zingano is your wife
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How would you improve the UFC?
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Prime Schaub heems Dana
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>>86162519
Cat must be a shitty wife if she didn't see it coming. People don't just wake up one day and decide to kill themselves.
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>>86158436
roidmero btfo
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>>86162575
Kudo rules
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>>86157487
Pat Berry is a cuck. Conor threw a dolly directly at his wife-slave, giving her crippling PTSD for the rest of her life and Berry just ate it.
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>>86154137
so they both sucked on the same dick?
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>>86163325
Is it that matrix guy from the recent TUF?
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If you had to choose, would you rather have Brendan Schaubs or Dana whites penis inside of you at this very moment?
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Wake up Conor, it's all over.
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Chad Mendes is a top 5 featherweight of all time in the UFC. Thawlts?
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>>86154042
Aldo will get Stephens for this.
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>>86154489
There's no difference. They go hand-in-hand. This is why I hate you purists. You don't understand what combat sports are.

>Combat sports are a noble and universal competition among humans, where the greatest warriors and athletes of each generation partake in ritualistic combat to determine who among them may claim the hallowed title of "champion."

No. That is not what combat sports are. That is never what combat sports have been. And that is not what combat sports should be. Combat sports are about two promoted names clashing in front of a roaring crowd of thousands after months of tension and build up. Promotion isn't incidental. It's not a "necessary evil" we need just to stay in business. It's part of the sport. It's a huge aspect of what makes MMA worth watching. Without it, it's just two guys in a street fight.

If you want purity, go organize a bout in the woods. Call up Curtis Blaydes and tell him he can fight for no pay, with no audience, all for the sanctity of hallowed combat.
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>>86162304
Cringe
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>>86164115
Based Welterweight King Colby and Based Lord Sonnen (Dons) have worked you into a shoot, you sad jabroni mark *dabs on the nerd*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9T1VrPYQhc
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>>86159460
>ywn get to climb all over a 6'2" amazonian braphog
i want 2 die
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>>86161110
>needlessly follows up on opponents
When exactly did the onions crowd become the majority of MMA fans?
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>>86163504
Only UFC right? Aldo (8-3 in the UFC all title fights,16-3 in WEC/UFC), Max (15-3, 2 defenses), Conor (7-0) are in the podium for sure and they are the only ones that held the FW belt.
Then Ortega (6-0-1 all finishes), Edgar (8-3 in FW) and Mendes, who in my opinion isn't a top FW of all time (8-4) in whatever order you like based on record and performances.
If you counted the WEC record too Faber would take a spot for sure.
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>>86164420
*1 defense
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>>86155722
Schaub dabbed on Dana imo.
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>>86164420
We think alike, but I don't rate Ortega.
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>>86160452
Thats not his wifey my man
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Undefeated UFC womens strawweight fighters:
Mackenzie Dern 7-0
tatiana suarez 6-0
aleksandra albu 3-0
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i stand by schob
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Could Dana get in trouble for fucking ronda?
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If we were to go by the Kellerman test:
Who would i rather be in this round Dana or Schaub? I mean schaub kind of got a good couple of shitpots in. But in the grand scheme of things. I would rather have Dana's life. But maybe not if its true he has erectile disfunction from roiding. But if Dana can still get hard i would rather be Dana. So in the long run schaub is still a loser. But really Dana shouldn't talk about who knows what about fighting.
Its also kind of weak to tell on Dana for fucking ronda. Now that i think of it. Fuck schaub.
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>>86155651
Why are you trolling amerifats? Its funny and all but they are too stupid to realize, making you double down
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>>86164420
>2
Including one outside the ufc?
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is one fc youtube linkbro here?
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>>86164827
just watch it here
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjeMZvNgGw
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>>86164848
works for me. thanks breh
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I wonder what Megaton would say about the schaub v dana feud. He probably wouldn't aprove of bringing women into it. Also he doesn't strike me as a guy that sits and has fights over social media.
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>>86164896
what is going on with this fued? what triggered it?

