bugs smooching Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>97056370>Thread Question:Planning any big hobby purchases for black Friday?
1st for balls
You fuckers split threads again
>TQ I bought a Switch 2 so Ima hold on, gotta decent backlog anyway.
>>97059616>t. the lazy hanger-on who never goes to the trouble of making the thread and bitches when others don’t make it quickly enough
>>97059616Wasn't intentional. If people start posting more in the other one I'll delete this one, I'm not pressed over it
>>97059592If those bugs want biomass, I'll it to them.
>>97059592>TQNah. I'm doing NNMIN.
>>97059633>t. pressed over it
>>97059616>>97059633We just use this one and hop to the other one when this one is full. Standard protocol for split threads.
>>97059592>TQalready didBought six new brushes, a few paints, basing material
If I use fronteris and imperialis will I just end up switching to a curated terrain set instead? Obviously imperialis will look way cooler but playability wise?
>>97059643Nah that other thread is full of fucking faggots man I wouldnt wipe my ass with that thread
>>97059656Trying too hard
>>97059656>t.decalfag
>>97059656Its dead, just ignore it.
>>97059637Surely buying paint bundles, airbrushes, and bulk tufts off amazon doesn't count as new models anon. Think of the savings
>>97059592>TQJust found out the LGS is doing a store wide buy one get one 50% off for everything in the store on Friday. So my plans just went from nothing to probably picking up some spearheads or knights.
>>97059592Stupid sexy bugs
>>97059686What spearheads you looking at anon
>>97059686Knights are a force of nature, go big or go home big fella!
>>97059698Ew, going with spearhead for sure now, thanks for making the decision easier for me
>>97059627Not only have I never done that, I have never even SEEN anyone else doing that. You are literally making up a guy to be mad at>>97059633Surprisingly reasonable>>97059643Whiiich no one follows
>>97059708I see you Risotto, go to hell.
>>97059697Nighthaunts and Slaves to Darkness methinks
If one were to throw in with Chaos, in which setting would it be most preferable to do so? 40k, HH, WHFB, AoS, or TOW?
>>97059731None of them, because it is the same shit in each setting.
>>97059731In the case of slaanesh>40k: marines can't fuck.>Other warhams: green light for fucking.
>>97059717Oh little schizo
>>97059761Busted
>>97059722Nighthaunt are very fun to paint. Even done up really simply they're pretty cool
>>97059592>Planning any big hobby purchases for black Friday?if i had the money for that then maybe
>>97059808Hell yeah, they look dope. They do seem somewhat light effort to paint and that is influencing me as someone with a decent pile of shameAlso ghost tits.
I like the new stealth suits :)
>>97059849I think I still prefer the originals but the new ones are pretty nice.
>>97059849i don't like that i have to run them in units of 5
>>97059878Can't point exactly what it is but the 3rd edition era pictures have somethin that makes them instantly recognizable. Not sure if they used some kind of filter.
>>97059848You can really scream through them to get them painted. I will say that removing mouldlines off all the tattered cloth is a little annoying, but after a while you get a sense for where they're placing them and it goes really fast. If you do go with them, leave them off the base into you prime them and blast them from the underside with black before sticking them on the bases and doing your normal prime, it can be frustrating to get up inside their deeper folds when they're all put together.
Someone needs to rip this and turn into an STL
>>97059891That was a big fucking blunder.
Repainted my Daemon Prince to lead my fledgling Nurgle Daemons army. He was a hideous yellow and red before
>>97059911That's just a sanguinary guard.
>>97059915Dude really nice stuff we have here, I mean what a treat. Gorgeous popping colors, wonderfully festive bases. Your cookin with high heat here partner!
>>97059891Well I was talking about the models but if we are talking rules then I don't like that they have less wargear than the previous ones despite being the improved hot new shit in lore.
>>97059946Do they? They still have burst cannons and 1 in 5 fusion blaster.
>>97059915Lovely green
>>97059911Not printable at scale, it would be unreadable
>>97059930a captain probably
>>97059930with some of the ba captain gear
>>97059911Is that an angelsteel chainsword? Bad-ass.
>>97059932>>97059975Thanks bros. Really want to make this army pop, bright colors all around.
>>97059911Blood Angels just ooze swag
>>97059901Note appreciated. Still not decided on what 2 tone I'd airbrush but leaning towards something overly edgey.
>>97059911doneyou can thank me later
>>97059518you da man
>>97060019I don't know if you've seen them, but you might like the greenstuff world leaf punches. Would give you even more control and variability for your leaves
>>97059911Surely the secondaries aren't this hobbyphobic that they need someone to make this for them
>>97059878i like the colors
>>97060057Have you made something like that? Can we see?
>>97060067You know he hasn't
Been buying different factions units all month, still cant decide what I want my first army to be. Now leaning towards Dark Angels. Are DA players well respected patricians, or are they looked at like ultramarines players? Also, check out my first unit of dark angels I just painted.
For the anon who wanted the Boarding Actions GSC detachments. I got held up changing a car battery
>>97060097
>>97060097based
>>97060097You too? Man, I don't know what it is this week but I've had dead batteries in both my cars within a week
>AoS getting rules for designing bespoke units and terrain featuresJAMES! WHERE'S MY EQUAL ATTENTION CAKE? JAAAAAMES!
>>97059643But then we're taking up two thread slots on /tg/. We could be blocking other threads or bumbing threads off.
>>97060115Shame
>>97059849I do too but I already have 9 and ain’t buying the new ones anytime soon.
>>97059530>And then he goes and knowingly makes a deal with the actual reality parasites he absolutely despises to gain some vague power, even though that is horrible fucking idea and the Emperor should be 100% aware it will come bite him in the ass.>Then there's also the dumb shit where now primarchs aren't just Emperor's kids, they are infact some dumbshit warp entities who were given human bodies, which unnecessary and pointless and doesn't serve to make the setting or story more interesting.That's awful, what the fuck
/40kg/, please help me settle a debate with a (not very good) friend. said friend is an annoying hdg fag, and will gleefully talk about how "the compact is just so powerful you guys and they could beat the entire 40k universe easily"please trash this dipshit
>>97060190Show him your dick. Its obvious he just wants you to shove something down his gullet with all the yapping.
Meet captain Cassian Terenas. He looks like Lysander, however due to international copyright laws, it’s not.
>>97060190What’s HDG?
Probably the last update before collage submission. I finished up all the highlighting and even did the lightning and the heat vents. Now all that's left is a bit of freehanding and I want your guys opinion on the 3 main ideas that I currently have:>Night lords symbol on left shoulder + eye on the jetpack sphereDefinitely doing these two, im just arranging the text>Blood crow on the left leg over the lightning to mix the lore/model a bit with the bird chest pieceIm unsure if this one is a bit "too much" and I should just leave the lightning as is, or if it sounds cool and I should try it.>A couple of marks/tattoos/brands on the flesh scarfUnsure if again, too much of a good thing. If not, should I do imperium tattoos (cause its imperium flesh being used) or chaos tattoos/brands (since its a chaos model)lemme know some of your thoughts.
>>97060095congrats on coming out, I know this must have been a difficult time
>>97060223Nice bash
>>97060095Theyre looked at like gay ultramarines. Don't let that stop you though. BA are whiny bitchfags and spacewolves are furries. Pick your poison.
>>97060227Looking good. I like the skin.
