Spooktober is coming Edition>Balance Dataslate:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/20/warhammer-40000-metawatch-downloading-the-new-balance-dataslate/>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>Tithes Animationshttps://gofile.io/d/GpvGgmhttps://gofile.io/d/3oPbxI>Previous thread:>>93903034>Thread Question:What 40k lore tidbit did you learn from following /40kg/?
>>93907506>TQI learned about the Severan Dominate because of that one anon and his third party Kill Team project. I wonder if he's still motivated even though the compendium is now killed.
Which character has the best tits?
>>93907530Cato Sicarius
>>93907530The Swarmlord
I'm so lonely and depressed that I paint models to have people comment on them just to get a bit of social interaction.
>>93907544same
>>93907509What you should do is buy one of the fancy nobles from necromunda and kitbash/paint them into an inquisitor so its more silly looking. Its not like you HAVE to use GWs base models for everything.This is a modeling hobby first and formost.
>>93907530Coom before you post.
>>93907577I did. Specifically to Sororitas porn.
Is the lion's armor supposed to be green like the depiction in his book or black like GW painted it's model?
>>93907417Navigators actually have a pretty beefy anti infantry attack
>>93907635who the fuck needs anti-infantry in 10th tho
>>93907627yes
>>93907591>Sororitas pornWHEAH?
>>93907627Whichever is harder for your autism to deal with
>>93907591What do you want a fucking medal or some shit
>>93907638oh no it's entirely superfluous I just wanted to chime in here since doing 3 mortal wounds at the drop of a hat to some poor guard squad just by looking at them is pretty fucking funny
>>93907627>black like GW painted it's model?Anon you either didn't look closely or are colourblind his armour is dark green on his model.
>>93907506So what exactly is the salamanders’s purpose? Everything they can do is already done by another legion.
>>93907681Flamers go brrrrr
>>93907544>I paint modelsNo you don't
>>93907681Their purpose was to create the Dragon Warriors
>>93907708But those are salamanders
>>93907708They succeeded
>>93907544Well post models so I may comment on them.Here is a wip lord of change I have been working on.
So, what's the deal with Volkite weapons?
>>93907729I'm trying
>>93907721>>93907725Exactly we have the best version of the Salamanders in their fallen chaos brothers, time for the chapter to be wiped out
>>93907732Gay people like to complain about them even though they don't matter
>>93907732Super heated death ray.Flash boils you and sets you and your friends on fire
>>93907736Black dragons aren't chaos, they're just cool
>>93907753I know that, I was talking about the Chaos warband Dragon Warriors, not black dragons.
swarm lord, melee hive tyrant, shooty hive tyrant, or flyrant?i can only afford 1
>>93907760Noone cares about chaos outside the og traitor legions
>>93907681I think the salamanders would’ve been way more famous if they are allowed to ride actual dragons like the wolves and doesn’t have their skin turn black
>>93907762Pick ur fave aesthetics wise or you r a peter puffer
>>93907780Why is having their skin black a downside, I think it makes them unique and interesting
>>93907780>ride actual dragonsHad a vietnam flashback to that one anon that wanted a Kroot dragon and the threads discussing how to get Dragons into 40k. Not the Void Dragon, not Helldrakes but proper fire breathing dragons.And is Salamanders could ride Salamanders (dragons with 4 legs and no wings) then their arch rivals the Dragon Knights should use winged Salamanders. Shows they used chaos to corrupt and twist their form
>>93907785People generally don’t like blacks
>>93907792Just say that they were made by dark age human who want to larp as knights killing dragon same way Fenris is a Norse mythology larp. Have nocturne become a Knight world that have dragons in it
>>93907762Consider getting a 3d printed tyrant torso out of Etsy or something, that way you get two of them.My picks were HVC flyrant and strangle thorn tyrant.I regret not making a swarmlord just for the aesthetics
>>93907802This. I'm fine with Salamanders being black since it's their shtick but I don't expect to see them among other Marines. It just doesn't happen in my little world.
>>93907806Can dark age humans have the power to make dragon tho?
>>93907733Is the red on the bases an intended blood effect or just mistakes from the robes?
>>93907806>Blood AngelsGolden Renaissance Vampire Knights in space>Dark AngelsArthurian Knights (with hoods) in space>Space WolvesViking Werewolves (another eras version of knights) in space>White ScarsGolden Horde mongols (another eras version of knights) in space>UltramarinesRoman Knights in space>Iron HandsKnights that are insecure about their weakness and want to replace their bodies with metal in space>Imperial FistsInuit Knights, that were retconned into being seige and defense experts and forebeaers of the Black Templars the knightliest knights in space >SalamandersDragon Knights in spaceI think thats a great fantasy niche that they can fill. 40k doesn't have Dragon Knight space marines
>>93907826>>Salamanders>>Dragon Knights in spaceUnfortunately all the salamanders can be are blacks space marines that like fire
>>93907817Dark Age humans were gods tech wise, they could do anything. Hence why archotech can do anything the author/plot wants. Planet Terraformers, teleporters, time travel, planet shredder. DAoT humans made all the abhumans and the first Votann/Kyn so they can tinker to make a giant salamander have wings
>>93907836Too bad we don’t have them. Otherwise the sallies would be the most famous chapter
>>93907729I finished my bloodthirster yesterday
>>93907826>Dragon KnightsDo people even like dragon riders that much?
>>93907627Both are dark green.
>>93907839So what you're saying is 40k should start ripping off Age of Sigmar and replace this guy with the Salamander Grand Master. Or should all the captians be dragon knights
>>93907792>Had a vietnam flashback to that one anon that wanted a Kroot dragon and the threads discussing how to get Dragons into 40k.Hehe, that's me.
>>93907849The color of cum
>>93907860Yes, also you need to change their color scheme to red, black and gold, and make them not black. Also give them an European knight theme instead of black theme
>>93907860I'd just be fine with Salamanders getting that function as the chapter flier unit that can also land and then maul the shit out of some spiky marines which it then melts into molten slag.
It feels very good to finally have almost everything I own be built
>>93907826>>Blood AngelsGay ass niggas>>Dark AngelsGay ass niggas >>Space WolvesGay ass niggas for wolf ass>>White Scarsnobody cares for these dudes>>Ultramarinessubtle gay ass niggas>>Iron HandsGay ass niggas>>Imperial FistsAutistic niggas>>Salamandersthey arent dragon knights at all.
>>93907792There are already dragons in 40K. They're hunted for sport.
>posting flying dragons when the obvious choice is RIGHT FUCKING THERECome on, people.
>>93907889man votann look cool.
>>93907889In my defence I was talking about the chaos Salamander, Dragon Warriors using chaos/daemons/blood magic to create a fly dragon from the giant Salamanders/firedrakes already on Nocturne
>>93907889I would give the salamanders 3 dragon unit: a flying one, a wingless one that act as mount and a massive one like your pict that act like a giant squiggoth, carrying weapons and troops
>>93907860>>93907875Just give them a heldrake painted green. Have It just sorta show up one day and no one question it
>>93907873>and make them not black. Also give them an European knight theme instead of black themeI don’t see how these changes matter?
>>93907909Fuck off cuck
>>93907905>Have It just sorta show up one day and no one question itThats the tried and true method GW uses when it does retcons >The Salamanders elite Draconic riders have always fought for the Imperium since the fires of the Heresy.>Salamanders, also known throughout the Imperium as the legendary Dragon knights of Nocturne
I like to chop.
>>93907935why the green eyes
>>93907940NTA but Khorne Berserkers often have green eye lenses, in art and described. Adds a bit of variation to their colour pallatte
>>93907940Why your dick so small, huh?Bitch ass
>>93907940So he feels _Bonita_
>>93907909Nobody want to play as blacks
>>93907940Maybe Pthalo green is just that berserkers favourite colour
>oh old ones, can we have the cure to cancer please?>no>AAAAAAH IM GOING TO KILL EVERY ONE OF YOUbravo games workshop, peak fiction
>>93907898This seems sensible, what do anons think about this anon’s opinions?
>>93907940Green and red is festive. Like Christmas.
>>93907860>>93907889Why can’t the salamanders have these? They are so cool
>>93907966Because GWs lack creativity and hates fun. Like that one IG regiment that used to ride dinosaurs
>>93907953speak for yourself.
>>93907889Heldrake's are so cool
>>93907973Too bad they look like folk art stained glass pieces
>>93907591>Sororitasentry level tourist, fap to daemonculaba
So is this what lunchtime is like in a really chaos warband
>>93907889>winglessNot a dragon.
>>93907991sexooooo
>>93907971>Korean shitGooks are cucks, what do you expect?
>>93907958What do the old ones look like anyway? And what happened to them?
>>93907506Are there any books that go into depth on the age of technology? Also, I haven't read any of the horus heresy stuff. Should I? I've mostly read guardsmen books like Gaunt's Ghosts and Cadian Blood.
>>93907971Why is Lamenters anon holding a black baby?
>>93908002>Are there any books that go into depth on the age of technology?No, theres none. Its a mythic past era who we only learn bits and pieces about when its technology is unnearth after being lest for thousands of years
>>93907825Ah, I haven't finished the bases because I'm not sure if I like my original scheme anymore. I used to paint them gray, apply a dark shade and then drybrush grey to make it look a little like city rubble.
Postes on /wip/, but I'll post here too. Finished tau Yoko
>>93908022Overlord Miku
>>93908009Ah, I understand. Thanks.
>>93908027Striped
>>93908002No, there is nothing about it in detail.There are some glimpses in some of the HH books (mostly short stories).Some of the HH novels are guard heavy too (Legion for example), so if that is your thing, go for it.In general, if you are not interested in space marines, most HH books can be ignored. (Even tho some focus on civilians, assassin's etc too)
>>93908031And finally started on this nurgle girl a couple days ago.
>>93908032Sweet. I think I'll check 'em out. Thanks
>>93908022>Tau RebeccaSmash.
>>93908022Purge it with fire
>>93908022And people accuse tau players of being gay
is this tournament legal?
>>93908098Lelith's official model doesn't have a spear, so no.
>>93908108
>>93908109why is gay workshop (formerly known as games workshop) so allergic against non-hideous female modelsdo they not know 90% of their fan base are lonely males?
>>93908042That marines body looks so different from the normal space marine silhouette. That torso is so long it must be a third party bit right?
