Complete Sam Hyde Gumroad:magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7b65e5b1aa45a5f0f30181127710aeeaae76576e&dn=SH&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounceFull frank hassle Gumroad ripmagnet:?xt=urn:btih:92406edc6a627b70bd984f069243a85e5c5bef7d&dn=frankHastle&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannouncePGL-0031 JegsHogan.mp4https://mega.nz/file/rw8B3bhS#TMoXefEE3kyMMa6CIFT4d0kMUjzY_9ra0xtKgkorqho
Does anyone have the newest PGL?I wanted to know if Sam made more Big Black Cock references
>>1155713Are you fucking serious? It's literally posted in OP>PGL-0031 JegsHogan.mp4
>>1155725Big Black Cocks.BIG BLACK COCKS.BIG BLACK COCKS!!!!You missed my main question.I wanted to know if Sam made more Big Black Cock references.
Sam is a huge fan of the BBC>PGL-0031 JegsHogan.mp4>https://mega.nz/file/rw8B3bhS#TMoXefEE3kyMMa6CIFT4d0kMUjzY_9ra0xtKgkorqho
>>1155713Nick is well-known for being a former cokehead which is why he talks about perverted shit. kys underaged retarded faggot
>>1155730This is the biggest dick in the world, gaze upon it and weep kike
>>1155695Turns out Sam Hyde is a pedophilehttps://youtu.be/BcJgr422bP4
Hey, this is a reminder that Sam is a pathetic faggot who's too scared to tell his fans to stop mentioning him in their shooter manifestos. Turns out he likes their money too much.
NFTs just dropped, will it be a smashing hit Sam hoped it would be?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7kzF5d6aOY
Sam was never good
>>1155778oh boy here's this precious lil faggot again
>>1155818Hey, at least I'm not sucking the dick of an unfunny homo who couldn't even reach Jake and Logan Paul's level of 'comedy'.
>>1155861yeah I love that fat ugly bastard so much I'm stealing his content. histronic pearl clutching sissies like you crying about the shooter manifesto shout-out made me think there was some serious ideological sentiment behind it, but it was literally just a meme. ul
>>1155863So then why are you so against him saying 'hey, if you're planning a shooting, leave my name the fuck out of it'?
>>1155861>Hey, at least-So you are admiting that was you in the last thread and that you think about this man and his blown out ass all day long?
>>1155869Motherfucker, there was a whoooole bunch of people in that thread dunking on you dipshits, and none of you had a good answer as to why that joyless prick values money and notoriety over doing one worthwhile act in his miserable fucking life.Not gonna ask why you have that image to hand though, I imagine you wanna crawl up in there and make yourself all snug on a regular basis.
>>1155872The pic I copied-pasted from the last thread you were crying in, you mean? The one that brings us such classic Freudian lines as "wanna crawl up in there and make yourself all snug on a regular basis"?For real tho imagine your brain being so fried by a c-list e-celeb that he warps your entire perception of things so that people either obsessively hate him or else are secretly his most die-hard supporters
>>1155877Yeah, no, sure, someone else posted it, you just knew exactly where to get it, I getcha, totally normal, not something you need to question at all! Also, how cute, confusing an insult with a Freudian slip, it's that kind of gennyus that marks you as a true blew Sam Hyde fan!
>>1155882soooo obsessed rn
>>1155800You guys are looking rough.Like all the soul crushing humor is finally catching up to you subconsciously.
>>1155892who are you talking to?
>not a single discussion about the new episodejust create a separate thread for your drama motherfuckers
>>1155872hey tim heidecker, nobody gives a fuck. go away.
>>1155695New PGL-0031 is from more than 2 months ago. He talks about what they gonna wear to iDubbbz’s Creator Clash event.No wonder Sam talks about new PGL every week when you soo much behind.
>>1155929Hey, Sam Hyde, eat my shit and ass hair, you might finally make some quality content.
>>1155869Whose ass is that?