>>97060190And any DBZ character could solo both universes with one hand tied behind their back
>>97060244Still need to do this with his cape but I'm taking a bit of a break with him.
>>97060259Even jamcha? Or farmer with a shotgun?
>>97060225deeply retarded sci-fi porn setting where plant aliens how absolute dominance over 14 galaxies and conquer humanity, turning them all to pets and sex slavesits fans are notoriously annoying and fanwanky over the fact that their mary sues are in fact, overpoweredall of 40k together would still obviously beat themthe forerunners, flood, daot-era humans or war in heaven-era eldar/necrons still shitstomp them, though
>>97060227I say do a tiny Aquila or something on the skin. Or the classic mom heart meme tattoo.
>>97060256Thanks, im real happy with it. >>97060275Classic mom heart sounds really funny I might do that on the back of that one.
>>97060231>>97060252Which lore makes them the gay ones?
>>97060268*especially* those two
why didn't the emperor create a death god/afterlife to keep humanity's souls from chaos? is he stupid?
Anyone have any good 40k or 30k desktop wallpapers? Asking for a friend that isnt autistic enough to come here
>>97060283their primarch is named after a gay poet and was literally in a closet for centuries.
>>97060317Yes.
>>97060283The Dark Angel is a poem by Lionel Johnson about how his inner need to suck dicks and eat c um was the dark angel inside of him/his fursona.
>>97060317He may well have.
>>97060108It's because when bad things happen the universe piles on to really make you suffer, and you'll see oher people win the lottery for a m illion bucks but you might win 2 dollars, one time, so the good luck never pans out to actually balance out the bad.
>>97060326You're not wrong but the choice of words is awful.
How does holstered Plasma Pistol work? Can I just slap on a normal holstered pistol and have it be okay?Otherwise was thinking of cutting to top part of a plasma pistol off and slapping it on the holster to make it clear its plasma
>>97060097necrons?
>>97060317Ofc. He is a parasite that larps as Sigmar after all
I hate that GW stopped putting dates on events. Ironically it gives people less freedom instead of more because now there's no way to know when things happened. The whole "time is relative since the rigt" thing sucks balls too.
>>97060272>deeply retarded sci-fi porn setting where plant aliens how absolute dominance over 14 galaxies and conquer humanity, turning them all to pets and sex slaves>Human domestication guideThis is literally just bad porn, your friend is a faggot and should feel bad.
>>97060227Damn what a great idea. I'll steal it.
Some of the new lore from the new Cal novelAbout Ultramar:>-Most of humanity lives miserable lives. Roboute intends to make Ultramar a shining beacon of what the Imperium could be. To restructure the Imperium in its image to allow humanity to shrug off thousands of years of backwardness and failure. The rebuilding of Ultramar also serves a practical purpose. It's the most efficient way to secure the southeastern parts of the Imperium.>-Bjarni (former Space Wolf) of the Wolf Spears believes that Roboute will get frustrated as his efforts to reform the Imperium fail, causing him to take more and more control until he sits on the Throne of Terra.>-The rebuilding of Ultramar isn't going smoothly. There are a number of Imperial worlds that refuse to be brought back to the fold of Ultramar. Though they are loyal, their rulers do not wish to give up their power and sovereignty to the Ultramarines. The Ultramarines will have to be violent with them to force compliance. >-The fallout of the Plagure Wars is still causing trouble, and Chaos continues to press against the northern boundaries of Ultramar. Eight Xenos species are threatening Ultramar, among them are magna-threat level Xenos factions such as the Necrons, T'au, Tyranids, and Orks.>-Felix was assigned to reclaim and rebuild the territory once ruled by the Sotharan League. Felix questions the wisdom of reclaiming it since it's a ruin plagued by pirates. might be a waste of much-needed resources. He believes that the ten shield chapters would not be enough to reclaim all of Ultramar. Not even a hundred chapters would be enough.>-Felix and Bjarni discuss Calgar. Calgar feels humbled by his reduced status. His pride is still wounded. His Primarch has eclipsed him.
>>97060339Which one?
>>97060348The general state of the Imperium: It has been 15 years since the Fall of Cadia. Imperium Sanctus is much safer, but it hasn't been stabilized yet. The metastory of the setting has advanced three years past the Plague Wars.Roboute crossed into Imperium Nihilus via the Attilan Gap to begin the reconquest of the north. Note the term "reconquest" rather than reclaim. Imperial expectations and hopes are lower than they were at the start of the Crusade.
>>97060190>>97060272If you’re friends with a hdgfag, you must be a gay man wearing girl clothes aka a trooon
>>97060348fuck off kais
>>97059911BA swag is always on point.
>>97059895They actually had to paint the models and the set and put them in display for a picture.Unlike today that they just digitally paint in the worst case or photoshop the shit out of any picture they take
>>97060358War in Heaven lore:>-One of the major locations where the events of the novel take place is a World Engine at the edge of a blackhole. During the War in Heaven, it seems that the enemies of the Necrons collapsed a system star to destroy the World Engine. >-The World Engine evaded destruction but was caught in the temporal distortion of the Blackhole, freezing it in time. This meant that the World Engine spent 60 million years spared from the decay that befell the rest of the Necrons. Contained on the World Engine was the Ur-Programming and the fresh codings of the Necrons that Cawl needs to activate his Pylons in large numbers.>-n the orbit of the World Engine, there were frozen Necron tomb ships and ancient Aeldari ships frozen amidst battle. The Aeldari ships do not match the ship types of modern Aeldari.>-On the surface of the tomb world, there were Necron and ancient Aeldari warriors frozen as they battled each other. Cawl examined a dead ancient Aeldari warrior. His armour was different than that worn by modern Aeldari. It lacked the soul gems modern Aeldari usually wear. His shuriken weapon was shorter than modern ones, with a different firing mechanism that was exposed and resembled a crossbow.
>>97060223Every terminator sculpt is improved via crotch plate
>>97060371yeah so much swag lmao
>>97060227Very nice anon
>>97060095Just because they are "dark" angels doesn't mean you can't use a light when you take a picture of them
>>97060259Can't sailor moon summon the big bang?
>>97059754>he doesn’t know
>>97060362friend is a troon, i actually like chicks though
>>97060322Google 40k gallery
>>97060371>>97060382expectation vs reality
>>97060272>dominance over 14 galaxies and conquer humanity, turning them all to pets and sex slavesThis sounds utterly retarded. Is it grimdark or noblebright?
>>97060376Vashtorr lore:>-Space Marines, both loyal and traitor, have been known to break and flee before beings at the scale of Vashtorr's power. Indeed, loyalist Space Marines are not immune to the primal fear evoked by the presence of daemons.>-Vashtorr was born through technology, and his influence travels through technology. The souls of machines sing to him, yearn for him. Some holy forms of technology can resist his call, but Vashtorr could overpower most of them, crushing their resistance with ease.>-Vashtorr is a reflection of the lives of machines. Mortals cannot comprehend Vashtorr because he is not a demigod of mortals. He is the demigod of machines. >--Like the untold numbers of the realms of the other Chaos Powers and entities, the Forge of Souls was not of the true Warp, which is the evershifting formless energy waves of the Realm of Chaos. It is persistent. As solid as any copereal anything in the Materium. It was not a real place and yet not unreal. Solid but as real as a nightmare. It is the hell of machines.>-Vashrorr is eternal. Vashtorr always existed. The moment the first sentient being created tools, Vashtorr was there. >-The Vashtorr mortals see in the Materium is but a fragment of the true Vashtorr. Vashtorr and the Forge of Souls are one.
