Oh wow another open ended question thread to artificially create board activity!

Mandatory corporate fun time for all wagies in the hive.

You spend your one hour of free time in compelled socialization with the same people you’re forced to be around every single day.

The “fun times” will continue until morale improves or the unions are all busted.

>>97033248
I fabricate a massive wave of false reports detailing a surprise Tyranid attack that quickly overwhelms our defenses, our days of tearful but noble last stands, and our last ditch effort to deny the hive mind of as much biomass as possible with a self-imposed exterminatus and assaukt on the hive ships.

Then we cut all communication with the outside world and I execute all of the astropaths.

Now that the imperium thinks we are dead and our resources here have been vaporized, they have no reason to bother us for tithes ever again and we can live in peace in isolation for at least some number of decades before they bother to send anyone to our neck of the woods again. By the point that any consequences of this deception happen I'll probably be long dead so that not my problem.

>>97033248
My first law is that everyone is required to give 10 hugs a day to different people. Physical touch is necessary for mental health.

My second law is people under 15% bodyfat are allowed to hunt obese people with Ozpemic and Monjauro dartguns.

>>97033347
what investment group are you in?

>>97033248
>What laws do you pass?
Worshiping the Emperor is mandatory.
Everyone, myself included must meet quotas to pay the tithes for Holy Terra.
The Omnissiah IS the Emperor. There is no contradiction.
Mutants and xenos are to be killed until a proper inquisitorial agent is available to make an adjudication.
Done and done.

>>97033248
Is this like one of those planetary governor quests?

It is my honor and privilege to sign the Felinid Immigration Act into law.

>>97033450
>10 hugs a day
>to different people
>on a planet of likely millions to billions
Nurgle would be on your planet so fast your head would spin

>>97033248
Turn this man into a urinal servitor: >>97033257

>>97033347
That would make for a fun little adventure in a dark heresy or rogue trader game, thanks for the idea anon, its quite funny

>>97034153
>acolytes are sent to a dead world to see if they can find whatever in the lost archives
>they find the planet running just find
>the Gov'ner chases down else they'll spoil Tupac is alive in Serbia and the Adeptus Terra will come down for their past tithes

>>97033347
How would your planet get food though? The majority of planets in the imperium are not self-sufficient by design. Usually feudal and feral worlds are the exception.

>>97033347
>turns out there really was a geneastealer cult on your planet
>they overtake the planet since there is no external threat of repression anymore
>your world really gets eaten by Tyranids

>>97033257
SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR GENERAL SLOP

I get to have abhumans imported into my house so i can make them do things and marvel at their grotesque forms. Also, naughty citizens have their vocal cords replaced with an artificial voicebox that makes them sound stupid.

>>97033248
Fuck it, just let the Inquisition secretly run everything.
They'll do your job for you, but better and they'll stop being (as much of) a pain in your ass.

every decade mulch the bottom 10% into corpse starch followed by a celebratory week where rations are temporarily increased by 5%.

Prima Nocta

>>97033248
Everyone must strip and get an aquila tattooed on themselves somewhere of their choosing, to be redone once annually. This should, in theory, reduce heresy and keep any secret cultist tattoos from going undetected. It will also give my planet a bit of culture outside of the default without straining the tolerance of the Inquisition. This is good, because I will have a gaggle of mutant sex slaves in my basement.

>>97033248
Just the basic ones for human flourishing, forbid women from wearing clothing and give boob jobs to all flat girls once they hit 18.

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>>97034346
You know that the planetary force absolutely could sqaush a Geneastealer cult?

>>97039493
Depends on how many of them are in the cult.

>>97039494
Any half decent arbites force would have anti-cult measures in place

>>97039372
Based

>>97033248
Mandatory worship of Tzeentch and Vashtorr. Sorry, Emprah, **I** choose the winning side.

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>governor of a dead planet
Now I can grill in peace.

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>>97033347
Surely you'd have an impossibly hard time keeping the wraps on such a massive coverup? A great big chunk of the planetary contingent of the Adeptus Terra would have to be in on it to fabricate the necessary evidence, and you'd have to be able to count on the absolute loyalty of the Adeptus Astra Telepathica not to let anything slip. There's every chance this would end with civil war or an Arbitrator death-squad storming your palace.

>>97040033
>There's every chance this would end with civil war or an Arbitrator death-squad storming your palace.
The thing that makes me happy about this post is that 40k lore seems to FINALLY be shifting away from its Space Marine centric universe to the point that a random anon said the Arbites would be called in to handle this problem instead of Space Marines.

>>97040063
Well not called in as such, they'd be based on-world and have the authority of the lex imperialis behind them to act on their own initiative and depose a rebellious governor

>>97040082
Sure. Fine. Whatever. The point is that somebody said somebody other than a Space Marine would be called in to handle an issue within the Imperium.

>>97033248
The Planetary Govenor MUST have several cute Tau girlfriends and be allowed to pilot a battlesuit.

Sorry, those are the rules!

>>97033248
>What laws do you pass?
OSHA

>>97033248
You have to actually play tabletop games to comment on them.

>>97033248
>lust provoking image
>irrelevant, time-wasting question

>>97040183
Why?

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All women who are at least a 5/10 must wear bikinis.

>>97039493
No they wouldn't because 3/4 of the PDF would be in the cult by the time they surface anyway
>>97039593
Implying the arbiter would let you get away with that shit and would not need to be the first people you get rid of

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>>97040113
>Contact Officio Assassinorum

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>>97040201
this man fucks

>>97039593
Arbites are loyal to the Imperium, not to the planetary governor, and they would absolutely execute him for treason if he tried to pull that shit. You'd need to get rid of them first. And then there's the rest of the Adeptus Terra you'd need to corrupt to go along with the plan. Planetary governors have surprisingly little control over their worlds by design.

>>97040254
Not that anon, but it's pretty obvious that by "Arbites" the anon meant Enforcers that would serve planetary government.

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>>97040323
See>>97040345

Mod thread.

