Previous: >>94368206>OFFICIAL Commander website, where you can learn the rules, see the current banlist, and read the format philosophy, laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://mtglands.com>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.comhttps://www.tappedout.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>How to proxy using any printerhttps://mtgprint.cardtrader.com>Preconshttps://magicprecons.com>TQ:What do you enjoy the most about playing mono blue?
>tqplaying big large creatures because i like the theming in a lot of blue creatures like krakens or sphynxes
>TQThe way it feels when I counter someone's sol ring
>>94377534>The way it feels when I counter someone's sol ringYou monster. Why would you do that?
>>94377495I too like playing big blue bulk rares, but adding green for ramp is too tempting to pass up.
Is this actually playable in the Command Zone? It's so damn expensive for boros
>>94377556It’s Universes Beyond while pretending not to be, which is inarguably worse than actual Universes Beyond
What color are you sleeving your MCU decks in?
>>94377632green and ruby
>>94377546How am I supposed to steal it if it's on the battlefield?
>>94377482Been looking for a MonoU commander but nothing really stuck out to me so far, any fun recs?
>>94377534monoW chads enjoy this too>>94377546pay your tithes, anon.
inb4 Krondfag reappears for more “advice” and gaslighting
>>94377534I only need it to line up one time for it to be orgasmic
>>94377632If you buy UB, stop posting here. Reddit is only a couple clicks away.
>>94377720I buy every UB because I buy every set, anon.
>>94377665Emyr Lurker of the Loch
Rate my three color commanders: Abzan: Karador, Ghost ChieftainTemur: Riku of Many PathsSultai: The Wise MothmanJeksai: Narset, Enlightened ExileMardu: Awaken the Blood AvatarEsper: Raffine Scheming SeerNaya: Hazezon, Shaper of SandGrixis: Mishra, Eminent OneBant: Falco Spara, PactweaverJund: Coram, the Undertaker
>>94377665https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/in-the-grip-of-the-unblocktopus/
>>94377632I wish there were more colors in the visible spectrum. All the colors I've ever seen in my life look awful.I hate it when some bitch is like >"oooh what a pretty blueue~"Shut the fuck up it looks like trash. Fuck colors.
>>94377720You're impotent to stop me anon!
>>94377760Honestly? not bad.
>>94377799Bro literally doesn’t realise he’s colourblind
>>94377799>he doesn't have 4 cones
ngl, this snagger is pulling some heavy work in any Ux pile i add him to. The complete set of fliplands-once-dead mythics from LCoI are gud, but this one deserve much more credit than it get.
Is Coven too janky for Commander? I want to like it because of the witchy theme but it just feels like a +1/+1 theme with unnecessary complications
>>94377848if u have a commander that makes a token that's already 2/3 powers
>>94377853I mean Coven on the Commander though, there aren’t enough Coven cards to put much of it in the 99.There are 2 legendary creatures with coven and neither make tokens.
>>94377842this guy making your counterspells exile themselves feels like a mark against it
>>94377880rebounded cards end up in the graveyard after rebounding
>>94377891you can't cast a spell if there are no targets for itif you don't cast the rebounded spell it stays exiled
>>94377802>the most paypig of all UB>secret lair exclusive non-proxiesdisgusting
>protection from spells and permanents that were cast this turnHow does that work? The word *were* is past tense indicating its already happend. So what exactly does it have protection from?
>>94377912"Spells (anything on the stack)", and "permanents (anything on board) that were cast this turn"
>>94377923>>94377912So it doesn't have protection from anything that was cheated into play, that's interesting.
>>9437793312 squirrels win again
>>94377933yes you basically need to board wipe it, edict it, or cheat/reanimate/blink a permanent with a removal effect
>Duskmorne has a strong moth motif, but the only moth creatures are Valgavoth, who isn't an insect, and a token.>Luminous Broodmoth got new art for Bloomburrow instead.Why must they torment me in particular. At least I have the Mothman.
>>94377942Or just play a permanent with a removal ability and wait until your next turn to use it.
>>94377957Mothchad. There’s like less than 20 cards that even have moths on the art. We suffer.
>>94377556It's expensive but you want obviously something else on the field to abuse his effect. It's not your typical commander that is engine and win condition all-in one but a guy that will make your already good field better. Obviously there are better commanders in Boros but I suppose you could make this guy work if you focus on cheapo creatures and effects triggering during combat.
>>94377957moths in return to lorwyn? :o
>>94377923>Spells (anything on the stack)So I cast EmrakulYou respond CounterspellDoes the counterspell still go off since its on the stack?
>>94377994Brother, I insist you to hand me down your magical lamp.
>>94378000Yes, because protection only applies to permanents or players.
>>94377994Fellow mothchad, but I’m hoping for shit tons of faeries in Lorwyn. Maybe we can have a moth faerie.Absolutely seething about the Lorwyn delay for a fucking UB.
>>94378008Thanks Anon!
>>94378023That said, the person who cast Emrakul WILL still get the "control all creatures" effect, because that's on-cast, not on entering.
>>94377482>What do you enjoy the most about playing mono blue?Sitting there untapped with no interaction in my hand several turns in the row, while the rest of the table casts nothing big because they're afraid to play in to my 5+ untapped islands. Eventually I am able draw my combo and win after the table spent the game mindgaming themselves out of playing properly because untapped islands made them all tilt.In mono blue, you are constantly bluffing without even trying. It's great.
>>94377937>12 squirrels win againlol
>>94377912I've been hesitant to use this card due to the "sacrifice all creatures you control" thing, but I think if it's getting removed it'll probably be via boardwipe 90% of the time. It's probably just worth it.
Okay we can stop talking about Eldrazi slop now.
So how does this guy actually play out as a commander
Gay Bolas
>>94378121Copy Eldrazi spells and create complicated stacks.Play Eldrazi Ravager, pay 2 colorless to copy it for a 2nd Ravager.
>>94378121>>94378121Use cicada and liberator to flash in eldrazi while you have annihilator triggers on the stack. With big mana you can flash in multiple big eldrazi.
>>94378100>Okay we can stop talking about Eldrazi slop now.Thoughts on this card?
God The Professor is such a tard.>year and a half ago>tries to predict Universes Beyond>doesn’t get a single one right>even says Marvel isn’t going to happen because it belongs to Disney and they have Lorcanahttps://youtu.be/lUML-HmAkfAHow can one man have so much shit for brains?You can go to Wikipedia and see a list of brands that Hasbro has the rights to. Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters, Transformers, Marvel. All on the list, all happened. Literally anything else on that list is a likely candidate, probably Fortnite and Minecraft most of all.
>>94378168The only part of that story I believe is the part your play group is a bunch of fags.
>>94377880it's fine, pretty much a nothingburger unless you heavily rely on getting your GY full, in which case you don't run Pakpak to begin with
what do you guys think of the mana foil shit? honestly i kind of prefer the regular foil or even the weird rainbow foil.