t. someone with a life
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>>86164874
imagine if you could see some of her pubes sticking it out, that would be gross
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>>86164896
me and megaton are eskimo brothers if you know what I mean
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>>86164920
Schaub dabbed on the HW division and then Dana dabbed on Schaub in some fighters insta comments and then Schlaub dabbed back.
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>>86164957
Megaton gets around.
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>>86165028
are you watching ONE, dernspammer-bro?
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>>86160877
Nick is cringy as fuck now
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>>86165100
i got it on.
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>>86160877
>but instead he decided to wrestle fuck him for five rounds

it was a 3 round fight

nick has made an absolute FOOL of himself
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>>86160877
Nick should fight Israel.
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>>86165120
based
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>>86163351
No, he was not in TUF27
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kino petcham entrance
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>>86154042
https://youtu.be/CW2Obiuk1Ak
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Where are you guys watching ONE?
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baby shark dooo doo dooo
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If your not watching ONE your a cazzie and needs to leave
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>>86165318

Are soccer kicks still allowed?
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4:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8liCrPQtSc&t=
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>>86165311
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjeMZvNgGw
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>>86165335
idk i'm pretty cazzie
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>>86165355
based honesty
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>>86165354
Thanks lad
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this gay thai dude is a munster
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heem lol
aussies btfo
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HEEM
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Body shot knee to the head double damage super kick
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>what a nockaa
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>>86165354
Im fuming with the cazzie comments
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atomweight next
not gonna watch
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>>86155970
>>86157281
BASED FUCKING BASED
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maylay a cute
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>>86154944
EL SPANIARD KEKOLD
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>>86164920
>Schaub said that kickboxing doesn't translate to MMA, probably talking about Saki being knocked out or something.
>Israel reposted this on his social media and disagreed.
>Dana posted on Israel's feed that he shouldn't listen to a washed up nobody who went 6-5
>replies were exchanged

So Dana attacked first, though not directly at Schaub, just talking shit about him to other people.
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>>86165689
Does Dana have roid rage?
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>>86165689
fascinating
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>>86154137
explain that eskimo reference
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>>86165753
Eskimo brothers are guys that have fucked the same chick. Probably talking about Rousey.
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>>86165753
They have been in the same igloo.
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>>86165753
He is asking to get #metoo'd by Ronda.
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Great bunda shots in ONE atm
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*pulls schaub guard*
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>>86165797
If its not Romero or GSP, miss me with that shit.
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>>86165689
Rafael Cordeiro is 4-2
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>>86165814
You'd be surprised
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>>86165806
>gets rocked
>doesn't instantly fall on his back or go for the takedown
>just continues eating punches

Why do punchboys not do at least several months of wrestling or brazilian jewish jitsu?
Having the backup plan as a reflex so you can get recovery time after a punch saves fights.
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>>86165806
roids dont make you a better figh-
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>2 week caaaamp
>4 week caaaamp
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can't believe dana has the gall to make fun of schaubs legendary mma career. did he forget he knocked out cro cop? choked out matt F*CKING mittrione? miss me with that gay shit dana you bald headed greedy goof
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>>86165868
Who says this?
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>>86165950
Rogan actually said that. The context was that he was dicksucking Jones as usual
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>>86161603
LOL. Get the underhooks faggot.

>>86162321
She's pretty cute from some angles

>>86162408
And pretty manly/cyborgy in most.

