No mon-keigh foolishness before I've had my coffee edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>97066506>Thread question:Are you planning to get any of the Christmas boxes? To start a new army or expand on one you have?
>>97070260>christmas boxesNo, these are deals for GW, not for me
I like it.
>>97070260>Are you planning to get any of the Christmas boxes? To start a new army or expand on one you have?Nah I have too much to paint before I'm allowing myself to buy anything else.
>>97070272And this.
>>97070260>Are you planning to get any of the Christmas boxes?No, it's all old crap anyway and the discount is the same or worse than buying those same units separately from local retailers.
>>97070159>Go ahead and find me that source6th edition rulebook for warhammer 40k, begining of page 405.Reposting because new thread and I can post images.Source for the rule book. Page 417 on the pdf.https://www.scribd.com/document/405221345/warhammer-40k-rule-book-6th-edition-pdf#page=404
>>97070272nobody cares
>>97070260>Are you planning to get any of the Christmas boxes?This year I'll treat myself to a hecking stormsurge for christmas. I've scheduled pto the entire week before christmas to assemble it in peace right after setting up the christmas tree.
>>97070288
>>97070306It's an picture for (abhuman) squats.
>>97070260>TQnah, I still have some stuff in my backlog and besides none of my factions got a box this year
>>97070260>TQNo, not even the skaven box
>TQThis is the only battleforce box I would buy for msrp.
>>97070306
>>97070260>TQNah, GW has never had a Christmas box for any of my factions
>>97070368Oh God that was my first ever purchase, those birds break so fucking easy.Pic related is the damage from just moving them around my last game.
Do it.
>>97070467
>>97070439All of my bow goats have broken arrows
>>97070481No lizardmen in this setting. You're out of luck.
>>97070486They set in motion other rocks.
>>97070368>wouldbut didn'tbecause you, like all other tzaantroons, don't actually own any models
>>97070481Confirmed not canon by Laurie Goulding. Eat shit!
>>97070498Cool space hulk.
>>97070467nah, vashtorr's infinitely cooler and more compelling than belacuck
>>97070525Both of them are boring and retarded.
>>97070531nice try belacuck
>>97070514It was published and confirmed canon by the writer, what Laurie Goulding says is irrelevant.
>>97070486>No lizardmen in this setting. You're out of luck.Your luck is running out.
>>97070467Did someone say Rocks?
>>97070525>vashtorr's infinitely cooler and more compellingalright, I'll bite. sell me vashtorr
>>97070525I disagree. Be'lakor is on the same level as Vashtorr despite being once a mere man. Both are demigods of Chaos, but one had to climb to the top while the other was born a demigod.Be'lakor earned his spot in the Pantheon of Chaos.Also, Vashtorr is a racist. He keeps using the M word. Keeps calling Be'lakor Once-M*****. And racists are not cool.
The average non-CSM Chaos Lord, be WHFB, AoS, or even 40k rando, has more willpower than the usual CSM Chaos Lord. CSM have all these mental blockers and hypno-indoctrination meant to shut out or handle pain. Those other guys had to reach the same heights without them.
>>97070533Not really. Battle reports fluff are not considered canon. Even now, GW ignores them. For example, the battle report of Herald of Misery. Or the Abaddon vs Eldrad battle report. EoT ignored it and pretend that Eldrad didn't already battle Abaddon.
>>97070560Non-CSM Chaos Lords don't matter.
>>97070548Read https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97059592/#q97060408He is extremely lawful evil to the point that he doesn't lie or deceive. He is unique among daemonkind.
>>97070563>Not really.Yes, really, but you already know that, you seethed time and again at this specific instance only to be proven wrong on all fronts and coming back feigning ignorance to restart crying anew.
>>97070573Nope. Laurie Goulding said no. Battle Reports are not canon. Deal with it.Besides, Be'lakor tore apart the Lizardmen in AoS so get updated.
>>97070568>I'm not like the other girls tee heeimagine falling for that, lmao
>>97070581It's true. It's the reason why Abaddon warmed up to Vashtorr when he is usually hateful toward Daemons. Vashtorr is straightforward, and his deals are honest.Read the new Cawl novel. He was MORE than fair to the Iron Warriors when he had no reason to be. He acted like a teacher to them and educated them on how to reach a fair deal for both sides. He is plenty likable.
>>97070568>bro just trust me>i never lie bro>i'm not like the other daemons says the actual daemonCringe
>>97070593Sounds like a Mery Sue character
>>97070600So you don't know what mary sue means then
>>97070579>Laurie Goulding said noNo, he didn't>Be'lakor tore apart the Lizardmen in AoS They barely met, belakor in aos fled at the sight of a dwarf
>>97070596That's his lore. Cry about it.>>97070600How does a limitation make him overpowered? Being able to lie is a boon.
>>97070613Yes, he did. He gave a tier list of what's canon.>>97070613They did meet in a short story that was a prequel to his manipulation of the Seraphon so that they would create the Cursed Skies for him.>sight of a dwarfDuardin God.
>>97070630>>97070613 >Yes, he did. He gave a tier list of what's canonwhich is utterly irrelevant in this discussion because his opinion is irrelevant and because a narrative battle report that gets integrated into the normal timeline, never retconned, and singled out as being canon by the people writing the armybooks is, indeed canon, unlike random other shit.Cry some more.
>>97070618Captain Marvel shit right there. He is just better than other daemons by nature
>>97070630>Duardinshameless
>>97070647Nope, it wasn't. It wasn't his opinion. He wrote the post when he was working as IP curator and BL editor at GW.WD battle report fluff gets discarded all the time. I already gave two examples.
>>97070647>and singled out as being canon by the people writing the armybooks is,Matt Ward wrote the daemon army book.Got a quote from him saying it's canon?
>>97070630>manipulation of the SeraphonThe seraphon were already two steps ahead, they achieved all their objectives taking all that happened and would happen into account as a good deal, while belakor was kicked to seethe in a corner at the end of his own book and wasn't even regarded in the slightest by the gods for what he did.And now he's going to get kicked by strong independent character n22
>>97070618>it's le his loreAnd it still sounds like shit and I don't trust this retard because I'm not dumb enough to trust a daemon.
>>97070650If he is better than, how come he was thwarted by Be'lakor?
>>97070260Hello everyone. It's time once again for the collage anchor posts. This month's theme was model/unit that can fly. I will as always check the archive too but the best way to not be missed is to submit your entry in reply to the anchor posts.Deadline is midnight sunday the 30th.Here is the link to the december vote:https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYwK2EnaI read a suggestion earlier this month about the december collage and I'd appreciate your thoughts on it. He suggested that seasonal themes like halloween, christmas and such could be an optional bonus theme for their respective months. For example, let's say bikers/cavalry win. That would mean that you could either do a biker or something festive(or a festive biker). What do you think?
>>97070667Robin Cruddace wrote the lizardmen armybook that battle report was accompanying.But you already know that, because you already got a quote of him calling the battle report canon.
