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Rolled 1, 13, 6, 13, 19, 13 = 65 (6d20)>>62916336>>62915899
Rolled 11, 12 = 23 (2d20)>>62916436
>>62916589Big and round is nice, but Flat is justice.-Italics, 2018
>>62917323Justice, but for whom?-Anon, 2018
>>62917323Italics is a fuckin faggot. Big tits are filled with the hopes and dreams of mankind.
>>62917519But mankind has no hopes and dreams left. It's all anywhere from crushing despair to grudging acceptance. Or escapism.
>>62915899>Create Your own AdventureWhy did this change?
>>62917715Incorrect. Mankind has infinite hopes and dreams to spare. Despair is only a temporary setback on the highway to heaven, my friend.
>>62917501Stand in the ashes of a million bruised fingers and ask the husks if justice matters. The weeping is your answer.-Other Anon, 2018
>>62917766Get a load of this spiral
>>62917519Fuck off, small tits are the great and all cowtits deserve is a genocide
>>62918302>t. Accursed flattie
I don't care about tits. I want to see robots. The less human, the better.
>>62917519Therefore big tits are filled with lies and with that conclusion we can say with security that cowtits are worse people
>liking either extrememedium tits are best tits
>>62918393Get the fuck out of here neutral
>>62918424Nah dude, he's a neutral >>62918414I love all breasts. Small tits are great, huge tits are great, medium tits are great.
>>62918456>being a literal faggothi celt>>62918424CN best alignment dont (you) me
>>62918514>hi celtEverydamntimeI return to this fucking thread I see someone who has wrongfully thrown out my name in accusation. You're performance review is not going to look good at all this quarter.
>>62918578>thrown out my name in accusationmore as an insult
>>62918578>You're performance reviewLearn to spell first you freaking dweeb
>>62918578Hi there Gil.
>Pope of the Skeletons likes flat>Skeletons are flatReally makes you think.
>>62918614Yeah, now that you point it out. I'm a dumb. And I think I was going to say something else at first without looking back to change what I had written to fit.>>62918616Now that's an insult.
The book of love is long and boring...
>>62918826only if they have blue hair and elf ears
>>62918818That's why I like the Book of Forbidden Love.
>>62918393>despicable neutralwe don't like npc's around here.
>>62918878everyone with a working brain knows that witches with blue hair and elf ears are excellent and for marriage
>>62918893agreed, as long as they aren't roasties or thots
>>62918902Comfy is in the name.
>>62915899APost something good anon.
>>62919008"I hate fun. Here's some juvenile imaginary punishments because you wanted to have fun in a way I don't like."
>>62919111but anonmaking others miserable is fun to me
>>62919122>>62919111Just don't make a build for that one and ask for another A. Two can play the game, but at least you'd be justified.
>>62919101How lazy do you have to be to not post three pages?
Why won't you just... kill me?
>>62919239I never saved the three images, because when I saved it only the PDF was posted.
>>62919239It's a pdf, anon.
>>62919008>posting a cyoa about hating meta cyoas>When OP's post is a meta cyoaBack, foul beast. You hold no sway over this realm.
>>62919242Your punishment must be more severe.
>>62919301fool, I am the REASON he made that OP quote!
>>62919239I like this CYOA "form", a pity that Fairy King seems DEAD and ZBG probably will never make something like the war of the zodiac brides in any foreseeable future.
>>62919307Have we started the fire?
>>62919423nah it was always burning
>>62919101eh... Vampire king is pretty meh, fairy king is better but it was never meant to be.
>>62919239>>62919258>>62919259Well here's the full version, then.
>>62919575probably dead, drunk or both
>>62919592I pick anon dies. You die, anon. Goodbye.
>>62919645>You die, anon.fool, I am no anon
>>62919592>Anon gets cancer>Anon eats shitEnjoy your herpes, anon.
>>62919647Joke's on you, my new body doesn't have any bones.
>>62919732but YOU are the anon
>>62915899A.>>62919647It takes me no effort to type A anon. How much effort does it take you to make those CYOAs?
>>62919727You're DEAD, Anon. GOODBYE!
>>62919757like 30 seconds or something
>>62919778>>62919647>>62919592>>62919487So much OC tonight! We are truly blessed.
>>62919761*whatever the part after that in dark dungeons is*
Is anyone else getting a fucking add in the middle of the page?
>>62919747You didn't say that. You merely said Anon gets it. In the context, the anon is you.
>>62919853*laughs in non anon*
>>62919885What build would allow me to bang irene?
>>62919922... okay anon.You get ass cancer, then die like a bitch and go to hell.
