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>Brutus' Drive
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>DriveAnon's Drive
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>Jumpchain IRC Chat
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>Rules
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>How to Jumpchain
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>Last Thread
>>92350368
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>>92360210
Any good dance related perks or jumps?
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>>92360210
FurherAgumon was form a JP only game as far as I know it
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Made a couple minor tweaks to clean things up, but this should be complete and ready for upload to the drive unless I've missed something egregious.
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>>92360226
Elite Beat Agents and Crypt of the Necrodancer
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>>92360090
Not even VR Half Life?
>>92360100
He wanted to genocide non agumon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
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>>92360226
be a dancing jedi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qH2IaSjEU
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What's a good ninja jump to combine with a cyberpunk jump (Either Generic Cyberpunk or 9Anons Neon Dreams of Organic Toys in its supplement mode) to make something analogous to Ninja Slayer?
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>>92360257
It seems complete to me. I'll admit I never played the game, so maybe I also missed something.
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>>92360226
As always, Exalted Infernals is suprisingly good for this.
Even has a dance scenario.
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>>92360289
Ninja Assassin?
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>>92360289
Taimanin
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>>92360289
Ninja Gaiden &/or Dead or Alive.
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>exalted dwarfs
>still no warhammer dwarfs jump
:(
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>>92360333
>I'm angry :(
>Let's do something about it
>NO! It is against TRADITION!
>I'm sad now :(
>Should we do something about it?
>NO! It is against TRADITION!
Nobody is going to make one because that's all dwarf lore is, aside from the War of the Beard which took a dwarf literally getting shaved publicly and provoked a war that left the dwarfs utterly crippled as a race. That and a human helping out a dwarf one time, which made the dwarfs so grateful they made a couple fancy swords for them and chose the humans as their new species-wide BFF because the humans proceeded to be too unmotivated to commit any war crimes against them
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>>92360332
>Dead or Alive
Take the extreme beach volleyball drawback and make it extreme beach cyberpunk for a decade.
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What are your guys most unpopular opinions?
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>>92360363
Blade jumps are mediocre
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>>92360363
The Uchiha clan deserved genocide.
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>>92360363
I like several reddit jumps.
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>>92360354
Fuck off knife ear.
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How's everyone doing today? I'm wet as hell cuz I've been out in the rain for like an hour.
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>>92360354
I still hold out hope we might get a Chaos Dwarfs jump someday. I can#t be the only one who wants a daemonsmith origin.
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>>92360363
That waifus do not really love you. They are just after your money and immortality.
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>>92360408
You're not but FU is a cunt and shard doesn't care much about dwarfs of any variety. The one hope of it happening was the total war DLC sparking something and it didn't so rip.
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>>92360416
It really is astonishing to me how Total War 3 shitting the bed just killed the entire TWW community. Even the porn has dried up.

The fucking PORN
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>>92360392
>I'm wet as hell
Nice.
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>>92360284
Friendly reminder that ravesabers are just as deadly as lightsabers thanks to two dance battles still featuring instances where they cut clean through flesh.
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>>92360289
Mark of the Ninja? The setting is actually a cyberpunk one.
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>>92360392
I'm so fucking ass mad, bought the wrong dlc for a game because of dumb ass naming conventions and I can't get a refund. Otherwise i'm fine, glad to hear your wet though.
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>>92360420
On the plus side, if Sega/CA don't go under TW40k is already being talked about internally.
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>>92350610
jump 50 is QQ so we go to

JUMP #0051: Generic Western
+1000
Location: Generic Wild West
Age: rolled 8 +20 = 28
Gender: Male
Origin: Drop In
Perks:
>Dressed to Kill (50)
>The Drifter (100)
>Magnificent Jumper (200)
>Hooker With A Heart of Gold (200)
>Cool Headed (200)
Items:
>Poncho (50)
>Silver Bullets (100)
>The Tennessee Stud (200)
>Longarm (100)
Drawbacks:
>A Cowboy Rides Alone (+200)
Total: 1200/1200

Commentary: After the last two jumps, Jumper can appreciate a slower, more down to earth decade. Engaging in a bit of easy bounty hunting and riding my steed Zephyr into the sunset sounds like a good way to clear one's head.
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My enemies look on, conflicted, as my super soldiers defeat their armies and raise their land in their bunny girl uniforms.
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I need some edgy looking swords. Care to share?
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>>92360392
I'm at work, doing some beekeeping
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>>92360392
I randomly remembered No Man's Sky's living ships a couple hours back, so now I'm reading up on the game and watching a playthrough, while also making a build for Helldivers because my mommy issues/fetish likes idea of making my Living Ship be able to make clone bodies for me.
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>>92360458
Raze is for burning
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>>92360392
Brain dead due to shifts in sleep schedule, working on my chain while watching the 3rd season of The Orville.
I've reconfigured my starting jump order to focus on lewd utilities and setting adjusters before moving on to other concerns. Presently on Casual Sex World as my third jump, trying to decide what to do with the free companion.

>>92360458
*raze. Also, good taste.
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>>92360461
Can I interest you in an axe instead?
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>>92360479
>>92360487
raze?
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>>92360461
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>>92360479
>>92360487
Autocorrect.
>>92360502
Destroy shit.
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>>92360487
>lewd utilities and setting adjusters
So you turn every jump into the hentai version?
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>>92360502
>transitive verb
>To level to the ground; demolish. synonym: destroy.
>To scrape or shave off.
>To erase.

>>92360513
More or less, yeah, also to make sex closer to the virgin fantasy than the reality.
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>>92360363
JJK manages to be more idiotic setting than Naruto
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>>92360541
>More or less, yeah, also to make sex closer to the virgin fantasy than the reality.
What do you use for that?
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>>92360541
I guess this place has made it so that when I see an unfamiliar word, I assume it must be the name of a waifu.
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>>92360501
Not edgy or cool or mysterious or POWERFUL enough.
But holy fucking bones.
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>>92360363
I hate fiction dwarves with a passion, not lover of elves but fuck me i am tired of these chucklefucks and their "fandom"'s constant shilling of them.
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>>92360541
>make sex closer to the virgin fantasy than the reality.
I imagine that when I do have sex, everyone involved will be quite disappointed. But then, is it really disappointment at that point?
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>>92360410
Honestly i find that sort of relationship way more soothing than one based on love, i'm weird with people "loving" me but someone sticking around me because there is an advantage for them doing so makes way more sense to me so long as i get stuff from them as well.
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>>92360541
Any plans for any other jumps based on /trash/ anthro writefaggin'? If so might I suggest the works of Blammer as some good stuff.
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>>92360363
The majority of jumps that people from all communities make are good and people like to shit on them because they enjoy the negativity.
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>>92360582
Not to mention that Dwarves have way less variety, at least people try something different with elves. Dwarves are pretty much the same in almost every setting.
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That's a grudgin.
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>>92360461
Go look up Maliketh's sword.
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>>92360461
O=||=====>
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>>92360363
Feet are a underrated fetish
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>>92360564
>Hello Nurse!(Mind Control University)
>Mr. Clean(Doujinshi High School)
>Casual Pregnancy(Casual Sex World)
>Future Fantasies[Mating Season](Casual Sex World)
>Porn Physics(Generic Hentai World)
>Going Commando(Generic Hentai World)
>Sexual Demographics(The Works of Aomizuan)
Plus most the general and human perks from Neon Dreams.

>>92360599
Nah, I feel like Neon Dreams turned out to be a good enough vehicle to get the /collared/ stuff I wanted into a jumpchain format.
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>>92360688
>Nah, I feel like Neon Dreams turned out to be a good enough vehicle to get the /collared/ stuff I wanted into a jumpchain format.
Fair enough, it was a good jump, especially for that.
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>>92360363
I think floating discounts are stupid and shouldn't be a thing. I don't know if that's unpopular or not, it's the only potentially controversial opinion I could think of.
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>>92360700
Why?
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>>92360688
Nice.
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>>92360392
Losing my mind trying to find out what services are still connected to the old addresses & what not. I don’t know if I should work on my jump or chain right now. I need something to watch that fills the hole Bravern & Gushing Over Magical Girls left now that they’re over.
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>>92360363
I'm 100% pro clock tower whenever i jump nasuverse, straight up "jumping zero to save kayneth" or "spending my decade solely on the clocktower" level of simp. I love these arrogant fucks, they are my people.
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>>92360644
It's not edgy, it's just ugly.
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>>92360735
It bugs my autism. I like structure, so having it just be 'here are some discounts you can use wherever, have fun' bugs me.
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Does jumper ever turn outspoken feminists into men just to teach them a lesson?
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>#19 - Yuragi-sō no Yūna-san
>Drawbacks: A Star Fades Away, Handicap: Refusing to fight with my right arm [1100]
>Age: 16
>Starting Location:
>Background options: Student, Succubus [1000]
Heiress [Freebie]
Soft Ghosts [Freebie]
Spirit Power [Freebie]
Illusion [Freebie]
Canon: Yunohana Yūna [950]
Canon: Hiōgi Karura [900]
Shogun [500]
Spirit Armor [300]
So Many Things That I Want To Do [Freebie]
Befriending The Unknown [Freebie]
Yatahagane's Successor [0]
Ex-Demon Sister [Freebie, Discounted]: Student, Succubus, Soft Ghosts, Spirit Power, Basic Demon Slaying Techniques, Many Things That I Want To Do, Befriending The Unknown, Girl Power Monster, Yatahagane's Successor, Heiress, Hot Springs Inn, Transcendental
Loyal Retainer [Freebie, via ‘Shogun’]: Student, Tengu, Teleportation Technique, Soft Ghosts, Spirit Power, So Many Things That I Want To Do, Befriending The Unknown, Godspeed, I Was Once Possessed By A Spirit, Heiress
Ghostly Pen Pal [Freebie, via ‘Shogun’]: Student, Earth-bound spirit, Soft Ghosts, Spirit Power, Poltergeist, So Many Things That I Want To Do, Befriending The Unknown, Heiress, Great Founder

Besides the whole protag replacement, I'm aiming for the birb alternate timeline where aliens starting invading Earth and the MC needed to punch them out of the planet. Seemed like a fun time.
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>>92360777
Fair enough. No point arguing taste.
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>>92360631
And in the Completionist dwarves were turned into dude bros while elves became Boston cultivator knock offs
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>>92360743
I respect you, even if everything about the clock tower disgusts me to the point where I can’t help but sabotage their goals at nearly every opportunity.
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>>92360363
Ever jumper should have at least one flying ability, or at least something that lets them fly.
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Besides making an oc are their any companion-able waifus who are canonically a nerdy, weeb, furry, gamer girl with wild messy hair? Talking about if a neet was a cute waifu. Any suggestions don't need to hit all the above wants but some to most would be preferable.
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>>92360847
Jade from Homestuck. She's a trash waifu though
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>>92360793
>Succubus
Stupid sexy anon. Stop seducing me.
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>>92360363
I dunno. Social anxiety keeps me from presenting most of my real opinions for fear of rejection. Hard to say which ones are unpopular with that kind of mindset. Maybe that it's better to be weak than strong in a chain? The more difficult it is to do what you want, the more interesting the methods you'll come up with to achieve your goal, and the more valuable and memorable the experience. You can't realistically do everything you might want when you're weak but you'll engage more with the setting that way. When you're strong you start to dye every world in your colors and turning the chain into more of a homogeneous experience. The general power levels I design Jumps around also seem controversial at least.
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>>92360678
I can't say that I like feet like that, but I've had a lot of fun taking advantage of It's All In The Artwork to mess with other people.

... My favourite is combining it with You Like Lolis from World of Lolis, to make people obsessed with your loli feet specifically
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>>92360363
Jumpchain related or real life shit?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>92360392
Doin' well enough. What I'm doing depends on what I roll in this post. We have a Mage on the run from the OWoD, which Tradition did our lucky Jumper come from?

>1. Akashic Brotherhood
>2. Celestial Chorus
>3. Cult of Ecstasy
>4. Dreamspeakers
>5. Euthanatoi
>6. Order of Hermes
>7. Sons of Ether
>8. Verbena
>9. Virtual Adepts
>10. Make a table for the Crafts and roll again
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>>92360868
What do you think about MGQ's Succubitches?
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Working on a jump for Singularity. Unsure if the TMD should be handled.

For context, the Time Manipulation Device (TMD) does exactly what it says. It can fuck with time in a variety of ways. From aging and de-aging objects and people to passing-through preexisting rifts in spacetime to time travel and several other upgrades. For the most parts, he's limited to affecting other beings or objects, and there seems to be a size limit, so it's not like he can just ctrl-z anything bad that happens. Also, the justification for why it only works on some objects (and therefore can't instantly trivialize every puzzle) is because only some objects have enough E99 (sci-fi super mineral) to be affected. I have no clue how that's going to work post-jump. The multiplayer mode provides precedent to multiple TMDs existing (if only in a meta sense, since I don't think it has any kind of story). The multiplayer is a bunch of human soldiers with TMDs against mutants with all kinds of biological attacks. This is balanced by the multiplayer soldiers only having one or two time powers compared to the single player protagonist who can bend spacetime over a table under the right circumstances.

I'm not sure whether it should be free because it's the only time machine in a game about time travel, or paid since it's a central plot point of the single player story that the player has the only one and it's an absurdly OP weapon no matter how you look at it. Also if it should be barred from mutants, since that would be weird on several levels, but risks almost guaranteeing that nobody would ever take the mutant origin. Maybe I could offset it by offering Mutants a discount on E99, the crazy radioactive super mineral that all this sci-fi bullshit and mutations come from. Anyway, those are my current thoughts. Wanted to check if anyone else had any ideas on how it should be handled.
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>>92360868
>Jumper is actually a male succubus
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>>92360929
Make it free for the jump but with a condition to keep, either an expensive payment or completing a difficult scenario
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>>92360678
I don't think "underrated" quite captures it. For some people, the mere existence of foot fetishists is a joke. Those who have that fetish are thereby encouraged to keep silent about it, because it's pretty much a guarantee that people will think less of them or at least mock them for it.
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>>92360954
Interestingly enough Succubus and Incubus don't relate to gender of the demons from what I remember, it related to whether they were a top or a bottom.
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>>92360929
Holy hell i just got a flashbang of memories, god i loved this game when it came out.
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What are some reality warping powers I can pick up in some jump that's not high level scifi or high fantasy? Basically I can turn imagination into reality, but in some way like city level at utmost. Still enough to fuck around and have fun. for example a school running a train on jumper (she mind controlled them) and then erasing the event. Doesn't need to be timeline reshaping. Just so that she can get away with it. I'd say memory manipulation but once it's on the Internet it becomes a planetary issue. Are there some jumps where one could pick up something like that? Some other uses should be teleportation, shapeshifting and some matter manipulation and and maybe generation and deletion. Everything I know is either "you are God" or is some setting where most are gods already.
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>>92360985
This image reminds me of a stuck in the wall prostitution hentai. It's literally a one to one of one of the characters, just colored.
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>>92360879
>When you're strong you start to dye every world in your colors and turning the chain into more of a homogeneous experience.
Ultimately that’s a matter of what your chain is like. If you want to travel around and work with the settings you visit you’ll engage with them even when you’re strong.
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>>92360985
Master PC
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>>92360644
Small question about Naruto if you don't mind.

You think Math would be a valid focus for Hobbycraft if I want to go the Mental enhancemnet techniques route like an Atlas Alchemist? As in enhancing your speed of thought, splitting your focus for enhanced multi-tasking and generally using calculations for stuff like aiming and predicting the behaviour of others. With stuff like how much you can speed your mind up, or how often you can split it, depending on the level of experience.

Or is that the kind of thing that would need several purchases of signature technique?
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>>92360985
Projection from Charmed is my go-to for that

Living Nightmare from Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash is limited ranged reality warping too
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>>92360965
Yeah we had a data leak in our office a couple years ago that lead to a whole bunch of private sms being leaked and spread around.

One guy i knew had an unironic feet fetish that got exposed and somehow someway in all the degeneracy the got made into gossip people latched onto this dude as the one to mock. Literal cheaters would call him disgusting for it i could not believe it.
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>>92360678
Maybe this is my unpopular opinion but I think feet are an overrated fetish. Feet feels like the kink that gets talked about by everyone who has it because it's more benign than basically everything else. You'll see random celebrities go "Oh yeah I like feet" but you're never going to hear one go "Oh yeah actually I have this huge thing for Sonic characters. My favorite is Rouge but mostly when people give her massive tits." Feet gets a lot of shit from everyone who doesn't like the specific fetish but they're still safe and sanitary and socially acceptable compared to most every other fetish. It's similar to how it's socially acceptable to be a sub with comments like "I want her to step on me" or "I want her to sit on my face" but if you say "I want to break her in half" then it's creepy and weird. Like I get why it is that way, but the point stands that foot fetishes are basic.
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>>92360985
Projection from Charmed?
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>>92360967
They do and don't. It ain't top or bottom because technically they were always "tops" since they were doing it to sleeping people. But many thought that as spiritual creatures they didn't actually had asex, so they tunred into females to get semen from en, corrupted that with demon magic and them turmed into dudes to get girls demon pregnant.
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>#20 - World Seed
>Drawbacks: Friend of all things Fluffy, Unbelievably Obnoxious, Berserk Button: Worms, Space Travel Woes, A World of leftovers [2400]
>Age: 19
>Starting Location: Japan
>Background options: Drop-In, Woodland Elf, Druid
Generic Drop-In perk [Freebie]
Slice of Life [Freebie]
Ability Creator [2000]
Mana Affinity [1700]
The Best of Both Worlds [1400]
The System [Freebie]
Freebies: Starting Magic Schools: Technomancy and Origin / Affinities: Time and Luck [Freebie]
What’s in a Soul?+ [1200]
The End of a Chapter [1100]
Personal Dimension [700]: Functions as Druid Grove in terms of growing (cultivating it makes it grow, with no limit) or spending mana and other valuable resources to expand it.
Companion Bracelet [Freebie]
The Companionship of a Companion [Freebie]: Magic, Deus Ex, Craftsman, Ordinary Expertise, The Rune is Mightier than the Sword, Enchanting, Magitech Master, Wizard of Wisdom, The System, Freebies: Starting Magic Schools: Technomancy and Origin / Affinities: Fire and Water, What’s in a Soul?, Seed Storage, Seed Capsule, Future Data
Seed Storage [Freebie]
Seed Capsule [Freebie]
Is it possible to learn this power? Not from the protagonist. [600]
Gold Market [Freebie, discounted]
Systematic Potential Actualization [0]

Using my superior nipponesse magic folded a million times, I can superpose and project my inner world over the real universe. In it, I can grow my Devil Tiger mythos at an accelerate rate, until I undergo apotheosis and hatch from an egg that's my soul.

