>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/view>Last Thread>>97007055
https://files.catbox.moe/2rmmns.mp3My jumper's leitmotif sucks.
Is a hot dog a sandwhich?
>>97049834That shit slaps
>>97049895Nah. At best, it's a sandwhere.
>>97031231Can we use Angel player to brainwash people like Kanade did?
I got bored with writing about my jumper who doesn't even have an official design so i decided to make a new one with my friendhe is a fusion of two gooners who don't want to get fucked in the ass but really love each other and want to have sex with hot women, he is a swarm of black hole particle nanites fueled by two consciousnesses/souls residing in white hole waves from the quantum aetherOur body is deterministic, gravitational, mechanistic, physicalOur mind is indeterminate, radiative, informational, metaphysicalDoes anyone have a body mod where we could put this into our build?
>>97050336Build a Yozi or something from Kult.
Is there a Uma Musume jump yet? I want to see Haru Urara win. Not through cheating with out of context powers but through training and working with her the honest way.
>>97050570>WAKE UPThat's a good one, I'll probably head down to Kirby after KULT
>>97051992>Is there a Uma Musume jump yet?Not yet.>I want to see Haru Urara win.A noble cause.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHWr5dvWt4M>Not through cheating with out of context powers but through training and working with her the honest way.The only kind of win she would ever accept.
>>97051992Considered making one because I love Super Creek but I played the game for like 5 minutes before getting bored and uninstalled it.It's just a bad dating sim crossed with a bad gacha game. I don't like dating sims, I prefer visual novels. Plus like 90% of the events I saw were for other girls I didn't care about.>>97050234Kanade never brainwashed anyone. You might be thinking of the NPCs, which weren't brainwashed but just tend to go along with whatever anyone asks of them, or you might be thinking of Naoi, who never used the angel player and learned hypnosis through different means.You could theoretically use the angel player to give yourself hypnosis abilities, though. They would just be more strictly defined than what Naoi has or what the jump offers.
>>97052198No, I'm talking about Kanade brainwashing Yusa to make her much more robotic, suppressing her trauma and uncontrollable anger.
>>97052304Oh, my bad. Never read the manga or LN.Yeah, that's objectively an angel player function so you'd be able to do it through the same process.
>>97052407Ok, it's in the heaven's door prequel manga, I would post the pic but because I'm in unknown mode I can only do that on the other site, are you there too?Also for some reason they think this is spam and aren't letting me post.
>>97052436Just wank it. It does whatever you would expect the Angel Player to do.
>>97052004Btw im purposely gonna set it to 1 day
We're so back. What did your jumper do in the Modern Action Movies jump?
>Gohanposter has declared a truce with Themberchaud after someone finally sat down and explained to him he was enthiccened against his will. Now he seeks enmity with Gulgol instead, who is voluntarily a football-shaped black dragon.This post? CORRECTYROO>>97049895A hot dog is a weapon that can be used to sear Gohan’s flesh if cooked hot enough and covered with mustard.
>>97055742You do realize that if you didn't mention Gohan in the thread everyday no one would give a shit about him right? He is like a barrel of shit you keep stirring to keep the stench going.
>>97055758I give a shit about Gohan. After all, if one person or thing can generate this much sheer concentrated bootybothering, they can’t be that bad.
Is life non-newtonian?
>>97055758>no one would give a shit about him >implyingI know how much you people like "muh potential" perks.I know what many of you would do, if reminded that A CERTAIN CHOICE that is not Frieza or Broly or Kale or Piccolo or Android 17 were to be WANKED by the IGNORANT. SPARE the ROD.SPOIL the CHILD.
Do we even have a jump that offers Gohan's potential unlocks?
>>97057246DBZ offers you to be an half-sayan if you take a drawback for 0 cpDB super allows you to have had your potential unlocked, to have a "mystic form".
>>97057199There is a small but important flaw in this argument though. Most Jumpers are not lazy jobbers who never learn from their mistakes like Gohan. Gohan on paper had everything he needed to be a success. He just chose to be a failure through his own actions.
I FUCKING LOVE JUMPING DRAMA COMEDY ROMANCE VISUAL NOVELS !!!
>>97059271Based or cringe depending on whether you want to woo the heroines or you want to be the heroine getting wooed.
>>97059326Which one is based?
>>97059375Both.
How does Hell look in Jumper's universe?
>>97060044I usually go with a modded pathfinder planar structure. So standard Abyss, Hell, and Abaddon setup.
>>97060044Hell was other people. They're gone now.
>>97060044A lot like the Buddhist hells. Theoretically, anyone can redeem themselves, but it might take a quadrillilon years, and a lot of the worst offenders never will until the literal end of all existence.
>>97060044No offense, but why not ask this in the thread with actual activity beyond Gohanposting?
>>97056677
Who is the biggest jobber, Gohanposter or Shard?
>>97060044An ENDLESS slaughterhouse where FLAYED Gohans dangle from MEAT HOOKS as the KID GOHANS are WHIPPED by shadowy figures wearing SKINSUITS made from their OLDER SELVES, into ABATTOIRS made in the image of severed GOHAN HEADS. The cinders and ashes of the immolated dead plot out the sky, and the weak are cast into pits of black fire by the strong. There is no hope, only degradation. >>97058386>Most Jumpers>not lazy jobbersTell that to the Jumpers who jobbed to Cardcaptor Sakura without even MEETING her or who roll NAT 1s.
>>97061037>An ENDLESS slaughterhouse where FLAYED Gohans dangle from MEAT HOOKS as the KID GOHANS are WHIPPED by shadowy figures wearing SKINSUITS made from their OLDER SELVES, into ABATTOIRS made in the image of severed GOHAN HEADS. The cinders and ashes of the immolated dead plot out the sky, and the weak are cast into pits of black fire by the strong. There is no hope, only degradation.Is that your Hell? It sounds like Heaven for you.
Has your jumper ever won without cheating/using out of context powers? Just taken the non-overpowered options in the jump and used those to do something amazing out of context steamrolling through the world because of out of context powers.I remember in one chain in the pokemon anime my jumper wanted to hunt a legendary. Cynthia was against this and told my jumper that before she would allow it my jumper had to beat her.My jumper got crushed. Then dedicated herself to getting good, through hard work and studying Cynthia's tactics. She wound up fighting her way through the final four and taking Cynthia on in an official battle and crushing her.
>>97061162That's retarded. You're retarded and should kill yourself.
>>97061162You should not publically admit to being stupider than 10 year olds.
>>97061162I feel like that misses the point of those kinds of stories, which even with the outsider at their least advantaged will rely on the fact that individual is fundamentally not a part of the immediate setting such that their degree of inherent detachment allows them to approach any given situation in ways the locals just can't (or more accurately, won't). So if you're trying to go native out of some misplaced sense of honor, it's kind of a fool's errand since the fact that you aren't a native means you're unlikely to truly go about it the same way they would such that you are on a level playing field in that regard... and even if you try to go the amnesiac route that would still keep you removed from the context of having grown up in the place and times you'd find yourself in. Just do it for the experience rather than the presumed accolades.
>>97061199>>97061270Yep I did something kind of stupid, I took the jump as sort of a vacation jump for the first part. I think it had been after some hard jumps or something and I needed to take it easy for a bit, maybe I needed the loss to get me going.