>>97070673That's not true at all. Even the mummy frog guy was said to be unaware of Be'lakor manipulations. He played the Seraphon like a fiddle.Be'lakor retreated before taking the city, but he got the souls of the entire Stormhost and filled the skies of the realms with his Cursed Skies. His plans to unseat Archaon are closer than ever.
>>97070687????Andy Hoare wrote the 7th ED Lizard army book.Post the quote if you have it.
>Retards legitimately bringing up AoS 'lore'Can we just go back to making fun of the Eldar?
>>97070689>>97070673keep this niggerlore in its containment thread. last warning before I shit myself
>>97070689>Even the mummy frog guy was said to be unaware of Be'lakor manipulationsNo, it wasn't, the mummy frog knew everything that happened in those books and directed all characters involved accordingly.>but he got the souls of the entire Stormhost and filled the skies of the realms with his Cursed Skies. and he got those thinking the gods would recognise his worth as the real everchosen but they didn't, the slaaneshi twins even mocked him by the end.meanwhile the forces of order practically undid the threat of the cursed skies with the rollout of a new mark of space marine armour 5 minutes after that and the situation of the realmgates in chamon is a nothinburger, belakor achieved nothing, he's eating shit in both settings.
>>97070707Okay. Let's discuss Calgar feeling pissed at Roboute taking his position as Lord of Ultramar.Is it a valid concern?
>>97070719proceed wirhout fecal intervention, anon
>>97070717>No, it wasn't, the mummy frog knew everything that happened in those books and directed all characters involved accordingly.Do you have the text for that? I recall specifically that whathisfrog face was unaware of Be'lakor.> the slaaneshi twins even mocked him by the end.IIRC, he MOCKED THEM and convinced them to behave.> rollout of a new mark of space marine armour 5 minutes after that As per the lore, they aren't 100% successful in evading the Cursed Skies.
>>97070675Belacuck is cooler than Vashtroon, but then again this is like saying dry shit is better than wet shit.
>>97070719Don't worry, that won't be adressed again.
>>97070719how about you post something actually related to this hobby, faggot
>>97070719>Is it a valid concern?No. It's just cheap drama the writers came up with because the almost forgot that Calgar existed.Also no, GW won't have another imperial civilwar and turn some factions traitor and some loyalists. Calgar will stay as a loyalist marine because he has always been a loyalist marine, him seething at his primarch is not going to change that.
>>97070727Oh yeah. Let's talk about Mike Brooks and his work with the Eldar factions. Do you think the Lelith novel lore about Dark Eldar having smaller souls than humans is accurate?
>>97070737At least dry shit (belakor) doesn't stain everything and doesn't smell that much, unlike wet shit (vashtorr)But I agree, both are shit at the end of the day.
>>97070695Both are credited in the white dwarf in question, with the two playing the battle report as well, andy with the lizards, robin choosing the demons.
>>97070734>I recall specifically that whathisfrog face was unaware of Be'lakor.You recall wrong.>he MOCKED THEMhe tried, they mocked him
>>97070744>>97070741GW currently has two civil war plot threads brewing.First, Fabian finding proof of the existence of Imperium Secundus (a gift from Rotigus)Second, key members of the Synod of Mars are plotting to secede from the Imperium.GW clearly plans to break up the Imperium into smaller factions.
I was almost interested in reading something about the lore for a second.
>>97070548He makes your gun explode when you shoot at him
>>97070548He's going to give you an iron warriors army, an updated defiler and banish all fantasy demons from 40k.
>>97070771None of that is relevant or even matters.
>>97070814>all fantasy demons from 40k.Even Soul Grinders?
>>97070771>Xenos plots so dead GW is just leaning towards Imperium vs Imperium games being more canon
>>97070737>>97070753trying too hard
>>97070762Found it!>>ittle did even the greats of the slann know that there was another entity observing these fractious events from afar, a being of darkness and malice that had haunted mortalkind for centuries beyond counting. The Daemon Prince Be’lakor, known by his few surviving enemies as the Dark Master, had his own plans for the realmgates. From his shadow-wreathed stronghold, he awaited the hour when his unwitting foes would clear the path for his glorious ascension. Come that long-anticipated moment, he would unleash a new and terrible disaster upon the unsuspecting realms.-Broken Realms Be'lakorKroak and the Slann were blind to Be'lakor's manipulations
>>97070568>>97070568>He is extremely lawful evil to the point that he doesn't lie or deceive. He is unique among daemonkind.so he monkey paw'd his way still ?
>>97070826Maybe if Xenos fans voted more with their wallets, things would be different.
>>97070260>No mon-keigh foolishnessCry about it xeno scum
I heard lorefags take estrogen. Just a rumor. I’m sure it isn’t true
>>97070837I run out of things to buy.
>>97070833His deals are honest, but wordplay and loopholes are things he can exploit. He told the Iron Warriors that as a warning before they engaged in their negotiation.
>>97070831yeah and he's still a bitch when grombrindal comes up
Making my famous sausage balls for thanksgiving today, wish I could send some to you guys.
>>97070850so? monkey paw deals as usual
>>97070855Take a pic of your famous sausage balls and post it here. Have a good one
>>97070814sold, but I want peter,too
Eat up, piggies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9BUxAvehPw
>>97070863Except for the fact that a smart trader would be able to benefit from a deal with Vashtorr. Only the foolish and incautious will get burned by the terms of service.
I am a former Sonicfag, but new to Warhammer. Been trying to find something else to be autistic about. My favorite faction so far are the spacewolves (for the viking part, not the furry part). I am otherwise really new, I should start with Horus Heresy, right? Is that in a book, or do I find that through buying a equivalent to a player's guide? This franchise seems really cool and I wanna get into it. Thanks in advance.
>>97070837Xenos fans are truly the most pitiful members of the community. They spend time and money and effort trying to desperately promote their factions, and GW take it all just to focus on Marines and other Imperials.
>>97070885>le corpo attempts to be funny
>>97070905Learn and play the game first then be a loretard later. Here’s your upvote good saar
>>97070885QRD I'm not giving them clicks
.>>97070756Nta but it's true, WD#350.
>>97070892daemon deals are tricky; you reap the reward when you out-trick themhow the fuck does vashtor succeed ? are daemons that retarded ?
>>97070920I would rather learn about the property before investing money into playing it.
>>97070837Maybe of GW made things to buy for th Xenos and not removing kits while adding bfor the 5th time space marines nerf gun squad that nobody will buy.
happy thanksgiving 40kg frens! glad on any current wip projects you're on ! <3
>>97070923Just a stupid gag video about people protesting GW for not making even more ultramarines
>>97070822that's not a fantasy demon, but yeah, that too, unless he finds a way to keep it as an option in the defiler kit
>>97070885Oh they're absolutely going to release more Ultramarines 'as a joke', aren't they
>>97070885
>>97070850>>97070892>nah bro>i'm not a lying asshole>i'll just trick you by talking to you so much that you run around in circles where you actually damn yourself>but i don't lie just trust me broVashtorr lies constantly. As the first thing he'll do when he achieves godhood is to just fuck over Abaddon and betray him. Abaddon wants to kill all of the chaos gods, this would include Vashtorr too.So either Vashtorr for whatever fucking reason lets Abaddon kill him. (Really fucking dumb considering that godhood is what he is beeng aiming for as his main goal for who knows how long)OrVash just does the actually smart thing and betrays Abaddon at the end, ie. Vashtorr lied all the time.This entire plotline is retarded and I don't get how anyone buys into this slop.