>>62920014>BodyI shall consume the potato and the jellyfish, for ultimate regeneration and agelessness respectively.>SpiritIn the event my body is completely destroyed, I shall merely use my powers to reconstruct a new, more powerful body, infused with ether.The third, I shall merely smash.I shall grant my disciples only ever one of the potions' abilities, never two. That way, I shall always be more powerful than they.
I have been in cyoag for some years now and saw all kinds of stupid discussion in a thread, but I honestly think that this is the worst (from the ones I can remember)
>>62920161>Become TokToo far shitpost-kun>>62920132>Smash GreenI think I've only seen like 3 builds that don't do this, and two of them chose Green
>>62920161>Kidnapped by ISISIt's called Bring Your Kid To Work Day. God, be more sensitive!
>>62920188>Too far shitpost-kuntruly I crossed a lineim sorry
>>62920188Well body-jacking isn't that attractive since you're effectively killing someone. And I sure as hell am not gonna let someone else bodyjack me.
>>62920161Out of all of them I think I'll go with Get Cucked.Everything else IS way too bad. I would rather have my love/girlfriend getting fucked by another person than to be tortured, raped, become tok, die or have someone else die.
>>62920248>>62919332Here's a recent one.It's sad that ZBG effectively abandoned Mad Scientist. At least ZB2 is still on schedule.
>>62920304The eternal WIP in question.
>>62920206>And I sure as hell am not gonna let someone else bodyjack me.They can't, you'd both die. Since the body would be under the effect of two different powers
>>62920304There's a schedule?
I have decided. I shall make a cyoa! A good one! and I will dedicate it to all my favorite cyoa makers, and all the little anons out there who entertain the idea of making something!
>>62920344Will the CYOA have waifus? This is important.
>>62920344Who are your favorite makers?
>>62920418Hopefully it will have the 5 parts that put a cyoa to it's full potential. The powers, the drawbacks, the items, the companions, and finally the quests.
>>62920335It's supposed to release on 2019, iirc.
>>62920464They shall be named once the deed is done.
>>62920304I really like this CYOA, but I wouldn't say it's the same format of Zodiac Brides/Fairy King/Vampire King, in that they don't directly change who you are, altought you are put under extraordinary circunstances, the setting and circunstance of all waifus are the same, and the information about the brides is a mix of someone telling you things about it, and you recieving letters about it, while also giving you a position of ruler of some sort and giving some decisions about it.But as I said I also really like this "Waifu CYOA". All CYOAs from JRPG-traitor-anon/unnamed author 12 are great.
>>62920533aaaand it won't have typos!
>>62920530You do get powers with your choice, which effectively change who you are into a god/mage/pilot/chimaera...etc.
JRPG traitor anon, how is progress?
>>62920645>>62920652In an ironic twist, he'll betray us by posting a regular JRPG cyoa, if he posts at all.
>>62920621>>62920763>>62915899Might, Endurance, Celerity, Proliferation, Perpetuity, VirilitySabhya Voru
>>62919008>>62919487>>62919592>>62919647>>62919778>>62919922>>62920161Someone post that Meta God CYOAI like the God of Greeds Blessing that gives you any item and instead of paying for it you also gain twice what it would have cost.
>>62915899A, always.Please post time stop chill zone
>>62920921You got it, boss.
>>62920948Very comfy. Landlord a best.
Can somebody post monster master
>>62920963>Landlord a best>Not Scorpion or VisceraShit taste, lad.
>>62918302>>62917519It all depends on the type of girlFlat is the best when its on tomboys (and given tomboys are the best I guess that makes flat better but hey) Big is good on more girly girls with longer hair and shit (though girly girls are shit) But at the end of the day I think we can all agree both lolis and oppai lolis are shit tier
>>62921110>ScorpionFound the mommydom loser. Oh well, more Night Stalker for me.
>>62921179No, tomboys are a shitAnd cowtits are also a shit
>>62921179Majority have gone for the girly girl. The author's still seething.
>>62921285>Girly GirlI mean I'm okay with having to fake mind-read. A girl that doesn't know how to be a girl is a dumb thing to choose.
>>62921285Im not the author of that My only cyoas where a few shitposts like the kill Astolfo cyoaI just really dont like girly girls or girly boys
guys I'm gonna be out of the country till thanksgiving. Please dont release any cool oc till I come back. Thanks.
>>62921336What's wrong with girls being girly? Isn't that the natural way of things?