>>94378410ugliest shit ever since the "strass" foils (surge maybe? not sure)
>>94378386>can't snap or torrential back counterspellspretty much a dealbreaker for me
>>94378410Why are they arrayed randomly? Why are they not in color pie order? Why does blue appear so much? Why would you even put the other mana symbols on a monowhite card? Oh, christ, is it just so that you can use him as a 5-color commander, because all 5 mana symbols appear on the card?
>>94378301Frankly I think a second batch of Arcane cards with the second season is the safest UB bet right now.
>>94378410It's really generic, and very busy. If they want to do the Pokemon symbol foil thing, they should at least keep it out of the art and match the colors.
>>94378429ya right? modern foils are actually nice. alternate premium foils are kind of lame. actually the fact that they even layer it with shit like regular foil, extended art, borderless is crazy. >>94378454lol thats like airbud level trolling. I’ll have to go through the list for a new 5c sliver commander.
>>94378454>Why would you even put the other mana symbols on a monowhite card? Because the printer doesn’t know what card it is printing, sped.Cards are printed in massive sheets. Sheets are randomized because that’s the easiest stage to do it at. Otherwise you’d have to cut out say 1000 of each card (obviously they are proportionate in rarity, but just say 1000 of each for simplicity) and then somehow sort them into randomized packs.There is no way to print 1 card on a sheet as foil and the others not. Hell, even if there was a way to do that, how would you code a machine to do it correctly?
>>94378480The fight against games.
>>94378505I think that’s what they were going for with the “etched foils” in commander masters kind of? but ya pokemon has some nicer foils for sure. their full set supporters look great.
>>94368394>sexy rat girls>no grease fangwhat did rat sister mean by this?
>>94376975I've never met a Kenrith player that wasn't a complete faggot
>>94378072Its not that bad because you are also sacrificing the creatures you stole.
>>94378410I think it looks tacky but I wouldn't mind it terribly on shit where it fits thematically like 5c cards, mana filterers or lands.It's also not as bad on darker cards, but I absolutely would not go out of my way for this foiling.
>>94378410Actively dislike all foils.
>>94377912Look at all that pretty textWould be a shame if I only cared about a single word
>>94378448ah yes, el famoso playset of snap you run and always are sure to draw and are sure to use on CS who will also be in grave all the time. Wake up nigger, you talk about a niche scenario while the payoff is to X2 all your instants.
>>94375820>Can also use it to target yourself and force a draw. I had someone do that at the prerelease and honestly I'm salty about it to this dayThat's not how replacement effects work anon
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>94378851Love that card for my tricksy fae vibe deck
>>94378460Stan Kelly UB?
>>94377994Find out in just 15 months!
>>94379130>FurbyYou can tell this was made by an aging millennial who barely knows any franchises post 1999
>>94379226This wasn’t an official WOTC image? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
>>94379226Sooooo the WotC UB team?>Transformers>Jurassic Park>Ghostbusters>Final Fantasy>SpongebobNeed I go on?
>>94379241>Power rangersHas current airing series>Jurassic parkMajor theme park rides, multiple movies being made>GhostbustersTheme park attractions. Multiple films this decade>Final fantasyOngoing MMO. Multiple games released with more coming>SpongeBobOn going series with new episodes and movies and games>FurbyA toy that was popular Christmas of 2000 and hasn't been popular or had any pop culture existence in nearing a quarter century
>>94378298Has great synergy with Ugin's labyrinth.
>>94379264>I subjectively do not believe in the appeal of [brand]!Okay.Let me show you the future.
>>94379130You know it's fake because they would have to make attractive females for the Barbie set.
>>94378410Don’t really like foils anyway but this looks especially heinous
>Black Panther sld now selling for only a 10 dollar mark upWow. No one likes Kang Tchaizzle, huh?
>>94378410It looks like I can poke the symbols out of the card. Like how precons come with those circular tokens you can break off from the box
How much shit would I get if I printed proxies that were mechanically identical to existing / owned cards, but had changed names and art to keep the deck tribal theme consistent?
>>94378410it's like those reverse foils in pokemon. absolutely disgusting
Why the fuck is the same card not tournament legal?Not that I play those..
>>94379529Thick card stock thing like they used to put in precons
>>94379533Oh the cardboard cards.. well if that's all that's different, I'll buy that one. My sleeves can handle those things.
>>94379478That cards original creature type was NOT Necrons, so no. What is wrong with these fucking people who want to do alt-alters and always wanting to change the mechanics of the card? I don't care if it makes the theme better, YOU DO NOT CHANGE THE ACTUAL CARD TEXT. Different name, fine. Different art, OK. New flavor text, whatever floats your boat. But the NANOSECOND you change the actual mechanical text, I'm telling you to fuck off, no matter how inconsequential.
>>94379478Id do it like they did the Godzilla UB stuff and just have the main name below the proxy name, and keep the right creature type
>>94379545Fair, didn't think about that, so if I left it as Cyberman it'd be cool?
>>94379535It will still be obvious in your deck don't do it
>>94379567ordered
>>94379569lol never change low IQ miku pass poster, but I repeat myself
>>94379566Yes, if all your alt-alters keep their original creature types, I don't see how anyone could complain, except perhaps how ugly they may be, which is a non-concern.
>>94379576Sorry, this is my first time trying this out.
>>94379573Do you think people inspect my deck from across the table via binoculars to see if one card is fatter, not knowing what that card even is? Anon get it together
>>94379581the card board cards are super obvious
>>94379569They're like 10 times thicker than a regular card
>>94379596>>94379588I have 2 of em, I use those as tokens. I know how fat they are. Here, let's play a game! I shuffled my cardboard ixhel in there. Now, tell me where she is!You guys are insane..
>>94379581It’s literally a big hard piece of cardboard. It’s going to be pretty obvious to anyone with working eyes that one of your selves looks like it has 12 cards jammed in it. Also good luck shuffling it
>>94379641Be my guest and find her >>94379630
what commander likes to swing with lots of token creatures? and by lots, I mean 10++ on turn 6
>>94379651arabella
>>94379630straighten the deck and take a picture so you can see the sleeve opening
>>94379670I will not. I never straighten my deck. It's always fucked up and bends cause I shuffle like a maniac. This is what you see when you play against me... or worse. Sometimes the deck is even messier.
>>94379679ah classic cheater move. based des~
>>94379433You don't understand the idea is not to make women ugly it's to make them nonsexual so that women buy the cardboard, specifically women buying it for their 13 year olds
>>94379679>>This is what you see when you play against meincorrect, because I refuse to play against lazy fucks that can't even do a basic thing
>>94379744Get fucked.I'm downing a bottle of sauren and 8 beers and my deck is all over the table.
>>94379747congrats on playing by yourself?
>>94379749I always have a full table 2 times a week. The mates play so much I can't even keep up. Have taken a break from magic this weekend cause it has gotten too much.
>>94379651Not too hard to do with Marrow-Gnawer
>>94379651
>>94379630>>94379679oh you’re retarded. Ok, carry on then
>>94379798I'm not retarded, I have autism.
>>94379804
>>94379804ooOOOh that explains everything
>>94379804Never change anon
Please stop bullying me. I have actual autism and I like magic.
>>94379858oh, well that's not gonna happen
>>94379804LMAO
I made myself more miku cards for my evereth deck cause fuck paying 15bucks for a shitty fetch land.