>>97070831>Kroak and the Slann were blind to Be'lakor's manipulationsthat's not what it says, it says the great slann knew little, they knew somethingkroak knows even more than the great of the slann to the point nobody had any idea what was going on but him in the book kroak is opand a dick
>>97070933The gaming/painting aspect is the most important part. The lore is only important in large brushstrokes/trends, individual details are retconned or ignored all the time.
>>97070938Nice baddie nails. I bet youre hot irl
>>97070969>The lore is only important in large brushstrokes/trends, individual details are retconned or ignored all the time.Ah, maybe this might not be for me then. Thanks for letting me know, then. Appreciate it.
>>97070914>and other Imperials.Pure cope
>>97070982Bye retard
>>97070976Considering ultramarines + brown I'm pretty sure that's the married lesbian anon
>>97070962It has been explained to you before. The deal between the two lasts until Abaddon activates the Old Ones' weapon.Abaddon becomes the ruler of the galaxy, and Vashtoor becomes a god. Then they are free to fight each other.
>>97070976she's not, also stop derailing the thread into namefag drama
>>97070994There's married Lebanese here?How do they have the time when Israel bombs them every other hour?
>>97070838Gonna put you in pampers little sister
>>97070982Why not? If anything it makes it more fun because it gives you more room to play around with your OCs, which is the actual pointI guess if you only want a particular story to follow, then yeah, this probably isn't really for you. It's like star wars legends but if the main movies didn't exist. Dozens of different authors all with their own ideas of how things should go down and their own takes on characters.
>>97070968From the English Language textbook. The Expressions and idiom phrases page:>"Little did he know" is a phrase that indicates someone is completely unaware of a future event that is about to happen, often with a negative or ironic twist. I
>>97070885Kek. GW does a little trolling.I love how they have their finger on the pulse of the community.8/10 I laughed. Good shit GW
>>97070997>bro just trust me>i'll let you be king of the galaxy 100%>i would never dick you over at the very last second>just trust meAgain, this shit is stupidly written and you're even dumber for falling for it and thinking that this is "deep".
>>97070885>>97070951>a new game about Ultramarines>a new Amazon Prime feature episode of the Ultramarines from the game>a new slate of Ultramarines character models based on both the above>a new series of campaign books about the Ultramarines from the game at war>a new roleplaying module about the Ultramarines from the game>a new range of tacky Ultramarines merchandiseI'm surprised how much synergy GW mustered up for SM2. They're usually not that well coordinated.
>>97071006Life finds a way anon. Can't let the jews dildoblock you. Besides, they need to have babies for the jews to kill so they can beg whyte ppl for help
>>97071009... what
>>97070968>ESL trying to have a semantics argumentIts almost cute.
>>97071021When Abaddon wins, I will be there to say I told you so.
>>97071038Trying too hard
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97070976tnx anon. gl on your models fren !>>97070994close enough im engaged not married actually.....
I've got the below at 1500ptsChaplain with Jump PackCaptain with Jump PackAethonLibrarianPhobos LT2 Jump Pack Intercessor1 Intercessor1 Infiltrator2 Reiver2 Eliminators2 Warsuits1 VindicaireWhat should I add for the last 500?
>>97070885holy yum where'd they find this slampig? she speaks english pretty good for someone fresh off the boat.
>>97070885I like this
The UK is pretty diverse nowadays :)
>>97071012>Fantasizing about someone else's power
>>97071048>close enough im engaged not married actually.....Oh right, I forgot that detail. Thanks for posting non-coomer sororitas anon I would try to get you to set me up with ur sister again but last time some tranny got angry and reported me. For now I'll just say I want you to know that I am in fact very white, I just learned spanish from mexicans
>>97070885I laughed.
>even GW knows they spam ultramarines too much
>>97071035>>97071048>>97071076I will not rest until every sororitas is shitting her pants for joy of plague father's gifts!
>>97071060You desperately need anti tank
>>97071045Abaddon isn't going to win shit.He's going to stay as the warmaster of chaos and nothing more. At best what happens is that Abaddon crowns himself as the "Warmaster of Imperium Nihilus" and that is it.And neither is Vashtorr ever going to be ascending anywhere, the entire point of his character is that he wants to be a god. That is his final goal and motivation.Which is the exact same as Belakor's, who also has not ascended godhood and never will. Letting Vashtorr ascend godhood, and so soon remember he was only added like 2 years ago into 40k, from a story perspective is very dumb.Letting him ascend is the same killing off Dante permanently for example. When you do that the character's story is done, it's not going anywhere else from that.And we can see this in WHF/AoS with Nagash. Nagash was a proper character in WHF, but once GW ascended him to the god of death in AoS, the guy has basically done nothing and he practically just exists. Because he has to, he is a god at this point, less of a character more of a force of nature.Both Belakor and his younger retard brother are going to be forever sticking around as a daemon prince and a greater daemon, as the Big 4 cucks them at every opportunity.This is truth of what happens.
>>97071086They're not completely tone deaf. They were making the same sort of jokes about primaris lieutenants a few years ago when they were releasing a new one of those every two months.
kekhttps://merch.warhammer.com/collections/ultra-mad
>>97071083This sister needs bigger tits.
>had plans to paint this whole week>got sucked into playing cyberpunk2077 for the first timeYou win again, /v/idya
>There will be more ultramarines>This is a threat
>>97071076>>97071083Some sus bits in these. Generally good tho, appreciate it anon. Sadly I can't post a lot of the art I've found for one reason or another. Maybe too big of files>>97071091Mixing kinks with your gaming is a little odd, don't you think space jeet?
>>97071101Lmao based
>>97071101>5XLKWAB
>>97071103God dammit stfu her tits are perfect as is
>>97071112Does this mean we'll get female marines?Since that's about the only generic marine releases possible since GW has either already updated or relegated the rest into Legends.
>>97071092Something like the gladiators? I see people say the ballista dread isn't very good
>>97071094You forgot that Morthai became a god in AoS, and the Horned Rat became the 5th (big) Chaos God40K lacks a 5th god. So the spot is open to Vash or Be'lakor.>And we can see this in WHF/AoS with Nagash. Nagash was a proper character in WHF, but once GW ascended him to the god of death in AoS, the guy has basically done nothing and he practically just exists. Because he has to, he is a god at this point, less of a character more of a force of nature.Nagash led an entire edition and was the final boss of Broken Realms.
This is my Vindicare Assassin OC, 3 Holes. She's pretty cool and she doesn't afraid of anything.
>>97071115GW knows their audience
>>97071119>wow people are having some laffs and having a good time>I know what I should do! I'll mention female marines!Fucking idiot.