>>62921285>isn't a prude>i.e. is a whoreThat tomboy is shit
>>62921387Because girly shit sucks and tomboys make good friends and lovers while girly girls suck at both commonly resorting to pretending being a housewife is hard when automation and all sorts of technological advancements made it easy as shit
>>62920948Nightmare;>The Night ChildrenWaifu;>Night Stalker
>>62921531Wait, are you the divorcee with three kids to raise?
>>62916609>Dark>Knightly Order>Western Kingdoms>Oaths (Free)>Legendary Figure (Free)>Privileges>Fame>Conditions>Errantry>Final Exam>Contacts>Important Membertotally not!Grail Knights of Bretonnia
I love waifus
>>62915899>>62917026>>62917084>MaterialWood Mask>EyesVision of the Beast>ShapeDemonic Visage>NoseHuman Nose>TeethTusked Grin>>62917140>AdditionsHornsWarrior PaintCrack Skull>Spirit SymbolDaesmor>DrawbacksPossession(Spirit Symbol: Crona), Windows to the Soul(Eyes: Hollow Eyes), Shining Beacon, Alien, Atonement(4 Additions: Broken, Spectral Light, Gemstones, Feathers).>>62917201>ExpertiseArcheologist, Veteran: Trap Lore, Use Artifact, Combat Training, Stamina.>AbilitiesStrength, Polyglot, Survivalist, Fearless.>StashMagic Weapon(The Mask of Power)Hermetic Text: Manservant(Zaria Xanatos)>CivilizationsIsolationist(The Brotherhood:Major threat)>LocationsFlooded City, Grand Tepui, Isolated Vale.>CompanionsHelena Horn, Abby Abbot, Xi Xian.>>62917314>ThreatsRequired Major Threat: The BrotherhoodRequired Minor Threat: The KingBonus Minor Threat 1: The AmazonsBonus Minor Threat 2: Ze NaisBonus Ability: Inheritance(Waystone)
>>62921179>>62921264You people are both wrong. A tomboy that appears to have small boobs because she binds them and hates how they keep growing bigger and bigger despite her best efforts is the best.
>>62920948Nightmare: An Infested MemoryWaifu: Mothpussy
>>62921791>>62921179I'll do you both one better: a loli that binds her breasts because she doesn't want to hurt her big tomboy sister's feelings by being larger than her.
>>62921670After a deving opp in a unknown ruin in Russia, I happened across this odd being making masks. In return for teaching me how to make my own, all it asked was to help others after I die and guide wayward spirits. Finding the offer intriguing I accepted, the next few hours were a blur and when I woke up I was back in my hotel room with what felt like a bad hangover. Brushing off the night as a figment of my imagination I went to meet my contact to aid in my search of Ivan's library. Thus meeting my future companion Zaria, and cementing our relationship as the brains to my brawn in expeditions. They were grand adventures that allowed us to meet many individuals, and save our new future teammate Helena Horn, but an odd thing happened in our rescue attempt and fending off cultists to escape, a strange Mask came over my face, a voice whispering in my ear to turn around and fight them even as the walls around were shaking from the volcano slowly erupting. Pushing the voice back I had a strange power to summon a flaming sword, which immediately caught one the locals attention, calling me his master before throwing a round stone to me before perishing to the lava. When we escaped my mind snapped back to the meeting some months ago to the day before meeting Zaria, this mask must be what the creature was talking about. Taking some time with our new companion we came across a rather flighty mechanic, or more accurately, she ran into our car. While in itself a minor nuisance that she readily agreed to fix, i couldn't help but notice a few men in suits watching intently nearby, thinking nothing of it we became focused once more on her skills in her craft, fixing the damage at a astonishing rate a decided to hire her for an expedition i was planning. Which brings me to our last of our little quintet, Xi Xian, whom captured me when I tried to decipher the maps her temple contained.
>>62916609>red text on black backgroundNot reading any of this shit
>>62920464I have less a loyalty to the maker and more a loyalty to the product.That said, Stardust is the only CYOA I have saved. So I guess SDA.
Rolled 18, 12, 16 = 46 (3d18)>>62922673CataphractElder Hussar CuirassSimur10 points left over, if anything else comes up
Rolled 9 (1d18)>>62922739
>>62919648You know, I really like this cyoa, but I can't ever complete it, Cause I suck at coming up with Noble Phantasms.How do you, anons, go about doing that?
>>62921285nah, gimme tomboy
>>62917084>>62917140>MaterialFleshmeld>EyesSpider EyesMismatched>ShapeMasquerade>NoseSlit Nose>AdditionsForest ConnectionTendrilsDripping Shadow>Spirit SymbolMaple>DrawbacksWindows to the SoulI'll roam the forests of the world doing some real Blair Witch shit with campers and hikers. Comfy and spooky.