>>86163325
Jesus, this is such a generic mma fighter look.
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bummer that hakuho withdrew
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>two fighters who look like that got red bull flowing through their veins
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this chink is badass
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>>86166088
AAAND FIGHT
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Ortega vs Li kai when?
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southpoar
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>>86160877
>nothing personnel
lol
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if nick wasnt retarded they would give him an automatic title shot against woodley or whittaker or even at lhw lol
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li kai wen is gassed
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>>86166319
he knows he'd get REKT on both those fights, especially the Woodley one
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>>86166335
both these niggas been gassed from the 1st somehow.
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>>86166335
ye he might be fucked
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prime daner vs prime bunther scueblet.

boxing

who wins
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heem
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>>86166385
dana has never taken a hit to the head and brakeson has cte i think he has a shot against shleppo
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Why would Ronda make sex with Dana?
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Broople Scooptington
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mitch "the dragon" chilson is garbage
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>>86166513
from pokemon board janitor to multi-millionaire
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>>86166545
the aussie guy is high energy
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i miss the 2000's
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>>86166429
>dana has never taken a hit to the head

Lol
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>>86166385
both would piss hot and get DQ
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>>86166513
Dana had to test if the armbar was legid.
btw Dern would never stoop to such a low. She was raised better than to sleep with dana.
If dana ever tried something cheaky she would slap him.
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>>86166429
Dana has been pistol whipped by the Boston Irish mafia.
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>picture of physical perfection
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>>86166696
yes clearly that dress says it all
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*crack*
Yeah the UFC has been going down *sips*
An't what it used to be *sips*
UFC69..*sips*...aahhh, that was a fight
*sipssssss*
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It's always so disappointing coming back to MMA after a Boxing/Muay Thai binge. Everyone not at the top is sloppy as fuck.
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>>86166796
Huge fan of this meme
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>>86166778
thats conservative for a brazilian
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>>86166877
>Brazilian
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>>86166851
I tried to contribute to heem with this
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>>86166893
100%
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>>86166877
she looks like ayra stark
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thoughts on the ive been flushed by conor card
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Say.
His.

MOTHERF*CKING

NAME


YOU ABSOLUTE LITTLE SHITS
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>>86166893
maybe she was invited to leave brazil
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>>86166841
This is the dumbest take.

"It's always disappointing coming back to basketball after a track and field binge. Everyone not at the top is slow as fuck."
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>>86166931
Stephens is free money
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>>86166979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk4rGK6d0OY

should have raced with a basketball too
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>>86166931
kek i didnt notice that

it does look spicy though
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Dern's face looks too big for her face.
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>>86167055
fake news
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>>86167055
It's her forehead. It's narrow, but tall.
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>>86167055
She quite literally looks like a pig that is wearing human skin.
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>>86167116
Do you spend every waking hour spamming this shit?
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This segment they are showing on ONE is hype as fuck.
Based mma fighters inspiring their people.
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>>86167156
>>86167130
yous could only dream about getting a girl like Dern. Plus if you said that shit to her face she could literally beat the shit out of you.
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>>86167178
>DIAZ FOR MAYOR

B A S E D
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>>86167227
I'd unironically beat her into the living death, but also I would fuck her yes. I'm just stating a fact in my previous post.
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GADOOSHED
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for me it's paige vanzant
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>>86167331
>pee in your face

Now we're talking.
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>>86167331
You spam her enough that I've been able to stare at every part of her. She can be in my face anytime.
But no, sorry. I'd unironically heem her and every else in this thread.
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what is the perfect height for fighting and why is it 5'10
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>>86167331
>he couldn't fuck derns shit up
do you even trane ufc?
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>>86167349
How do you see Dern career going?
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>>86167405
Getting flushed by first top 10 ranked contender she meets.

>>86167399
The DC height.
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>>86167370
I think youd be suprised
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Reminder that DC is infact the GOAT
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>>86167451
no
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>>86167431
you have been wrong so far though. When will you admit she is legid?
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>>86167451
You've made a typo, it's DJ, not DC.
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>>86167499
>manlet weight
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>>86167499
>dc goes up and knocks out the champ in the first round
>dj does everything in his power to avoid the champ above him from coming down in weight to fight
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>>86167028
Lol. The runner dude was so relaxed.
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>>86167055
>>86167130
>>86167156

She's fucked since her conception though. Her father is a level 99 creatura. The only decent pics of here are the ones with full make up, pro studio setup with extreme myspace angles.
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>>86167530
>>86167526
DJ rightfully said that HW fights are either a coin toss of who lands a lucky punch first or lewis-ngannou shitshows. Only cazzies like them.
>m-muh baddest man...