>>115600131 is the most recent episode that Nick is plugging on Instagram. This was the worst episode to date, Sam really fumbled his comeback big time. He's too old to do this kind of humour. He should make up with his Father and get a job at his business.
FuckSam is almost 40
>>1156083All he had to do was shut the fuck up and make sketch comedy, maybe with a podcast on the side. But instead we got all this other bullshit over the years and very little in the way of actual comedy vids, considering its been 6 years. Either Charls and Ruse deserved more writing credit or Sam just suddenly became like 50% less funny after WP got shitcanned, and it's not like Charls is any better on his own either.
>>1156274>sketch comedyThe only good full length skit is the Valentines Dinner DateHyde Wars is over, Happy World Daddy is over and PGL is tankingI'll resub in December and pick up half a year of content for $5PGL should be caught up to June by December
>>1156289>The only good full length skit is the Valentines Dinner Dateare you talking about post World Peace or just MDE in general? because there are so many better sketches from the golden days
>>1156274>>1156289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWqKG0a67SE&ab_channel=jtdrenan I did like this a lot tb hbut that said it's only 8 minutes long and I can't remember how long ago I've seen him do something of this quality
>>1156289It's posted here for free
>>1156307>giving my IP address to Sam and friendsNo, I’ll pay them $5 once every 6 months to keep my ip safe.
>>1156323you're on the torrenting board ffs
>>1155695stop renaming retard
OP is a faggotName: PGL_0031_JegsHogan_r2 (CRF 25).mp4Size: 1691845607 bytes (1613 MiB)SHA256: 74F6272CCD46076909E34FA24F235E600E6FB5FC825F0A738287BB4F2AC1C6BEmagnet:?xt=urn:btih:1ce72a772ea89e1c7f6457d9c9db5c6fdb6ba75d&dn=PGL_0031_JegsHogan_r2%20(CRF%2025).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce
>>1156344I don’t torrent because I don’t want to get hacked
Anyone have PGL episodes 24-27?
>>1156395>>1156396I won't stop renaming just to upset you.
>>1156408magnet:?xt=urn:btih:06f6ebf0f6e4e523c5f48bd411035e53fb958fb0&dn=PGL_0024_RaptorRide%20(CRF%2032).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannouncemagnet:?xt=urn:btih:f800168859f5f5d917cab34f0d0f9841f95796bd&dn=PGL_0025_InstagramSNL%20(CRF%2028).mp4&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannouncemagnet:?xt=urn:btih:9eb614df7a8978a35ddf40f260e8d2e527851a4f&dn=PGL_0026_HondrosAccrozoidV6%20(CRF%2026).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannouncemagnet:?xt=urn:btih:93e828149af5dbf5cfd5e99e31e44e3b966494ac&dn=PGL_0027_Minnesoma%20(CRF%2026).mp4&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce
>>1156440You're a real one man, thanks!
>>1156396Thank you, anons. I'll seed for a while.
https://youtu.be/_7kzF5d6aOYHahahaha just got off me mobile with 1-844-OKAY-SIR thinking it was just a shitpost but its totally legit
>>1156538mexico ip is me on vpn. love you bros
Sam hyde's videogame will flop, isn't it hilarious how Sam constantly goes on about creative pursuits being retarded and you're retarded for it, yet manages to be the largest hypocrite in regards to his own shitty life "advice"?
>>1156667You're implying the videogame will ever come out
>>1155778Damn, youre back. I was hoping you would have killed yourself by now.
>>1156667Isn't the NFT project the game?So weird faggots like you come to these threads just to hate on a struggling jewish artist
I got timed out on the discord with username Pangus#2959 for no reason? I checked the rules and as far as I can see I didnt break anything. Was it because I was talking too much in the chats? I tried contacting dev max about potential mod abuse but im not his friend so he didn't receive my message.
Someone have PG 0030 magnet by any chance?