>>97060332anyone got any idea?
>>97060406It's porn. It's literally porn.
>>97060386I dont have a hobby light yet. And now I can see the spots I missed.
>>97060410osl glowing holster
>>97059911Blood Angels are so gayStormcast Eternal lookin ass
>>97060408>-By binding contracts, the Soul Grinders owe their loyalty to Vashtorr above their gods.>Vashtorr is honest. He will always fulfill his end of the bargain and give you what's in the terms of the deal.>-Vashtorr desires Cawl. Rarely has the pitiful species of mankind produced a genius of his caliber. Vashtorr has been fed by Cawl's innovations, and he hungers for more. Cawl has a deliciously powerful mind that is heavy in the Warp. It's filled with strange blends of knowledge and feasts of experiences. Vashtorr wishes to claim Cawl for his Forge. The events of the previous novel and this one were orchestrated by Vashtorr to enable Cawl to achieve his goals and to position him somewhere he could claim him.>Vashtorr seeks to not only claim Cawl but also the Attilan Gap. Vashtorr is powerful, but when he is physically manifested, even he cannot cross the Great Rift without being delayed by its violent turbalance. The Gap would grant Vashtorr easy access to both parts of the galaxy to enact his plans. By ensuring that Cawl succeeded at Raukos, Vashtorr is guaranteeing that Cawl would unwittingly gift him a stable passage to the two parts of the galaxy.>--As a side mission, Vashtorr assigned a champion Soul Grinder to hunt down a certain soul in Imperium Nihilus. A soul on a world where red-armoured marines fought to save the Imperium.That's all.
>>97060406looking at it objectively it's grimdark but since it's porn and the people who like it are retarded it's "noblebright"
>>97060413>those shin mould linesanon please...
>>97060426No one can notice from tabletop distance right? I'm trying to optimize speed here.
>>97060410just say it's plasma, it really doesn't matter when wargear is free.
>>97060408vashtorr is retarded chaoswank
>>970603331/3
>>970604672/3
>>97060467Thank you,
>>97059895Physical film camera, old studio lighting tech, limited digital alteration. Even if they took a photo of the same models today it would look different with the new equipment and editing procedure.
>>970604773/3
>>97060490so are these from a new book or an older book?
>>97060412Oh, then why do they take it seriously? That's like treating all the 40k porn as canon.
Loli sisters of battle
>>97060497Book from 2024https://www.warhammer.com/en-WW/shop/warhammer-40k-boarding-actions-2024-eng
>>97060499Probably because a lot of people on the internet pretend to be cool rich chads but are actually fat, autistic, poor and couldn't get laid from a prostitute.
>>97060423>>Vashtorr is honest. He will always fulfill his end of the bargain and give you what's in the terms of the deal.>trust me bro, daemons would never lie for their own benefitVashtorr is using Abaddon so he can become a god, and in this bargain it also means that he must let Abaddon kill him because that's what Abaddon truely wants. He wants to kill chaos and get rid of it.This is what I mean that Vashtorr is stupid.More they write for him more of his lore is just nonsense that has no meaning.
>>97060497Theyre from the most current version of Boarding Actions which is from the beginning of 10th, so a few years old at this point.They did a little future-proofing, pic-relared.
>>97060499fans are retarded and all huff their own farts
>>97060514Vash the Tor is just the excuse to make Dark Mechanicus a thing that isn't totally overlapped with Mechanicus with vash as the chaos Omnissiah.
>>97060514Abaddon rules real space, and Vashtorr becomes a god. They're going to be enemies after their deal is over.
>>97060422Stormcast have been reinvented like three or four times in the past ten years. It's gotten to the point that when you say something looks stormcast you almost have to specify which iteration of stormcast. Send help.
>lorefaggotry
>>97060503Can you post the Tau and Kroot, please?
>>97060317Uhm, sweaty, the emperor's table?
>>97060332Just a holstered pistol, it can count as any sidearm available to the load out
>>97060444And Cawl isn't you dumnfuck Imperial fag.
>>97060536We're supposed to pretend that looks bad, man the contrarianism around here is somethin
>>97060541nta but they're all on Wahapedia.
>>97060485You think they used film cameras in the early 2000s? Digital cameras were already common.>Even if they took a photo of the same models today it would look different with the new equipment and editing procedure.Yeah that's what I mean. It's not the models themselves, it's something about the pictured but it's very characteristic in a way no other edition has. You can show me any picture GW took during 3rd and I would be able to recognize it's from 3rd just because of that.
>>97060422Trying too hard
call me naive, but i'm genuinely hyped as fuck for this gameplayed iron harvest and i think it had flaws, but the game was obviously solidi really do feel like it can be great
>>97060551any faction getting anything new and positive is wank slop etc, any faction losing is just jobbing for another faction. No new 40k material should ever be printed
>>97060559don't use phrases you don't understand the meaning of, fecalfag
>>97060536Where is the cock?
>>97060551no cawl is equally retardedbut i dislike chaos more because basically all "story progression" in warhammer is fluffing off chaos
>>97060561I can't really ger excites when the game contains not a single classic space marine unit. Didn't even see terminators or scouts when they announced it.
So the Ultramarines, with ten additional successor chapters and whole armies of their version of the Imperial Guard, can't secure or reclaim just 500 worlds?What happened to the Imperium?
>>97060529>is just the excuse to make Dark MechanicusThey could've just done that anyway?Just say that during the 10 000 years since the Mars Schism, the Dark mech just set up shop inside the Forge of Souls where they make daemon engines for chaos warbands who can afford them. No Vashtorr needed.>>97060530Vashtorr's and Abaddon's deal is to let Vash become god, and Vash then at the same time lets Abaddon get access to a weapon that lets him kill the gods.Either Vash is>1. lying out of his ass and stringing Abby along and Vash will never pay his end of the bargain then try to kill him at the earliest convenience since it is quite literally in Vashtorr's own self interest to NOT let Abaddon get what he wants>2. Vash is Grade A moron who is quite literally handing a gun to the very guy who wants to kill him and rest of his bretheren>3. Yabbadabbadon, guy who hates chaos, is a Grade A moron for putting his trust in a CHAOS daemon, whose only arguments for help are "Just trust me bro"This shit is fucking god awful and probably the stupidest fucking shit that I've ever seen written in 40k.For how any person finds this shit "interesting" is fucking beyond me.
>>97060570They only did that once from what I remember
>>97060567Don't compare me to your scapegoat third party shitposter
>>97060561I'm excited too anon. Loved DoW1. Haven't played any other DoW cause they never sounded appealing. I am mostly excited for the eventual chaos update.
>>97060536Why don't space marines get massive popped collars like that? There's Mephiston sure but his collar looks like crap.
>>97060595>They could've just done that anyway?Look faggot I'm not an insider I'm just telling you how it is.
>>97060595abby and vashtorr are likekaldor drego-level mary sues
>>97060595The weapon isn't a god killer. It's a fate-altering weapon meant to allow Abaddon to conquer the galaxy and topple the Imperium without him bending the knee to the Chaos Gods.Abaddon's plans against the Chaos Gods will come after he secures the Throne of Terra for himself.