On the other hand, if you want to truly appreciate beautiful techniques, you have to watch lower divisions. It's a fact.

You cannot call yourself a hardcore fan if you don't recognize the superiority of lower weight classes in terms of pure skill.
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>>86167499
the mouse is scared of the snake
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DanGOAT "The GOAT" GOATier
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>tfw Adensaya and Dana went slobposting on instagram

how long till #Ithinkyoudbesurprised becomes a trend
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>>86167875
She's so feminine. So pure. So innocent.
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Daily reminder that Nagonnu's a piece'a shit Miocic's a piece'a shit
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>>86167915
dude, she's polish xD
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Nagonnu's a pizza shit Miocic's a pizza shit

>>86167951
I don't meme any certain nationality of girls. KK is pure and innocent regardless of where she is from.
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>>86167938
Why did brock have to bully stipe? What did he do?
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>>86167983
Stipe embarrassed the HW division and Bork is going to come and save it.

Also, do you even know what a heel is?
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>>86167983
Got heemed like a fuckin dork
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> Neck injury forces Alan Jouban out of UFC Hamburg fight against Danny Roberts

/ourguy/ is out of Hamburg
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>>86167915
best part is she could fuck you up
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>>86168027
I am wondering if people think this is a fluke. Like, if we had a time machine and they fought 10 times, do you think DC would win 7 or more of these?
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>>86167938
DC I'M COMING FOR *voice breaks* YOU MOTHERF*BLEEP*ER
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>>86168103
DC would win 10 out of 10 fights you retard, I told you that even before the fight. DC outstrikes and outwrestles Stipe. The only thing Stipe has is reach, which doesn't mean shit when you don't have the skills.
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>>86168143
As big as he was in the ring, you can take an inch off because of those boots he was wearing.
I wonder how heavy he'll come in on fightnight
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>>86168169
I don't know about that. I'm thinking maybe 5-6 heavyweights right now are better kickboxers than DC. Even JDS who is fighting tonight is a better kickboxer.
DC isn't that good at striking.
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>>86168103
It'd be interesting to see who is the bookies favourite if they do a rematch.
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>>86168191
I can't imagine you can put on too much from 265 after two days, probably about 290.
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>>86168103
Nah, DC and his team studied Stipe and found that hole in his game. Stipe on the other hand fucked up by getting close, clinching and underestimating DC in general. Stipe was winning that round, especially in the first minutes. A rematch would go differently in my opinion.
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>>86168217
He's fighting tomorrow you goof
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>>86168218
Stipe ruined his chances of a rematch. He didn't speak on the ring following his defeat, he just said "yeah i lost" later, it was a round 1 thing, basically he took it too calm and collected. He should've been saying OH ITS THE EYE POKES, or DC GOT LUCKY I'LL KO HIM NEXT and so on to get a rematch. You know, mandrama. Miocic is shit at it, and the UFC is happy to get the belt away from him so they can print more money with DC and Brock.
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>>86168239
I doubt he fights at close to 290.
280 maybe.
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>>86168241
The good ole "he was winning until he lost".
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>>86168217
>DC isn't that good at striking.

Look at how quickly he established his distance and worked him over with stiff jabs, it had stipe nervous even being taller with longer reach. Then he got inside and fucked him up more with his speed, you don't know what you're talking about my guy.
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>>86168270
It's possible they do DC-Stipe after DC-Brock, assuming DC wins that fight.
DC might choose Stipe because he feels it's the best for his legacy coupled with the fact that he might not be able to make 205 again comfortably, and a match against Gus or Yoel might scare him more than Stipe.
Having said that if he wants to retire undefeated at HW he might want to move back to LHW.
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>>86168270
The bork fight was already planned for the winner dummy.
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>>86168307
DC is a good kickboxer. I didn't say he is bad. I said he is not that good. Not as good as Stipe or JDS, or even Ngannou if he gets past his PTSD. In his own division, he isn't as good as Gus.

