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>>96874607>How would you fix Vashtorr's model?Bulk him up, give him an oxhead and rename him Hashut.
This is the 7th 40K thread up now >TQGive it some big fucking tits and give him a camel toe. I’d ask to make him look more abstract instead of some flesh freak but he doesn’t care what I want.
I need a second opinion 40kg. Im painting the same model, and I just finished up the armor.Should I go the extra step and add the white speculars (right image, made a mockup in photoshop) or keep it as is (left) I made the mockup white a bit small, imagine it a bit bigger in reality most likely.
I have no idea what's going on here but it's 40k.
>>96874607>How would you fix Vashtorr's model?Either go all in with the demonic blaclsmith and make him into a burly fucker - maybe with a single cyberleg for a Hephaestus thing - or go all-in with the lanky, starved factory foreman who bullies you into shitty contracts and forces you to work 23.9 hour shofts in the daemon engine wagecage and make hom look slimy, scheming, and hateably smug. As it stands they tried to split the difference and he looks like neither. He's just a lanklet queer doing a naked apron.
>>96874625Take it up with the drama grifting faggots shitting up the catalog with worthless /pol/ bait that would be ignored/deleted if it was posted in the respective general. Cause the jannies dont give a fuck
>>96874656This looks like it was made by that one 1 dude draws marines gigantic bodies and massively wide shoulders but then give them really small heads.You know the 40k fan artist that kind of draws everything like it's that one overly buff captain america image.
>>96874656Parts of this piece are very cool, but the decision of which subjects to include in the piece feels so schizophrenic
>>96874656What is it with holding a sword with the flat of the blade towards forward?
>>96874686looks more impressive
>>96874641I think a yellow specular would go better with your red and green. The white shifts the red to read more pinkish, I think you need the saturation to keep your red alive
>>96874686Means you can see it is a sword. If they held the edge towards you it would just look like a stick
>>96874705But what if the enemy thinks it's just a wide stick?
>>96874695Yellow looks a bit weird ngl.Maybe just the red/orange is good enough and I should stop here with it.
>>96874641WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH JEWDUBS AND WEAPONSWHYYYYYYYHis armor isn't even that impractical. Surely, there is this huge horned helmet but that's an IRL shitpost - "look, I'm so much better that I can wear this silly piece of crap and still beat everyone on the bloc". The rest of the suit is ornamental, but functional.But the Huskblade... Are there some laws in the UK saying you can't portray a functional melee weapon on a miniature, or what? Why is that so... IDIOTIC?
>>96874656Cool piece, I find the Chalice a tad goofy but I understand it.
>>96874739The Huskblade doesn't need to be a practical shape because it eats souls.
>>96874772Does it poop them out?
>>96874784I think that's what the soul trap is for.
>>96874772Gay and cheap cope. The model would be much improved if the sword actually looked like a sword. Without these stupid wavy bits.
>>96874803go play trench crusade if you want generic muh realism faggotry
>>96874772No it doesn't.
>>96874803You know the kit comes with a regular sword too right.
>>96874727Sorry should've clarified I don't know why I thought you'd be able to read my mind here lmao. I meant mixing yellow into your highlight colour as a specular
>>96874833Yeah probably not then. Ill just stop here with it. Still got so much I need to do to this model Im kinda getting tired and losing focus. I thought I'd finish it today but the armor took all my time.
>>96874607>TQBetter, slightly more dynamic poseBigger eyes, maybe asymmetrical like in one campaign book excerpt where he's mentioned to (when temporarily manifesting from a sacrificial pile of junk) have one eye be a lamp and the other a cluster of bionic eyesMake his mouth look more like a furnace grate and ditch the lips/organic surrounding partsAbsolutely keep the metal wings and tail; the fact that he slightly resembles the Void Dragon in that aspect is one of my favorite details about the design.
>>96874772Actually, it absorbs the moisture from things it touches.
>>96874657>bullies you into shitty contracts and forces you to work 23.9 hour shofts in the daemon engine wagecageThat's just the new AoS chorfs. They're a wagie civilization.
>>96874873It doesn't absorb, it evaporates.
Chicks dig giant robots. Post giant robots.
>>96874873Brb buying 2000packs of jack links to make a huskblade out of silica packets
>>96874915
>>96874898I need more big robots
>>96874898They are currently piled under 8 other KR multicases so take an old pic of the glory of house taranis
We demand cultist chaff units for EC.
>>96874933>taranisIs this a reference to the Celtics thunder God or is this a phonetic spelling of the word "trannys". Not shitposting genuinely asking
>>96874607This older guy at my lgs keeps bringing in these smaller space marines and it's annoying cause I think he's modelling for advantage with them cause they fit behind cover easier than normal marines do. I don't even know how he got them because they're more squat and have like, angry face helmets on? Look nothing like normal marines so he can't have just shrunk a 3d print.
>>96874641is there some lore relevance to deldar having literally just tyranid bone swords or it just lazy CAD copy pasting?
Sisters of Silence should decouple from banana guards. They're cooler outside Adeptus Custodes than they are as a part of it. They could slot into Imperial Agents or some shit, doesn't matter, just not AC.
>>96874957It's one of the canon knight houses.
>>96874739>t. realism fag who thinks he understands practicality
>>96874943Nobody bought into EC, faction is doa. They'll be in a soup book next edition ala imperial agents alongside daemons and whatever else is circling the drain
>>96874957Probably the storm god honestly.They are the first knight house to exist
>>96874957Take a break from the internet for a bit.
>>96874971Legitimately have no clue about any of the knight houses names aside from malinax cause that's the colour for the porphyrion box art and I liked the tan. Cool dudes though anon
>>96874957Touch grass, bud
>>96874997Thanks, yeah I worked really hard on these. Might put "tranny" on one of my future ones though, that sounds funny.
>>96874990>>96875000Was just asking bwo relax. You're acting like someone isn't scream crying about trans people every thread, it's not unrealistic to expect one of them to make a shitty joke for their warhammer army
>>96874997Thanks anon.>>96875006Why are you like this
>>96874761The BA's blood fixation is goofy, there's no denying it.
>>96875006I agree that does sound like some high quality comedy, suitable only for high IQ individuals
>>96875014He's trying to incite issues amongst the modelposters. Just ignore him, he picks a handful of new targets daily
>>96875014Why are you impersonating me? I painted the knights.
>>96875024Human's water fixation is goofy but whatevs.
Don't reply to that motherfucker I swear to God, don't bite the bait.
>>96875014Put the trip back on
>>96875042Why did you post thisNow someone is going to respond to it pretending to fall for itYou fool
>>96875042Dude I swear I'm the painter, look here's a time stamp of my knights.
>>96875051>Isildur! Don't fall for the bait!
>>96875061Missed opportunity to put some of the letter backwards for extra funnies
>>96874898Big Bot Postin
>>96875083Why does one of the black ones have a pig head
>>96875094Its quite clearly the Head of Anubis, the god of death.
>>96875085Never noticed the tip was flared and ridged for his pleasure
>>96875085I really really really like this .gif, do you mind if I save it?
>>96875085
>>96875094I also see a pig but I like the idea.Boar Knight
>>96875085>>96875108What a minute. Are these just rpg launchers? I always thought they were lasers or some shit
>>96875083these look hilariously bad
>>96875083I like the pig head one
Big boy posting!
>>96875100Oh okay, yeah I guess I kinda see it now
>>96875131I believe you
>>96874898I don't have any giant ones unfortunately>>96875131kek
>>96874898beep boop
>>96875131Oh damn he finally posted timestamps
>>96875083Shitty
>>96875120It's a pod with missiles, firing from the little holes. Different pods have different missiles.
Let Chaos idols claim this thread!
>>96875131What is this supposed so mean?
>>96875168Get fucked decalmutant lol
>>96875159Maybe you can answer this question too. Why do fire dragons have a similar barrel tip thing as dark reapers? Is it just an aesthetics thing or is there something significant that does for the gun
>>96875120I think the artist (Alex Boyd, I believe) got the same idea. But the fluff is that they're loaded with a bunch of smaller rockets that are fired in barrages.