>>93908115The model is from the 90s.
>>93908115In the grim future, there are no beauty products
>>93908109No longer the official model. Not even the previous one
>>93907844odd base for such a modelis he skipping through fields?
>>93908116It's the Iron Father Feirros model with the Gravis captain's arms, a HH IH head and an armour piece from the Kataphron kit on his chest.
>>93908116I think it's just the extra plating and cables in front that was added. And the head, I suppose. Besides that I recognize it as all official bits.
>>93907860Would giving dragons to the salamanders making them the most famous chapters?
>>93907844He looks really thirsty. Nice work.
I actually like intercessor armour more than tactical armour except for the helmet.
>>93908141That's not a crazy thing. Everyone has their favorite armour pattern. It just happens to be the newest one is your fave
>>93908022That's a cute Miku, do you happen to have the STL?
>>93908122Think you mean "current" model. It's still an official Citadel model. Besides, even back then who didn't have a spear as her weapon, merely "wych weapons" which was meant to represent a wide variety of different weapons in her arsenal.
>>93908141So, you like this? (not mine)
>>93908151Doesn't matter. Just as irrelevant as if you tried to run the Avatar with the marine-sized model.
>>93908138It would make them the most interesting loyalist chapter, at least for a while. UM would remain the poster boys as they are still the 'platonic ideal' of a space marine. Whether Salamanders dragons could withstand the void of space and fight space battles is the question.
>>93907729Pew pew voidsmen
>>93907869Go do a doctor.
>>93908109>but muh old shitOld shit quite literally does not matter for tourneys.It's the new shit or nothing.
>>93908109That's a trident, not a spear.
>>93908182A trident is a spear.
>basic marine armour>3+ save>gravis armour>"...forgoes mobility for durability, offering much better protection">3+ save>phobos armour>"...removes some armour plates, increasing mobility at the cost of protection">3+ save
>>93907733Wait, how in the fuck did I manage to get red paint on both their chests? And for fuck's sake, why can't I see all these errors with my naked eye?
>>93908180Tournaments largely don't give a shit what you use as long as it's clear and appropriate. You could use a model from 1980 if it's got the right wargear
>>93908182>trident>a 3-pronged spear
>>93908191Blame the d6
>>93908191>sisters of battle 3+ save Checked, terminator should be your only heavier armour the only difference otherwise is loadout and special abilities
>>93907958More like >Old ones: all life is sacred and should be protected and cherished!>Necrontyr: we rose despite the adversity of our birthplace but we are now cursed with super cancer forever, can we get the cure?>Oo: No, fuck you, you fight too much, kill yourselves Necrontyr society was justified in being angry, and it's the old ones hubris that lead to the creation of the Necrons, the creation/uplifting of the eldar and the creation of the krorks.The fucking toads deserved the rope
>>93907729Got drunk the other night and decided to come home and paint like an idiot. Ended up with a very rusty power klaw1/2
>>93908027Source on the model??
>>93908165Right, because having different looking weapons is the same as being different size.
>>93908208And then tried to improve it. I think I've done a decent job making it look a bit better2/2
>>93908191>pic related>2+ save
>>93908210Yep, both are a problem
>>93907825>>93908017Here's a picture of some models I painted a year ago when I ran out of inspiration to show what kinds of bases I'm trying to go for.
>>93908216How?
>>93907760>Black Legion successors that are blatantly on the side of one god>Multiple "muh daddy horus" BL successors (probably not even around during the HH)>Every World Eater successor looks the exact fucking same>Three alpha legion successors that look exactly the same>Iton Warrior successors look like Black Legion successors>Word Bearers looking like diet World Eaters when not just lacking a design entirely>Death Guard never straying from uh oh stinky poopy brown or babyshit green>All one of the EC's successors named like they should be a WE successor>Only Ksons and disconnected legions actually putting in effortIf Horus was alive he'd kill himself from embarassment at the traitors' lack of drip variety
>>93908191>nobz>2 shoulder pads, a shitty breast plate, shirt and pants>4+ save>mozrog>part cyborg, most of his body us exposed like snaggas / snakebites in general >3+ save
I think lasguns should get +1strength so shooting marines is a 4+ chance to wound instead of 5+
>>93908227Both potentially negatively impact your opponents ability to properly play the game, which TOs care about?
>>93908242I think my guys should beat your guys.
>>93908243>He plays wizzywig>Not just agreeing pre-game what weapons units have
>>93908247>He plays wizzywigYep. Playing a model game bud, get with the program
>>93908252Well my model looks cool with the chainsword and bolter but he has a powersword and plas because it's better and I already glued it
>>93908247Enforcing wysiwyg seems like something the tournament organizer would decide on, not invidual players.If not playing in a tournament, I've never ever seen anyone care IRL.
>>93908243How does a named character model having slightly different looking close combat weapons affect your opponent? It's an official model and there are no wargear options for it.
>>93908191but i thought all my heckin space chads variants were unique...
>>93908242Nah I don’t want them having the same power as a bolting, you use them with weight of fire
>>93908263>Its an official modelOk I'll be playing the 1991 Avatar with the current rules, he's an official model after all and apparently that means it's ok
>>93908274>can't explain>has to start arguing about model size of a totally different model againI do not accept your concession.
>>93908281That's okay, I'll let you read the reply chain and maybe you'll figure it out
>>93908184>>93908195Nah, it's a trident. It's different.
>>93908224The dogmata is a cool model that doesn't get its due appreciation in /40kg/.
>>93907530Post before you coom, this is the high quality posting I like to see.
>>93908283Tridents are either spears or cutlery and for her it's a spear even though for me it's cutlery.
>>93908115its grimdark not anime porn pop. its an intentional artistic decision. they can make pretty females when they want too. go play genshin impact.
>>93908283Trident is defined as a 3-pronged spear, you retard. What do you think the "tri" stands for?
>>93908297That's because you're fat
>>93908283
>>93908305>Trident is defined as a 3-pronged spear, you retard. What do you think the "tri" stands for?Nah, it's not a 3 pronged spear.It's a trident. Comes from the fact it leaves 3 (tri)dents into whatever it hits.
You guys are forgetting that 10th edition made all wych weapons into "blades" including the net, the agonizer, the impaler, and the hydra gauntlets. So it doesn't matter what weapon you give them or the succubus, it's still WYSWYG because all those weapons use the same profile
>>93908313That's a harpoon.
>>93908319I reject this reality and substitute my own
>>93908191It's funny that they didn't even have the balls to make Reivers/Infils 4+ save 8'' movement or something of the sort. Would've been more interesting. Having all these different armour variants but everything is 6'' 3+ is silly.
>>93908282You can just say you have no idea how it'd affect them.Besides, your Avatar example would be correct if someone wanted to 3D print an Avatar model with a glaive and after people bitched about the current kit not coming with a glaive, someone pointed to the 2004 Epic model as an example of an Avatar with a glaive.
>>93908191Pretty sure they have different toughness & wound values to reflect that.
>>93908334>You can just say you have no idea how it'd affect them.Oh I do know, clarity of wargear is important and having the wrong stuff is unacceptable depending on the TO.My example stands by itself, simply being "official" doesn't mean anything at all if it's not the current model
>>93908340and different invuln saves as well, along with special rules.
>>93908313that's a fork
>>93908291I quite agree.
>>93908365Forks have 4 prongs.It's why they are called Fo(u)rks, retard.
>>93907990what's the source of the comic? Looks kinda cool
>>93908375???????????????????
>>93908375They can have 2-4, depending on what they're used for similar to different spoons
>>93908340Only gravis (+1T, +1W). Phobos and non phobos are the exact same.
>>93907973paint one and try to say that again with a straight face
>>93908348>clarity of wargear is importantOn a named character with no options?>simply being "official" doesn't mean anything at all if it's not the current modelEven GW isn't this much of a Jew. So if your TOs are, I feel bad for you.
>>93908391I don't play chaos, and the rules are bad because 10th hates fliers. That said if I did I would probably sand the wings flat and paint them a solid color, maybe do some green stuff blue flame coming off the wings.
>>93908313It's plural so it's 3 spears
>>93908319>every melee weapon is now a ‘nemesis force weapon’ I can’t even kit out the terminators to fight big guys anymore because hammers don’t exist
>>93908399Why did they model the legs like that? I truly don't understand how that was a thing
>>93907991DnD did not invent dragonsfurry/scalie retards did not invent dragonsthis meme has been, and will always be retarded
>>93908375What about "fork in the road"? Does this imply 4 oaths instead of 2? What would it be called if it's 2 paths? Or 3? 5?
>>93908396>Even GW isn't this much of a Jew.What do you mean? GW has no power over your games but at events they control they ask for the same thing. Nobody is letting you run a marine sized avatar, get a grip.
>>93908319Can't wait for GW to reintroduce different weapons and people lose their shit because now their units are a useless mess of options, some not even valid.
>>93908400If they had put more than one tabard in the kit it would’ve worked
>>93908396Was more of a general statement than specifically Lilith but as for running older models, hell nah. There's plenty of old ones that are inappropriate and give you an advantage, you're not running them
>>93908406>at events they control they ask for the same thingDo show an official GW organized tournament that states in their rules all models must be the latest versions.>Nobody is letting you run a marine sized avatar, get a grip.That is your argument, not mine. You're not sticking that strawman on me no matter how hard you try.
>>93908407In the 14 years where I wasn’t playing 10th I’ve never had this issue, you took options based on their points cost and their profile and this was fine
>>93907806Salamanders have a niche, and it's their humanity. They are willing to preform tasks other chapters deem as inneffective be cause they wish to minimize human casualties as much a possible. How about instead of flandarizing them like the Space Wolves, make them into a representation of the gallant defenders knights were suppose to be, which many actual knights weren't.
>>93908413I know a guy with an army of RT era marines and vehicles. Nobody, not even tournaments, have complained about them. Not everyone is as faggy as these mythical tournament organizers who are gonna lose their shit over someone's 3D printed Lelith with a 1-prong trident.
>>93908414>They don't ask for the latest models>But you saying you can run an old one is a strawmanYou ok?
>>93908385Forks can't be used as spoons idiot
>>93908402>What about "fork in the road"?English is full of retarded, nonsensical idioms that are wrong.