>>97033248
/d/ here, I would make anal mandatory

I would immediately install Prima Nocta for myself

>>97040033
Eh, given how often a cult or whatever manages to take over a planet without anyone noticing until the last possible second i don't think this is any more ridiculous a premise than genestealer cults or chaos already is.
People love to quote the idea that the imperium is so vast and inefficient that it loses entire planets in rounding errors. All that this plan really boils down to is making that happen on purpose instead of by accident.
By necessity, this would have to be happening on a fairly remote world that already has low contact with the imperium (it doesn't really work to pretend your planet is dead if there are two other colonized worlds in the same system as you that can just fucking SEE YOU there) and it would have to be a world that is getting exploited for its resources in tithes enough that its willing to do this to keep itself from being stripmined/harvested for the Imperium and actually get to keep its own shit. Like a world that is getting worked to the bone to ship food offworld to support the hive cities and is sick of starving so that someone else can eat.

>>97040652
>People love to quote the idea that the imperium is so vast and inefficient that it loses entire planets in rounding errors. All that this plan really boils down to is making that happen on purpose instead of by accident.
The issue is that the planetary government is at the wrong end of the chain to make that happen. Even if the traitors manage to do everything right on their side, the sector/segmentum command may still feel the need to check, or the tithe fleet admiral may not get the message and show up for the regular pickup, or a random patrol ship drops out of the Warp after being in transit for 5 years.
If the records of a planet get accidentally (or "accidentally") deleted on a segmentum level, anyone below may not notice at first, but then the tithe fleet doesn't get assigned for its next round, the record of the random patrol fleet passing through the area gets dismissed as an error (as Administratum would never make such a mistake, and it must be the captain who's wrong), and all the planetary governor can do is to wonder why nobody comes anymore.

>>97040345
Then the answer is the same. By the time the cult shows itself the enforcers will be already under the cults influence

>>97033248
No laws necessary, I consume nastiest confiscated narcotics and then go into the streets with a machete to cut people up until my high wears down

>>97033248
Hardline, rigid, ridiculously enforced curfew of 8:30 pm, everyone MUST return to their homes and get a good night's rest by this time, or face the full force of the Lex, including in times of strife. They shall be called Beddy-Bye Time Laws, and our PDF's organizational doctrine are shaped by these laws.

>>97041031
>nightly patrols of death troopers killing everyone else they see on sight
By the Emperor, how pious

>>97033248
The tithe shall be paid entirely in Guineas (With a Guinea being 1.05 Imperial Thrones.)
We'll end up slightly overpaying the first year of the Tithe and then never have to pay it again while the Administratum sets up a new currency translation their end.
When they eventually figure it out and ask for backpay, we send it in Doubloons

>>97041097
The tithe is either goods or guardsmen or a combination of both.

>>97033248
I get first fuck of everyones wife when they get married. And first fuck of everyones 1st born male or female.

Is this the kind of response you were waiting for OP?

>>97041097
Overpaying the tithe as a security measure is dangerous, anon. The overpaid tithe becomes the new tithe and they'll increase it if you stay punctual.

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>>97033248
I instantly defect to the Tau Empire in exchange for four things:
>I want to retain an important position as governor of the planet until I die
>I want the planet to become an important military training institution for Gue'vesa, turn our planet into the Cadia of the Tau Empire so to speak
>I want a qt3.14 Water Caste Tau to stay by my side
>I want the Vorgh to also be brought over and allow them to settle on the planet as well

>>97041493
What's the plan if you're in the Segmentum Tempestus or Segmentum Pacificus?

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>>97041497
Bide my time, set up trade routes across the Imperium, build up a sort of cyberpunk capitalist industrial world, and then one day when I have enough resources to spare and enough people absolutely loyal to me, take a fleet detachment, and as part of group 'finding new trade routes' defect with as many millions or billions of people as I can and make my way as a big roving refugee fleet and THEN defect to the Tau Empire, planetless but with a fleet and population they might like to receive.

>>97041509
Getting those shipbuilding facilities would be extremely difficult even for a planetary governor, but that is a very fascinating, very treasonous plan. I could see it making an interesting story. In retrospect, that question was rude of me and I apologize, I saw your post and for some reason was suddenly curious at what the average T'au fan would do if thrust into a governorship far outside of their sphere of influence.

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>>97041076
I really just want to set up the silliest pretext for a chaos invasion.
>Embitteres revolutionaries who want to stay up till 10pm fight a clandestine, secretive war against their Imperial bedtime oppressors
>They turn to chaos worship in their desperation
>Summon a Slaaneshi coven, exulting in the freedom of staying up past Beddy-Bye Time
>It's pic related

>>97041509
>get halfway through your plan before dying of old age, because building times in 40k are retardedly slow
>your heir is way less heretical than you were
>you accidentally created an economically thriving industrial hub that becomes a major asset for the Imperium
>you are remembered forever as an Imperial hero
Ave Imperator!

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>>97041572
I don't believe in my own capabilities enough to turn a world into any sort of paradise, and especially not with the overwatch of the Imperium looking over my shoulder, so I tend to just default to capitalism, worst case scenario the private industries will create a planet that is...sufficiently industrialized to please the Imperium and satisfy their tithes. And as an added bonus, it would not require much micromanagement from myself.

In such a scenario though, my goal isn't to really do anything beyond the minimum for the Imperium. Any progress I make for my own planet I do solely for the benefit of myself and, perhaps, the people of my planet, but I don't really 'believe' in the Imperium as a faithful servant.

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>>97041777
>>97041572
>>97041708
Oh, right, one more thing:

If I I get the chance, I am absolutely messing around with AI in heretical ways. In fact if I can I'll try to put an AI in charge of the planet itself. But I know that such a plan will most likely get me killed by the mechanicus or Inquisition. Still worth it though.

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>>97041816
AI? What could possibly go wrong?

>anon's planet like 3 weeks into his reign

>>97033257
lurk more

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>>97041866
I'll do my best to try to convince the AI that humanity is more useful as pets/servants and to use the human presence on the planet as a sort of 'disguise' to keep the Imperium off its back...but if that fails I'll still be happy in my last moments seeing that stupid gothic design every Imperium planet seems to have mandatorily enforced as its architectural scheme get melted down and replaced with something new.

>>97033248
every cute female is required to kiss other cute females every single day

>>97041948
>Planet in the Imperium of Man
>cute females
Should we tell him?

>>97037595
Will the tattoos fade with time or will you accumulate a global population of record store employees after a few years?

>>97042205
>Will the tattoos fade with time
The tattoos will fade with the turning of seasons like any other ink, hence the annual retouching. This should deepen zeal for the Imperium but citizens have the privilege of getting as many aquila tattoos as they want on their own time. Fifteen minutes of supervised free time per week of work nearby the assembly lines they're chained to should be more than sufficient for this.
>or will you accumulate a global population of record store employees after a few years?
Every planet serves the Imperium in its own, God Emperor given way.