>>97071105Remember to be a bro to johnny and then wait a while before the "end" to get the coolest ending.I picked the wrong option my first time and had to do another 100 hour playthrough
>>97071101If that is actually an item they are selling, someone is going to wear this unironically
>>97070885That's the worst part they know and they laugh at us
>>97071119I'll say it again but I'd allow female marines if they were like picrel; badass but not sexualized.
>>97071155Dark Elfdaribros not like this...
>>97071068kek even in their silly joke videos they feel compelled to always have a black woman
>>97071157what's the point if they are not sexualized?
>>97071157I hope she sees how progressive you are bro
>>97071162Its a who's who of chimps at the Warhammer HQ it seems.
>>97071125There are 5 main marine tank v tank platforms-Gladiator Lancer-Repulsor Executioner-Predator Annihilator-Vindicator-Ballistus dreadnought Out of these 5, the lancer has the highest damage, but the ballistus dreadnought is the most durable(and least damage). IIRC the gladiator also is the least durable. For me personally I plan to use the lancer and repulsor executioner for my 2000pt list.
Kek. New ultras confirmed
>>97071094>but once GW ascended him to the god of death in AoS, the guy has basically done nothing and he practically just exists.Anon cmon. The necro quake and its consequences, orchestrating ossiarchs, rightfully denying morathis advances for his boner.
>>97071172We already know the first day of Grotmas is something Titus related so we will see Monday.
>>97071164You let your imagination undress them anon, stop being lazy!
>>97071113>Mixing kinks with your gaming is a little odd, don't you think space jeet?Not at all, you're doing after all, space nun shaped colonoscopy bag
>>97071172>new uriel ventris>tyrannic war vets>calgar in phobos armour>ultramar auxilia
>>97071164You jest but some people really think like that.>>97071168I'm gay, but good to hear you're performative.
>>97071060eradicators, dreadnoughts, lt with combi weapon, hellblasters. Basically any anti tank anti vehicle or youll get fucked>>97071084it was my autismo giga racist cousin from spain not my sister>>97071101lmao im buying one of these
>>97070272>Primaris chaos lord with no chaos ornamentation
>>97071157The fuck is wrong with you
>>97071182I'm really not, I just like sororitas characters, and even besides that there's a difference between a character simply being attractive and being coomer bait
>New ultramarines>It's the utramar auxilia:^)
>>97071170Thanks anon
>>97071194There's nothing primaris about that new RG character
>>97071187>>ultramar auxiliacan't wait the sergeants and officers to be black women wearing scifi lorica segmentata. FUCK
>>97071205Besides his blatantly primaris armor
>>97071199>there's a difference between a character simply being attractive and being coomer baitNo there isn't
>>97071200>um CSMfags, you're army is actually suppose to be cultists led by 1 sorcerer>if they gave us SM players guardsmen of course I'd take themMy My, how the turn tables...
>>97071218Point to a single primaris design point on his armorYou can'teven HHfags are using him as a RG character
>>97070885>>97071172I'm tired bros
Why didn't any of the ravenwing get updated
>>97071227Nobody ever said either of these
>>97071191>it was my autismo giga racist cousin from spain not my sisterAh I got the two mixed upWhat if she's too brown for me? I'm extremely pale you know
>>97071234Nobody cares about the closeted gay marines
>>97071228Every single detail on the armor that isn't some gay bird
>>97071222>I can't look at a picture of a woman without wanting to coomThat's a you issue, don't project it onto everyone else
>>97071244>>97071088
>>97071249Oh, so you can'tlol
>>97071188>gayOh sweetie are you lost? The MTG generals are a bit further down.
>>97071009Unfortunately I have an actual diaper kink and when I decided to check out this concept there was only one art. Sad
>>97071258He's right at home with dark angels players
>>97071233Try redbull and newports
>>97071222>complain when woman is attractive >complain when woman is an ugly bulldyke
>>97071268The solution is no women
>>97071234The ravenwing models were the only good ones in their whole range, why would you want GW to turn them into monstrosities
>>97071241No, SMfags have definitely not wanted guardsmen in their army. They have definitely been busybody faggots telling CSM players what their armies should be for decades and don't @ me to say 'no thats not true', I was arguing with SMfags on warseer about this before you were even a smear on the crack of your whore mother's ass!
>>97071227I'd actually love SM auxilia, let me soup, let me create my own auxilia (and give love to other factions too plz)>>97071258Funny enough my straight brother is playing MTG lol>>97071234Aren't they rumored to get stuff?>Go from multiple kits and an upgrade sprue>To a couple of bits in a general DA sprueTravesty
>>97071267Well that just jostled some memories from my 20s looseThanks I guess?
>>97071282You're underaged
They’re going to fucking update gorrila man
>>97071268I'm doing none of these things.AttractiveUglyAll will be in soiled adult diapers
>>97071291But enough about you.
>>97071286If he's straight and playing MtG still then he's even worse than an actual fag
>>97071300>N-no u Lmao I hit too close to home I see
>>97071252One of the worst posts I've seen on this website tbdesu
>>97071286>brother plays mtgHe'll be gay too soon enough then, good for you, kweenslay.
>>97071296He's earned it God I hope both models are legal like Calgar
>>97071307>still seethingYikes, it's okay kid, its not your fault you weren't old enough to start with an edition that didn't have primaris!
>>97071309there was a time where a romantic streak was appreciated
>>97071266I actually am a DA player. Yes, it is funny.>>97071278This but unironically, everytime someone asks for woman -insert strong male faction in fictional setting- it's always eitherA) porn addicts, aka "I want women because I want to jack off and can't help it"B) performative people, aka "I want to look like the good guy and win social points"Every single time an actual survey/study is done, the reality is that>Men want strong dudes>Women also want strong dudesAnd I'll also throw>Gays want strong dudes>And lesbians who cares
>bundle of 10 atalan Jackals & Jackal Alphus for €108SEND HELP
>>97070260>Are you planning to get any of the Christmas boxes? To start a new army or expand on one you have?If I could have gotten them for the 160 low prices then yes but I'm not payng a scalper 280 dollars for a bunch of meme models.
>>97071305>>97071310He's more into lolis and molesting me and my sisters when we were young.I'd feel bad for saying he's not the greatest guy if he was at least trying to fix it.
>>97071335Don't blame the scalpers, blame the retards that will pay more than msrp for a bundle soley because it's a bundle and at one point in time was a deal
>>97071320That's not what they meant anon
>>97071278>freshest writer>ADBThe rest of that post might work but that part right there is just straight up wrong. Surely the poster who originally posted that wouldn't also recommend Mike Brooks or something.
>>97070885Where’s the picture of John Goodman’s thanksgiving when you need if?
>>97071118Nah, they need to be bigger.
Can you imagine a world without loretubers?
>>97071358>shudders
>>97070368Why does gw like tzaangors so much. They like them so much they're in 2 (3?) different games. They usually try to kill cross-compatible armies. But not this one. They fucking love this one.
