>New player to the group>Cute, but flat-chested goth>Gives you a character sheet>It's a rogue>Her name is Brisbayne>The goth gives you a shit-eating grin
>>97069145I don't know that reference. Also I wouldn't be running D&D.
>>97069145I would say "alright" while imagining her naked, and look the sheet over for approval, and then hand it back over to her.
>>97069145Isn't it a bit late for Australian shitposting?I'd ask which one she thinks was the best. If her answer is any other than the 2nd, her character will be raped. After all, she picked any of the rape ones.>>97069200Rent freeDnD was never specified
>>97069145Did this actusally happen?
>>97069145>Cute, but flat-chestedMale or female?
the new Deathstalker was fun, yes
>>97069145I fucking lost it when she introduced herself.>>97069349Finale is kind of trash. Also, they were trying to do some weird shit of being both like the first and second movie, missing the memo they only share the title and a pig-headed fighter.
>>97069328>Rent free"Assume D&D if no game is specified" newfag.>DnD was never specifiedName 5 games that are functionally distinct from D&D with "rogue" as a character option.
>>97069585>"Assume D&D if no game is specified"That's the actual, post-5e (or maybe even post-CR) newfag behaviour, thou>Name 5 games that are functionally distinct from D&D with "rogue" as a character option.Only five?WFRP, The Witcher (both of them), 2d20 Conan, Barbarians of Lemuria (and Dicey Tales, which is a reskin of BoL), Broken Compass. We are about to sit to 13th Sea 1e tomorrow, too. And those are just the games that I played since I returned from mountains in the late August, so...Have you tried not flashing this hard how new and low-game are you?
>>97069349Highly skeptical about that
>>97069145Have sex.
>>97069938Let's try this recommendation: it's made by Kostanski. If that means nothing to you, then fine, but if you know the dude, I doubt you need any further prodding to go watch it. It's the perfect serving of cheese that only misses more tiddies.And for extra laughs, they've made a better Red Sonja than the actual Red Sonja, for maybe tenth of the budget
>>97069585Who are you quoting?
>>97069328What is "a rogue"? Which games have "rogues" in them?
>>9707251240kWarhammer board, faggot
>>97072512The Dark Eye?Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay?
>>97069200NOOOOOOO! You can't just assume this shitpost is about D&D Just because it uses terms that are generally only used by D&D and 99% of shit posts are by D&D players or about D&D! YOU JUST CAN'T!
>>97073430>t. never-game second-handerRemind us all - what was your excuses for never picking the hobby, but still coming here to post?
>>97073430And then we'll all scramble with google searches to find the most insanely obscure bullshit system published forty years ago by Games Workshop and pretend we totally were talking about Warhammer... or whatever other system can make us seem enlightened and superior in the moment.Schroedinger's ruleset: the coolest, most antique elite nerd obscura that no one's ever heard of but it's still the best thing ever and only cool kids know about it and play it, and you haven't heard about it because you're just not a cool kid, and we totally definitely weren't talking about D&D even though we were talking about "rogues" played noobie normies...
>>97069145No idea what this is about, but I'm all for a goth flatty.
>>97073430>>97073671>Only DnD has rogues>Trust us, we know this from the memes>Anyone claiming otherwise is a newfag, too
>>97069145I ask her why she didn't use the regional naming schema like I told her to.
>>97073961What else she was supposed to call herself? Sidney was already taken by the cleric
>>97069145It's weird how annoyed I am about not catching the reference in a fake post on a no-game liars board. Somebody explain the joke to me.
>>97073990I tend to provide my players with a wealth of options.https://files.catbox.moe/fgb7kf.pdf
>>97069145You know that Brisbane was named after someone, right? As in, it was a name before it was a place.
>>97074293I can definitely see a player naming their character Brisbane, only for a GM to throw a temper tantrum that "yOu CaNt nAmE cHaRaCtEr AfTeR a ReAl CiTy!!!!"
>>97074055Deathstalker (2025)
>>97075586>Deathstalker (2025)Funny, I started watchinng Deathstalker (1983) on prime video last night.... I was thinking those old timey barbarian movies had the advantage in picking extras that looked genuinely like medieval wretches
>>97076260>Deathstalker (1983)Is that the one with pigfaced orc rape?
I don't know who this is and I don't care, I just came to ensure that OP knows he's a faggot without giving him a >(You)
>>97073430Oh, I'm well aware Rogue is a thing in other systems that aren't just gay clones of D&D. WFRP 2nd, for example, which is near and dear to me. But we all know OP was talking about WizSlop, and even if he wasn't, it doesn't make his gay reference any more comprehensible to me.
>>97076273lol
>>97076260Deathstalker 2 is the best and only one truly good. The other three are just random attempts to make a Conansploitation movie, with subpar results.
>>97069331It is weirdly specific so it either happened, it's an obscure reference, or it's the OP's niche fetish.
>>97069331>>97076527>Blatant Deathstalker thread>With people exchanging banter for a whole day about it>Hey guys, was this real?
>>97069145I give her my Brown Snake if you know what I mean
>>97069145Yeah I don't get that reference.
>lone wolf assassin, uses a katana instead of daggers>parents killed in front of him, out for revenge >named katana haver cause his parents knew he was destined to wield a katana
>>97076669i guess this thread must contain every single person who saw that garbage then KEK
>>97073990Mel Burn, but that's a mage name.
>>97079330Would
>>97082077>Zoom zoom zoom!
>>97069585>Name 5 games that are functionally distinct from D&D with "rogue" as a character option.Does WEG Star Wars count? They had an entire Squadron of Rogues...
>>97069585>Name 5 games that are functionally distinct from D&D with "rogue" as a character option.From the ones that weren't mentioned yetTunnels & TrollsHonor + IntrigueGunslingers & GamblersIronclawTraveller (any edition that isn't d20 one)Alternatively:RyuutamaBurning WheelAny fantasy-themed PbtABlades in the DarkThe Shadow of YesterdayAlternatively yet:GURPS Dungeon FantasyExaltedSavage WorldsAny Ubiquity-based game (Hollow Earth Expedition, All for One, Leagues of Adventure and Desolation in particular, since it has a classic fantasy setting on top of it)FATE (this is a stealthly made all-Face/Rogue game, anyone claiming otherwise is blind)In other words: come back when you play some games, faggot. And I sure hope you at least played any edition of DnD or at least a d20 DnD clone, rather than being a never-game that only sits here to shitpost.
>>97069966>that only misses more tiddies.That's at least 20% of the appeal of the original death stalker films though.
>>97087457I honestly never get the appeal of this whole series outside of Deathstalker Too. They were bad as sword and sorcery, they were bad as poor's man porn and they sucked balls even for Corman's production. At least in Too, they know what they are doing, what material they were given and what's their budget to pull it off, so it's pretty much director and lead turning their DnD campaign into a movie and having fun with it (while the porn startlet is trying to be a Serious Actress and only adds to the fun). First one is meh, and thrid and forth are barely watchable.So unsurprisingly, the new one keeps making nods to the second one (even the music is taken from it), whle adding 80s bullshit and gonzo to the mix, since nobody would release it today with the appropriate level of tits and naked women.