Thats just my opinion though.
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>>86168270
I really hope that Brock fucks it up just before the match by popping for roids. It would be sweet
>>86168287
He lost fair and square, but Stipe was doing good before getting clipped by that overhand right. He tried to grab DC's right hand with his left hand,and exposed his chin, instead of breaking the clinch like he did before the last exchange.
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>>86168351
Yes, and normally after a title fight the loser gets a rematch. Stipe could've made his case by downplaying this result, instead he just accepted it. Why would the casual fans think he will win next time if he just accepts he lost here? Needs more drama.
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>>86168376
t. brainlet
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>>86168407
Stipe wanted time with his upcoming kid
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>>86168429
I love it when the other person's argument is to call me a retard. Its as good as waving a white flag and paying tribute.

DC wins with trips and wrestling most of the time, not with just punches. He punches tired people mostly, after wrestlefucking them, and almost always from the clinch.

inb4 a highlight of his KOs like Bigfoot
Yes, he does put people to sleep sometimes, so does every single UFC fighter.
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tatiana suarez is the real strawweight prospect
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>>86168376
He has an amazing inside boxing, he can kick well unlike most HWs and he knows how to fight a taller opponent. In LHW he was simply too drained by the weightcut and he didn't have the power or explosiveness he has at HW and he had to change his game. The right that killed Stipe was incredibly short but it packed a lot of power and was very precise.
Gus is an amazing boxer by the way
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>>86168496
Retard for sure my guy
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Based and redpilled Team Shob

Cringe and bluepilled Team Dana
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>>86168521
I accept your surrender.

>>86168509
He has heavy hands for sure, and can work from the clinch. Stipe was also leaning down, so he moved his head into the punch.
I am not taking away from DC, he won that fight, just think that people insisting he is a better boxer than all the heavyweights is silly. In both HW and LHW there are better boxers than DC.
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>>86165848
cuz they wanna just bleed
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would she do good in ufc?
rank her
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>4chan death squad
Brendan Schaub, Francis Ngannou, Jon Jones
>Reddit virgin society
Dana White, Derrick Lewis, Daniel Cormier

Feel free to continue with the list
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>>86162575
More fights, less time in-between them.
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>>86168851
I like all of them.
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>4chan death squad
Brendan Schaub, Francis Ngannou, Jon Jones, Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Reddit virgin society
Dana White, Derrick Lewis, Daniel Cormier, Tony Ferguson

Feel free to continue with the list
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>>86168851
>ngannou
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>>86168851
>>86168886
cringe
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>>86168886
It looks like you have got them backwards.
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He'll be back
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>>86168981
And get KO'd stiff again
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>>86168886
>>86168851
Based and redpilled

Fuck Dana White he ruined UFC he is old and a trash promoter, they need someone new
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>>86168886
>4chan
>a schob
>a pussy who is too scared to fight
>a sociopathic cheater
>a muslim

"no"
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>>86154137
>eskimo brothers
so is Schaub openly admitting that he's a cuck?
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>>86169044
It's not cuck behaviour to fuck a girl who has sex before or after.
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>>86169033
Yes now go back there zoomer
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>>86169033
Aside from Muslim, these traits pretty accurately describe 4chan
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>>86169114
I am here my diabetic friend.
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>>86160452
>complete bitch move to talk about a married dudes slut fucks
hilarious move tbqh.
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>>86168886
based
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>>86169033
pretty much 4chan
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how would Schaub know if Dana really did fuck ronda? I mean for him to publicly say some shit like that it must be true
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>>86169200

we know only one person in your country is allowed to use the internet at any given time, you're not fooling anyone m8
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>>86169159
Go back where you came from though, Reddit
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>>86169241
not based
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>>86169241
He was just stating a fact, czech bro is based
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>>86169243
epic banter, going straight into my elite banter folder
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>>86169033
them 4channers are part time muslims
>death to feminists
>sluts and thots should get btfo'd
>goes on 4chan at least 5 times a day to shitpost akin to muslims going to mosque praying 5 times a day
>fighting for thier beliefs constantly
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>>86169232
>how would Schaub know if Dana really did fuck ronda?