>>97071343Why'd you say he's straight if he clearly is not
>>97071128>You forgot that Morthai became a god in AoS, and the Horned Rat became the 5th (big) Chaos GodAnd both of them them still existed in WHF for over 30 god damn years before they were ascended to godhood.Vastorr only existed for 2 years.>40k lacks a 5th godDark King, that's your 5th secret Chaos God. And it won't be fucking Vashtorr.
>>97071343>molested>becomes gay>plays dark angelsAre you trying to be a stereotype lmao. Sorry that happened to you.
>>97071358But then how would all the secondaries that infest this place get into 40k and show up here without them?
>>97071157They should be sexualized.All female marines should be like 8ft tall Samus Arans with H cup tits.
>>97070545GW needs to bring back the rules for using lizardmen in 40k. Maybe release Kill Team: Slanni.
Happy thanksgiving my fellow Americans>tq>no my backlog must be defeated
>>97071363Because he is, I had a gf in highschool, doesn't mean I'm bi. If you smoked cigarettes once two decades ago doesn't make you a smoker now.
>>97071362It’s clearly favoritism from a higher up in GW. Thousand Sons don’t even get a unique chaff unit like the other chaos armies (lol EC) so it feels so weird.
>>97071362you're looking at it wrong. it's not that GW has a special love for tzaangors, it's that they are new models. chaos had options for beastmen back in the day but there were no tzaangor models. so a TS player who has been playing for years might have enough rubrics, might have enough characters and might even have a terminator squad but he'll definitely not have any tzaangors
>>97071370Those are, believe it or not, three separate events.I wish it'd be all related because it'd make it so much funnier, but unfortunately it's not, sorry :C
>>97071389oh so you're illogical. I'll place you in the same bucket as decal
>>97071390What do you think tzaangors are
>>97071343>gets molested>becomes obnoxious gay faggot Not surprised. There’s always something that aint right with you miserable lgbt losers
>>97071397>illogicalI think you're not mature enough to have this conversation. Don't worry buddy, one day you'll get it.
>>97071389Nothing gayer than molesting a kid anon>>97071356I'm starting to prefer small titties atp
>>97071404>t. miserable loser
>>97071398They’re chaos beastmen from another game system put into 40k to act as a filler unit to an army that is much more bare bones than a necron. Not even the other god aligned beastmen got in so it’s clearly their attempt at cutting costs while selling more of the same bullshit
>>97071397>>97071405
>>97071362>KT>Warcry>40k>AoS>ToW (run these niggas as Gors)Five games to be honest.
>>97070567>>97070560LORD MORTKINBut also Lost and the Damned should be its own army.>HQEvil Commissar+Ogryn buddyDark CommuneCultist Firebrand>BattlelineTraitor GuardPlague ZombiesTzaangorsBeastmen/normalgorsJakhals>other stuffLeman RussBasiliskother tanks and stuffDetachmentsBondsmen- are bondsmen for a chaos knight, who becomes the Warlord/HQDark Mech- ally in dark mech stuff like forgefiendsCSM buttbuddies- ally in CSM properRenegades- lose chaos stuff but you can call yourself "Severan Dominate" or other human realmAlien Buttbuddies- can ally in shit like some tau or dark eldar>whyIt occurred to me that 40K armies nowadays are not armies in the classic sense, as in a streamlined roster iwth a basic theme that is repeated, but instead these giant super-codexes with a bunch of different shit happening sometimes even opposed to each other. Traitor guard and other degenerates are not chaos marines, chaos space marines should focus on chaos space marines. GW went about it in a retarded way but technically having unique codexes for thousand sons makes a lot of sense in this matter. Eldar are another "should be divided into Craftworlders and Outcasts/Harlequins" case, since they've got too much shit going on.
>>97071389>had a gf in highschool, doesn't mean I'm bi.Yes it does>>97071389>If you smoked cigarettes once two decades ago doesn't make you a smoker now.Yes. And infrequently one thoughbeit
>>97071414>We need a chaff unit to compete with the existing chaff unit to guarantee that one of them will be obselete because I'm retarded
>>97070593>It's true. It's the reason why Abaddon warmed up to Vashtorr when he is usually hateful toward Daemons. Vashtorr is straightforward, and his deals are honest.This is like hating 99% of women but then liking that one woman who isn't shit. Daemons are women, abaddon is an incel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcnTfXDPwEThis is his song. But iwth daemons.
>>97071362Because someone somewhere is apparently buying them for some reason
>>97071428>Daemons are women, abaddon is an incel.Kind of a truthnuke desu
>>97070928>are daemons that retarded ?This is the angle GW is going for, yes.
Within the breath of autumn woods, Within the winter silences: Thy venomous spirit stirs and broods, O Master of impieties! - Lionel Pigot Johnson
>>97071421>Yes it doesDo you even know what "homosexual" mean?It's related to attraction, my dude.A "bisexual" is "attracted" to both.If you're with a woman, but attracted to men, it doesn't make you straight, it makes you miserable.Welcome to /40kg/, where virgins tell you all about their inadequacies.
>>97071176None of that had any impact on anything ever it's literally just Marvelization.
>>97071434You can't buy a box of thousand sons without a tzaangor inside it
>>97071450
>>97071278This post was made by a tranny or a fujoshi. Both equally mentally ill gooners and they say don't want women in it because it'd ruin their goon material.Them using a slaanesh image proves it.
>>97071390EC doesn't have a chaff unit because they use chaff/slaves as drugs and sex not as fighters.
>>97070885made me kek actuallylooks like they will get codex too, just like Valrak said
>>97070885Alright James, you win.You got a chuckle out of me this time.
>>97071457The recent battleforce didn't' have them.
>>97071083>>97071076Look. the you don't want me to fall then I need a sister to be my wife.
>>97071362I like Tzaangors but I agree they shouldn't be mainstay units of the Thousand Sons
>>97071466wrongare you gonna throw a tantrum when people prove you wrong again sloptuber?
>>97071473huh wat u mean?
>>97071278I wouldn't really care if they did add women. I like marines because they use power armor and big guns, not because of what gender they are.
>>97071488
>>97071369>Vastorr only existed for 2 years.Check when the first time the Forge of Souls was mentioned.>Dark KingHe wasn't born yet, and the Emperor refused to become him.
>>97071200Actually a great idea which would make Ultras more unique. Far better than making unique Marine units just for them. They should lean into their warrior kings of ultramar theme
>>97071493Whats it like being molested by your brother
>>97071099And yet they don't stop doing it regardless of how aware they are. They know where their bread's buttered.Little kid walks in and it's blue boys until he's old enough to form his own opinion.Space marines get entire individual chapter releases and new models almost weekly, while Guard have nothing but Cadian and recently Death Korps. Eldar, Orks, Tyranids, Tau and Necrons are lucky to see more than a new character model every year.I don't see the fun in joking about it when you could be pleasing your customers with variety. Oh yeah it's all about the money now. Should have stayed a private company.
