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Magic of ALL kinds is evil and unnatural, and we'd be better off slaughtering every mage, scourcer and witch
>T. Famer Joe who watched his town become engulfed in a magic vortex because a wizard made a SLIGHT miscalculation for a spell to boil tea

>>97097191
Utilitarianism is evil.

>>97097191
Would you feel the same when you find out your grandma's corpse has been giving soapy handjobs to the creepy autist who lives near the graveyard?

>>97097112
Depends on the setting

>>97097264
When has anybody said that mass murdering civilians isn't evil?

Imagine playing this SEXUAL activity alone.

lol. That's it, not even an lmao

What's up anons went on Any new Solo Adventures since last thread.

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>>97097568
Having a blast at learning Labyrinthus

>>97097568
>>97096824
I'm cooking up a GURPS game to flesh out a sort of world simulation concept I've come up with.

>Wizard turns your sworn battle-maiden's nipples 30 ft long, uses them to climb down a ravine.
Goddamn wizards

>>97089667
Kind of true. However like people have pointed out time and time again. TSR biggest problem was it need someone who knew how to run their books and how to create and make quality products to keep people coming back. Many companies especially mid level companies that try to get big tend to die when they move up by overreaching and betting on the wrong product. WB is basically is what happen to TSR. They HAD great products for years. However after pushing DEI shit for so long they lost their branding and is seen as kind of meh. People love the old shit but don't care much for anything new. Same with many of these woke companies that get infested by gay tourists. Hell many hobby sites, magazines, etc were taken over by people who failed to be news reporters or social and they took jobs in the hobby sites and push their social shit over talking about the game, brand, or hobby they were supposed to review. So hobby sites didn't gatekeep and got overun and the people who took over purge the true fans thinking that eveyrone would just buy it cause of the IP. Which wasn't the case.

>>97094155
All those words to tell everyone you are a retard who knows nothing.

>>97094234
Those companies hobby sites, magazines, etc always had people retarded nogames like you call gay tourists. The hobby always had all kinds of people in it. Also calling TSR (which came and gone long before underage morons were crying about SJW/woke boogeyman) woke shows there no point trying to cater to dumbasses nogames like you as it is clear you will never be happy,

>>97094405
I call then. Prove me fucking wrong. You're talking alot of shit for someone who has said nothing to prove their point. If not how about you go back to bluesky and bitch about trump and the parents who wouldn't let you groom their kids to be gay and trans.

Didn’t this thread with the exact same OP turn up last week?

>>97097198
>posts you can smell

>>97087314
I think the panty she's wearing is not a panty at all but more of a panty-shaped belt kind of thing, and the tassel is attached to the bottom of it for modesty since the main piece doesn't extend down to the butt crack.

>>97098521
they don't wear panties on mars.

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>>97098466
Smells like freedom.

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!!!

>>97097829
Little girl.
>>97097840
Jej.

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Hey guys! Got into cards with Sorcery. I was drawn in by the art which imo is so beautiful and creative and unlike anything else I’ve seen. I bought and opened a box of alpha and it must have been either a misprint box or I hit the Unique Site jackpot because I got 8 of them in one box.
I am excited and holding back from looking at Gothic spoilers.

Equipment in FaB should have just always been in the token slot, it was retarded to make them collectible. It gives the impression that the game is some sort of mens club that you have to pay a certain amount of membership into

>>97098464
One Piece did it better. 95% of the cards have a variant of them that cost like 1 cent and then the sky is the limit for collectibles.

>>97098196
I think the only deck that complaint is really relevant to is Dracotail imo. It's the only powerful deck in the format that didn't get hit nearly enough, just because people associate it with being the worst Justice Hunter deck. It's a lot like saying that it's the weakest contestant in the strongman competition. Faimena got hit because she's a turn 0 enabler and Ketu got hit because it's a ROTA, but they completely missed the fact that Rahu is Branded Fusion for their deck and that almost every monster in their kit gives them access to their S/Ts (including Rahu) when they're used as material. You can't really hit their archetype without going scorched earth on it, but it really needs to be scorched earth'd because it's too strong in Genesys.