>>96875181How can you possibly be this annoying and ugly inside(and outside probably)
>>96875186Fire dragons have Eldar meltaguns, so their muzzles are just stylized differently from Imperial ones. Similar to how their lasers have that angled muzzle like Imperial ones, just stylized differently.
>>96875199I was just thinking the pointy tips looked similar, it's probably just an aesthetics thing
>>96875148Sick Knights brother!
>>96875148Yoink.
Post things that are not giant robots
>>96875189How can you have such a repugnant personality (and smell probably)
>>96875187Desolators should've had Space Crusade style missile launchers instead of the Nerf guns.
>>96875232My personality is bad? I post models and games and remain respectful up to a limit. You on the other hand have no models are ugly and play no games and call model posters names constantly. You’re the problem not me.
>>96875148These look dope
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96875239>>96875239I think the anon from previous thread was right, you must be genuinely autistic
>>96875225Working on this Emperor's champion.
i was just about to order some paints and defiler for 50 euros from the same place i did in 2003only to find out defiler is mail order only these days and costs about twice as much what the fuck did you little fuckers do when i was not looking
>>96875239I'm the problem? You're repulsive and smell bad and have no friends while I post models that don't need to be covered in nazi stickers. You're the problem not me.
>>96875254Ayy fellow templar enjoyer.I rotated the blade on mine I'm just that pissed off by it. I'm away from my pc so here's my old champion
>>96875225>>96875225That is a very green plasma coil, these guys look so fun to paint>Post things that are not giant robotsContribootin
>>96875225
>>96875264I put like 3 “nazi” joke markings on literal Space Nazis, I was told that its not funny and have not done it since. Nice model btw.
>>96875279Doesn't matter. Get fucked. Your models look like shit.
>>96874943>become cultist in service to an EC warband>expect to be writhing in a big fuck pit with transhuman cuntboys>turns out they're all asexual virgin eunuchs whose idea of hedonism is to do combat training and do drugs>the drugs are cool but seriously nobody is getting laid around here>there's also a tradeoff because the drugs are made from people who might otherwise have filled the fuck pit
>>96875225here's a giant bug
>>96875293You’re so fucking nasty
>>96875256defiler my sovl. need to buy 2 more for my collection before they go the way of legends in 11th
>>96875264Nta, but I just wanted to say the little teal gem in his spear looks lovely
>>96875264
>>96875279You put them on several tanks and then knights later ondenied it was what it was for months calling everybody trannies then shifted to saying you totally knew and thought it was heckin epickill yourself mutant
>>96875278there's something wholesome about this one.
>>96875304I think your valid and welcome here anon never forget
>>96875312Ty…
>>96875225How about some medium sized robots?
>>96875304Not as nasty (and smelly) as you and your models!
>>96875322Meant for >>96875314
>>96875308Kek these are awesome
>>96875298IIRC Lucius has a big sadomasochistic flesh pile in front of his resting chair, so when he has downtime he can relax to the ambient noise of people moaning and screaming. The fuck pit is real, so don't lose faith.
>>96875304>>96875314>>96875322gee why are these all exactly one minute or slightly more than one minute apart
>>96875256
>>96875330Your on thin ice
>>96875342Is that lucious?
>won a game against a chaosfag today playing guard>he was super rude and clearly pissed off that he lostwhy are chaosfags always like this, it's worse than Taufags
>>96875298Could be worse. Could get stuck with the guys whose idea of hedonism is drinking poisons until you piss blood, or the ones on a quest to eat the worst tasting food in the universe, or looking for the most jarring smell
>>96875357it's usually guardfags that get salty when they lose, they and eldarfags have the reputation for being the sweatiest
>>96875225Lil sallamanda
>>96875344I don’t samefag like you, nice projection tho.
>>96875330Cool buggos
>>96875330Slippery slope to mental illness.
>>96875330
>>96875305mine has looked like this for the past 20+ years but i need a clean one pronto>before they go the way of legends in 11thi should have guessed, they will only go up in value in the near future arent they
>>96875274They are a lot of fun to paint, I keep finding more pouches I missed though. I swear they are just appearing out of thin air.When I'm done I will compare then to ones I painted ~4 years ago
>>96875363>2024Is he done yet, or alternatively do you have a finished one I can ogle
>>96875388Post the big drill thing pls senpai, I've never seen anyone buy one of those and actually paint it. Is it fun in-game or is it just like deepstriking with a big peanut butter jar shaped model
>>96875384>they will only go up in value in the near future arent theyOf course, I bet you'll see them going for $200-$300 dollars after they go OOP
>>96875273
>>96875225How about 250kilobytes of repost?
>>96875305I'm probably going to put mine on a gigantic base and just paint it up as a display diorama. Even if it stays in for 11th, the fucking thing is just too damn big to play with. I wouldn't be shocked if the Defiler were the first(?) instance of a remade model being smaller.
what the fuck is happening
>>96875467What do you mean?
>>96875392I kind of went overboard on weathering it.This was bright mephiston red with mechanicus decals on the doors before I made it look like it really did dig through rock It was a cheapish recast.It has only seen a handful of games, in most it doesn't do much other than deliver troops and in one it used the drill to take more wounds than I expected off of a wraith knight (back in 8th when the drill was silly)It was mostly for my mechanicus honestly, back when fires of cyraxus was a real possibility. I also have never seen anyone else with one, real or not.>>96875450My boy is helping!
>>96875450Don't know why my models are the canvas for ms paint shenanigans but I'm pleased regardless
>>96875225Cool guys fellow scout enjoyer
>>96875354If the scarred face and the print on the shirt didn't give it away the filename ought to.
>>96875506>the filename ought to1729458249834864?
>>96875360>No novel about Slaneeshi cultists trying to steal the funniest joke in the universe from the Harlequinns>Everyone who reads it laughs until they die
>>96875508Okay that's my bad. I saved it from the archive and my brain got something mixed up.
>>96875502For >>96875412It's midnight, forgive me
>>96875517Decalmutant-tier fuckup
>>96874878It was also part of the design inspiration for Vashtorr according to their little warcom article about the mini. They didn't want him to be "just" a blacksmith because he's also a crafty and merciless wheeler and dealer making one-sides contracts with demons and mortals alike. But his model reflects none of that and as a result he just looks like a shitty blacksmith.I think the biggest problem is the fact that his model's face can't convey ANY sort of character due to his blank eyes and mouth.
Flyers will be banished to Legends in 11th edition.Mark my words.If I'm wrong, I'll buy a Heldrake.
>>96875506>Serpentin - drained from the corpses of Dark Eldar Wyches1. That doesn't actually give me an idea of what it is and why injecting it would be effectively stimulating.2. If it's the trace amounts of the wyches' combat drugs harvested from their bodies, that just means he is getting an inferior buzz to what they got, a secondhand speedball.3. I'm pretty sure it's not blood.4. It's brown.
>>96875505Just need someone to post their trazyn now.
>>96875565I give you permission to not buy a heldrake if you're wrong.
>>96875540What does this even mean? Be normal for once please.
we could have sovl...
>>96875581Get fucked decalmutant
>>96875545Should have given him the big joker smile from his reveal trailer arthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7g300Jwrm0
>>96875572It's an old and badly painted one but here you go.
>order KT: Blooded 2 days ago to frontrun the coming GW scalpening of traitor guard>it's still not shipped>delivery: sundayI wonder if I should cancel.
>>96875565probably but they're still fun to field every now and then
>>96875298>haemonculus: wait a minute...this is gay>*stands up from his mutilating and drug abuse*>EC, doing drugs: what?>H: this is really gay. I'm getting back in the pile>EC: HEY WE'RE GETTIN' BACK IN THE PILE
>>96875298>>96874943The Thousand Sons Robots should have been part of a Kill team>Kill Team: Seketar ThrallbandWith 4 robots and then a Robot Wizard handler with his own model.Then for the new model that GW released in 2025, 4 months ago, they should have had something like 30k's big robots. Then TS would be the Robot fagtion.>>96874957Right unde the ECp ost even.