>>97061162>herself
The more I understand, the dumber I feel.
>>97061703Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend, savage.
>>97061703That's called philosophy
Nano Banana is pretty good at taking a character ref and a clothing ref and putting the character into the clothing.If you've got a visual of your jumper and you wanna see what they'd look like in a particular setting, give it a shot.
ive decided to make my jumpchain a board game with dice rolls
Do you think that Gohanposter has a Thanksgiving Gohan in the same way that normal people have a Thanksgiving Turkey?
>>97061037>Tell that to the Jumpers who jobbed to Cardcaptor Sakura without even MEETING her So a funny thing about that is that do to thesequel series (which takes place when she's thirteen) people jobbing to Sakura without even meeting her is now canon. Well or at least I'm fairly certain that all but two member of two groups of magicians having their memories tampered with by someone that has never even met most of them counts as jobbing. Oh also the reason the two exceptions were unaffected is that the groups were made to forget about them. >or who roll NAT 1s.This is why you don't rely on luck, and have ways to recover if things go wrong.
>>97061703It is good to know your own limits.
>>97062864>it’s canonROOHoly FUARk, what a bunch of FUCKING JOBBERS>>97062803OF COURSE, I name the turkey I carve for the FAMILY FEAST after Gohan
>>97063071I thought you were British? Why do you celebrate an American holiday?
>>97063071>Holy FUARk, what a bunch of FUCKING JOBBERSYep. To make it worse they had two artifacts that could be used to rewrite time. So they should have had plans for something like this. Oh and the past tense was because those artifacts got stolen from them. On a related note Sakura is developing an immunity to time manipulation, because of raw power.Oh also before she decide to btfo of the memories of two groups of magicians Sakura spontaneously started to develop new magical power granting cards. One of which called Exchange allows for exchanging anything between two people. Including things like roles, ownership of things, and magical powers. Which seems like it could have interesting potential for anti-Gohan applications.
so, chainmaker is dead, apparently
Where can one get the ability to be a god that gives people a power up from just /looking/ at someone? Kinda want to pull a Honkai star rail Aeon without being railroaded to a path. Now that I think about it aren't Aeons slightly reworked Hadou gods? Both seem to be railroaded in their personality
>>97063378Who?
>>97063424While I haven't finished the jump yet the True Immortals from Regressor's Tale of Cultivation are kinda like that, if a mortal survives the experience (which is pretty difficult) they gain a bunch of powers related to the True Immortal's own abilities.
>>97063494It was a site that was made by a redditfag who can no longer afford to host it.
>>97063424Aeons have it much worse though. They straight up can’t think outside their own paths compared to Hadou Gods being ‘merely’ utterly obsessed with their craving but still able to maintain a personality outside of it.
>want to make a jump for a setting I care a lot about>no matter what I make, I'll be disappointed in it because it deserves better
If no one gets to it before I do, I'll eventually get around to making a Kimetsu no Yaiba jump.
>>97064556Neato! Though gotta ask, what bought this on 9? Demon Slayer is a tad different from what you worked on so far. Saw Infinity Castle?
>>97063074Maybe his family just likes turkey
>>97064556>Kimetsu no Yaiba jump.Finally no more Sun breathing muzan with nothing but the starting budget from the crap SB jump.
>>97064628I woke up from a nap with a very clear desire to see the jump made. Only reasons it's not at the top of my docket is as you said, and that I've yet to actually complete the series. I still need to read the manga and watch the stuff after the swordsmith village arc.So the jump won't be in my queue for a while.
>>97064556The only thing KNY has going for it is the animation, and all of the special effects are non-canon anyway. In reality it's all basic bitch swordsmanship and all the flames and so on are just imagined.
>>97064725>The only thing KNY has going for it is the animation, and all of the special effects are non-canon anyway. In reality it's all basic bitch swordsmanship and all the flames and so on are just imagined.Then there's just sun breathing that is magical and harms everything on the cellular level.
>>97064724>So the jump won't be in my queue for a while.No prob, curious to see it when you get to it! Finally, Kanronji will be up for grabs for real.
>>97060044Futa demongirls raping everything.
>>97064765>KanronjiJaps in that world are too chicken shit to know a brick shithouse in disguise like her means you don't have to help her move furniture to clean.
>>97065207>Japs in that world are too chicken shitThe fact that dude that was engaged to her said no due to her hair color, and what not was genuinely an idiot. Exotic hair color, strong and bombshell bod, ideal package. Oh well, his loss is our gain.
DONOTFUCKYOUR SISTER
>>97066027She's a futa. She's going to find out about my crossdressing habit and use it as a justification for pounding me into a puddle, and won't take no for an answer
>>97066066There's no such thing as chicks with dicks, only guys with tits. Not only is it incest, you're being gay
>>97066027Aunts and cousins are okay.
>>97066027You're tight. Mother is best and the goal. How could I think otherwise?
>>97066168Who's jumper's mother though? Someone from an origin background?
>>970661432nd cousins are okay...
>>970662241st cousins too.
>>97066027But what if my sister’s hot?
>>97066311Biologically speaking, siblings are fine too.Just as long as your incest babies do ‘t also commit incest.
>>97066467Who said anything about babies? We're just having sex.
>>97066668Sex makes babies.
>>97066792Yuge if true.
I give you pacific drive.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FuclK9zOKWye3GsQgd0nNZEWFnfwCCjCfLiOc7LQ5Ac/edit?tab=t.0
>>97066792But then where does the stork come from?
>>97066943Oh neat.I think I'll probably keep using the reddit gauntlet, but that's because I think the adding the station wagon to your bodymod part fits the game's narrative
>>97066943Vehicle import option, please?
Perks for the ability to make people think seeing my face would give them cancer?https://youtu.be/pFpneXSpoDI?si=j1a_Je_spC69ukov
>>97066978I'll add it in 1.1
>>97067821Learn gaslighting from Makima
>>97063074Because the FAT BIRD is DELICIOUS>>97063165Sakura is a Chadette.>>97063632Being an Aeon is BASED, NO distractions from the all-important act of BTFOing Gohan.
How do those of you who stack appearance perks deal with the inevitable gangrape attempts?
Do people actually write and read stories, or is this more of a "think about your OCs doing stuff" thing?I sometimes see people mention specific events happening to their jumpers, but they're always isolated incidents devoid of context, like when I talk about the backstories and stuff for characters I've had in my head for decades but have only written a handful of scenes for.
>>97068531Lots of people write things, though rarely post them and what gets posted is also rarely read
>>97068531>Do people actually write and read stories, or is this more of a "think about your OCs doing stuff" thing?It's a person by person thing. Some do and some don't
>>97068531I've started a few jumpchain stories but never get that far into it
>>97068451If you stack them enough you won't need to worry about that, as no mind will survivelong enough to make the attempt.
Personally, I want to unleash several baki-humans in a setting to see how the locals react.
>>97068531I mostly do AI roleplay.
Omnitrix, Lunar shapeshifting or Animorph?
Happy thanksgiving everyone, may the turkey be tasty and the pie be your favorite.