>>97097771
QRD
>Pend omission
Low-impact. It will be important in a couple of days after Enneacraft releases for the TCG, since it'll insulate its players from all the retarded bullshit that Enneacraft does.

>Link omission
Medium-impact. A lot of bad decks caught strays with this change, but it's nice that all the random bridges from decks A/B/C/D into engine W/X/Y/Z aren't there.

>Point system
High-impact. It's only a pseudo-banlist which means that some old strategies can see play again, since every card that is """"banned"""" in the format is set to the default max value of 100 points. You can run VFD in Generaider if you want, but you won't be able to run anything else, or Laevatein since he's at exactly 1 point. You can also run 3 copies of Pot of Greed at 90 total points if you're on a shitdeck.

What this actually does for the format, like I mentioned before, is keep the good decks in-check. When they're appropriately hit (unlike Dracotail), you need to balance between running your Engine, running redundancy within that engine, and your non-engine interruption/boss monsters. Not every deck can afford to run those non-engine pieces, not every deck *wants* to run them in the first place. The end result is that you see that generic non-engine a lot less than you would in Advanced.

My biggest gripe is that on the last list, they knocked Nibiru down from 10 points to 5. I would be fine if it were at 7 since that's small enough that it can go in the sidedeck while also imposing a meaningful limit on your deckbuilding, but he dropped a full 5 points and immediately started swarming the format.


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>>97098333
>all the retarded bullshit that Enneacraft does.
Bro that deck does fuck all. Its a shitty burn deck that's worse than what you could already being doing.

>>97097771
Genesys is such a dead format that even the youtube grifters don't want to touch it.

>>97098519
Being able to consistently set up FTKs on turn 1 or setting up the resources so that you can do it on turn 2 isn't "fuck all".

>>97098534
>no grifters for retards to borrow their opinions from
I couldn't imagine a better endorsement for a format.

>>97098337
But you just rephrased what I said. Exalted doesn't have a clear vision of what it's supposed to be, and devs keep adding details that bloat the setting in terms of scope and just sheer information. The setting needs to be focused and trimmed back to deliver a much more cohesive experience that most tables can actually use. I don't think we disagree, I just don't think you like how I said it.

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>>97097470
>TQ: Are you keeping the Scarlet Empress in Hell in your EX3 Infernal games?
Nah, she's going to the Underworld and becoming The Scarlet Phoenix Astride The World.

>>97097726
I just run games, but using leprosy as a biological weapon through a deal with a disease god was probably the most evil thing my players have done.

>>97098110
Sure, they're people. They're the original people, perhaps the inventors of the concept of personhood, even.

>>97098513
Yozi are critters, not people. Primordials were just just fae with BBLs

>>97097948
The last thing this game needs is more splats. I was of the camp that Alchemicals were already too much
>>97098513
Yozi have always explicitly not been people. They're the color from outer space or Azathoth or an innumerable number of things that are absolutely not comparable to the human mind. The Ebon Dragon is the one closest to something resembling a sapient mind, but even his persona is more of a mockery of mortal existence.

>>97098452
The worst AoS model is still fantastic.

Aside from that BoK Underworlds kit. Them fuckers are ugly as dogshit.

>>97098263
The greatest trick perrynigger ever played was making anons believe he no longer visits here

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>>97098270
>It's going to be funny if it's just Dark Elves 2.0: Potatocore.
If newer stuff has the vibe of the shadowstalkers then the army would at least be staying clear of that pitfall.

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>>97098507

what is the perryanon lore? i missed it

horseanon i think is still my personal favourite

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>>97098412
You won't get wood elves for sure because wood elf realms are literally one of the core armies for TOW. Whatever direction they take Sylv it's not wood elves.

>>97094322
>stop rping in my tabletop rpg

>>97087424
This nigger >>97090253 gets it. Don't Google funky town. NSFL!
Also you don't know this, because you're a retard and a nogaems secondary but basically no one in the Imperium knows about fates worse than death. The untold billions believe the "There are no demons" lies of the church. Your planet is either wholly consumed by nids or you haven't seen them. You're one of the unfortunate souls abducted by Drew Carrey or you're killed on the battlefield.