>>94379945This looks really bad
>>94379858As a fellow autist, you make me embarrassed by even our vague association
>>94379478You'd get maxshitted, and for good reasons. There are enough cards out there to keep track of, i don't need some retard changing the easily identifiable features to make me even more confused. If i see a tarmo on the opposite side of the table, i know it's a tarmo just from a glimpse at it, i don't want to have to remember it's a fantasy quest of a tarmo.
>>94379679You better not shuffle your oppos decks then. I'd eat you alive if you were maniac-maxxing on my FBB duals and OG foil diabolic intents.
>>94379478Very. UB is bad enough no one cares if you really really like 40K that is not remotely relevant!
>>94379945This looks really good
>>94379945bloodstained mire does not have color identity so the frame can't be red/black and has to be light brown.
Unban Mana Crypt
>>94380221Why?
>>94380203>card is called bloodstained mire>art is snake and girlNo it looks bad
>>94378410I have a 'step-and-compleat' Elesh Norn that I opened. It's actually very nice with the Phyrexian symbol, but that symbol is a lot simpler than the mana symbols. I'd have to see it in reality with the light bouncing off it, but for now, it seems too busy.
>>94380245>>94379987Why are you so pathetic? Nobody cares what the card is. That's for losers. It's all about the cute Miku on it.>>94380212Yeah.. I really don't give a fuck
>>94380269>>don't care>asking for approval on /tg/just print the damn proxies and play with them at your LGS/kitchen table, it's that simple
>>94379550I bought one of these for my dad since we both love Godzilla movies and used to watch them a lot when I was a kid. He loves it, and I actually also think doing this with most UB stuff would be the best idea.>>94379478No one's gonna give you shit as long as you explain that it's "insert other card" and have the name on there or something like the above
>>94380249step and compleat was either hit or miss depending on the card, Atraxa and the eternal wanderer look good but the praetors and the dominus don't, probably because they are color coded and the card is in black/white with no background
>>94380286And when exactly did I ask for your shitty opinion or approval?I show my miku cards, I don't care what u think.
>>94380307Chad energy
>>94380307then don't complain when other people call them shit>stock flavor text>AI artthey are shit by the way, and Miku deserves better proxies.
If you pay more than 5 usd for a card you are pay pig, simple as
>>94379111Gonna try and pick it up and slot it into NuAlela since it’s both a faerie and another source of flash>>94379130This meme was how I found out that Return to Lorwyn was delayed
>>94377665Fat naked Japanese man, because he's a fat naked Japanese man.
>>94380388>5 usdthat's not saying much considering in euroland cards usually go for half the price they are in burgerland
>>94380371Mmm.. hey good shit. I'm gonna go make some more Miku cards now.Gonna make me a black market connections.
>>94380295what damage/burn cards do you use in Xyris?
>>94380528>ETB damageAgate InstigatorImpact TremorsMolten GatekeeperWitty RoastmasterPurphoros, God of the ForgeTerror of the Peaks>Other damageRazorkin NeedleheadGoblin BombardmentKyren Negotiations>Damage "adjustors"Twinflame TyrantGhyrson Starn
>>94380564>no cavalcade of calamity>no raid bombardment
>>94380574Both of those seem pretty good, but I'm not sure what I'd cut out for them, or if I have copies laying around.
I'm a comedic genius.. I think I'm gonna find gambling Miku with a card and shop a uno reverse onto her. As much as I love handler 1, she is very blurry.
>>94380307that's called flooding. just fyi
>>94380605post list
>>94380713https://www.archidekt.com/decks/9997908/welcome_to_the_serpentarium
>>94380746cut a forest for raid bombardment/cavalcade
>>94380760>go down a landI don't know about that, chief. I do think I could benefit from that new Impact Tremors goblin, Kreat, or maybe even Champion of Lambholt as a meme pick for combat.
>>94380796>paypigging for impact tremors
>>94380820I have a feeling her price might drop by a little bit once the jumpstart stuff starts proliferating more. Maybe I'd cut a forest for her and I'm not sure what I'd cut for Champion of Lambholt. Raid Bombardment is cool, but the condition of attacking makes me feel less and less committed to it compared to Kyren Negotiations where I can just tap them down without any regard to haste.
>>94380855Your "weird" section is 2/3 useless
>>94380903I figured I had them laying around and they could make copies of my commander, but if you think that's just a bit too overkill or unreliable, that'd be a good place to make cuts. I totally forgot those were down there lol
>>94377799Im sorry about your color blindness anon. If its any consolation, I cant see certain shades of green. May god be with you in you murky ass view of the world
>>94378051Ive learned this and have been pretty successful at convincing the rest of the table to help me kill you filthy control players so we can actually have a fun game
Has Dockside been unbanned yet?
>>94380961Nope and god willing it never will
>>94380961unbans at the start of the year
>>94380746how does reflecting pool interact with filter lands, fetch lands, or stuff like three tree city?
>>94381022>Filter landsI think it would be able to produce any color that they can produce. It won't produce 2 or anything, but if it's Flooded Grove on your side of the field, I think it could produce Colorless, Green, or Blue since it specifies "type" not "color" which makes me think colorless counts.>Three Tree CityI like to imagine it makes it an untapped 5-color land since you only have to choose a color for it to be able to produce it, so it theoretically can produce any color + colorless>Fetch landsno interaction at all since they don't produce mana, unless you mean counting something like Bountiful Landscape in which case it'd only be colorless
Have EDH trannies finished shitting themselves after WotC usurped the format? What's come from all of it thus far?
>>94379288Now that their actual card game is long dead, I cannot wait for a full Transformers set.
>>94380961>docksideRight.. why didn't I think of him. He's perfect for my Evereth deck!Thanks for reminding me
>>94381112>didnt want to do treasures>is now doing treasures>using a banned cardlmao
>>94381118Not to sack the treasures. I already have 4 treasure generators in u schmuck.I just need mana since I can't reliably ramp lands,
>>94381124I guess if you're playing by yourself, you can continue being an insufferable fag and use banned cards with impunity.
>>94381142Hm... lemme check something real quick..>I'm not a cuck so I don't care about bans>My mates aren't cucks so they don't care about bans>We "break rules" nonstop>we have fun>you are butthurtI came to the result that the insufferable faggot might be you
>>94381153the implication that you have friends makes this a false premise
>>94381161Mhm.. very good response.Now excuse me while I make a Miku Dockside. I'm not willing to pay 12 bucks for that goblin
>>94381067nothing changed brother
I regret every bad I said about Swordbro. Miku poster is worst in every imaginable way, holy FUCK.
I just found this super sick artwork. Is that a phyrexian xenomorph? That's awesome
>>94381193any identity fag just to dodge the signature/avatar rule is just as insufferable on principle
>>94381223he's not dodging the avatar rule, mikucuck is avataring with every post
Any good cards that go well with a Nazgul themed deck? Outside of the obvious LoTR cards, of course
>>94381245then why is he still not banned?