>>97071032Omnitrix >>> Lunar shapeshifting >>>> Animorph
>>97071142Thank you CruelSpace! Hope you have a good Thnaksgiving! Hmmm, any promising WiPs?
>>97071284Keychain of Creation is in progress.
>>97071142Happy thanksgiving to you too, and everyone else. Hope everyone's Turkey Day is a good one.
If one day "magic" is analyzed from a scientific perspective, then it will no longer be "magic" but simply a branch of "science"!
>>97071743Depends on the magic. Arcane magic that follows specific, objective, quantifiable rules would be considered a science but thaumaturgic magic that "just works" or functions on a conceptual level would be considered a pseudoscience like cryptozoology or perhaps something closer to theology (thaumaturgic miracles or patron-based casting) or philosophy.
>>97071743>a branch of scienceAny form of magic system where you need to learn spells already IS a branch of science. Science is a discovery process
>>97071142Out of Cruel Space;Origin: Human (Drop-In)Age/Sex: 30/MalePerks[-1200]: High Functioning(-300), Space Magitech(-600), Axiom, Galactic Trade, Alien Space Babes(-100), Adept(-200)Items[-400]: Axiom Totems, Space Magic for Dummies, Family Estate(-100), Material Supply(-100), Stocks and Bonds(-200)Companions[+300-300]: Cosplay Expy x6[Celestia/Centorea/Luna/Power Girl/Tatsumaki/Tigress](-300)Drawbacks[+600]: Autism(+100), Coddled(+200), Bad Start(+400)Total: 1600-1600Civilian jumper gets isekai'd and becomes an axiom master.
>>97071841>pseudoscience like cryptozoology or perhaps something closer to theology (thaumaturgic miracles or patron-based casting) or philosophy.Pseudosciences aren't real and don't actually do anything. Magic, even conceptual magic, would have *something* happen when you do a set of actions. Even wild magic has defined triggers to a table of random shit. It can absolutely be scienced up.
Happy Thanksgiving, fellas
>>97071743No shit, magic is literally will-working, considered oppositional to miracles which are divine aspects of reality expressed in novel ways. Science exists in opposition to superstition, which is the exchange of rampant presumption so as to protect tertiary beliefs from criticism. The two only oppose if you're an actual solipsist and your superstitions are keeping your from recognizing tautological evidence of reality being real.
>>97072559Same Psycho.
>>97072559Happy turkey day to you to, Psycho.
>>97072389Builds are tasty, much like turkey.
It says a lot that one of Americans' favorite holidays is focused on eating a lot of food.
>>97073562I mean I wouldn't say its really a "Favorite" its just a more famous one. And we have precious few holidays anyway. Take into account the economy is nowadays and a its more akin to a turkey meal then really lots of food sadly. At least thats how its been for my family lately.
>>97073562>one of
>>97073562This applies to every country because humans naturally celebrate food in abundance.
I just realized that the Jiggle Butt gang from Fairy Tail aren't actually using magic for their super farts. Their super farts are a learned technique
>>97074504While it's true that almost every culture has had a harvest celebration at some point in its history, in most first-world countries outside of the United States, they severely dropped off in significance as food became more accessible and there weren't enough fat people to sustain the practice(s).
>>97066027I'm depressed because I'm infatuated with my cousin
>>97075234Knock it off
As a mediterranean man I always thought chichi and bulma were normal depictions of how women act around those they love. Apparently it's a saiyan-only thing in universe.
>>97074717>I just realized that the Jiggle Butt gang from Fairy Tail aren't actually using magic for their super farts. Their super farts are a learned techniqueIsn't magic also learnable but you're only really only good with one type?
My jumper is a swarm consisting of subatomic nanites at the size of 0.84 to 0.87 femtometers that can self replicate to 2×1030 nanites, his consciousnesses flow as a distributed network cognitively anchored through white hole waves imbued in each nanite, each singular nanite houses a stable micro-black-hole with density effectively infinite at its core that powers my nanites and can absorb matter and energy on the sub-quantum level into my nanites’ mass through their gravitational pull and transmute them into energy to charge, Each nanite houses an engineered femto-singularity whose spacetime field is magnified far beyond its Schwarzschild radius, letting it capture and transmute any encountered matter or energy.His white hole consciousness body emits cognitive information and energyHow does he fare in Kult and Kirby?
>>97076627Replicate to 2 nonillion nanites*My bad
>>97076525You need to have a special organ to learn and use magic
>>97075788can't help it
>>97076627Crossposters get the noose.
>>97078074Well that escalated quickly
>>97078155It took 6 hours, anon.
>>97078553That's quick for current /tg/ Jumpchain.
Welp, I rolled Orre in the Pokemon trainer jump. What kind of mons could I even get without a snag machine? Does Orre even have starter Pokemon?
>>97079149>Does Orre even have starter Pokemon?The classic there would be an Eevee, but in XD there are select rare areas where a limited variety of wild pokemon exist.
>>97079149The starter would be eevee I think
How would you guy's make a gamer system cursed technique?
>>97079447How strong do you want?>Weak: Magic Clothes. Grants magical attacks based on themed gear, includes minor stat boosts. More valuable for variety than output and you need to carry a suit full of clothes to use it.>Mid: Blue Panels. The ability to transform cursed energy into superpowers for a little while along six axes: Strength, Precision, Intellect, Charisma, Willpower, and Luck. These decay over time and the higher a stat goes the more rapidly it drops back down.>Strong: Snowglobe. Damage the connection between life and death in an area, turning both into shallow abstractions. Nobody who dies inside is actually dead, nor is any defense by the living able to be perfect. Can be bent to create supernatural effects in alignment with the degree of damage to reality, this can end the effect if not tightly themed.
>>97079149None for the first few years unless you get thrown a plot coupon, then maybe something meh when wild pokemon finally start becoming a thing even remotely plausible things to see again. You're genuinely better off fanwanking that one of the Gen 3 trainers shows up early and dumps some box fodder on you if not purposefully joining up with Cipher/Snagem or one of their fronts long enough to get a hand-me-down from them. The scarcity of pokemon is a very intentional design from a meta and in-world context, the locals are basically terraforming the area back into something even remotely habitable by any lifeform be they humans or pokemon.
>>97079617Wait, just what kind of hellhole is uninhabitable to all kinds of pokemon? If you leave toxic waste lying around it becomes a fucking breeding ground for the likes of grimer and such, high voltages attract electric types, deep dark caves are a heaven for rock types and infinite zubats. You even have pokemon living in fucking magma.
>>97079557Cool ideas, really any strength as long as it has a gamer type spin to it. Just wanted to see what the board could cook up.
>>97079804>Just wanted to see what the board could cook up."The board" here, especially as it relates to Jumpchain, is dead lmao.
>>97079778It's not that it's a proper dead zone, but that It's mostly a desert hellscape that's no good for humans, barely good for normal plants, and thus less populous with pokemon in general because there's no nature to nature for more of the normal varieties, meaning no bodies to fuel things like the various parasitic breeds or ghost types that like things' life/soul guts. To their credit, they're taking strides to actually introduce breeding populations of pokemon into the area by about the halfway point of your stay (read: during XD Gale of Darkness), but of course Cipher would be a shit and scuttle the boat they came in on which was half to test their new superweapon half to maybe nab a few of them. Granted, there have to be pokemon coming from somewhere since locals do have ones that aren't Shadow pokemon, but you know your shit's fucked when you have no wild grass/cave encounters, and it took foreign transplants to get what amounts to the Hidden Grottos from Black2/White2.