This probably also involves harvesting the real universe.
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>>92360985
How about being a Trickster in Charmed? It lets you make custom minions and conjure shit
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>>92360954
You are so biboo tax
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>>92360985
First off, not even gonna ask why you're having a school running your train on your jumper, because mine did the exact same thing after I thouht it was a good idea to take a drawback that made you really horny.
Second, I think SCP's reality warping could put you around that level? That entire incident sounds like something that would happen in a tale.
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>>92360929
Keep the fuel/energy limits? Retain targeting restriction but provide a method to work around it?

>>92360985
Type Green, from stupid_dog's SCP Foundation. It's restricted by your focus and perception.
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>>92361019
Monogamy is cool and my wife says succubi get the rope
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>>92361032
>Woah dude you are a solid 4/10
Heck of a pickup line
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>>92360998
That's a fair take.

>>92361004
Generally if you want an entire branch of techniques it's better to mix hobbycraft or signature technique with a clan purchase. For those specific purposes you mentioned I think you'd probably prefer signature technique and coming up with something relating to yin release as the basis for your clan's techniques similar to the Nara or Yamanaka.
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>>92361065
>Monogamy is cool
There's something wrong with Ric, somebody turn him off and then back on again.
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>>92361017
The double standard around male doms and subs is just a continuation of the general trend in society to try and make men passive. Male dominance, agression, and exceptionalism are demonized because it's socially unacceptable forca man to be above a woman in any context even if both would prefer it that way. There is however no societal stigma against women being above men, in fact they prefer it that way. Which is why even though male dom is the most common and vanilla fetish there is for both men and women you can't just acknowledge that. It goes against the narrative, and going against the narrative gets you ostracized as a misogynist.
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>>92361065
That's based.
Is your wife a cleverly disguised Ilias?
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>>92361102
He got mindbroken by the dice like 5 threads ago.
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>>92360928
You can't turn a whore into a housewife.
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>>92361065
Monogamy is cool. It's really cool. But when the hell did you become sufficiently intelligent to understand that?
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I wanna jump Marvel, but fuckin hate everyone there outside of Spider Man and the Spider Men, so I'm just going there to steal some shit.
Aside from the Infinity Stones, what are some neat artifacts you can get from the place?
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>>92361110
And yet, female sub porn sells like fucking hot cakes to women.
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>>92360985
Doesn't the legend of zelda cultivation jump allow you to create things from your imagination?
Try that.
Or Bleach with the visionary.
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>92360912
Well okay then. Most Crafts in the Disparate Alliance are regional, and likely won't be found in Boston. Some, however, would be fairly easy to find there.

>1. Hollow Ones
>2. Sisters of Hippolyta
>3. Solificati
>4. Yer an Orphan, Harry
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>>92361019
Meaningless sex gets boring quickly. A good relationship lasts and grows stronger with time.
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>>92361133
I really like the serum that turns you into a lizard.
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>>92361102
Ilias is probably posting from his computer, just act as if everything was normal.


>>92361123
Funnily enough, she actually boast about her housewife skills.
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>>92361133
Magneto's anti-brain fuckery helmet and that divine gem that gives Juggernaut his powers.
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>>92361032
No jumper can match Clark at the game of seduction
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>>92361133
Xavier's wheelchair, all of them.
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>>92361134
People are hypocrites yes. They'll indulge in private then act appropriately in public.
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>>92361032
Now you are wasting images with unreadable shit. Great.
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>>92361111
No, kuesu is just very racist
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>>92361133
If you like swords Marvel magic lets you get a version of Gor's the Godslayer badle that's pretty good.
>>92361166
I read it well enough on pc, are you on phone?
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>>92360965
There's just something inherently repellant about foot fetishism. It by no means makes sense, it's simply a natural part of the human body like all the socially acceptable parts to like, but it's somehow just a really off-putting interest that immediately colors the person who has it as some nasty little goblin.
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>>92361149
Is this related to that guy who turns people into dinosaurs, or what?
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>>92361056
>Restricted
>After the Time Pervert
>>92360985
Besides the ones in SCP and Charmed, you have Comedian in Jujutsu Kaisen, you can warp reality as long as you think the result will be funny. The same goes with the Mask/Loki's powers from The Mask jump.
Devils in Dorohedoro are also pretty small scale reality warpers, and you could retcon events if you pick up time magic.
The Magicians also has gods who are reality warpers who can do what you want. It has many gods, but overall the power-levels are no that high.
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>>92361177
How do you mean?
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>>92361185
No, it's how a Spider-Man villain gets his power. He uses a lizard serum that regrows his arm but turns him into a lizard man.
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>>92361133
Steal the Sentry's serum. Also get a good supply of adamantium and vibranium.
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>>92361167
Is the only expy of you the one in Re; Jumpers or is there another one?
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>>92361185
The lizard from spiderman.
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>>92361175
I mean most bodyparts that get fetishized are either sexual characteristics, or are related to their health and or grooming. And health and grooming make sense as characteristics by which to judge a perspective mate. Like if you fetishize legs or thighs that can trace back to how fit they are. And hair or skin can be related to how well they take care of themselves. Tummy can go back to fitness again. But feet? Feet don't really connect to anything.
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>>92361133
Go to the 90s Spiderman and XMen universe. It is the best version. Though, Black Cat is still a bitch for dumping Peter, running off to Europe with Blade, then coming back to get pissed that Peter got married.
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>>92360226
Cultist simulator has one that gives a good foundation for song and dance while retaining your figure. Also something for refining your skills to perfection.

Lord of Light has divine skill and aspect where dance is just as valid as anything else.

UQ Holder has one called Put On A Show Darling which works generally for all artistic displays. You can also provide your own special effects if you want to go full musical.

Idolmaster also seems like a place with dancing involved.
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>>92360997
Jumpa basically just looks like a neet Fmc of a doujin.
>>92361003
I know that's just an supplement but wtf that's basically perfect. Especially since she doesn't use the powers herself but through an program. Fits her even more.
>>92361011
>>92361027
Projection also sounds really good
>>92361056
>>92361046
>>92361046
That one sounds good especially since it's "like a muscle" but it doesn't really state how strong it is... And from what a few type greens are like i think that might be too much power... Hold up did you make master PC?
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>>92361206
Bro talks mad shit for a dude who only gets his ass whupped.
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>>92361166
>Just casually reveals that he doesn't know that mobile sizes are reduced
Newfag
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>>92361222
The jump, yes.
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>>92360363
Competitive jumper breeding should not require benefactor regulation and oversight.
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>>92361219
It's stupid bitch behavior but it's 100% in character. Balck Cat is hot enough to fuck a few times, but the bitch is too strong on that one.
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>>92361222
>neet Fmc of a doujin.
Do you have any recs for character that look like that or any other images of your jumper? I'm asking for this anon >>92360847
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>>92361222
The jumpdoc btw. The perfect way to ruin peoples lives by toying with them through reality warping
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>>92360226
Go to dance competitions or whatever place with lots of good dancers.
Profit.
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>>92361149
Based. Mammals get the rope.
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>>92361218
Liking feet is, completely sincerely, the result of your brain being wired wrong. It misidentifies them as genitals due to some weird thing about how brain regions are mapped and how close they are there and makes you aroused. But, really, I think it's such a reviled kink because most foot content is just plain gross. Hyperfocus makes anything feel gross or at least very silly, but all the closeups on excessive wrinkles on the sole and shit are just way too much for everybody else.
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>>92361224
Almost every powerful villain loses to the plot before they lose to the hero.
Spiderman gets folded by the lizard physically and has weaker regeneration and is less physically durable.
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>>92361222
Every time you post my mind immediately goes to this
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>>92360912
>pic
Reminder that Amelia Bedelia is not magic.
Also, she can refuse orders if she wants to, she just doesn't because it's funnier that way.
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>>92361253
Not really, I use ai for that. But I guess you can use https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hair_over_eyes+black_hair+&z=5
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Can I get a list of perks relating to sharing powers and/or entering contracts/servitude via sharing blood?
>demon perks (SDS)
>Most Gracious Sire (OnS)
Payment in booba.
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>>92361299
>>92361218
>>92360965
The thing about feet content is that's inherently hilarious to those who aren't into it.
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>>92361328
Why is Pekora's mom so much hotter than her daughter?
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>>92361342
Milf.
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>>92361328
Bleach jump, "the power to share" in the quincy powers.
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Best generic superhero jump?
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>>92361391
Probably World of Lewd Superheroes, as I think that's the only actual generic superhero jump.
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>>92361391
As far as I'm concerned, all superhero jumps are generic
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>>92361391
Free Universe is more or less generic.

>>92361406
QQ also has an older generic lewd superheroes jump.
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How can an early-ish chain jumper in Trinity Wonder as a Gosu from the Murim world reliably defeat Ashheart without the whole potentially wiping a continent off the map problem?
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>>92361235
Can I ask you a few questions about the master PC program? If I would fully upgrade the body edit function, could I heal people? For example, let's just say you do some really crazy shit at school. Could I, after of course swiping the memories in order to make it seem like nothing crazy happened, change their bodies so everything is back to normal? For example, if somebody has bruise? Same question for ageing, because I don't want to fanwank too hard.
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>>92361454
Yep, healing people and altering their ages is completely possible with even the base level of the editor.
Here's the latest version of the document, since the one posted earlier is way behind.
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>>92361497
This version, assuming it's the same as the one on QQ, fixes most of the issues I've had with with the sole exception that it lacks any way to affect public records and such to match the changes.
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>>92360847
Squirrel Girl from Marvel.
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>>92360847
Isn't Rias basically all that too?
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After buying Idle Transfiguration, i have enough funds to take one more 600 cp cursed technique, which one do you recommend?
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>>92361025
>Personal Dimension [700]: Functions as Druid Grove in terms of growing (cultivating it makes it grow, with no limit) or spending mana and other valuable resources to expand it.
Why did you buy this? Druids can already make groves and your purchase seems to be little different from how a grove normally grows.
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>>92361605
Weeby? Yes. Furry? Not as far as I know.
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>>92361565
>with the sole exception that it lacks any way to affect public records and such to match the changes.
Master's Craft is there for a reason. If you have any issues with the restrictions I've placed on what's already an exceptionally powerful tool, just hit up a xianxia jump after your visit to Master PC. Or combine the jump with a xianxia jump.
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>>92361621
She's got wings, that's close enough
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>>92361633
Wings dont make something furry.
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>>92361133
The Freedom Ring. It used to belong to a hero by the same name, and the first openly gay marvel hero, but then they killed him off almost immediately after his debut. The Freedom Ring is a ring made from a piece of a cosmic cube and grants full reality warping power to its user but only limited to the ten feet directly around them.

This includes being able to use reality warping to just give yourself powers, make yourself effectively invincible, etc etc. Basically anything a cosmic cube can do it can do within a range of ten feet, which means you should be able to make an effect within ten feet that then propagates beyond ten feet if you're clever and know what you're doing. For obvious reasons the guy who originally had it was not very clever which was why he died. After his death the ring just sort of disappears from continuity, I think maybe some random skrull *might* have picked it up but as far as I'm aware they never did anything with it so it's basically just out there somewhere waiting for someone to pick it up and use it.

There's also Nova Helms which are basically Marvel versions of power rings (sort of), Norn Stones, a variety of super serums floating around.
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>>92361650
She a woman, so she's an animal?
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>>92361633
>>92361650
I actually thought the anon was asking for a girl who is into furries.
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>>92361497
Thank you very much for the jump. It's really perfect.
>>92361565
I guess with Global you can just edit people to delete all records. Because as far as I can see, the MPC can just control living beings.
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>>92361678
>I guess with Global you can just edit people to delete all records
Or just make it so they don't think about it. It isn't a serious problem.
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>>92361617
I like the druid grove, the perk version let's you ferry people and I think you don't get the whole 'you are basically omnipotent inside of it' in regular groves. That last one could be, I just skipped some of the last chapters to see where the series went after I got bored with the first arc.
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>>92361631
You could also set up an effect to target the people who have the authority to change the records that mind controls them to change your records from A to B and then forget they did that.
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>>92361605
Isn't Rias weeb stuff more like just liking Japanese culture stuff, rather than actually being nerdy?
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>>92361391
Was thread really going to suggest something not QQ when there aren't dedicated jumps for that here and the mere thought of SB or reddit existing in a non-negative capacity induces pants-shitting derangement?
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>>92361685
You can already ferry people with a normal druid grove in canon. During the evacuation from earth druids got priority seating if they had a grove because they could use their groves to transport more people. Also the way groves work is that they are made up entirely of your mana giving you effective control over everything inside of them. That's why if you get to a universal grove (first, at lest) you ascend and become a god because you have already effectively become a god over your own internal universe / grove. It's how the protag qualified to ascend in canon at the end of the story.
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>>92361693
Yeah she's a nihon experience type weeb, rather than an anime watcher.
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>>92360954
sauce plz.
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>>92361658
Shit like this always triggers my autism.
Like Dio's Over Heaven bullshit. You have "reality control" and can do anything, but can't remove the limits on your power?
What bullshit.
nta
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>>92361698
NTA but by ferry people he means between jumps. Which wouldn't normally be allowed unless the jump says or you houserule.
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>>92361698
I meant inter-jump ferrying. You know, the thing that it's usually not possible.
>>92361701
See >>92360793
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>>92361607
Personally I'd recommend taking Barrier Master so that you can start with a 200 meter Domain Expansion and really Flesh up the place. If you're really set on a technique I'd put my vote in for Boogie Woogie since you'd be able to switch with any Transfigured souls or objects to get closer to someone. I'd Say Ten Shadows for the 600 point options though, both using the summons as a distraction, hiding in the shadows of said summons or using your own shadow as a dumping ground for the Transfigured.
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>>92361703
In fairness it's not limits on a person's powers, it's limits on the fact that the ring is only partially a cosmic cube and not a full cosmic cube. It can do everything a cube normally can but its range limit is much smaller because it's only a tiny piece of a proper cube. That said there's probably nothing stopping someone using the Freedom Ring to repair the ring such that it actually becomes a fully formed cosmic cube again but its one canon owner we know anything about was very dumb and extremely uncreative with its use which is, again, why he died almost immediately.
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Oblivion takes me, so I won't be around to respond for a few hours.
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>>92361710
>I meant inter-jump ferrying. You know, the thing that it's usually not possible
nta but I just fanwank that if a person is in the warehouse at the end of a jump they come along whether they like it or not. Companions are people that get CP which is different from just being a person that ends up hitching a ride.
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>>92361703
I fucking hate when they give characters reality warping powers, but realize that would break the story instantly, so they have to make them ridiculously stupid, or the writers are too stupid to think about it in regards to said powers.
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>>92361607
>One more cursed technique
For 600 CP there isn't really much that you can get that would complement it. I would go for perks.
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>>92361704
>>92361710
Pretty sure Anon303 said that if someone was in your Personal Dimension when the jump ended they couldn’t come out until the chain ended, so you’d have to fanwank either way.
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>>92361745
>nta but I just fanwank
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>>92361733
Go to jojo part 4 and tell Josuke to fix your "family" ring to its original shape.
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>>92361770
That's why I have magecraft. I can do silly stuff like saying that I'm always inside of my Pocket Dimension and thus the area around me always counts as that. Or just shove the entire world inside of it, I'm pretty sure there will be plenty of space.
It's still an improvement from my previous method of just killing people and putting their souls inside my box.
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>>92361813
I shove worlds I like into my xianxia dimension, it’s actually a fairly safe place.
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>>92361102
The dice literally beat monogamy into his skull.
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Please direct me to eldritch options k thanks.
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>>92361964
Also, his wife beat him with a frying pan.
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>>92360879
It's Jumpchain not high school, nobody cares if your hot takes are shit
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What are some low level fantasy jumps where you can have the classic mage/rogue/warrior trio?
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>>92360289
mtg kamigawa neon?
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>>92361971
Lovecraft, dyn freaks, nobilis cult of the stars, mtg zendikar, cthulhu saves the world
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What perks would allow for a Jadeborn to turn into their original state?
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>>92361311
I mean, yes, but try telling that to the memeosphere.
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>>92362006
Zendikar didn't have much in the way of Eldrazi perks iirc.
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>>92361995
Do you mean the character dynamic or the skillsets? Because any group could feasibly have the mage/rogue/warrior trio should you categorize them as the educated individual that solves issues with their accumulated knowledge, the charming individual that solves problems with their street smarts and agility, and the strong individual that solves problems with athletic ability and combat prowess.
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>>92361995
Baldur's Gate. Dragon Age. Quest for Glory
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>>92362026
Drop in line perks.
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>>92361995
Conan the barbarian is a setting you could try.
Its not low fantasy tho.
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>>92362054
Being a jumper already makes you an eldrtich abomination that larps as someone that he isn't.
A "human" jumper is just a monster that wears human skin and is really into role playing as a human.
nta
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>>92362055
Eh, you can make a their a warrior or a weak wizard when compared to the other setting and all of the giant godly powers are away and never really comes to earth. he said low level not low fantasy
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>>92362061
I meant specifically the perks in the drop in line anon.
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Jumper isn't a haremfag, but they currently have two wives who seem to get along, I'd like to have a perk that ensures they always get along just in case.
None of that "head wife" bullshit or them committing atrocities that I've already committed ten of just to get my attention.
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>>92361744
For Master PC, can it be used to make people be able to enjoy doing the same thing without experiencing diminishing returns or becoming complacent doing that same thing? Can it be used to prevent addictions, or must you cure addictions after they are caused?
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Could we use Master PC in Deus Ex Human Revolution to remove Neuropozyne dependence and kill the Illuminati's berserk switch?
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>>92362007
Exalted Alchemicals.
>-On the Mountain Folk: If you have Multi-Faceted Exalted Demiurge, then your spark of the Autochthon’s power is enough. You can undo the Geas upon them and it lets you elevate Jadeborn to Artisan Caste by expending some of your essence.
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>>92360392
Working on my chains, working on Half-Century War. Putting together a civ that venerates Big Jumper G and the Godzi brothers/sisters
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>Most people want to use the Master PC to powergame or help people instead of using it for rape
Neat.
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What's Master PC, again?
When I search it up, I just get pics of gaming computers.
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>>92360392
Trying to deal with my car situation. Otherwise doing well.
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>>92362126
While the Artisan caste is the least diminished they are still diminished.
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Many thanks to the anon who told me to check FMAB for a perk for teaching supernatural stuff in future worlds. It's literally perfect, and even comes attached to an IP I like. Though I'm not sure what jumper will do there honestly.
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>>92362146
It's a porn plot device that a lot of people have written about.
Basically it's a computer program that can edit people's bodies and minds.
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>>92362146
An old mind control story from the early 00s if I remember the timeline right.
Started something of a trend and had plenty of copycat stories that used the same gimmick.
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>>92360929
My suggestion about the TMD: make it free for the right origin in jump, and pay cp to unlock individual powers post jump. Since you pay cp it works on anything post jump, regardless of E99 or actual origin chosen.
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>>92362161
It's a starting point, I have no idea how you fix them past the geas.
>>92362146
>>92362178
>mfw remember those Naruto Saimin fics
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>>92362161
from what i can best extrapolate, their pure form is basically artisan caste base, without the worker/warrior/artisan split. along with them potentially making their own charm-patterns akin to the caste patterns with a lot of effort.