>>1156765magnet:?xt=urn:btih:92d676c8ae42d72d5924a739658fdf57312bca0b&dn=PGL-0030%20EpicGuyTime.mp4&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.tracker.cl%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a443%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fwww.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentor.org%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fzecircle.xyz%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fvibe.sleepyinternetfun.xyz%3a1738%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fv2.iperson.xyz%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker2.dler.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker1.myporn.club%3a9337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3a80%2fannounce
>>1156773Thank you very much!
>>1156754They're control freaks, each with a chip on his shoulder
>>1156765Does anyone have a stream version?Vimeo?Bitchute?
>>1156935Youre too rightI told one of the mods his opinion on lex fridman was a shit takehe didnt like him because he writes things down in a notebook while doing interviewsclearly the mod has never accomplished anything or spent time around professionals
Does anyone know if sam and co are uploading anything other than the podcasts to the gumroad?
>>1157010The Great War finale was the last thing and that was months ago
>>1157013>MDE_BG - Three Bs (uncensored, CRF 18)>MDE_Samus Tech Tips - Drone, Nabu (CRF 27)You're retarded, don't post if you don't know.
>>1156677Coming from someone who takes life advice from a guy who looks like he fucks rotisserie chickens before he eats them, that's adorable. Keep working on that manifesto, champ, and don't forget to give Sam-kun a shout out so you can give him a boner!
>>1157010>>1157026Name: MDE_Samus Tech Tips - Drone, Nabu (CRF 27).mp4Size: 904558285 bytes (862 MiB)SHA256: B83E583E1492F7E8FE6DC281258EF0EBC99FFEFE137A04986C6F70F927EA796E>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:fdf88ecdeb797cbdc19e53479276301df6937695&dn=MDE_Samus%20Tech%20Tips%20-%20Drone%2c%20Nabu%20(CRF%2027).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounceName: MDE_BG - Three Bs (uncensored, CRF 18).mp4Size: 675508125 bytes (644 MiB)SHA256: 94E3EB3CD97FCFEA71091C149C955797A58A351890FA1A9A3DB3F0DBFE3A7965>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:aed4d27af6abed714ef32b1aaef841cd0f13d210&dn=MDE_BG%20-%20Three%20Bs%20(uncensored%2c%20CRF%2018).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce
>>1157048Could you tell me what features makes someone look like they "fucks rotisserie chickens before he eats them"?My dying for your insight >Keep working on that manifesto, champsays the little boi seething at some fucking internet comedian in 4chan threads
>>1157086>Name: MDE_BG - Three Bs (uncensored, CRF 18).mp4Damn this looks newThanks for that anon. Sometimes I feel like youre part of Sams team and I just want to thank you for posting these. I have paid for the gumroad several times early on just fyi so im not completely scamming
>>1157228it's only 5$
Guiys guiys guiys NFTs not selling so well.
>>1157228I like to seed.the other guy thats been posting mega links is a faggot. altered the filename and then not even making a torrent for them is so gay.
>>1157227>Could you tell me what features makes someone look like they "fucks rotisserie chickens before he eats them"?I could tell you. Or you could go look in a mirror, you sound like you're just dripping with grease, just like Sam. Try not to kill yourself when you do. Or you could just kill yourself.
>>1157303You seriously must have a miserable lifeI feel sorry for you
>>1157258Lol please do go on
>>1157230Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Paid heaps early on and got fuck all out of it.I pay for youtube premium because I genuinely like to support creators making consistently good content. Im on the verge of singing back up if things pick back up after they mint Mondo Megabits and they can spend more time filming content.See pic rel$70 on paypalMore on my bank account
>>1157274>I like to seed.Same. Im seeding the stuff I downloaded rn.>>1157258Its not minted yet?
>>1157322Fuck I forgot to attach
Name: MDE_DaughterUniversity_r12 (CRF 22, grain).mp4Size: 453826530 bytes (432 MiB)SHA256: D154795E51191B736B21B88347A3B69DD822C668AB98BFACCD5B2C93AF77BC5C>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6606e9ce62a73d12459dbf93e45121ff6d552f06&dn=MDE_DaughterUniversity_r12%20(CRF%2022%2c%20grain).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce
>>1157371thank you anon, godspeed
>>1156956this is the biggest dick in the worldgaze upon it and weep kike
>>1157443What?