>>97071142is there a link to this cyoa?I'm obviously new. I like the name.
>>97080713Have you tried looking at the link on the OP called DriveAnons Drive? It is where all the jumps are kept.
>>97080713Adding on to what the other guy says check the "how to Jumpchain" folder and look into finding "the bunker", as most of the community migrated there after the pdf purge
>>97076627POTENTIALhan the UNDERWHELMING would JOB to it.
Chainbutt this is your Bodymodhttps://dragonswhore-cyoas.neocities.org/Fluffy_Tail/
>>97082957alright, I'll take it
I just want a chain so I can spend time with the characters I like instead of being trapped here. I don't even need superpowers or cultivation or anything. Maybe a charisma buff and autism removal, but that's it.
Post builds for jumps.
I'm trying my best to like the bunker because pdfs will probably never come back here, but it's hard. It just seems off somehow. I feel like a lot more posts are from or about some retarded namefags. And the fact that there is no archive means 90% of the way I used to interact with the jumpchain thread is gone.
>>97083831>I feel like a lot more posts are from or about some retarded namefags.Not really. It's about the same. It's mainly just Nyanko, but is posts were very easy to tell apart even before the switch. It really does suck not having an archive, though. Probably wouldn't be too hard if someone wanted to program one.
>>97083831Same, I still feel like I have way more fun searching through the archives than the bunker, but we've been here for a while, discussion's gonna dry up eventually
>>97083831>the fact that there is no archive means 90% of the way I used to interact with the jumpchain thread is gone.That's absolutely sad, but I still post there simply because of the difference in odds of being answered.
>>97083831>I feel like a lot more posts are from or about some retarded namefags.My guy, many of the posts here even before the pdf nuking were Gohanposter talking to himself or Timmy and Generic intentionally posting ragebait and trying to drive people out.
>>97083831Same but we might as well get used to it because given that their solution to the pdf hack was just to remove pdfs and disable /f/ I think 4chan is just on life support until it becomes too old for the modern web.
>>97083831After seeing the trajectory of the last few months' worth of thread there... kinda feels like this community can't throw anywhere near the amount of shade at discord and the like as was previously thought warranted. Shit's been a monkey's paw because you trade out "chainbutt magical realm" for no frills fagmaxxing in volumes that suggest that entire chunk jumped ship but had been here as the anons from well before it was trendy.
>>97083973>Timmy and GenericAre you trying to imply they're not the same person?
>>97084008> no frills fagmaxxing in volumes that suggest that entire chunk jumped ship but had been here as the anons from well before it was trendyNigga, what? They've always done that here.
>>97084063The difference is that they have mods that treat things more like a normal forum BBS, so while it's shitposting on another Tuesday here, there's markedly less certainty that it's somehow the same ratios there...
>>97084249NTA, but I think it'd be nice to make more threads like the horny thread to maybe separate all the dumb shit from the actual discussion? It probably wouldn't work but I'm pretty sick of seeing is futa gay 50 times
>>97083284This is an old build and one I posted not too long ago but as I am rewriting a writefag for it, it's my current build. I feel like it's the most boring thing I could be but I like Xanatos being budget Xanatos doesn't sound bad. It's funny I made the cumfiest build and now I am trying to spend my writefagging making my jumper as uncomfy as possible.Jump # 1 Gargoyles Age: 18 Gender Female Background: Big Business (100) Race: Human (0) Location: Manhattan Island, New York Perks: *Tech Adapting (0) *Pragmatism (0) *Durable (100) *CEO (100, Discount) *Xanatos Gambit (300, Discount) *Mechanist (100, Discount) *Mad Biologist (300, Discount) Equipment *Money X 2 (0)
>>97084357>It's funny I made the cumfiest build and now I am trying to spend my writefagging making my jumper as uncomfy as possible.Without uncomfy, comfy has no meaning.
>>97084376Indeed. Also paradoxically I can't just write slice of life, yet I have been told all of my writing is slice of life. I somehow made Fallout a slice of life jump. I am kind of oddly proud of that.
>>97083831Why are people so hung up on no longer being able to attach pdfs to posts? Just upload somewhere else and link it. Big fucking deal. It's just an excuse for Very Important Namefags to maintain the bunker circlejerk where they get sucked off even harder than before. The thread culture of namefag worship was cancerous even before the hack but the bunker is terminal.
>>97084667Namefags are the lifeblood of the community.
>>97084667You can feel free to have the only replies to your posts being Gohanposter raping your face, but most people aren't quite as into humiliation rituals as you are.
>>97083284DS9HumanUnaffiliated +200cp000cp - 24th Century Healthcare 000cp - Back to the Future100cp - True Neutral100cp - Reach the Apex200cp - Eternal Mind400cp - Sugar Q600cp - AugmentScience000cp - Call me Doctor200cp - Grand Unified Theory300cp - Treknobabble100cp - Handyman200cp - Trek.ExeEntrepreneur000cp - The Appraiser’s Eye100cp - Neutral Hand200cp - Doppelgänger+300cp000cp - Universal Translator, Tricorder, Lucky Baseball, Phaser, Quarters in DS9100cp - Latinum Stipend200cp - Cellular Regeneration and Entertainment ChamberShip builder +1000cp200cp - Cruiser hull000cp - Normal Frame000cp - Sensor Arrays, Warp Drive, Cargo Hold, Transporter, Replicators, Crew100cp - Direct Energy Weapon100cp - Photon Torpedoes100cp - Artificial Quantum Singularity100cp - Shields50cp - Holodeck200cp - Cloaking Device100cp - Medical BayCompanion50cp - Mary sue+1500cp+100cp - Doctor, Who?+400cp - My Immortal+200cp - The Adventures of Augment Jumper+400cp - Cybertrek 2369+400cp - May You Live in Interesting TimesThis isn't regular star trek. This is star trek EXTREEEEEEEME, as if my benefactor is a bunch of writers who are collaborating on making the most ridiculous fanfic of them all.Awakening on a miserable world, jumper must work to acquire genetic augments just to survive and buy a ships escape. But zounds! His entrance into this universe has broken the dimensional barrier and blargel blargel blargel now I'm dealing with all kinds of shit that just makes no sense for this setting. Does pretending to be a merchant that inevitably trips over all the setting's problems and helps solve them make me a stock isekai protagonist?
>>97084685The problem is that you're both correct. Jumpmaking as it happens these days creates a paradox where thread does need some level of abrasion to ensure namefags don't fall too deep into ego tripping, but not quite to the point that it'd devolved here where nobody was making shit because they didn't wanna deal with timmyposting. Problem on the bunker is that by clapping cheeks as hard as they did it overcorrected so you rarely see more than the occasional troll get as many as a small handful of nibbles as opposed to there actually being proper arguments - constructive or otherwise because there's a non-zero chance anon will end up visibly outed as a specific, semi-distinct shitposter even if they're just in a pissing contest with a namefag or other anon who's just being stubborn.
