Meanwhile on Underdark /tg/...
>>96917745Hey brothers wholly theoretical question, what would you do if you accidentally knocked a sightless slave's burning brazier into the spider pit? Just wondering haha ha
>>96917745Why are all these young males such uppity sluts? I just want a trad fertile inseminator with a healthy sperm count and a short "fuse" who I can abuse, is that too much to ask? Now they're all condoms this, male rights that, more than 1 date please, no I don't like getting randomly tortured, must be 5'7" with own palace and spider chariot. Malecels are myth! This is ridiculous, we need to go back to tradtional values, now!
Why do the goblin slaves have jewelry and tailored haircut?
FUCKING SURFACE NIGGERS REEEEEEE
>>96918107Notice how all those slaves are owned by childless males? It's cope because they have no daughters to bully them around.
>>96918107owners flexing the fact they can afford it
>>96918119Afford a HAIRCUT? They can't even cut their own hair.
>>96917960I have been raiding the surfacers to satisfy my family's mating needs for 2 years now because of this shit. Valued servants of my house are dying because drow males suddenly think sex "isn't worth it". Giving them right to hold currency was a mistake. Let me tell you the saying "Once you go light, you'll find drow trite" is a load of molluskshit, surface dwellers barely last a week. If this doesn't get better soon I swear I'll start rounding up svirfneblin just to get my anger out on something.
GRIMLOCKS STRONG
>>96917745Everyone knows why the mistresses keeps bringing that rivvil male into her chambers each cycle.
>>96918107Nobles flaunting their wealth and status, nothing stings worse for an uppity drowess than seeing a SLAVE dripped out better than her.
>>96918515>half-humanYou deserve the shortened lives. Hold out for proper stock or face the opprobrium you deserve.
>>96917745You ever think about how good it would feel to have your brain sucked how through a hole in your skull? Think about how good it would feel to have your brain sucked out through hole in your skull.
>>96920034Mating with a HUMAN?! Your insolence requires a hundred strikes of the lash, go back to Bledit!
>>96918515Surface elves are such a pain, even if you manage to get them in good condition. Their men act like women and their women act like men! How fucked up is that? Like how am I supposed raise proper daughters when their dad gets to wear the skirt in the family!? And don't even get me started on if I have sons; dominant men, ugh!>>96920034Fucking duergar HUMANED spammers, Lolthler did nothing wrong.
>>96923124And they call us sick. In the last raid do you know what I saw? A male, a male wearing the tabard of Vandria, and calling upon divine powers to fight my servants. I am not telling untruths, I ran him through myself. No wonder their gods are weak if they let men wear their symbols! I mean who would even appreciate such a thing? A man acting as a chosen of their god? Certainly not me. I do not even think of it any longer. Profane is what it is.
Sometimes I type "males have rights" in underReddit and put my phone in my ass.
>>96923761>But since this is the Underdark this is as ordinary as pointing out the weather on the surface
>>96923753Revolting, this nonsense needs to be dealt woth! Males should stick to their lane, catching arrows, looking pretty and if they're not too stupid arcane magic. Like REAL men.
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GM only issued handouts viewable with infravision, how do I explain to my GM that I'll kill him for his insolence?
>>96919513Pretty much.
>>96921890Does rape count as mating?
>>96918205Getting a haircut means trusting somebody else to get close to your neck with a sharp instrument. Most denizens of Underdark will think twice before allowing that.
>>96917761Blame it on the slave obviously.
I have arachnophobia but the only way I can get around is if i learn to ride a giant spider. Why couldn't I have been born a wood elf man what the fuck.
>>96917745so im turning 116 and my mother tells me im actually going to get my own personal slave.not some designated to me by her, but one that is actually in my name and legally owned by me.im so excited.then its presented to me and guess what.its a fucking drider.matricide is looking better every hour.
>>96917745If you ever want to have a good time come by my tavern, located right outside the abandoned surface-dweller settlement. We offer the finest in drinks, meats, games, and complementary slaves. Ignore the tadpole-looking specks in the mushroom stew, that's just flavor!
>>96921241>>96942100You ain't fooling anyone squid face, fuck off back to your spawning pool