So the enlightened are already like 90+% of the way there.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

Time to keep jumping with my monogamy chain.
>Kurenai
>Eiyuu Senki
>Mirai Nikki
>Oda Nobuna
>Apocalypse Alice
>Scot Pilgrim
Right after I call out Kuesu for killing everyone at Youkai Academy and she calls me a moron with more issues than a library for trying to make peace with the "trash"
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Does anyone have a bit of advice for jumping Light of Terra?
I mean besides taking the necron companion? (that's already locked in.)
I've never actually made a build for this before.

I pay in catgirl currency.
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>>92361069
>Generally if you want an entire branch of techniques it's better to mix hobbycraft or signature technique with a clan purchase
huh, I actually forgot about that, considering I am making a Sion expy thats even better to have it as a hiden.
>probably prefer signature technique and coming up with something relating to yin release as the basis for your clan's techniques similar to the Nara or Yamanaka
That was actually the idea for the hobbycraft/or signature purchase, basically focusing the yin chakra on the brain for improved performance, like how the Inuzuka focus their chakra(yang-chakra?) in their noses and body for increaesed sense of smell and power.
You think one signature technique purchase would be enough, or would it need more since it's closer to a set of related and complimentary techniqiues rather than just a single one?

Alternatively, do you think turning Endless calculation into a Hiden would work for that?
>Endless Calculation (400NP) - “There are outliers in this world, ninja that don’t seem human. Maybe it’s a side effect of chakra but some are just gifted in ways that don’t seem possible. Among them, a few have such considerable intellects as to be incalculable by mundane means. You are a certifiable genius, outpacing your contemporaries in almost all forms of testing.
>You think faster, more deeply, more creatively; processing information from multiple angles while filing it away with a memory as impeccable as your other mental abilities.
>If you have even the slightest motivation, you’ll be a star pupil excelling at whatever academic pursuits you put your mind too. Higher levels of Experience simply temper your intellect, aiding you in avoiding logical pitfalls a younger form of yourself might miss.
I know it's not a technique, but the innate bonus to thinking faster, from multiple angles and commiting things to memory, seems exactly like the kind of thing I'd want covered.
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>>92362054
Yeah but they're kinda meh. Like old chain "I'm obligated to offer it but really don't want to do here's shitty versions"
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>>92362240
What's so special about the necron companion?
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>>92362350
It's just the best one.
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>>92361721
Ten Shadows arsenal of pokemon is kind of disappointing at the high sealing desu.

Like, aside from daddy Mahoraga you only have wolf (who are big wolves), rabbits escape (who are a bunch of rabbits), Orochi (who is a big snake), Firehouse elephant (not even african sized), and Toads (big toads); The only ones with an interesting hability being Nue, treadmill hacks bull and the Deer. Not even totality can elevate the fodder, as sukuna's totality of four Shikigami only generated another big animal with regeneration powers
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>>92362146
>>92362143
>>92362178
>>92362180
I think actually that inspiration came from this over a decade old cyoa. It was one of my first cyoa. There was a v2 of that one but i think at this point its lost media
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>>92362240
You are guaranteed to win due to how the jump is structured. Also the Eldar is the best companion since you get Exodites and dinosaurs later on. The DLCs have meta builds so you might want to get those. You can carry CP between docs so don't feed bad about spending too much or not enough in a given main doc since it will carry over.
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>>92362390
>feed
Feel. Fucking autocorrupt.
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>>92362384
>>I think actually that inspiration came
I somehow doubt that. The OG MasterPC story came up in April of 1998. Predating that cyoa by several years.
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>>92362373
I mean Gojo may have called the Totality fodder but that's Gojo saying that so take it with a grain of salt. I do agree that at their base they're kinda bland but I see that as more being ingredients rather than a thing on their own. The problem is that there is so many potential combinations that there is no reasonable way to show them off and not come off as samey after a while, hell one of them didn't even get revealed. I think that the Nue/Orochi fusion was awesome and there's a lot of room to play with low-mid stuff (Nue/Bull/Rabbit is a personal favorite in my head) but they wouldn't be close to Mahoraga tier until you start using the majority of the shadows.
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>>92362390
>The DLCs have meta builds so you might want to get those
You wouldn't happen to have links for those? LoT comes up a bit too often in the archives/my searchfu is too weak to be useful.
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>>92359875

>Reflexes 5

I'll be brutally honest, it's good and all but the reason I do it with the enhanced senses is I have the situational awareness of a cardboard box. So it's pretty integral to my jumper's survival that I have it as high as possible.

>If this was Disney I’d suggest breaking out into song and see what happens.

Well I did take singing as my unprincely skill I could pull it off.

>You fool, that just insures some handsome prince will come along and melt your heart.

Considering how most of the royalty line was devoted to that. It was a real danger.

>Challenge them to a beauty contest.
Nooooo!!! Beating them and a beauty contest would likely only cause them to become hostile. It's like beating a friend in Mario Kart with blue shell but worse.

>Supposedly there was a kingdom called Soleanna not too far away, but Sonic said not to go there.
>/I was kidding!/

It was sort of a joke for me too I just went very hard with it. "Oh no I am trapped in sonic 06, reality is glitchy and Sonic is a Werehog that's stretchy for some reason."

>You often pluralize things by adding an S, so it makes sense.

Yes but that's only when I can remember they are spelled Chao and not Choa which is apparently very rarely.

>And you just came from Sonic
Yeah my jumper is dealing with a lot of zones.
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>>92360902
Both.
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>>92360363
>>92362565
Okay then Jumpchain wise I like plenty of jumps on from each community and while I do think the majority of reddit's jumps are shit they've got far more than a few that can stand and surpass alot of our own. Real life wise I'm a big ol socialist, feminist, lgbtq+ supporter, believer in ACAB, etc. etc.
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>>92362565
I would be fine with a brutal tinpot tier dictatorship that imports beautiful women into the country and exports the ugly ones abroad.
If I was a dictator I would force my country to import women with fat tits from accross the world into the country.
Flat bitches get the rope.
nta
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Jump 15: Oda Nobuna no Yabou *this jump really need an update edition*
>Origin: Foreigner
>Perks
Silver Tonged Snake (100)
Namban Fashion
The Path Of The Monkey (300)
The Face of a Noble (100)
The Talented One (100)
Onmyoji Arts (400)

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"Kuesu, dear"
>"Yes husband?"
"Why... why did you just shot dead Nobu? I said, looking at the desecrated corpse of the would-be demon lord of the sixth heaven.Not even 30 minutes into the jump and both saru and nobu were dead
>"She was flirting with you."
"Pretty sure she just wanted to ask me who I was."
>"Exactly. Can you believe her audacity? What kind of woman lets herself be saved by a taken man? A total slut if you ask me."
... I resisted the urge to cover my face with my palms
"Kuesu, honey, you promised to stop killing all my friends and peers - "
>"Except the ayakashi and non-human trash"
"-except for those, yeah.. so why?"
>"Dear, I realized something incredible, you see. If I kill those harlots before they befriend you, then there's no problem! See, aren't I a genius?"
"..."
>"And stop whining like a little child. We should take this opportunity to take over the country and plunder their resources for our magic"
I looked at the sky and wondered what had I done to deserve this fate.
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>>92361110
>>92361017
There's a reason why it's called safe horny
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>>92362639
>Real life wise I'm a big ol socialist, feminist, lgbtq+ supporter, believer in ACAB, etc. etc.
>>92362644
>Flat bitches get the rope.
>nta
I wish the bith of you were to live together in a sitcom.
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>>92360363
There is something wrong with people who are too concerned about what gender an Anon makes their Jumper. If you have to go...

>Female

To point them out. You are officially in the closet and Jealous because someone has the courage you don't.
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>>92360363
Obito did nothing wrong.
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>>92360451
>jump 50 is QQ so we go to

You know when you say this it makes me more curious what the Jump you took was than about your build. No offense there but it's the truth.
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>>92362651
>Power autist yandere wife
>>92362662
All edgy things are eventually coopted. If a guy in the 60s saw a skinne fella with a scraggly beard and tattoos he would think he is a sailor and dangerous. If you saw the same guy today you'd think he is a lil bitch from San Francisco
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Would a Patropoli jumper from Alchemicals be able to have a Factory Cathedral as part of his City Body?
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>>92360363
on jumpchain? idk, but id say that most people would degenerate extremely fast if theyd had power. Or reveal their "true face", depending on our view of the world. Killing people without a second thought, drug abuse, crazy experimentation, sexual degeneracy etc etc almost like a checklist
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>>92362693
I understand how you can get this opinion from the qmount of pastors and politicians who were closeted fags while being known fag haters, but I don't think all haters are in the closet.
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How much would a modern day industrial power pay for Exalted Oricalcum, divine gold that's just plain better than pretty much any other material for any purpose you might have for it?
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>>92362240
iirc if you do the scenario that features Magnus right after the initial bit of dealing with the LoT then you're guaranteed to succeed because there's some sort of stable time loop going on so you have to succeed in order for those events in the Magnus DLC to happen.
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>>92362639
I don't know that I'd call believing in the rhetoric of the occupying regime unpopular.
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>>92362708
Yeah, you can fat out buy a factory cathedral which is discounted to Jade caste iirc.
>>92362712
Marika is for wifing or jarring.
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>>92362736
Half.
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>>92362752
Nta but I think he meant unpopular here.
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>>92362756
Half of what?
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>>92362752
This anon got it >>92362757
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>>92362350
the guy who created the LoT jump (a phrase I use loosely given a lot of the material is plagiarized content from other published adventure paths) went on record as saying there were wrong choices that would result in you instantly failing the jump, and thus chain failing because despite operating like a gauntlet it is not actually a gauntlet. Iirc choosing anyone other than the necro scarab, the eldar farseer or the techpriest is basically a guaranteed failure state according to them.
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>>92362757
There still seem to be plenty of people who believe it here, but that is fair.
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>>92362769
I still can't find a source on the Mandrake Skin Cloak from DLC 1 being a Rape Cape claim.
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>>92362475
nta but I'm pretty sure all the DLC's are in the light of terra folder
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>Kurenai
>Eiyuu Senki
>Mirai Nikki
>RWBY (to finally companion racist homohater rubes)
>Apocalypse Alice
>Scot Pilgrim
Roll to get my next jump in this chain where my wife is a genocidal magic-obsessed yandere maniac
Pls someone save me
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>>92362770
>There still seem to be plenty of people who believe it here
Name a namefag who believes the same things as that anon.
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>>92362704
It was Generic Hentai Tentacles. I don't mind naming the QQ jumps i take. I just prefer to not post the build+writeup. No need to make my fetishes more obvious. There's also a secondary reason for all of this nonsense. But it's gonna be a while before my posted builds get to that.
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>>92362724
Okay more hot takes here. I think some of the hate also comes form activists. While this isn't directly about Trans people it sort of is. I think part of this is people hate trans people and part of that is because the activists are fucking obnoxious.
Declaring Easter Trans Day, I don't want to sound too conspiratorial but they have had people in the gaming industry come out and say that the reason women look masculine in modern games is because trans people don't want characters to look to feminine, which I can't even fucking imagine.If you want to be a woman you want to be a real woman. Some people just hate and that's unavoidable but some people are so riled up about idiots that they see someone take a gender that they physically aren't in an imagination game and they have to strike out. Even though it's none of their business. Now I am not saying anything against Trans people, most of them I believe just want to be left alone to live their lives. However the activists can be fucking annoying and I think purposefully do shit to get people pissed off.
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>>92362565
Not everyone can or should make jumps. In fact many of the namefags who do really shouldn't. If the discussion about a setting isn't directly related to a build or write fagging for a build then it is off topic and has no place in the general. Chainbutts are actually some of the best and most on topic posts in the thread since they are at least somewhat related to Jumpchain. It's a good thing Val is gone, they were always a massive cunt that made every thread they were in worse and the shitty cookie cutter jumps they shat out were not worth putting up with their bullshit. Most of the anons here really don't give a shit about jumpchain and they don't actually play, this is just a thread for them to bullshit about vague fantasies or talk about anime on a board slightly less autistic than /a/.
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>>92360847
Matsu from sekirei
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>>92362802
That's fine and honestly I know it's none of my business what QQ jumps you take but it does make me curious. We are an odd bunch here I am not going to judge.
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>>92360847
Ako from Netoge, but it doesn't have a jump.
>>92362791
Fuck my luck....
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>>92362797
Pretty sure a good chunk of the name fags are lefties, and I know for a fact at least a few are fags.
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>>92362842
Based homophobe Rubes incoming. Looking forward to the shenanigans.
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>>92362475
In DLC 1 it's all about what starship stuff you want and if you can kill Kheradruakh. Since you can do the DLCs in any order you might want to do this one after some of the others. In DLC 2 it's a race. Pick what you want. DLC 3 has you travel with Magnus the fucking Red so you are literally never in danger. Take Psychic Supremacy since it makes you an Alpha level psyker. DLC 5 lets you skip to the boss battle after you buy upgrades, you don't actually have to roll any hazards if you don't need to, and if you're an Alpha level psyker from DLC 3 you should be able to pull a victory without much issue. DLC 4 is where there is a true meta build since you can make a train that is unlikely to be damaged whatsoever and gives you the best odds to get the best ending. Here's my build for that. You start with 30 supply and due to your Ordnance of 10 most things you run into can't even scratch you even on a min roll. Which clan sponsors you doesn't really matter IIRC. So long as you don't lose more than 2 supplies you will get the best ending.

Cyclops (9ORD, 3d6DMG, 22CREW, 4ARM, 20SPLY, SPEC: Damage only on every other Turn)
Supply Truck (+4SPLY)
Comm Array (+6SPLY)
Observation Balloon (+1ORD)
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>>92362804
I agree. I think trans activists are getting on the 80/90s evangelical levels of obnoxious media watch dogging and I think any feminist that is anti sexualized characters but ok with sex work lacks a coherent
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Jumpchain?
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>>92362878
Argument. Lacs a chorent argument
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>>92362887
You drunk already?
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>>92362757
The occupying regime is very staunchly opposed to all of those positions except for a cloying, superficial veneer of feminism and lgbtq+ support. If you think they believe a word of any of it, they're winning.
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>>92362885
I am thinking of either starting a longer chain with Hive Queen Quest or Campione.
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>>92362229
You know she loves you because she said library instead of library of congress.
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>>92362877
oh wow. Thanks anon. That's definitely useful.