>>94381267I refuse to announce something, but believe it or not, there's something you can do to posts that are avatarfagging>>94381260Patchwork Banner, Door of Destinies, and any other tribal buff card
>>94381245I'm glad that it's so, as it's easy to distinquish it's posts and just not read them.
I went from 400 to 150 by making Miku proxies but this is still too much.Magic just costs so much fucking money man.I've gotta proxy the black market
>>94381325just proxy all of your cards and shut up
>>94381207It's phyrexian onliterator
>>94381383Looks a little less cool from the side.He'd make an amazing Voltron commander but he doesn't work in pauper or regular.. sucks.
>>94381282I know how you feel but I've believed that for a while now to no effect if you are picking up what I'm putting down
What's his commander?
>>94381490Captain America!!
>>94381490
>>94381502>red, white and blue>wall>makes people have to go all in on the right or the left just by being in the game checks out
>>94381559thank you for the gold, kind stranger
>>94381207>flavor text is cool>art is pretty good and features rebels getting rektnice, although I like the original one as well
Who is the definitive Aikido commander? Immediately I'm drawn to zedruu for arbitrary reasons
>Set is called Tarkir: Dragonstorm>Look inside>No Dragonstorm reprint>Eldrazi support
if this reveals an enchantment, eg omniscience, does it stay as a 2/2 creature, or does it become the enchantment>t. dummy
>>94381490Every other answer is wrong
>>94381768Phyrexian Arena flavour text is almost all great, really. The only bad one is the one from ONE with the most overwrought exposition-y flavour text which almost makes me ashamed to like Jace/Vraska.
>>94381883bro
>>94381883What does the second part of that ability say, anon.
Show me the decks you guys are brewing.Pic related for me, i was just testing anim pakal and her interaction with rosie is absolutely stupid, imagine getting a 14 counters anim pakal by turn 4-5, LMAO
>>94382096Rosie very much delivers. She's definitely impressed. I've been tinkering with Ghave and Rosie can help keep the endless conga line of saprolings going and going. Ghave has proven to be fun to play around with and is the deck I've been on lately.
>>94381981>>94381994;-;
>>94382096Vehicle reanimator is a cool concept and i've got a bunch of vehicles lying around from my Mishra deck, plus she's cute which may or may not be half the reason
Why does the devoid keyword cause so much salt?
>>94382096Trying to figure out an angle for temur aristocrats using fling effects and the like with this guy as commander, once I have that brewed and bought I'll only have 1 Tyranid legend left to make a deck for
>>94382288I find it's usually less devoid and more the cards devoid is attached to, eldrazi are inherently salt inducing
>>94382096>Show me the decks you guys are brewing.I'm trying to build this stupid shit as some kind of storm.The idea is to get otb like 5/7 1cmc 1/2 boys then cast Plagon and get a fresh hand, then blink him to redraw a fresh hand. But i'm struggling big time with generating the manas to keep going. Also having a hard time finding finishing options.Any idea?I know the easy path would be to simply go for a regular value blink.deck but i really wanted to abuse the draw potential into doing some crazy stuff. If only he was UG...
>>94382288Literally nobody ever cared about devoid, the most nothingburger keyword ever made.
Hearthstone did the legend rule better.
>>94382288Devoid isn't a keyword, it was just a way for them to print more varying effects on eldrazi without breaking the color pie. I guess some people were mad they didn't do more colorless matters synergy, or that by using devoid and having colored mana symbols they took away the distinct identity that eldrazi had in rise.
>>94382196It's okay buddy! Now you couldn't use the creature you posted to do that, but say you flicker (exile and return to battlefield) the face down card, it would return face up. There are ways to do what you want!
>>94382096Still working on my Niko Ishkanah and Thousand Moon Smithy lists. The last 2 are pretty much done with whatever tuning happens after it has some actual games under its belt. Niko, still figuring it out
>>94382305The first thing I would suggest anon is learning that storm means
>>94382395You speak to the owner of a full pimped ANT for 15 years who did lines of plays your tiny brain could never envision even after a millenia. Keep quiet little boy.
>>94382481Yet here are you struggling with a build by numbers deck
Plagon belongs in the 99 of Arcades
>>94382541But anon, Plagon is DO THING DRAW CARD, and he has to be blinked! This is a hard concept to grasp before we even get into fork effects.
>>94382936that's the easy part. Now how do you win?
>>94383023Probably attacking seeing as your are encouraged to attack
>>94383036>>94382305Despise these anime cards but I'm loving azorius, got a UW background deck, a New Niko deck, might try and make my Tameshi deck work again, and honestly might build this as just some fun big butt tribal with some silly combat phase jank thrown in
>>94382293You've been making decks for all the Tyranids as well? That's quite the challenge there.
Nine Lives Familiar seems like such a strong card. I mean if you run it on any deck that has an instant speed way of sacrificing things that's four sacrifices you can get per turn cycle, up to nine in total. It's just super efficient.
Is this actually playable? Seems like there's better ways to generate treasure beyond playing a 6cmc artifact and tapping lands
>>94383322too bad most who run things that recur themselves won't play them fair and just as a combo piece
>>94383345It’s good in decks like adrix and nev or baylen that have heavy token synergy, otherwise not so much
>>94383345Has its place but largely nah it's trash, why wouldn't you just use your mana? It's good for decks that specifically care about tokens or that want to play at instant speed say a Yeva maybe, if the lands you left up didn't need to be used
>>94383360Anon the card is begging to be abused what do you even mean by "fair". Saccing it to viscera seer with no other death trigger 9 turns in a row?
>now Hearthstone has taken the first step down its own path to UBshitGod, nothing is safe.
>>94383345If you have something that can increase the value of treasures, sure. Or if you play something that often ends then cycles with open lands then it can help there too. But even then I've often found it's not worth the turn off you often have to take to invest in casting it.
>>94383511What are they crossing over with?
>>94383578StarCraft.>that doesn’t—Our own descent into this slop hell began with AFR.
>>94383506as 9 times chump blocker of course
>>94383635actuly with walking dad
>>94383036b-but i don't want to :(
Do the dracula cards count as UB?The art is great and im thinking of picking some up for a vampire deck
>>94383023Dipshit said it was Storm, so grapeshot you retard.
>>94383774mhmm ok anon, do you have an UW grapeshot?
>>94383748No
>>94383345It's good if you care about artifacts. Run it in my Shattergang deck, it's pretty sweet.
>>94383794Yes, it's called brain freeze you retard.
>>94383345the definition of win-more, even in the niche instances where it shines
>>94383806Thing is, the storm count will be way too low. The wincon must be based upon a high draw capacity. But not high enough to justify a Toracle.Imagine a deck where you end up with low mana, a bunch of critters otb and 30 cards in hand.
>>94383794>dude types out things like>mhmmLmao, I'm sorry you're too 'tistic for the joke, but yes there are finishers like>>94383806or picrel>>94383832>Oh man what should I do with my storm deck>The storm count will be low btwconfirmed retard lmao
>>94383797Why not?