because he fucked Ronda after he was kinda dating her
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Imagine how Travis Browned feels.
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Reddit """fighters"""
Stipe Miocic
>PERMAFLUSHED
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all; beat the weakest HW champ
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Khabib
>wow bro I got exposed by a part time real estate agent but I'm fersure better than Kevin Lee
Brian Ortega
>beat up a bunch of bums and a deleted Edgar; can’t wait for him to piss hot again
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Dern
>lost that last fight; can’t strike for shit and has dogshit wrestling
Bonus: Mauro Ranallo
>mentally ill (confirmed bipolar) cuck who works for a shit company like Showtime and enjoys mandrama
Ariel Helwani
>instigator; should quit MMA journalism and pursue a career with TMZ

4chan Warriors
Zabit Magomedsharipov
>he is the epitome of a martial artist; a proven killing machine in the TRUE Chinese martial arts
Alexander Volkov
>will beat DC and Blaydes; proved that BJJ is useless
Jon Jones
>the once and future king; been marred due to personal conflicts and obvious attempts by his enemies to frame him
Yoel Romero
>a once in a lifetime natural athlete
Santiago Ponzinibbio
>the future champion; skilled everywhere and uses superior tactics to turn the tide of a fight
Tony Ferguson
>a brutal warrior and a master of all styles, including Wing Chun
Darren Elkins
>his pace and conditioning are elite
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory
Bonus: Brendan Schaub
>multi millionaire who turned a successful fighting career battling legends into superstardom
Dana White
>does everything for this sport and its fighters; a pillar of integrity
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>>86169232
He watched
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HW is garbag, this is the top 10
>10: Stefan Struve
Biggest lanklet in the UFC and he is STILL a chinlet
>9: Curtis Blaydes
MUH YOUTH
>8: Marcin Tybura
Literally who?
>7: Alexander Volkov
Heightlet with babby tier punches
>6: Derrick Lewis
MUH BLACK BEAST GADOOSHED BY EVERY DECENT FIGHTER HE FIGHTS
>5: Mark Hunt
CTE'd manlet
>4: Cain Velasquez
Literally a cripple
>3: Fabricio Werdum
MUH MEMEJITZ
>2: Alistair Overeem
le elite striking man who is a chinlet
>1: Francis Ngannou
40 year old cardiolet
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LHW is garbag, this is the top 10
>10: Patrick Cummins
Literally spent his whole career getting gadooshed
>9: Corey Anderson
Chinlet for sure
>8: Ilir Latifi
Le midget who cant make MW man
>7: Misha Cirkunov
Was boy tier till he got gadooshed and flushed twice
>6: Mauricio Rua
How the fuck is 700 year old Shogun even ranked? Also a kneelet
>5: Ovince Saint Preux
Literal chinlet who is 3-3 in his last 6
>4: Jimi Manuwa
Englands Brave Jimmy lad
>3: Volkan Oezdemir
MUH KO power, cant even KO deleted DC
>2: Glover Teixeira
2-2 in his last 4, gadooshed and flushed
>1: Alexander Gustafsson
Lanklet who cant win a title to save his life
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MW is garbag, this is the top 10
>10. Vitor Belfort
Le TRT and USADA'D man
>9. Uriah Hall
Literally a chinlet, brainlet and cutlet
>8. Dave Branch
MUH STRIKING
>7. Derek Brunson
Stikelet, chinlet, brainlet and 34
>6. Michael Bisping
Englands Brave Michael BisKING
>5. Kelvin Gastelum
Gadoooshed so hard at WW he moved up
>4. Chris Weidman
le can only beat old brazilians and WW's man
>3. Jacare Souza
Literally never beaten anyone good
>2. Luke Rockhold
King of the chinlets
>1. Yoel Romero
Legit beast
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>>86169423
>>86169438
>>86169448
old lists
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>>86169423
>>8: Marcin Tybura
>Literally who?
Brings some much needed character to the division albeit a stereotype.
His walkout songs are 10/10.
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>>86160452
Fixed your unneccessary apostrophe there.
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>>86169438
Reminder Shogun is on the longest win streak of his UFC career
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I'm scared Dana will match Stipe up with Curtis to build my man blades up, and Stipe finna get dabbed on and flushed.
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>>86169423
>>86169438
>>86169448
Good lists lad
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>>86169561
More likely Stipe vs JDS, to redeem JDS. It will also be a rubber match, they are 1:1 in their fights so far. And both their previous fights were fun.
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>>86166899
haha
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>>86155893
>implying you've seen it
haha no
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>>86166525
Excellent Splob, my guy.
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>>86167343
More like Fake Bland Cunt, amirite?
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New heembedded with our girl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7WprkCUIDY
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>>86169851
>tfw will never suck her protein shit leather boots asshole
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>>86169851
>3 losses in the last 3 fights
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>4chan death squad
Brendan Schaub, Francis Ngannou, Jon Jones, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Yoel Romero
>Reddit virgin society
Dana White, Derrick Lewis, Daniel Cormier, Tony Ferguson, Robert Whittaker