>>96875571You can surely extract all sorts of chemicals from a body and Eldar (especially Dark Eldar who do all sorts of modifications and drugs) might have all manner of chemicals in their systems that can be distilled and refined into human use. One of the vials contains stuff from a Tyranid. How is that not equally weird? It's also possible getting your hands on pure samples of DE drugs is harder or they might not work as intended. Maybe the marine implants might attack undiluted samples of the drugs and nullify them, while a version taken from a body and refined could get past the implants?
>>96875583GW sucks so they won't make upgrades for traitor guard for vraxians or blood pact
>>96875588Don't say badly painted, he looks great!
>>96875641He's the first character I painted many years ago, so he has a special place in my heart even if he is chunky and unhighlighted
>>96875248Keep dreaming, best you'll get is a world eaters level release, no one plays deldar.
>>96875342Does the 40k model have a spinny?
This has been the best thread in ages
>>96875671I don't think they do those anymore do they? I thought those were a 7-9thed thing
>>96875663>shhhhhh shh shh shh>no tears sweet prince...>only dreams...
>>96875714>>96875671Nu-Lucius has the opportunity to spin. And tilt the camera to look down on him white spinning.https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/emperors-children-lucius-the-eternal-2025?queryID=dc7e6017a245ea79b6adb9c72c9b32ef
>>96875726WHILE* spinning.Fuck my hands are possessed. Typed white twice when trying to correct myself.
>>96875502>kind of went overboard on weatheringTysm anon for posting it, but I disagree. I'd imagine that's what a giant drill would look like after plowing through rocks and dirt for millenia. Maybe one day I'll grab one cause it's so weird and unique
>>96875453Blubangelsanon my beloved
>>96875516I thought harlequins were mute, or did I just fabricate that myself
>>96875671
>>96875726There are fewer images in the carousel so it's choppier.
>>96875752:)
>>96875769Just increase the speed.
>>96875769I just realized his whip is his tongue. How does he talk?
>>96875773Like this?
>>96875783it isn't, the whip feeds into the mouths on his shoulder
>>96875773Sure but it bothers me.
>>96875784ahhh that's the stuff>>96875783with a lisp
>>96875767>BROTHA! HE SPINS ME RIGHT ROUND, BROTHA! RIGHT ROUND!>LIKE A RECORD, BROTHA! RIGHT ROUND! ROUND! ROUND!
>>96875784Optimal strategy
>>96875787FASTER
>>96875784FASTER
>>96875671>>96875767>>96875769>>96875784>>96875787Our new response as a thread to bad bait/raiding/spam should be to post spinnies instead of biting
>>96875784>just a guard in a trench>see this in no-man's land>it's moving towards you at horrifying speed
>>96875814Agreed. Gonna make a spinny out of one of /mydudes/ when I get home
>>96875814I don’t really get it, is it supposed to be funny that he’s spinning around?
>>96875829Get fucked decalmutant
>>96875835Shut up already you moron
>>96875811
>>96875846hhhe he he spinny
>>96875829It's not supposed to be funny, it is funny
>>96875843Go away, smelly nazi. 40k isn't for you.
>>96875846Lol
>>96875846If I see this on the other side of the battlefield I'm fucking shooting myself.
>>96875891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC5lxL6dcTk
>>96875876Im not a nazi but I thought 40k was for everyone?
>>96875901I was really hoping this link was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
>>96875901This angle is kinda fucking with me.
>>96874898>Post giant robots.
>>96874957mindbroken by the internet
>>96874898>Can be mass produced in the tens or hundreds of billions>The most basic common variant is stronger than an unnamed space marine>So easy to produce that any Firewarrior with 4 years of active duty under their belt can promote into using them, and they compose roughly 10% of an average Hunter Cadre's units>Extremely maneuverable and decently armor with heavy firepower, basically a tiny version of an Armored Core>They retain their speed and flight capabilities all the way up to the size of a fucking Riptide Battlesuits are the bolter porn of the Tau and I fucking love them
>>96876025>tens or hundreds of billionsHow do you figure that? A billion of something is a big fuckin number even for 40k.
>>96876025>tens or hundreds of billionsSo... trillions?
what was the reaction when gulliman returned
>>96876067thousands of billions is trillionsStill an absurd number
>>96875624Why do Thousand Sons have robots anyway
>>96876076ZOMG WAO R U RELLY TEH PRIMARCH OF TEH ULTRA-SPOONS? TAHT'S LIKE, SO COOL!
>>96876103Because people lost the ability to comprehend metaphors.
>>96876076I remember people being pretty hyped because it really shook up the setting
>>96876076People were pretty excited, if not at least intrigued. 40k as a setting had been stagnant for better or worse, not everything needs to be a driving narrative but there should be changes in status quo from time to time.
>>96875502I feel like it should have some scratches along its length where rocks scratched the outside Honestly you didn't do enough
>>96876076It was pretty cool.Guilliman was the perfect primarch to return. It made logical sense, as he was never fully dead, just locked in stasis moments before death (and allegedly slowly healing). It worked thematically, as he was a perfect opposite of the current imperium - efficient, intelligent and well-adjusted. Narratively it made for a great contrast, even a demigod of legend, the best one at unfucking things, couldn't unfuck the Imperium and it broke him instead.But then he sold too well and now all the fucking primarchs are returning.
>>96876103During the old crusade they partnered with a forge world and figured out how to engineer psychic circuitry that let them control robots with their brain.
>>96875910No, it isn't. They said as much, and they said "you will not be missed". Ever since then and the dumb broads in custdoes and female space marine I do not give them any money. Also in my country the exchange rate is not good for buying GW product.
>>96876060Well, roughly 10% of hunter cadres are battlesuits, which checks out with how their promotion system works. This can vary, but this was the example given to us so it's likely the 'average' cadre.We know that there are singular Tau planets with trillions of people, Sa'cea being the premier example, and it's not even particularly habitable by Tau standards (it's actually something of a death world that breeds tough soldiers, the Tau just live in giant arcology domes to supply the needs of their population). We also know that they have enormous continent sized space habitats for their air caste to live in, so the population of any given planet probably won't need to account for that caste. All this to say, with 240 or more planets (I would assume closer to 300 by now but we don't have specific numbers to work with other than it's at least 240 or so) we can probably assume there's at least tens of trillions of people in the Tau Empire, more likely hundreds of trillions but let's play things conservatively. If we assume a population of 10 trillion, then if only 10% of that population was Firewarriors, that would be 1 trillion Firewarriors. And if we assume 10% of those Firewarriors will be piloting battlesuits, that would be 100 billion battlesuits.Now, this might be too high. For starters, the need for 4 years of active service in combat would likely lower that number. And, likewise, it's possible that there are a higher proportion of battlesuit-light cadres to battlesuit-heavy cadres. But regardless, we can at least assume that the numbers of battlesuits are likely in the billions at minimum, with tens of billions being my safest assumption.
>>96876189>But then he sold too well and now all the fucking primarchs are returning.and that's a good thing like it or not, Horus Heresy is the peak of the franchise
>>96876105i wanna travel back in time and be friends with boxxy 0.0
>>96876200Dude I like tau but you need to shut the fuck up. We get that the writers are retarded and threw out bad numbers. You keep bringing these points up again and again.
>>96876234Then don't ask for numbers next time, retard.
>>96876240Nta and you’re the one who started with the numbers.
>>96876248My numbers were extremely vague. Also if you're NTA then don't butt into conversations that don't involve you if you don't like the topic of those conversations you moron.
>>96876254I said I like tau you twat. I meant I wasn’t the one asking about numbers.
>>96876255Okay fine, there are 'a lot' of battlesuits, there are 'a lot more battlesuits than there are space marines'. I took the numbers out for you.
God the Tau are such a mary sue ass faction. > We can mass produce better space marines and travel without needing gellar fields and everyone has a great quality of life and we have souls that are basically immune to demons with no downsides and we're written to completely sidestep the common limitations and thematic problems of the setting and a big chunk of our fanbase actually likes it this way instead of seeing it as weak shonen bait writingUgh.
>>96876289Only the quality of life thing is true.
>>96876289Ah, another classic case of an anon who only reads memes.