>>97033248
All blacks are decreed to be mutants and treated as such. Nothing else.

>>97042311
>Local Salamanders: Man, what'd we do?
>Cracks open a bottle of malt liquors and sits on the curb boomboxing in frustration

>>97042348
Move 'em all to Segmentum Obscurus

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>>97041031
Your PDF is taking inspiration from only the most renowned Guard regiments it seems like.

>>97041493
The Tau, after receiving your list of conditions (you see the one member of the diplomatic team's eye twitch upon seeing the third article), leave, stating they need to deliberate with the Ethereal council before committing.

Five years later, a battle fleet of orange painted warships arrives in your system, claiming that Imperial control on your world has become untenable and declaring a war of liberation. A treaty of ceasefire and official concession of the world to the Tau Empire is signed by Gue'la and Tau diplomats in short order. The day before celebrations for the handover are set to begin, Tau authorities hold a day of mourning: they reveal that you were tragically killed in the crossfire after Imperium loyalists made a desperate last stand in your palace.

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>>97042411
>The Tau will hand over 40 people, including 8 Ethereals, over to the Drukhari
>But ONE cute Water Caste advisor is off-limits for the sake of a completely peaceful transfer of territory
Nah I don't really buy it

I begin a campaign of knowledge and technological trade, along with Mechanicus recruitment and void labor training programs for the populace. Once I am able to open an orbital shipyard capable of building frigate-class vessels, I make a decree that all components of any vessel we build must be constructed to precisely 4 times the size decreed in STC guidelines. We will classify these as battleships and have them form the backbone of a proud battle fleet of the Imperial Navy. As parts will function and interact identically when scaled up equally, this project will be free of any tech-heresy. Any techpriests who still complain will be fired and replaced with ones who have augmented themselves to at least 4 times their original size.

>>97042425
I meant that they would do it regardless, as the Tau would see any element of the old regime as a liability.

>>97041509
If you're in Tempestus or Pacificus, you've most likely never heard about some minor xenos race on the other side of the Imperium.

>>97042507
>I begin a campaign of knowledge and technological trade, along with Mechanicus recruitment and void labor training programs for the populace. Once I am able to open an orbital shipyard capable of building frigate-class vessels, I make a decree that all components of any vessel we build must be constructed to precisely 4 times the size decreed in STC guidelines. We will classify these as battleships and have them form the backbone of a proud battle fleet of the Imperial Navy. As parts will function and interact identically when scaled up equally, this project will be free of any tech-heresy. Any techpriests who still complain will be fired and replaced with ones who have augmented themselves to at least 4 times their original size.
What about the crew who complains they can't reach the controls, seeing as they are 4 times higher off the floor?

>>97042507
>I meant that they would do it regardless, as the Tau would see any element of the old regime as a liability.
I mean they allowed a defecting inquisitor to pilot a battlesuit

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>>97033248
If I've been installed, my planet is probably awful and desperately needs reform; likely either a Hive City or a Forge World.
I start with a massive crusade to cut taxes on entrepreneurs, as the short-term losses won't be noticed by the Administarum for decades, and by then we should easily have stored up for any shortcoming on our tithe due to the "unprecedented" economic boom. With any luck, we might rediscover some late-1st-millennium technology, becoming a linchpin in either the Imperium's war effort or the hedonistic rot culture of the noble caste.
To make up for the initial lack of revenue, many government programs will of course need to be abolished. The tithe will be supplemented with those who either were GIBs or refuse to verifiably report their earnings. Should the God-Emperor's favor be with me, this will lessen overpopulation strains, and catch many in acts of corruption, their assets to be seized and either auctioned or integrated into the governing body.
My appointment is of course by the will of the God Emperor himself. There shall be one day a week where a minimum of 4 hours shall be reserved for veneration of the God-Emperor, with exceptions only being made if a case is made for how their services are essentially praise for their contributions to the Imperium, such as healthcare services or weapons manufacturing. Similarly, in appreciation for the holy Human above every other xenos, in addition to 7 hours of sleep, a total of 12 hours of weekly break time is to be granted to all humans (and sanctified mutant strains), which may voluntarily be accumulated but not to be kept or used in excess of 120 hours. Anyone who dares to question the reforms will be detained on suspicion of heresy and sedition, because it's literally true.

Or it's grimdark and everything fails regardless of what I do because everyone is awful. I'll long be deposed and dead by then.

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>>97033257
>threads created: 0
>still warbles and whines like a retard who stubbed his toe
If you killed yourself today the world would be noticeably better tomorrow.

>>97042507
>meant that they would do it regardless, as the Tau would see any element of the old regime as a liability.
Considering anon is a Greater Good aligned traitor who genuinely wholeheartedly supports the idea and sold his world on it as well, they're 100% going to keep him around if only as a figurehead to inspire other humans to defect.

>>97042629
Replace all humans with Ogryn.

>>97033257
/thread

Somehow 80+ replies followed

>>97034308
>Planting our own food on a planetary scale, while having population counted in millions? Impossibru!

>>97033248
1. All labourers must work naked like those miners from Chernobyl.
2. Every male regardless of position must labor from time to time.
>>97045008
Are you retarded? It's by design..No planet in Empire is allowed to be self sufficient.

>>97042629
Ladders, rope, forklifts, mobile platforms. People in the crew will be naturally good climbers who aren't afraid of heights.

>>97045001
TALKING? ON MY FORUM???

>>97046655
>Are you retarded? It's by design..No planet in Empire is allowed to be self sufficient.
Depends what you mean by self-sufficient. Your basic civilized or shrine world with a modest population can survive on its own just fine, though they won't have the capacity to manufacture starships and other more advanced stuff. Same with feudal worls, though they'd be stuck at pre-industrial tech level.
Hive worlds can't feed themselves due to massive overpopulation and probably being too polluted to start farming, same with forge worlds, which also need raw resources. Mining worlds may not have viable biosphere either. Funnily enough, besides lacking in industry, there's a good chance an agri world would starve if left to its own devices, their soil is probably be too exhausted to grow anything edible without imported fertilizer.

>>97048042
Some retards on here just want to neg the entire board to death.
I'll never understand why.

>>97041777
No matter how many times I see that pic, it still makes my skin crawl. Mossa would be perfect for making horrific art for Lamentation of the Flame Princess.