Bonus:
>/heem/ all time Classics
Anderson Silva, Kevin Randleman, Dan Henderson
>r/mma flushed old men
Chael Sonnen, Randy Couture, Michael Bisping

Feel free to continue with the list
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>>86169851
Reminder that she fucked someone from her gym and then her husband killed himself.
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>>86170026
>have a wife and child
>kys
why are people such cunts?
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>>86170026
He killed himself because he knew he will never get to eat ass that good again when she leaves him.
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>>86170026
cucked to death. brutal
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Reddit """"legends""""
Royce Gracie
>rigged a tournament to inevitably sell an incomplete martial art to the masses
Dominick Cruz
>smug overrated asshole
Fedor Emelianenko
>fought cans and got demolished by real competition
Anderson Silva
>a cheater whose steroid use has marred his entire career
Jose Aldo
>defeated a weak division and cannot handle loss
Matt Hughes
>bitter and angry as evidenced by his puerile autobiography; recently dealt a blow by karma
Wanderlei Silva
>literally ran away from steroid accusations
Shane Carwin
>doesn't possess the warrior spirit as evidenced by being let go from Rizin
Josh Samman
>a drug user and a cheat; karmically removed

4chan GOATs
Kevin Randleman
>only fought quality opponents; a true man on and off the mat; Fedor greased
Urijah Faber
>the epitome of the word 'pioneer'; humble warrior
GSP
>virtually undefeated; avenged any loss he had with swift retribution
Rich Franklin
>does anything really need to be said about how great Ace is?
Maurice Smith
>showed that striking is better than grappling outside of catch wrestling
BJ Penn
>an eternal standard to how an athlete should perform; always exciting
Kazushi Sakuraba
>"in fact, pro wrestling is strong"
Aleksander emlianenko
>a man defamed and battered, shone the brightest but burned up quickly
Joe Son
>a man robbed of glory through false allegations
War machine
>shackled by society for breaking molds and challenging the status quo
Dennis Hallman
>removed for being brave enough to show his true colors
Randy Couture
>defended the sport in its infancy against the slanderous prattle of boxers; truly the natural
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What was worse for Stipe?