>>96876289>Reddit spacingBait
>>96874607We're getting close to the deadline. This months theme is "something spooky" and was left up to your own interpretation.As always I'll check the archive too but submitting your models in reply to my anchor posts is the best way to not be missed.Here is the link to the november vote:https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1PQ0BnW
>>96876289Tau are not immune to daemons in the slightest. Weak souls are not blanks. Blanks are like anti-souls; -1 instead of 0.>>96876307The single-spacing of "Ugh." kind of disproves that...
>>96876339Yeah, by far the biggest weakness of the Tau I would say is that they have a relatively weak navy. It's not actually bad on a pound-per-pound basis, but unlike their ground troops it's not qualitatively that much higher either, certainly not enough to overcome the sheer number of ships the Imperium has.While I don't know if the Imperium could take the Tau on in a protracted ground battle, they could almost certainly gather up their fleets, and go from planet to planet, committing exterminiatus upon each Tau planet until that entire region of space as a desolate wasteland devoid of all life. They would have to commit a lot of ships to do it and they would lose more than they'd gain, but they could if they really wanted to.
>>96876335>Terrain continues to be BTFO in the pill every timeYou fucks hate cool stuff it seems.
>>96876351We'll get there eventually, don't worry.
>>96876350Do we have much detail on imperial vs tau ships on a pond for pound basis? The BFG stuff is all pretty nonsensical. A basic bitch cruiser like a lunar’s macroncannons can crack a continent. Tau have a lot of long range missiles and shit right? Can they kite imperial fleets? Aren’t most “modern” fleet actions in 40K less than a hundred ships of all classes?
>>96876350>Weak navyLorelet, they upgraded their fleet after Damocles. If you read about their fleet action in the second Damocles conflict, you will see that the Tau were running circles around the Imperial fleet.
>>96876351I'm looking forward to when it finally wins
>>96876350>While I don't know if the Imperium could take the Tau on in a protracted ground battlThe scale is completely off. You're talking about a faction with a million planets and a faction with at most a couple hundred. Tau survive by being small and less dangerous than their neighbors, not by some kind of incredible martial prowess.
>>96876335Repostan>>96876351I'm with it but I've been hoping for the flying unit option for a few months now. Terrain is easily my second choice.Is captcha being really slow to load for anyone else to the point it times out?
>>96876339The spaced greentext kinda proves that...
>>96876369Wrong. The T'au survive by being too powerful for the Imperium to wipe out.It's a fact in the setting that the Imperium dedicated more forces to fight the Tau they they did toward the Necrons.How come we have dozens of idiots who think the Tau and Imperium exist in a vacuum, disregarding logistics, political situation, etc? The Imperium, by design, cannot deploy its full strength against any faction in the setting. So it's a moot point. Neither the Tau nor any faction will fight the full strength of the Imperium. They will fight whatever the Imperium can spare or gather, and the Tau fought massive amounts of Imperial forces at their door
>>96876389Well, no. The proclaimed explanation for "Reddit spacing" is that the accused user is so used to Reddit's formatting that they automatically double-space line breaks every time. Having an instance of a single-spaced line break refutes this. If that "Ugh." were double spaced as well, there would be some justification for the accusation.
>>96876361The basic Tau strategy is essentially:>Use long-ranged railgun artillery/carrier ships to snipe at incoming Imperium ships>Use Kroot warspheres as their close-up ships to keep the enemy tied up in a brawl (much like how the Kroot themselves are used)>Try to kite the enemy as much as they canThis can work pretty well, and they often take out more Imperium ships than they lose (and Tau ships are easier to replace in the long-run than Imperium ships are in any case). However they run into a couple problems. Namely, from Space Marines, who have some very fast ships and are able board Tau ships, which poses a problem since the Tau aren't the best in CQC. Sure, they might have some Breacher squads and possibly Void Battlesuits depending on whether you take Battlefleet Gothic to be canon, but they're still not gonna be as good as Space Marines in a CQC brawl. The other problem is that the Imperium has had 10,000 years of relative peace to build up a massive space navy, so even if the Tau's manufacturing capabilities are superior on a per-planet level, it can't really compare to what the Imperium has stored up over the millenia (before someone comes at me I said 'relative' peace, the Imperium never had to face the challenges during the Great Crusade that the Tau are facing during their expansion).>>96876369>You're talking about a faction with a million planetsWho is heavily reliant on a million Space Marines to get stuff done.That's the problem the Imperium has. They're big sure, but not where it counts. They need a trillion space marines, they have 1 million or so. Hell, the Imperium has hundreds of billions of Guardsmen fighting the Tau right now and making no progress. I don't think 'throw more guardsmen at the problem' is going to help them.
>>96876335fucking captcha
>>96876410>10,000 years of relative peaceAre you being for real right now?
>>96876421I feel like you didn't get the amount of (You)s your effort deserved anon, so have one more from me.Great job, excellent freehanding on the face.
>>96876421Beautiful freehand anon
>Calling tau mary sues was bait! >Anyway, let's get back to talking about how the tiny new species can outfight the ancient galaxy spanning empire, using tech they developed in a historical eye blink that outclasses ancient DAoT remnants.Eugh
>>96876410>heavily reliant on a million Space Marines to get stuff doneSo you know nothing of the setting, got it. Imperium's wars are fought by the guard. Marines and other specialists are used when it is necessary, not as the main method of "getting stuff done".
>>96876441They are not Mary Sues when there is writing to justify it.
>>96876421Naisu>>96876382>captcha being really slow to load for anyone else to the point it times out?I thought it was just me, that's reassuring at least
>>96876424For most of the 10,000 years in between the Horus Heresy and now, the Necrons were mostly asleep, the Tyranids had not arrived, and Chaos was mostly contained to the Eye of Terror. There are entire Millenia during this period where basically nothing of note happens other than the founding of more space marine chapters. Were there a few major events, sure. But there were millenia between these events. The Imperium is playing on easy mode. The Tau have to fight for every inch of territory against a massive hostile empire, while the Imperium was able to conquer a million planets that almost universally had no FTL and no forces beyond whatever was local to their planet, and then afterwards had thousands and thousands of years to build up and reinforce their rule with relatively few interruptions.
Change of subject.I have been reading Vashtorr lore. It states that Vashtorr witnessed the Necron bio-transferance and was empowered by it. Lore experts, explain how it's possible
>>9687641010,000 years of relative peace Bruh
>>96876448>Imperium's wars are fought by the guardNot against the Tau they're not. They pull out Space Marines for fucking everything when it comes to fighting the Tau.
>>96876410>10,000 years of relative peaceholy newfag
>>96876457Now you're just being obvious.
>>96876254>THIS IS MY PRIVATE CONVERSATION ON A PUBLIC IMAGEBOARD>DONT BUTT IN!!!
>>96876479>>96876473>>96876424Other than the War of the Beast what major wars have they fought before now?
>>96876421Cool fire elf. Or warm fire elf, I suppose.
>>96876457The War of the BeastThe Black CrusadesAge of ApostasyThe Occlusiad War The war at Ghoul StarsArmageddon 1 2 3The Imperial civil war between two sets of Hive Lords that split the ImperiumThe Redemption WarsThe Tyrannic WarsI am at the side of the Tau, and I call you out for being a lorelet.
>>96876471I am not an expert. I am something of a dummy. But I imagine many necrontyr were very very emotional about being fed into the robot pods.As for how technology is an emotion, I don't know ask James I guess.
>lorefags
>>96876504Seriously, you're counting Armageddon? Lmao, dude, that was a war for a single hive world. The Imperium has 32,000 hive worlds. That's not a major war, that's a minor skirmish.
>>96876527trying too hard tourist
>>96876421That's rad
>>96876335>61 votesI refuse to believe we have that many active posters who actually paint and interact with the collage. I think that's just under the total posters we have on the fridge, and some of those guys I havent seen for months. Which one of you fucks is resetting your router for multiple votes
>>96876529You have no sense of scale. The Imperium is BIG. Very big.
>>96876527Angron rampaged for years across the Imperium until he ended it on that world.If you think Armageddon is just another hive world then you are telling me you are lorelet who doesn't know the significance of the world and how it's vital to securing Segmentum Solar.