>>97084398>I somehow made Fallout a slice of life jump. I am kind of oddly proud of that.The trick is you focused on your day to day life there, instead of making it an action sequence with a few bits of daily life sprinkled in.
>>97083188None of the characters I like would like me back. My writefag self is very different from my actual self. If I got a chain I'd just be the same shitty person and make all the same mistakes I made in this world.
>>97083831I feel almost exactly the same. The archive is the place I spent most of my time, and I only skim through the thread every now and then. The lack of the archive really kills the bunker for me. I feel as though at some point, I'm probably just going to drop off the hobby when the number of bunker threads gets high enough that the lack of an archive becomes a problem (for me, anyway). Also, I feel like the namefags have gotten way more obnoxious/annoying in general since moving over to the bunker. Nynako and Psycho really drag down the quality of the thread with the constant attention whoring low effort posting much in the same way Cliff drags down the SB thread quality.
>>97083831>>97084836No one cares about non-jumpmaker opinions, unfortunately. Not even trying to argue/discredit you, that's just how it is.
>>97084880Which is weird, because a man with a name is only ever going to voice opinions which jive with his brand. The anonymous voice can say anything.
>>97084685I know I'm just echoing other people, but honestly that is one thing that I've noticed since the bunker being made, that while the general shitposters have largely been held off by the existence of proper mods, it does feel like multiple of the current jumpmakers there have taken that as an excuse to become pseudo-shitposters themselves over there. It doesn't help that that also creates an obvious double standard as to what behaviour the mods will punish or not, depending on if you are an anon or namefag.
>>97084919Meant for >>97083831
>>97084919The bunker is great. Without shitposters like you, we have tons of high quality posts. Like post >>172771 which reads in its entirety: >RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHNot as a reply to anything. That's just the whole post. Over here, a great content-free post like that would get reported as "spam" by some chud.
>>97084919>does feel like multiple of the current jumpmakers there have taken that as an excuse to become pseudo-shitposters themselves over there.Name them retard.
>>97084961>Using a post from ten days and four threads ago to shitpostLol.
>>97085004That anon already did? Nyanko and PsychoAnon have been spamming like crazy.Like, to the point where NuBee actually filtered Psycho
>>97084712>100cp - Direct Energy WeaponYou get the 1st phaser array for free, not sure if you knew that, unless this is supposed to be a purchase of a disruptor array? Or two additional phaser arrays? Also I love the picture, that's like a perfect depiction of the Mary Sue character, colorful and vaguely hitting the uncanny valley because something just isn't right about that girl.
>>97084961>>97085005You could have at least referenced this most recent thread. Where we have gems like:>"I have been suffering sleep problems that only go away when I masturbate"as the whole post. No prompting. From a namefag. But no mod response.
>>97001124 >178 - What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?>DrawbacksA Competent World>Location & TimeThe Starry Sky - Earth>Background choices26 years oldSect SaintessHuman>PurchasesStandard Cultivator (Free)Clean Meridians (Free)Basics Of Cultivation (Free, discounted)Bountiful Blessings (Free, discounted)Golden Lotus From The Tongue (900)Genius Of Talent (800, discounted)Returning Genius (700, discounted)Holy Body (400, discounted)Ring Of Merit (200, discounted)Ancient Inheritance (0, discounted)Lucky Draw (Free, discounted)Wine Immortal Gourd (Free, discounted)>Ending OptionMove On
>>97085025 (also me)Forgot to add this but if you don't care about the extra weapon array you could switch that 100cp to upgrading your replicator system on your ship to an industrial scale replicator, which seems like it would be a lot more generally useful.
>>97085028The mods there only care about Gohanposting specifically.
>>97085012>NuBee actually filtered PsychoNot NuBee, Nyanko. Which is really the funniest pot-kettle situation I've ever seen. Nyanko is easily 5x the faggot that Psycho is.
>>97084919Yeah there's Psycho, Nyanko, a bunch of no-name tripfags I have literally never seen before, and even NuBee seems to be blogposting more. Honestly, I think the golden age of jumpchain ended when Valeria stopped posting and making jumps, and we've just been very slowly declining ever since. It just got obvious once the pdfs got shut off.
>>97085029Huzzah! Build!Any plans for the setting?
>>97085064>a bunch of no-name tripfags I have literally never seen beforeThen you haven't been paying attention. Literally all of them have posted here before except Spazzwave.
>>97084880I have made several jumps that are better than any of the slop Psycho shits out on the regular. But I do not feel the need to post with a name outside of doing things that require it.
>>97085088>The only reason I want to see his work is because it's something that could give his crappy arguments some actual teeth, rather than sounding like the writing equivalent of those dick-measuring hentai images. And because he has the audacity to ACT like a legitimate member of the thread when he's acting like just another shitposter.>But he's either a liar or a coward or both, so he won't do it. -YJ_Anon, 2022
>>97085088NTA, but you're obviously too scared to confront him in the bunker, given no one ever does.
>>97085108YJ must be proud that his emotional rants are still quoted after all these years.
>>97085108lollmao>>97085113What's the point? At this point half of the bunker is reddit refugees anyway, and all of the settings I care about have jumps already.
>>97085012You're acting like Nyanko and Psycho are doing anything different than how they acted here, which is retarded. And no, they're nowhere NEAR as bad as the dedicated shitposters here are. Or are you about to fucking tell me you think either were worse than Gohanposter when they were still posting in this thread?
>>97085113NTA, but the problem with confronting anyone on the bunker is two fold: Firstly, for the anons, you run the risk of a mod just immediately labelling you as a shiposter for arguing with a jumpmaker of any kind. Secondly, the namefags half generally prefer to avoid causing drama with their name attached (the ones that aren't shitposters themselves at least), but now run the very real risk of having their name revealed even if they do anon post to call someone out.
>>97085128>What's the point? At this point half of the bunker is reddit refugees anyway, and all of the settings I care about have jumps already.Then why the fuck do you still post here? Fuck off already, we're full.
>>97085139That was my first post in this thread. I was telling the anon I replied to that the anon they were replying to had already said which namefags they were bitching about
>>97085145You first.
>>97085143>Firstly, for the anons, you run the risk of a mod just immediately labelling you as a shiposter for arguing with a jumpmaker of any kind. The only times 9anon or Jannington have ever intervened are as follows;>banning Gohanposting from the board>banning bancho when he tried to worm his way in>giving Argent a day-long ban >banning Generic for a day as well for intentionally inciting shitposting>banning retards who keep /pol/ posting in the threads>giving out warnings for repeat spam and shit like thatThey've never rushed to do anything if an ankn starts arguing with a jumpmaker. And the only times they HAVE done anything close, the person starting shit was almost always Generic in some form.
>>97085065Hey, are you still working on a Douluo Dalu jump? If not, I may start doing so in a vague, indeterminate future. Eventually. Maybe.
>>97085156Also, removing my mod powers when I decided to spoiler a picture of trump.Mind you, I didn't want my mod powers and I would've gotten away with it if I hadn't specifically said I did it
>>97085156>Generic for a day as well for intentionally inciting shitpostingFor making rulings on my own damn jumps. If they hate the cavalcade of retards replying "fuck off, Generic" so much they should have banned them instead.