>>97046655
>Nooo, you can't just cut ties with the outside world and plant your own food, that's illegal
Keep seething, imperial bureaucratic servitor.

>>97049605
LotFP is gay and the author is a fat faggot.

>>97033248
>mandatory Taco Tuesday
>demand statues of my favorite pets on random street corners
>generally try to make life a little less shitty for the menials, quietly assassinate anyone who seriously opposes me on that front

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>>97033248
My first decree, effective immediately upon officially entering the position of Planetary Governor, would be to outlaw baldness. Every human resident on the entire planet, no matter their station, will be subject to mandatory hair growth supplement ministered by the Magos Biologis, and if the human subject's body is unresponsive to the hair treatment then he will be immediately executed and his body burned for being impure. This policy will make gene stealer cults a logistical impossibility, forcing them to rear their (literally) ugly heads before their genetic mutations can effectively spread.

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>>97033248
I execute the moron who put me in a position with so much power.
Then I get a silly exotic cat and post its pictures all over the mass media.

>>97048118
They're tourists from 2016 that think they're fighting fascism by trying to get the site to die.

>>97033347
>By the point that any consequences of this deception happen I'll probably be long dead so that not my problem.
Bitch. You're a planetary governor and you don't plan to live at least a few hundred years?

>>97033248
1:All women are banned from wearing underwear.
2:The majority of pants are crotchless.

>>97033248
no abominable intelligence

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>>97039372
>give boob jobs to all flat girls once they hit 18.
...Why not give everyone boob jobs?!

>>97057587
That's gay.

>>97053359
>Planetary governor.
>Planning properly for the long term.
Not always a guarantee.

>>97033248
All women above a certain level of wealth and societal involvement are required to receive at least 700cc breast implants. Female citizens occupying positions of authority are required to wear stiletto boots and tight miniskirts, unless some prior dressage or uniform pertaining to their station can be made equivalently sexy.
Atmospheric and hydroponic filtration facilities must be in perfect functioning order, and able to process the total waste product of the world, as it is produced. Admech forces may be either convinced with favourable relations, or killed until their replacement comes along who is more favourable to such designs.
A process to obtain self sufficiency of basic neccessity goods must be drawn up, and stockpiles of food, water and energy must be maintained to cover the expected developmental time for this plan to be enacted.
Build an awful lot of ships and system defense monitors.
Get retired Navy commanders and captains in to start a new nautical school in system.
Crew new fleet vessels with enthusiastic young busty women in tight miniskirts and stiletto boots, before selling services, becoming a lynchpin in the sector, and a valued world for the Imperium.
Profit immensely.

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>>97041948
>every cute female is required to kiss other cute females every single day
Noice!

>>97042507
>I make a decree that all components of any vessel we build must be constructed to precisely 4 times the size decreed in STC guidelines.
...Technology does not work that way!

>>97052743
>This policy will make gene stealer cults a logistical impossibility, forcing them to rear their (literally) ugly heads before their genetic mutations can effectively spread.
You are just going to create Genestealers with Fabulous Hair!

>>97057681
>That's gay.
Don't care, ALL SHALL BE TITTY MONSTERS!

>>97059605
>at least 700cc breast implants
Implants?
Surely we can get breasts to small motor cycle engine sizes through organic means!

>>97053359
It took *six thousand years* for the Imperium to follow up on the Tau, a Xenos race they marked for extermination, and they knew those guys were still alive. Its not at all implausible that if the Imperium believes that the world is dead they might not realize their error for at least 200-300 years.

murder is now legal

>>97033248

join the Tau Empire

>>97033248
It really depends on the planet variety. Let’s hit up the Planet Generator:
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So although this says Inqusition presence none, and religion Heretical, if I’m the new governor
>installed
on a planet that had a hereditary dictatorship, I’m guessing that 1.) Inqusition Presence is no longer 0, and that 2.) The heretical cult must not be full on Fallen level yet.

Step One is to round up all the “massive” force of regime enforcers and tithe them off as a Guard Regiment (Massive Force in world with a population of 3m isn’t THAT massive). Make any loyalists to the Ancient Regime their officers, presumably whatever body toppled the old regime and installed me can arrange transport. This purges the old power system and makes their combination of heresy and will to power someone else’s problem. Odds being what they are, they will die fighting worse heretics hundreds of light years away.
>Continued

>>97070349
>spoiler tags
Step 2 is to get investigating the heretical religious practices. Is this just a case of heteropraxy in the Imperial Cult or Heterodoxy or a cult that isn’t the Imperial Cult? RPG bot gave me something that sounds like it could plausibly be a little bit of Tzeentchian influence worming its way into the regular imperial cult, lead by a mysterious figure in chains. This is kinda a shit sandwich, but the low population does shallow up whatever holes a cult leader might try to hide in. Hopefully I’m a retiring part of a retinue and have trustworthy allies to call on. We won’t just have to eliminate the cult leader, but also all the true believers and we need to do it in a way that allows us to replace the ecclesiastical infrastructure to correct what is being taught and preached to guide the deceived plebeians back into the arms of orthopraxy and orthodoxy, before whatever plot the cult is part of comes to fruition and devastates the world. Infiltration and executions that we can hide using the “crusade” the old civil power structure has been “inspired” to partake in. Aquila tattoos are a great idea.

Step 3 is to get some basic orbital infrastructure going. This should be pretty easy, this is a mini-earth, and that makes the rocket equation less punishing. The point of orbital infrastructure is to reduce dependence on terrestrial raw materials and to create the infrastructure with which I can deploy what forces I assemble rapidly. This is a wet low population planet with many isolated places, so being able to put forces wherever I want at orbital speeds is important. Orbital reconnaissance for monitoring places I need watched is also going to be vital. A reasonable level of orbital infrastructure will also ease export of whatever luxury product we produce to trade for the necessities we can’t produce ourselves.

>>97033248
>Non-Hive World
1) Cut comms with Imperium
2) Join Tau
3) Import Tau technology

>Hive World
1) Legalise recreational drugs, pushing out gangs out of business and raking insane income to pay off tithes and enrich myself
2) Use that cash to get a push into a nearest feudal planet, turn it into my breadbasket

>>97070536
Step 4 is to shore up the defenses of the world. Going too hard at this is to invite attention from the orks, so modesty is required. Expanding the arbites and rebuilding the regime protection force in my image is a no brainer. A PDF militia is a good idea, but with only 3 million people, it can’t be large, and ideally it would be subordinate to the regime protection force. Attracting outside military power is fraught in 40k, if I could manage it, I’d love to be able to gather a relic or 2 and set up shrines for them with a small contingent of Sisters, but I’m otherwise wary of outside military power, Tau or Imperial.