>>93908419People tend to give less of a shit about it when your opponent is running a trash army. Let me guess, are they ran as tactical marines with the wargear they're given? Couple missile launchers and bolters?Not many people going to kick up a fuss about that, almost unsporting to beat up the infirm
>>93908377Was going to call you a fag for not using reverse image search but google is dogshit and its not shown at all. So I am the fag and I apologise to you anon.Its a comic called John Carpenter's Tales of Science Fiction. Theres a few series with that title but the link is the first part of the stroy, that pic and pic related is from one of the sequals I don't remember whichhttps://readcomiconline.li/Comic/John-Carpenter-s-Tales-of-Science-Fiction-VortexThink Alien+Dead Space+the Thing its great horror sci-fi
>>93908197What dice would enhance the fluff-crunch relation in 40k?D10 or D20?I would say a D20 to properly represent weapon/ballistic skills and armour saves, and the rest stays a d6.Although it would be turbo shit because GW can't balance a fun game to save their lives
>>93908415In 4e, for example, heavy and special weapons were not limited to 1 per 5. Your 5-man tactical squad could take a plasma gun and lascannon, or your terminator squad could take two assault cannons. Then 5th edition made them 1 per 5 and suddenly there was a lot of people with spare special and heavy weapons they couldn't use or had to buy more models to make their units legal. IG conscripts used to be able to take some weapon options. Then they were made just all lasguns. Now conscripts are gone. There's also been plenty of times when some units or options haven't had models and people spammed them via conversion or 3rd party models because they were good, and GW took them away.I just feel like now that GW has told people to go ahead and do whatever, people will. Until options come back and people will have units with a mix of weapons that might not work together or you have too many of some weapon that's now limited to X per Y models. And you have to pay all the points for those options.Bottom line: Don't trust GW, GW is asshole.
>waacfag schmoozing new player after beating him in a 500 point game with, fucking shocker, two dreads (this nigga really fucking gloated about a 50 win streak across several stores too)>newfren brings up that we should do a 2 on 1>flat out say no because me and waacfag agreed to never play again after he had a melty over me calling out his bullshit on the store's discord>he asks why>say he's really competitive as a polite way of saying he's a humongous cock gargling bastard who poaches games with new/inexperienced players and actively builds around other people's lists knowing full well they can't respond to multiple tanks & high ap deepstrikers because he's got a bottomless pit of money to throw at ebay auctions and shit>he gets all red and says he's not because he doesn't copy tournament lists and I'm so mean>mfwRefusing to play with him was the best choice of my life because even in mtg he's a cumguzzler waacfag with a fucking nofun bant deck
>>93908441In an ideal world a d20 would be fine, but rolling a volume of that sort of dice is a nonstarter
Why are Tzaangors so lame?
>>93908450I'm sure rolling in sets of 5/10 would be equally cumbersome with d20 as it is with d6
>>93908455they are actually cool and I would mind buying and owning some if they werent priced with modern day GW prices.
>>93908458Properly sized d6 don't roll when touched, they're relatively stable. Picking out your 1s isn't going to be playing Operation like it would be with d20s
>>93908433RT era marines had all just about all the special and heavy weapons available to them as current marines.
>>93908465Cool?
After fucking around with lists on Newrecruit I have to two conclusions:>I cannot build lists for shit, thematically or meta wise>I really need to play more fucking games of 40k so I know what I'm doing
>>93908473most armies are just msu spam if you want to have a chance of doing anything.
>>93908461Are they good? Cultists just seem more useful. Even with the shamen buff they still seem weak.
>>93908473I just collect models that can form useful units and things I like.
>>93908478Not really
>>93908481No, you really dont want to include anything other than power armor in your lists as it is.
>>93908478Yes but you see, my brilliant plan to make the 1st Company detachment not suck donkey dick requires both a ten man blob of Assault Terminators and a ten man blob of Reivers. >>93908486That's my plan for the most part but I want to know what to buy to finish the list out beforehand. Like I can get the BT Combat Patrol, combine it with my starter set, and I've got a nearly a finished list with two character options for some flexibility. Granted I don't think there's any rule that says I can't run a Termie Captain and a Marshal on the same list but it feels weird thematically.
>>93908497But muh style...
>>93908428Are (You) ok? (You) seem to have forgotten who's arguing for what. It's ok, I'm sure (You) can read back the reply chain to figure things out.
>>93908513Perfectly fine, drink some water and you'll become comprehensible again
11e starter box will be $400.
>>93908532Who will fight the ultramarines?
>>93908563I will
>>93908563The bad guys of course
>tfw got "lectured at" because I apparently like the salamanders for the wrong reasonI just really like fire. Why do people have to be massive faggots about them being "le hecking friendly chungus marines"?
>>93908563TauBattlesuits will be slip into several kits and they will all have no options, look like shit and become more expensiveIt came to me in a dream
>>93908580I've no idea how the interaction went but you come across kinda whiny when you choose to vent like this
>>93908580I just like colour green and them having lots of heavy infantry
>>93908583I don't think tau really have enough of a 'big bad' feel to them to work for main edition boxset.Doesn't really play up the heroic vibe of the marines for a trailer either.
>>93908578Would be too sick. Never gonna happen. Expect Orks instead
>>93908563Probably orks or Black Legion.
>>93908563Dark Eldar are the next oldest model line to update so probably them. They have precedent from the 3e starter box too.
>>93908578No one gives a shit about the DEldar, GW is never putting them into a starterbox because it'd hurt the sales of the starter box.
>>9390862211e will be a nostalgia bait edition, so getting marines to look like the xenophobic fanatical hyperracists they are fits just fine
>>93908636Nobody gave a shit about tyranids either and hey would you like at who came in leviathan
where do my fellow canadians buy 40k minis from?
>>93908630>BT vs. DE, round 2
>>93908563orks, darkmek or world eaters.>>93908630Jes goodwin considers their plastic models flawless, so he's not letting other people touch them, plus a starter set, by virtue of being obligated to have the elite marines on one side, absolutely needs a more horde-like enemy on the other side in order to pretend this wargame box has a good amount of models inside, elves are not conductive for this and the 3rd ed precedent is moot.
>>93908642>Nids on remotely the same level of literal who as DrukhariGuffaw
>dude runs alpha legion>every single one of his marines has "I AM ALPHARIUS" written along the base rimMadness knows no bounds
>>93908563Emperor's Children
>>93908642>Nobody gave a shit about tyranids eitherDeldarfags are delusional.Your hellraiser edgelords are bottom of the barrel in terms of popularity.
>>93908563Deldar. They need to boost Eldar popularity like they did with Tyranids and Necrons and Deldar need an update. Tau, Craftworlders and Votann look too much like a good guys to face Marines in a starter set. Other Imperial factions can't face Marines either. Chaos is reserved to be revealed as the ultimate bad guy all along later in Editions life. And basic CSM have all their core troops refreshed already.Emperors Children will show up at the end of this editionThis only leaves Deldar. Maybe Lost and the Damned.
>>93908636>>93908642>>93908655>>93908664>>93908664A rare xenosfag civil war!
>>93908563Emperor's Children but there are also rumours of Space Wolves vs Orks
>>93908563Ultramarines led by Titus against Thousand Sons led by sorceror dude.
>>9390786040k should also rip off AoS and have all the human factions be led by black women
>>93908697you'll settle for the overweight British women instead.
>>93908622Let's put aside the fact that Tau are xenos so that instantly makes the battle against them heroic. You think space marines overruning fire warriors wouldn't make for a heroic trailer but the battle suits of the Tau tend to tower over Marines. When the crisis suits, ghostkeels and riptides start appearing Marines will look like heroes fighting for what's right against things that are two, three, four times bigger than them.>Verification not required.
>>93908708why do you people keep posting >Verification not required.Its WEIRD.>Verification not required
>>93908678Just as planned
Leave the Space Wolves to me
There might be some referential humor here I don't really get, I never watched the show, but the visual on its own is at least mildly amusing.
>>93908001>look likefat frogs>happened to themdead
>>93908726wtf
>>93908732Old fashioned shoplifting would be far more efficient
>>93908732Get a job, then sneakily exchange the currency they provide for plastic. They'll never know.
>>93908708Scale is not the only issue, it's the clean look, it's the white vior'la colour scheme, it's the way they fight.
>>93908741Just throw some kroot and vespids in too
>>93908726The man was going to kill himself until he found his true calling of killing sentient violent pests with his gun.
I always thought Horus was just a basic ass evil guy but he was actually tricked by falshe visions and is therefore a tragic character of sorts
>>93908754>The man was going to kill himself until he found his true calling of killing sentient violent pests with his gun.What the hell, I never gave them permission to use my life story for their cartoon.
>>93908563would love to see orks but i doubt it, what army hasnt been involved in that boxset yet? orks were for 5th edition, and whats even funnier is that a lot of ork bros STILL use those models to this day. im still using the nobz, warboss and boyz from that box
>>93908723why do all knight players use the same helmet?
>>93908642>Nobody gave a shit about tyranidsLmao
how many models have you painted but never finished, /40kg/? i must have some case of painting adhd because i rarely finish anything
>>93908770I have about 80 miniatures.I painted 6 of themMy life is a nightmare
>>93908770One man's finished paintjob is another mans table ready mini. But really its quite a bit for me.
>>93908774im just trying to count it in my head but theres possibly close to 200 at this point and ive painted close to 50 of them, and half of those were painted 2 fucking decades ago (they look like shit btw)
Slaanesh pussy must be absolutely insane
>>93908756Horus wasn't tricked and he was always ambitious.People fucking sucks at reading comprehension, ffs
Why dont the chaos gods in their power just let all chaos terminators sprint the way grimnar did
I had a dream that I spent $4000 on one bulk order of Orks on eBay despite already having ~9kpts of them.I don't even have $4000 to spend. What does it mean?
>>93908770I got in some kind of workflow with my army where I wanted to come back and do all the bases after I was done so now I have like 2k out of 3k painted and only like 10 models fully based and finished and only because I use them for Kill-Team.
>>93908796>9k pointsfucking hell anon, are you one of the blue ork bros? is there anything you dont have yet?
>>93908796If you take it as a nightmare it means your psyche regrets your decisions. If it was a happy dream it means your psyche wants more orks. If it was indifferent then your psyche wants you get get more money and buying warhammmer is the incentive.