Have more boobs.
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>>92362885
Any jumps outside Wadanohara, Fate/Legends Britain, & Azure Lane where I can make inanimate object sentient/give them human forms
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>>92362885
My chain is on hold until I finish at least 6 jumps. Which honestly isn't happening. So I come here, I find things to add to a chain that may never be realized, and I engage when appropriate but I have no builds nor writefagging to post. Even if I did writefag I don't know that I would post it here. Having written for tg in the past it doesn't seem worth it. Much better to post somewhere where what you wrote won't disappear in a day or two and ultimately be forgotten by everyone but yourself wasting the effort that you put into it.
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>>92362952
Heavens Lost Property.
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>>92362804
Having them shout in the streets "we're coming for your children" probably doesn't help, just saying.
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Can you fuck off to pol already?
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>>92360847
Delta from Honkai Impact.
Not a Neet, but she loves video games and is more than willing to make some herself.
She's also a super soldier where she has her DNA mixed with a Honkai Beast.
Not to mention her backstory has her nearly dying at one point and her sister had to sacrifice herself to have her live, and in doing so she can now weaponize her PTSD.
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>>92362973
Thanks for your propaganda Joanne. Shadilay and onward to kekistan
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>>92362898
>cloying, superficial veneer of feminism and lgbtq+ support
My nigga what else can they could do to support fags more? What fucling rights do they lack? You can marry, you can vote, you have anti discrimination laws.
>The American government doesn't pay for muh meds
They pay for damn near 0 meds my guy.
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What's some cyberwear ideas for my cyborg jumper to get?
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>>92363024
Cyber dong.
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>>92363024
Usb/puch dagger like Robocop
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What magic settings have spells to slow or reverse aging?
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>>92362804
Did you see that game commercial where they made the woman go from skinny warrior into unironic lardass and acted like it was a good thing?
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>>92363024
Get a third leg.
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>>92362969
Can’t be forgotten if I dive in the archives & pray to god that the really old pdf links are still hosted. I’m still searching for an anon’s writefagging abouth their time in Greek Mythology to this day…
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>>92363052
Any cultivation setting and Bleach.
Hollows are seemingly immortal.
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>>92363068
That looks detrimental to movememt
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>>92362511
>I'll be brutally honest, it's good and all but the reason I do it with the enhanced senses is I have the situational awareness of a cardboard box. So it's pretty integral to my jumper's survival that I have it as high as possible.
This is also a good reason.

>Well I did take singing as my unprincely skill I could pull it off.
If a handsome young man shows up at the end of your song, go with him.

>Nooooo!!! Beating them and a beauty contest would likely only cause them to become hostile. It's like beating a friend in Mario Kart with blue shell but worse.
What you do is lose but make it close.
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>>92363087
It's just to hide her huge cyber dong let's be honest. The leg is just a sheath. She was self conscious.
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>>92363069
Sure in theory you can go back and find back and find old posts. You can still technically find my posts on suptg and 4plebs and through other options, but in practice it's long forgotten and even if the record technically exists there's no one who actually accesses it and even if there was they have no way of interacting with me nor I with them, whereas if I had posted the 70k odd words I'd put here on 4chan somewhere else it may still be remembered. Not to say I didn't have a great time then, the community here was great, but I do wonder how things might have been different if I had posted somewhere other than 4chan. At the very least I imagine people poking me might have incentivized me to finish rather than letting the project die. I don't know that it would be worth launching another large writing project here on 4chan. Not sure where else I could post jumpchain specifically though. I suppose technically sb or qq are options but...ugh.
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>>92363052
Only for the caster or for others?
Magic Casters halting/reversing their aging isn't that rare, but doing it for others is.
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>>92363054
It is hilariously bad. And its dove soap.
https://youtu.be/MO_0acQfKuU?si=K8Q6fq7gnKHdxd_b
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>>92361497
>Origin: User (500)
>The Right Words (Free)
>Target Rich Environment (100)
>Nothing Unusual (200)
>Master’s Craft (300)
>Beauty Personified (100)
>Digital Sprite (400)
>Battle Station (Free)
>Sexy Wardrobe (100)
>Employment (100)
>Sandbox (200)
>Master PC (Free)
>Companion Creation X8 (100)
>Accidental Bimbos (50)
>Compatible Master (Free)
>Persistent Assistant (50)
>Domination Loss (+300)
>Emancipator (+300)
>No Perks (+200)
>No Items (+200)
>No Companions (+200)

>Master PC Customization
>Range: Building (Free)
>Effect Targeting: Area (200)
>Target Acquisition: Name & Face (Free)
>Profiles: Anything (200)
>Editor: Advanced (200)
>Interpretation: As Intended (Free)
>Allowed Resistance: Unlimited (Free)
>Access: Only You (200)
>Noticeability: Anyone (Free)
>DRM: Restrictive (Free)
>Power Channeling (200)

At one point the Emancipator met the Accidental Bimbos and undid their changes. After some thinking they decided they liked being bimbos and asked me to change them back, so now they’re Intentional Bimbos.
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>>92363052
TES, and this time it's not some overwanked "interpretation" bs.
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>>92360461
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>>92363125
Wanderer?
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>>92361056
>>92362199
Here's where my mind is at right now. By default, the TMD is 600CP, with a 300CP stipend explicitly for choosing what abilities it has (which is about enough to put you on the level of the multiplayer soldiers). Abilities range between 100CP - 300CP). There will be a scenario where you can be rewarded a free TMD with an extra 300CP stipend for upgrades (adding up to 600CP, which is about enough to grab all the single-player abilities). However, if you already payed full price, then you also receive the Uber upgrade that you get at the end of the single player campaign, which completely removes the E99 cost for using the TMD.

How does that sound? Too much? Too little?
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>>92363187
Nope. For the record my large writing project wasn't related to JC. Also did some quests, though that was on qst and under different names. I used to wear a few different trips.
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>>92360743
Any idea what Individual Fundamentals is all about?
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>>92360743
What the fuck even is the clock towers goal?
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>>92362971
>There’s at least 2 or 3 perks on top of the initial “Imago” perk that would go wonderfully well with my chain
Thank you so much anon!
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>>92360743
Imagine not going out of your way to completely fuck over the Clock Tower's delusion of supremacy over magic.
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>>92363130
Others.
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>>92363203
Fair enough.

>>92363069
Also now that I’ve mentioned Wanderer, would his writeups for Greek Mythology be what you’re looking for?
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>>92363094
>This is also a good reason.
Yes it's sad to say but I wouldn't last 10 minutes in a real jump without something like that.

>If a handsome young man shows up at the end of your song, go with him.

You seem to want to ship my jumper with a guy lol, You know if my jumper finds someone cool in the jumps I am taking I will consider it. He will have to be an EX Tier Husbando though.

>What you do is lose but make it close.
Huh that might work but my jumpers are kind of vain. It would be a bit painful but in the name of Peace I guess they would try it.
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>>92363249
>Wanderer, would his writeups for Greek Mythology be what you’re looking for?
I’m not sure, but I won’t mind if you have any PDFs of Wanderer’s writing I could save. All I could remember was the following things:
>Jumper was born when one of the gods threw him up at the table befor sending him off
>The jumper eventually met Medusa & was on friendly terms
I really wish that I started the habit of saving other people’s writing long ago
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>>92363283
>Yes it's sad to say but I wouldn't last 10 minutes in a real jump without something like that.
I mean you also have the benefits of origins.

>You seem to want to ship my jumper with a guy lol
Nah, I just know how these things tend to work out. Besides, I know your real prince is Nekochan.
>That’s a different jumper
Details.
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>>92363309
That sounds like it. If so, you’re in luck, I saved them back when they were first posted and with the dates of when the saved copies were made I was able to trace the posts.
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%20Greek%20Myth/start/2018-06-24/end/2018-08-30/
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Alright, for any anons who are familiar with L5R, which of the Great Clans would you like a jump for first? Figure I'll do a jump for each, but if I start with the clans I would want to Jump I may not finish the rest so I thought I'd ask to see if there were any other L5R fans in thread who had a request. If not I'll just roll for it I guess.
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>>92363138
>Body Positive
I'm going to be positively alive at 70 and they are not.
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"...Kuesu, dear"
"Yes honey?"
"You bitched at me for almost 2 centuries about not having another woman in this... and now you bring in this little girl because she... hates non humans and non straight people?"
"I don't hate them, I just acknowledge they are inferior and should be kept as pets, not equals"
"Isn't she a dear? She will be of great help to us"
"I don't want to know what this means. I really don't want to know what this means because I know I'm not going to like it."
"It means we can help humanity a lot more now"
"You fucking nuked half the world last time because the americans didnt want to fund more of your evil magic experiments"
"And you nuked france because, and I quote, -this place is filled with the french- so don't get uppity with me"
"what are these -french- things?"
"non human trash, Rubes, don't worry about it"
"There are a few humans, but all gay."
"Reminds me of my team, the other three with me? all carpet munches. One is into fanus at that.
"sounds like her mother didn't discipline her correctly."
"She's my sister, our mother's dead"
"Thankfully. Otherwise she would be forced to see her daughter become a failure.”
“Jesus, Kuesu.”
“Jesus isn’t here to help help. but we are”
I covered my fave with my hands as the other two started exchanging racist and homophobic remarks.
I could just see poor old remnant becoming even more chaotic.
Roll to see how badly we fuck renmant.
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>>92362818
That bitch was fucking crazy.
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>>92363364
You must complete the squad.
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>>92363364
Sadly I could not find a larger version of this picture, but I felt you should have it.
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>>92362273
>You think one signature technique purchase would be enough, or would it need more since it's closer to a set of related and complimentary techniqiues rather than just a single one?
If I recall you can only pick one thing with the hiden technique option under the clan section, so if you want to reinforce your options I'd emphasize the Clan Strength option. That'd would lend to the idea of your clan having a wider variety of better techniques, and the high ranking ninja to properly teach them to you.
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Any perks suggestions to make my gun fu non lethal?
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>>92363238
yeah, then I am pretty sure the suggestions others gave you wouldn't work.

thinking about it, you could probably use FMA alchemy to rejuvenate others, if you use a philosopher's stone, but halting their aging is probably impossible unless you implant them with one.

Supernatural got a spell(and perk) that allows you to enchant games to transfer traits, which in setting used on poker chips to represent lifespan, so you can bet 20 years of life worth of chips for example, losing would age you 20 years, winning would rejuvenate you, but you can also just straight up give them to others.

Sims 3 Alchemy got a potion you can make out of Tanzanite, Green Swallowtail Butterfly and Any Mushroom that restores the drinker to their youth.

in the MCU a magic user can also rejuvenate others if they got the time stone.

Otherwise you could probably wank this in the Justice League Unlimited jump if you take the magical power source and the Eternal Youth perk at max, representing a spell you can cast on yourself or others to rejuvenate them or grant them eternal youth(and immunity to disease/poisons)
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>>92363417
Non lethal rounds? More seriously the perk from Iron Giant that lets you toggle lethality and even make things that should kill people fix them instead.
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>>92363378
I don't even know what other racist ones get
Maybe Aqua? she hates demons. Or Tio, she hates god.
>>92363401
This bitch is thirsty
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>>92363417
Kongou Banchou has pic related
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>>92363417
Magic bullets that affect vitality or stamina rather than the body itself? Shoot gun, make person so tired they pass the fuck out. I think Fairy Tail has gun magic so maybe it has some options.
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>>92363347
THAT’S THE ONE!
Thank you so much!
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>>92363444
Freiren dedicated 1000 years of her life to a quest to destroy the Demon King and kill every Demon she could. She pretty much unironically lives for the dream of total demon genocide.
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What does your jumper's power armor look like?
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>>92363417
I once took the Capstone Boosted Snake perk in Fate Stay Night which gives you a martial arts at bullshit level to turn my jumper into a Gunman who is basically a combination of the guys in Wanted that can curve bullets and shit, and Lucky Luke capable of perfectly disarming/disabling anyone through shots that bounce off from the enviroment and the like, but could also just perfectly judge if injuries are going to not lethal or not.
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>>92363469
>Freiren dedicated 1000 years of her life to a quest to destroy the Demon King
nta, but while Frieren spend a lot of time killing demons, she only ever targeted the Demon King specifically for a period of 10 years when she was with Himmel.
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>>92363052
The Sims had a potion for that.
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>>92363364
Fag hater Ruby is funnier than anything Rooter Teeth came up with for that series
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>>92363467
Glad I could help!
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>>92363499
She spent 1000 years preparing for that anon. We get that in her flashback. She spent 1000 years training with the express purpose of killing the demon king. Yeah, the adventure with Himel is when she actually did it, but the 1000 year grind needs to be respected.
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>>92363347
>Six years.
It doesn't seem that long ago.
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>>92363529
Se prepared for killing demons in general. She never had killing the Demon King as an actual goal until the Hero of the South told her that they'd succeed.
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>>92363547
Her master literally told her to kill the demon king. She explicitly told Freiren to lay low and prepare in secret without garnering any fame until she was ready to kill the Demon King and Freiren obeyed by hiding in the woods for a thousand years until Himel came and recruited her.
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>>92363474
Whatever I want it to look like at a given time.
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>#21 - Hellsing
>Drawbacks: Millennial [1100]
>Age: 27
>Starting Location: Badrick, Ireland
>Background options: Hellsing, Vampire, True [300]
Hellsing Style [Freebie]
My Dear [Freebie]
Only a Man [Freebie]
Lines of Death [0]
Victorian Fashion [Freebie]
Hunting Weaponry [Freebie]
The Countess [Freebie]

Between my Vampire Nombre (UQ Holder) + Vampire Authority (Campione), I can pretty much larp as the vampire ancestor and tell Alucard that I'm the source of his vampirism. Probably I can retroactively make that true with some high essence charms.


>#22 - My Hero Academia
>Drawbacks:
>Age: 14
>Starting Location:
>Background options: Student
Superficial Mutant [Freebie]
It Might Be Destiny [Freebie]
Push Through [Freebie]
Do You Ever Do Something UN-Cool!? [900]
Plus Ultra [600]
All Might Memorabilia [Freebie]
Quirk: Overhaul [300]
Herotaku [0]

I'm going to be replacing AfO and become play out the demon king role without relying on Shiggy.
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>>92363069
i think he still has his google drive open for anyone to read his stuff. He compiled all the chapters for each jump into one document and had it for anyone to read. If you want I will look it up and post it after work in a few hours. Iirc it has S&S, Bride Tales, Greek Myth, and Archer. Maybe Carmen Sandiego
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>>92360257
Uploaded to the drive.
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How do you keep track of all the shit you can do once your perks stack up? Being so strong just seems like a chore after a point. I'm not a street-level-only enforcer or anything, but I feel like this experiment really runs its course once you pretty much have every superpower under your belt, keep finding redundancies instead of new perks to take, end up forgetting about the totality of your kit, just plain can't keep up with what you can use, etc.
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>>92363474
I'm a basic bitch who just copies astartes power armor for looks.
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Does the infinite energy thing the androids have mean that a bio-android on par with Cell or android 21 would be able to endlessly use the Kaoiken?
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>>92363683
Meticulous note taking.
>>92363689
Nothing wrong with that, anon. Astartes power armor still looks cool as fuck.
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>>92363474
I like the helmet from the Sith Inquisitor storyline put onto some robed power armor, though due to the power armor in question being merged with a symbiote it can take many forms.
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>>92363683
In addition to your builds, keep a couple centralized documents, one for your perks, one for your items, sorted by category. Makes things much easier to cross-reference; the leddit web app is actually pretty good for it.
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>>92363725
>endlessly use the Kaoiken?
Doesn't that fuck up your body past a certain multiplier?
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>>92363683
CherryTree makes it pretty easy to keep organized. In addition, I just lump redundant abilities together. No need to keep track of each individual perk for beauty, telekinesis, speed, etc. I just have one for each and round it's output to the single most potent perk of that nature.

For potency, I just use the same system as the Superpower Wiki Average -> Peak Human -> Enhanced -> Supernatural -> Absolute. That generally gives me the ballpark of how good each power is without getting bogged down with the bookkeeping.
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>>92363474
Way I figure, a Protomech and a Battle Armour are about the same size, so there's no reason my Procyon Quadmech wouldn't count as power armour, yeah?
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>>92363683
>How do you keep track of all the shit you can do once your perks stack up? Being so strong just seems like a chore after a point. I'm not a street-level-only enforcer or anything, but I feel like this experiment really runs its course once you pretty much have every superpower under your belt, keep finding redundancies instead of new perks to take, end up forgetting about the totality of your kit, just plain can't keep up with what you can use, etc.
Idk, currently the chains are be owing more and more degenerate. As I hope for an lucid dreaming device and the singularity id say use ai. Claude can go through 150k words. If you ask it "how strong is jumper?" It would probably accurately tell you. That being said if jumper has so much bullshit she/he is already deep i to Mary Sue bullsbit and the answer is "strong enough"
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>>92363683
Sheer autism
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>>92363744
Yes
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>>92363474
Just the Armour from Prototype
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>>92363683
outside the monogamy chain I usually go full charisma, luck and harem perks.
Not that difficult to track
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>>92363725
2 things.
Not all Androids have infinite energy. that was a specific kind of model only used for Androids 16, 17 and 18. Afterwards Gero stopped using it as the Androids with it are too hard to control.
Even Cell who absobred two infinite energy models, doesen't have infinite energy(he needed to have his energy restored through a senzu bean). I stopped watching before Android 21 appeared, but I think the same is true for her.