I was never a big follower of MDE and Sam, but after watching PGL 31 I gotta ask. Does it really take them 3 months to put out an edited hour and a half episode of a video podcast? This has to be a part of the grift right? Because this isn't computing for me.
>>1157371bless you, king
>>1157610if sam dropped his shit projects pgl would be done on time, but hes got shit that in my opinion is useless and time consuming like the great war, nfts, and so on
>>1157756PGL really is the only good thing left
can someone please share torrent link for PGL 28 and 29
>>1157954Here you go, no SHA or details because I'm posting away from home.>PGL_28magnet:?xt=urn:btih:44bd03d4fd73222f4b5e84ceb72b0b5d500983a5&dn=PGL_0028_TheGreatestFautch%20(CRF%2027).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce>PGL_29magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a5c813894ff4a41a8bc0b5367ede3668ab20316d&dn=PGL_0029_CremeDansMaBouche_r1.mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce
>>1157756So, shouldn't his "editors" prioritize PGL when they continually bring up topical shit? Like said in this thread and the last, they still haven't even gotten through the Harley fight in the timeline. PGL should be out 2-3 days after recording, this is some serious mismanagement.
>>1157980thanks fren
>>1157371Stop wasting your time making skit comedy.Why are you even seeding this?This is just awful.Sam cut the bullshit.If HydeWars is dead and gone (the main reason you gained a Gumroad following), give us up-to-date PGL once a week.>Current PGL is the 4/20 editionDo the right thing big guy, release all PGL episodes you currently have recorded at once and start fresh with weekly updates.
>Hyde WarsDefunct as of 2020.>Happy World DaddySadly defunct because quality distortion art takes time but profits are low.>The Great WarHopefully defunct.>KSTV2Probably defunct until KSTV3, when it inevitably gets made.>Ecstasy of CarHopefully not defunct.>Theatre of the AireHopefully defunct, only good skit was First Date Questions.>Million Dollar ExtremeActive, however the content is shit and often times delayed.>Perfect Guy LifeActive, however the uploads are extremely delayed.
>>1157986i agree but i have a feeling they are not all full time on sam's projects, look a joey with his music stuff and jet does stuff on the side 100%. cant tell for the other guys but the delay is insanehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DVfT4DFuv4jet at The Buckingham Show interviewing street people
Sometimes I try to imagine what Com98/MDE would be like if Sam died in a car accident tomorrow.All productions would come to a halt and everyone would fade into complete obscurity.Sam is the key piece holding everything together.>>1158179It would look something like this.No Sam in sight.Completely uninteresting.
>>1158166>Why are you even seeding this?i sneed, you seethe. don't like the content? go shit in a bucket and then wear it on your head.
>>1158213Just don’t make shit and you’re good to go
>>1157371wtfthis would have been better as a 30 second world piece skittheres only 1 joke, so it gets old after 1 minute let alone 5
>>1157371Isn't comedy supposed to be, I dunno, funny? Or is this some kind of 'nu-fun' that we don't get because we're not on the same self-indulgent wavelength as Sam, maaaaaaaaan...Captcha: XP P00P
>>1158285we can all see how hard you care chud
>>1158329I'm serious, it reminds me of all those Youtube media critics in the late 00s who spent more time doing unfunny bits and skits than actually doing anything worth a damn. Sam Hyde is officially less funny than That Guy With The Glasses.
>>1158285>>1158332Yeah, pretty much this.It’s about as funny as SNL post Will Farrell.Stick to standup comedy and drop the skits.Drop the NFT shit too while you’re at it.
>>1158332>>1158357t. some guy who isn't getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars per year to do comedy and skits
Sam, your dick riding fans aren't going to give you accurate feedback.You've surrounded yourself with yes-men.It's getting stale.Nick is getting stale.Your whole shtick is stuck in 2018.