>>97091843
>You don't make ten seasons of a ghost hunting show without catching something convincing at some point if it was real.
You are just proving to yourself than tv shows are not real
What does that has to with my point

>>97087456
>death is eternal
Not even if you're going to hell

>>97087478
There was that case of a Swedish(?) hiker falling into a frozen river. She was literally (not figuratively) dead for hours. "Was" because doctors knew the cold prevents the brain from decaying and reanimated her. You know what she said about the time between? There's nothing.

>>97033347
that's 100% asking for a Ordos Xenos Inquisitor to send some dudes for a post mortem inspection/investigation into if there's anything left of the hive fleet and where they're going.
when they arrive and see no one is dead, they're going to start freaking out and calling in back up

>>97033248
Exspell all the space Jews

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>>97033248
Since you haven't specified the worldtype, I'll be claiming a Oceanic Agriworld, and Dedicate my life to kelp farming and fishier management, aswell aswell as building underwater Hives that carve into the mantle, as 90% of 40k factions have literally 0 investment into underwater/naval techwell Orks will just invent subs on the spot there's no stopping that desu but the planet will look boring and blue from space so they'll probably skip out on that we're pretty much protected from most shit, and I get to live out my Atlas Ecology schizophrenic dreams...
on the actual people living there??
emperor worship and being super tight within ecclisarchy guidelines are definitely something I'd want to really focus on in terms of running things cause chaos is very scary, and Trying to attract any and all orders of Soritas to take residence on the planet would be a #1 on my to do list especially ordos Famulous if you know what I'm saying
production would be focused on just about meeting tithes/what the imperium asks of us and basic upkeep, Stability>personal profit every time
If I manage to live long enough to reach really old age fuck with the plaent's governing system By introducing a minostorum backed "House of Commons" to "assist" with "internal policy" to fuck with all the other nobility before I croke

>>97085035
NTA but the
>until a proper inquisitorial agent is available to make an adjudication.
would immediately put him on robert's good boy list because he's quick to change rules based on authority

>>97033248
Mandatory worship of Slaanesh as official planetary religion
Trade, diplomacy and study of their tech are the first priorities when interacting with xenos
Mutants and psykers are given higher social standing
Reverse engineering program to develop female space marines

>>97096585
He's likely from /k/, meaning when he catches a deer he eats exclusively ass for a week.

Random generation enthusiast here; I ask your indulgence for a slight tangent:

What are the best tables or lists you know of for generating psychedelic/exotic locations and world generation? For my own gratification I've been trying to gather up a bunch of tables to amalgamate into a huge set that I can use to slap together anything I want at random, but while I can find plenty of resources for relatively mundane features I've been having trouble finding the weird stuff that might be useful for pocket dimensions, extra-planar adventures, other planets and stuff like that.

I've dug through a lot of material in various troves but it seems like most of them don't get stranger than features like altered gravity or unpredictable spellcasting while I'm looking for stuff like oceans of blood, rains of food (a la Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs) or topologies that include ringworlds and dyson spheres.

I'm interested in Die Vecna Die. It's not OSR except by the most generous of definitions (published by TSR) but the idea of a scenario where players can meet a lot of iconic D&D characters is appealing to me. Is anyone familiar with it? How "story-based" is it?

>>97096305
>I have no experience in the matter. But I will still spout my ignorance proudly, as though I've accomplished something!

>>97096305
Yeah, a 150 pound deer will feed fifty people for one day.
>>97096407
>a D&D ration is for 1 person for 1 week.
???

>>97096564
You are comparing two incomparable things a F1 car that is a physical thing specifically designed for one purpose (driving laps at incredible speeds) and a broad set of written tabletop rules that govern the mechanics of a tabletop game system. They aren't the same. However if you want me to indulge your metaphor then i will with my own that there is no reason why as owner of the F1 car you cannot request from the manufacturer tires and other modifications allowing it to do those things, to whatever degree of success or time it takes to do so. It is entirely however on people making those parts to custom make it to do that and not on you the owner of the F1 car. It doesn't make sense for someone who owns said F1 car to have to go out and shell out more money for a extra vehicle he may not be able to afford, again barring those exceptions i stated already to buy a different vehicle to accomplish that task
>>97096610
there's no reason why they would only only sell a apples and not oranges even then when told "hey i would like oranges" there's no reason to keep it the same and only sell apples or tell them they can only have apples. there are plenty other ways they can add those rules after like putting it on their website, since they are the publisher no reason why they couldn't take it on themselves and publish options for grittier rules after the book on their site or as a pdf for those who want it, the point is there is no reason why it shouldn't be a option at all or one that is available to those who want it. Another is to ask for what you're asking for from the person who made that system, it shouldn't be being fated to play one system one way forever.