>>62921285Both are goodThough neither are perfect
who wants to write the rest of my cyoa for me
>>62923912I'm willing to try. Did you finish the visuals?
>>62923912I might give it a shot if the visual work is all done.
>>62920161>Pick one>1. Die>2. Get rapedGET RAPED!!!! Not even gonna read the other ones, femdom rape is the best.>>62920188>>62920196>>62920266>>62920161>Become TokREEEEE!!!!
>>62924355The loli in question is from a show called "Samurai Harem" or some shit. She has giant breasts and binds them to make herself look flat to keep from embarrassing her sister.
>>62921356Ayyy, spotted my next excuse not to do the thing. Good. Thanks for that, anon.
>>62924995You're welcome. Please relax and brainstorm and release your thing at the end of november instead.
>>62921285tomo is a top tier friend, but the princess is better GF material
>>62922673When you buy the most expensive option in the magic category do you also get the cheaper ones?
>>62924622Where does it say that it's femdom rape? Statistically speaking isn't most rape done by a guy?
>>62925599>Where does it say that it's femdom rape? Statistically speaking isn't most rape done by a guy?A trap guy with a feminine penis?
>>62925599hes swedish, male rape is just tuesdays for him after ahmed moved in
>>62925625Is that even femdom?
>>62916178Top shelf shit right here
Why is tok so fucking glorious and why can't other authors be more like him?
>>62925625the point is to be as unpleasant for you as possible. thus, no it is male rape.>>62926056G8 b8 m8 8/8
Is Apocrypha Advent fantasy, science-fantasy, or urban fantasy? They have androids and future technology, but also vampires.
>>62926078* Gr8fucks sake
>>62920621Genetic Boosters>Virility + flaw; barbed>Endurance + flaw: energy weakness>Magnetism + flaw>Perpetuity>Perception>CelerityDates: Sabhya Voru and Argatha
>>62922696There are a few mistakes/typos in this one. I can't tell what the values for Ether Magic are supposed to be.
>>62920161>15, pick 1> Dieyou didn't specify when will i die anon, so this choice made no difference
>>62920161>all your friends dieHahaha, I have none, owned
>>62926056>Tok>Vilest and most degenerate CYOAs in the worldFlesh weaver isn't Tok.
>>62926859I'll be your fri
>>62927271>>62927275>>62927283City State of Ujimodan>TrainingBasic Training-Enhanced Perception-Psychology-Basic Martial Combat-Arcane Awakening-AthleticsAdvanced Training-Elemental Magic-Defensive Magic-TelepathyExpert Training-Expert Magic-Telekinesis>ItemsBasic-RobesLuxury-Spellbook>CompanionRoland, Aristocrat's Son>EnemyLafour, Federation Druid
somone post the author powerlevel chart
>>62927237>Necropolis>Necromancy, Wisdom, Intelligence, Mysticism, Sorcery, Earth Magic, Pathfinding, Logistics, Tactics >Orb of Silt, Dead Man's Boots, Orb of Vulnerability, [Cloak of the Undead King]>Campaign: Shadow of DeathOne may never truly be able to spam Level 5 Implosion, but by God I'll try.
Rolled 13, 5, 15, 2, 3, 9, 10, 12 = 69 (8d20)>>62916336
>>62920014Drink body, smash mind, give spirit. Always
>>62920132can't read, enjoy your doom
>>62927271>City state of UjimodanPicking sides immediatly is kinda stupid first i have to get a feel of the place and then decide>Basic martial combat>Advanced martial combat>Survival skills>Enhanced perception>AthleticsShit is fucked up in here so i gotta pick up the slack or get killed>Arcane awakening>Defensive magic>Offensive magic>Expert magicMagic is a fun thing to know so i am learning that too>AquaticsOne does not care about this kind of stuff until you need it then it is too late because you fucking drowned fighting against some weird tentacle demon from the abyss or something>Nanomachines (son)Considering my skillset i am going to get hurt for sure so knowing that i will get better if i don't die is reassuring>BarteringWell it might come in handy getting jewed for some bread never feels good>Transmundane carrybagALWAYS pick the bag of holding it is too useful to be left behind>SpellbookHitting the books is not going to be easy so a helping hand is appreciated>Eliecia, AlchemistShe seems like a nice girl so if she wants to tag along why not? I am probably to greatly appreciate her alchemy and maybe i can help her with magic while i am at it
>>62916178>Tranquil WoodsI want my happy trees. Forever Autumn, with all the brightest and beautiful of colors; colors that will never fade. Winter will never come.>Rambling RiverMy happy little trees need happy water to stay happy. And swimming is so amazing; a few fish here and there add to biodiversity.>Signature FeatureSurprisingly, not the river. It's the giant tree, big as a skyscraper, roots as thick as roads, and used to bridge the river. While keeping the tree alive, it's base has been turned into a homestead with...>Lazy IndustryA happy little workshop where I can take fallen trees, and branches and the like, where I can carve and burn happy little scenes and trinkets.>Green PowerThe river is a great source of energy. >Palette SwapEverything is warm colors; the entire spectrum of happy warm colors is used.