>>939087964000 dollars for an ebay buy is crazyHow many minis is that, like 800 or something?
>>93908790>People fucking sucks at reading comprehensionI think it's more a function of the HH novels, especially the first dozen-or-so, being fairly slapdash and internally inconsistent
I was putting together a Terminator and the little extended wing tip that becomes the collar on the gorget broke off and went flying into space.It's a good thing you can run these guys in units of 2 because I don't know if I'm ever gonna find that tiny bit of plastic
>>93908834You need that tiny bit of plastic to run the model in a game?
>>93908001They're just Slann, it's a real bummer.
>>93908814I want to say it would double what I had already.>>93908805When I got eyes on what had actually been delivered, I remember being dissapointed at how much it was. Not really the fact that I bought it, but rather that it wasn't enough.>>93908800Blue Orks are Best Orks, what can I say?As far as things I don't have or have never ran:>Stormboyz (but I'm painting a unit I got very recently, so that'll change soon)>Don't own Tankbustas>Don't own a Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy>Don't own a Stompa (hate the model)
>>93908001frogs
>>93908814I'm sure you can get over 4000 boys if you find good deals
>>93908866definitely surprised that you didnt have any stormboyz, im not a waac individual but those guys seem to be essential in most armies
Oi cunce where can I find the black library mega.I want to read valdor
>>93908027Bold
>>93908902Fuck off Ahriman
>>93908909I wonder if they'd let him in if he just asked nicely?
>>93908886lizards in roman armor with a flame thrower is>le most technologically advanced and powerful race everfuck bros
>>93908909No lemme enter
>check out ebay for cheap used minis>everyone just sells them at retail or at a 10€ discount (despite being used)?????????
I'd pay extra for Warhammer models like this. They're still pretty detailed and way less fragile.
>>93908902Telegram
>>93908909I wish Harlequins got a single new unit, alas that is the tragedy of liking space clowns
>>93908891Imagine having to paint 4000 boyz, fuck me I've painted 10 so far and already wanna kill myself
>>93908931You only get good deals on rescues and big lots. If you're not willing to buy someone's old collection as a whole you're only saving a small amount after shipping anyways.
>>93908931When I first started looking it was fucking horrendous, didn't help that I live in the arse end of the world so postage is outrageous. Starting to see more reasonable deals now, although it does consume a fair bit of time finding something worthwhile
>>93908932>id pay extra for World of Warcraft-tier designsyikes
>>93908937Lady Malys soon. Trust the plan.
>>93908932nowadays the amount of quality and quantity of 50€ board game minis are genuinely crazier than 200€ GW sets, its wild
>>93908937Is StP fun?
Has anyone used Smart Strip to strip minis? I wanted this Biostrip 20 I've read about, but it seems to be a UK only thing. I know ISP and all that jazz, but I've got young kids in the house at the moment and I want to have as few chemicals as possible. I've read Biostrip is nontoxic, so while not ideal if they get a hold of it, not the end of the world as ISP would.
>>93908953You like VNs? If so, yes. Lots of different choices.
>>93908951>Quality Uh huh
>>93908954>but I've got young kids in the house at the momentDon't let them grow up to be pussies, you need to be developing their immune systems IMMEDIATELY
>>93908932If you are breaking GW plastic minis you are a clumsy oaf tbqhfamUnless you're playing DE
>>93908897They never were something I felt I needed, honestly. I understand how important action monkeys are in 10th but until now I never had use for 5 Boyz profile models.
>>93908957come on dude dont make me post the new slop models they charge a premium for LMAO
>>93908951Any of these big enough to proxy a vortex beast? If it's off by like 10mm it'll still work.
>>93907530Magnus
>>93908924>roman armornahbesides that represents one of the slann as they could be currently be found, survivors without much of the infrastructure or true expertise of their ancestors but the slann seem to have been very spiritual even at their apex, not pure sleek sci-fi stuff
>>93907973They aren't. They really aren't. Perhaps they could have been if they had limbs that weren't stubby little comical things, but they don't, so they aren't.
>>93908970None of these look really daemonic in a tzeentchy way
>>93908957C'mon, don't act like the quality of gw minis is so much better that it justifies the prices. You know that's not true.
>>93908970Hold on, I do have that actual board game and have a few pics, I'll post them shortly (at work currently lol)
>>93908948WHERE'S MY FUCKING MIMES GW?Also a flyer like the crimson hunter would be nice
>>93907748I thought melta guns were the heat weapons for the imperium, why they make a new one?
>>93908979GW minis are overpriced but they do indeed shit from a great height all over those in terms of quality
>>93908979I consider GW to be minimum quality to be worth buying. Anything that fails to reach GW level is not worth buying not matter how cheap it is.
>>93907762Magnets
>>93908946Where do you think we are? Do I have to point to vashtor and the soulgrinder?
There's some vr thingy being advertised, I don't really care. I just like the big toothy grin.
>>93909016SM2 barely runs as it is why would they think they could optimize this game good enough for vr?
>>93908979Since I also build DnD minis for a friend and do historical miniature dioramas for fun I can confirm that GW miniatures are among the highest quality in sheer detail and production engineering on the market.Not only do they have the best plastic but they also have some thought put into them when it comes to assembling and painting.Anyone who shits on GW minis should try some other minis as a comparison.
>>93909015Those don't look like the earlier image
I will spend my money on frivolities and items I don't need today.
>>93909041Did the same yesterday, bought the Siege of Vraks book and another Leman Russ.
>>93908970>>93908985this is literally a normal ass mini (one of 56) from a 50€ dungeon crawler board game
>>93908990>>93908992>>93909024I'm not seeing this huge gap you guys see. As far as little details go they're nearly equal. Of course the void dragon's pose is way cooler, but looking at his body, wings, and rubble, the cyberdemon isn't dramatically less detailed.
>>93909041I plan on doing this soon but for paintsI must be the shittest painter with the biggest collection of paints
I LOVE WHEN GW ATTACHES GATES TO TINY FRAGILE PIECES THAT HAVE CONNECTIONS TO THE MODEL THINNER THAN THE GATE SO JUST THE FORCE OF CUTTING THE MODEL FROM THE SPRUE CAUSES IT TO BREAK OFF
>>93908213On behalf of all the other ork anons on this board, we're all proud of you and you're doing good work. That said, you've been working on that nob for at least a week, you gotta tighten up your process flow. Sometimes you learn by just calling a model done and moving on to the next one. We all have the utmost faith in you.
>>93909049Full rosterA proxy mans dream of a cthulhu faction (alien), 50€Plus, you get an actual good as fuck campaign boars game with it
>>93909024I have to give it to GW that they really do have a strong understanding on what makes minis pleasant to actually paint. It's like night and day between 3rd party sculpts and the GW official ones. Everything has a considered angle of approach for painting even when fully assembled.
>>93909050Closest model would be something like an Obliterator. Weird to compare it to the VD.Do you think pure greeble amount = quality?
>>93909052I love it when a sprue gate is attached to an area that's too small for my clippers to comfortably reach.
>>93909049Not quite vortex beast sized. Are the king in yellow and Nyarlathotep(one on the far left?) bigger?
>>93908125not that anon but 4 out of 5 times I'm at the hobby shop the tables are set up in a grassland, might as well base some as what they'll be standing on.
>>93908386Because phobos units generally suck even with all their gimmicks
>>93909054Oh I haven't really been doing much lately, I might sit down and paint for 30 minutes at most but it looks like that I've been painting it forever. I've painted a few orks in the last 2 weeks at least, but yeah I barely get anything done. At least I've stopped buying more orks now
>>93909057Sigmarines being chased by cosmic horrors lol, but ok I stop posting now>AYYYYEEEEE SAVE ME SIGMAAAAAR
>>93907729Wip
>>93909074Is that ork from 2e? It's rare to see one of those these days, gj anon
>>93909049>>93909050Look at the texture of the plastic, look at the edges on the detail, competitors are 20 years behind on GW and they know it, that's why they charge such a premium price.I am not talking about resin btw, I am talking about plastic, which is harder to mold and process.
>>93909051>I must be the shittest painter with the biggest collection of paintsBeats me. I have a large collection of paints and don't even paint. And then when I get the mood to paint half the pots are dried out and I have to rebuy half my paints, then I lose the painting itch and the cycle repeats
>>93909060Is greeble like the little details and texture? Is so, yes. How else do you judge quality besides those little details and poses?
>>93909041Based pleasure seeker
>>93908402Count em. 4. Bet you feel stupid now
>>93909057anon what are those 2 things centre right. I don't recognise them and Im pretty good with all lovecraft alien looks. Unless they're like expanded mythos creatures>>93908951also the 2 far right creatures here are their night gaunts right?
>>93909074Dis green nigga be like>where da 'umie bitches be at
>>93909041>frivolities and items I don't needtautological
>>93909078>half the pots are dried outI had this problem in the early 2000s when all the citadel ones were screw tops, which was absolute hell due to the fucking paint drying out within the lid and seizing. Do paints still dry out like that? I haven't had any problems yet with the citadel ones
>>93909057Thanks, upper left could maybe work.
>>93909050That demon looks sick as fuck, anyone who says its low quality is tripping
>>93909024>Not only do they have the best plastic but they also have some thought put into them when it comes to assembling and painting.This varies greatly between kits. There are some that are recent kits that very clearly were a case of an automated program making the sprue placement as efficient as possible, gap filling is mandatory on even some relatively recent kits like squighogs. Generally an issue I have with a lot of newer GW kits is them breaking infantry size miniatures into a million tiny pieces to optimize the sprue, though I do concede that some of it is to make the cast come out as good as possible, it sort of defeats that purpose if it's leaving a bunch of hard to fill gaps.
>>93909079Ok, enjoy your minis anon.
>keep getting called a cuck by my secondary friend because I buy minis and don't 3d print then>tfw apparently "I fucking hate resin" isn't a good enough excuse
>>93909109Just call him a nomodel poser and ask him how his latest builds are goingthen continue to call him poorif you notice that 200 bucks missing from your GW purchases, you are not a good earner
>>93909108I will enjoy both, and proxy where I can. Love me proxies.
>>93908770i paint in batches of 3, so I have a shitload of units where i've painted 6 or 9 out of 10.