>>97085143This. Shit's so toothless in practice that they've literally adopted a reddit jumpmaker into the regular rotation despite still bleating out reddit bad from their days here in blueboard purgatory while being pretty clearly ignorant of the cognitive dissonance that entails. And that's on top of the other stuff anon's already mentioned being slightly less exaggeration than it might've been a season ago.
>>97085161Go for it anon! I have a similar commitment to it of a very VERY vague "maybe, possibly, in theory, at some point". It would entirely be a "oh the fancy struck me and I was filled with inspiration".
>>97085088Is there some problem?
>>97085156And that time two anons were in some power level argument and one got banned for saying mean words. Plus who knows how many others had to shut up about something because someone got warned without telling anyone.
>>97085245>*Orgasm sounds*
>>97085175Fuck off Generic.
>>97085240Yes, you putting out low quality content. But you've already heard all the arguments so I'm not wasting time on it again.
>>97085283Pussy
>>97085176Getting rid of Spazz in a permanent sense would already incite a slippery slope that would lead nowhere good fast and he's done a decent enough job of keeping the worst of his redditisms in check that I feel no severe dislike towards him. Compared to some actual thread regulars here, he's positively civilized and I'd take him over a million more Generics or BlackedAnons.
>>97085240Remember how you spent so much time making an Avatar jump only to find out people legitimately prefer the older ones over your own one? Then you made the decision to complain about how people prefer the older jumps?Because I remember
>>97085292And?
>>97085143>>97085176I've called out jumpmakers multiple times as anon, including Psycho, BLADE, Nyanko, and SpazzWave (and even the community as a whole a couple times for their Generic Derangement Syndrome) and have 1) been warned a handful of times at most and 2) never had anyone reveal my identity. It's starting to sound like the real problem is just that you guys are pussies.
>>97085299Nothing, just reminding you that you're a pathetic attention whore.
>>97085285nta, but redoing the flavor text to use less nouns/unique jargon for the Gojo/Sukuna OCs in Hunter x Hunter would go a long way to making them feel less like Gojo/Sukuna just plopped into the setting and more toward characters that feel like they could've just been dicking around in the background as locals before you get there for the jump visit.
>>97085285You spend entire 2k post threads dodging any and all criticisms. We all know who the real pussy is here. Anyway, you know your jumps are shit.
>>97085301Reminder that Timmy is a known samefagger and has been consistently seething since his ban. Not everyone who says anything bad about the bunker is Timmy, but Timmy is always amongst them stirring shit. Something to keep in mind.
>>97085306I appreciate the critique but I didn't wanna do that, I really just wanted to make super on the nose expys of Gojo and Sukuna>>97085307I almost never ignore criticism. As for my jumps, that's really a matter of opinion>>97085303I've been pretty open this, yes
Psycho's biggest accomplishment was making jumps for both One Piece and HxH that are worse than the reddit versions. That takes real, immense amounts of skill. So I think he should be excused for larping as a real writer and trying to pull some OC JJK setting out of his ass. Not like anyone is going to use the jump anyway.
>300 posts of people talking about helluva hazbin nonsense is okay>less than 100 posts of people goofing off is badsasuga 9retard
>>97085317Hoes mad
>>97085333You're the one making the thread so bad some anon was literally gonna kill himself overit.
>>97085331The porn game posting was ridiculously offensive to the eyes to a degree Hazbin could never hope to be. There's a whole different Jumpchain community to talk about porn
The only time this thread gets any momentum is when it is talking about the bunker kek
>>97085333>hoes mad>after just getting upset over people posting images when there is no image capwhat did he mean by this
>>97085342>my preferred disgusting piece of shit is fine to talk abouthazbin looks like complete fucking ass, there's a reason shard is making the jump in eye cancer colors
>>97085301>I was only forced to stop criticizing people a few times.
>>97085331The difference is that Shard's making a Hazbin Hotel jump and the discussion was about the setting, while the WEG stuff was just jokes about how ugly they look
>>97085349Obviously, this thread is dead. Not like that's a good thing, but it's a fact.
>>97085358>shard is making the jumpInteresting how you've neglected to acknowledge that key difference.
>>97085349/jc/ - Emergency Bunker Drama Posting General
>>97085315>I really just wanted to make super on the nose expys of Gojo and SukunaI get that, but it's immersion-breaking on the nose rather than an okay-ish immersion breaking like the author for Rave Master continuing to use his one OC with the blue facial tattoo to simultaneously torment and romance the baddest bitch in Fairy Tail and Edens Zero because each iteration at least tried to fit in their respective world despite basically being the same dude. It just hits in that same weird space where trying to use that character doesn't actually give you any flexibility because the shape isn't a mould/outline, it's the thing cast from said mould/the functionally finished product. That makes it really difficult to justify interacting with the same way you might a more vague character design because you have far fewer blanks to fill in for the sake of writing and that then steps on the toes of the prior MC because they would both want to be the ones instigating an interaction among the non-antagonist cast since they have a more complete frame of reference to use for gleaning insights about less explored characters/dynamics. And that's kind of bad for supporting cast because you want them to be able to have that flexibility.
>>97085362as if that ever stopped anyone from sperging over their personal slop series
>>97085359I was never warned for conversations with jumpmakers, just unrelated arguments with anons.
>>97085372I see the complaints, I just don't hold OCs as particularly sacred or important and especially before more thought of them as just an excuse to put X character in Y jump since that's what people asked for most of the time
Hey, you guys been doing okay over here?>>97085064Eh, that seems accurate in that I will chat about life a bit more here and there, but thread posts are less precious there given we have the board to ourselves, and it's more comfortable posting there. While there's more blogposting than my time here, I also post significantly more about my builds and projects as well.
>>97085477Everyone in this gulag is miserable it seems
>>97085519You're free to go. And stay gone forever.
You get a chain but you can't take any perks/items/companions or anything related to time, space or teleportation
>>97085656So, a learned skills only chain with a weird restriction on what abilities you can learn?It's doable, I guess
>>97085656Wouldn't that just be all jump and no chain since literally everything can be considered related to space as a result of rearranging atoms in the skull in order to catalog/describe them at the absolute minimum thus not being eligible for purchase?
>>97085708It's just phrased weird. It means you can't get space time or teleporting stuff no matter what
>>97085656My altchain's a bit like this, but I can at least keep perks that relate to the jumper's core set of perks from their starting jump.
Uploaded a load of updated jumps to the drive. Changes are noted in the changelogs.
>>97085477I'm fuarkign PEACHY, I carved up a turkey effigy of Gohan REAL GOOD this THANKSGIVING and drank ALL of the SHERRY.
>>97086034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbcUsOfZTVI
>>97085656The I take perks related to MINDFUCKERY, CORRUPTION and INFECTION instead to inflict all manner of remote horrors on Gohan from afar. BOOM!
>>97085477Hey Nubee how are you doing? I am doing alright. bit of a quiet night. Working on anything Jumpchain related?
>>97086117BASED
>>97085025I don't know who first came up with the design, but I've seen blonde hair and pink highlights used for her several times.