>>1158432nick is the funniest guy on mde, especially now that sam is complacent and has got the typical attitude of a 50 year old " my way or the highway" guy
>>1158168>only good skit was First Date Questions. i enjoyed the luup quite a bit
>>1158437>nick is the funniest guy on mde100%.But even Nick's material is getting old.
>>1158392>I'd like to see you do betterOf course, this retarded argument again. You don't have to be Gordon Ramsey to look at a cat shit souffle and think 'that's probably going to taste terrible'.
Seeding the thread for as long as I can. Does anyone have a PDF and/or EPUB of How To Bomb The US Government?
So how are the NFTs doing?
>>1158444It's launching at the start of a global economic depression.It's being marketed to social outcasts who make 30k a year and who are too autistic to fall for the NFT marketing scam.It's not going well.
>>1158449Okay, what's more embarrassing: 1) Sam Hyde NFTs 2) His recent output 3) Being repeatedly given shoutouts in the manifestos of multiple mass murderers 4) That time he crashed his car and tried to convince everyone it was a hit squad sent by Hillary Clinton to kill him by running him off the roadI'm gonna be honest, it's hard to choose, it's all just a cavalcade of cringe.
he needs to go back to shooting hydewars episodes, I am fucking tired of listening to long ass boring podcasts.
>>1158461could you tell us more about 4)? first time hearing that
Sam listen to me I know I know it I hate you you kmow it I know it Fuck you I know you're hear fuck and I hate you and you're here you can hear stupid fta fuck you cvan be here I know you know because you're here you listen to me i am here and now you listgen to me mister I hate you i hate you i hate you i lover uoy cna cang be without hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate why won't you here me hear you are
>>1158432Hey, it's Sam here - I've been picking up what you're putting down and I feel ya. So check it! I'm not only full stop canceling the NFT side of the Mondo Megabits project, I'm gonna hire you as my full-time, six-figure payining job as my Manager and PR Guy
>>1158517No, don't cancel the NFT and don't hire me.Just come up with something new and funny.You owe it to your fans.You've been beating the same dead horse for years.You can only beat the horse for so many seasons before you're South Park season 12.
>>11584613 is funny as hell, i hope he talks about it in pgl or even better, a skit where the shooter is a guy obsessed with a particular black pill that goes to kill people somewhere and when he gets killed by police its revealed that it was all in the head of a politician hitting a pipe
>>1158537Never gonna happen. He's afraid to even respond to the fact that it keeps happening, because then people are gonna start asking why he's never said 'dude, leave me the fuck out of this, I can't believe I have to tell you not to murder people'.
>>1158449I remember him saying he's hoping to make millions with the NFTs and fund the video game, I wonder what he's gonna do if it fails
>>1158512I forget the specifics but he wrapped his car around a tree or a pylon or something and, rather than calling an ambulance or his insurance company, he decided to do the perfectly normal thing and immediately made a video of himself standing next to the wreckage saying it was a hit team sent by the Clintons who had tried to run him off the road using the same flash guns they used on Princess Diana, and it was because he was such a threat to the established political elites. And this wasn't him doing a skit or a joke or anything, he was saying 'no, this is what actually happened, god's honest truth, the Clintons actually tried to murder me! He eventually relented after people spent weeks dunking on him and said no, he just fucked up and crashed his car and wanted to make the most of it to try and get invited on Infowars or something.
>>1158442i have a pdf but it's like 1gb
>>1158663File size isn't an issue. Please share if you can.
>>1158661Got a magnet for that video? sounds like it would be sams magnum opus, even if unintended
>>1155776I love him more now
>>1158678I think he memory hole'd it, because it was just so fantastically embarrassing, I know he's blocked and brigaded people who've asked about it online. I wouldn't be surprised if it was out there somewhere, but I'm not gonna go looking for it.
>>1158674it is for me lol
>>1158661BASED
>>1158674here https://mega.nz/file/a3JmhZbK#dhpA71vrjWm47wTFbtk2PLcQnUwh5OjcH-dCtlVZ-Ic
>>1158836Thank you Anon. You made a retard happy today.