>>96876539Whoever he was, the fucker should have been doing it last month when I was painting the only fly unit in my backlog
>>96876540>hurr it's not important because there are other hive worlds(you)
>>96876541The only planet that is of vital importance to the Imperium is Holy Terra itself. We're talking about an Imperium here that will commit exterminatus on dozens of its own planets on a whim. Planets are expendable to the Imperium.
>>96876435>>96876437>>96876455>>96876495>>96876535Thanks! I wanted to try a Legion of the Damned style paint job, which fits with both the Wraithguard being undead, and Ulthwe being "The Damned".
>>96876421excellent
>>96876547What's so special about armageddon that it has to be saved while the Imperium can casually blow up 50 of its own planets including multiple other hive worlds without a care?
>>96876557Sorry, but this discussion is over. You are either trolling or a terminal lorelet.
>>96876578>He doesn't know about the Agrellan CampaignPot calling the kettle black moment
>>96876586>AgrellanA world that the Imperium refused to let go, even after Extermintusing it twice?
>>96876539I think it's more that an awful lot of the people participating in the collages are not checking in every day and leaving a tab open on /40kg/ for hours. Which is understandable.
>>96876597....brother you're proving me right.The Imperium casually on a whim decided to set the whole fucking nebulae on fire scorching both Agrellan and several dozen other Imperium planets. All of this to stop an empire so tiny and insignificant 99% of the Imperium has never even heard of them. Exterminatus is pretty much thrown out willy nilly by the Imperium.
>>96876608I am not. Agrellan, after being overrun by daemons, was subjected to a virus bombing and then resettled despite the lingering traces of daemonic activity and virus. This was done because Agrellan was in the location of an important Warp travel nexus that led to resource-rich systems of the Dovar system, and also it was a gateway to other regions such as Ultramar.After the Imperium couldn't get the T'au off Agrellan they extermintus'ed it AGAIN using the Starflame because it was too important to allow the T'au to possess. If the Tay fully made Agrellan into a sept then they would have taken the dovar system and threatened Ultramar.
>>96876539We had almost 50 entries one month. It's possible.
>>96876643That's my whole point.Armageddon was a war over a single planet. Are we honestly going to say that THAT was a major war that required significant investment and resources, but the wars against the Tau where several dozen planets get burnt to ashes just to slow their expansion down aren't? Doesn't it seem a little odd that the Imperium is committing mega-exterminatus several star systems with dozens of planets just to slow a minor xeno empire down that they supposedly could wipe out at any time with only minimal to moderate effort if they wanted to? That's my problem with these sorts of discussions. Not matter what the Imperium does to fight the Tau, it's never considered a serious effort. Entire chapters of Space Marines get wiped out, Titan Legions are lost, dozens off planets get the exterminatus treatment, hundreds of billions of Guardsmen die on a single front of the war in a crusade against the Tau, and the Imperium "Isn't even trying" and is putting in the minimum effort......but some Orks land on a single planet and only 1.5 million Guardsmen fight against them and it's considered a huge and important War? It's fucking nonsense that people make up in their minds.
>>96876678> Entire chapters of Space Marines get wiped out, Titan Legions are lost,Name them.
>>96874898I haven't painted many giant robots lately. Just small robots.
>>96876682The Scar Lords. Suffered over 90% losses fighting the Tau, the remaining survivors were scattered to the winds and assumed to be a lost or extinct chapter by now. They did however commit exterminatus on the Tau on the planet they were fighting on to prevent them from having it....which is yet again another question of why the Imperium keeps fucking doing that to a minor faction they supposedly could wipe out at any time.
>>96875814Semi-related but I found a whole thread full of spinnies on /gif/ while I was masturbating.>>29697754
>>96876700Woops>>>29697754
>>96876492ill spoonfeed you the Age of Apostasy, other than that kill yourself newfag
>>96876702lol
>>96876690That's one chapter that made a death oath to fight the Tau after losing their chapter master. A daemon helped Farsight in blowing up their ship.You said multiple chapters. That's just 1
>>96876203Horus Heresy should have remained a nebulous age of myth. Just like the Scouring.For every good HH novel BL put out, they released 10 terrible ones.The more mysteries GW solves, the more bland and boring the setting gets. Like when they revealed the Grey Knights' Terminus Decree.
>>96876707Okay, it was only the one (that we know of so far). But that's also my point. You're downplaying it. Treating it as 'no big deal' because hey, the Imperium has space marines out the ass so losing a chapter is no biggie. But yet when they're fighting the Necrons an entire chapter being sacrificed to stop a World Engine is a big deal.
>>96874898I havent touched them since this pic but hey
>>96876722It doesn't make any damn sense that the Tau perform so much better pound for pound than everyone else with a tiny fraction of the resources and time that everyone else has. That's why they're Mary sues. That's what that is.
I don’t know if there’s a challenge like this already, but I will undertake a vow of no new models in November. The bargain bin at my LGS has given me a stupid backlog and I must paint it.
>>96876741The Tau are able to equip their soldiers so much better than the Imperium because they have a massive tech advantage in the one area where the Imperium doesn't really care about: Civilian technology. Which in turn boosts their research and production by a massive amount and lets them equip their soldiers far better.
>>96876189>But then he sold too well and now all the fucking primarchs are returning.Just the ones who are associated with the 'main' armies. Cruz won't return because he is ded but Le Man Russ will so they can sell it to spez wolves.
>>96876741>If anyone has any advantage over the Imperium ever, it's because they're Mary Sues. If the Imperium gets every advantage over everyone else though, that's fine.lollmao even
>>96876764That's not going to outweigh a million planets and thousands of years headstart. It's not going to make them shootier than Eldar or necrons, when they've been around for a fraction of the time of either species. It's author fiat to make the robot suit faction work. They're cool if you don't think too hard about it, but you're in here every damn day thinking too hard about it playing the "my dad could beat up your dad" game. It's lame. You're making the robot suits lame with your autism.
>>96876289Tau are literally a faggoty star trek faction. The 'grimdarkness' of the tau is that they're supposed to be the evil version of the federation from that one AU, or the romulans or some other space empire of bad guys but in 40k they are good guys because most star trek villains are incredibly gay. Like they covered up Aun Va's dead because otherwise the empire would "be sad and demoralized" like lol the imperium wouldn't give a fuck if gulliman died again they'd just be like "he has ascended and will return with a golden chariot during the Kunta Kinte genocide.
>>96876402>Wrong. The T'au survive by being too powerful for the Imperium to wipe out.You posted this before and it's still fucking gay. The tau survive because the imperium is fighting the Szarekh dynasty and hive fleet big fuckhuge while the tau are fighting tiny splinters or random necron tomb worlds.
>>96876786>That's not going to outweigh a million planets and thousands of years headstartThose millions of planets all need to be defended, meaning that they all have to have garrison and troops on them protecting them, meaning you need massive numbers of soldiers protecting them. That means that the Imperium can't afford to give all of its troops the best equipment, because it has so many more troops it needs to equip in the first place. Additionally, that 'thousands of years of headstart' you mentioned?' Yeah that's thousands of years of decay as well. The Imperium hasn't just been sitting on a stockpile of endlessly growing supplies during that thousands of years, they've had constant massive wars they've had to fight over and over which expend those supplies.>t's not going to make them shootier than Eldar or necronsThey're not as powerful as the Necrons. The main advantage the Tau have over the Necrons is the same one the Imperium has. Most Necron troops are fairly mindless and need their commanders for supervision, and rarely when a Necron dies they can't be replaced. But other than that the Imperium and Tau are in the same situation regarding Necrons and Eldar. >It's author fiat to make the robot suit faction workYou don't get to use 'author fiat' when you haven't read any of the lore.
Does anyone have any idea how to make bases like this?I'd love to base my White/Black/Gold AdMech with these black marble bases.
>>96876824Layers of plasticard + painting I guess.
>>96876824>stipple dark blue>stipple lighter blue in most of the center of dark blue>brush in even lighter blue in center of lighter blue>with very fine point trace out veins and build up color, use white ink for the brightest spots
>>96876824Paint it white marble (plenty of guides online), then apply a green wash to tint it jade.
>>96876824If it were me trying to do it I'd start with random "patches" scattered around almost like a camo pattern with plenty of thinning, and then build up layers with lighter tones blending each one in. To get the right effect the patches should not follow the exact same outline each time, and be stippled slightly. Then follow with a thin sharp line to mimic marble veins.