>>93909074>POV: You get robbed in downtown London at 2AM for your cigarettes and spare change
>>93909109he will die of the fumes soon enough
>>93909105And all those demons were only $60! He'll make a fine wolrd eater proxy.
Behold, the highest quality mini available to man.More detail - better mini. Fax.
>>93909077>that's why they charge such a premium price.Nah, they do cause they aim for an absolutely insane profit margin
>>93909077Why doesn't GW use this market advantage and make a bunch of lovecraft monster/god minis to totally undermine their very minor compeitition? Just don't have the room for it in their factory production that already cannot meet demand even after they rise prices
>>93909131Looks like any other tyranid. Maybe slightly larger maw.
>>93909140>Looks like any other tyranid.You are legally blind, so that explains a lot
>>93909131Detail is nice and all but something about models like this just lacks sovl.
>>93909140That doesn't look like a tyranid at all unless you totally blur your eyes and look at the vague silhouette
>>93909147No, it's got more detail so it's better
>>93909134Yeah, obviously, but they are able to do it because they are that far ahead. That was my point.>>93909138It would probably open up legal issues with Hasbro etc.Why do that when you can just keep your production in the UK and China and keep making millions without upsizing production?
>>93908473Theorizing about lists isn't too useful if you haven't played many games. However, some guidelines I follow are:>4-6 beatstick unitsOffensive damage dealers. Warboss+nobz, beastboss+beastboyz, etc. Usually runs 1200-1600 points>Transports for beatsticks if they're infantry>Utility/action piecesBackline screening, mobile secondary scorers, deep strikes. Grots, stormboys, warbikers. Transports once they've dumped their passengers and are still alive. 300-500 points.
>>93909127Fucker is relentless, I'll be talking with my friends who do collect models and every fucking time interjects with the same bullshit. Probably only enjoys talking about the lore and gets upset when we start talking about painting and shit>>93909117Would probably have a meltdown desu
>>93909148I wasn't doxxed.
>>93908473I made several lists on new recruit and I loaded up the app today and they are all gone, just disappeared. No idea what has happened
>>93909148How often do these generals get mentioned outside of this board?
>>93909077>that's why they charge such a premium price.Their profit margin on any model averages out to something ludicrous like >70%. They charge stupidly high prices because they like money, not because it's the bare minimum necessary to keep the lights on in Nottingham.
>>93909152>legal issues with Hasbro>over public domain creatures and namescthulhu death may die isn't even owned by Hasbro
>>93909173My point wasn't that they need to charge it, my point was that they can allow themselves to charge it, they have the market cornered.Just wait a few years until the Chinese buy their old factories and start copying their process.
>>9390917190% of time anything 4chan related is mentioned anywhere else, like on reddit or discord, it's anons making a shitpost there so they can screencap it and post in whatever thread they want already shitpost in
>>93909171Never, only GW IP people talk about this thread when they read our brilliant and creative ideas for fluff changes and additions
>Have about half of your army painted>start getting second thoughts on your choice of color schemeThis is the worst fucking feeling.
>>93909057>>93909072>>93909138I am actually a fan of yog-sothothery bullshit but it really, REALLY doesn't belong thematically in 40k beyond just pulpy aesthetics.And those pulpy aesthetics are already nubbed by nids & daemons to a lesser extent.
>>93909176The market is too fucking small for that, noone would care, why would they do it, they are a business first and foremost.Actually good plastic DnD minifigs would sell like hotcakes.>>93909190Can't wait for the Necron X Imperium truce and alliance
>>93909131Are they letting those pisspoor imagebots design miniatures for them now?
>>93909148>r/horusgalaxy>10k subs>only 48 onlineDead subreddit.
>>93909198I've committed now and refuse to change. Maybe choice of highlights etc but I can't change my colour scheme, fuck that
>>93909131>>93909151Ooh?~You're approach me?
>>93909230>>93909198Take a step back, think about why you chose that scheme and then keep comitting.
>>93908473Lists are easy>2 regular troops>2 guys that move 9+ inches>2 big things at t10+>2 dedicated anti-tank (can include the above vehicles)There's your starting point for a generic army
Has the colour of gw plastic changed over the years? My unpainted models from the 2000s are much lighter than the plastic in today's boxes, surely that shit doesn't fade over time?
>>93909148Read some of those posts and comments on there.Most of those faggots there are secondaries and culturewarriors.They also even have a official discord attached to that reddit.I somehow get the feeling lot of the retardation and autism you see in these specifically comes from that place.Lot of the same talking points and even use of the same buzzwords.
>>93909251WrongYou need>atleast 3 pieces of artillery>bunch of meat>transports for the meatand some characters and one or two tank busters
>>93909256Yes, the newer plastic is darker than the older plastic.
>>93909238Positively Built for BBW (big bucket of wash)
>>93909201>>93909203fair, I just like the more niche lovecraft and wish it was represented in 40k a little more. Like the several different iterations of degenrerate inbreed humans that live underground and eat people. I get that probably played a role in how mutants in 40k were designed but mutants get no focus what so ever and aren't even mentioned as being a segement of the population more fluff. Old fluff said there was1 million mutants per psyker, and a million psykers for every blank.
>>93909148Proofs?
>>93908031based
>>93909238Aiiieee! Giger, I kneel!
>>93909287>Like the several different iterations of degenrerate inbreed humans that live underground and eat peopleYou want them with a side of Deep Ones? Because that's what GSC and purestrains are.
>>93909325Thats the alien nigga you punch in halo 2
>>93909325Me and my Tyranid wife.
>>93909325What I feel like after eating the rotten gas station hot dog.
>>93908473Okay I'll give you the shortest brainwashing possible.An army needs to be able to kill a lot of little things, several medium things and a couple of big things. You want these to be across multiple types of units so an enemy can't kill all of your answers to their units by just killing one type of unit. You then want to be able to be on objectives first, and/or be able to take enemy units off of objectives. Then you want guys that can do secondaries, which generally just means they have to be able to move far enough to be where they can stand or activate stuff.My 1k Retaliation Cadre army isn't perfect, it's not even battle tested, but you can see the point this way:Farsight leading 3-man Sunforge Suits: Big fucking damage on single units and elitesColdstar leading 3-man Starscythe Suits (Burst Cannons and Flamers): Hyper-mobile crowd control, spraying down hordes. Flamers make split fire practical.Three 3-man Stealth Battlesuit Squads: Infiltrators for early board presence; made more threatening by detachment. Spotting.Darkstrider leading Pathfinders with Rails: Big Damage on an infantry body. Infiltrators for more board presence. Screening and spotting.Breachers in a Devilfish: Infantry Objective Pushing, more bodies and close in damage.The rest is just going to be getting a feel for what you like, how you can build it up and what works. In addition to fitting the combat patrol I bought, this also works on a fluff level as a cool ambush stealth implementation of Tau, which I can extend to higher point limits with Ghostkeels, Firesights and so on.Unless you're chasing tournament wins you should have fun with army building, and if you ARE trying to win official events, you'll be a much better player if you get a feel for things more organically. Knowing WHY you take one unit over another requires you to have some passing familiarity with both units.
>>93909325True, I dunno I just want human cults that worship aliens or stumble upon aliens that teach them about their gods. 40k turned all that into chaos cults and daemons which is fine.Like this picture we see a a massive deep one alien being, utterly otherwordly and a human ship and crew both looking at the same symbol on the rock. I really like the ida of humans and aliens that are beyond them in size, scope and reason worshipping the same alien gods. And to the Alien god, it is so beyond both the humans on that ship and Dagon they, despite their massive differences are bascally the same tier of life. Choas xenos would do a lot to fill this niche for me, but a rogue C'tan or shard controlling humans and xenos would also be cool
>primemyass
>>93909397How are you supposed to get a good ass paint job if you don't prime it first?
>>93909377>My 1k Retaliation Cadre army isn't perfect, it's not even battle tested
>>93907844I'm in love with what you did with his eyes. Great job.
>SoB vs tyranids>SoB vs orcs>SoB vs chaos>SoB vs Militarium>Sob vs anyone reallybros...
>>93909424That's a lot of rape
>>93909405>called a primarch>still have to prime it
>>93909424>SoB vs Grey Knights...
Is the hammerfall bunker still shit?
>>93909424I don't get what you're getting at
>>93909442Fortifications almost universally are
>>93909442Can it move in a strategic game about moving your units?
Man, waking up aired out on the floor with an empty wallet, stuffed nose, and a pocket full of balloons never made me feel as much of a fiend as I do when I realize I ordered another fucking box of models even though my backlog is still 2x what I have even finished. FUCK. This plastic shit too heavy for me fr
>>93909445>taking a sister of battle hostage HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>93909413I mean, lets be real I wouldn't be throwing out advice I wasn't at least trying to follow. The Ghostkeel I mentioned would be a great choice to give a higher T unit for enemies to chew on and it'd be my first edit if or when this list gets dumpstered, or extending to 2k. Still, the point holds: If you're not just playing waac skew (in a format that lets you get away with it-- like a competitive meta where you know your opponents are going to skew the same or a different way), you want variety and flexibility to take all comers.>>93909442Some guy on reddit keeps taking 3 for a meme and wins games. If he can make it work I don't see why others can't.
>>93909456I ordered the skaventide box because it was on saleI have never played AoSI still have 4 boxes of Guard to paint
>>93909148is r/HorusGalaxy our r/The_Donald?
>>93909446>>93909450Okay but is the firestrike turret still shit?
I tried to somewhat subtly get my gf into Warhammer but she showed 0% interest.It's alright, I guess...
>>93909424SoB vs Dark Eldar, ultimate smut box
>>93909456>Man, waking up aired out on the floor with an empty wallet, stuffed nose, and a pocket full of balloonswtf?
is there still an audiobook repository or was it shut down?
>>93909491it means she's not trans, good work mate
>>93909445Why are they using autoguns?
>>93909530They're novitiates
I know Space Marines die like flies on the tabletop but it's kinda funny seeing how it's happening all the time in Space Marine 2, also.
>>93909491I mean, like, do her interests any way reflect someone who'd be into 40k?
>>93909522Kek, yeah that much is definitely true.But she always enjoyed crafty DIY projects, for example she loves to paint and do those cross stitch paintings. And recently we talked about our hobbies and I gave her a brief rundown and showed her some painted minis in the hope she would like to try it as well, but she seemingly couldn't care less, not mad or anything, but it would be really cool if we could paint stuff together you know.