Place your bets>Reworked version of the old Stompa kit with new weapon options>Entirely new Stompa kit>Fuck it, plastic Gargant
>>97060611primmies kinda do, because big daddy cawl says so
>>97060561>crons>orks>mech>space marines
>>97060558>Digital cameras were already common.They were around, but not super common for studio photography. Granted I don't know what White Dwarf used.
>>97060227night lords chads rise up
>>97060619I don't understand but as much as it would be cool to have 200 dollars of a single plastic model I don't want to spend 200 dollars on a single plastic model.
>>97060619plastic trazyn who will steal grotmas
>>97060227>night lordsinsanely based
>>97060638meanwhile animeniggas spend like a grand on individual goon figures
Anons are triggered by the idea of an honest daemon....
>>97060619I think there's a greater likelihood of new mega nobs, and maybe new kans or a dredd. They're making good money right now releasing elite units do that's mote than likely going to be the focus
>>97060631Might also be the resolution. The pictures were quite crunchy even in the printed books.
>>97060638You can get them for fairly cheap on ebay now since that Stompa Boyz box came out. I got mine for like $130. Ran it during the un-nerfed More Dakka era and it was fucking hilarious.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97060618Yeah, I don't fucking care. This shit is retarded, Vasthorr is stupid, Abaddon is a moron and this entire plot line is biggest retarded a waste of fucking time
How do you keep track of the game when making a written battle report? Do you write a quick summary as things happen while you take photos and then elaborate after the game? Maybe after each turn?
>>97060656so do warhammer fans you fucking retard
>>97060225>>97060272What does HDG stand for? High Dildo Guardians?
>>97060638Meanwhile, what $200 for a single plastic model looks like in Japan
>>97060656I am le not going to spend that much money on anything I deem worthy of not spending money on.
>>97060684If this is a new model it would be more though.>>97060708How big and/or small is this?
>>97060694agreed, anon. agreed. the only cool chaos storyline they could do is bring malice back
>>97060698Nobody actually buys titans
>>97060652>>97060634Ave dominus brothers>>97060384Thanks boss.
>>97060700>>97060225Human domestication guide.
>>97060724Here's it next to a pack of cigs. It's 1/60th scale, so the pilot figure included (You can see him behind the shield) is like the size of a D&D mini.
>>97060724idk about that kit in particular, but my brother is big into gunpla, and the difference in $$$ seems to be less about size and more about detail and functionality. a $12 entry grade kit and a $75 real grade kit of the same exact gundam will both be in 1/144 scale, about 7 inches tall, but one will have very basic surface plates and joints with no internal structure, while the other will have very complicated assembly and articulation with full internal components and often more accessories as well. there are larger ones that are $100-200+ and those tend to be about a foot to a foot and a half tall once built, with even more complicated assemblies
With the amount of tyranids the imperium kills, why don't they just eat tyranid meat? The average imperial citizen is eating goyslop so real protein would be an improvement.
>>97060558Actual usable cameras that we can understand today started showing up by the end of 2010.2000 to 2010 in professional setting was this mix bag of film and digital.Film rapidly phase out as the 2010 got closer but the early 2000. The technology was there, but is was not cheap and/or trusted to be mass accepted as it go when the 2010 hit.It was almost like a switch.
>>97060767Tyranid meat eats you right back. Microscopically, its a bunch of smaller tyranids devouring your cells.
>>97060770I do remember having a digital camera around 2006 or 2008? So closer to 2010 I suppose.
>>97060408This shit is sooooo gay. >oh yeah the tech faction is these basically immortal robots that killed old gods before the setting really started. And they have no souls.>also there’s this fledgling race that is quickly advancing through technological advancement. They also have weak impact on the warp.>but also this super badass edgy tech chaos god is all about technology guys he’s so cool and like, is all about technology!!
>>97060613Draigo is a less of a mary sue than either of them.Draigo's whole business is just that he is a grey knight who is good at killing/banishing daemons and he is stuck in the Warp.That's hell of a lot tamer than Mr. Magicman "I control all of technology and just my meer presence makes every piece of tech become my bitch" or Mr. Marine Sufferage activist "as long as you don't consent chaos cannot corrupt you"
>>97060773So just cook it good. Like pork. It's fine.
>>97060773So cook it then? There's a reason why we don't eat raw meat, we use heat and fire to denature the proteins.
>>97060791You dont get it, youd have to roast it to the point of it being black at which point you might as well just eat coal instead for all the nutrition itll give you.
>>97060773>every cell of a tyranid is another separate tyranidthat's fucking retardeddo those smaller tyranids have even smaller 'nids inside of them?
>>97060798That's never been said in the lore.You can definetly just cook it and it becomes edible.Time to let the hungry hungry caterpillars have a taste (heh) of their own medicine.
Awoo with me sisters!
>>97060798that doesn't make sense though you could just cook it to the point of killing any possibly harmful micro-organisms which is far beneath the point of being blackened like you've described
>>97060824Awoo
if ethereals are such a large part of the tau race, why are they largely being written out of the army?aun'shi? gone, aun'va? gone, only a single basic ethereal still in the army, reduced to a cheap utility piece the same cost as some bumfuck fireblade.
>>97060737>>97060708These are two different kits of the same mech
>>97060840They're important. Can't risk them dying.
>>97060773same reason you dont eat orks
>>97060827Leave ground pork on your counter for a week. Prepare it however you like. You will get sick. There are things you can't get rid of once they are present in tissue
>>97060840The same reason why you don't see regular Imperial nobles fighting in the trenches.Or someone like an Inquistor, yeah inquisitors can fight but they are important and tend to leave combat to their underlings.
>>97060857thats not because of harmful micro-organisms thats because of rotspoilage produces byproducts like lactic acid and ammonia and shit which makes you sick when you eat it
>>97060840They didnt redeem the Mirrorcodex. Bloody gue’la basterds
>>97060870And you think Tyranids, intergalactic species that literally oozes death out of every orifice, spike and pore, doesnt have even more awful things than that coursing through its tissues?
>>97060849That was funny in the Ghaz novel.>turbokroot is fed a morsel of Makari meat>within minutes has transformed into a fungal colony
>>97060887If you cook or boil the tyranid meat it gets rid of the toxins since they break apart in high heat.
>>97060887I never said they didnt, I just said you wouldnt need to blacken meat to remove whatever microorganisms were in itthe meat is probably spoiled by other shit since they have like acid glands and all that type of shitI would bet that some small subsection of some of them is edible though if prepared properlyWhich doesn't even matter since Imperials probably wouldnt eat it anyway and perceive putting it in their body as some sort of xenos influence related heresy
>>97060843No it's not you baboon. http://www.dalong.net/reviews/pg/p16/p16_p.htmOther tidbits I'm gonna lump into one last post about this kit since I don't wanna spend all my time in the 40k thread talking about gundams>Fully poseable kit, including the fingers (though pre-posed hands are included if you want something more stable)>Armor can open up to expose various hatches>All armor is removable so you can display the complete inner frame>Accessory storage is built into the stand so you don't lose anything>If you want to spurge an extra $150 on an LED upgrade kit (Or $50 for a third party one) you can include inside the kit to light it up with different color displays, the kit is still poseable with this installed
>>97060781Correct. Never said they didn't exist, but for the professional setting they stay in this strange place of using film and digital for about a decade.Mostly because the tech was getting cheaper and better every month.So you bough the fancy digital camera for your studio and the next month bam! There is a cheaper a noticeable better model.The average photography fan like you and I got a random digital camera and was happy. But the guys making a living out of it, had a rather annoying decade. So film and digital coexisted for a lot longer than it should.Today even cheap Chinese phones have better cameras than the ones in the 2000s. The lens might still be shit though
What should I name my Craftworld?
are there any confirmed black Friday deals for 40k or......?