Getting knocked out by DC or getting cucked by 5'4 135 pound Cody Garbrandt?
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>>86155893
uhh you have seen it?
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>>86156924
steroids like the ones barry bonds used
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>>86169513
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brendan_Schaub&action=history

wewlads
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>>86170073
Anthony Bourdain too, the deadliest martial art of all is getting cucked.
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>>86159228
>having pussy and asshole on your face
no thanks
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>>86154137
Pretty fuckin based desu
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>>86170150
NorthBySouthBaranof is a fag and a cuck.
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>>86170091
Not bad
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>>86170174
Literally gay
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>>86156924
if he's body building and hanging around that Brian Shaw powerlifting slob it's not just roids as that American casual idiot said, it's also growth hormone which is unpredictable
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>>86161603
HE'S TAKING A LOT OF DAMAGE WITH THOSE KNEES
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>>86170192
Might be asexual, even home of sexuals like a good sitting on their face.
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>>86170091
>War machine
>shackled by society for breaking molds and challenging the status quo
Gets me every time.
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>>86170275
who dat qt
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>>86170298
my wife's son (girl)
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Let the bong make the thread.
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>>86170091
>>"in fact, pro wrestling is strong"
This is probably one of top 5 greatest MMA quotes for me. Sakuraba is such an awesome dude. A WW beating MWs, LHWs, and HWs, who was always game and never backed down. One of the GOATs.
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>DUDE ESKIMO BROTHERS WHAT A SICK BURN!
How is it a burn to admit that your girl cheated on you with a more successful man?
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>>86170395
Compare him to cutlets like Kennedy, Lee, Romero who desperately try and lose as much weight as possible just to get stomped
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>>86170414
she might have ridden the goof first
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>>86170447
>DUDE MY GIRL DUMPED ME AND SLEPT YOU YOU INSTEAD?
How is this a burn?
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>>86170091
>Matt Hughes
>bitter and angry as evidenced by his puerile autobiography
Any examples?
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>>86170490
google sean mccorkles review of it

it's pretty funny
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>>86154137
I agree with Dana that Shuab has no talent and would be sucking Weinstiens dick for a meeting if it wasn't for Rogan
But I also agree with Shaub that Dana would still be carrying Floyd's bags if it wasn't for the Fertitta's

The most hilarious thing about it is that they think they're getting fans too support one side or the other, when in reality we think they're both douches and enjoy watching them douche eachothers vaginas
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where is the new thread?
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NOW THAT WE FOUND SCHAUB WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

WITH HIIIIM
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>>86170490
https://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/McCorkles-Matt-Hughes-Book-Review:1691049

>Chapter 7

Matt talks about how he and Jens Pulver used to belittle new members at the Miletich gym. He talks about how they both made fun of and ignored a fat kid who was seemingly in awe of them. That fat kid was Tim Sylvia. He talks about how the UFC temporarily released him "by mistake." He finished the chapter by divulging that he likes to eat at Hooters, and he knocked up the gym skank, who he describes as having "nice boobs, even though they were fake" and "her hips were a little too wide for his taste." Apparently not to wide to impregnate.
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>>86170474
That doesn't make any sense m8, anyway I don't think it was a burn. Maybe he meant it as he has some inside info on him. Banging your biggest star at the time isn't a good look.
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>>86170439
I feel like a hipster or one of those boomer memes saying this, but I prefer how MMA years ago had a lot more people just willing to fight anyone at anytime at any weight. Nowadays the average skill level is miles above (except at HW), but guys like Sakuraba and Penn just aren't around anymore. Now it's a big deal when McGregor goes from FW to LW and DC returns to HW from LHW. The talent's increased but the mentality is completely different.
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>>86170574
unironically based
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NEW THREAD

>>86170635
>>86170635
>>86170635
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>>86170632
It's because the sport is much more professional now, it's not a bad thing.
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>>86170632
>liking BJ Penn

Yeah, you're a boomer piece of shit.
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>>86170298
here you go burgerbro. i for one don't mind if trump is in the uk.
https://www.instagram.com/taeri__taeri/?hl=en
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>>86169561
>Stipe finna get dabbed on and flushed.
how?

Curtis Blades
>complete garbo boxing
>cardiolet
>worse wrestling
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>>86170192
yea sure kid
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>>86161603
horrible defense




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