>>97097876
No, I’m currently looking for work after a leech prince tried to enslave me instead of paying me

>>97097793
You were EMPLOYED by monsters? How's that work? You didn't hunt us did you?

>>97097793
Welcome friend, I have had my own share of questionable employers don't you worry. Never one of the hunt targets though, sounds weird to work for something I might get asked to kill the next day.
>>97097876
Well, at least werewolves are alive compared to the other ones we can be running into. I haven't actually seen one do any shapechanger things except from a distance so I'm afraid I can't quite see the appeal, and I'm not really sadistic enough to go watch something bleed out on the floor that way.
As for the clients, no clue what they are envisioning though seem rather insistent on living quarry. Maybe they're setting up some game reservation in some lawless land like Africa? I remember that being pretty popular in the trophy hunting circles I used to get dragged to in my childhood. My problem is more so trying to capture them alive without getting murdered or resorting to noticeable acts of terrorism.
>>97097898
I would but the clients really want either one alive or the pelt, and word of mouth around here is that you can't skin them after you kill them, bit of a conundrum. I hope I'm just imagining the market guy out of guilt or something, but it didn't seem to notice me so all should be good.
I can't really speak as for Ashwood, the boss hasn't really told us much except he'll pay us to go hunt and kill. I have my suspicions though given the specificity of some of the requests but then again he could just be an independent like my group? The boss keeps mentioning an initiation if we're competent though. It does make me feel rather uneasy, I'm just hunting these spooks as a job. Not sure I'm ready to get dragged into some weird sex cult to get more funding but maybe it's just the boss's initiation and I can keep being impersonal.
Anyway, good luck on your snake thing then. I suppose all this crazy shit would inspire someone to learn magic but for now all I I've needed are a few guns and a pipe bomb I bought off the market.

>>97097905
Dreadful business. Sounds like you got away for the most part. Hopefully some work ends up in your lap soon.
>>97098239
Curiouser and curiouser. If you do not mind me asking how did your current boss contact you? Or did they give you a business card?
>>97097898
Tch, fair enough. I let myself get pulled into the story. I should've cut it short, I apologize. Hopefully something turns up for your wyrm.

>>97098296
The boss found me at a bar, said he'd seen my skills at hunting and asked me if I would like to do some hunts "of a more grandiose kind" in exchange for helping my group's financial situation. I thought he meant we'd be hunting hippos, elephants, poachers. Not men who can literally turn into wolves or other weird things. The first red flag should have been when he said we could start the same day in Northern England. Ended up chasing down some fellow who looked like two to three dudes put together when we took off his trench coat. I might be in too deep

>>97094974
The difficulty scale averages didn't change. The sweet spot is not going to be the same at any table and will always require you knowing the game.

>>97090104
>>Shadow of the Red Moon Player’s Guide & Shadow of the Red Moon: Door to Darkness
>>Mysteries of the Old Gods—Hate
>>Book of Demons
>>Mysteries of the Old Gods—The Pale Lady
>>Mysteries of the Old Gods--Want
Based.

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D8 and lower got their health reduced
>Somehow, the game managed to make Ruffian even MORE useless, since it's ability to double BBD against targets inflicted with fear (basically nothing D16+ due to immunities) ends up being meaningless when shit dies in a single hit regardless
Just scrap the Master Path at this point, jfc.

>>97096254
Less than half of stuff 16+ is gonna be immune to frightened under the new rules, but even then if you're only relying on frightened for the ruffian you're doing something wrong. Ruffian (potentially) gets a nice spike from frightened at 10 but really does the most good when there are lots of afflictions about.

>>97090104
>Return of the Witch-King Part 7 of 12
>Part 7 of 12
Jeez, a 12 parter for the return of the Witch King?

>>97095189
>Do sheep eat clouds and fish swim in sand?
This has to be some euro shot but this made me laugh so hard for some reason

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>>97095239
>Perryanon
Not fooling anyone perryfaggot

>>97098242
you and I both know he hasn't been in these threads since right after 4chan came back after being down. Mostly because everyone here rightfully shit on him and called him out every time he showed up.