>>93909530N00bs, no power armour, female.
>>93909445So realistically, what's the physical difference between 3 str and 5? Also, funny how a Tau is only as strong as a sister but less skilled.
>>93909539Not so much the wargaming part, but most definitely the crafty one. I thought assembling, kitbashing and painting minis might be up her alley, but she didn't seem to care too much, but it's alright, it's not for everybody.
>>93909495Piety and Pain sold real well so you may be on to something
>>93908988Melta is short range and kinda bulky, also it's an anti armour weapon.Volkite weapons are more nimble and compact, more mid range and destined for anti infantry duty with a bit of splash effect. It was supposed to replace the bolter to reduce dependence on ammo, but its more complex to make and the knowledge was kinda lost in the heresy and the fallout after it.
>>93909503He's alluding to the aftermath of abusing inhalants.
>>93909465The spearhead?
>>93909576fucking hell, inhaling that nitrous gas or however its called thats all the rage right now? jesus, doesnt that literally kill brain cells?
>>93909585
>>93909148Is he talking about Ben?
>>93908203>I'm a race of warlike tribal ooga booga that was smart enough to build advanced weapons, because I loooooooove war, but not a treatment to the cancer that plagues me. Old ones please help >What lol no you'll just kill everything.>Omg the old ones are so unreasonable! They just want to see us die! We should kill them all
>>93909600Oh, it's actually called skaventide. Was it on sale at the GW website or some other place? Or did the sale end ages (of sigmar) ago?
>>9390960040Kbros, why don't we get the same treatment... AoS niggas eating hella good as of late. Cool as fuck models, cool sets, reasonable price for what you're getting...
Hope the Daemon Prince w/ Wings goes down with the new MFM, he actually seems like a pretty good missile, just too pricey for what it is right now
>>93909530better question why don't their autoguns have a stock
>>93909614>Cool as fuck models, cool sets, reasonable price for what you're getting...Nobody buying...>Verification not required.
>>93909609>>93909614It was a flash sale on Kutami, a German shop, 20% off on the box.
>>93909570Soulstorm had it right all along
>>93909614they dont need to put any effort into 40k to sell models. they have to try their hardest to get anyone to buy their aoslop
>>93909606And after that, the old ones make one of the greatest plagues on the galaxy and the murder fuckers that birth a fucking god.And have you considered that it's kinda hard to cure a cancer that is deeply engrained in your genetics and that it doesn't matter where they go, the legacy of their super radioactive sun follows them
>>93907506Is there a full scan of the genestealer codex or am I gonna have to settle for the version in the mega?
>>93909615>he actually seems like a pretty good missileI've never had any success with him in that regards. he could stand to go down by 20 though
Why did they stop selling army boxes year round that include the Codex?
>>93909596>all the rage right now?I've really gotten old enough now that stuff from when I was younger is getting recycled and taken as new... Fucking hell. Also, yes, to both questions.
>>93909638Still seeing some 20% off deals. If the storm guys were replaced with more rats or terrain, I'd be interested.
>>93909693Well in Raiders you can get him to 12+d6" movement w/ advance+charge and +1 to charge, ~4.5W on the charge then 6 S10 AP3 D3 Sustained1 attacks, full rerolls to hit and wound. But that package would be 195. So "neat", but too expensive when I could take other things
Finally finished my knight project
>>93909804-10vp
>>93909804bro add some mid tones, highlights and edging jesus christmaybe some freehand to make it more interesting, it's a knight ffs
>>93907802But Dark Elves and Drow.
>>93909804clean the pubes, dandruff and dust before taking a pic next time
>>93909804Death Guard?
>>93909824Dark Eldar are literally the whitest people in the setting
>>93909810Basing is for faggots.
>>93909852Yeah so why haven't you done it yet
>>93909832Nah, just a chaos knight for dealing with heavy armour.I kinda lack decent firepower but pretty alright melee. When I don't fail fucking charges that is
>>93909849not really, they're closer to slavs, squatting in obscurity, with manias of greatness, blaming an old enemy entirely of their making, drugged to hell and back, whose main export is strippers and who lose to a any random drawing of a gun blowing in the wind in their general direction.
>>93908098Typically, tournaments don’t allow commercially sold 3rd party models, at least not official GW tournaments. LGS events might allow a 80-20 rule of official-3rd party, but you know why it would still be denied, coomer
>>93909953>implying that's not the whistest of behaviors
>>93909978What if you add a few strings to cover her up?
>>93909953You missed the part where they are importing the strippers, not exporting them. They're more like Dubai if they brought people there to entertain them by force instead of with oil money.
Is it alive?
>>93909996I thought Eldar had no body fat?
>>93909996I would die laughing if GW ever actually tried to release a modern sculpt of Kruellagh. Maybe as like a WH+ bonus or store anniversary model or something. I cannot imagine them trying to reinterpret that character to be in good taste.
>>93909996P U F F Y
>>93910010Electra is that you?
How are some of the new imperial agents units with Imperial Knights? I’ve been thinking about putting in some deathwatch units, but I wanted to get some of you anon’s opinions on it.
>>93909978Almost all tournaments including ones like NOVA and Adepticon with significant GW presence, do not give one single fuck. Why do you nogames out yourselves like this? Its only of significant concern at WHW, where you will never play.
The idea that Dark Eldar will ever get the edition focus again is laughable. GW clearly is trying to memory hole them as a footnote to the Ynnari.
>>93910008Impossible not to, or at least a fat analogue unique to them. Organs and neurons literally stop working without fat, that's why many competition.bobybuilders drop dead during the last stretch when they need to slim down to lower single-digits BF %.They also.never once looked like they actually had no fat on them in any art ever, not even in the Xenology thingie that said they didn't have fat.
>>93906514I will check when I get home since I still have the first codex for Tau on my bookshelf that I got when they first came out (well, technically my mom got it for me) to see. I saw the response in the other thread about the 4th edition codex. I could have sworn the first "real" mention of the Ethereal "control" thing was from Xenology because I specifically remember the illustration of the Tau Ethereal (or maybe just a regular Tau?) looking quite distraught and quite dead, but had had a vivisection performed. But, I'd also like to mention that codicies written back then were also from Imperial perspective, sort of in-universe. For example, the 3rd edition Necron codex. I'm not sure if this is done anymore as I see no point in reading the fluff for the 40k system anymore as it no longer interests me with what it has become.
>>93910023Knights have always liked the Callidus and nothing really changes there. The Kill Teams seem pretty solid for the price compared to a Warglaive, if you wanted to put them in I don't think it would be an objectively bad choice, just have to see if that fucks up the rest of your list and have to drop a second Armiger just due to how it works out and how many points it leaves you.
>>93909259The only secondaries in this hobby are the leftist faggots invading it
>>93910083yeah surepost your models
>>93910094>dox yourselfNo thanks
>>93908234Hey now, the warband The Purge are great. I am a big fan of them and have been since Vraks.
>>93910073I’m the type who likes to have a lot of agents infantry in their knights list, so dropping some armigers is fine to me. When you say kill teams, are you also including the legends ones?
>>93910083I think you underestimate just how large the secondary community of 40k actually is. Three out of five arguments about the lore are between people that don't even participate in the hobby.
93910100predictable, no more (you)s for you, tourist
Can you kiss a heldrake?
>>93910105Just remember with Imperial agents you've got a certain amount you can requisition depending on the points you are playing at.At 2000 you can get 3 retinue units, 3 characters and 2 requistioned units.He's probably including legends when he says kill teams due to only the veterans being tournament legal
>>93910107No shitTTS fucking ruined lore discussion for the most part
>>93910131Once
How efficient are melee-oriented dreads?
>>93910002'fraid not
>>93910138Don't worry I brought lip balm
>>93910107I'd wager 40K is mosrly secondaries at this point, and by a sizeable margin.
>>93910105I don't consider legends to exist anymore so no
>>93910176You among them.
>>93910036It’s literally in their rules, faggot. They mention 80-20 rules. You can’t show up with a completely 3D printed army and expect to play. If anyone is lying, it’s you
>>93910222>their rulesWhose? Do you think the events I mentioned are a monolith following the same ruleset? They aren't, unless that wasn't clear. I can show you a stream of one major event with major GW presence where the guy was using a large amount of 3D prints if you like, or you could shut the fuck up
>>93909491My wife (female) loves to paint dnd minis so this was the logical next step. She also likes roleplaying so we're starting small and playing crusade 500 points rn. My NL against her starter BA army. It's been fun so far, we're going to play crusade at my local club next week.
>>93910222>You can’t show up with a completely 3D printed army and expect to play.Strawman status: obliterated
>>93910244Where did I imply all 3rd party tournaments follow the same rules, agro faggot? They have their own, but they all enforce a “check” for models that aren’t direct from GW. I’ve seen:> 80-20 rules (Local tournament)> All “alternative/custom models” must be approved prior to play, otherwise removed from army list (NOVA)> Must meet WYSIWYG standards, and any confusion must acquire prior approval from tournament (Tacoma Open)Just shut the fuck up. No one cares that you watch tournaments from Twitch
>>93910221Correct, 40K to me is Dawn of War, Battlefleet Gothic and the SM1 multi-player.
>that one guy who lights up orange instead of green like the rest of the dynasty
>>93910107>the loreIt's called fluff, you post-8th fuck. """""""""Lore""""" is for stupid, secondary faggots who somehow enjoy black library slop.
>>93910057So you're saying chubby Eldar women exist.
>>93910300>> 80-20 rules (Local tournament)Irrelevant>>All “alternative/custom models” must be approved prior to play, otherwise removed from army list (NOVA)Yes, and once he submits an image of what is clearly lilith they will just say "yep". Because they don't give a fuck.>> Must meet WYSIWYG standards,Even more irrelevant than your rinky dink local eventTL;DR tournaments don't give a fuck. I'm going to LGT in 2 weeks and thats basically the largest event in Europe with 3d prints and guess what? They don't give a fuck either. Now quit being a nigger perpetuating GW standards that apply to 0.001% of the population
I just finished SM2 and was thinking of getting into this hobby. Are these guys a good place to start?
>>93910319Yeah sure, bud. Go beat that cock off.