>>96876824So those bases are done differently than my example. But they're dead easy to do if you have an airbrush. Supposedly you can use spray cans but I'd imagine you'd have to be very light on the trigger. Basically you spray your vein colour first, then stretch a dryer sheet until it is almost falling apart. Wrap it around your base and without letting go of the base or the dryer sheet, spray your midtone/main colour, then pull off your dryer sheet once it's dry.
Which chapter does the Crux Terminatus box go best with? I don't have any Space Marines yet.Dark Angels? Imperial Fists? Grey Knights?
>>96876872make your own for double the fun
Can we get some based Tank postin up in this bitch?
>>96876877shut the fuck up
>>96876878can you fuck off u nasty bitch?
>>96876755Kek GW would hate this
>>96876688What an incredibly bland scheme
>>96876877Take your nazi shit somewhere else
>>96876877You got tired of being banned in /aosg/ for spamming your HoH flopped meme huh
>>96876876Yeah but then gameplay-wise it'd basically just be Ultramarines
damb why does anyone post models in this thread everyone just loves neggingbunch of neggers here
>>96876877How's it feel having the modelfags here reaffirm their hatred of you today lmao
>>96876885Do you realize I have no Idea wtf you're talking about?>>96876884Fuck real Nazis and fuck you
>>96876888Yea idk why O&T and Lamenter anon felt the need to attack me but whatever. I respect their models and them.
>>96876877No.
>>96876877holy shit thats so fucking bad lmao. why are the smoke launchers blasted with teal for no reason?
>>96876895I thought maybe they were spraying some sort of anti fire retardant that was light blue idk
Even though gurad was my first army, I love how Tau make Imperium players seethe.
>>968768774
>>96876905BS, a 5 pushing 6 for the decal dedication.
>>96876889Get fucked, Nazi
>>96876909Nazis have been irrelevant for nearly 80 years, time to find a new boogeyman.
>>96876877Actually just finished putting my first vehicle together (a castigator)looks like a 4 year old mangled it together I am NOT posting that shit here lol.
>>96876910You've always been losers, thats for sure. Get fucked, Nazi.
>>96876915Post it so I can laugh at (You).
>>96876917Rent free I guess dumb ass
>>96876927Nobody cares about your whining. Get fucked, Nazi.
>>96876885At least the jannies for aosg decided they were done putting up with him whoever it was fucking around>>96876891Don't say you're sorry >>96874954 and less than an hour later say you don't know what you did. If you know I'm upset about you then you read my posts >>96874799 >>96874890 and know why we aren't cool. This is why people are pissed at you, you're constantly telling lies, and don't mean anything you say.
>>96876910Unfortunately despite getting their shit rocked so hard in 1945 their only option was unconditional surrender while getting spitroasted harder than a twink at a furry con, retards keep falling for 75 year old propaganda and thinking they were a race of supermen operating a utopian society.
>>96876904I think all the armies are cool, and that if you like anything for the express reason that it upsets other then you're probably a miserable faggot to be around
>>96876933Obviously I am sorry for offending and upsetting you but I am saying I feel like you randomly bringing it up without any provocation a week or two after it happened a little strange.
>>96874898This guy was my first airbrush project. I wanted to try out one of those Turbo Dork paints but I ended up overthinning it at first and 4-5 coats later I was like "uhhh i still don't see anything yet". Then I tried blasting it on without thinner and I was like "o-oh."
>>96876942>sorry but you're a fucking freakkill yourself mutant
>>96876952Ok this isn't an argument and is extremely juvenile.
>>96876942I didn't bring it up. Someone else did and then you decided to make up some narrative that we're chill despite me making it very very clear that is not the case. Don't ever speak for me again. Especially if you don't want this brought up every single time.
>>96876922got glue everywhere, gaps everywhere, I think just about every piece is misaligned. I wanted to just cut off the braizers as normal exhausts but now I need to file them down a bunch too. Just a mess, womp womp.
>>96876954You were worthy of having an argument with 19 months agoBut you've only become worse in that timeKill yourself redditor
>>96876955Seek help you wild cunt.
>>96876908lol
>>96876961tbc this isn't me but hey you do you Lamenter anon, I wish you nothing but the best.
>>96876956Well I can't say I disagree, but some time with a file and some gap filler putty will go a long way I think.
r8 the scheme
>>96876956Nothing a bit of putty can't fix. If you haven't tried green stuff or milliput before give it a whirl, it's not that difficult at all if you're only filling gaps instead of trying to sculpt something fancy. I only started using it not long ago myself.
>>96876966I'm not lamentersanon but>wish you nothing but the bestI don't think anybody believes you after you've been shown to be a consistent liar.
>>96876956I've seen worse. Just a tip, you really want to dry fit vehicles. Also you have to be really attentive about nubs along the surface you'll be gluing together. I like running the back end up my knife lightly along the edge of the two surfaces to be glued to see if I've missed any nubs or things aren't totally flat
>>96876973idk the grey is kinda boring but you did well on the purple shell parts
>>96876978This sick false obsession with labeling me a "Liar" is so fucking weird and psychotic.
>>96876973Good scheme. Are you planning on coloring the joint-flesh a different color on the legs? Some drybrushing on the more monocolor parts could look good.
>>96876973I agree with the other anon, the purple is lovely and the grey needs something more.
>>96876973Is that you blubangelsanon, if so I kinda like your other schemes colours better, but this is quite nice too
>>96876897the SMOKE LAUNCHER was blasting FIRE RETARDENT.I knows something that's retardent and its not a fire.
>>96876973Chitin looks great but I'm not a fan of the grey flesh, I think it really needs some kind of color tone to go with the purple Either by washing, or choosing brown/purple/tan/green/etc as your highlight color on the flesh. If the idea is to have dark flesh, then you could go really dark on the base tone and then your highlight passes will bring out the definition.
>>96876985It would be if every single thing you've ever told us wasn't a self serving lie
>>96876992Very clever, I recommend opening up your own comedy club and going broke faggot.
>>96876986>>96876973Whoa it's not blubangelsanon cool. Very similar vibes. Maybe your bugs can be friends
>>96876985You literally just got called out for lying here - lying that you were in good standing with this anon >>96876955>>96876933I expect you to deflect or ignore this comment.
>>96876941t. Seething Imperium player
>>96877001Maybe. We're all biomass
>>96877003Nothjing I said was a Lie, lamenter anon did attack me out of seemingly nowhere. I apologized and she should forgive and move on. Its not a capital offense to make a slightly off color joke on 4chan is it? Christ almighty this feel more like reddit to me...
>>96876908he was given an extremely generous 4.5 by reviewanon
>>96877010>deflectionLike clockwork
>>96877016I'm addressing the accusation head on..how is that deflection you subhuman ape?
>>96877013If decal is 4.5 then sallyfag must be 5 and ultranon 2
>>96877019Trying too hard
>>96877010Apologies do not come with an obligation to be accepted. I don't know why anyone bothers entertaining your posts because it's obvious you do it all on purpose just to shitpost.
>>96877021Trying hard for what?
>>96877020All I know is BLanon is a 10 as far as I'm concerned
>>96877022Okay? So stfu you don't respond to my posts then you disingenuous bitch.
>>9687702410 should be Golden Daemon. BL would be a 9 if that was the case.
>>96877010I don't have to forgive you. That's not what an apology is. You don't get to demand forgiveness for making me feel uncomfortable you fucking nutcase. You can make as many off color jokes as you want, but you need to realize that people don't have to just catch your little jabs because you say you're sorry, when clearly you are not. Get the fuck out of here bro. There is nothing and no-one here for you.
>>96876981>>96876987>>96876993I need to redo the skin for sure since I'm still missing a final highlight pass the idea was to keep it intentionally dull to draw more attention to the carapace but maybe it's just too dullI'll try a purple filter/wash over the skin once I figure out what highlight color to use>>96876986yeah I just forgot those existed and I needed to head to bed, not sure if I should just go with black to match the claws or redo both into red or smththe feathering on your guy's carapace has quite a nice pattern to it
>>96877029You are one crazed bitch telling me to leave this place as if you own it. Fuck off and don't respond to me again cunt.