Depending on what the population dynamics are of the world once these preliminary steps are taken, it may behoove me to import some young people from another cold world, perhaps in the guise of a pilgrimage, but my preference is to not bring in any more outside problems than necessary.

Once I’ve got room to breath and resources to spend on my own enjoyment, I’m introducing Sauna culture and Nordic skiing if they don’t already have them, repurposing my predecessor’s Governor’s mansion to some other need of the planetary government, and creating a new governor’s mansion that is in the form of a gravtech (for the thin ice portions of the year) ice fishing palace complex with saunas, cold baths, and hot tubs, and we will slowly move about the frozen lakes and seas during the cold season, fishing for whatever lives down there, and sailing about during the short glorious summer doing the same.

>>97070349
What if we were just giving everyone massive boobs?

>>97070349
Source of the genny?

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No, gangers, no ugly people, no fat people, you will worship the emperor, you will work for the emperor, you will learn how to shoot a gun so if you have to, you can shoot the ganger, the heretic, the mutant, and the renegade.

Lastly, don't be an asshole or I will fuck you and pay taxes.

>>97071555
>I will fuck you and pay taxes
>the planetary governor will have sex with me and pay my taxes
Where is the downside

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>>97071694
>Have a gene moddided hot cop just shoot you
Huh. It's really that simple.

>>97070921
https://apps.ajott.io/40kplanetgen/
for the planet
and
https://rpgbot.net/general-tabletop/tools/cult-generator/
for the cult.

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>>97072285

>>97072285
General Overview
Planet Class: Dead World
Population: 43
Surface Water: 95%
Hydrographics: A world with only a few small islands and archipelagos
Private Armies: A medium force of moderate quality.

I just became the king of a single populated island, with a detachment of 5 guys to keep the other 38 in check

>>97071694
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur

>>97033248
all orphans (its 40k there is going to be alot of them)
are to be accepted on mass into my personal schola
they are to be given training to become a personal elite troop that replaces the PDF and tithe in return for generational gene checks for chaos and genestealer taint
then i begin to loan them out as "security" to other worlds in the sector (basically cheap mercenaries for a few decades)
finally i activate them at once and they remove all planetary governers in the sector replacing them with my own people who i installed in various courts to bring all planets in allignment with my goals
then focus on turning the sector into something more productive so if any inquistors or gorillaman take notice i can pay them off in imperial tithes and whatever else they need
basically a shadow empire running on playing the part of a typical noble while secretly collecting a personal schola's worth of trained troops/diplomats/ inspectors bascially anything else
then sign an agreement that all prisoners are criminals are to be given at low cost to the mechanicus for servitors to get me on their good side and keep anyone from complaining as i set up my secret empire until i get enough power to estabish a fake warrent of trade so i no longer have to worry about anyone else

>>97040652
It also needs to be a planet that is highly self-sufficient though. If you're playing dead, you can't really trade with anyone, so it doesn't matter how much mineral wealth you're hoarding if you don't have the manufacturing to do anything with it or the food supplies to keep everything running.

There aren't a lot of types of planets that can feasibly pull that off. Hive and forge worlds are lacking food, agriworlds are lacking any resources other than food, and feudal worlds are lacking in tech.
Sure you'll avoid a tithe, but it needs to drastically outweigh the other value you get from exports/imports.

>>97042411
>>97042425
More likely they just agree and then have your water caste wife poison you at some point down the line. They don't have to fire a single shot when they're being invited in and can simply undermine things later.

General Overview
Planet Class: Dead World
Previous Class: Agri World
Population: 5 million
Goverment: Elected Dictatorship
Religion: Imperial Cult
Tech Level: Pre-Industrial
Characteristics: [Overwhelming Hydrographics] [Dense Atmosphere]
Planetary Attributes
Size: Huge
Circumference: 153,000 km
Day Length: 100 standard hours
Year Length: 69 local days/0.79 Terran years
Density: Below Average
Gravity: 0.57 G
Atmosphere: Dense
Atmospheric Pressure: 2.33 atm
Atmosphere Type: Tainted
Atmosphere Description: Harmful to humans, can only be breathed for a short time before causing unconsciousness and, soon thereafter, death.
Climate: Temperate
Temperature Range: -30 to 60 (°C)
Axial Tilt: Large, 34.45°
Terrain Detail
Surface Water: 99%
Hydrographics: A world that is almost entirely water
Land Terrain: Common Mountain(28.57%)
Mild Active Volcanoes(10.71%)
Mild Swamp(7.14%)
Widespread Caves(53.57%)
Adepta Presence
Arbites: Token
Astra Telepathica: Token
Mechanicus: Slight
Administratum: Small
Ministorum: Slight
Inquisition: None
Munitorium: Token
Planetary Defenses
Enforcers: A small force of terrible quality.
Militia: None
Standing Army: A small force of high quality.
Armoured Forces: None
Private Armies: A small force of high quality.
Titan Legions: None
Naval Forces: None
Orbital Stations: None
Missile Silos (Planetary): None
Missile Silos (Orbital): None
Defense Lasers: None
Mercenary Forces: None

I am the dictator of a bunch of iron age cave dwellers living in the caves beneath the handful of mountains that poke out of the endless ocean, because the atmosphere is lethal. Figuring someone did a fucky wucky and poisoned the entire atmosphere while trying to increase kelp production 0.04%
My first decree is ordering everyone prepare to leave the planet when the next tithe barge arrives. We clearly can not provide the tithe of food, so we'll provide bodies instead.
I'll turn my private army into a new guard regiment and try to make my legacy as a general

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>>97072285
Nice. My planet for >>97071555

General Overview
Planet Class: Pleasure World
Population: 13 million
Goverment: Hereditary Dictatorship
Religion: Imperial Cult
Tech Level: Advanced Space
Characteristics: [High Gravity] [Dense Atmosphere]

Planetary Attributes
Size: Average
Circumference: 47,000 km
Day Length: 43 standard hours
Year Length: 259 local days
1.27 Terran years
Density: Below Average
Gravity: 8.7 G
Atmosphere: Dense
Atmospheric Pressure: 2.5+ atm
Atmosphere Type: Dense, High
Atmosphere Description: Surface pressure too high to support unprotected human life. High enough altitudes yield habitable atmosphere
Climate: Temperate
Temperature Range: -5 to 35 (°C)
Axial Tilt: Slight, 4.78°