>>1158661I think you're confusing sam's neckbrace with the parkourdude91 car crash video where he blames brianna wu
>>anyone have 29 and 30? thx
>>1155776this is so mother fucking gay and retarded holy shit nigga
>>1159248already in the thread mong
>>1158798lolcows simply cant memory holeif this video existed, we would have it
>>1159228he isalso very funny how sam's involved in that whole gamergate gay shit, i bet it was kinda funny at the time
>>1158661>>1158798>>1159228>>1159347sometimes i forget just how fucking retarded everyone here ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GhaqHL8GOk
>>1159348all the lil characters get jumbled up in their heads so they don't even know who they're hating half the time.
>>1159348They're all corn kernels in the same turd, I used to watch MDE back in the day and I still can't tell them apart.
Just wanted to give everyone an update on the concern troll investigation. I spoke with the sherrif's office again today and they are vigorously persuing multiple leads at this current time. They have established a small task force and are monitoring this thread 24/7. Once again: Do NOT concern troll or you WILL be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
>>1159393You sound upset. Are you okay? You maybe wanna talk about it?
>>1159414yeah there's this mean guy named sam hyde and he's making me post about him on the internet
>>1158661you sound painfully unfunny
how could i have missed thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnemiyNnWh8
>>1159393Someone earlier in this thread used the term "painfully unfunny" - I wish to steal that and apply it to whatever this is.
With this, Sam's finished it's over for him:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0VMRaUpRvk
>>1159614What a fat disgusting greasy wop
>>1159672Sam is a Russian JewHe hardly has any Italian in him
>>1159415Have you tried telling him that mass murders mentioning him in their books talking about how they want to kill everyone who isn't them is, I dunno... bad? Seriously, best case scenario, he fires you because he's a coward who can't deal with it and you don't have to deal with his ball stink in your mouth all the time. Worst case, he goes away to have a think about things or just plain An Heroes himself. Either way, win/win!
>>1159614why
>>1159614That's not a good look. But if the amount of ad revenue those clip channels was making is legit, then we've been fucking up not being in on the YT grift.
>>1159614Based take on Sam retardation.https://youtu.be/pmQ0-P8GL1Y?t=7003
according to an email sam spammed me with multiple times, pgl31 is out. he begged me to resub to hydewars but i cant, it declines my card
>>1159917Just keep adding and charge your card till it goes through.
>>1159882Didn't expect Josh to be even more retarded than the guys coming to his siteHe's the one running this shitfest and can't understand monetisation
>>1159882Whoever said he looks like he fucks rotisserie chickens fucking nailed it. He is just an ugly, grotesque, greasy, greasy manlet
>>1155695Anyone got mega for 26-30? I can't be arsed to get a VPN and rather not bare my ass even temporarily.
>half of our creative energy is going to be focused on MMB>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG24ZcmLazU
>>1160191Called it two threads ago.Mondo will be the end of MDE/COM98.
>>1160159>manletHe's a tall 5'8
>>1160191this is retarded, even if the crypto nft stuff goes up it wont sell, because hes targeting the wrong croud, if sam thinks people into arg and cardgames besides poker have money to pay for this bullshit nft project he IS on crack 100%also in the coments under his anouncement video people are saying that this is QUALITY, which is disgusting because its the most amateurish shit ive ever seen, artstation latest tier quality, the fact that hes 8 months late on this shit is insane, someone competent could make a card per week maximum, and if you streamline the production its a card every 5 days tops. jesus sam, stop doing dead end projects that wont pay you a dime and focus on the things that will since youre so bent over the fact that channels are getting 30k per month off your clips (ALLEGEDLY)
>>1160265You should e-mail him. You sound genuinely concerned about his business. Maybe he will hire you on?
>>1160290im just baffled by it all, what a shit show
>>1160191literally who wants that
>>1157371Pick a random Norm MacDonald clip on YouTube.I guarantee it'll be funnier than anything in this.Is this pure improv?I noticed it doesn't have a writerOr is the writer too embarrassed to put their name on it?