What are some good options for finishers/ways to end the game with Sythis? I've got All That Glitters/Ethereal Armor already but I'd rather avoid multiple auras buffing a creature to be really big. I also want to stick to the theme of the deck so I'd prefer if the cards synergized with enchantments rather than just universal goodstuff cards in GW (ie: no Craterhoof or Kamahl + Elesh Norn)
>>94383848What? Want me to call it spellslinger? Fine then, spellslinger.>temporal-fissuremeh.I'll repeat myself but think as the average setup being :>get a bunch of 1/2 otb with minor etbs (clue tokens, energy, lifegain generation mostly) the first few turns>cast plagon draw X>find a cheap blink for plagon and repeat draw XThe board state didn't evolve an inch so far, just got a bunch of extra cards in hand (a good bunch of which will be more 1cmc critters).I need some kind of seismic assault in blue, or anything that can transform dead cards in hand into fuel.
>>94383924Best option so far seems to be tireless tribe, give it +0/+40 and swap toughness for attack with plagon. Not optimal, but cheap.
>>94377482>tqThe sheer amount of jank blue has accumulated over the years. One of my favorite decks is an Orvar list that uses the text hacking spells for cheap (and often repeatable) targeters to make copies, and a bunch of color hate pieces like High Seas, Insight, Breath of Dreams, and Douse. I use a bunch of the BFZ and MH3 Eldrazi for my creature lineup. I like the aesthetic and mechanical design, I feel they're fitting as "soldiers" of Orvar, and they fit the "messing with colors and text" theme.>>94379264A friend of mine would actually get into Magic if we got Ohranger or Gaoranger cards.
Today I went first and used a turn 2 dark ritual + sol ring to cast pic related and manascrew a player for the rest of the game. I didn't even win but it was very funny.
>>94383945ofc mind over matter would solve the issue, but generating 6 will be the main problem. Maybe going virtually monoU and try to go off with extraplanar lense, peregrine drake, cloud faerie and consort could help a bit here..
>>94383866people tend to not care as much for the godzilla cards
>>94377632If I buy Dragon Shields on AliExpress are they the same quality or are they cheap knockoffs? I'm seeing whole 100 ct packs for $1 and not gonna lie I'm really tempted to get a 2000 sleeve rainbow to cycle out my old ultra pro mattes that are starting to split open after shuffles
>>94383691ACTUALLY with Godzilla
does anyone else ever use a hypergeometric calculator after an unlucky game? just played a game where my third land was 24 cards down. I only need four mana to get started and I can dig deep pretty fast, so keeping a two land hand is typically fine. not this time.I don't know why I do it, I think it just makes me feel a little bit better to know exactly how hard I just got fucked.
>>94381978>mono b to spite hurt one opponentSeems right
>>94384118I really wouldn't trust listings like that. If you're for them like they're penny sleeves they almost certainly are penny sleeves.
So how fun is he /edhg/? I'm considering building him with a bunch of land destruction like shivan harvest, armageddon, impending disaster etc, plus many exploration effects.
>>94384134I once was playing a three color deck in draft and did not draw anything to produce my third color of mana after drawing 20 cards, a full half of my deck. I calculated the chance of that, given my land base, as around one in eight hundred. we all had a laugh about my bad luck.it then happened in game two as well. a different color, but every single card that produced that mana was in the bottom half of my deck. I was furious, I don't remember being that made about a game in my entire life.
>>94384193What are the odds of it happening twice in a row?
>>94384112WHY ISNT MOTHRA A LEGEND IM STILL SO PISSED
>>94383866Because it fits MTG there for it doesn't count. And Dracula isn't really an "IP" to people due to its public domain status
>>94384219Fair enough, vampires it is for the next deck.Thanks and have a nice day anon
>>94384139oh really? damn that sucks...I really gotta pay the $12 then huhAlright, thanks. Hopefully they have some black friday deals on amazon or something to go with my foundations purchases
>have friend with arthritis who really loves paper commander>shuffle for them>they always build decks with tons of library shuffling effects meaning I'm shuffling their entire deck at least every other turn in addition to my own>refuses to play decks that have a minimum of fetching and tutoring because they think those decks aren't strong enough>they're talking about a new Golgari deck they're putting together that will probably have every tutor and fetch in the colors jammed inIt's gettin real hard to keep putting up with this cripple's nonsense senpais.
>>94384318self mill graveyard decks are the answer though. you dont need a lot of tutors in those
>>94379478Can you guys use cardconjurer so at least the fucking novel you're filling the text box with isn't crammed into half the space with a great big desert of nothing underneath?
>>94384318why are you playing the pronoun game?
>>94383345If it were black or red it would be great. As is it's trash.
>>94383866It isn't funkopop. Dracula isn't an IP they're making deals with to get in new players/make tons of money. It also uses their own interpretations instead of 1:1 copying actors
>>94384217Because Luminous Broodmoth isn't a legend
>>94384393Rent fucking free.
>>94384217This But Ash Williams
>>94384431Yes and?
>>94384431It's just clumsy and generally horrible to read
>>94384450NTA but crying that someone used they/them is insane
>>94384457It's weird
>>94383996what do you give people? all lands of 1 color?
>>94384417And that is why I hate the skin cards. Because they attach legendary characters to non legendary cards. Which is worse than not having the character. Don't give me Ash and Mothra as non legendaries
>>94384213I just did the math again. I don't remember the exact composition of the deck anymore but I figure the chance of it happening twice hovers around 1/140,000, figuring in one or two rocks and a couple duals.
>>94384464Yeah the complaining is weird
>>94384480How about you take the UBslop you're given with a smile shitbird.
>>94384503Nah I'll complain. Deal with it, dorkknocker
>an entire set just for spiderman
>>94383635Man, you guys hate afr
>>94384605It was a bad set
>>94384605I don't. Finally going to build Mahadi now that I'll be able to afford the Rakdos pieces this upcoming weekTreasures ahoy
>>94384253Game nerdz is decent prices on them but recently I've been buying from Setzu on tiktok
>>94384593The Spiderverse has a ton of characters though.
>>94384431I love this phrase because it translates to>my win condition is simply being acknowledgedHow bad does life have to be for that to be a win?
>>94384705I don't think I'm winning because you acknowledged me, I think you're losing for having so inconsequential a set of terms trigger you, you fucking freak.
>>94384738>I don’t mean the things I say!!!Okay lol
>>94384694There's something very unpalatable about multiverses with multiverses
>>94384593Spiderman has tons of characters and is more deserving of a set than LOTR, a simple novel trilogy.
What is your favorite deck that isn't yours but regularly appears in your pod(s)?
>>94384834>deservingWhat determines this?
>>94384705How bad does life have to be for someone to get annoyed that someone says "they or them"?
>>94384853Size of the property and number of characters that need to be represented. Doctor Who (a 61 year old series) would not have been properly represented through, say, a 5 card lair. Spider Man is a very long running IP with a fuck ton of characters. More than LOTR has. You need to cover more than you need to with LOTR. Which is why we were able to fit like 6 Aragorns, 5 Suarons, 6 Gandalfs etc
>>94384861>LotR didn't have enough characters >WotC left out most of the characters What did he mean by this?
>>94384867>LOTR has more characters than Spider ManWrong.