>>97060940Pussycum Belchdick
>>97060689damn straight
>>97060949One of the websites i buy my 40k from does bf deals. Try locally.
>>97060840What are they gonna do? Melee? Shooting? They're spiritual leaders.
>>97060919Makes sense.
>>97060967I think they used to be half-decent melee fighters in like 4th/5th with some morale rules tacked on.
>>97060949At my LGS :)
>>97060727*real titans Everyone I know who has a titan has a recast or print
>>97060950no that's awful
>>97060727>>97061003I bought a titan a few weeks back for $50, parts of it feel legit while others feel like recasts.
I did not care for the Night Lords books. I don't know why everyone froths over them because they were pretty mid in almost every aspect.
>>97061003Yeah and those cost 300 at max unless you're getting scammed
>>97061033I saw froth and my mind went to female hrothgar and now I'm disappointed there are none
>>97060376>His shuriken weapon was shorter than modern ones, with a different firing mechanism that was exposed and resembled a crossbow.This is fucking lame as shit
>>97060967> They're spiritual leaders.that has stopped exactly no one ever in the 40k universe from getting in the fight
>>97061034My recaster has warlord titans with a single weapon loadout for $600Printing one would probably be cheaper but for something that big I'd probably just get a recast and save the time and hassle
>>97061057yeah but all of those religions deal heavily with violence. The first three all consider violence basically a sacrament, I don't know the Necrons deal, the GSC guy is all about the day of ascension, and the Eldar guy has to shepherd the souls of the dead.The Ethereals have no reason to ever ben in hand to hand combat with anyone
>>97059911The mind of a marinechild.
>Dark CommuneSo are they like a municipal government?
>>97061086Jealously is unbecoming my friend
>>97061078the ethereals propelled their entire civilization onto a galactic conquest of assimilation and also regularly train in ritual bladed combat, as well as some like aun'shi being a serious battlefield threat
>votann supposed to be squats>models make them look like the same height as humansfor what reason
>>97061121There is nothing to be jealous of in that image.
>>97061124no?
>>97061125There is but you’re blinded by feminine emotions.
>>97061124they're a little taller than standard GW dwarfs, but still shorter than humans by at least a head height
>>97061057Each of those faction either think suicide is cool, think prayer means shoving a tank up your asshole or are killing machines as average troops. Strip a Ethereal, confessor, farseer, dark priest, tech priest and magos naked then make them fight. That Ethereal is losing 10/10 times.
>>97061033I liked em alot
>>97061124They tried too hard to be different, ruined their design in a lot of ways.>>97061131>>97061139I seriously wonder why the reading comprehension is so bad on /tg/ in particular.
>>97061161They read it correctly, you're an idiot who thought those were the same height
>>97061161They dont look human height at all anon they are observably dwarves
>>97061161>Squats look the same height at humans>Other anons say they're objectively not and don't look taller to them>Bitch that other people don't share the same assumptions as you Its not reading comprehension dumby
>>97061155>That Ethereal is losing 10/10 times.you literally have a picture right there of aunshi stabbing 3 orks to death in melee. i dont know how else to beat this into your head, it is canon that they dont suck in melee.
>>97061121>Jealously is unbecoming >t. DecalfagSorry this was too retarded for me to not take the bait
>>97061169>>97061170>>97061178*make them look*They do not have particularly dwarfish proportions or facial features. It doesn't matter what the actual heights are.If this was another board everyone would instantly get that.And even when it comes to the models actual heights, >>97061131 kasrkin are really fucking tall for human models,
>>97061206alright, pack it in boys. this guys not living in reality, he's just looking for a fight
>>97061213Amazing projection.
>>97061202That picture is a perfect representation of yourself, pathetic little chimp.
>>97061202Honestly, you've never not taken the bait.>>97060940The problem with a question like this is that there's no etymology guide for the Eldar language.
40k really isn't grimdark enoughi think the votann are likeway too fucking clean, prim and proper to fit in with 40kmake them disgusting and wretched, like drg but way fucking grimierthey're not likethey haven't degenerated in tech level nearly enoughit's not like i think they're bad conceptually, but they're too clean to fit in with 40kit looks like they dropped in from fucking star wars or star trek or something
>>97061206>kasrkin are really fucking tall for human models,No?
>>97061219How am I the bait lol? You stupid twat hes the baiter.
>>97060940yor'meuth?
>>97061121A wretched stink appears. It could be the miniatures
>>97061206They do thoughThey appear short and stoutMaybe because the game has space marines who are tall and stout that makes it more difficult for you to tell but to me the models appear observably dwarven
>>97061220Grimdarkfags really need to stop trying to make everything as disgusting and hellish as possible thats not even what grimdark means
>>97061228you're the master baiter, with the AI coomposting and whatnot
>>97061228The "bait" broadly in this sense means "anytime you post" Decalfag.>>97061223I've heard this site has actually been inaccurate a few times. I'd like to see actual irl model comparisons of these two.
>>97061228The lack of self awareness is shocking
>>97061237>grimdarkfags40k is literally the thing that coined the term
Post your stuff (WIP/recents)Admittedly picrel isn't my most recent, but I'm out of town and my most recent was my collage entry which I've posted a few times already. I maybe haven't posted this one yet though?
>>97061253The problem is you are attributing your sense of what 40k should be as being what it intrinsically is. Obviously the other anon disagrees with you.
>>97061253Then anything 40k does is grimdark by default :^)
>>97061220The problem with them is that there's nothing cool about them at all.There's nothing emotive, or scary, gritty or tough about them. They're just kinda like rounded off, watered down blobs that most almost exactly resemble starcraft marines (which look gay)They genuinely just makes me feel nothing. Like picrel has more emotional value to me than the entire votann line.And then to try spice is up they tap into the current onions aesthetic of vikings, but do nothing with it, and tap into nasapunk, which no one likes.
>>97061261I think its just them throwing a bone to AoS/fantasyfags
>>97060940Come up with a concept for them. Take two words relevant to that concept, google translate them to scots gaelic, and then change them a bit to fit the eldar naming conventions.For example, let's say I want my elves to be nid hunters. "Serpent" is "nathair", "death" is "bas". There you go - Craftworld Bas'nathair, the Serpent Slayers.
>>97061179>aunshiYou mean the name character known to be a bad ass? Yes him kicking ork ass is what makes him cool and speical and why I like him.
/^Guys, I think I'm in fricking love with my big red cyclops wife magnus the red$//^I adore my large red spouse magnus the red$//^I love my big red wife magnus the red$//peep/i/twerp/i/decalmutt/i/decalmutant/i/decalfag/i/decalfaggot/i/decalanon/i/decalnigger/i/decalchad/i/decalslopper/i/Fecalfag/i/fecalfag/i/fecalslopper/i
>>97061274Cummyass weinerslime, the fuckmunchers
>>97061283Anon, that's already a canon chaos warband.
>>97061255Look good. I already posted my skyray a couple times. Haven’t seen you stealth suits before.
>>97061283That's my keeper of secrets name. Don't say it 6 times or you'll summon it. Then it's gonna rain meth.