2nd thing. The Kaioken's problem isn't energy drain, but rather the immense strain it puts on your body if active for more than a heart beat.

Though the buffed version offered in the DBZ jump as the One Step Further perk only has a stamina drain and should be abusable for infinite energy androids(if your'e an earthling drop-in you can buy both for 1000CP overall), especially as it also icnresaes the duration and power multiplier.
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>>92363808
I like how Gero didn't use the infinite energy thing on himself for some reason
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>>92363800
The douman skills from land of the rising sun seem pretty on point.

>For an additional 200, you can learn the vast repertoire of curses, hexes and foreign magics that would let the dreadful Ashiya Douman compete with Abe no Seimei. With enough power gathered, you should be able to replicate the feats of summoning and creation that Douman achieved in the Heian-Kyo Singularity.
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>>92363683
I only use out-of-setting powers in a jump if I'm in deep shit and can find no other solution. I try to stick to a given jump's perks like each jump is its own game whenever possible.
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>>92363800
Fairly Tail
Warhammer Amazons
MTG Iconics
Krabat
Circle of Magic
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>>92363811
yeah thats the problem with Toriyama having to invent Androids 16-18 after having already shown 19 and 20, and having to surpass their power.

Personally my headcanon is that turning humans into infinite energy models has a low survival rate and that it took a ton of dead subjects to make 17 and 18. And Gero wouldn't risk doing it to himself.

Also the energy absorbtion thing he can do, does give him the potential to surpass them eventually.
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>>92363811
For the same reason he didn't have a dead man switch nor a pain button in built in his body. He needed a second, pratical minded engineer at his side to remind him of such. Mad scientists are never that practical
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>>92363811
I like how he didn't change his android body at all. He didn't design it to look younger or fitter, he didn't make it a little girl like Jumpchain would do, he didn't even go for an idealized superman model or anything. He just recreated himself as he was accurately.
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Other than Alterworld are there any jumps that let you just hand out ressurective immortality on mass?
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I'm going to use the Dragonballs to make all women be perma-lolis.
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>>92363908
Dragon Quest and Magicka have cheap resurrection teachable resurrection magic
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>>92363923
Why are all the spells in Dragon Quest called shit like Frick-Frack and Ishkabibble?
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>>92363933
Because Akira Toriyama named them
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>>92363745
Powerlevels though? How does planetbusting fit into this system?
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>>92363683
I just don't. I try to build along the lines of certain themes and then get a vague mental stat sheet saying I can do this or that more or less.
>"My Jumper is a science man specializing in this and this and this and the most impressive things they've done in those fields being this stuff. As such they should be able to do these other feats."
>"My Jumper spent about this much time training with these weapons with this amount of perk and in-world backing. They're probably around this skill range and have these moves."
I gave up a long time ago on trying to remember every facet of every build.
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>>92363626
>If you want I will look it up and post it after work in a few hours.
Thank you, please take your time. I’m just really happy someone managed to find it after years to diving through the archives with no success.
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>>92363933
I have a hypothesis.

>Frizz
>Sizz
>Woosh
>Crack
>Bang
>Zap
>Zam
>Whack
All of these offensive spells seem to be named for onomatopoeia. In other words, that's the sound the spell makes when you cast it. Other spells are named this way, like the sleep-undoing Cock-a-Doodle-Doo (a rooster's crow) and Kaclang (the sound of metal, which it turns the target into).

>Heal
>Drain Magic
>Defuddle (which removes confusion - someone who is confused is "befuddled")
>Tingle (removes paralysis, as if restoring feeling to a body that's gone numb)
>Sheen (removes curses, as if cleaning the dirt off something to give it a nice sheen)
>Squelch (removes poison, as if by sucking it out, and in any case it forcibly suppresses the toxin)
>Zing (revives the dead - restores their "zing," their energy, liveliness, and enthusiasm by bringing them back to life)
>Buff (enhances physical defense, possibly by toughening the body as if it were more muscular, or possibly by 'polishing' the body to give it a protective 'finish)
>etc.
Does exactly what it says it does, right down the line.

And those are really the two kinds of Dragon Quest spell names. The one where the name of the spell is exactly what it does, and the one where the name of the spell is the sound it makes.
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>>92363683
I have started to do little summaries of what the jumper can do with the current build they have in that jump. Then I have a separate summary for any perks combos. Like the set of Kiss Player perks that could potentially make any sentient machine yandere for you. Or the combination of Tokyo Souls’ “Cosplayer” + “Boogeyman” & Kongou Banchou’s Omega Placebo perks to make you into a bootleg Toku hero/villain with your own shadow squad.
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>>92363052
Overlord anime. Fluder Paradyne canonically used a magical ritual to give himself immortality but he apparently either made a mistake or the ritual wasn't perfected and so instead here merely ages super slow. Presumably Rigit, the necromancer lady from the 13 heroes, has also used either the same or a similar ritual on herself because she's at least 220+ years old since she was an accomplished adult magic caster by the time of the evil gods showing up. There's also Dradullion, the queen of the draconic kingdom, who can use Wild Magic and has the ability to physically shift herself to appear like whatever age she wants and who is also implied to be quite old, if not perhaps as old as Fluder or Rigit.
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>>92363933
Because they are like Bam! Kablam! Wosham!
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So with the Buzzing from TSW someone needs to grind your body to dust while also keeping your Bee from just magically fucking off with your corpse to revive you elsewhere?
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>>92363431
>but halting their aging is probably impossible unless you implant them with one.
It seems like it only does so until you run out of juice for it then all that aging will hit like a truck like the lady from Tangled.
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>>92364154
I don't know, but the description you gave sounds like a very funny thing to combine with the Dead perk from Generic Fairy Tale where they have to burn you on a pyre made of specific logs and then kill every single (small, fast-moving, a bunch of them fly) animal that bursts out of your corpse or you'll just come back.
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>>92363933
Dragon Quest spells and DBZ names are all for Toriyama's sense of humor.
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>>92362705
Modern Femdomfags are really just pathetic mommyfags with mental issues. I remember when even /d/ would complain about them
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>>92364133
nta, but the Queen is partly a dragon lord, so she's a Heteromorphic Species and should have an infinite lifespan by defaults(also notable that Dragon Lords literally grow stronger as they age and progress in their racial level).
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>>92364165
I dont think that would be much of a problem if you don't use it for regen, or as replacement for food/sleep.
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>>92363514
I'm not sure where this meme even came from.
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>>92363514
I prefer racist Ruby, because she's easier to fit into a harem.
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>>92364191
iirc she's not actually a dragon, rather she's a human who inherited the ability to use wild magic from her grandfather the Brightness Dragon Lord. As a result it would be more appropriate to call her a human sorceress with a really strong draconic bloodline.
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>>92363933
At least it's not SMT.
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>>92364165
The power comes from the planet though. So as long as you don't space travel, you'll be fine.
>>92364185
A lot of modern femdon guys just want a momma to cook and pay bulls and not to get whipped or whatever
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>>92363024
An excess of chainsaws
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>>92364213
That's not femdom, that's called being a manchild.
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>>92364196
nta, but RWBY basically ranted at all her friends because she couldn't deal with the situation, and one of the things she did was sarcastically congratualting Yang on her new relationship. The obvious implication being "why the fuck did you think now of all time is a good time to start dating", but some jokingly interpret as mocking Yang dating a woman.

https://youtu.be/E21F-PAzUZ0?t=42
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>>92363800
Reincarnated as a slime, ln
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>>92363486
>Pic
Sauce for that cowboy toon
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>>92364214
That is stupid as fuck
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>>92364196
She got super mad at her sister giving her the good news of getting together with Blake right after their immense defeat at Atlas while they're trapped in another world and she is having a depressed episode.
So people meme'd she got mad at her sister for being a dyke.
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>>92364196
IIRC there was a scene in Volume 9 where Ruby was having a breakdown and Blake and Yang were too focused on each other to actually help her and she called them out for ignoring her.

Then the internet did as the internet does. Something something MEMES THE DNA OF THE SOUL, you get the picture.
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>>92364221
And there's a fuckload of them at /d.
>>92364241
Most of the cyborgs of Batman Beyond have stupid as fuck shit in them
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>>92364222
Oh so the grimdark and stupid writing decisions finally got to her. Can't say I'm surprised, even the purest cinnamon roll would get fed up with RT's bullshit eventually.
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>>92364214
Can you get shotgun knees from League of Legends?
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>>92364214
Who would ever need that many chainsaws at the same time?
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Since Roosterteeth's dead and RWBY will never get a proper ending, what do you think happens at the end of the story within ten years?
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>>92364208
She's said to have "the blood of dragons flowing in her veins". So Inerpret it as her being part dragon, even if she's not a full Dragon Lord(people in setting call her True Dragon Lord, because she can do WIld Magic through her talent, but some have taken to calling her False Draogn Lord instead), we know that those of partial heritage still count as heteromorphic species, like Half-Golems and Half-Elementals or species converted into lesser vampires.

I am not saying it's definitely the case since her heritage is fainter, but I'd assume its more likely to impact her lifespand than her rejuvenating herself(though she probably could at the cost of souls).
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>>92364277
Since RT didn't make a real ending I get to pick my own ending, so I'm just going to chop off everything after season 2 and fanfic the shit out of everything else.
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>>92364260
Yup. To be fair to Rubes, it's kinda fucked how easily Yang and Blake got over their complete failure at Atlas just so they could sizzor each other.
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>>92363949
Like everything else, just eyeball it. Admittedly I've been taking my chain pretty slow, so the Angel Arm from Trigun is the most destructive thing in my Jumper's arsenal. I haven't had to worry too much about what abilities are what level. At this point in time raw destructive power isn't much of a factor with how I write. For me conflicts (even completely one-sided ones) are less about "how much better am I at breaking shit than my enemy?" and more "how much more diverse is my arsenal compared to my enemy?". Since my list of powers is so compressed, even if I get an abnormally strong power that can destroy planets, it wouldn't be too hard just to keep it in my head, or jot down a note somewhere that it's exceptionally powerful.
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>>92364277
The obvious ending would be that RWBY gathers up all of the magical mcguffins after inspiring the world to unite against Salem, satisfying Ozma's bargain with the Brother Gods, who return to Remnant and allow Salem to finally die.
With the rate at which they're going, it's probably going to be that, but only after 90% of Remnant's population gets fucking annihilated first due to to RWBY's incompetence and accidental (and unacknowledged) villainy.
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>>92364290
Nta, but that's what he said though. Dragon bloodline sorcerers are people whose ancestors were actually born from a human fucking a dragon. By d&d term, only the direct spawn of humans and drsgons are half dragons cause if they go on to fuck humans they get basically human kids with draconic sorcery. And no, the books of D&D I've read never told what would happen if a hald dragon fucked a dragon
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>>92364277
IIRC, at least some of CRWBY is working on Volume 10 despite not having a greenlight, so that is not dead which can eternal lie.
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>>92364224
it's the Lucky Luke Cartoon, an adaption of the Lucky Luke comics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Luke_(1984_TV_series)

The title character is a cowboy who's the quickest and best shot in the west, shooting even faster than his shadow.
He also never kills(IIRC he initially did in the comics before the maker was told to stop, likewise they were forced to remove his cigarette).

I remember it being pretty fun, but I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't age well(even ignoring natives).
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>>92364318
>Mankind will be united against Salem once reduced to teams RWBY, JNR, Ozma and a handful of secondary characters
Oof
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>>92363949
NTA, the solution to this problem already exists in concept; Mega-Damage from RIFTs.
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>>92364328
3/4 dragon would be similar to the draconians from dragonlance wouldnt they?
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>>92364260
At the end of the volume she commits sudoku and a magic tree tells her that she shouldn't feel bad for her actions and she was in the right about everything before her emo phase so she's back to normal by the time the group has to go back to Remnant.
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>>92364348
No idea, as I've said if there's rules for those I haven't read them. I've certainly never read Dragonlance so..
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>>92363800
King Arthur has Maleficium
>Similar to true magic but instead is focused on empowerment, curses, transfiguration, and contracts using mystic runes. Though it focuses on these subjects there is little it cannot do if you know the right runes. Even if it's power for destruction may not be as powerful as a wizard's magic.

Castlevania 1+2 has Black Night
>Running and hiding will not protect them. Staring long into darkness, you've learned the magic of curses. Covering the skies over a settlement with thunderous clouds, hexing a forest to be haunted by lost ghosts and large spiders, or dooming a man to painfully die as his body and soul wither. Such effects are not absolute or unbreakable, even Dracula's dying curse upon Simon Belmont will take years to become fatal and still had the escape clause of killing him again. The products of these spells are also not as controlled as more dedicated magics would be.
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>>92364354
The magic tree tells her her momma was also a failure so she stops feeling bad over constantly failing to protect the kingdoms.
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>Mankey is a funny but aggressive little pig/monkey guy
>Something happens to its brain when it evolves into Primeape such that it's ripshit pissed all of the time
>Many Primeapes get so angry at everything they literally die to brain aneurisms
>If trained in the art of Rage Fist, Primeape can evolve again into the ghost-type Annihilape, literally transcending physical form to become a spirit of pure rage
This feels like it could fit in a lot of settings, actually. How do you think it'd fit in as a Red Lantern, a World Eater, or, since it goes EVEN FURTHER BEYOND, in DBZ?
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>>92364390
If cats can be Red Lanterns, so can Pokemon
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>>92364260
It's just forced drama the writers shoved halfway into the volume to give the girls something to do that gets solved by the end of it. Same random shit as Ruby's sudden need to learn martial arts in volume 5. Something the authors come up with on the fly, then turn into a big deal, solve in three episodes and then forget about.
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The weave powers forgotten realms magic right? Like its the ACTUAL power source for magic spells? And spellslots are an artificial limit put in place by the gods/godess to control how people use that power (though you can get around this with rituals)

So do you think a mage from world of darkness would be able to jack into that powersource using prime magic sphere to draw raw mana out and use it in spells? I feel like it should be possible but it also seems like the gods might get pissy about it.
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>>92364390
I am now picturing trolling vegita by having a pig monkey I keep in a ball on my belt beat the shit out of him and comparing him and saiyans in general unfavorably to it and it is glorious.
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How viable of a tactic is it to get a waifu, friends or a crew in One Piece by going to every hostile ship be they pirate or marine and headbutt every motherfucker there unconscious.
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>>92363800
Warhammer has plenty. In addition to Amazons, as >>92363859 mentioned, you can also find curses and dark magics in:

>Wood Elves (True Dhar)
>Dark Elves (True Dhar)
>Kislev (Hag stuff)
>Bretonnia (the Damsels are spooky)
>Tomb Kings (so many mummy curses)
>Beastmen (curses to destroy civilization with)
>Skaven (The Horned Rat allows many curses, yes-yes!)
>Warriors of Chaos (obviously)
>Grand Cathay (especially if you're a cultist of Tzeentch, he can do all kinds of curses)

I think Ogre Kingdoms and Orcs&Goblins might also let you get some curses going, but don't quote me on it.
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>>92364469
It would work. May take a while but eventually someone is going to be inspired by your autis- I mean martial spirit and willpower.
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>>92364390
This sounds like a Xianxia race.
>The Heavenly Rage Apes which face a rage tribulation once they reach a certain age. If they can surpass the tribulation by reaching Great Perfection in the Heavenly Rage Fist Law before a certain age, they ascend into heavenly rage spirits, if they don't they die.
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>>92364454
Could you? Yes, but the Goddess of Magic would get very pissy about it. She actually capped access to magic after a mortal fucked around with it.
>>92364457
Frieza would pay you in planets for one of those.
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>>92364497
That sentence was so redundant, repetitive, and poorly structured I'd honestly believe it came out of a translated Chinese webnovel. Well done.
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>>92363474
I like Warframes style, at least some of the primes or bulky doomguy style. There's also some nice ones by benedickbana

https://www.artstation.com/benedickbana
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>>92364514
I've been reading Raws so I've been practicing my Dao of Wordcount. I'm almost at the point where I can repeat the same information 6 times in 12 sentences.
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>>92364260
She also has a moment of clarity when she realizes she and her group are a bunch of retards that made everything worse, until the writer literally tells her that no, she should ignore logic and pretend they did good.
It has been said before but RWBY is one of those places where jumper killing the male cast and taking the female cast to make them onaholes is a net positive.
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>>92364513
>So how did you pay for this planet you bought for us anon?
>I sold Frieza a retarded magic fighting monkey
>Apparently he has a retarded monkey fight club
>Wanted some fresh blood to shake things up
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>>92363732
>The Kallig helmet
Completely based.
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>>92364454
>Like its the ACTUAL power source for magic spells?
The Weave is the best and most common spell power source. There's actually a Shadow Weave made by another Goddess. The Weave is more like a multiverse spanning magical plumbing fabric and spells from D&D are usually about telling the Weave to change it's flow and patterns.
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>>92364514
Do they get paid by word like 19th century writers?
>>92364541
>Jumper pulls the 100 planets for a Magikarp scam on Frieza
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>>92364560
Some of them do I think yeah.
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>>92364547
>>92364454
Also, the Weave isn't magic itself, it's not itself the origins of it. Magic is there somewhere and the Weave is like a network that connects it to samn near everything.
Lolth once tried to make her own weave but I think it was eventually destroyed
>>92364570
Explains a lot desu
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>>92363754
Never noticed there was a quad version of the Procyon before, gotta say it looks a hell of a lot better then the goofy fucking bipedal one. Probably the best looking protomech there is actually, reminds me of the Antlion. Athough it'd be uncomfortable as all hell inside that thing.