>>94384856>annoyed You’re projecting the emotions you want to find. I’m not annoyed I just think you’re a fag
>>94384891The issue is you connect they/them to some political thing instead of just being the normal way humans speak.
>>94384870Obviously Spider Man is going to have more characters. 70 years of one-off villains, rotating supporting characters, and various love interests will outnumber even the characters in the Silmarillion, but WotC also didn't even use all the named characters from the movies, let alone the books or supplemental material. Meanwhile, there were a fuckload of generic cards taking up space.
>>94384894Yeah because normal humans don’t say they about singular people whose sex is known to them
>>94384178I prefer the og
>>94384891you're annoyed enough to keep responding to him like a fuckin dumbass
>>>94384593>he's unexcited to build Spider-Man noir for literal cage-kino in mtgI cannot wait the autist anti ub salt will be glorious
>>94384946based
>>94384946>30s-50s Perry Mason-esque tribalI'm legitimately stoked. I NEED it
>>94384946Nicolas Cage is getting a card?
>>94384976Spiderverse made a ton of money and nic cage was Spider-Man noir. He's gonna be in a series too so they'd be stupid not to
>>94384946>>94384951>>94384964This UB debacle has really highlighted the divide between funkoslop nerds and regular nerds. In a just society you would be humanely euthanized due to your underdeveloped manchild brains
>>94385046>ANYONE WHO LIKES MORE THAN ONE IP LIKES FUNKOPOPWhy are you so obsessed with that product, anyway?
>>94385050>>ANYONE WHO LIKES MORE THAN ONE IP LIKES FUNKOPOPEveryone likes multiple things. Normal people like them separate. There’s some weird defect in the brains of certain people where you go>THING I LIKE + THING I LIKE!? THATS LIKE TWICE AS GOOD!!!!!There’s plenty of shit I like outside of Magic. I like them for their own merits and have literally 0 desire to see them on a Magic card.It’s it (You) that has the defect here.
>>94384834
>>94385059>Normal people like them separate.No, they don't. Normal people like crossovers, as evidenced by sales.
>>94385046
>>94384985The character was in the first movie for like 10 minutes tops. LTR was so fucking bloated of a set it's unreal, and all signs are pointing at the FF and Marvel sets to be too.Who the fuck gets excited about "Oh my God, they made Peregrin Took into a card?!?!" or whatever other irrelevant side character takes up a lot in a 300 card set.
>>94385060Truth isn't meant to specifically upset you. If it does, that's your own issue. It debatable whether Spider Man or Tolkien has more characters, stories, settings etc. It is an objective fact that Spider Man does. But you likely cannot think critically due to your 18 year olds autism about UB.
>>94385059>Normal people like them separate. There’s some weird defect in the brains of certain people where you go>Look how incredibly smart I am I am so cool and smart and oh my god I'm so smartLmao you must be real fun at parties, anon.
>>94385064>Peregrin Took is a minor side characterNo, he is one of the primary cast. Old Man Willow is an unnecessary side character. Tom Bombadil is an unnecessary side character.
>>94385061>>94385062See if you can get any over-the-counter parasite medication. I promise you will think more clearly
The UB vs Anti-UB split will always be defined by people who primarily play magic due to setting, characters etc and those who play it because it is a good game with a good rule set and better designed than something like DRAGON BALL SUPER CARD GAME THAT IS DESIGNED TO DIE AFTER 6 MONTHS.
>>94385067>Lmao you must be real fun at partiesScreen cap it for those Reddit upboats. You don’t have to be on this site
>>94385068In my defense I'm high and didn't realize Peregrin is Pippin until after I posted
>>94385071You're simply wrong. No amount of 4chanisms will change that. Crossovers sell. The best selling MTG sets? Crossovers. The best selling Mortal Kombat DLC? Crossovers. The biggest Friday the 13th AND Nightmare on Elm Street film? Crossover. People like seeing things mixed.
>>94385075>You don’t have to be on this sitePot meets kettle, dipshit
>>94385075Reddit and this general are effectively identical. What do you actually think the differences are? The only difference is racism gets you a 100% chance of ban there but only 50% here.
>>94385074Funkoslop players don’t give a shit about game mechanics. If they did, they’d be just as content to play with completely blank cards right? Because they care so much about the game and not the lore?And yet, they absolutely eat up characters they know from other IPs. So actually they do care more about characters and lore, just not those that already exist in Magic
>>94385088I do want to play a Doctor Who card game. Unfortunately it doesn't exist, and it is illegal to just 1:1 Copy MTGs design, card look, etc. I'd suggest reverting copyright law so you cannot really copyright things.
>>94385065>Marvel onions goy>Zero respect for the foundation of all fantasyCute that you think I'm the mindless child
>>94385083>>94385086>NOOOOO THIS BOARD IS MEANT TO BE REDDIT!!!!I wish every evil imaginable upon you.
What are they even going to do for non-legendary creatures in the Spider-Man set? They can't ALL be named characters, right? Are we going to get a ton of random unnamed New York citizens and criminals?
>>94385094No one fucking cares.
>>94385094Whether it is meant to be or not is irrelevant. It is. Do something about it if you dislike that fact. Be the change you want to see.
>>94384393>>94384450not only is singular they grammatically correct this isn't even the comparatively uncommon usage of itkill yourself
>>94385095>What are they even going to do for non-legendary creatures in the Spider-Man set?Thugs and the like, yes. Gang members from known gangs like Tombstone. Maybe Fisk employee baddies.
>>94385094hahahahaha oh my god anon just how fucking autistic ARE you???
>>94385098>Do something about it if you dislike that fact. Be the change you want to see.Cool yeah lemme just get hired to write code for 4chan and implement auto-bans against anyone with Reddit cookies in their browser.But when that won’t be enough to stop you fuckers so maybe while I’m there I’ll pay Reddit for the right to scrape your data and just ban you based on IPIs that it? Is that being the change I want to see?
>>94385105pfffffffffffffffttt yeah like I said: >>94385103
>>94385105I am sure some amazing hackers exist who could take over mod accounts if they felt it. Learn to do that so you can ban le redditors.
I don't get why people play if they hate UB so much. The game clearly isn't for you now and if that is a deal breaker, why stick around? Outside of trying and failing to share your misery with people who just laugh at you, mock you, and remind you that you are the minority. Seems like you could utilize your time for better shit than trying and failing to upset people who like what you no longer like.
>>94385100It isn’t. You’ll find in any document where grammar is held to a high standard that “he/she” and “his/her” is actually the correct way to write it. In fact, you can go look up the law in your country, if it’s an English speaking country, and I promise you either in the particular statute itself or in a statute on how statutes are to be interpreted you will find a section that says something to the effect of “he or his is to be read to include masculine feminine and neuter” because English doesn’t use fucking “they” in singular
>>94385119>arguing this much because you're obsessed with modern politics and got immediately trigger upon seeing they/them because it made you think of your enemies.No one alive believes you got mad because you're a grammar nazi. It's solely because "GRRR PRONOUNS." which is sad.
>>94385116>I don't get why people play if they hate UB so much. The game clearly isn't for you now Long walk, short pier.