>>96877027I think a lot of us agreed on 8s for blanon and tsonanon, cause they both do insanely high end eavy metal style, but don't do as much in terms of glazing and complex blends,(although they both do some blending here and there,). I also think it's good to have wiggle room for the top painters here so that they can feel like they still have something to work towards(aka keep having fun learning cool stuff)
>>96877029I'm here for him. I enjoy his posting.
>>96877036no no I agree with himthis place would see an instant improvement if you were gone
>>96877040ty king
>>96877036Fuck off back to r*ddit faggot
>>96877024He's an 8.5. Local competition winning and probably the best painter at your LGS but getting to 9 and beyond requires operating on a different level.
>>96877041Its a girl you dumb ass, but shes a bitch still.
>>96877047Has it ever posted tits and a timestamp?Until then, it's a dude larping.
>>96877048She literally posted her tits, she is not gonna post her face u faggot. Yea btw this is me decal anon defending the cunt that attacked me.
>>96877036Fuck off pussyfart, we're tired of you
>>96877050Post her tits then.And stop being a whiny bitch ass faggot.
>>96877051Tired of what? Admit I have only posted models and defended myself from baseless attacks or you're part of the group that raids this place.
>>96877025Oh, no no. Don't tell me to stop replying when you crave this shit, you good little piggy. Every (You) is one more little hit of attention you can't live without. Go on then, prove me wrong, don't reply to this post. I bet you still will.
>>96877058Stop fucking whining.You can't "defend yourself" all you do when you try is prove that the jabs are getting to you.If you can't take being called a turbofaggot double nigger cockmongler, then you shouldn't be on this website.
>>96877036Get fucked, Nazi
>>96877063He's complaining about defending himself and then coming that people shouldn't care when he lashes out at them. It's all hypocrisy. Can we just talk about fucking warhammer now please
>>96877067are the Nazi in the room with you now anon?
>>96877068Stop falling for their bait, its all an attempt to destroy this place, don't you see that!?
>>96877069Not if you leave the room
You guys ever wonder if the recent modelposters are an elaborate attempt to get people to stop posting models due to the absolute shittery that's been going on with them?
>>96877068Typical underaged b& behavior.
>>96876973I honestly like the metallic parts
Wow I thought people were being bitchy for reporting me just cuz I was making jokes about marrying someone's cousin in the other thread but I would have zero paticence too after a while of dealing with this soap opera bullshitNo wonder y'all are crazy >inb4 get out newfag No. I like some of the models and there is some legitimately useful advice
>>96877079the background?
>>96877083Stay here, newfag. You'll be stuck like the rest of us
>>96877076just don't be a fucking mutant when posting modelsit's that easy
>>96877075You are the only one in the room, anon.
>>96877085No no, the hooves and claws look shiny. The gray works with that too. All around a 10/10 in my book
>>96877068Agreed. Tired of responding to the troll. Im gonna be finishing a kitbashed sanguinary guard model this weekend. The fluff for /mydudes/ is that they paint their sanguinary guard in their standard chapter colors with veteran-white trim/helmet.I want to call them Spearguard, but still deciding. What would be some fun alternate names for sanguinary guard?
>>96877101Spearchuckers.
>>96877090Sure. I already bought a box of intercessors so, in for a penny and all that
>>96877093So you've fallen for the bait too...wow
>>96877101Sanguinary Wardens
>>96877101>a fellow blood angels homebrew enjoyer Based. Most such things revolve around a specific chapter theme. What do your guys like?
>>96877116how many BA homebrew do we have here now? 3? 4?
>>96876522Unironically the best part of the whole hobby
>>96877101Dantes fangsWings of sanguiniusI think something really playing ul that they're still vampires but still angelic would be cool too
>>96877118Who knows, I'm the newfag from just a few messages up One day all will be blood angels and blood angels successors, just you wait
>>96877125Hell Yea brother lol XD
>>96877127One day I will have something like thisI dream of having models for all 1000+ battle brothers but that seems unrealistic
>>96877134Its doable, just stay committed.
>>96877101Paleblood guard. You must defeat them to transcend the hunt.
>>96877107Kek>>96877113>>96877122These are good>>96877116They specialize at fighting in inclement weather and fleet warfare.
>>96877134hopefully they are painted more than one color. imagine being mogged by a mexican lesbian women whos almost 40 years first models
>>96877127None of this is homebrewedNot to mention none of it is even tabletop readyKill yourself
>>96877152you're such an overly critical bitch, go make me a sandwich hoe
>>96877118there's blue bangels anon, O&Tfag, this guywho else?
This is why people are hesitant to post models fyi.
>>96877159Nobody is hesitant to post models /v/ermin
>>96877154they are literally UNPAINTED you absolute dogwater avatar fag
>>96877137I suppose there are people with much more than that >>96877149>They specialize at fighting in inclement weather and fleet warfare.For me the only thing I can connect with that is "Thunder Spears", evoking storms/the sky/space. Maybe subconsciously I came up with that because it sounds like thunder hammers too. >>96877152Are you refering to the spanish lesbian? Wasn't she an ultramarine main. I thought her cousin had all the blood angels
>>96877157Not really a homebrewchad cause my guys are a crusade fleet of lamenters, but I am a bangelsfag. I know we've also got a guy who does eavy metal style classic bangels quite nicely as well, but I haven't seen him since before the sharty blackout. We've got 3 legit homebrewkings and 2 or maybe 3 standard bangels posters. I think I remember someone painting a very nice lemartes but I might be confusing that with somewhere else I post
Its a wonder that anyone posts models here
>>96877159>>96877176people were very kind and helpful about my messy tank actually, i think they just don't like (you)
>>96877176Any exposure is food exposure
>>96877175Lamenters are awesome, my lgs has a 1000pt lamenters army that they lend to people, played my first game with them
>>96877179Im not who you think I am kid
What would be a good detachment to run breachers in fishes in?
>>96877149>inclement weather and fleetMaybe something about raining blood? Or clouds? Or something referencing Dante throwing them into battle. Or something that's just kino words slapped together>carmine torrent>stratos guard>Dantes partisan>ivory sunderers
>>96877185What a sick idea for a loaner army. Seems like a great pick to show beginners what you can do with a bold colour and a few slightly higher effort accents
>>96877170>Are you refering to the spanish lesbian? Wasn't she an ultramarine main. I thought her cousin had all the blood angelsher dogshit models mog this lmao
>>96877198Also thematically appropriate that a lamenters detachment is doomer to be forever thrown into the meat grinder by inexperienced commandersI did win that game though>>96877213500 cigarettes
>>96876755NoNIBNovember isn't a bad thing to practice before christmas
>>96877175>homebrew kingsI count Malakim's Ante among them.
>>96877234No fucking way anon, this is sick. Do you have more of these for other anons yet?
>>96877240Yeah. I've got Coal Hearts, BT Ballad Crusade, and /mydudes/ ofcourse :)
>>96877247Also I gotta go to sleep now, already far past when I should have gone to bed. See you anons tomorrow.
>>96877247Such a rad idea. I'd love to see more people do some little blurbs about their dudes but I know it's not for everyone>>96877259Night lad, sleep tight.
>>96876678>It's fucking nonsense that people make up in their mindsalmost like this is an entirely fictional setting with no relation to real world events whatsoever also james warhammer can't into maths. all numbers are to be taken cum grano salis
>>96877276What if I don't want to salt my cum?
>>96877010>she
>>96877176I only really come here to look at peoples models and post my own. I have a ton of shit filtered and instantly hide any shitposting. With that this thread is somewhat bearable.
>>96877277
Sex with bugs.
>>96877332Your bugs are not sexy enough, watch this.
>>96877380Love me an intelligent woman.
>>96877380She makes my wiener feel funny and the inside of my eyeballs itch. Also everything tastes like copper and my head hurts. I think I'm going to marry her anons...
>>96877301Seeing this always just makes me feel sad.
>>96877408That's just love.
What should I run for the RTT in a week lads?