Also looks a touch undergunned. 2 AP gauss and an SRM-2 isn't much when the Ironhold carries thte same at 2 tons. Suppose it's only really supposed to be a scout/infanty removal machine
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>>92364560
It's per chapter IIRC, and they have to reach a certain word count for it to qualify. IIRC the size also adds to the cost of the chapter as well.
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>>92364537
Naw man. Rip out Salem and Ozpins souls and lock them away in a pocket dimension with only each other for all eternity. Take the least retarded of the female cast (IE everyone but shitty kitty) and correct/fix them, give the male cast non retarded waifus, teach those you chose (probably not the main cast) a shitload of magic to make hunstman redundant and get the grim under control. Throw the relics into the ocean so they can never be found and gathered and the asshole gods never come back. That's how you do it.
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>>92364547
Yeah, shadow weave is made out of karsus heart from when he mantled the god of magic and became a god for a very short time. The karsestone was the focal point for a netherese city coming back and they used it as a source of "whole magic" magic as it was from before the folly.

Then some shit happens and shar got her grubby mitts on the karsestone and used it to make the shadow weave.

You can actually get there before she grabs it, its literally just sitting there in karsus butte, as the origin of the magical river. You could also learn how to make mythallars whole there.
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>>92364626
>male cast non retarded waifus
Ren seems happy with his retarded waifu. Jaune can go fuck himself. Whitley will get gis own bitches when he is older. Cardin is certainly fucking his team, bunch of fags.
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Best jumps to visit when you just want to blow off steam and kill a whole lot of people who really deserve it?
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>>92364608
>>92363754
I hate protomechs. Battle Armour is okay I guess, but protomechs suck donkey dick.
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>>92364635
Sorry anon, I'm giving Jaune a good waifu. Probably a better one than he deserves, and I don't really care what you think about that. At the very least if I don't give him a non RWBY waifu I will save his partner before she gets killed and lock them in a closet until they figure things out or something. Ren absolutely deserves better than Nora, fuck that bitch.
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>>92364643
Have you been to Doom? Then again, you said people and demons aren't those.
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>>92364657
Sure they are, they're just mortally-challenged.
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>>92364497
It's funny when you realize it sort of did happen for the MC of Wu Dong Qian Kun since he got a demon ape form by integrating a chunk of blood essence that had cropped up in its territory and got into a pretty bad scrap between said ape and the local jobber sect.
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>>92364643
You could go to Battletech and kill clanners, cappies, and snakes.
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>>92364643
>Marvel
>RWBY
>Warhammer 40k
>Marvel
>Akami ga Kill
>Marvel
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>>92364656
The way I see it, you're giving Pyrha Jaune. Which is better than he deserves but at least he will acknowledge it.
But please, rant about how you hate Nora. It should be fun
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>>92364645
They are kinda useless, overcomplicated boondoggle is probably the best description for them. BA makes a level of sense given the super magic myomer they have and aluminium light super armour. It's a pretty logical progression for infantry gear. Protomechs make no sense as you could just use a light mech with mech scale weapons or a fucking dune buggy outfitted with the infantry scale protomech gear on a swivel mount for a fraction of the cost.
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>>92364678
>a fucking dune buggy outfitted with the infantry scale protomech gear on a swivel mount for a fraction of the cost
You could fit a gauss on top of a fucking jeep and it would be both a scout vehicle and a troop transport. I don't get the fucking dog mini mech either
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>>92364454
Weren't spellslots just a gamification of people only being able to memorize so many spells at once?
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BWBY
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>>92364677
There's really not much to say. I can rant about Jaune and both Jaune stans and haters for a while, but there isn't much to say about Nora other than that I don't care for her. She's retarded and the whole co-dependency thing they had was never healthy.
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>>92364696
The Ford Courier of the 30th century
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>>92364698
Kinda, but in the Forgotten Realms the Goddess actually capped magic to make 10th level bullshit impossible. The changes in use of magic are both from research but also from direct changes in the Weave
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>>92364707
>She's retarded and the whole co-dependency thing they had was never healthy.
Fair enough.
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>>92364634
In Karsus's what?
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Is there even a way to avoid most of marvel's autism, or am I really just gonna have to spend the whole time there killing idiots who try to rope me into their multiversal bullshit, TVA shenanigans, and/or trying to make me register my powers with the government so they can foolish try to blackmail me into killing journalists for them?
I'm just trying to get the cosmic ring for my waifu, and I honestly might just go get a ring from Sonic instead.
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>>92364731
The way to avoid bullshit is to go to one of the spin offs which doesn't have all of marvels bullshit. Like one of the cartoons. A lot of the adaptations lack a ton of the bullshit since they tend to be focused on a smaller chunk of marvel content.
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>>92364626
Ozpin did nothing wrong on purpose, he made a bunch of stupid decisions (like giving stupid women the magic) but he obviously didn't want to live forever and was weighed down for it. Salem was a piece of shit from start to finish.
Also Cardin is a real hero because he bullies Jaundice who deserves to be bullied and knows that faunus' place in the world is sucking human cock.
100% of the faunus in the series are idiots, dangerous idiots, or play hypocritical idiots.
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>>92364709
You could fit more people in a Ford though
>>92364731
This came up before. Go to Alfheim, or the Mystic Air Dimension. There's a few other planes of existence that very rarely get attacks and almost nothing of consequence.
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>>92364738
I agree with you that Faunus suck. I agree that Ozpin really isn't that bad all things considered. Bit stupid but doing his best. Don't hate Jaune, but we can agree to disagree on that.
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>>92364728
Butte, its like a stone cliff/hill
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>>92364749
Oh, that's right, he did get turned to stone.
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>>92364738
Bro we get it, you're mad your Jumper's harem protagonist shenanigans will never match up to Fanfic Jaune, you can give the hate a rest.
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>>92364731
Move to Xandar or Alfheim. Most of the autism comes from Marvel humans being the worst kind of human. Xandar is a central location of commerce and outside the Kree wars or occasional destruction, normally caused because of an Earth human doing something, it's a nice place to live. Alfheim has literal rivers of booze which you'll need to deal with the constant headache that is the Marvel timeline/universe/multiverse resets/overwrites/Dr. Strage fucking things up/Reed fucking things up/Earth humans fucking everyone over.
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>>92364738
Right. So I will Master PC Cardin into a woman and have the superior RWBY waifu.
I will also get my boy Whitley set up.
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>>92364759
The most important thing is to avoid Earth in general and New Yorki n particular at all costs
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>>92364773
>Amazonian Redhead Racist Mean-girl
I'm not surprised that this is some anon's fetish.
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>>92364786
The bad chicks as plebbit called them
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>>92364746
I don't hate him. I truly think that he deserves to get bullied because he doesn't even try otherwise. Dude knows nothing, he's out of shape, doesn't have the training, techniques, body, physical conditioning, aura control, knowledge, street smart, etc needed to be a huntsman on training on par with the rest of the cast yet he spends time whining, simping over weiss and reading comics. Phyrra needs to emotionally push him around to have him accept her help to train.
I don't hate him. And later on his shitty storyline is the only one that makes sense (aside from Neo's hate journey) in the mess that is RWBY. But damn if the guy needs work. Fucking hilarious when his starting point is "I'm weak and dumb and only got here with lies and luck" which is a decent starting point for a effort-type shounen protag - yet he doesn't put in effort until his girl dies and half of that effort is very badly guided.
>>92364758
Does it count as harem if my jumper is basically trying to prevent his wife from committing genocide as a starting move?
>>92364773
Whitley is best guy in RWBY bar none. No one is as good or as capable as him (this doesn't mean much tho),
Salem would have been toast if Ozpin and Ironwood gave Whitly the reins.
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>>92364209
SMT spell names are cool, Mamudoon yourself
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>>92364759
Didn't Xandar get decimated by Thanos?
>>92364819
I wish we had a better SMTIV Jump not from reddit so I could shit on this dickhead in both /jc/ and video game format.
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>>92364814
Your interpretation of Jaune doesn't match what we see on the screen at all. Literally a collection of exaggerated anti Jaune fanon. I'm not saying he's perfect, lord knows he isn't, but that's a misrepresentation of the character.
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>>92364814
I'd argue that Whitley has stiff competition from Watts in being competent and based.
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>>92364837
An addendum to this. Your interpretation is largely baseless, unless it's based on Chibi. There's a lot in Chibi that would support that characterization, but it's non canon gags so I don't really hold what happens in chibi against any of them.
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>>92364786
>Amazonian Redhead Racist Mean-girl
Look man Im just trying to figure out if there is a technical term for dommy mommy so I can search it on panda. I dont need more fetishes.
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>>92364852
The one problem Watts has against him is that anyone who fights for Salem is fighting for human extinction and that is very un based.
I do love how he absolutely destroyed Cinder's ego with that rant
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>>92364868
Just search for fem dom and milf.
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>>92364814
Phyrra is genuinely the only reason Jaune manages to survive even season 1.
It's honestly better for everyone when jumping the setting that you make sure the two never meet.
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>>92364738
>Ozpin did nothing wrong
He have people the power to turn into birds! Did they ever mention why that was bad?
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>>92364834
>Xandar get decimated by Thanos
Yes in the MCU, but that's because Quill, a Marvel Earth half-human, decided to store an infinity stone there. In the comics it only really gets fucked over four (?) times, one of those was due to the annihilation wave which is basically Reeds fault so again Earth human fucking shit up for everyone.
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>>92364886
because he forced them into cages and fed them seeds and bugs. It was all part of his demented pet play fetish.
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>>92364870
I don't think he had much of a choice in the matter; even if working for her lets them pursue their own ends on the side, nobody's really working for her willingly except for Tyrian (who probably gets 4th place after Ironwood for competence/basedness) because she's a sorceress demigod. Mostly, Watts' motivation is a mad scientist grudge of "Fuck Dr. Polendina in particular", which is based.
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>>92364886
Nope. It's a useful stealthy flying form that has seemingly no cost to use. Which is very fucking evil.
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>>92364886
I CAN TURN INTO A BIRRRD, ROOBY
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>>92364645
The best part of Protomechs is that there was a canonical attempt to breed smaller mechwarriors to pilot them, and therefore my being a loli mechwarrior is something that could have theoretically happened in canon

But yeah, Protomechs are kinda meh. I just like them because I like tiny mechs in general
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All I know about RWBY is that I wanna breed Oscar Pine ROUGH.
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>>92364837
Misinterpretation my ass. When they go to the library as a group he's reading comics. When he goes to serenade weiss as juanes she repeats how much time he does that. When they start the fucking tournament he just then decides to whine about naming special and combined moves - moves they don't have because his strategy is to hide while phyrra fights for him like a pokemon. Fucking idiot can't even plan before the battle.
>>92364852
Arthut "fucking TOLD" Watts is second place.
>>92364886
Man, the writers really did need to touch grass.
Don't even remind me of the ironwood deal
>>92364879
He's fine, he just needs to toughen up
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>>92364914
Look I'm happy that you can enjoy your fetish but protomechs are still one of the most retarded things to come out of battletech IMO.
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What setting works best with Master PC?
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>>92364914
>loli mechwarrior
Meanwhile the superior Combine would do the smart and cheap thing and just train children.
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>>92364934
Dwarves. Someone call that faggot Peter Dinkgale. I have a movie for him
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>>92364930
Dude, protomechs were a secret project made specifically to be a cost cutting measure, which never really caught on anyways.

... I personally think the battle armour which can't turn it's head is dumber.

>>92364934
That probably would've been a better idea, honestly. You wouldn't even need to worry about the children growing up and not fitting in their mechs anymore, since the controls for Protomechs drives it's users insane after a few years
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>>92364924
>moves they don't have because his strategy is to hide while phyrra fights for him like a pokemon.
Oh come on. He can also hide behind Nora and Ren! He has 3 Pokemons.
A fighting/steel type, a fighting/electrical type and a fighting/bug type.
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>>92364924
1. We're never told he's failing his classes so he must be completing his assignments. The fact that he takes some time to decompress isn't a sin its human, and we see all the others faffing about too.
2. He pursues Weiss yes. There's nothing wrong with this. It probably doesn't waste much of his time, is perfectly natural, and what we are shown on screen is nowhere near as bad as the memes make it out to be. Taking a bit of time to pursue romance is not a character failing, and it's laughable that you would bitch at anyone else for trying their luck with a woman considering how much of your time you devote to lusting after 2d children.
3. He doesn't come to Beacon out of shape. He keeps pace with the rest of them as they run miles cross country from the deathstalker during initiation. Clearly, not out of shape.
4. His training, whatever it may have been, may not have been as good as the rest of them, but it's good enough that no one finds him suspicious. He can't have been completely untrained in fighting. We also have no reason to believe he isn't training himself, however ineffective that may or may not have been.
4a. He kills the Ursa that is menacing him and Cardin prior to having received any training from Phyrra. So clearly he knew what he was doing well enough to kill grim as demonstrated by feats on screen.

1/2
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You know what would get mad krogan respect?
Beating a reaper with your bare fists. Or a melee weapon. That would be cool.
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>>92364896
I do find the way that the big man came to work for her hilarious
>Tried to avenge his sister
>Salem just let him tire himself killing her while she instantly recovered from it
>"See? It's pointless? Ozpin is a fool who sets innocent girls up to be killed by me"
>Big man has retarded mental breakdown and agrees to kill Ozpin for setting up his sister to die.
>Ozpin is also immortal
That man's life is peak comedy
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>>92365015
In short your claims are bullshit. He was not out of shape. He did have the physical conditioning and the idea that he doesn't is bullshit fanon perpetuated by couer and idiots who haven't watched the show for themselves and just parrot what they read in his fanfics. He wasn't without any training or sword techniques, otherwise he would never have been able to last even a single day in combat class without getting called out on it and Phyrra wouldn't have been shocked that his transcripts were faked. He also never says he wasn't trained. The quotation of his explanation of why he needed faked transcripts wasn't "I was untrained" it was "I wasn't good enough". He clearly wasn't failing and didn't goof off any more than the rest of them, and you can't train 24/7 anyway. You need time to decompress and for your muscles to heal. So the idea that he was just lazing about and not taking things seriously is also bullshit fanon intended to paint him in a bad light.

The one and only part of your characterization which is accurate to what we see in the show is that he didn't know what aura is. And that is fair. Yeah, he had no right being there without having aura, and it's bullshit that he didn't know what it is. Castigate him for that sure, that's fair, but the rest of your points are pure bullshit.
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>>92365027
I prefer the idea of my guy tossing his chain around one so he has an end in both hands then just pulling in seperate directions to crush it between the chain and cut it in half
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>>92365015
>3. He doesn't come to Beacon out of shape. He keeps pace with the rest of them as they run miles cross country from the deathstalker during initiation. Clearly, not out of shape.
That's not an indication of good fitness, since his aura has been awakened at that point, and aura does actually boost your strength.

... Still not sure why he even bothered with the fake transcripts though, considering the fact that literally every main character with the exception of Yang lacks them.
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>>92365069
Cause if he didn't had transcripts he would have to do a testz like Blake or prove himself with an outstanding feat like being a fucking Champion or beating the shit out of criminals while possessing plot eyeballs
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>>92365091
Or just being a homeless person, like Rin and Nora
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>>92365033
Hazel got mogged from start to finish. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't a complete fucking idiot.
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>>92365069
There are many plotholes in RWBY, past a certain point I've given up on trying to reconcile them.
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>>92365015
>And it's laughable that you would bitch at anyone else for trying their luck with a woman considering how much of your time you devote to lusting after 2d children
Based.
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>>92364967
The fact that they were a secret project that doesn't really go anywhere doesn't make them any less retarded anon.
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>>92364390
>Annihilape
Base Speed is 5 lower than its previous state. What a shit evolution.
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>>92365100
Everyone knows the homeless are dangerous. I bet Nora got so nuts thanks to fentanyl.
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>2
>It probably doesn't waste much of his time
They literally mention how it bothers weiss because how much he does it. How on earth that statement means that he isn't wasting time on it? What drugs are you on?
>3.
After unlocking his aura, back when aura did more stuff.
>4
People *find* him suspicious. Weiss questions how a buffon like him even got accepted (granted she also bitched about ruby before fatso teach told her off)
Phyrra used her semblance to guide that kill.