>>93910321I see you’ve conceded that there are rules to modeling, which your original point was “they don’t care”. I accept your concessions, agro faggot
>>93910314his eye is still green, so he's just on fire(?) for some weird reason
>>93910326TSons in general are rather technical to play and the Combat Patrol is pure ass
>>93910313Dawn of war and SM1 have multiplayer modes yes.Not sure about battlefleet gothic however >>93910314
>>93910326Hope you like Tzaangors
>>93910341My bad, should have qualified "not giving a fuck" as "This 3D printed master of executions can't be proxied as a lord of skulls" for your severely autistic ass. Approval is basically shall-issue, but you'd know that if you actually went to meaningful events.
>>93910337TOO LATE
>>93910222it also says you can't use AI generated models. how would they know?
>>93910326No, Tzaangors suck balls.
>>93910360You can’t expect others to know what you’re thinking in your head, agro faggot. You have to articulate your point in an argument, lest your opinion be discarded as nothing more than squabble — which it was. All tournaments have a check in place for 3rd party and reserve the right to lay judgement on models they deem “illegal”. “They don’t care” does not imply that at all, hence your opinion was discarded. You then backpedaled to “they still don’t care, but they check” which is you conceding. Now, kindly shut the fuck up. Even if you’ve attended a major tournament, you’ve definitely only ever gone with GW models
>>93910407uh oh autist meltie
>>93910413> I lost the argument, so let me find another avenue for victoryA female approach. Sad
>>93910326Piece of shit video game is making me want to collect space marines too. Fuck.
>>93910407People that are neurotypical don't need the obvious stated out to them, its not backpedalling to omit the fact that clearly taking the piss isn't acceptable, but subbing in a Lilith model for a printed Lilith model is shall-issue. Guess why? They don't give a fuck.
>>93910440>anon is not immune to propaganda
>>93910442They do care clearly stated with their check policy. If you told some first-timer “they don’t care” and then they bring their models to their first game at NOVA, their 3rd party model would be removed. Why? Because simply stating “they don’t care” without also mentioning “but get the prior approval” sets them up for failure. How is that hard to see for you?
>>93910450Not ultramarines though, Dark Angels or Blood Ravens or something.
>>93910461I was joking about you being autistic but now I'm actually thinking you genuinely are kekLast (you), I'm sure you'll want to post about how I'm conceding or some shitEither way to the original anon: tournaments don't really care. Been to more than a few different venues and they have never had an issue.
>>93910472Do you think not painting them blue makes a difference?
>>93910472>dark angelsyou come out of the closet yet?
>>93910440>want to have armies for imperium, xenos, and chaos>already have bugs and knights, let's do a space marine chapter>decide to pick ksons because they look cool as fuck and would contrast my brother's WESpace Marine 2 justified the decision, those suits of armor and the sorcerers flying around look so cool and now I'm stuck eternally painting trim and getting those headdresses painted FUCK
Does anyone have some field ordnannce painted that I can take some inspiration from?I am looking at real life cannons to look at a paint job and they are all just green. That's boring.
>>93910440I've got nearly a 1000p army of Marines just due to SM2. Said fuck it since I already had a Xenos and a Chaos army.
>>93909712had a zoomie "inform" me about wets last week. lmao. not gonna say much but if any of your teachers had the baby pig in the jar and you were in the know at that time, a pack of cheap cigs was a brick of gold. all I have to say to them is good luck, you were born to be a customer.
You niggas really buying marines because of SM2?God damn
>>93910509Obviously yes.
>>93910544weathering is how you make them more interesting usually
Hey everyone,I've been thinking about getting started since my partner plays with his work friends, and I wanted to try out one of his hobbies, just like he did with mine.Are Eldar any good? I love the look of their robot wraith things—can I build a full army around them?
>>93910578I think I will go the GW route and use nocturne green, black and vallejo silver to make it more interesting before weathering and transfers, but shiny gunbarrels just look stupid to me
>>93910107>>93910176Significant chunk are tertiaries. They don't even interact with secondary mediums, just watch youtubers and ticktockers who maybe did
>>93910570don't worry I'm sure there will be an anal dildo riding simulator to make people buy eldar so you won't feel so alone soon
>>93910596>brings up being a faggot>wants to get into EldarThat's bait
>>93910607no, that's pretty par the course for the eldar fanbase
>>93910607We had an Eldar poster here a little while back who openly admitted to being a cuckold. Eldar players are pitiful.
>>93910355It does, though it's mostly dead save for the sweatiest of tryhards still playing it.
>>93910596Eldar have a funny history of randomly spiking to be oppressively good inbetween periods of being "alright". They're not the worst faction to pick but they tend to be quite difficult to play just because they're based on little tricks more than their statlines being particularly good.Wraiths are ok, building an army out of them is sort of like trying to fit a square into a round hole though - the faction really isn't intended to be like that. You can certainly try, how good it will be will depend on how sweaty your local scene is
>>93910596Eldar are typically “good” in the sense that GW doesn’t know how to balance them well so they, at some point in the current edition, are broken and strong. They’re currently a middling level of strength due to all the nerfs. But that being said, you should stick with what you think is cool or a play style you’re interested in. As always “rules are temporary, models are forever”. To answer your second question, you can definitely build an army around the wraith models, but none of them are “troops” so you’ll have to support them with typical units from the army.
>>93910596Eldar are an army of losers and cucks played exclusively by losers and cucks. Your husband would likely be disgusted if you were to pick them.
>>93908436yeah, i tried reverse image searching. i should have said. thanks.
>>93910607>>93910642It kinda feels like you're telling me I should go for it if it annoys people that much!>>93910626>>93910633That makes sense. I'm not too worried about winning, I just don't want to get completely wiped out by turn 2. But I really love the look of Wraiths, Warp Spiders, and the Shadow Specters, so if they work well together, that'd be pretty swell.
>tfw too much good vidya is out for me to have time to paint>current playing space marine 2, cities skyline 2, deadlock and tcg card shop simulator
>>93910544Different camo patterns can help
>finally gave in and bought the obliterators + warpcrawler combo from GW after not being able to find it at all from the second hand marketWell that suck. Anyhow, how do you paint the fleshy parts for the obliterators? Just a basic Kislev flesh + guilliman combo or what?
>>93910850If you want to get into Eldar, wait until next year, they teased a range update and a new army box bundled with the new Codex.
How come sisters have been a part of the lore for so long yet have gotten so little attention lorewise?
>>93910912They're not that popular, they don't have that much room for stories, and marines hog almost the entire spotlight.
>>93910854And yet you have time to post hereCurious...
>>93910912What do you mean? They got a shitton of books. There's almost always at least a token SoB character for all the important lore events.>I mean why have they never been a major driver of the main plotBecause they are not space marines. Might as well ask necrons to be the main characters at that point.
>>93910854Having a similar issue. Space Marine 2 dropped, then last weekend was TI2024 and also the Grand Festival for splatoon, plus Satisfactory 1.0 just dropped and friends want to play that. Not to mention I need to visit my family soon.
>>93910850Wraiths with some aspects will be fine, as long as you're not playing games with people who have really optimized their stuff.
>>93910912They mostly fill the same niche as marines and God knows which of thoae two factions is James's favorite.
>>93910912Sisters actually have a surprisingly solid number of books compared to a lot of other factions. And most of them have come out rather recently.
>>93909537>Space Marines die like flies on the tabletopRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
>>93911043My impression is that those came out as marketing for their newer release a few years back, after spending so much time without any love that nobody really cared about them.
>>93910864I am trying something but its turning out too fucking dark
>>93910023artemis and sir hektur are straight up troll bros
So yeah I'm gonna go ahead with repainting my CSM army as Red Corsairs I think. Really enjoying the process.
>>93911073Well yeah. They don't write books for factions they don't sell models for. They all exist purely for marketing purposes. And sisters were always just a little side thing until their big plastic release.
>>93911113anon you should strip your old paint before you add a new coatsoon your model is all paint
Can GSC just freely and correctly use any IG vehicles, like taking a valkyrie and actually being able to transport troops with it etc? Or is it one of those things where you can technically take anything but it won't be able to do anything besides move and fire
>>93909537It's so funny to me how they had to make SM baseline 2W and they still die super easy.I wonder if they will ever make the lethality not be crazy
>>93911079Winter, desert, jungle, etc. Plenty of visual diversity to choose from
>>93911147It needs to fit in with the rest of my woodland oriented vehicles
>>93911113That prince needs to be fully stripped he looks awful
>>93911143just in your meme detachment
Dark eldars only need a vehicle-based character. Why would I take some retards on-foot on my vroom vroom go speed list?
>>93911215You used to be able to take generic characters on sky boards or bikes. And of course Vect on the dais of destruction. Now you just gotta load them in transports like everybody else.
>>93911153Sounds like you've painted yourself into a corner
>>93911330using silver to add some contrast and it just goes against every inch of logic to have bright silver barrels on a stationary military object
>>93908848I once had a dude bitch I didn't have the antennae on Phobos guys. Full model helps stop the complaining
>>93911143They can't take a valkyrie
>>93907506Can someone sell me on the Black Legion? I’m struggling to pick one it’s either them or the Word Bearers
>>93911373>Can someone try to make me like this thing that I don't like? I have no agency of my own
>>93911354Fuck it I am just gonna keep the Vallejo silver on the Aquila and on the seat, cause it's too bright for the barrel and use leadbelcher on the barrel, then repass the greens, and start adding blemishes, details, shade it and drybrush edges
>>93910912How come Iron Warriors have been a part of the lore for so long yet have gotten so little attention lorewise?
>>93908274Sounds good to me anon, let's play
>>93911393they're shitty and nobody but the most boring autists like them
>>93911393because they are booooooooooring
>>93911393Because they're bland as shit like most chapters and have no need for unique units
>>93911393>chapter who's entire identity is that its fun to paint caution stripes zzzzzzz
I will post a model next thread
>>93911448Same! I can't wait!
>>93911448Every retard that makes posts like this never does anything outside of their own head
>>93909680>And after that, the old ones make one of the greatest plagues on the galaxy and the murder fuckers that birth a fucking god.BUT BEFORE the necrons give thier souls to the star g's so they mindlessly kill off all the old ones and leave their children to fend for themselves.>And have you considered that it's kinda hard to cure a cancer that is deeply engrained in your genetics and that it doesn't matter where they go, the legacy of their super radioactive sun follows themHave you considered that being a warmonger does not make you friends and that by declaring war on an otherwise peaceful race you are proving them right?