>>1160355Big difference between the two is that I don't see Sam calling any mass murderer 'a real jerk'.
>>1160355>Norm MacDonaldyawnsick of hearing about le epic reddit bacon narwhal canuck comedian
>>1160427How often are you hearing about Norm that you are sick of it?
it brings a tear to my eye to see how the hate and vitriol implicitly condoned by this bloated and bitter hack-fraud d-list internet celebrity can inspire so many fat, histronic smelly-melvins to stop torrenting their sissy cuck porn for a minute, get their keyboards at the ready, and type angrily about something that matters goddamnit!
This is some fucking timeline:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cu7u0K2IDA
>>1160442he's plebbits favorite comedian since he died. probably because his milquetoast comedy has no bite so can't possibly offend anyone. show me a clip of norm calling someone a nigger and i will change my mind. you cant because it doesnt exist.
>>1160360Are you trying to mass murder jokes or something, because you sound like a real jerk.
>>1160159looks like Sam did a meanie to someone and he's very mad now
>>1156678No, I think Sammy's game is still a video game and still called joyride.And yeah what a bunch of retarded faggots. How utterly useless and inconsequential do you have to be irl to come to the Shmuely Heidstein thread just to complain? Lots of disaffected mentally ill fans living in the past and taking it extremely personally that Sammy's content has changed. The world peace and subreddit days are over, boo hoo, you losers >>>>>1156667>>1156289>>1156274>>1155778>>1158526
>>1160774Sam has openly acknowledged that mentally ill people target him and constantly try to contact him. I'd wonder what they expect to gain, but then I remembered that mentally ill people don't think or act rationally. I recently found out that a schizo that went to the same school as me converted all of his social security money to crypto and NFTs, lost almost all of it, and traded the rest for fucking Pokemon cards.
PGL 32 is out
POST IT
>>1160835post it
post dat ish
>>1160835>>1160847>>1160850>>1160854Name: PGL_0032_CystOnMyWrist (CRF 24).mp4Size: 1944016446 bytes (1853 MiB)SHA256: CBBEFECC242BBFF090680D6360633D74555E203A205BBBBCB4FA06411C453E3Emagnet:?xt=urn:btih:185937e7abd0c1e370f048c0e7389f5305e49b1d&dn=PGL_0032_CystOnMyWrist%20(CRF%2024).mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.camoe.cn%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.nyaatracker.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.doko.moe%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fasnet.pw%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce
give me 10 dollars of USD in monero XMR and i will post the video of the PGL#32
>>1160861
>>1160864qt
>>116086110q
>>1160861bless you lad
>>1160861thanks my nibba
>>1155713>Nick talks about cock again.>reacting to Amber heard trial>CARS
>>1160885atleast there is nick
COCKS
>>1160731>he didn't see the YouTube Live showHe was calling out Jews left and rightIt was extremely funnyWhy are you so preoccupied with the word nigger?Do you secretly jerk it to BBC porn?
>>1160861Couldn't make it 5 minutes without talking about cars
>>1160861Thank you sir
>>1160861Sam, just upload them all at onceThese episodes are so fucking oldYou're talking about Johnny Depp and Amber HeardThis shit is not cool
>>1160909All that money went into the production of that daughter university skit
>>1160898thats literally the single only funny thing he's done. he wasnt "calling out jews" it was sanctioned by youtube.
>>1160861Arigato
>>1160861Thanks
>>1160731>>1160898>Dur hur hur, fat man say bad words about pepul I'm told to hate, I laffo and clap like a fucking seal! Greatest comig cheenyus evar!
>>1160974le wholesome canadian chungus
>>1160974Stop avoiding the questionWhy are you so preoccupied with the word nigger?Do you secretly jerk it to BBC porn?