>>96877470Have you considered 2000pts of dreadnoughts
>>96877470What do you own, it's hard question to answer without knowing what you've got
>>96876877How is that tank both from cadia and vostroya
>>96877470
>>96876877Quick PSA if you haven't already hated this faggot enough, turns out he's also the retard that has been spamming a shitpost in /aosg/ every thread since chorf release. So he's basically shitting up two generals at this point(that we know of at least). Ignore, report and dont ever engage, even to insult or make fun of him
>>96876877the absolute edge
>>96876877Wow I thought everyone was exaggerating when they said you overdid decals but you really covered every square inch with random crap huh? I don't see any of that Nazi shit people keep mentioning tho. Is that really the issue here and not just the spam? Feels like that one doesn't really matter as much as the spam posting and spam decalification.
>>96877590do you not see the 88 and twin lightning bolts in this image? >>96877583 the 88 is code for HH or heil hitler, the 88 part of 1488. the twin lightning bolts is the symbol of the SS/Schutzstaffel. if they were separate it wouldn't be as obvious but he intentionally grouped themit is mostly the spam he gets shit for, understandably. I dont think most anons actually believe hes a nazi(me inclluded), hes just an annoying edgy twat
>>96877601Fair enough, it's just rather annoying to see "Nazi" bandied about like it's some leftist group chat. Dude just seems like a fag.
>>96877582I don't give a fuck about your /aosg/
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
>>96877604>rather annoying to see "Nazi" bandied about like it's some leftist group chatI mean its a boy that shouts "Wolf" kinda situation anon.(irony is rich cuz those are space wolves ig)
>>96877601if you complain about fags and blacks 24/7, larp as a viking, and put nazi imagery all over your tanks I think we are allowed to call you "actually a nazi" even if he likes to larp as "its just a joke bro"
>>96877622Sounds like you're on the wrong website if those things are bending you out of shape.
>>96877622FAG!
I'm starting to get tired of painting tiny skulls.
>>96877645You're almost there.
>>96877601He's not even an edgy twat.He's just a redditor that has gotten banned 8 times in a row due to his models and then came over here to brag about it.
>>96877645the madman is actually doing it
>>96877653its a redditor civil war here in 40kg
>>96877659>>96877645He's already burned himself out.Next he's going to maim himself.Let's hope he stops there and doesn't go for the triple play.
>>96877645Remember to shade and highlight each one.
>>96877664He is painting the Khorne banner, so him blowing a gasket and going postal in the end would be fitting.
>>96877668I am, you can see I've already done so for the ones on the top.
>when I take a legends unit in 40k, it's usually because I think it's cool or I just feel like playing it that day as it's part of my collection already>when anyone at my LGS takes a legends unit in 40k, its because they read its rules, think its some amazing model, and buy the kit or get a 3d print only to use it twice and never paint it
happy w how this is coming out !
>>96877643>taffel mega bag used to be 350g 15 years ago>it's now 260gPerkele
>>96877702You should be!They are stomping through those bushes lmao
>>96877699It sounds very silly because as far as I know most Legends units are below the curve when it comes to powerlevels.
>>96877729There are a few Legends units that end up busted over time because they don't get updated as points and game rules change.
>>96877705And costs more.
>>96877745I somehow slightly struggle to believe, their keywords are usually pretty restrictive so they avoid getting included into new-n-fresh detachment which usually assign freaker, new keywords to already existing units.
>>96877729the LGS players tend to be retardsthey sweat, but don't know comp
>>96877729Drukhari Legends units are all incredible, but mostly because that's 20% of their army options locked there that do things the rest of the codex can't
Who is the Nagash of the 40,000 warhammers?
>>96877821Emperor of Mankind.
>>96877101>veteran-white trim/helmetSo they deviate from the Blood Angels' heraldic scheme? For shame.
>>96877821By GW's intention, Necrons/Silent King.
>>96877840Silent King isn't a completely evil bastard like Nagash though?
>>96877857Don't talk like you know the Silent King. You don't know him
>>96877857He might not be Nagash tier dickish and petty, but he's pretty evil.
I don't know what to call this conversion but I like it. I like it a lot.
>>96877899I can dig it but honestly it needs some cloth & some tech-ports/plugs on the belly. Looks a little TOO bare for a loyalist admech.
>>96877892I dunno. The Silent King didn't intend to turn himself and his people into soulless robot copies of their prior selves, only to fix their horrible lives of pain. The Deceiver, back then known as the Messenger, tricked him into it.Nagash was intentional dickhead who deliberately went out of his way to turn all of Khemri/Nehekhara into the undead.
>>96877645looking good champ
>>96877905I dont think it's loyalist
>>96877934Well there is not a single element thats darkmech about either, so I'd say its more loyalist than not.
>>96877938>not a single element thats darkmechIt's fat and ugly.
>>96877945Thats not darkmech at all, average Imperium govna would look the part.
>>96877938It's a naked, fat techpriest. It's a slaaneshy darkmech.
>>96877953You've got chaosbrain. Being naked or fat is not explicitly Slaanesh at all. There is no slaaneshi paraphernalia on the model, there is no iconic Chaos trim, etc. You could argue that its someone in the very early signs of corruption but its so faint that you could equally make a case for Nurgle.Its like calling nids slaaneshi because they're hungry or calling necrons nurgle because they're dead-yet-yearn-to-live.
>>96877970Being naked and fat is slaanesh thing.>nudist techpriest -> exhibitionist>fat -> decadence and EXCESSive eating>99% chance it's a dude -> faggotIt's 100% slaaneshy darkmech shit.
>>96877976Great exercize at flanderizing the setting further, please continue.
>>96877247This was pretty cool to wake up to.
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/mfyhkfkb/warhammer-art-through-the-years-orks/
>>96877985I accept your concession.
>>96877583>>96877601I actually covered them up this is just an old picture and yes it was just a joke.
>>96878088Then why do you still use that image and not an image where they are covered>88there you go again
>>96878059>everything weird and purple is... Slaanesh!>everything weird and green is... Nurgle!>everything weird and blue is... Tzeentch!>everything boring and red is... Khorne!Amazing, carry on with your teletubbies-grade logic while I claim my media literacy award, uncontested by your shriveled mind.
>>96878097>>everything weird and purple is... Slaanesh!>>everything weird and green is... Nurgle!>>everything weird and blue is... Tzeentch!>>everything boring and red is... Khorne!Yes.
>>96878094I wiil update it later, but I was being respectful to those who have filtered the picture.
>>96878106>and here I am going to do the 2018 greyface epic muscle man bit where I earnestly display myself as an idiot, that'll show 'em!your loss champ
>>96876335Finished my guys.
>>96878094can you motherfucking retards stop giving him attention
>>96878131What are you talking about?
>>96878131no!
>>96878131>him
>>96878120Are you taking your pictures with a Nokia 3310 or is this just part of the retro aesthetic
>>96878148Both
>>96878147
>>96878035pretty decent selectionthe only picture there that sucks is the ghaz vs space wolves one
>>96878149They totally fuck, right?
>>96878120The force of chaos grow. Next month it'll be raptors for me I guess.
>>96878160By all rights they should, but they don't and never will. It's fucked up.
>>96878160I dont keep them in the same case just in case they try it
>>96878172Shes got resting toad face
>>96878177And I love it.
>>96878116Why are you imagining men out of the blue?Pretty gay, dude.
>>96877829
>>96878215Damn man we need BiG E and all his glory back in the setting, all will feel right when he returns.
>>96878215>STOP VIEWING ME AS A GOD, says the man who psychically projects himself as a statuesque 15ft tall Empyrean in golden resplendence.
>>96878215Fuck that's kino
>>96878215>m.jpg
>>96878215Its a weird feeling when the setting is missing its hierarchical leader.
>>96878272Please be bait
>>96878255So? Most of the civilized world uses phones for most things now. Nobody gives a shit that you stay at home all day on your shitstained gaming chair with dusty "tower" and your skin-caked mouse / cum-crusted keyboard
>>96878272Trying too hard
>>96878272He'll have a model soon, don't worry
Why are they doing this with 11th right around the corner?
Image limit reached.New thread>>96878321>>96878321
>>96877857He's a huge fag though.This post was made by Sautekhgang.