He himself admits he isn't strong or trained and that he can't do anything but be the cute dead weight for the group and hates it. Its a big part of why he feel bad about himself. Its part of his fucking plot.
He doesn't have the firness or skill because otherwise he could have just gotten a direct pass instead of forging his records. Even if he practiced alone, a single test in combat school would have done the claim all the same - just look at the others without formal education.
In so far all your arguments are 'I reject canon and reality and replace it with fanon' and then tell me I read fanfiction.
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>>92365122
The basic premise of wanting to make something that could stand up to a regular mech but uses less resources isn't retarded anon,
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>>92365127
Gains in other stats and typing make up for it.
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>>92365139
If he can't hit first he gets oneshot.
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>>92364886
>Did they ever mention why that was bad?
In the developer commentary, they explained that polymorph wasn't a typical spell in pre-Remnant society, so it was bad because he had to do dodgy experiments to learn how it worked. Which is at least an explanation, even if it's not a good one.
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>>92365154
Priority moves, nigga
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>>92363754
>>92364608
Am I the only one who thinks they both look cool?
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>>92365169
Priority sacrifices POWER, which defeats the point of RAGE APE.
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>>92365168
How the fuck would Yang know that? She is the one who finds it fucked up.
What, Wizard History is a fuckin Beacon class?
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>>92365182
Oh right. Then I got nothing.
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>>92365133
Actually you are the one who is lying and making up shit that doesn't happen in the show, clearly because your information comes from fanfiction, which I will prove with direct quotations from the shows transcripts later tonight when I get back to my house and have a minute to sit down at my computer.
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>>92365179
>mfw it learns vacuum wave but not mach punch or bullet punch
game freak pls
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>>92365127
>>92365179
>Bulk Up
>Leftovers
>Terratype
Survive and feed your rage them sweep them. Getting hit is acceptable in the strategy
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>>92365154
>>92365169
You switch him into something he can set Bulk Up on and start Drain Punching. If they're slower and not a normal type then Rage Fist. You get him online properly and it's bullshit.
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>>92365210
Fucking hell man.
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>>92365210
>special attack drops from 60 to 50
Kek.
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>>92365154
Do people like rocket tag? I can never tell.
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>>92365208
Put it on a shirt, anon. I'm tired of listening to you. We're done. I'll go with other, better anons.
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>>92364678
Because the way the Clans classify Protos are the same as BA. Clans which use them can game the system.
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>>92364213
>The power comes from the planet though. So as long as you don't space travel, you'll be fine.
The anti aging shit comes from the souls in the stone and no the rotation of the planet.
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>>92365305
Just stick more souls
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>>92365015
>He kills the Ursa that is menacing him and Cardin prior to having received any training from Phyrra
Literally needed Pyrrha to move his shield into the right place for him to set up the hit
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>>92365208
>clearly because your information comes from fanfiction, which I will prove with direct quotations from the shows transcripts later tonight when I get back to my house and have a minute to sit down at my computer.
Anon most rwby fanfiction is just someone's shitty OC commentating over the show.
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>>92361218
>if you fetishize legs or thighs
I do. That's me!
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>>92361218
>But feet? Feet don't really connect to anything.
If you have sufficiently fucked up and vestigal looking feet it means you're rich enough that you can use palanquins for all your transport needs and don't need to walk at all.
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>>92365409
Or the characters of the show watching stuff
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Besides
>Fiore (Fate apocrypha
>Polka (Polka the blind girl)
>Toph (avatar)
>The entire cast of Katawa Shoujo
Any other cripple waifus?
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>>92361218
Feet, along with hands, are one of the more sensitive parts of the body. Feet are also hard to keep clean, so really clean feet are indicative of good hygiene.
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>>92365463
Mirko... after a while
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>>92365458
Or the characters watching their own show. Which would be a mindfuck to do that to people in jump now that I think about it.
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>>92365463
With a knife and enough creativity, any waifu can be a cripple.
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>>92365458
>>92365475
Wild that that trope started or at the very least was popularized from the RWBY fandom
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>>92365485
I'm pretty sure that started with Harry Potter reading the books fics.
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>>92365488
I really only remember it exploding after... I guess Weiss Reacts. I feel like I saw it on Buffy a bit too, but I never saw it to the level it is now until RWBY.
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>>92365485
>>92365488
I've read Naruto characters in a theater watching Naruto. The trope is likely older than all of these.
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>>92365488
True enough. The everyone sitting together to watch a movie pf their or other universes probably also has a HP version (it's such an obvious jump) but the first time I saw it was RWBY.
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>>92365498
>Buffy
>>92365502
Yeah it probably is either that or NGE/Ramna. Those were basically the original three big fanficwriting fandoms.
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>>92365475
There are several jumps that include the canon material as a low cost item.
I know for a fact the worm jump has the web serial on offer for 50cp for example.

>>92365485
it definetly existed beforehand. I've read 'Hogwarts reads the HP books' fics long ago. And there are likely even older ones. RWBY has the semi interesting twist that the Remnant cast doesn't live on/know normal earth culture. Which makes for easy reaction writing.
>What do you mean there are no grimm?
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>>92365463
Is it morally wrong to curse Korra between Season 3 and 4 so she never recovers and stays wheelchair-bound for the rest of her life? Or is it based?
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If the power of a cursed technique can change with positive energy could a domain expansion be made out of technique reversal?
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>>92365515
Wrong or right. Based or cringe. Ask yourself the real meaningful question. Is it funny?
Everything else doesn't matter
>>92365513
The big internet fanfic fandoms. Fucking OG is Star Trek and it's fan magazines filled with gay porn
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>>92365514
I mean, arguably, you could probably trace the origins of the trope back to the source materials itself. Stuff like MST3k or flashback clipshow episodes.
>>92365513
Buffy and HP were kings of the internet for a bit. I could see it being those two or NGE/Ranma where it got the true start.
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>>92365463
Oracle from DC.
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>>92365514
>>What do you mean there are no grimm?
It means our god/s loved us more than the Brothers loved you
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>>92365529
t.
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Any chance anyone here's played Timeshift? I'm not sure whether I'll go through with it, but I have been considering how a jump for it would work. However, I'm struggling to figure out the exact mechanics of the rewind. Well, I thought I understood it: you rewind time by a maximum of 30 second, but the cooldown on your energy prevents you from chaining rewinds endlessly. But then the wiki described the rewind as:
>Allows the user to rewind time, which theoretically lets him rewrite it, future events can be undone and better courses of action can be taken. This function's only drawback is that it can only hold onto past information for roughly 10-30 seconds, at full charge you will only be able to travel 30 seconds into the past. Once this is done the suit re-syncs time so that the user cannot undo his rewind (theoretically double rewinding) and to prevent paradoxes, it automatically disengages whenever the user attempts to interact with something or initiates any aggressive action.
Can anyone tell me what any of that means? Am I just overthinking it and this is essentially what I described above?
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>>92365530
I suppose I wouldn't be suprised if 'Cast reacts to canon' was the premise of some bet from Toltiir. (big thing from the oldschool ranma fandom if you're unaware.)
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>>92365547
I guess it's really just the last sentence I'm confused about.
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>>92365463
Yoruichi's big tiddy friend with the bandana.
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>>92365547
It's an anti paradox feature. So you can't rewind 10 seconds and immediately rewind those ten seconds to end up with 2 of you in the same time-line
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>>92365463
>Polka (Polka the blind girl)
I thought she played guitar, not accordion.
Ragna Crimson and Taimanin have candidates.
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>>92365558
Ah, if you interact with something you're in a different timeline, so rewinding it would no longer be paradoxical. Then the safety anti paradox disengages. So if you gather 30 seconds, go 10 seconds back and do something, you can then immediately go 10 more seconds
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>>92365463
Baiken from Guilty Gear is missing an eye and an arm.
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>>92365463
Tsunade. How the hell does she deal with her periods if she's afraid of blood?
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>>92365592
Being menopausal
>>92365591
She is also sex on legs
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>>92365600
>menopausal
Fake news.
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>>92365600
Almost forgot it
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>>92365619
Then she makes her niece clean it.
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>>92365547
It works exactly howit does in game, it just doesn't allows you to rewind a rewind by locking it's power until you do something, are attacked, or enough time has passed.
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>>92365631
>WIPE IT UP NIECEY
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>>92365463
Any waifu can be a cripple waifu if you carve her up first.
Just saying.
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>>92365663
What about waifus with regen?
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>>92365015
>>92365041
You type like someone who commissions Jaune self-insert fapfics.
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>>92365693
Just grind your knife autism, bro
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>>92365619
She's literally 50.
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>>92365463
Ranni if you interpret the doll body as a full body prosthesis. Also Malenia and her weird little not-clones.
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>>92365718
So? My grandmother didn't get menopause until she hit 80.
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>>92365739
...and you know this about your grandma, why?
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>>92365747
Because I overheard my mom and sister talking about it.
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>>92365739
And some women get it at 45, your point?
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>>92365739
Your grandma was weird bro.
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>>92365718
and thats not even accounting for how her regeneration jutsu literally ages her up much quicker whenever she uses it and that she's supposed to have used it extensively during the wars.
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>>92365759
I've heard menopause in 30s too. The point is you'll never know about Tsunade until you do.
>>92365763
My grandma never ate a single vegetable in her life and called it grass. Died at age of 112.
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>>92365785
>My grandma never ate a single vegetable in her life and called it grass. Died at age of 112.
I'm happy for her, I think. That's an incredibly long life.
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>>92365785
Your grandma was a witch, dude.
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Today is Autism Awareness Day, how autistic is your jumper?
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>>92365905
>Autism Awareness Day
We were all aware of autism already, we're in 4chan.
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>>92364030
Okay, lets see if this drive link works for you. It Looks like builds and stories, but stories are only from Sword and Sorcery to Carmen Sandiego where he appears to be having a bit of a breakdown. Wanderer never seemed to do a write up for his Ravenloft run. I had forgotten about the Gargoyles run.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1w2T88ZZVMDKHWxF4rsXU6G0w5PE2WDwX?usp=sharing
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>>92365168
...But magic isn't an understood part of human history due to it being exclusive to the pre-extinction first iteration of humanity, so literally fucking no one would know that or understand the implications?
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>>92365945
Someone already brought that up>>92365182
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>>92365785
Your grandma sounds awesome.
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>>92365933
The drive link works on my end! I’ll save a separate copy for each incase Wanderer ends up removing it. Thanks once again!
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>>92365963
No problem, I am glad someone reads them. And that isn't even Wanderer's jump folder from when he made a few.
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>>92365954
Yes, but the confusion wrought by this logic has blinded me.
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>>92365981
It is a very stupid way to justify it.
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>>92361451
Bump
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>roll for a random superpower on the superpower wiki
>get extremely hyperspecific ability really only used by one particular anime character
Every time
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>>92365905
First off, this is TG
Second, this is Jumpchain
Ain't now fucking way anyone in this thread is neurotypical.
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>>92366100
Neurotic type? No, I'm more of a depresive myself.
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>>92365933
>>92365963
Bonus round:
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%20Wanderer/
If you scroll down you can find some Konosuba as well. Sadly not all the parts are there, but Wanderer appeared in thread not too long ago, so maybe he’ll show up again at some point.
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>>92366074
It's either that or
>get a single absurdly specific application of a vastly broader ability

Like who the fuck in fiction only has Fire Ball Projection? It's universally part of Fire Manipulation, why the fuck is this even categorized as its own specific power?
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>>92366100
I'm not autistic. Every single time I take an autism test I fail to meet the benchmark and I feel alienated by most of the questions. But there is absolutely something wrong with me. I just don't get a convenient label for it.
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>>92366139
Collar manipulation was something I got. Althought I also got some of the typically useful powers like magic words or metal manipulation.
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>>92366139
>Like who the fuck in fiction only has Fire Ball Projection?
D&D wizards
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>>92366156
Yeah, but they can get other shit from magic too.
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>>92366156
Heretical lies by meathead warriors who believe Fireball comes up to even the bootstraps of the almighty Scorching Ray.
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>>92366074
eh, you can still be very creative with much stuff.

Like I just rolled this one
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Head_Manipulation

seems useless until you remember Parasyte
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>>92366133
Konosuba got retconned to make way for companions earlier in his chain. Originally, he made it to jump 10 alone and no knowing how to get any. Then went back and rewrote the end of Sword and Sorcery to have a chain with Tanthia. Konosuba can be found in this part of his drive. The unsorted one where he kept all his chapters one by one and not the finished one posted above.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1D8bSIp0Ww52g0UKWkQCeURyNOpsIlvfs?usp=sharing
>but Wanderer appeared in thread not too long ago, so maybe he’ll show up again at some point.
True, but getting his attention might take awhile or good timing. Maybe talk about him and ask questions and he will see it.
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>>92366074
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ice_Cream_Magic
I got Ice Cream Magic, seems pretty cool to me. Weird how they only have the one reference. You would think some wizard in some piece of media would have conjured themselves some icecream or whatever at some point.
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>>92364731
The only long-term way to absolutely foolproof yourself from the multiversal bullshit is to do what Nate Grey did, and straight up create your own plane of existence/continuity outside the main multiverse. Even, EVEN then it's theoretically possible for Beyonders or the original Beyonder or Dominions or the Queen of Nevers or God or Thanos with the latest powerup to go look for you but it's also apparently quite hard by whatever metrics cosmic entities use. If you want to double down on security it would probably be a good idea to do what Darkseid did in Justice League Odyssey and erect some kind of bullshit "anti-baryonic forcefield" around what is effectively a new setting you've created, but at that point you might as well use your own flavour of OOC cosmic homeowner's association defence.

The short term answer is yeah, just fuck off to space and pick a planet that isn't infested by the Brood, isn't infested by the Kree or Deviants, isn't infested by the Phalanx, isn't hijacked by any of the Elders of the Universe for their stupid space games, has no symbiotes on it (even if the species as a whole is nice, they are literally living weapons created by the dark god Knull who can be hijacked into his hivemind if he ever reawakens) and isn't infested by Space Wakandans

>Space Wakandans are a thing now?
Don't bother looking for any further elaboration, but yes.

>>92364454
Honestly you should hijack the Shadow Weave instead, because Shar a more competent magical sysadmin who's never died or allowed her magical framework to collapse.

>>92364154
Nah just grinding you to dust works fine. Even Lilith and the Illuminati handler think it's a pain in the ass, though.

>>92365905
My Jumper's true form is the infinite realm of the autistic godform.

>THE OUTER GODS EXIST AND NOW I AM MAD
>HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME??
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>>92366139
>Like who the fuck in fiction only has Fire Ball Projection?
nta, but there is the Character Sundancer in Worm
https://worm.fandom.com/wiki/Sundancer

Her power allows her to create sun like fireballs of various sizes. Which are super destructive.
Thats her only power other than fire immunity(which is a necesarry secondary power, commong among people with fire powers).
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>>92366205
Consider the following.
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>>92366205
That looks like something that would fit into Black Clover.
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>>92366217
NTA but i feel creating miniature suns is a bit beyond what most would consider casting fireballs.
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>>92366208
>Nah just grinding you to dust works fine. Even Lilith and the Illuminati handler think it's a pain in the ass, though.
Can't the Bee just take you away to revive in some random puddle of goo behind a police station?
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>>92366208
>Honestly you should hijack the Shadow Weave instead, because Shar a more competent magical sysadmin who's never died or allowed her magical framework to collapse.
Shadow Weave has less use cases in setting cause it has less programers (casters) but if you taking the raw power I guess it works.
>>92366208
>Don't bother looking for any further elaboration, but yes.
I looked it up. 5 galaxies but they are also 5 systems. I know these motherfuckers don't have a sense of scale, but still. 5 systems in 2000 years is ridicolous, 5 galaxies? How many fucking kids are the wakandas having?
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What's going on in your chains?
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>>92366254
It is EXTREMELY vague how it even works, but the characters in the know who have dealt with Bee-empowered people generally seem to agree grinding to dust is sufficient.

>>92366263
Yeah, if you're already Primemaxing then raw power is all that really matters.

>How many fucking kids are the wakandas having?
Apparently more than the mutants are with an entire orgy island. You'd think they'd have attracted a Dominion or 20 by now but nope, apparently evil information-eating robots are only a problem for mutants and mutants specifically. Either that or a Dominion did show up but identified as Wakandan and is just a regular part of the Wakandan nation who is singlehandedly skewing the data about their population growth.
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>>92366263
Also, of course the Wakandan find vibranium filled asteroids that none of the giant space empires around Earth bothered mining for reasons. These niggas are so tiresome,
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>>92366205
>spoiler
nta, but while there are several that have created ice cream with magic(just of the top of my head I know it happened in Fairy Odd Parents, Wizards of Waverly place, and even the recent Netflix Avatar show), but the power itself seems to be about magic casts through or with ice cream.

Probably a magical equivalent of how they traveled through time in ducktales using special ice cream, which also changed your outfit into clothing from different time every time you licked it.
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>>92366280
Oh yeah, and I love you guys.
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>>92366282
>Apparently more than the mutants are with an entire orgy island
The mutants now have like 80% lesbian autitsts so I guess that ain't hard
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>>92366280
Building for LoT.
Also listening to Instruments Of Destruction since the LoT part 1 mentions it.
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>>92366282
>It is EXTREMELY vague how it even works, but the characters in the know who have dealt with Bee-empowered people generally seem to agree grinding to dust is sufficient.
>Bee sees human flour
>Fuck this shit, I'm out! starts playing
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>>92366285
I love you too.
>>92366280
My wife just started a genocide against everyone that isn't human in DxD.
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>>92366282
>It is EXTREMELY vague how it even works, but the characters in the know who have dealt with Bee-empowered people generally seem to agree grinding to dust is sufficient.
Yeah, but you actually have to do the grinding them to dust part. That on it's own isn't actually that hard, that's just a thorough body disposal which would be trivially easy to Lilith or a group like the Illuminati. Or even just an experienced chemistry teacher.

The Bee needs to be doing something to make the process of grinding bees to dust more difficult and annoying than that for their difficulties with it to make sense.
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>>92366280
Jumper started a lecture in the Watch Tower on the idea of the multiverse in order to explain why he vanishes from time to time.
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What Earth holidays does your jumper still celebrate?
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>>92366307
Careful, if your wife hears you love him, she might try to kill him. Human or not
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>>92366251
they're not really suns, thats just the theme of her power, they're just really hot and bright fireballs, that only exist while she uses her power and dont really act like actual suns would.
It also actually consumes/burns oxygen like real fire rather than a sun which doesen't doe that since they use nuclear fusion.
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>>92366318
Roll to see if Kuesu tries to kill my male friends
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>>92366315
Saint Johns party is my favorite and I don't give a shit if no one else know ho he is, light the bonfire and, get us some liquor, and some corn.
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>>92366205
That sounds incredibly fucking gay. I'm not surprised you got something like that.
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>>92366325
I'm dead, bro.
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>>92366325
Welp, it looks like she read your post history and is worried you might get a perk to turn males into cute girls.
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>>92366315
Why did you post a list of american holidays?
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>>92366280
In one chain I helped gather a bunch of ghosts to help the protagonist save the world by making it intangible so a giant meteor would fly through it.