>>97084904If I was protective of my "brand" (and I have no plans to monetise Jumpchain) I'd eat a bullet before discussing my plans to make a Hazbin Hotel jump out of sheer unadulterated rage at the setting and an urge to shove my overpowered self-insert into it like aiming Fat Man and Little Boy at Japan instead of soliciting feedback there. Just like I'd bother Argent into making Mortasheen before Christmas instead of doing it myself.
>>97086121Glad to hear you're doing okay. Just my chain mostly. You?
>>97086372>plans to make a Hazbin Hotel jump out of sheer unadulterated rageDunno if you will, but I personally I am looking forwards to it if you do.
>>97086372>(and I have no plans to monetise Jumpchain)I did not think I would be thanking God for anything in particular today.
>>97086372>Just like I'd bother Argent into making Mortasheen before Christmas instead of doing it myself.I'd sooner go ahead and make an Awful Hospital jump instead. And I have no intention of doing that until we finally learn what The Rabbit is.
>>97086709Oh, hi Argent, hope you doing well. Thanksgiving went ok for you?
>>97086372dude can you please not make a jump for it, and just let it fucking die
>>97086720My country doesn't celebrate it, sadly. But I did mostly get to chill after an exhausting fuckign week so I guess it wasn't that bad.
>>97086767Glad to hear that you got to rest. Other than that, how go your various projects?
>>97086759Shut the fuck up, retard. I want to correct Charlie.
>>97086908Acquire Latina Angels.
>>97086759EYE FOR AN EYE SAYS YOU OWE ME A DEBTBLOOD DEMANDS BLOOD GONA GET MY HANDS WETTHE FLOOD'S COMIN'NOW YOU CAN BET ON TRAGEDYLIKE GRAVITY
>>97086968Oh yeah, its all coming together. Thanks Shard, you rock. Only one request. A fanfic toggle. Got a good one to fuck around in....after acquiring judicious magical BS.
>>97086985It's going in, don't worry.
>>97086987Awesome. Welp, can now only wait to see what you cook.Looking forwards also to the inevitable dealmaker perk, and what OCs you gonna come up with.
>>97086968Are you just going to ignore Argent's point that the color scheme isn't actually like that?
>>97087013This is a different, more poster accurate shade of red from the blinding one that was criticised.
>>97087170Still a shit color scheme for a doc. Like I said in the bunker just post it to reddit if you're insisting on a dogshit hard to read color scheme. I will admit it has gotten better to read since the last time.
>>97086987What I have to tell my girlfriend in the bedroom.
>>97086792I'm still recovering after the practicum I went on (and I just caught a sore throat so I'm probably coming down with something) so no work is being done yet. Want to get back to Ocean Game though - especially before Shard nukes the bunker with his Hazbin spite jump.
>>97088227Hope you get better soon then. Can't wait to see Shard's work.
>>97086555I am writefagging and hoping it doesn't become a novel... well more of a novel. I am going back and writing the first part over because it sucked. I think the entire work is well over 400 pages, the first jump is sitting at 60 pages so far and... yeah it's going to be a novel.
>>97085065Mostly want to chill as a hot cultivator in modern Earth. Maybe make my own sect as a gang/megacorp like the Pink guy in Trinity Wonder.
>>97086372Just admit you want to do a duet with Adam as you both talk about killing sinners.
My trip on the bunker comes out as koGJ1q
>>97088677Shard fucking hates Hazbin Adam the most out of the entire cast, to the point of not even using his name.
>Blade fakes conversations with himself and interest in his jumpsThis makes a ton of sense. I knew nobody would be interested in those 30+ zelda jumps or the other slop he makes.
>>97090714A shame that it was BLADE and someone who pretended to be BLADE talking to each other.
Anyone got the generic... I wanna say houtengeki? jump? The dude that made this picture
>>97090727Nope, it was Blade.
>>97090736No, it was two different people who had posted under the name BLADE, something which has been a reoccuring problem for most of a decade now
Nevermind Blade talking to himself, why is some random janny checking the IPs of seemingly normal posts anyway?
>>97090748Nah it's Blade phoneposting. The posts were how Blade usually acts, and someone with the Blade name admitted to it. The nosy jannies would've said something if that post came from another person.
>>97090750The conversation was about gender, so odds are someone reported them
>>97090772>Posts a pic showing it was two people>Nah it's Blade phoneposting. The posts were how Blade usually acts, and someone with the Blade name admitted to it. The nosy jannies would've said something if that post came from another person.
>>97090732https://drive.google.com/file/d/1W1fptfT79YwKtZnVSK3WBAiEjSm8MREs/viewIt's like 3 pages.
>>97090789Thanks anon
>>97090781>>97090748NTA, but holy shit you're a fucking retard. You realize that BLADE even posted there with a trip, then posted here with his old trip confirming it was him, and could have pointed out that someone was impersonating him if that was actually the case?
>>97090864>BLADE did something to prove it was two people>That obviously means they were both the same person!
>>97090864Don’t be ridiculous, I, BLADE, would never do that.
>>97090714I like a lot of the zelda and castlevania jumps. I just don't post about them unless I have a question or am recommending them in response to someone elses question.
>>97090714Zelda and castlevania are great. Their often a centerpiece for my chains. Zeldas a great place for a relatively young jumper to grow. And I've yet to see a successful vampire chain happen without going at least to one castlevania.
Can anyone recommend an excellent jump where I can acquire a sword, a bow, lamp oil, rope, bombs, and an annoying fairy companion/follower?
>>97091579Peter Pan.
>>97091579Swords? Bows? Lamp oil? Boms and fae? Their yours my friend! As long as you go to enough zelda jumps.
>>97091579Exalted
>>97091579>Sonic Adventure has a set of rolling upgrades that change between jumps, also Chao can be annoying if you want.>DOTA 2 has a perk that makes you great at crafting random junk, plus Dark Willow is a very mean fairy girl.I can't speak to their quality, I enjoy both. But they're definitely places you can get those.
>>97066943 [Pacific Drive]Station Wagon (Free)ARC Device (Free)Oppy’s gas station (Free)Mechanic’s headset (Free)VROOM.I took off towards the heart of the anomaly, leaving behind another surprised driver and desperate radio pings from some nearly abandoned research facility with the irritation of a border patrol officer spotting a man stuff a bag of crack up his ass while climbing through barbed wire with his bare hands. Each anomaly that nearly waylaid me from the road just increased that irritation, a crescendo of improper zoning that sloughed from me in a wave of pallid resonances. Everywhere I drove, white flames forcibly reverted everything in sight back to normalcy. I didn’t stop until I reached the threshold (which was not a place) and looked over the horizon (which was not present in any direction) to speak to the Wave (which was not a discrete entity as understood in the mortal sense). I looked deep into the swirling maelstrom of unbeing, and my gaze became crueler and harder than any Judge of Duat as I forced definition upon it. I stared down the unblinking abyss as space-time deformed like wineglasses and rang with the music of the spheres. And in Edenic, I spoke to the eye within the darkness, saying “This is private property. On behalf of the naked apes I apologise for the unsolicited intrusion, but your level of scrutiny is completely unacceptable. Lower your attention or turn away, or I’ll come through there and poke you”And the Wave (which was also an eye).Blinked.As it turned out, it didn’t want to be poked. A few binding Old Realm oaths later and the anomaly ceased as I came out with some of it bottled for study and replication.