>>62916609>GreyI like the shades of gray.>BrotherhoodCamaraderie (in the dictionary sense, as opposed to the cyoa option it gives) is highly appealing. >Northern NationsViking time!>Camaraderie (Free), Secret Signs (Free), Grand Hall, Entertainment, Rooms, Chapel, Oath, Conditions.For the most part, we maintain a nice sized mead hall as a central base of operations. We occasionally entertain visiting adventurers, and if we enjoy their company, they're free to stay as long as they want; coin for the drinks, food, and room, though. Coin until they take the Oath and join us.The conditions to join are that at least one current member, having been in the guild for at least a year and a day, must vouch for, and take responsibility of, the new recruit; if the new recruit screws something up, it's up to the 'sponsor' to clean up the mess (not to say others won't help). The Oath is a simple one; that we are all family, that we shall always support each other. But it becomes more personalized, because everybody, as part of their Oath, dedicates a part of themselves. "My shield will protect my comrades", or "My magic shall help us prosper"; basically this establishes a 'role' for them to fill. Said roles are not very concrete, but the Oath generally gives the other members an idea of what to expect from the new person. Breaking oath is generally a three strikes and your out policy; some times, shit happens, mistakes are made. But if someone is legitimately negligent, they're... removed. The secret sign is a brand on the back of the left hand, usually stylized to represent what their oath said; if they pledged to be the shield that guards their allies, or the sword of vengeance, the symbol would show a shield or a sword; so on and so forth. Enduring the burning/branding process is also a process of being accepted into the guild; we all bear our marks, we all share this pain, and we all carry this reminder of who and what we are.
>>62928314The chapel is for us to worship at; most likely a small variety of shrines, with room to add more. >An AdventurerI've made my oath, and I'm putting in the work, like most of the fellows.
ZBG come back, we miss you.
Any news about EDG?
>>62920326I want it so badly.
Good morning, anon.How's that WIP going?
>>62928766I'm eagerly waiting on Overlewd news myself.
>>62928812making good progress on the units, finally have some free time to actually do writing
A real gem.
How are we feeling about random chance elements in cyoas these days?I'm kicking around a mechanic where the start of the cyoa would give you a random codename which determines your basic powers and skillset, and then from there you buy auxiliary abilities, gear and companions based upon that, with the idea being that certain items/companions would cost differently/work differently depending on your initial roll.
>>62929137not himbut how major would rollshit have to be to be detrimental, would say a single option meant to represent an unpredictable or unknown factor requiring rolls/randomness (say "has X random abilities from a list") be disruptive or detrimental?
>>62929137>Randomize THE BASE OF A BUILDhow about no?
>>62929137I can't stand random chance elements in CYOAs. The first word of CYOA is either Choose or Create, depending on who you ask. Rolling nonsense is fundamentally not a CYOA. It's a Roll Your Own Adventure. And this ain't a RYOA thread, because that's a dumb idea.
>>62921573Did you say ... Grail? Because I desire the Grail as well.
>>62929137>RYOAOnly as an optional choice for fun.
>>62929144>>62929188>>62929257>>62929278But all CYOA builds become min-max fest in the end. Not like you have a real choice
>>62929313The fuck are you talking about?
>>62929184>would say a single option meant to represent an unpredictable or unknown factor requiring rolls/randomness (say "has X random abilities from a list")thats probably what it would boil down to; the inital roll determines your powers and you can choose the rest as usual>>62929278Might have it so the random chance option is free or instead you can spend points to pick what you get
>>62929137>>62929278Oh, and by "fun", I largely mean the default is not rolling. Same concept for PvP. If you frame not rolling/no PvP as something you must pay for - a PRIVILEGE - instead of something you get modest rewards choosing, if the CYOA is not ignored it'll probably create a shitstorm. Which some authors want. so they succeeded in that regard.
>>62929313What? Outside of stat autism, builds are pretty subjective.
let's how you could staying fare well in this zombie apocalyse
>>62929137Well, I'm building my own "space ship crash on an uncharted world" and it has optional rolls AND it allows for other players to design the planet and its creatures, biomes.