Terrain Detail
Surface Water: 66%
Hydrographics: A world with medium-sized continents surrounded by many large oceans
Land Terrain: Mild Grassland(12.35%)
Common Savannah(38.24%)
Mild Dormant Volcanoes(11.76%)
Mild Active Volcanoes(10.59%)
Mild Broken Rock(17.65%)
Insignificant Moors(1.18%)
Insignificant Caves(1.76%)
Insignificant Islands(6.47%)

Adepta Presence
Arbites: Slight
Astra Telepathica: Slight
Mechanicus: Token
Administratum: Notable
Ministorum: Slight
Inquisition: Slight
Munitorium: None

Planetary Defenses
Enforcers: A huge force of high quality.
Militia: A large force of moderate quality.
Standing Army: A massive force of high quality.
Armoured Forces: None
Private Armies: None
Titan Legions: None
Naval Forces: None
Orbital Stations: None
Missile Silos (Planetary): A huge force of moderate quality.
Missile Silos (Orbital): None
Defense Lasers: A huge force of moderate quality.
Mercenary Forces: None


Damn this took a lot of generations.

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All the coomer responses have made me think a Beckfordian slaaneshi planetary governor would make a great antagonist for a DH/RT game.

>He has made his governors mance a fortress guarded by his own private militia
>He imported a Squat to be his doorkeeper (and with whom he shared the pornography occasionally sent from Quaddis)
>a Pontifex from Terra as spiritual advisor (and also as tolerant confidant concerning boy-troubles), a medicae from Scintillia, and a harem of male servants for diversion,
>His household servants (all attractive young men) were all given revealing gay nicknames: "there is pale Ambrose, infamous Poupee, horrid Ghoul, insipid Mme Bion, cadaverous Nicobuse, the portentous squat, frigid Silence," Miss Long, Miss Butterfly (slang for catamite), Countess Pox
>Mademoiselle Bion (his valet Richardson) an unsanctioned psyker, grants him all favours except one, in which respect he is berated as frigid: "What most confounds and disgusts me is a certain kind of frigidity and insipidity like Mme Bion's (the devil take you, you blond beast)"; and yet, "Bion always counts for something."
>despite having a planet to run he is more interested in acquiring heretical objets d'art and fawn-youths. "it's cruel to hear talk of fair boys and dark artifacts and not to buy them."

And obviously play him like Baron Harkonnen (not the lame ass version from DUNC but pic related the campy over the top scenery chewing version from the miniseries)

Isn't the entire setting written so that no matter how much power and influence to acquire, you cannot do anything any better than the pants on head retarded way things have always been done?
Technology is repressed, innovation is heresy, and the planetary specialisation ensures that when the emperor finally dies the entire human civilisation will two thirds starve to death when the agri-worlds are cut off from hive and forge worlds?
Like, it's specifically, for about a dozen reasons, constructed from the ground up so that you can't just isekei in and be like the Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court and tell everyone they're doing it wrong and then everyone will clap?

I’m impressed with what you’ve done, mainly the atmospherics guy who had his potential rivals conscripted as officers to placate them. might write my own eventually but not now.

>>97041493
this, but I'd want a qt3.14 short tempered and short fire warrior bodyguard and advisor lady
she'd make fine contrast with my tall amazon abhuman beastwoman concubi-- I mean bodyguard
also government mandated felinid gfs to anyone

>>97081106
Why make him a gay man though?

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>>97081200

the vibe and the inspiration was ludicrously flamboyant 17/18th century homosexuals (the kind of historical figure who Debrett's book of peerage would just describe as eccentric meanwhile he's cosplaying as a turkish sultan and having a footman he calls Miss Boucher feed him candied dates). It could also be retooled for a debauched roman Satryicon/Nero theme.

However making the villain straight you'd have to basically strip the concept to 3 words "degenerate, slaaneshi, autocrat"

>>97081129
You can't make the galaxy a better place. You can make it a better place for you. TBF, I lucked out getting "pleasure world" and only 3 million residents. Even if we need to wear oxygen and can't grow food outside, there's enough people for technologic industry but not so many as to require a grinding bureaucracy to govern. But I'm still sending away ~ 100 thousand people to die for their heterodoxy just to make my life easier and more secure. That's 3% of the population and I'm not making life "better" for the rest, I'm meddling with their folkways and exploiting them for my benefit. Sure, their folkways were going to fuck them over eventually, but that doesn't change what I'm doing.

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>>97033257
congratulations on figuring out why these people get called such things as nerd/geek/dork. These are the real ones, not the marvel movie/modern star wars fans.

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>>97033320
literally just creating an even easier way for them to spread heresy, or sew rebellion.

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>>97033347
>Now that the imperium thinks we are dead and our resources here have been vaporized, they have no reason to bother us for tithes ever again
Until the mechanicus ship, or the naval scout ship comes to check out what they can salvage or if they can start terraforming the planet again to repopulate it. There are plenty of refugees from around the galaxy that need a new home world.

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>>97033500
you have my undying devotion and support.

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>>97033662
immigrate them right into an oven

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>>97037263
>inquisition
>not whatever GW calls the bene gesserit and get to make it with whatever hot noble woman you want to while a hot as fuck adeptus sororita watches
ngmi

>>97033500
Congratulations, you are going to get purged by Guilliman.

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>>97037407

>>97033248
NO MUTIES. I WILL HAVE THE PDF AND ARBITES ELIMINATE EVERY MUTANT.

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>>97057587
big natural sweater yams will always be better than fake ones no matter what

>>97040063
>The thing that makes me happy about this post is that 40k lore seems to FINALLY be shifting away from its Space Marine centric universe to the point that a random anon said the Arbites would be called in to handle this problem instead of Space Marines.
what are you talking about, the creators outright ripped off 2000 AD when making the setting. Arbites have been a well known part of the lore for a long time

>>97040606
>I would immediately install Prima Nocta for myself
>for myself
so the peasants get to fuck your bride the first night if they want?