>>97090564Shard's hate and love are so close that he can't distinguish them properly anymore. He will spend weeks, if not months or years, obsessing on something he 'hates', reading wikis, writing fanfics, writing jumps and arguing way too much about it in forums.
>>97092378I wish someone hated me like that.
>>97092397Shards hatred is hatred akin to Gohanposter anon. You don't want that aimed at you.
>>97088477Yeah that sounds like novel. Not bad though, it's great that it's grabbing you and keeping your attention. I hope you continue to have fun.
>>97088477Damn, that sounds awesome anon! Good job!
>Lesser Key about to get another buff and reaffirm itself as the strongest option in all Nasu jumpsSalmon Corpse bros, we are eating good tonight.
>>97092397Seconding the other anon here. You really don't.
Saw a dead possum on the way to school, can't believe Red is gone...
>>97092757Goetia is the new grand caster?
I got sucked into Mushoku Tensei and spent like months fantasizing about my jump there, what I'd do, how I'd interact with the story, how I'd interact with the characters, what romance I'd pursue, etc and it felt great. I dropped the series and hate it at this point though and call it shitty isekai slop because it mistreated the characters I liked. But now I can't get immersed or invested in anything any more. I can open a jump doc for something I've read or watched it played but it's just a drop down list of perks I don't really have any deep attachment to. I can fantasize about the worlds I like but I can't seriously fantasize about them for more than a few minutes. Tried making jumps for series I've enjoyed recently but it still doesn't really help.This sucks.I guess I should be blogposting on /a/ instead of here since it's not really exclusively jumpchain related. What's your jumper's superhero name? I like Mirage on serious superhero worlds or Flashlight Girl on deconstruction ones (like One Punch Man, which has a pair of pretty shitty jump docs). Jumper uses light magic and illusions.
>>97092757But Anons kept telling me that Goetia is the weakest Beast?
>>97093221That's the fucked up part. It's not wrong. Beasts are threats that nominally take entire teams of Grand Servants to safely bring down. The weakest Beast is in fact qualified to be the strongest Caster. It's just that Goetia, simply by using his brain, turned out to be more ontologiclaly difficult to remove and dangerous than most Beasts because most Beasts just kind of wave their hands around to remake local reality into something they like, eat everything in sight like a fat man at a buffet, and spout pretentious schizobabble about how they're going to become God or kill themselves. Or both.
>>97093301It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
>>97093221Goetia had the same mana output as Tiamat, and Beast III and IV were always shown in a Larval state. He was only potentially weaker than Beast VII at her fullest and Draco as well. But he was certainly craftier and had more varied powers than them.
>>97093109What did you dislike about it? I know most people at least love it up until turning point 4, and then it starts to slow down and the final fights may not be as hype for them.
JJK Edo Period (my OC fanfic half shitpost jump) is finished!https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QaRFJI7QtxgYmbpePDcGDdaergLBhY8n/view?usp=drivesdk
>>97094696More JJK? YES PLEASE! Looks at waifus, oh, we have a Makima? Nice. Awesome, will look at the other stuff right now.Thanks for the Jump Psycho. Was wondering if you were working on something.
>>97094089Didn't like how it treated Linia and Pursena and grew to resent every other character.
The body is roundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiOw4U6fiYQ
>>97085029>179 - Last Origin>Drawbacks>Location & Time>Background choices30 years oldHuman>PurchasesDamage Art (Free)Artistry Given Life (Free)Thoughtful Leader (Free)True Magnetism (Free)Enhanced Human (900)Harmless Space Radiation (700)The B.I.G. Corn (400)Their Only Commander (100)Canned Tuna Supply Crate (Free)Orca 2 (0, -300 CP item stipend)>Ending OptionMove On
>>97093221He can at least keep up with them and his position as the foundation of Solomon's magecraft gives him the most versatile powerset out of all the Beast so far.
>>97093109You have my sympathy, the list of IP I've thought of jumping only to ditch is longer than any chain I've made.Current jumper's superhero name would be 'Apostate' but he's not been to any superhero jumps yet. By the time he gets to one, I expect it'll be something to the effect of 'Entropic Dynamo Gold'.
>>97093012rip red
>>97093012>>97097385Red found out someone wanted to make a Celestial fic jump while crossing the street.
>>97097465I mentioned the idea to her once and she merely got angry/embarrassed, such an attack should not kill.
Drive isn't working on my phone for whatever reason, can someone post the Quirk from MHA that lets you make Trigger and inject it with your tongue? I think
>>97098759
>>97098759 >Quirk 8 (Trigger): The Quirk User’s tongue may be transformed into a needle-like tendrilthat can pierce human flesh, and inject a substance resembling the drug called Trigger. This substance has the power to augment the target’s Quirk in dramatic yet volatile ways. When targeting someone without a Quirk gene, it can even facilitate the growth of one. The substance begins working soon after entering the target’s body, mutating theirQuirk gene. This could transform Quirks like fire breath into complete fire manipulation, ormake a heavier punch strong enough to crater streets as examples. In all such cases, whatever it was is now stronger. On the other hand, there’s several major issues. First, the user is immune to their own Quirk. Second, while the augmentation is generally permanent, those affected are oftenmutated along with their Quirks and can become monstrous or unrecognizable. Thoseoriginally without a Quirk gene are at risk of health complications as well. Additionally, while the substance is circulating through a target’s system, they’ll suffer from reduced cognitive abilities that may include: heightened aggression, mood swings, delusions of grandeur, delusions of impending doom, mania, and more. They’ll be fine after, but generally rampage when first dosed unless heavily restrained.There you go.
>>97096847Olga and potentially Tamamo could be just as versatile.Olga is just a retard, though. And Tamamo has chronic bad luck and she is also a retard.
This place is kinda dead.
>>97098786A sussy quirk.
Val's back
>>97099057And? Do you expect me to simp for a foid?
>>97094696Your welfare build has been deposited in the other thread.
>>97099399Sup Shard, how you doing?
>>97099427Ah, tired as shit frankly, not helped by the STUPID POINTLESS academic ceremony I have to go to tomorrow. Hate for Hazbin still burns bright tho
>>97099309No mister Bond I expect you to foid for a simp.
>>97099440That sucks to hear. Hope you get that stuff done quick. At least your Hazbin hate is keeping you going. And if it does so, I can't wait to see the result.
>Val is backWell that's a curveball. Still doubt we'd even get an update on a jump let alone a new one.
>>97099498Val straight up said there's no plans to write anymore, so yeah pretty much.>>97099492I played myself like a damn fool by initially deciding I could get away with single perklines because any given character is so fucking incompetent I cannot in good conscience justify double perklines even to represent the general archetype of them, and then coming up with a shitload of single perklines.
>>97099539>and then coming up with a shitload of single perklines.So, so much incompentence we basically have a ton of origins? Neato, gives us more room I'd say, but that must be pain to workshop. Leaving aside the perks, I worry for the items category. Drawbacks though I imagine you have plenty of material for.
>>97099539>>97099561>Drawbacks though I imagine you have plenty of material for.Crippling addiction to rubber ducks?
>>97099568And a 50 CP drawbacks to be comically bad at being bad literally named Danny Do-Bad, yeah. God this show is certainly not lacking for drawback ideas.