>>97098227
>Malerion save us
It's going to be funny if it's just Dark Elves 2.0: Potatocore.

>>97098263
I don't know that, I don't play the bored world and he never really avatarfagged here the same way he apparently was in wfbg

>>97084246
>I love drinking
Don't do that.

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This is what you get for castling in Bughouse when your entire army is sleeping.

>>97088565
Round 6:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82E2Ur-Xfg

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too many kings lol

>>97089767
>Englund
I'll try it, because I hate closed openings.

>>97086144
This sounds like a good enough plan, but this is assuming a lot of things work out as they are supposed to.
>Arbites and inquisition have the strong possibility of pursuing their own agendas based on the individuals involved. Or directly turning against you.
>Rogue Traders have the unfortunate quality of not wanting to be someone else's servant long-term and pursuing their own wealth. Nothing suggests they wouldn't just pay off the enforcers onto their bankroll or use them against you to take your assets.
>Or that the Rogue Traders wouldn't just keep the assets for themselves.
>A good chunk of the Imperium are military dictatorships as is, if you mean a militaristic republic than that's different.
>Most likely already what occurs.
>Assumes that agitating scum and mutants leads to a stable outcome and not outright rebellion.

>>97033347
that's 100% asking for a Ordos Xenos Inquisitor to send some dudes for a post mortem inspection/investigation into if there's anything left of the hive fleet and where they're going.
when they arrive and see no one is dead, they're going to start freaking out and calling in back up

>>97033248
Exspell all the space Jews

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>>97033248
Since you haven't specified the worldtype, I'll be claiming a Oceanic Agriworld, and Dedicate my life to kelp farming and fishier management, aswell aswell as building underwater Hives that carve into the mantle, as 90% of 40k factions have literally 0 investment into underwater/naval techwell Orks will just invent subs on the spot there's no stopping that desu but the planet will look boring and blue from space so they'll probably skip out on that we're pretty much protected from most shit, and I get to live out my Atlas Ecology schizophrenic dreams...
on the actual people living there??
emperor worship and being super tight within ecclisarchy guidelines are definitely something I'd want to really focus on in terms of running things cause chaos is very scary, and Trying to attract any and all orders of Soritas to take residence on the planet would be a #1 on my to do list especially ordos Famulous if you know what I'm saying
production would be focused on just about meeting tithes/what the imperium asks of us and basic upkeep, Stability>personal profit every time
If I manage to live long enough to reach really old age fuck with the plaent's governing system By introducing a minostorum backed "House of Commons" to "assist" with "internal policy" to fuck with all the other nobility before I croke

>>97085035
NTA but the
>until a proper inquisitorial agent is available to make an adjudication.
would immediately put him on robert's good boy list because he's quick to change rules based on authority

>>97035203
This poster always bothered me because the number is WAY higher than that. The Delegation of 2000 is a faction within the Senate, not even a majority.

>>97093458
Pantorans, Chiss, and Twileks. The greatest emperor needs all 3 or he is lost.

>>97092594
Ok, name 1 franchise that has been going for more than 40 years with absolutely nothing "Absolutely fucking stupid" ever happening?

Also, let's face facts, plenty of retarded shit happened in Star Wars long before Disney got anywhere near it. Lest we forget that Dark Horse comic with:

>Obi Wan: "Master Qui, why aren't Jedi allowed to love?"
>Qui Gon: "Well, Obi-Wan. Once upon a time, there was a planet with a beautiful princess. Then, a pair of Jedi fell in love with her. And they had a fight. And to make a whole long story short, the planet blew up... The end."

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>>97096828
Let's not forget, RoS's "Somehow Palpatine returned" wasn't the first "Somehow Palpatine returned."
A lot of people seem determined to delude themselves into thinking the Dark Empire comics were good, or at least passable. They're not. I love Cam Kennedy's art. It's very cool and evocative. But it doesn't make up for the god-awful writing that's only just barely above RoS.