>>62929424>Japanese Lesbian Twins - 12 points>Crowbar - Free>Segway - Free>Castle on an Island - 12 points>Food Supplies - 6 pointsIf the water prevents zombies from getting to me without them using a boat, and they're stupid zombies, I don't really see how they could ever get to me. If some miraculously do, I have the lesbian twins to help me fight them off with sweet melee action. We can use the boat to forage for supplies, but it's not like we really need to because I have ten years worth of food. The segway will probably just sit on the garage. Then I have seven years of threeways with a pair of hot ninja twins.Like, what's the downside?
>>62929313We maximize different things.>Realism vs lewd>Comfy vs ambition>Power vs responsibility>Safety vs FreedomEtc.
>>62929424>Japanese lesbian twins>Flammenwerfer>Segway>Shopping mall>Alarm system>First aid kitThe plan is simple we purge the mall and then turn it into a motherfucking fortess when the mall becomes safe then we slowly but surely purge every zombie in the area and funnel all the supplies of the area into the mall
>>62929338>>62929338>your powersnot yours, theirsyou buy the unit, and then it gets random special abilities
>>62929424>big bertha>sawn-off shotgun>school bus>rooftop house>extra ammo>food suppliesi will push the landwhale down the building from day 1. i will just sneak out of the building and hide from the zombies whenever i want to get more supplies; its just up to my skills and my luck. my bus stay in the garage unless it is emergency. because most of the defense will happen inside the building, i opt for the close range shotgun.
>>62929534hedonism, but with diarrhea tolerance>>62929620true chad conqueror>>62929757sociopathic loner rat
>>62929578>Realism vs lewd>Comfy vs lewd>Ambition vs lewd>Power vs lewd>Responsibility vs lewd>Safety vs lewd>Freedom vs lewdAnd finally, lewd vs other lewd. Fix'd.
>>62930128You forgot wholesome vs. lewd.
>>62920621This is the best waifu cyoa ever made. Prove me wrong with a counter-example.Protip: You can't.
>>62931360Zodiac brides was pretty neat
>>62931496I think so too, but Alien Waifu has simple mechanics that lead to a tailored experience. ZB is constricted comparatively.I'm not saying all other waifu cyoa are shit, I'm saying this is the best one.
>>62930533So Darkest Hour only applies if you take the "Dark Clouds", right?
>>62930578So I realized from the end here that this CYOA was done by the same guy who did the Endless Ocean and that Guardians CYOA (along with the latter's spin-offs). Anyone know if the Frontier and Wasteland choices are references to any particular CYOAs he did?
>>62931360>This is the best waifu cyoa ever made. >Prove me wrong with a counter-example.Easy
>>62931606Disregarding the shittiness of the waifu provided, they're all literally the same person with a different coat of paint. You're picking between waifus with pros and cons, and that's it.Contrast Alien Waifu where your waifus come with pros, cons, different needs, different social backgrounds, and different lifestyles expected. You also get powers to tailor your interactions with your waifu rather than having only one interaction dynamic with her.
>>62931582Frontier is from pioneers wasteland is unknown to me
>>62916336dice+3d20Too scawy to pick any banes.
>>62931360>>62931496>>62931522Ditto on everything
>>62931976Can you say false dichotomy any louder?
>>62931606Christmas Cake too strong.
>>62931976>alt-right tards believe thisradical centrist death squads when
>>62931976I choose go commit oof.
>>62931976..bu..bu..but I'm not white.....
>>62917084>materialwooden>eyeshollow eyes>shapeplain>nosehuman nose>teetheldritch alteration>>62917140>additionsgemstonestendrilscrown of warlocks>spirit symbollegoin>drawbackslol none
>>62932158Fuck off we are full
>>62932158Then you will find a nationalist group of your own kind in your own land and we can get along.
>>62932199>>62932144Never did understand that.
>>62932094Yes yes you want banned we get it.Stop with the shitposting.
>>62929956I'm so glad that they spit on her and left her to die when she begged them for help after they learned what she was and how she had been using them.