>>93911511>yourdudesfags be like
>>93911393They get plenty.
>>93911422>>93911430>>93911431>>93911440
Don't open heresy inside
>>93911518extremely soulful
>>93911388>Being so locked in on a boring color scheme that you recoil at the thought of including colors other than black, green, and dirt.Are all guard players like this? Makes me glad I play a faction where I have the freedom to paint the way I want
>>93910912How come salamanders have been a part of the lore for so long yet have gotten so little attention lorewise?
>>93911538>IWfag is also a watcher of one of the worst sloptubersimagine my shock
>>93911511Looks ass.The bad part is that the mount is LESS armoured and MORE vulnerable than the marine itself. Also the marine is too huge and probably too heavy
>>93911541
>>93911538>Just don't ever try who caresSummed up his entire channel
iv learned that painting rust effects over black primer makes it look like the vehicle is made out of brownies rather then rust
>>93911538>Why doesn't GW do something with these guys that no one likes?>Because no one likes them>I-I won't listen!
>>93911645>nurgleIt would look awful regardless, nurgle is competing with orks for laziest "hobby"ists
>>93911645It'll look nice after a steel drybursh just trust the process. If you want more orange you can stipple on some extremely thinned back orange paint
>>93911563No, it's just me because I suffer from military autism, guard players that run colorful PDF forces or Ultramar auxiliaries are having a great day.
>>93911676Post your models
>>93911676skill issue
>>93911645Finally the missing piece for my planned candyland marine chapter
>>93911707Why is he winking at me and licking his sword?Omg is he flirting with me?
>>93911676Bad bait
>>93911676>both nurgle and orks>Undisputed kings of the kitbash>Lazy and I thought pre-femstodes /40kg/ had bad takes...
>>93911752>replying to your own lazy baitkill yourself
>>93911649>>Why doesn't GW do something with these guys that no one likes?Both parts of this are false premises
>>93911676>>93911707I'd really enjoy nurgle if it wasn't for the haha fat jolly man bit.Fucking horrible.Fat people arent scary, menacing, cool or imposing. GUO looks like shit and it being THE essentially realspace Nurgle incarnation really sucks.
>>93911775You seem a little overly sensitive about being fat
>>93911773nobody likes IW other than a few autistic HHfagsGW doesn't like them and won't ever release anything for them, when vashtorr gets expanded on he'll get his own marine warband instead of your shitty hazard stripe faggots>>93911775good thing nobody listens about your shitty opinions
>>93911793It's really funny that you're saying this to me when I play Vashtorr CSM and not IW. One does not need to like a faction to acknowledge that they aren't unpopular.
>>93911805sure, post your vashtorr themed CSM you totally own
>>93911763What if it's not my bait?What if it's his real dogshit opinion?What then huh?
>>93911775>Fat people aren't scary, menacing, or imposingYou'll change your tune when you're in the middle seat on a cross-country flight
>>93911825You've proven that you're more annoying than the baitposter congratulations
Do space marines get sexual education?I mean, I know they are supposed to be sterile and some chapters do recruit young adults so no problem there.But what about those who primarily recruit preteens, do they even know how the babby is formed, or is there some floating legends around about the Emps himself delivers babies to good parents?
>>93911837they're not sterile, they just don't care about sex
>>93911837I dunno ask /hhg/
>>93911836I concession your accept.
>>93911825>inspect elementWeak
>>93911837No They outsource deamons to come into the neophytes chambers to read them stories about acceptance, tolerance, and wearing a dress.And that's where dark angels and blood angels come from.
>>93911907Rent free
>>93911920Hey man you were the one that mentioned sexual education as if it had anything to do with warrior monks shooting aliens and deamons. Don't talk to me about "rent free".
>>93911940Have you considered that maybe you're talking with multiple people, and every post on this image board isn't made by the same person
>THIS QUIET OFFENDS MIKU!
>>93911965Make a new thread
>>93911965>miku with shark teethIs this really all it takes for me to like her design what the fuck
>>93911970Post nine more images so we hit image limit if you're fiending that bad for a new thread
>>93911959Then go after the original guy who's asking about sexual education in the 40k thread. Don't get mad at me because I stayed on his gay topic.
Nearly finished with this book, pretty neat for Templar and Sororitas fluff but what is with Dawn of Fire and not having any consistent plot thread other than "The Indomitus Crusade is happening somewhere"Really wish this series was more Guilliman focused or something.
>>93911996 >Then go after the original guy>nooooo stop bullying meeee for my shitstirring i posted in response to shitstirring noooooo
>>93912009uuuuooohhhhhh big viking mommy sexoooo
>>93911904>Everyone I don't like is an expert hacker and visual editor.Funny that there's real no way for you to prove that or for me to disprove it...
>>93912047True, she's a pretty neat character. Fenrisian Rogue Traders are an underused concept.
>>93912034>>nooooo stop bullying meeee for my shitstirring i posted in response to shitstirring nooooooYes.
>>93912077Warhammer is for everyone, chud
>>93912077Ywnbm
>Order 2 boxes of old Sang Guard on Ebay>One hasn't had a tracking update since Aug 30Really annoying. Hopefully it comes within the next couple of days since I notified the seller because I really want 2 of these boxes for bits and conversions.
>>93912077Easy placation of retards.90% of the time the characters you see on the book covers don't even appear in the book itself and it quite literally is just window dressing.Prime example is that one Space Wolves book with 1 black dude and 1 black woman vikings on the cover.Neither of them appear in the book itself at all.
>>93912108I ate them, sorry
>>93912055>inspect element>expert hackerLolLmao even
>>93912108Man I was wondering where those 2 boxes of sang guard that showed up at my doorstep came from.Sorry man, I threw them away because they look like shit.
>>93912009>what is with Dawn of Fire and not having any consistent plot threadI'm going off some vague memory here and I'm not gonna put in the minutes to check that I didn't just imagine this, so take this as you will. But basically at the start of it all Guy Haley, who is the lead writer for the series, said that there from the outset there was a big payoff planned for the end, but that only he and the editors really knew what it was, and that the other writers (excepting Kyme, as he is also an editor) were mostly unaware of how everything would fit together at the end. So if you feel like the series is very loosely plotted, that's probably because the individual writers simply didn't know the details of the metaplot and were told to write whatever they felt like for the most part.
>>93912111Spit it out right now!>>93912116Must someone else's order. I already got one of them. Must be a shame to have such bad taste though.
Battle Reports are for secondaries. This is an irrefutable fact
>>93912113>>93912055He's right anon. Anyone can inspect elements and make posters say anything they want. ANYONE.....
>>93912009How does it rate relative to the other books in the series?
>>93912125Oh wait you meant old sang guard. Apologies, I also received a box of the old ones alongside 2 boxes of the new ones.Still sorry, I accidentally whipped them up into a fine stew and ate them.
>>93912144Battle reports are for background noise while painting minis. QED, they are for primaries
>>93912145If you can't trust (you) screenshots than who can be trusted to not be a samefag?
>>93912168Hell no that's what podcasts are for
Are space marines naturally gachimuchi characters?
>>93912168If you get satisfaction from listening to battle reports then it's because you don't play the game often enough
>>93912182>gachimuchiWhat the fuck did you just say?
>>93912182I dunno ask /hhg/
>>93912151it's pretty solid, very big themes about the Imperials Faith and it's power versus the Faith in Nurgle that the Death Guard, who are the primary antagonists, have. It doesn't do anything necessarily groundbreaking for a 40k book but if you wanna read about Sisters of Battle and Templars doing righteous stuff it's a good read. It's got Exorcists, how Penitent Engines get made and deployed and the classic Living Saint saving the day. The Templar characters are fairly samey with the biggest standout being a non Primaris Templar Dreadnought with a fuckhueg power sword. The Savlar Chemdogs also feature but they're a very very minor role and don't get a ton of screen time. The secondary plot with the Fenrisian Rouge Trader revolves around her attempts to find a way through the Rift and into Nihilis, I've got about an hour left of listening so not sure how it all resolves but it's quite neat imo.>>93912121That tracks then, a lot of these books have had events which seem like they might collaborate into something big but it's not really shown enough to be certain. Hopefully the final book explains and ties it all together.
>>93912174Welcome to /tg/ newfriend
>>93912201"enough" confirms someone as a primary, checkmate
>>93912201I play once or twice a week. It helps to get exposure to what units and strats other factions have
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>>93912219>Rouge Trader
>>93912201I like battle reports, but only good ones. If I'm watching you on youtube I expect.>armies fighting eachother to be loreful (no IoM vs IoM or other mirror match)>armies to be painted in traditional schemes. None of that greytide or proxying crap.>Players to know their rules.>Good terrain setup>lorefully composed armies>maybe a 3min narrative background.I essentially want the perfect game I never get from playing with my LGS. If you can't deliver that fine, just don't make a 30 min video of something I can just do myself.
>>93912168>Battle reports are for background noise while painting minisNah, listening loretubers is better for that.
>>93912235Whom be that
>>93909804Ok, post the pic of the finished version then
>>93908450surely you could cut down the number of attacks if you have broader volume of range of dice. Marines could make a single attack each in close combat, and hit on 7s for example, whereas sisters hit on 10s.A big problem with the d6 is the "1's always fail 6's always succeed" mindset of 10th. A simple fix is if T is more than (or maybe equal to) double S of incoming weapons, it cant wound.
>>93908756horus chooses to take up the fight against the emp rather than die to his wound. he's not "mind controlled"
>>93912263so winters is your ideal guy? he's pretty comfy but also a bit of a brainlet.
>>93907591based sororitas COOM chad>>93907988daemonculabawould especially while she's giving "birth" and all her stiches/skin starts coming apart
>>93909424I would 100% play sisters of battle if they just made the heads hot. Why do they refuse to do such an easy money making thing?
>>93910912GW wrote themselves into a corner by making it so they can't fall to Chaos, they can only serve the Eccliarsy, and they're strictly nuns with guns.If GW would stop being retarded and let them be nuns for other ideas, or even Primarchs, it'd free them from so many things.