>>97071456Good one anon
>>97071495god those robots are so fucking stupid
>>97071495god those robots are so fucking great
>>97071369>Vastorr only existed for 2 years.When they revealed Vashtorr they mentioned they had a 20 year plan for himHe'll ascend eventually
>>97071523>>97071528They have fun rules
>>97071528They're actually fucking small, if they were twice the size they would be fucking great
>>97071508You don't need to bring up your weird fetishes unprompted.
>>97071128Morathi isn't really a bonafide god though. She got sucker-punched at the last second of ascension and her soul is now split between two consciousnesses (storyline conclusion pending).
>>97071537Yeah, they kneed to the night sized
>>97071554>No Grotesques in any of the artwork.Not looking good for them coming back again
>>97070938Oh nice are you getting started in spearhead too. It's probably my favorite out of all the gw rulesets rn. Also very brave hobbying while wearing French tip stilettos. I don't even want to think about how mad I'd be if I accidentally clipped a tip of a nail off with my clippers.
>>97071495The robots are so good. Theyre why I went for TK
>>97071558She is stated to be an actual goddess, her soul being split between two bodies has no bearing on that.
>>97071084Fuck off decalfag, nobody would ever set up a family member with you
>>97071575it's so drukhover....
>>97071309good
>>97071113I having a feeling it's because your images are webp
>>97071613this
Happy Thanksgiving y’all
happy Kwanzaa!
>>97071631>y'allFuck you tranny
>>97071558>>97071590Being a 'god' in AoS is one hell of a broad definition. Alarielle is what I would call a 'true' god that can manifest herself as some giant, formless being like Sigmar or Nagash and wield world shaping power.All the 'minor' gods like Kurnoth, Morathi, Dracothion are just physical beings with a lot of regular power that can't really do much else from their position in the mortal realms without assistance. That's the way I see it anyway even if Morathi was somehow part of the original pantheon before being a physical creature.
>>97071586>I love the robots>that's why I didn't buy them and bought skeletons instead
>>97071642there, you've done it. I shit myself from your nigger lore. I hope you're happy now. brb calling the cops
>>97071631I don't celebrate burgerland turkey and sweet potato day but I hope you have a good one burgeranon.
This is an American website so you’re all American
>>97070260>TQThe only one I was interested in picking up is the CSM one, since picking it up alongside the 9th ed. Combat Patrol I already have and a few other things might make a good start to an Iron Warriors themed list. However I considered against it for a few reasons>Just bought a used lot of Eldar stuff earlier in the month for $170, currently working on fixing that lot up>Backlog is already big as it is (Salamanders Combat Patrol & an Impulsor, a Chimera and some Kasrkrieg, some Armigers, unbuilt Combat Patrol Magazine stuff, some other stuff I'm probably forgetting)>Primed models backlog is even bigger (A whole lotta marines, Krieg Command Squads/Artillery Teams, and a whole Questoris Knight)If they're still in stock by January maybe I'll buy one
>>97071642You mean like real life where there was Zeus, king of the heavens and olympus who could kill anyyone he wanted and rape anyone he wanted, and then Rapimus the god of that one pond in thessaly whose thing was raping and impregnating any woman who decided to bathe in his pond?
>>97071657I am English Student Learner. I am meaning to say TS and no TK. Sorry for bad English
>>97071356>>97071118>>97071103>>97071083Fixed
>>97071677we will remember that blunder
>>97071596...what?>>97071603I guess that's what you expect
>>97071505Amen, love UM as the logistic/strategy/organisation chapter, so them working well with auxilia is very fitting and if it happens would open the way for proper roman legion style armies
>>97071678Lmao based.
>>97071244shes white as a sheet of paper bc she never leaves the house. he job is to take care of one of her disabled parents full time. it doesnt matter since u 2 will never meet anon (her nickname for me is morena since im brown skinned ;~; )>>97071296pls god i hope this is true. he desperately needs a new model. his current one is a nightmare to paint....>>97071582spearhead? wdym anon im a bit confused . dw about my nails bb, i work as a lead engineer and live really frugally so as far as 40k or nails go i genuinely have more disposable income than i know what to do with so even if I damage my nails i can get them fixed tomorrow haha ty for the concern however !!
>>97071677good morning saars
>>97071613>>97071616Oh hey ur right anons. Thanks Unfortinately I'm a phoneposter and tge latest planned obsolescence update took away the ability to edit file extensions. Fuckin faggotsIn 20 years you'll have to jailbrake your phone to access the files directly inatead of buying a dedicated app for every single file type I swear
>>97071502>He wasn't born yetThat's entirely irrelevant to gods.Slaanesh has always existed even before the eldar gave "birth" to it.Same with the Tau'va goddess, she isn't "born" yet or "exist" technically, but she's already influencing events so she is born.Same goes for Dark King. He's your 5th chaos gods, not Vash or even Belakor
>>97071667Pretty much nailed it, yeah. You have all those sprites and river gods in Greek myth that are labelled as 'gods' multiple times in various tales and they even have ultimate power over their specific part of the world; but they can't get up to Olympus without an invite and they can't randomly summon earthquakes and lightning bolts or turn people into snakes, etc.I do like that there's power scaling even amongst gods in AoS though. Makes it more interesting.
>>97071678
>>97071718that how it be
>>97071677
>>97071704dude. you can just screenshot the image you want to post and it’ll change the file to a png or jpg. then, you’ll be able to post it
>>97071640Southerners don’t like trannys retard>>97071659Thanks senpai, you should, its dope
>>97071678SHE'S NOT EVEN HOT ANYMORE WTF>>97071692>shes white as a sheet of paper bc she never leaves the house. he job is to take care of one of her disabled parents full time. it doesnt matter since u 2 will never meet anon (her nickname for me is morena since im brown skinned ;~; )Yeah I have no intention of ever leaving the US but it's funni. Pretty based of her to call you brownie tho. Maybe she is my soulmate>joining the coompostersWell, I guess you are gay at the end of the day...Btw, spearhead is an AoS ruleset similar to combat patrol
>>97071663You have been posting this dozens of times in the last month or two since hte boxes were listed.
>>97071662if thats true then I'm the good American (Californian)
>>97071732Trannies and fags like to larp as blue collar or salt of the earth or w/e tho. Unfortunately it is a real thing. I think it happened because of tumblr>t. Texan who has had this happen before>>97071726Sure, I *can*, but I shouldn't have to
>>97071735Most people here are mentally ill
>>97071732Trannies use y'all constantly. Anyone typing y'all for any reason though is a total faggot regardless
>>97071745Especially the faggots trying to police the thread!
>>97071744And I shouldnt have to wipe my ass after I shit but we all do it anyways. Im just telling you the simple option is there if you want to post an image
>>97071735It's literally only the second time I've ever posted that image before? I've mentioned the idea of combining the new box and the 9th ed. Combat Patrol maybe like 5 times at most across two months, which is barely a drop in the water in these threads when you have guys like Decalmutant posting the same trash day in and day out.