>>97098083
Nobody believes any such thing, they're simply easy to ignore because later material only references them obliquely, and so nobody cares that they sucked balls no matter how much seething rancid Disnoid mousecucks screech and piss and shit and cry that we have to.

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>>97097405
Unwieldy range weapon never stated to need 2 handed to fire, that was for melee. The problem isn't that it's 1 handed, the problem is that it's not shoulder mounted for stabilization like 30k Marine heavy weapon, Van Saar, or even Ork.

And then there're Escher plasma cannon that is actually 1 handed, no exo suit, no handle for 2 handed.

Also 40k Squat suit use their gun 2 handed but sculptor couldn't pose for shit so it looks retarded.

>>97098023
Votann in general just look like total shit compared to necro squats

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All this Escher talk made me want to throw together a starting gang even if I haven't been able to get enough interest going. In correct munda fashion, there's some rule of cool over better options.

Queen w/Spring Up
Plasma Pistol, Shock Whip, Lasgun
Mesh Armor
>She's modeled with the whip and pistol, but I have a second with power sword and bolter/needler. They're meant to be the same person, but the other is more expensive by a lot.

Champion w/Spring Up
Needle Rifle, Lasgun, Stiletto Sword
Mesh Armor, Chem Synth
>one of my favorite models that shamefully still needs paint. Pic related

Specialist
Grenade Launcher w/krak, frag, smoke
Lasgun

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>>97098182
Get more champ, more champs = more people doing post battle action

>>97098199
The Wyld Runner kinda are the points of another champ, who would probably be an acid shotgunner.

>>97095465
>your conspiracy theories are dumb and implausible
>MY conspiracy theory that the leaks were actually a carefully constructed psyop by rogue 2.0 fans to ruin the otherwise rapturous reception that my darling 3.0 would have had however is completely sane and correct!
You're either a delusional retard, or just a retard. Either way, kindly eat a bag of broken glass.

>>97095279
Completely agree with removing named characters. Unless its something specific and unique like argel tal where they just arent represented in the normal options, we should just run them as centurions/ praetors or whatever. this should come with the caveat that the generic centurions should have way more variety in wargear than 3.0 currently has

>>97098283
What more wargear would they need, they can already take pretty much every melee weapon, pistol, and combi weapon available to marines.

>>97097555
>There are tanks in the game other than land raiders
Yes, and those can be dealt with. It's AV14 what scares me. Kratoses spook me as well, not just Land Raiders. I had hoped to kill many targets with the same stone. Guess that stone is for killing VEQ and AV13 specifically

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>>97097822
Unironically.

The only tanks you should be worried about are AV14, as anything weaker can be dealt with easier

The only infantry that should worry you are terminators, as VEQ can be killed even by nerfed Disintegrators & NuPlasma

The only weapon you should watch out for is Thunder Hammers, for they are the most dangerous to your important infantry

"All you fear is true"

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Pricia <3

>>97097829
Cat in the background staring at her ass always amuses me.

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!!!

>>97097829
Little girl.
>>97097840
Jej.

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Hey guys! Got into cards with Sorcery. I was drawn in by the art which imo is so beautiful and creative and unlike anything else I’ve seen. I bought and opened a box of alpha and it must have been either a misprint box or I hit the Unique Site jackpot because I got 8 of them in one box.
I am excited and holding back from looking at Gothic spoilers.

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>>97097849
I know I shouldn't compare my gift to someone else's but this mogs mine by a country mile

>>97097956
Relax, we do this for fun.

>>97097956
Do you mean the one you're gifting, or the one you got?

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>>97095589
I'm gonna work on his robe tomorrow to make it hold him up for a floating effect. He's almost done though but sculpting cloth is annoying. I gotta hang up like a blanket or something for reference.

I want to make furniture for scatter terrain. Chairs and tables seem easy enough, but how do I go about making couches, plush beds, and ottomans?

>>97096971
We went through multiple huge tech leaps that got us all the way to the moon and we're still struggling to make a biped with good hands. It's not magic but it turned out to be much harder to reach than multiple other things we thought almost impossible.