>>62918991>entrywaygrand entry>kitchenmystical kitchen>master bedroomastronomical>>62919096>master bathroomlantern bath>livingroomVR>closetspirit shop>yardmausoleum>spare roomlab sigma>keyportal key
>>62932358The Bretonnians worship a goddess called the Lady of the Lake, who enforces their culture and traditions on them, which are intended to be Athorian feudalism and chivalry, only they're of course corrupted and used for abuse because Warhammer. This goddess is revealed to be one of the elf's goddess who was manipulating them the entire time in conjunction with the Wood Elves. They served as meat shields and her blessed, the Grail Knights who, were basically the champions of her will. Also, it was policy in Bretonnia that all children with magical talent would be taken.The girls were of coursed raised into the Damsels, basically witch nobility, and sent back to Bretonnia to be the lady's spies and manipulate events to fit her vision. The boys? They're transformed into eternal shota servants/pets/sex slaves for her and the Wood Elves. Regardless, this was all done for her plan to escape the end of the world. She wanted her current lover and their daughter to be transported to a pocket realm she created as the head gods, and for the souls of all the 'worthy' Brettonians (mostly her Grail Knights and Damsels) to ascend to godhood to fill out the pantheon, and all the other souls of Wood Elves and other elves she liked and the souls of Brettonians transported there to serve as starter populations to inhabit the place. Well basically one Brettonian figures this out during the End Times, and he has a confrontation with her. After this argument he quits in disgust and leaves, but doesn't tell anyone. However some chaos boi who has a stupid name overheard, and he goes and tells all the Brettonians, causing the entire faction to abandon the war in disgust. On their way home they see the goddess injured, seeking help to prevent that chaos boi from invading and conquering the pocket realm I mentioned above, and the Brettonians just spit on her and tell her to go die, and she's left there until the chaos forces find her and tear her apart.The whole thing is karma.
>>62932543>End TimesNot canon.
>>62928419Did anyone ever select anyone else than Kitsune to be their "elusive love interest"? Granted, the appeal of " touch fluffy tail" is immense and kitsunes are known for elusiveness by default, but has anyone ever actually gone for an alternative?
>>62932543This little tidbit makes me love Chaos almost as much as the undead. Nagash is still the best though.
>>62932589It's canon, anon. You gotta deal with it.
>>62932616I actually chose the Goze. The Yakuza kept butting into any meeting and/or conversation I tried to have with her with a knife fight.
>>62932668Me fucking your mother is canon.I refuse to accept "space marines 2.0" as anything other than add ons to my 40k armies.
gibe waifu oc
>>62932983>gibe waifu ocWhen you make it
>>62932881It is canon. You can hate it, choose to not accept it, but it is canon by official source.But that's fine if you don't accept them. I refuse to ever acknowledge the existence of the primaris in anything I do myself.
>>62932543The whole thing is hilariously pointless and just further emphasizes how irrelevant brettonia isThe end of the setting, everyone is getting shit done and finishing up plot lines, and the Bret's just do the same as they always do
>>62933025I made 5 already, it's your turn now!
>>62933182>I made 5 already, it's your turn now!So? You are 5 CYOAs short. I made 10 Waifu CYOAs, 12 if you count My School Bully and Enslaved as Waifu CYOAs.
>>62931606Reverse Trap Zynthia is the only acceptable Zynthia
>>62933262>I made 10 waifu cyoasYeah, but how many of them are actually good?
>>62933262Why did you delete your oc?
>>62919487if i double in weight everi night so more or less 12 hours will it persist after i inevitably die so my corpse becomes a supermasive black hole that will swallow the universe?
>>62933399Or you could just keep chopping yourself and use the fat as fuel
>>62933328>Yeah, but how many of them are actually good?All of them, pic related>>62933394>Why did you delete your oc?I did not delete it, some janitor did.
>>62919647puke for all eternity thus my corpse will keep puking slowly but surely allowing my corpse to fuel a very slow but unstoppable process of destroying the universe if the heath death wont get it first that is
>>62933491Now i have no idea why the fuck someone would fantasize about a person like me. or most of 4chan browsers for that matter. Do you like rude bastards?Do you like people who seem to have nothing better to do on a conversational site than shitpost?Do you like people who have autism, either literal or simply acting like it?or better question, what is wrong with her since her answers to the above are "yes"?
>>62933262 (are) (a) (faggot)
>>62933707I figure that it's the reverse of how all the anime characters look cute or attractive. Or the very least not hideous unless you've been told they are, or been drawn specifically hideous.And the same way how people who would be unbearable irl, have fans. Because they aren't assholes, they are "tsundere" and they are not inept, just somethingsomething-dere.
Are there any good OC currently in the works?
>>62920326can we trade tok for this one pls
>>62933810willful delusions?Tok are you quite sure that this girl should have a wish granted? it seems rather harmful
>>62926056tok is best author NOW FEED MY ME FOR I HUNGER FOR OC WAIFUS BE THEY PURE BE THEY WHORES THEY ALL GET THE PHALUS and before you ask,yes anon even the purest most innocent lolli and cutest trap are on the my list so lock your doors and keep your waifu close or i will
>>62933977Retard, some are gods.Can't beat omnipotence
>>62933857Well, two dysfunctional human beings can't do worse together, than two lonely AND dysfunctional human beings on their own, right?