>>97040985
the inquisition, arbites, and the GW bene gesserit would only put up with that for as long as you're a useful and productive ruler

>>97072285
>Planet Class: Hive World
>Population: 4 billion
>Goverment: Hereditary Monarchy
>Religion: Machine God
>Tech Level: Advanced
>Characteristics: [Low Gravity] [High Hydrographics] [Low Temperature] [Thin Atmosphere]

>Planetary Attributes
>Size: Average
>Circumference: 46,000 km
>Day Length: 24 standard hours
>Year Length: 580 local days, 1.59 Terran years
>Density: Light
>Gravity: 0.39 G
>Atmosphere: Very Thin
>Atmospheric Pressure: 0.23 atm
>Atmosphere Type: Breathable
>Atmosphere Description: Atmospheric gasses are able to support human life.
>Climate: Frozen
>Temperature Range: -273.15 to -81 (°C)
>Axial Tilt: Moderate, 20.72°

>Terrain Detail
>Surface Water: 77%
>Hydrographics: A water world with small continents
>Land Terrain:
>Insignificant Broken Forest(6.67%)
>Mild Mountain(12.73%)
>Mild Flat Rock(16.97%)
>Mild Moors(10.91%)
>Insignificant Barren(1.21%)
>Common Islands(35.15%)
>Mild Cliffs(16.36%)

>Adepta Presence
>Arbites: Dominating
>Astra Telepathica: Slight
>Mechanicus: Moderate
>Administratum: Notable
>Ministorum: Notable
>Inquisition: Major
>Munitorium: Moderate

>Planetary Defenses
>Enforcers: A massive force of poor quality.
>Militia: A huge force of moderate quality.
>Standing Army: A huge force of superb quality.
>Armoured Forces: A huge force of high quality.
>Private Armies: None
>Titan Legions: None
>Naval Forces: A huge force of high quality.
>Orbital Stations: None
>Missile Silos (Planetary): A huge force of poor quality.
>Missile Silos (Orbital): None
>Defense Lasers: A huge force of moderate quality.
>Mercenary Forces: None

A frozen moon covered in glacial plains, studded with the occasional rocky outcropping on which a Hive City is anchored. The world is the sector headquarters and a major recruiting ground for the Adeptus Arbites, and a major shipyard which constructs Punisher-class strike cruisers.
I don't really feel the need to pass any laws, it seems like the place runs itself well enough.

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>>97041816
which assassin conclave do you want to assassinate you for when a tech adept sells you out for using AI? Or are you gonna wipe out all the admech people on the planet as well when you purge all the adeptus terra people?

I try to turn whatever planet I rule over into the harshest hellhole I can, hoping to attract the attention of some Astartes chapter into claiming it as a recruitment world.
This is done purely because Astartes recruitment worlds don't pay taxes

>>97033248
>poor worker performance will be punished by servitorization
>good worker performance will be rewarded with the "Omnissiah's Blessing" (this is also servitorization)
>the most impious, least physically horrifying AdMech woman on the planet will be promoted to Governor's Consort
>false accusations of tech-heresy will be punished by servitorizing the plaintiff
>true accusations of tech-heresy will be covered up by servitorizing the plaintiff
I'm either gonna turn this shithole planet into a forge-world in a single lifetime or doom it to being overrun by AI and Vashtorr cultists. It's a win-win situation!

>>97033257
>oh no
>not
>discussion?

>>97085074
I think what anon meant to say was in regards to the fans, not the lore.
40k nerds have always known about the arbites but the average person who has a surface level knowledge is now being exposed to them thanks to darktide and rogue trader.

>>97085261
Hi, I'm the Anon that posted >>97040063
You are absolutely correct. That's exactly what I meant.
Thanks for trying to explain this to another Anon who no doubt speaks English as a second language, has a double digit IQ, or hails from a country where the populace's mindset is so alien from the rest of us that they may as well all be considered xenos.

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>>97079345
the most optimistic, and probable "what if you were in 40k" i've ever read.

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>>97085320
no, i was just trying to get you to see that you've been sniffing your own farts for so long in the hobby that your head is finally up your ass.
>hur durr no one knows what arbites are despite eisenhorn being hugely popular with the normies and his best friend was one.
i imagine pic related is you whenever you get a chance to teach someone about the setting

>>97085415
And you are absolutely delusional if you didn't see that the entire 40k universe, from a meta perspective, has been entirely Space Marine centric for the past 40+ years. Most fans get into it because of the marines. The Marines are the most popular army. So, Games Workshop just kept serving up primarily more and more Marine related slop over the decades. To the point that casuals thought that Marines were the universal problem-solvers.

For some reason you didn't notice nor grasp this over the literal decades of 40k being around and you don't quite understand that no matter how much lore GW writes about other non-marine shit, it's all just been a backdrop and window dressing to whatever the fuck some Space Marine faction is doing always taking center stage.

>>97085514
NTA
2025 - 40 = 1985
Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader was released in 1987
I hope this helps

>>97085720
>NTA
>smarmy faggot reply

40k originally started with a base concept of a RPG set in a dungeon full of zombies, with one of the heroes being a guy with a chainsaw for a hand. This pre-dated rogue trader.

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>>97081515
I mean fair, but didn't Harkonnen possess Paul's sister?

>>97085022
>>not whatever GW calls the bene gesserit and get to make it with whatever hot noble woman you want to while a hot as fuck adeptus sororita watches
Orders Famulous Sororita.

>>97085055
>big natural sweater yams will always be better than fake ones no matter what
OF COURSE, BUT DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE?!
40k totally has the tech to make boobs grow.

>>97085170
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TITS?!

>This Monday on the 14th is take your child to work day.
>All worship services will be followed by a complementary pancake breakfast.
>Friday is Silly Hat Day! Wear a Silly hat to work!

I will be the best Planetary Governor ever.

>>97085741
pics or it didn't happen

>>97072285
General Overview
Planet Class: Feral World
Population: 1 billion
Goverment: Meritocracy
Religion: Local Religion
Tech Level:
Characteristics: [Low Gravity]
Adepta Presence
Arbites: None
Astra Telepathica: None
Mechanicus: None
Administratum: None
Ministorum: None
Inquisition: Token
Munitorium: None
Planetary Defenses
Enforcers: None
Militia: None
Standing Army: None
Armoured Forces: None
Private Armies: None
Titan Legions: None
Naval Forces: None
Orbital Stations: None
Missile Silos (Planetary): None
Missile Silos (Orbital): None
Defense Lasers: None
Mercenary Forces: None

Well shit. Looks like I've got to start building an army and infrastructure to conquer a planet of a billion hunter gatherers.
It looks like our only export for a while is going to be low skilled low g worlders. At least I don't have to worry much about threats.