>>97071692Spearhead is the small scale version of aos, it's like combat patrol but actually good. There was a box for it in the background of your pic on the table, o had assumed it was yours mb
>>97071718Kek
>>97071718Need me a girl like this
>>97071759Someone calling you out for making the same post over and over again isn't policing the thread
>>97071755I'm not going to stop talking the way I've always talked just because some fags are culturally appropriating me. You can go fuck yourself>>97071760No one is actively forcing me to wipe my ass after taking away the option of not doing it tho. Don't make excuses for others' shitty behavior
>>97071764More importantly it doesn't have a dodgy acronym that'l get you booted out of the FLGS for asking "Anyone up for a bit of CP?"
>>97071735schizo
>>97071771Except your faggot ass is doing it in the hopes it shames him or guilts him into stopping it.
>>97071157you are a covert sex pest
>>97071733>SHE'S NOT EVEN HOT ANYMORE WTFYou're right, she isn't hot anymore she is now perfect
>>97071784Are you?
>>97071784No. He’s actually just a gay dude who became gay because he was molested by his brother. Typical gay origin story
>>97071733i used to hate the nickname and not being pale like some of my family but i love the nickname and brown skin as an adult >a fully clothed large booba sister is combait bad take, but ty for telling me about spearhead >>97071764ah I see. nah im just using the terrain for 40k thats it. its my box but ive yet to asseble and paint it bc lack of time :(
>>97071774Nta but in some countries SH is an acronym used for sexual harassment
How are y’all gonna spend the weekend?
>>97071789He's not covert. He posts art of children being touched by scantily clad women and men on average about twice a day
>>97071797You want to believe it's the molesting so you can cope about your internalized homophobia.Or maybe you hope it's the molesting because you'd like that, wouldn't you?
>>97071806watch tau lore vids and goon to whiteboi beatdowns
>>97071815True, it scooby-doo-be-do be like that.
>>97071815Oh you're an actual schizophrenic got it
>>97071777Correct. Spamming low quality posts about how you're going to do something later is the most worthless thing you can do here
>>97071800Noted.
>>97071806Gonna get drunk with a buddy tomorrow and then I'll spend saturday and sunday finishing my collage entry.
>>97071761>decalfag is retarded>so I can also be retarded
>>97071827Yes I know you nomodels seethe like nothing else when people discuss actually participating in the hobby
>>97071755Says the nigga who said y’all twice in his own post lmfaoo
>>97071799If you ever get the chance to try spearhead( the Army lists are set to whatever is in the spearhead bundles so it's an easy thing to borrow from someone) it is probably the best ruleset gw makes rn. Games are stupidly fast, me and my bf can finish a game in about an hour.
>It's still just porn shitposting and schizo shitposting
>>97071851Yet you do nothing to contribute to the actual thread topic and continue to give them attentionYou are worse than they all are
>>97071806I'm gonna be working on this techmarine for my /wip/ SS gift
>>97071843ive never played AoS and have no idea how it differs from 40k sadly if i ever get the chance i will !
>>97071836>Gets his argument proven wrong>resorts to namecallingExcuse me for actually talking about the hobby in the hobby thread.
>>97071853>they
>>97071838Nta, but severan dominatefag has killed any sort of trust i had in daydreamers to complete their grand plans. Until I see finished squads to go alongside their daydream it's just that, a daydream. I don't really know how I'm supposed to interact with daydreamers outside>wow that's a cool idea, I hope you actually do it!
>>97071827trying too hard
>>97071787Stfu you have nigger taste>>97071799>i used to hate the nickname and not being pale like some of my family but i love the nickname and brown skin as an adultAre you dark enough to not need sunscreen?>>97071799>>a fully clothed large booba sister is combait>bad take, but ty for telling me about spearheadIt's a coombait meme in general because of the focus on nothing but the titties>>97071800Or self harm!
>>97071868>n-no way... y-you called me out so you MUST be the person I'm doing nothing but rewarding with my own faggoty behavior!!!
>>97071851>porn shitposting and schizo shitpostingAnd it's all just the same shitposter too.
>>97071806Im running around just trying to make everything ready for Thanksgiving. I'm not even thinking about the weekend right now.>Ty Jesus for the warhammer minis we are about to receive
>>97071838>someone spamming about how they're totally gonna do something later isn't nomodels>anyone calling that out is nomodelsLmao, you're such a little faggot anon. No one cares about this made up project no matter how many times you tell us about it. Get over yourself and either paint the shit or don't, just stop fucking talking about it
>>97071851It's a shame you have chosen to just complain for the 28th time while contributing nothing to the thread
>>97071892>everybody I don't like is the same person
I like this one a lot. She looks like she's having fun
Today i'm thankful for all the mouth breathing nomodel retards who will take the shortcut off a bridge
>>97071896The amount of people who believe that on here is wild. Or maybe it really is just one or two guys who have the various lolcows living rent free in their heads 24/7 and imagine them everywhere
>>97071862>ritualposting because someone else ritualposts=talking about the hobby
Do these obnoxious faggots just not have access to the internet throughout the year? What is it about every holiday that makes these cretins come out of the woodwork to bombard the thread?
>>97071547I own one of those Korean hats, it's very breezy in the summer
>>97071884>>97071896
>>97071859Speaking of SS, every anon from /40kg/'s secret santa has either received their gift and/or confirmed that they sent theirs. Good job anons and good cheer.
>>97071905It's free time genius. A lot of people are just sitting around with their families waiting for dinner or more people to arrive. This place also attract those who are more likely to be antisocial, and so while all the normies are drinking, or watching football, or interacting with other humans, the spergs are sitting in a chair by themselves in the corner of the room furiously typing away on their phone about sister of battle breast size.
>>97071907How's it look on a fat white boy like you?
>>97071908Look, it's not my fault you feel called out.
>>97071806Working on a squad of grav chute kasrkin im gonna run as aqualons
>>97071915>no grinchingThat's awesome anon. I'll join in next year
>>97071895>le archievfagtre
>>97071879fuck no. if i step outside without sunscreen ill get burned all over including my face>titties are coombait anon pls that image was modest by this general's standards.........besides anti-coom fake puritans are gay and cringe >>97071897keep going anon im saving all of the good so pics ur posting
>>97071925Talking about breast size.Should the Mistress have a Twin-linked Hunter-killer Missile? In 3rd/4th thanks to Repentias she would most like never be avail to shoot it, but in the odd occasion that model find it self alone I think it deserve to have it.
>>97071944>by this general's standardswhich are nonexistent
>>97071931>doubling downYou are truly a broken human. I'm not any of the anons you've been arguing with, I'm just the one making fun of your mental capabilities/status but I'm sure this will be a truly difficult thing to believe that everyone isn't out to get you or maliciously make your life worse
>>97071925I guess it makes perfect sense that these loser's families hate them as much as everyone here does
>>97071806at workI don't have weekends
Gooning my tiny white clitty and watching lore vids. Its a good day
>>97071956>I'm not any of the anons you've been arguing with>>97071931
>>97071956>you've been arguing with>out to get you or maliciously make your life worseYou're projecting by the way, I've not been arguing with anyone.