>>94385119Yes it does you literally illiterate nigger, they is used ""correctly"" if the sex of the subject is unknown, which is the case in that anon's postEven IF their sex was known they could just use they if they wanted to which has been grammatically correct for longer than your family has existed you retard.
>>94385125Sorry if the truth hurts. It's still the truth.
>>94385116It's a lot easier to be mad at things and treat people badly than it is to change yourself. Some poor souls just don't know how to fuckin cope in life and lash out
>>94385122You are deliberately trying to change language to fit your agenda. To try and deflect from this response to being called out for this is “um akshually it’s not grammatically incorrect!!”. And when demonstrated that it is incorrect you say “well you don’t actually care about grammar anyway!!!!”So you’ve lied twice and yet think you’re in any position to throw stones.You are saying “they” for political reasons and it is not grammatically correct.Now queue your rant about the ever evolving nature of language “descriptive not prescriptive” etc etc >>94385126Again, you will never find a statute in law that says “they” as a neutral pronoun because it is not grammatically correct
>>94385119hahahaha holy shit he's still going. Imagine being THIS FUCKING MAD at a fucking word. How fucking bad must your life be to have this kinda mindset, holy shit
>>94385138This is bait
>>94385142>Again, you will never find a statute in law that says “they” as a neutral pronoun because it is not grammatically correctthis is the stupidest attempt at an argument for this case that I've ever seengo complain that they're making up retarded nonsense words in german or other inherently gendered languages to cater to trannies instead of getting mad at grammatical rules you can't even begin to understand, it seems.take the 41%ers with you while you're at it for making you paranoid enough that basic fucking english is a psyop
>>94385150Only to immature people, anon. The rest of us don't have the mental capacity of a child.
>>94385148>HOO HOO HEE HAWK
>>94385153>le language changes argumentCalled it.
>>94385100Singular 'they' is used in a hypothetical that may include both genders ("if one looks carefully at the shore, they may notice the somewhat ominous stillness") or when the gender of the subject is unknown ("while I wasn't sure who had spray-painted my locker, they definitely needed some remedial spelling lessons") or when the subject is not human or being humanized.Given that this is a retelling of an actual event; and the original poster, presumably, knows the gender of his/her friend; and views them as human; the usage of the singular they is not ideal and a strict grammarian would consider it incorrect.
>>94385168So you are actually illiterate, because there's nothing in my post that's even tangentially close to that.In fact I'm saying that they SHOULDN'T do that for languages that don't support it, like German.I mean it, kill yourself, you're likely pathetic enough to try and take someone with you so take a tranny with you would be a good thing too.
>>94385142So I am entirely right. This autism is caused by political obsessions you have. Fucking off yourself.
>>94385150>anything that upsets me was SPECIFICALLY CRAFTED for me and me aloneNarcissism.
>>94385173You’re not going to change his mind because he doesn’t care, anon.He is on board with using “they” qs singular neutral for political reasons, but he wants to disseminate its use by insisting that it is not a political choice, in hopes of normalizing it.These people are honestly such scum. It’s not enough to have their opinions and stick by them, they have to deceive others to get them to agree. It was the exact same shit with changing D&D and Magic to “be more inclusive”- they would never just say they’re politically motivated but their politics is right, it was always “it’s not a political thing!”
>>94385161>so fucking mad
>>94385188>I'm mad because POLITICS
>>94385319I use they when I discuss ruling situations and why x works, but y doesn't because in my head there are just featureless blobs playing the cards, I've had multiple transexual players get angry at me for misgendering them.I like singular they and I can tell you from experience you will get yelled at by using it even when not addressing them
>>94385363
>>94385373You have people having an argument about how you shouldn't use singular they, but you refuse to believe someone would get mad about that irl?
>>94385382Correct.
>>94385065Right, Spiderman has more characters. It's also a standard set which now means it needs to limit the legendries because despite what edhfags believe legendary actually has a drawback for standard play and can't just be every creature in the set. The majority creatures have to be nameless henchman goons, new york cops, or newsroomfags. Don't act surprised when the best card in the set is a random one of Rhino's goons, the way Bowmasters was a generic orc archer in LOTR, and not Peter from universe #83371 or whichever one that you like the best.
Need 4-6 more cuts i think please help ^.^https://www.archidekt.com/decks/10041772/krond
>>94385465cut Edge of Autumn and Benevolent Blessing
What would be a good commander for a theme deck that personifies paranoia, isolation, and a secretive nature?
>>94385494Either of the Alesha, or Cadeira
>>94385494Something dimir maybe atris or etratas
>>94385501Ok though I'm not sure I see the connection with Caderia>>94385520those sound good
>>94385526he's calling you a tranny
>>94385532Holy EPIC
>>94384467I gave him his highest cmc cards and no lands
>>94385126The subject's sex is not unknown to that anon, which is why it's awkward to read. I once listened to an acquaintance tell a story about his vacation with a group of friends, one of them a they/them tranny, and it was completely impossible to distinguish between him talking about the whole group or a part of the group while telling stories, and him talking about the tranny. Every time he'd have to clarify because it's unclear. Why are you people always so disingenuous, equating using "they" to refer to e.g a hooded stranger, and using they in all cases?
>>94385608Holy shit just shut the fuck up you raging neo-autist.
>>94385621I am an autist but I will not shut up, thank you.
>>94383345works in my deck
>>94385116What? You know private playgroups exist right? Most of this game is kitchen table house rules with people wotc is physically incapable of tracking in any meaningful way. Plenty of people are just ignoring a lot of this stuff and playing like it's 2015. Weird people don't realize this it's really common with oldfags
You guys are obsessed with tennis. Weird
>>94385820That's a nice sentiment, but what do you do if your friends just use the IP cards anyway? My play group had a "no cards that name Commander" policy for a few years, but only 3 of us gave enough of a shit to try and halt the spread of cancer.
>>94386044>no cards that name Commanderim not sure i understand, can you please explain?
>>94386055no cards that utilize the command zone as a mechanicif I was gonna play by that rule I'd demand "no cards printed exclusively in commander-only sets" too
>>94385494Also all art variants fit.
>>94377482Opened a doubling season at my prerelease last weekend. Think I'm gonna make a Grist deck with it.
>>94386126I have a Grist deck without it and still having a blast. Cannot recommend it enough
>>94386055>>94386082The rule was that anything with the word "commander" on it was banned
>mfw I have 7 Sol rings in play
>>94385465Ritual poster
>>94386271Anon!That's 11 sol rings!
>>94386098As someone who was thinking about Edith for a furtive telling themed deck, I can say she’s just another Izzet spell slinger that either has to win through burn or storm, absolutely nothing to do with paranoia other than the art.She could just have easily been flavored as another goblin artificer and no one would notice the difference
>>94386308It's 13
>>94386098I hate that the best art of this is stuck in black and white. Same for Gisa 2.0 and the gruul lesbians.
>>94386315It is, i dont know how i thought 6 and 7 made 11 for a momentIm so sorry
>>94386321That's ok, you can also add my Sol Cockring to the count.