>>97061283>giving him an Emperor's Children nameI'm onto you Slaanesh.
>>97061255gonna finish a broadside tonight and maybe start another
>>97061303It's actually clever. They name themselves after the emperor's children, now people will think it's them and not eldar. They can sneak by unmolested.
>>97061261i think they could look cool if they leaned into one aspect over anotheri think they're trying to be too many things at once, as well as nasapunk, which just looks badlike, just have them keep the tech they useright now, but make them actually good-looking, having them be heavily accented, having a different canon color scheme than white with camouflage-green accents, and having a ton of engravings
>>97061278he was one of the best, but he was also indicative of certain martial traditions the ethereals held, at least in the earlier codexes, of being fierce melee fightersin the 3rd edition codex they had WS4, and either 4 attacks or 3 attacks at +2 Str. those are space marine level combat stats
>>97061318Ya, I'm sad they moved away from it. Them being good fighters fit the theme of them understanding each caste plus made them look cool. Now it feels like their just Grey aliens without the probes
>>97061255from the battle report I'm working on
>>97061346Oh this is actually a really rad way of making a BR
>>97061346I agree, that's breddy cool.
Would it be acceptable to proxy these guys as 40 Chosen and 10 bikers?
>>97061220>like drgStopped reading
>>97061391You can proxy them as a fucking dildo in your ass, fuck outa here.
But why though?
>>97061398He is the new mascot. Henry Cavill will be starring as him in no time.
>>97060348the icefangs are cooler than the wolf spears
>>97061346I like the idea but those graphics look gay as hell
>>97061398Should have been ventris
>>97061048Its old school
What happened in that ork novel this year anyway?
>>97060551Frankly its xenosfags who should be more offended about Vashtorr, especially Votann and Necrons
>>97060423We also learned the name of the new Fabricator-General, Xasandera Valdet
>>97061407He would at least be a character. Titus is just the dude you play as in a medicore videogame that's the extent of his character. He has no gimmick, nothing visually interesting about him, doesn't use any kind of different or interesting equipment, the only part of his life that could theoretically be something worth knowing deathwatch isn't explored and barely acknowledged
>>97061407The games should have been about him too
>>97061397Your gif is making me morbidly curious.
>>97060536Obviously. The same people who wrote the end times
>>97061414what did he do to the Votann?
>>97061431It's a dude getting fucked in the ass
>>97061397He's cute. Sauce?
>>97060536They got more stuff added but they didn't get redone until 3rd. That's like saying space marines get reinvented every time a chapter gets models
>>97061413Why
>>97060408>chaos god of machines So fuck the iron warriors and Obliterators then. Why make new super special gods when we still have the cult of obliterators and raptors. Why do we need a Chaos void dragon? Especially since the void dragon has control over all tech. So what happens when they meet? Also what about those human blanks that destroy technology? Can they just completely fuck the both of them? This is why GW should stop writing lore and let us do it. We here at /40kg/ can handle the task. Right guys?
>>97061455Vashtorr existing doesn't interfere with anything IW do or have ever done
>>97061443Nickado avocado >>97061445Do they not?
>>97061411
Had an enjoyable birthday today, how was your day guys?
>>97061471You're a faggot Chris
>>97061460Why do you have gay sex gifs saved on your computer if you don't even know where they came from. Worthless
>>97061398Did the game really do that well?
>>97061470I remember chewing on those discs
>>97061471Good. Started writing out a short story for my guys and it's coming along smoothly so far
>>97061470>tech priest trying to figure out how this ancient weapons from an STC workedI wonder how they would react to finding an stc data file that was nothing but schematics for nerf guns.
>>97061483By warhammer video game standards yes, but GW for sure decided Titus was getting pushed the second they decided to even make the game
>>97061485
>>97061488I'd imagine they would assume it shoots much faster than it does. Maybe the darts would be interpreted as solid brass and the suction cups as the biggest hollow point of all time
>>97061488Nerf guns are more practical than most 40k guns are it would be hailed as the find of the millennium
>>97061274That's a good idea, but when I translated the first idea I had to describe my Eldar, I got "air a bhualadh gu furasta"which looks like a cat walked on my keyboard
>>97061499I always wanted to put nails in my darts to see if I could make them into deadly weapons. Making them metal and running a Current could turn them into cheap rail rifles.
>>97061507I see this eldar is on the path of the whore.
>>97061448>filename
>>97061455we can take the reins lads
>>97061526slaaneshi~
>>97061504They actually started adding rifling to some of the newer ones so they spin. Is nerf just hiring retired gun smiths and lockheed martin rejects?
>the “Avenging Son” aspect of Gulliman was always an aspect of Gulliman bestowed on him by the EmperorGulliman being plan B is neat and all, but I liked it better when it was a metaphorical role thrust on him by the desperate masses of the Imperium.
Well it's been 3 years and I'm still poor AND I never started that Votann army.
>>97061584Horus heresy being in 40k is lame and the only reason they bring loyalist 'marchs back is because otherwise chaos would just be raping them all day with the daemon primarchs. Plus it's more marketable to have Gulliman, the Sanguinor, Lion the Johnson and Le Lemon Russ on one side vs. rapist, stinky, ugly and the other guy on the other side. Though technically Abrandon is matched vs. gulliman as the bad guy leader so you need one more 'march which should be Dorn but I'm nit sure if GW wants the face of horus hersey in 40k.
>>97061590Well at least something went right.
>>97061471Your dad looks like a cool guy.>white british people>salamandersTruly enjoyers of the Bbc
>>97061604kek
>>97061603Yes anon the good guys need cool shit too go figure
>Get into cars>Realize warhammer is fucking cheap
>>970614558 points means 8 gods.>raptorsRaptor god is a minor, unnamed god of going fast.
>look at any other hobby>realize warhammer is cheap, until we consider that cars and boats and guns are useful while warhammer is just plastic toys for men
>>97061635>refurbishing a vintage supra for 6 figures just to do the same thing a civic does but worse is “useful”
>>97061644>yes
>>97061635Also using your boats and guns for actual piracy is cooler than pirating warhammer
>>97061471I’ve explicitly instructed my wife to never do something like that for my birthday. Power to you though I guess.
>>97061471If this is real its somewhere between pathetic and wholesomeMuch love chris
>>97061669His wife and son gave him a warhammer cake, he has won the 4chan game.
>>97061635Collecting guns has a drop-off off in usefulness.Having 10 guns isnt really much more useful than having 3 guns
>>97061673If its wifey and son then yeah based
>>97061471that's neat ^^
>>97061674Switching to your septenary is always faster than reloading
>>97061666I personally don't like making every random thing fandom-themed either but>them trips
>>97061680>wifeyThis new reddit meme along with incorrect use of waifu waif and wifu harms the soul of humanity.
>>97061704but a civilizations men spending their time and money playing with toys doesnt gotcha
>>97061635>>97061674This applies to the other things as well thoBoats, first of all, do not have any "practical"(non-fun) usage at all unless you live in veniceGuns and cars are only have "practical use" for the first one you buy, and maybe sometimes the second one. Beyond that it's purely for your own amusement. Considering that most everyone who needs a car or a gun already has that before they start collecting warhammer, I'm pretty sure anon's point is completely void ngl
>>97061711Esl or fucked over by autocorrect because phoneposting Call it
>>97061722You cant read lol
>>97061715You can literally live on a boat after your wife divorces you and gets your house. You can use the guns and the cars to defend yourself/escape from cops when they come to take your boat after you fail to pay child support. EZPZ. Warhammer models are not useful, your wife will just throw them out.