>>97096823
>there is no reason why as owner of the F1 car you cannot request from the manufacturer tires and other modifications allowing it to do those things
You can request it. But if the manufacturer doesn't make the parts you need, they won't sell them to you. Because they make parts for F1 cars, not for trucks. They aren't going to alter their entire operation to cater to one person who wants a truck
>It doesn't make sense for someone who owns said F1 car to have to go out and shell out more money for a extra vehicle he may not be able to afford
And it especially doesn't make sense for the manufacturer to go out of their way to get you all of the parts needed to convert an F1 car into a truck if that person doesn't even have the money to pay for it.

>there's no reason why they would only only sell a apples and not oranges even then when told "hey i would like oranges"
It's an apple stand. The person grows their own apples. For them to sell you an orange, they'd either need to grow oranges (which would take time for an orange tree to grow and may not even be possible based on the climate), or find another supplier. But instead of doing all of that, they'd simply point out that there's an orange stand directly across the street that you can go buy an orange from.
Why should you continue to ask the apple seller for an orange when there's already people selling oranges?

>it shouldn't be being fated to play one system one way forever
Correct. But you already aren't fated to play one system forever. You can play a different system. And distinctly from cars or fruit, you also aren't reliant on a factory or a farmer to provide you with a product, because you are also entirely capable of making your own homebrew rule changes and options that you want to see.

>>97096499
The better example is that anon bought Monopoly, and it mad that Life isn't in the box too.

>>97090192
>>the only practical way to kill people is to invest every last skill point into combat
name five games

>>97096997
Force & Destiny.

Oi gangrel, is it a bad deal if a nos wants to join your innawoods haven?

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>>97098544
>You've got to go out stalking or spend time getting prey to come to you,
That's the best part.

>>97098552
Firearms are always cool, but it depends on what you want your character to be. Sometimes you can't sneak a gun into an area for instance. Other than that, weapons are cool, everyone loves swords

>>97098586
Can you actually stand the fucker?

>>97098586
Squatters violate the NAP.

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>>97096897
A relic from a civilized age.
>Chaos
Oh they are loyal alright.

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>>97096897
>Who are Angry Marines?
Fuck. Is this what getting old feels like?

>>97097049
Nah, no way that wasn't bait.

>>97096365
I saw the box on my dads shelf and was instantly enamored. He played a game with me, jumpscaring me with Destructor standing right behind the door and wrecked me with surprise genestealer while running away. I played a game with my four year old and with some handholding he played quite decently, even managing to damage the Destructor

>>97097680
>that's on players for never dipping wizard 1 on their fighters. No D&D character should ever be a total non-caster, only not primarily a caster.
For combat specialists I'm pretty sure Duskblade would be better. PA with True Strike goes hard.

The most balanced way to play 3.5 was to allow Tome of Battle, Psionics, Beguiler, and nothing else.

>>97098359
Here is the class list I used for a game once. The beguiler was the strongest of these options or maybe it was just that the player was particularly good.

> Beguiler, Dread Necromancer, Crusader, Bard, Swordsage, Binder (without access to the summon monster vestige), Duskblade, Factotum, Warblade, Psychic Warrior

>>97098385
Enlightened choices. Sounds like it would have been a fun game. Any particular reason for omitting Warlock if you went that far, though? It's basically "Man with Gun" and a few supporting tricks.

>>97098393
Each class was a guild in the setting. I left out Warlock because they’re not very strong. They’re a bit more specialised. Not a bad class and in the right hands I’m sure it could hold its own. But it just lacked the versatility of say a bard or even dread necromancer. Psychic warrior very nearly didn’t make the cut but what it does it does very well and I liked having at least one psionic class.