>>94386309>A very open ended commander can only be used as izzet spellslingerNot my problem you can't use your imagination and creativity to stick to the flavour you are asking for.
>>94386271I'll offer you a burger for those...
>>94386374Only if it's a Krabby Patty from the Spongebob lair
>>94386320>he doesn’t think the best art is the defaultIt objectively is, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Not only is it better than the alt, but it’s just also extremely well made and up there in quality for all Magic cards
>>94386396Double feature>Renfield>OG
>>94377632slop for slop
>>94386359This is especially hilarious because you just haven’t even read her effect. She pushes you so hard into a particular style of play that she’s actually incredibly difficult to keep to a theme outside of it. Because all she gives you is double impulse draw, the only way to play her is to rip through your deck as fast as possible and be rewarded for casting as much as you can in one turn.Why do you have to be so defensive? A guy asked for recommendations, you recommended something that doesn’t fit the theme at all based entirely on the art.Just a quick “oh yeah my bad” and no one would care.
>>94386409Buy a slop for your slop
>TCC’s editor is @tiddypills on XBut it’s not a fetish.
>>94386430Obsessed
>trying to build with a budget>moxfield's budget isn't working for some reason>archidekt's budget works but it has no "update all to cheapest" optionhelp
>>94386460No, I think I have that right>Literally no one:>You: HEY THERE'S THIS TRANNY THAT IS AN EDITOR FOR THIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL...If you want to bitch about trannies then start off talking about the prof and then go on to muh trannies. Otherwise you just look obsessed.
>>94386457This is possibly one of the most Reddit posts ever written on 4channelAlso>She gives you card advantage, that's the main thing. She literally doesn’t, again have you fucking read the card? It’s impulse draw. If you don’t use them the same turn, they’re gone.
>>94386471>EDH thread>e-famous EDH player>plays EDH with a tranny>tranny is named @tiddypills on the screen of the EDH video>sped anon demands that I lay the foundation before referring to it
>>94386482Yes, you are obsessed.
>>94386494Does dominating a niche hobby make up for the way normal people look at you in the street?
>>94386506yes because I have a family that loves me, a social circle, and the mandate of heaven.also I drive
>>94386466Stop using crutches. Make a list, check prices on scryfall/TCG, delete cards that're too expensive. That's how people have been making decks for over a decade
>>94386522Lel if you say so man
>>94386506DESU your suffering is pretty delicious
>>94386540>>94386550Bet you can hold a lot of cards in those big man hands
>>94386574I’m sure your “gf” has man hands of his own
>>94386526the delicious elixir of your tears.
I love magic and commander and I'm excited to play this weekend with my friends!I altered 4 pacifisms and I will be giving one to each of them and keeping one for myself.
>>94386605Do you wear a hat indoors for your bald spot or do you just rock out with your scalp out?
>>94386642>racist against based DanesOkay now you fucked up, anon. That's where I draw the line.
>>94385150it IS bait but it's also true, making it the most effective bait.>>94385074I like the setting, characters, and lore for magic. I also don't care if there's sets that are from other IPs.
>>94386659it's incredibly obvious that UB cards are more experimental and mechanically dense because it's what the designers are funneling their time and money into. my favorite is sgt Benton because he's a based brit. love making mtg veterans seethe by taking them out of the commander game on turn 5
>>94386302>anon claims i made the deck month ago>prove that wrong and he persists>anon claims i am not working on the deck and won't listen to suggestions>remove suggested cards immediatelyYou are incredibly sad anon lol. Just take the L and move on you are wrong
>>94386525This is the dumbest fucking post I've ever read Holy shit
>>94386610Nice! Enjoy it anon
>>94386723Sounds like you're lazy.
>>94386302Schizo poster
>>94386776No what it sounds like is you needed something in your sad life to feel superior about and that's what you settled on
>>94384178He’s a lot of fun, but if you’re playing him as a land destruction guy you’re going to get at most 2 games with the guy with the same group before they tell you they won’t play against him anymore. Or at the very least you’re going to get immediately hated out of the game so the other three can actually have fun while you sit and watch.I play him with a shitload of landfall triggers and ways to either recur lands and/or play several lands in one turn
>25 designs and tests later trying to make a viable skeleton commander>desperate enough to give eminence a chance because skeletons are all so fucking shit
>>94387079Haste is gay and not skeleton. Same with token spam. Make them all modular or something, build a big skeleton. Recurring them is fine that makes sense but the rest nah
>>94387163bet ur feeling silly now
>>94387163>Haste is gay and not skeletonskeleton haste / skeleton speed are decades old memes>build a big skeletonsadly, that's not how skeletons work. skeletons are about being a cheap and disposable army that you throw at your enemies.although nito could work as a tall skeleton that uses other skeletons to get taller.
>>94386494Why can you not go a single thread without bring up the fact that you're an ugly man that deschwanzed himself? At this point just get a trip if you're going to be an identifiable, insufferable faggot every thread.
>>94387251Well I'll be i think it's the most common keyword on them>>94387274Nuhuh you mash skeletons together to make big skeleton like this kinda
>>94387079I think I would go as the following>Whenever a creature a opponent controls dies, create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token that is tapped in the battlefield.>Whenever you cast a Skeleton spell, you create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token in the battlefield.>All Skeletons have haste.
The duality of insects
>>94386875Sounds like you're salty.
>>94386430>>94386482the dudes username he chose is breast pills. He wants everyone to know he's a guy taking meds to grow tits on his hairy man chest. It's a fetish.I'm not even normally transphobic but agps do so much damage to the trans image, they're basically closeted sissys
>>94387350Neat bugs
>>94387079How about this?
>>94387587>Wither and t: pingI like the gravelord sword flavor.I think to mix regenerating skellys with reassembling ones you could have "when a skeleton enters from grave or regenerates, untap it"since regen also taps when removing damage
>>94387587Would be nice to have some kind of function similar to gravelording someone in ds1, but not quite sure how to do it. Creating 4/2 menace skelly tokens under an opponent's control that are goaded?
>>94387708not even really an unprecedented effect
>>94387708How's this for Gravelord invasion flavor?
>>94387946Horrible
>>94387079>>94387587>>94387946>Necromancer, dark dancer, souls enhancer>Nito’s trance, bone lance, death’s financer>Grave plots, marrow knots, skeletal advancer>Blackened depths, darkness preps, eternal romancer
>>94387708If we’re doing nito, then yeah, menace skellies that self sac when they hit an opponent and give their controller and nitos a benefit. Make him a hybrid skeleton and group slug commander.
>>94388194Decayed is already a keyword so
>>94388194Something like :Nito, first of the dead - ?BRGEminence- whenever a creature dies, if it wasn’t a wheel skeleton, its controller creates a 1/1 wheel skeleton token, then goad that creature. WitherSkeletons get +1/+0, haste and menace.Something that lets him bring back skeletons from the yard or somethingTotal p/t depends on his cmc
>>94388234Oh, and I also forgot to give the payoff for actually hitting with the skellymans
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>>94387079As a fellow skelebro, the best solution I've found is Gut, True Soul Zealot. 4/1 skeletons with menace can beat a board down pretty quickly