>>62934022...She may grow out of it. for most us, it is too late.Also how many people here would be more than willing to exploit her affections for personal gain?
>>62934022They're not just dysfunctional enough to husbando a channer, they're teleported into your reality and have nobody in their lives besides you. I doubt any of these girls are tormented enough that they want to leave behind the world they know to come live with you. So now you have to shelter, feed, clothe, and entertain a dysfunctional kid who's all over you like a fly on shit. This is more like a nightmare than a pleasant daydream.
>>62932690Huh. Actually nice to hear someone chose a different path. Thanks for sharing that.
>>62934081>they're teleported into your reality and have nobody in their lives besides youWait a minute how i am supposed to turn penelope bullies into mincemeat if she gets warped here?
>>62934436If you read the spergpost at the beginning (difficult, I know), it says:>I will let you pick one girl and then I will spirit her away from her reality and bring here here, to you.I agree, it's a really poorly thought out CYOA.
Fresh bread, baked daily:>>62934949>>62934949>>62934949
>>62934959Is it gluten free?
>>62935084It's halal-free, kosher-free, onions-free, gluten-free, vitamin-free, and smells like eggs.
>>62930533>Eldritch BeastWhen I was young I ran away to the circus. Seeing some of the things I was expected to "tame" send me right back. Unfortunately they followed.>Dug Too DeepIn retrospect I was asking for trouble. As a strongman I relished besting the most freakish opponents and was all too eager to join a troupe boasting a chap with four arms among other oddities.>Local Asylum, Lynch MobDoctors only ever prod wounds that have long since healed and the locals are far less welcoming once they realise I won't be moving on. I've avoided them before and will do so again.>Remote FarmhouseI've always loved the great outdoors and as often as not sleep beneath the stars in surrounding fields.>Monster HuntersCome to think of it so did my forefathers. Their bizarrely mangled forms were almost as interesting as the warped beasts that caused them.
>>62935359>Smooth Talking, Athletics, Close Combat, First Aid, Coping, DIY, LeadershipI'm showman first and foremost even if I have to set the stage before and bones after.>WardsI'm told that my scars are repellent, whatever follows me agrees.>Muscle Memory, Danger Sense, DecisiveAlways was one for diving in and letting things sort themselves out. I seem to have gained the knack for it.>Old WoundsI whipped the blighter good and hard to keep it at bay. The hide is too thick to hurt now but the beast winces as I rip the air.>Box of DynamiteI was good friends with a human cannonball before the Accident. Still have a selection of explosives we'd set off for fun.>Deep Sea Fungus, Ebony Heart, MeteoriteI grabbed these from the band's cabinet of curiosities on the way out. With the might of the first two I'm beating the meteorite into a suitable weapon. I believe the result still qualifies as cold iron and the blood shed in the process can't hurt (figuratively).>Psychosis, AddictionI always did live for the roar of the crowd. Alone I feel empty and when I do hear them they jeer.>Sir Henry Bassington: the Irish Wolfhound, Olga: the Cat LadyA lovely pair, I do so love animals when they aren't trying to eat me.>Taste for Blood, Further Complications (Secret Cult), Grudge (Shelly: The Cryptozoologist), Sold a Lemon, Haunted, Dark CloudsConservationists sniff at my hunting expeditions and my tents are sturdier than my house. The Beast has my scent and in my dreams it stalks ever nearer. It expects me to run myself to exhaustion and keel over with a whimper. I will seize it's throat, devour it from inside and have it choke on my blood. Whatever it takes.>A FrontierAfter all it's been done before and when what hides in shadows comes back it will have to done again.
>>62916609Bright (I'm in it for the fun after all!)Guild (Branches, Privileges)Eastern StatesGrand Hall, Camaraderie, Rooms, Training Ground, Duelling Rooms, Thermal BathsA New RecruitThe aptly named Friends of Peril (often simply The Friends) is the collective name for the several adventuring societies (such as The Dragons, Order of the Raven and the Key, etc) spread across the world. Bound together by their shared love of adventure and tumultuous relation to the city guards, a member can find himself welcomed with open arms in any region. After a night of revelry more fearsome than any Ogre or Lich I've found myself officially accepted by a branch in the Eastern States, but who knows... in a few years I might be dodging darts in the Southern Jungles, or battle the strange yokai beyond the seas?
>>62929137There's nothing wrong with including rolling in your CYOA, as long as anons can ignore it without any detriment.
New thread that doesn't make me cringe my eyes out when?