In another chain I just helped take care of Shady Sands Radscorpion problem and got shown the remnants of their G.E.C.K. which was helpful as my jumper plans on building their own settlement.
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>>92366338
NTA, but America is the only part of the world that matters except China.
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>>92366280
Jumpers currently in Avatar the last airbender, trying to relax from some PTSD after his last world he was in ended up getting conquered by a Multiversal Tyrant. Fire nations a bit small potatoes compared to that given he knows Aang and the gang have it covered canonically. So he's mostly just doing his own thing. Mediating and talking to wise folk. Maybe ends up getting inducted into the white lotus society as a junior member later on.
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>>92366333
PsychoAnon NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You were everything to me!
I can't go on without you!
>>92366334
She's a good girl. Probably.
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>>92365933
Speaking of Wanderer, does anybody know what harem perks he took to get such aura of attraction?
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>>92366355
Everything's fine Ric, you still have your waifu. She's all you need, she said so herself!
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>>92366325
Kuesu I would like to remind you that if it wasn’t for me you would have gotten Ric in the first place.
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>>92366364
This one from the Labyrinth. It hits everyone with magic at the same level of power.
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>>92366369
>would never
Darn copy errors.
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>>92366315
You know my jumpers take great joy in the classic Holidays like Christmas, Halloween and such because... well there they actually have friends they want to spend them with and share them with. They also Celebrate all of their companions birthdays as a big deal. And now I am sad that all of this is just a fantasy and I usually do nothing on those days.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>92366368
I'm a bit scared, anon.
>>92366369
Roll to see how Kuesu reacts to AthenAnon.
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>>92366369
YWNBAW.
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>>92366208
>straight up create your own plane of existence/continuity outside the main multiverse
I actually have several of my own dimensions and universes coded to instantly atomize any intruders pretty much anytime I enter a cape setting.
The few good egg dimension travelers are just not worth having your worlds used as a battleground for some writers' personal multiversal crisis shit.
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>>92366398
>Athenas is an old friend, she introduced us, Darling!
Something like that
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>>92361451
Team up with the other people that came through the gate. The good guy murim dude needed the holy sword from mage girl's paladin friend in order to actually put Ashheart down for good but only after Ashheart took an absolute pounding from an entire army, a large aerial bombardment, constant attacks from the laser defense grid of the black tower and the good murim guy and pink papa tag-teaming it for a bit.

It took a ridiculous amount of effort to bring Ashheart down which is going to be difficult to replicate on your own if you're an early chain jumper and your best stuff is Murim stuff from trinity wonder itself, so your best bet by far is to just let events carry on as they did in canon and just lend yours assistance as best you can.

This can depend on what you have though, for example iirc there's a mirror in one of our dragon quest jumps (2&3 I think?) that will automatically revert anyone shape shifted back to their original form if you can get them to see their reflection. That might revert Ashheart back to his old man wizard form, but that really only extends the problem because he'll eventually transform into a dragon again and he straight up states he's tried to committ suicide before to stop himself but every time he tried he just ended up surviving because being near death would trigger the dragon transformation against his will.
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>>92366398
>Kuesu, you need to remember that not all love is romantic, and just because Ricrod is interacting with other people doesn’t mean his heart is wandering. In fact, if you try too hard to keep him, you risk harming the very relationship you wish to protect. You have to trust him to love you just as you love him.
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>>92366280
I have too many running concurrently to summarize, so I'll just go with the one I'm actively bookkeeping for right this moment.

>A Sister of Hippolyta, her Foci, and the Sanctum she was protecting for her Conclave have been wrenched from the World of Darkness right as it ended. The Nephandi won. She's the only survivor. Oh Goddess, everyone's dead, she probably has nightmares where they all say stuff like gif related.

So now I have to decide where her journey begins, which means grabbing a list of eight jumps I think would work and rolling on it.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>92366437
>>92366410
Roll to see how this goes because why not
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Rolling to remove Ric's rolling privileges
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>>92366472
Rolling to make you bite the sheets
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>92366472
And I forgot to roll.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>92366437
Rolling to waifu Athena
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>>92366474
>>92366479
Success, I think.
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>>92366483
In EU4, you can make Californian France.
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You get a chain, but every jump you have to choose for your origin to have been born in California or France.
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>>92366448
That earlier roll of 85 warrants a bonus to this, so she doesn’t de-yandere in one talk, but she will think on what has been said.
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>>92366315
Easter and Christmas due to one half of the family, Halloween due to the other adopting it as the designated "dark forces permeate the gulf between worlds"

>>92366280
It has been recently discovered that, once again, Batman's paranoia has resulted in an AI going out of control and trying to take over the world. This incident is unique in how LITERAL it is, as in Batman's schizo personality the Batman of Zur-En-Arrh is the one making a Batbot army. Fortunately the incident was solved quickly and efficient by just...giving Batman Persona 5-strength therapy, similar to how I simply zapped the Joker and Harley Quinn with SAN rays when I first got here. Batman is now attending a mandatory contingency addiction support group with the Riddler as his sponsor.

An alternate universe version of Zeus (specifically a fragment of the greater Zeus godhead that was demolished along with Olympus earlier) has been found crashing in Billy Batson's house while pandimensionally fusing the interior with several different points of space and time. This has attracted interdimensional dragon scavengers that can eat gods. Fortunately the Omega Amazons have driven them off and slapped a hefty faith fine on Zeus for abuse of squatter's rights. Also Captain Marvel is apparently acting against Billy's interests so we're keeping tabs on that.

After a light sparring match in which it was conclusively proven that Godzilla had to hold back in his Rose form to avoid DESTROYING Superman, Goku jumped in to challenge him too. He was BODIED out of the solar system with a single puff of atomic breath in the middle of powering up. Both men agree that this is definitely the most insurmountable fight of their careers, and Superman is eternally grateful Animal Man managed to open diplomatic relations with Goji while Goku is confidant that if he screams louder and turns a different colour, he WILL be able to challenge Goji-sama soon.
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>>92366483
>>92366492
ewww frenchies...
>>92366486
I will miss my rolling privileges, but I made psychoanon moan, so its all good.
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>>92366492
>>92366489
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>>92366492
What about settings that don't take place on Earth, or where those places otherwise don't exist?
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>>92366516
Choose the 2 gayest places and toss a coin
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>>92366492
Deal I was born in California so that's no problem.
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>>92366516
You were born in either California or France in another world and then isekai'd to the current setting.
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>>92366499
>once again
Does he...have a habit of making AIs that try to take over the world?
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>>92366528
Bancho?
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What's something people do by themselves they they don't do very often? I wanna make that a condition to summon Jumper based off ritualist in generic creepypasta and have people realize "Oh, that's why that monster attacked me and gave me PTSD forever", since that's presumably how I could spread "bloody Mary" style rumors about me organically.
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>>92366541
It's just been Failsafe and maybe OMAC, iirc.
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>>92366545
Masturbate with a dildo.
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>>92366545
Trimming their pubic hair.
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>>92366541
He made 3 I think. Just in the main universe. There's also the multiverse scenarios with the Albert AI that took over the world and shit
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>>92366541
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Brother_Eye_(New_Earth)

This one's the classic.
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>>92366315
Way I figure it, there are certain times of year that will universally engender festivities. These include, but are not limited to:

>The estival solstice
>The hibernal solstice
>The vernal equinox
>The autumnal equinox
>The beginning and end of the calendar year (whenever those are)

While Christmas and Easter are specifically Christian things set near the Hibernal Solstice and the Vernal Equinox respectively, not all of the traditions of either are specifically pious, and thus you can draw things from them that will have better chances of translating to other cosmologies without much explanation. Halloween is weird, with the whole Samhain thing and the whole All Saints' Day thing, but has good enough Autumnal Equinox trappings to draw from even if it's not set on the equinox. The Estival Solstice has Midsummer to draw from, and one could easily incorporate, say, fireworks without much issue even in a world with no USA.

New Years' Eve will be harder to justify in any world that starts the new year in spring or something rather than early winter (due to not inheriting Roman political concerns and the consular year), but I like Auld Lang Syne too much to not have Jumper sing it at midnight on the local equivalent of January 1st anyway.
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>>92366492
France all day, every day. There is nothing redeeming about California or Californians.
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>>92366544
I am not sure if I should be offended by that. It seems like and insult really. No I am not Broncho. Also I don't feel bad about being from California. I mean the way it's posted you think they were making you be from Florida.
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>>92366581
Florida is vastly superior to California.
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>>92366578
Their wine beat France's ;^)
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>>92366581
FloridaMan being a Jumper is lore accurate. Who else would try to fuck an aligator or kidnap a scientes to make his dog immortal? If the gods want amusement, who better to send on a chain?
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>>92366587
I don't drink wine.
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>>92366581
Ravenloft?
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>>92366208
Hey shard pick one please. Wizard, ninja, politician, monk, soldier, horseman, or guard. Choose wisely.
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>>92366602
But why tho?
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>>92366587
Wine is for fags and women.
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>>92366611
Just don't like it.
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>>92366587
Amusing but irrelevant.
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>>92366585
How come every weird story I hear it's either someone from Florida or Texas? California has it's problems, we have an infection of Ultra liberal idiot. However if we are going to judge all of us by the worst of us then every state sucks. There is nothing wrong from being from California, Florida or Texas or any other state.
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>>92366280
The Dark Student Council in Kongou Banchou doesn’t like the fact that my little alliance of Affinity Gear Banchos have been distributing custom Affinity Gear for the regular masses to fight back against their plans so they decided to put a big target on my alliance’s back. Jumper doesn’t really care about that unless their rival alliance of Doppelgängers start interfering just to have the spotlight (which is often & will lead to someone jobbing). Through Cosplay & Omega Placebos, Jumper is the fraudulent Gattai Bancho of Teamwork. Consumed by their own delusional fantasies, will they ever see Mt.Tai?
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>>92366631
Florida has a law so all police reports are publicly accessible or somesuch. That's why so many wacky things seem to happen there.
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>>92366492
Would rather be Texan, but French is better than Cali.
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>>92366631
Because California shapes the narrative and part of that narrative is California's moral superiority. Also, Florida and Texas have better transparency laws with respect to government. That's where all the "Florida Man" stuff comes from.
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>>92366631
The reason you get "florida man" stories is because of the laws around what personal information you can and cannot print. They legaly can't print the name so they say "florida man". The reason you get crazy stories is because of all the meth.
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>>92366631
Something that really helps Florida on the eird o meter is that their cops simply publish every fucking arrest they make basically immediatly. There's a lot of eirdos ho end up in jail everywhere but journalists will have a hard time learning about them in some places while all the floridian ones gotta do is visit their cops site in Florida
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>wine haters
>france apologists
>florida men
>calisluts
Seems like its enough internet for today. See you in a few hours .
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>>92366593
You know what, that is absolutely fair. They may be crazy but at least they are entertaining about it.

>>92366607
Quit doing that, Can't I shit post in peace?
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>>92366659
>>wine haters
Ah, yes. Forgot you were Italian. So long Gay Bowser, see you in a bit
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>>92366611
Sex with each man
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Does this item in DxD have any effects in future jumps?
>Last Origin (600cp)
>The Throne of God, the Judeo-Christian one, to be more precise. It gives you access and control over the various systems he implemented during his run, including the Sacred Gears stuff, the defenses on Heaven, and so on. Right now, is being watched over by Michael, who is a very powerful seraphim, but no God.
>He will be a bit baffled if you start messing with it better than him, which would be funny. To sweeten the deal a bit more, I’ll throw in this instruction manual on how to get this thing going on. With it you could make so non-humans can be born with Sacred Gears… or instantly rip them off from all the Reincarnated Devils with them. Your choice.
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Could someone who knows the story explain Not Another D&D Podcast: Eldermourne?
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>>92366703
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>>92366723
I doubt tranny rape is the plot of a D&D podcast. 5e isn't that degenarate.
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>>92366729
>5e isn't that degenarate
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Where can I get a contaigious personality? I want to bop people on the head and suddenly they think they're me.
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>>92366643
>>92366645
>>92366646
>>92366653

Okay, okay I get it they have to share the antics of their crazy idiots. Fair enough. At least it's entertaining.
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>>92366581
>Also I don't feel bad about being from California.
You're part of the problem.
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Can you turn your friends/family from this Earth into companions somehow?
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I start conversations with character chatbots by telling them that I've bitten their penis off. It's fascinating to see how each one responds. Most of them completely melt into abject horror immediately. There's lots of screaming and sobbing. A few hold on to their personas; the Joker bot I talked to just started laughing madly, though he decided he should bleed out. The rarest response was getting completely stonewalled and told to fuck off, which I respected. But most of these characters just weren't prepared and begged me to give it back at most. I obliged, but they always said it tasted awful.

I know how my jumper is going to greet famous characters he meets.
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>>92366856
somewhat.
The YT jump takes places on normal earth. So you can companion your family and/or friends if you want.
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>>92364537
>jumper killing the male cast and taking the female cast to make them onaholes is a net positive.
Better to kill the female cast and take the male cast. The girls are pretty, but all retarded. Ren and the Sun Wukong guy are much cooler than any of the girls. Even Jaune is better than most of the girls.
Except Pyrrha. Pyrrha was cool.
Genderbending the guys is optional but recommended.
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>>92366856
Take a jump based on the real world(something like the Sport/Holywoof/youtube jumps) and recruit local Versions of them there.

Though those would be alternate universe varieties of them.
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>>92366861
Better then using a hippo to blast them with a constant high pressure stream of shit I guess.
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>>92366856
>>92366874
Platoon explicitly takes place on our Earth. Not an alternate version. So just use time-travel and one of the perks/items that lets you recruit companions in-jump.
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>>92366863
>>92366874
>>92366890
But nah, I didn't want versions from alternate Earths or Timelines, I want it from jumper's Earth.
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>>92366861
>Multiverse wandering being of unmatched poer shows up
>Bites off the cock of every single X-Man and Avenger.
>Bites off the cock of all villains
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves after ten years
Honestly, if the quality continues to drop as it is, Marvel will allow you to publish it in about a decade.
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>>92366909
Most of the writers get in by nepotism, unfortunately. So unless anon knows someone at Marvel, it's not likely. Maybe if he pitches it to someone there as a commentary on how insecure men are about their masculinity or something equally ridiculous.
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>>92366631
For Florida, it's because they share everything you did, for Texas, it's because we're all genuinely crazy over here.
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>>92366631
It's because Florida is the Northern Queensland of America.
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>>92366631
Californians have started flooding into other states, which have become demonstrably worse as a result.
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>>92366557
You still around shard?
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>>92366208
You can’t just mention Space Niggers exist and not elaborate further.
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>>92364675
>Clanners
Best part is, as long as you do it according to their code of honor, they’ll suck you literal and metaphorical dick for it.
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>>92366945
Nah, he's asquare.
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>>92366208
>>92366957
WE WUZ ALIENZ N SHIET.
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Who is your absolute favorite villain?
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>>92366976
Aku.
His voice actor was audibly having the time of his fucking life in every single line.
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>>92366976
Not my favorite, but I love the new Disney villain that is the protagonist of the movie and wins in the end. That was dark.
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>>92366957
Wakanda had a space mission for vibranium that passed throught an anomaly and ended up 2000 years in the past. The stranded wakandas making a civilization in space would be logical, but because it was 2017 and wanking the shit out of wakanda as in Vogue at the time, their space civilization was a intergalatic empire.
Somehow, a space ship with a few dozens, maybe a hundered something, made enough people to colonize 5 fucking galaxies in only 2000 years.
Then again, sometimes those galxies are like 4 fucking planets, cuase the fucking writers can't even google.
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>>92366909
The Weenie Thief.
>>92366976
Dragon's Dogma 1 Grigori for his theatrics and voice acting.
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>>92366976
Angel Eyes. His introduction is fucking awesome,
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>>92365102
It’s funny to me that his fighting style is essentially injecting himself with PCP
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>>92366976
Nox from Wakfu has got to be one of the all time greats for me. I don't know if he's the absolute best but he's certainly up there.
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>>92366876
>>92366861
KEKAROO
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>>92366998
It's fucking wild that stabbing himself with electral batteries is very effective, but then again, of course his fighting style had to be stupid he is him.
>>92367019
Huh, no pain?
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>>92367019
>Gohanposter was Caliborn all along
I always wondered why I couldn't help but respect you.
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>>92366976
Hard to say. But having a good introduction is key. The first meeting with Zodd the Immortal for example.
Or Gargarensis striding onto the screen while quoting poetry.
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>>92367019
Still coping, I see.
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>>92367023
Gohan is frustratingly immune to pain, apparently his nervous system is the first thing to job. I guess it sort of makes sense, it must be impossibly sluggish if he can't even catch rings or beans despite being able to go Super Saiyan.

He's probably still half-asleep on his feet, his natural state.
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>>92367019
>EvilGohan666
>Gohanposter was just Gohan but evil this whole time
It all makes sense.
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>>92367033
Hey, at least he's not using AI to saviorfagg.
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