>>97061729Your English teacher was just being nice even he told you you were "basically fluent" anon
>>97061729No, I'm pretty sure you're the one who is literacy challenged my retarded friend.
>>97061623try being into horses loli have a great old mare trail horse that was a "steal" at 9,000. theres a guy i ride with sometimes who has has a barn with probably 500 grand worth of quarter horses
>>97061318How did aunshi escape commoragh anyway
>>97061734>You can literally live on a boat after your wife divorces you and gets your house.You can do the same, more effectively, in your car>You can use the guns and the cars to defend yourself/escape from cops when they come to take your boat after you fail to pay child supportDo you know how to read? My explicit point was that you only need one of each, I wasn't... okay, fine, you're ragebaiting me. I'm being ragebaited. Whatever
>>97061435If he can corrupt all machines, then he should just be able to roflstomp the Votann whenever he feels like it. We've seen that he can corrupt Ironkin.
>>97061735When he*I am the autocorrect-fucked phoneposter to your esl I guess
>>97061739>>97061735(you) for effort
>>97061584Didn't he get called the Avenging Son on Ultramar for avenging his adoptive father?
>>97061754Cope and seethe
>>97061743>getting mad at practical advice to avoid arrestBet you're just going to show up to your court date like normal instead of sailing away into the sunset on SS Divorced Dad.
>>97061766I never even implied you were samefagging lol
>>97061735>>97061754>>97061739HEHI SEEYOU MADE A TYPOHEHEHHEE
you people are acting like fucking retards. wasn't all this over a cake?
>>97061775Yes
>>97061775THE CAKE IS A LIE TEE HEE HEEIt's retard hour, lets fugging go.
How many swords does the Company Heroes box come with? Is it really only just two?
>>97061772I've been accused of being everyone else in this thread so I guess I just expect it atp>>97061773Only one of those posts has a typo in it. Anon. You're not helping yourself beat the allegations
>>97061770is this the reference to the guy last year who showed a receipt for ammunition as a flex?>>97061746We've agreed here that Vash is based and non-retro space dwarves are gay louis votan
>>97061779cool stormtroopers my man
>>97061786The original post accusing me of esl doesnt even have any errors I think it was just misinterpreted
>>97061770I'm not planning to get divorced, but if I did somehow get married and then skmehow get divorced I would not be losing my minis I'll tell you that much
>Sallyfag, post your Tau list>>97061471Happy birthday. dope sweater. >>97061455fantastic artwork
>>97061793The first post doesn't, but this one >>97061735 does
>>97061507Almost made me respond.
>>97061792Thanks anon. >>97061121Buy a desert mat or board instead of whatever that it. Nice boarding action/necromunda terrain>>97061027great deal, do us proud and properly pin/clean it up / paint it
>>97061755Gulliman failing to save his father, having to avenge him, and then taking control of what’s left behind happens twice, and I think very intentionally with how grand and lofty the way they treat fate in the contemporary setting.
why are there so many tau players here all of a sudden?
>>97061802How did you do the weathering on those guys?
>>97061858You are not immune to propaganda.
>>97061858We're all Tau players inside. Some people just don't know it yet.
>>97061863Fuck. I'm starting to come around to the greater good.
>>97061863I am immune to tasteless and ugly propaganda tho>>97061867Just because a tau player is inside YOU doesn't make everyone else gay as well anon
>>97061858Indians are everywhere nowadays
>>97059181>According to sourcebooks, but one C'tan, was able to destroy anything in Materium and Immaterium, therefore including Chaos Gods.At least do powerscaling right, Chaosfag.
>>97061891Taken within the context of the lore this clearly refers to any warp entity currently invading the materium, because c'tan cannot enter the warp
Waiting for a cover of “we are Charlie Kirk” but for aphasia’s
>>97061931Meant one omegeon
I heard there was a Warhammer club in Denpasar, anyone know of it?
>>97061947Why would you ask this in a fucking 4chan thread?
>>97061802https://pastebin.com/td0P82a3
>>97061947This is a ligma, isn't it?
>>97061947The only thing in Indonesia is monkey torture and ricecels
>>97061880It comes in vanilla as well.
>>97061970>Stormsurge and Vespid in aux cadre.For what possible purpose would you need an S 26 Ap-7 weapon. There aren’t enough auxillaries in this aux cadre. Why no kroot?
>>97061971Nah, I'm just travelling to Seminyak today and seeing if there's anything 40kg related to post while there besides my usual updates
>>97061488>>97061504
>>97061993
>>97061947Nigger just google it, are you retarded or something?
>>97061971Whats ligma?
>>97062007It's a deadly disease. Steve Jobs died from it.
>>97062000I'm surprised nobody has made fun of his belt buckle before
>>97062007It's a book by Eucalyptus Stikkenbols and focuses on the efforts of Meagan Madiq Bebrownagan
>>97062010Why would they? It's a variation of Terminator Honours.
>>97062007No anon! We don't ask that question! Theyre gonna tell you to do unspeakable things!
>>97062006ligma my ballz, lmao
>>97062037gottem
>>97062029I was more referring to the fact that it is half the size of his torso and looks like a frisbee than the reasoning behind the epic cool guy sheriff badge but thanks for the fake history lesson I guess
>>97062057Why are you in this thread if you don't care about 40k's fake history?
>>97062060to discuss the actual hobby and game like the topic of the thread and not your faggy stories written by british retards?
>>97062060Some of the models are cool and enjoy looking at them, talking about them, seeing other people's models, and posting my own. I also like talking about the game, reading about the game, posting lists and seeing other people's lists.
>>97062065>>97062060You two should make passionate love and have a child
>>97062065I'm sorry to tell you this, but the actual hobby and game are entirely created by british retards.
>>97062078British can make parts of things good but rarely the whole deal. Look at old British luxury sports cars. Most of the early astons and jags are stunning to look at and great to drive, but all of them were wired by 45iq toothless eel eating retards so they're well known to catch on fire in the rain. I can appreciate the driving experience, and can appreciate the aesthetic, while not having any interest in doing all sorts of research in order to fix the wiring, when I could just park it in the garage and ask my mechanic to fix it
>>97062115>it's not gay if the balls don't touch
>>97061891>Text from an Aeldari myth cycle with zero way to verify You, drolling idiot.
>>97061255Slow work this week, steel basecoat and wash doneNeed to clean up staining in a couple spots down th line
>>97062220whats your painting recipe for the Borean Butchers?
>>97062075Silly anon. Girls that are sexo don't play 40k. They just cosplay it for attention.