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>>97090596
>you can't be lazy on the implementation
You can be. A lot of lighter settings do just drop them in the background. Don't have to explain everything, though it's fun to write.
>Otherwise your readerbase full of nerds and powerscalers will revolt
Frankly less of them than people think there are, and they're mostly going to argue with each other on the internet anyway. At worst one will ask you a technobabble question at a convention.

>>97098108
With the help of any human female off the street I can make a bipedal learning machine with proficient use of hands that will certainly outperform any LLM on reasoning and power efficiency in 9 months or so. I can't use the same female to make a heavy industrial tracked machine that can safely self-navigate a worksite, move several hundred lbs with its arms, and also be teleoperated from anywhere in the world in the same time.

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>>97098091
No matter the circumstance, people are going to want to engage at a distance when able. First it with polearms, then bows, then guns, then cannons and so on and so forth. We have the ability to completely destroy whole cities and countrysides with bombs and yet people can still be beaten to death with blunt objects and stabbed and cut with sharped metal sticks.

>>97098108
>It's not magic
So one day it ands its functions can be made from scratch, and made better

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>>97098146
>meta destroying card that goes in every meta deck features art of a huwite chud tonguefucking a submissive, subordinate [B]lack Kween
Unsure if cringe or based

>>97098193
I'm pretty sure they're hoping to squeeze a second, and maybe third, set out of the Avatar universe before the well runs dry. Excluding Korra likely wasn't done out of respect for ATLA, but for the money.

Star Trek I see as far less likely to see a return to, the stocks of this franchise are not high right now, and it's a poor fit for MtG (not that that's really a factor). They're likely to blow their load and worry about how to build a second set in the unlikely event such a thing arises.

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did you know you can change the target of zombify with this?

my opponent didn't

>>97098240
surely if they're casting zombify, they're mostly playing creatures worth reanimating regardless, right?

>>97098291
Resurrect Anger instead of their big dudes. I’m pretty sure it would work btw

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Went bavk and gave this guy a touch up. Still not totally sure how to incorporate more zero toughness creatures.

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>>97098226

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>>97098221
>tfw I will become "older" in a few months

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>>97098229

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>>97098231
>>97098230
Happy early birthday, anon. Value your experience and try to turn it toward good

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>>97098235
Fin

>>97097075
>>97096884


You basically end up on a world where life is broken up by bizarre rituals that only certain people understand, but each are always respected. The ritual, not the person. Life's pretty good, if dirty. People get up, go to work, information stacks up in the data crypts, go home, sleep. People complain about their jobs, their boss, the local ecclesiarch who turned out to be worshipping the funny bird man in the small hat. The cults slip in through small banalities and cruelties, people who are seeking something more than that stifling atmosphere of ritual and continuity.

Anyway, sperg aside, that's where the evil comes in. You know how today everyone is a bit lost? Some turn to religion, some turn to youtube influencers, some turn to the past. That's where the cults come in - they offer a little pocket in that stifling blanket of continuity and ritual. The world has gone on the way it has for millenia and won't stop. Nothing matters. Banality.

For us, it was a standard doctor cult. Nurglite industrial magnate who couldn't stop the pain with modern medical science but found something that did. He started sponsoring doctors, found people at the lowest rungs of society who couldn't stand the spiritual pain of just living down there anymore despite being relatively well fed and clean and safe. The only reason he got caught was because the smoke from his factories got dirtier. 99% was just navigating the bureaucratic wank and going from office to office arguing with people in increasingly stupid hats.

Dumb scout car vehicle profiles if your party every wanted to cosplay the French Foreign Legion in the desert
https://ferrus-manus dot itch dot io/chicks-dig-stc-fragments-hardpan-series

>>97097083
NTA, but thanks for the story, anon.

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The fandom likes to joke about Tau woman preferring human men and Roboute Guilliman having an Eldar girlfriend but is there any proof in the lore of human and Xeno interbreeding?

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>>97098090
picrel