>>1160914good god who is this woman
>>1161255Too thinAlthough the ass might be phatHard to tell from that angle
>>1161255cure your porn addiction
another cock worship episode
does anyone have any compound media/anthony cumia stuff?
https://youtu.be/o_-YQd0sqyo?t=182 does anyone know the music here?
Does anyone have the link for that website that streams the gumroad videos?
>>1161746it got nuked>>1161513you love to see it
>>1161513Sure is a lot of ironic cum guzzling and cock in Sam's repertoire, huh.
>>1157048coming from the nigger who measures his dick from behind his ballsack
>>1162092I have a bit of fat around my pubic region so I always pull it back to measureBut measuring from behind the balls?
Just gave up on the NFTFucking shit community in the discord and the mods are a bunch of fucking powerhungry retardsAfter this NFT shit and paying for the gumroad I think im just about ready to get off the Sam Hyde train
>>1162219Is it modded by Sam's kids or freaks doing it for free?
>>1162219>Discord is a bad place! Don't go there even once because you'll get groomed and radicalized! You shouldn't try and connect with anyone there, even if you're absolutely lonely and isolated irl, because then you wound't need me to fufill that same parasocial compulsion. It'd be way healthier for you to listen to my fat bitter Jew ass try and memetically poison your mind to make you as unironically malding, bitter and fucked up as I am under the pretense I'm doing the opposite.>btw join mondomegabits discord in the link below
>>1162219>and the mods are a bunch of fucking powerhungry retardslol what happened
>>1156538wtf is this even gonna do
>>1158179I legit hate jet neptune guy is a huge faggot
>>1162234Apparently the mods are paid.>>1162319First I got muted for a week for saying a mods opinion on Lex Fridman was a shit take. Apparently that wasnt respectful enough???Then I'm constantly being trolled/gaslit when im trying to have a conversation by mods and other users. Like they think theyre being funny but its actually just fucking gayFinally the other night max the dev @here to come into the voice chat and one of the mods was saying sam was going to come on in an hour and I sat there trying to work thinking there'd be some sort of giveaway on the find out that Ive been lied to. Meanwhile the cunts in the chat are making serious "jokes" about terrorism and other fedposting type activity that I dont want to be associated with.Also, the people there are fucking losers dude im not going to be influenced by people going nowhere in life. I thought there would at least be SOME creative/ambitious types there but no, the memes are true. Sam Hyde's fans are mostly losers. A sad truth I wasnt willing to swallow until now. Even if the NFT's shoot up to 10k its still not worth the mental damage being done by being part of that community.
>>1162365sounds like you got trolled epic style
imagine nick's daughter getting literally hollowed out by the biggest blackest dominican cock. think of that virile bull making her cunt cavernous the next room over and he just has to sit in his bed at night and listen to his tormentor's husky groans and his seed's sensuous squeals and moans of both pleasure and pain. he's flashing back to years of abuse at the hands of bigger, stronger domincan kids -all the roids he did when he was young just to even try and compete. then it starts ramping up. nick thought he was already at full power, but the literal house-shaking power of this next series of thrusts was just unbearable. the last and most powerful of these quakes sends the baby picture Nick was focusing on with all his might, like a man tortured might do with any innocuous detail to distract himself from the pain he's experiencing, careening down to the floor face-first with a shattering crash. a momentary suspension of activity, followed by two sets of laughter. and just when he think's it's all over he can literally hear the massive cum slopping out of her bright red pussy lips and landing on the floor, chugalugging like someone's emptying a gas canister.and I'm talking about this happening *right* now
>>1162365sounds about right
>>1162365yeah, sams zoomer friends are all fags
>>1162365>using discord in the fist place
>>1162367I'm pretty sure Nick's children are under 18, so nice job on outing yourself as a pedophile on top of being a legit schizo
>>1162092Coming from the femoid who doesn't have anything to measure.
https://vocaroo.com/he1ljCwJ0c1Thoughts?
>>1162716I think it's a funny contrast to some hydewars or pgl where he went off about how insane it is to secretly record a conversation
>>1157048written like the man himself
>>1162716context? who is sam talking to?
So funny!