>>97061470
>>97062234Might subject to change if I can't get over the lighter grey still reading as white to meRight now I prime black and spray them all over with carcharodon grey, edge highlights later on with PA bright neutral greythen 1:1 PA orange red and red orange on the shoulders, any bare orange edges get a highlight with vallejo orange fire, base the helmets, shoulder trim, arms, and power packs in PA dark neutral grey highlighted with PA neutral greyPA bronze on metallic decorations washed with AP speedpaint ruddy fur (highlight back up with pure bronze after all varnishing)steel metallics are just vallejo air gunmetal washed with 1:1 AP strong tone and dark tone with vallejo air aluminum for optional highlighting/weatheringguns in PA jade, stippled weathering with gun metal in lieu of edge highlights, melee weapon bodies in black with random accents like hazard stripespurity seals/scrolls are PA olive flesh washed with slightly watered down AP soft tone, wax is just AP speedpaint slaughter red and edge highlighted with olive fleshtabards are PA black red then glazing with PA burnt red and PA bold pyrrole redeyes are painted black then vallejo sun yellow, moon yellow covering some of that, and bile green covering even lessoptional weathering, usually just sponged on black around edges that would take the most abusethen a gloss varnish and black panel liner in all the recesses and decals and a final ultra matte coattldr: I use way too many paints for such a simple scheme lmao
>>97061255Got all the unique basecoats down aside from two more quartered guys to block out and then it's on to shared basecoat tones across the whole group. I think I'll finish them up in groups of 5 once I get to that point so I'm not basecoating silver for days on end wishing for death
>>97062357great looking yellow anon you've chosen a really difficult colour scheme and i hope it turns out great
I don’t like the fanbase for warhammer. I’ve realized this way too late. I curse the British for exposing me to their 6/10 ip.
>>97062201The text is described as coming from "The Book of Mournful Night" which is presented as accurate and valuable Eldar document. Important enough that clowns in particular guard it within their Library.>The Book of Mournful Night, held under close guard in the Black Library's innermost sanctum.Necron 5th Edition, page 6.So no, it's not just Eldar myth cycle, Eldar just use flowery language but what they described is genuine. Unless you want to claim that Eldar don't know anything about the War in which they fought and don't understand how either Materium or Warp, work.
>small plastic plants turn up for jungle bases >tfw they are too bigFound the smallest ones i could find too, guess ill just have to cut them up and hope for the best
>the taktikal brigade detachment allows for a big mek to attach itself to a flash gitz squad, giving the entire unit rerolls to hit>due to the wording it doesnt specify that the rerolls are unique to flash gitz>tfw can attach a big mek to a tankbustas squad instead and get said rerolls
>>97062384I did the same, bought a pack of plastic desert plants and they're quite large. Not sure how im gonna fit any on regular space marine bases.
>>97062392Granted most of these will be going on larger nid bases but even then, these things are too big. Thr thought of putting them on 32 mm bases is simply impossible
>>97062373Thanks anon, it's gonna be my first time fucking with quarters but I've done lots of black and yellow
>>97062384>>97062392>>97062395You can dig around for the ones mounted on a mat as they tend to be for the foreground of aquariums rather than the midground or background. But most of the plants will be at minimum an inch tall for easier casting and so there's enough meat for gravel to sit on top of and keep from floating away
>>97062284Jesus Christ
>>97062220Are you gonna glue the cockpit or leave it articulated. Your white is very smooth bte
>>97062413Ill have to find that stuff, and inch tall is far shorter than the ones I got. Did you find those on amazon?
>>97061255did some final adjustments to this guy cause i wasnt happy with the osl, I can finally move on to something else
>>97062450looks amazing anon. You make this a better place.
>>97062450Flawless.
>battle report has over 50 imagesdebating if I want to get yelled at for taking up 1/3rd of a thread's images if I post this.
>>97062499go ahead, threads pretty much dead rn
>>97062499Limit yourself to 10 and I'll allow it.
>>97062431Yeah you can find them on Amazon or aliexpress. You'll find them as "plastic aquarium plant mat" online. Most of the plastic aquarium plants you'll need to trim down or modify. Just use your clippers and snip them flush. You don't necessarily want them or need them to be their full height, you can split them halfway up and then glue a bunch of them close together to get that volume
>>97062499post five images, one per battle round
>>97062450Modelposters permanently chasing the standards set out by the three horsemen of 40kg
>>97062507that was the plan to cut that shit off at the bottom, but even then they are still quite large. ill just have to trim them down to branches so they can fit on the bases. i did look at the AK ones but given that these plastic ones are a fraction of the price id rather stick with something cheap.
>>97062499What about 10 pics. Each with 5 images in a collage and you just right things out in segments and list the relevant image in the text(1a,1b,1c etc.)
>>97062505might wait until tomorrow. I still have to put all the models and terrain away.>>97062506>>97062513The prologue by itself is 16 images.
>>97062515>three horsemen of 40kgWho exactly?
>>97062523NTA but I'd guess BLanon, Thousand Sons anon, and Purple anon
>>97062518The other thing to look at right now is wreaths/centerpieces for thanksgiving/Christmas. They has all sorts of weird little plastic leaves and plants mixed in that don't really have much use as a decoration outside that. The clearance table on boxing day is a huge one. Michael's gets a fuck load of dogshit Christmas decorations that they need to clear fast once the holiday is kill
>>97062523>BlanonThe horseman of unholy smoothness>TsonanonThe horseman of eldritch sharpness>volumetricsistersanonThe horseman of ungodly contrastThese 3 monsters lurk in the shadows of the thread, waiting for their moment to strike forth and dash the hopes and expectations of all those who dare forget what their minis truly look like. As awe inspiring as they are dread inducing, we may only look on as the giants tread paths that we may never see ourselves
>>97062522What about collating them into little magazine pdfs?
>>97062552A good idea. Can't post PDFs anymore though. I think I'll do what other anons suggested and post 5 at a time, then wait an hour or two and post 5 more.
>DG is less flexible summoning NURGLE daemons than any CSM detachment ison second thoughtwhy did GW do this?
>>97062561Could do pdfs through catbox. But the thread is so ded rn I don't think anyone will complain about gameposting
>>97061255Working on my future sagittarum guards. Gonna do the gold today, the hardest part of my Custodes, ironically.>>97062450Incredible OSL, you do the official GW style better than they do.
>>97062547>volumetricsistersanonGot any pics? I don't remember his stuff off the top of my head.
>>97061255Finished this broadside Just gotta do the drones which I'll do after the next one
>>97062604Always thought these guns look like that perfection board game, but now I've seen enough autistic people and it looks like one of the autism poppers now
>>97062638ok fuck you i laughed
>>97062638Needs flies edited around him
>>97062683Firm.
Simple yet elegant.
>>97062683
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>>97061048Exodite release coming
>>97062704Not gonna post in that cringe thread.40kg is already a laughing stock without having that shit as OP image.
>>97062741You will not be missed.
>>97062357Would really appreciate a tutorial on the shitsplattering procedure once you get to it on this new batch. My weathering has been coming out too realistic-looking lately, and I really need to get back to the basics and make a squad that looks like they were hit with 24 hours of diarrhea artillery bombardment.
i am awakehello anons
How the fuck do I decide on an army? I like multiple ones :(Im torn between Deldar, CSM and Thousand Sons
>>97065937Buy/build/play their Kill Teams and see which experience you liked the most.
genuinely didn't get why peopled hated bricky until i watched this video50% is literally just sucking off lucius and abaddon and saying they're totally good characters you guys and definitely not mary sues, and coping by saying that the 13th black crusade was actually the result of a massive, 10,000-year-long plan, and not just a complete chaoswank asspull by gw, second only in its idiocy to the end times
>>97067219meant to say weshammer whoops
>TQGonna probably get the new Stand Alone AOS Board Game, the models look pretty neat. I’ll get to them once I finish my 40k dudes and HH Thousand Sons. Taking a break from assembling. I’m kind of liking the speed of painting the ATV. Once I get into the battle rhythm, I’ll focus on the other two. The silver was the most laborious What are you guys working on?