>>97085130
Only seems fair.

>grant more authority to arbites and inquisition to fight corruption
>hire rogue traders to help weed out and replace corrupt enforcers
>after all nobles are dead or detained, liquidate their assets
>use funds to pay rogue traders
>install sunroofs, garden biospheres , slightly improve quality of life
>install a military citizenship starship trooper style.
>train PDF by fighting scum and mutants in the lower hive
>focus tithe on exporting well trained troops
>send old "/tg/ writes a letter to abbadon" posts to abbadon.

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A Knight House with 500 Knights was considered a significant asset during the times of the Legions, and that sorta stuff was from Feudal Worlds.

So I will acquire copies of the quite common Knight STCs and use the ridiculous manpower of Hive Cities to start mass producing Armigers and full Knights with pilots until I can become the House Steiner of 40k.

Also build up some shipyards dedicated to Knight transports to flood the galaxy with Freeblades.

>>97086144
>>send old "/tg/ writes a letter to abbadon" posts to abbadon
I think that was before my time, got any archived threads I could peep?

>>97086224
>I can become the House Steiner of 40k
Rich but incompetent?

>>97086274
Not merely rich. Rich enough incompetence doesn't matter. I will naturally be working on tuning up the economy alongside this program so I am actually a Steiner rather than Kurita, but still...

If I can achieve even 1/10th of House Steiner's capabilities, then that would be 1300 Knights. House Vornherr before the Battle of Calth during the Great Crusade had 600 and was a strategic asset for the Ultramarines and the largest force of Knights in the Eastern Fringe. And since the Industrial production of a Hive City can support both a fuckload more people and have a far, far higher percentage of people working on goods compared to subsistence farming a Feudal world would have...the only thing slowing me down from full Steiner numbers may well be powerful people getting concerned, ergo, it goes to the Tithe or to flooding the galaxy with Freeblades.

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It has come to my attention some time ago that out of the ten or so billion humans on our planet, approximately half a billion are some measure of unemployed, including criminals, vagabonds, shoe salesmen and various kinds of slum dwelling scum.
Therefore, my first decree is that we are going into the business of war, with heavy emphasis on the business part.
Advisors will be brought in from across the sector and set up training grounds and programs. Regiments will be raised in the dozens, packaged and sold. All kinds of regiments - from the lowest penal regiment made up of mutants, criminals and other forms of worthless scum over line regiments all the way over to shock troops trained from birth and recruited from orphanages in the model of the schola progenium, but for gutter trash instead of noble orphans. Those deemed utterly useless, whether because they are unwilling or incapable, will be servitorized.
Contacts are to be made with guard commanders, rogue traders, sector commands, and inquisitors who may be in the market for vast loads of disposable soldiers.
By the Emperor, I will monetize these useless eaters if it's the last thing I do.

>>97085869
Chainsaw Warrior wasn’t actually 40k but it has “Chaos” and its minis were eventually integrated into the 40k range, one of them even shows up in a guard codex, I think third ed but I’m too lazy to check.

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Apparently I’m not that lazy, it was indeed the first third ed codex, pg36. He is converted though

>>97085823
My bloodline will rule for 28 generations and be known as the most prosperous reign in that planets history

>>97085823
>>97089516
These damn Liberal Governors will ruin their planets!

>>97085811
good point about the tits, loads of societies have warrior castes and artisans that aren't admech. even planets that can make their own baneblades without being a forgeworld.
That means if necromunda can make their frankenstein forge giant gangers, a dedicated and clever governor can make their world a large breasted paradise, easily at least have the palace populated with large breasted servants of all types.

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>>97095522
>That means if necromunda can make their frankenstein forge giant gangers, a dedicated and clever governor can make their world a large breasted paradise, easily at least have the palace populated with large breasted servants of all types.
EXACTLY!

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>So many diverse responses.
>Can almost all agree that all women require, and are ordained to receive, massive fucking titties.

The Emperor truly would be proud.

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>>97097086
>>Can almost all agree that all women require, and are ordained to receive, massive fucking titties.
>The Emperor truly would be proud.
I'd even put them on the Emperor!

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>>97097086
Women on my planet have to be fit with modest softness.

>>97086144
This sounds like a good enough plan, but this is assuming a lot of things work out as they are supposed to.
>Arbites and inquisition have the strong possibility of pursuing their own agendas based on the individuals involved. Or directly turning against you.
>Rogue Traders have the unfortunate quality of not wanting to be someone else's servant long-term and pursuing their own wealth. Nothing suggests they wouldn't just pay off the enforcers onto their bankroll or use them against you to take your assets.
>Or that the Rogue Traders wouldn't just keep the assets for themselves.
>A good chunk of the Imperium are military dictatorships as is, if you mean a militaristic republic than that's different.
>Most likely already what occurs.
>Assumes that agitating scum and mutants leads to a stable outcome and not outright rebellion.

>>97033347
that's 100% asking for a Ordos Xenos Inquisitor to send some dudes for a post mortem inspection/investigation into if there's anything left of the hive fleet and where they're going.
when they arrive and see no one is dead, they're going to start freaking out and calling in back up

>>97033248
Exspell all the space Jews

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>>97033248
Since you haven't specified the worldtype, I'll be claiming a Oceanic Agriworld, and Dedicate my life to kelp farming and fishier management, aswell aswell as building underwater Hives that carve into the mantle, as 90% of 40k factions have literally 0 investment into underwater/naval techwell Orks will just invent subs on the spot there's no stopping that desu but the planet will look boring and blue from space so they'll probably skip out on that we're pretty much protected from most shit, and I get to live out my Atlas Ecology schizophrenic dreams...
on the actual people living there??
emperor worship and being super tight within ecclisarchy guidelines are definitely something I'd want to really focus on in terms of running things cause chaos is very scary, and Trying to attract any and all orders of Soritas to take residence on the planet would be a #1 on my to do list especially ordos Famulous if you know what I'm saying
production would be focused on just about meeting tithes/what the imperium asks of us and basic upkeep, Stability>personal profit every time
If I manage to live long enough to reach really old age fuck with the plaent's governing system By introducing a minostorum backed "House of Commons" to "assist" with "internal policy" to fuck with all the other nobility before I croke

>>97085035
NTA but the
>until a proper inquisitorial agent is available to make an adjudication.
would immediately put him on robert's good boy list because he's quick to change rules based on authority