>>97071944Ignore the literal fag. He crashes out anytime someone posts something that isn't rogal dorn in a thong with his legs over his head while rubbing his hairy belly
>>97071475You're not worthy.
>>97071977Mesh armor is a funny thing>>97071992>more coom>Just another episode of coomer projecting his own mental illness onto othersDenial is one hell of a drug
>>97071944>fuck no. if i step outside without sunscreen ill get burned all over including my faceLmao that's tough. >>97071944>anon pls that image was modest by this general's standards.........besides anti-coom fake puritans are gay and cringeUr literally latino I'm probably less puritan than your own mom. >>97071942>keep going anon im saving all of the good so pics ur postingOkay>>97071992Don't get me wrong, I hate homosexuals too
>>97072030Fuck I forgot to remove all the extra tags. Oh well. One more as a bribe to ignore rhat
>>97070885I will support anything that makes X*nos fags seethe
>>97071992kek it do be dat way
The whole thread adores my immense red wife magnus the red, but they cannot have her, but you may look at her I suppose
>>97072030>>97072034Forgot your medication?
>>97071996
Target has a few DoW Onslaught boxes currently in stock right now if anyone needs one. Grabbed one and while I hate buying GW, at least it is half the price of MSRP.
>>97072054I don't take meds, though maybe I should. I'm just a garden variety scatterbrained retard
>>97072030>latina>no españolareee. youre 100% abt my mom tho kek. shes a Bible thumping catholic boomer stereotype
Should I cut off the front sights off the bolt rifles so my intercessors can actually see through their scopes? Or does the omnissiah just make it work.
>>97072075I have all the picatinny shit off my bolters regardless
>>97072075/k/faggotry is cringe. just own the britbong gun designs
>>97072075You don't need to remove the front post
>>97071806I'm thinking about painting up some guys and doing this again but with /dudes/ from the thread.I want this team to be Coal Hearts, Malakim's Ante, and I haven't decided on the 3rd.What class do you want to be? Your choices are TacticalBulwarkHeavyVanguardSniperAssault
>>97072070I'm a gringo, you're all the same to me And of course she is>>97072075Fuckin kek'd I didn't even notice that>>97072080Potentially super based. Sounds inconvenient tho
>>97071806Waiting next to my door for the delivery man to drop off my Votann Leagues christmas box
>>97072089I always run heavy or bulwark in SM2, with tac as a distant third.
>>97072089third has to be O&T or suncrushers by default, I think those are the only other homebrew chapters around these days
>>97072093>I'm a gringoNot every gringo is retarded though
>>97071929Fat and white, but they're cool.
>>97072089Assault would be sweet, but im not super knowledgeable of the full loadouts from sm2 so whatever fits assault ints would be cool. That battle report was unreal btw anon. Brother Veteran Vako needs a dmc3 style combo meter for his black rage levels.
We fridgepostan, we frenspostan Happy Thanksgiving too all in Canada and the United States!
>>97072117The retarded ones are the ones who care about shit like that
I dont care what shithole you’re in. You will celebrate Thanksgiving when you’re on my website.
>>97072148>>97072166Well said!
>>97072148>>97072166Finally, good posts.
We frigpostan, we frenspostan>high resolution image belowhttps://files.catbox.moe/b1h75z.png>>97072148What do you think you're doing. That's not even the most recent one either
>>97072166Okay tomorrow I'll get some sweet potato fries and a turkey sandwich, best I can do.
It feels like this guy should have his own rules.
So, as of right now, successor chapters are allowed to take epic hero datasheets/models to tournaments right? The printed codexes kinda implied otherwise but last I heard that wasn't really a problem anymore
>>97072148>>97072172>>97072183>he photoshopped his decalslop onto the fridge againBanned for life from all community events
>>97072194Its most likely someone trolling, not even the Decalslopper. Just ignore it.
>>97072184>fridge>not a single model is on a fridgeWhy?
>>97072148this is so sad, why do you keep doing this>>97072184Just ignore him fridgeking. Anyone with sense would know you'd never put him on
>>97072201Both images seem the same so who cares.
>>97072186He's just a recruited marine who couldn't take the nails so they stripped him of his armor and told him to go die
>>97072194I didn't even see the decalmutant on there lmao
>>97072192There are no succesor chapters atm. If you have a named character from any chapter, you can’t run named characters of any other chapter
>>97072212Yea probably someone just trolling.
>>97072148>he put himself next to my modeli feel sickvashtorr, you deserve better
>>97072208One is being infiltrated by someone who is not welcomed by anyone. Use your eye spy skills to find the unwanted slopper!
>>97072148This is just pathetic lmao. You wanna bet if decalfag will try to worm his way into the collage too?
>>97072229No wonder he feels like he can never get a say or be involved in community events, people troll like this and everyone just laughs at him and attacks him when he's not involved.
>>97072241Put the trip back on buddy
>>97072148Neck yourself fecalslopper. Ywnb fridged, tipped, collaged, or secret santa'd
>>97072245Schizo stuff, take your meds.
>>97072241It's not trolling to say he is unwelcome here. It's simply the truth
>>97072184What makes into the fridge?
>>97072255Unwelcome here from baseless unwarranted claims of malfeasance anon.
>>97072256Your favourite model that you have painted.Just submit it in response to a fridge post.If you want to update it, say what your old photo is (providing proof) and it will go over the old photo
>>97072241Hello decalmutant
>>97072256If you'd like to be added to the fridge just post the model you've painted that you are the most proud of i response to a fridgepost. Unless you're the fecalslopper, it's open to everyone
>>97072223So there's no nonsense with the "custom keyword", it's just "you have your codex keyword no matter what rhe paint job says"That's so much betterOr maybe that's what they meant regardless and I'm just retarded lolEither way that's really good news for me. I realized it might be cool to make my chapter's Emperor's Chanpion a jump pack model but I couldn't think of any really suitable datasheets(I don't want to go with JP captain with sword because the statline on his sword ain't great, and I don't want to tell my opponent "well he's holding a sword in his hand but he's really using a thunder hammer") but then I realized I can just use the datasheet that's literally built to lead sanguinary guard. I'm actually getting pretty exited about this
>>97072261this attitude is exactly why nobody wants you here lmao
>>97072261Every time you say it's baseless and people provide receipts of the things you've done you either crash out and deflect or claim that it happened yesterday/a week ago/a month ago/6 months ago and so it shouldn't count
>>97072262nta, cool>>97072184I submit my Magnus for judgement
>>97072115Yeah I'll probably go with Borean Butchers this round. I'll do one with Suncrushers next time.I just need to find a way to simplify O&T's paint recipe. Pic related.>>97072105>>97072139Heard. Thanks anon, its fun to do. SM Ops being a PvE gamemode means I can take my time setting up camera shots and such. No one is waiting on me but me.
>>97072281>all that shit for such a bland scheme
>>97072267Ah, I usually just paint to have my armies painted. As a result my style and quality really depends on my mood at the time of painting.
>>97072280where tf did that plume come from
>>97072280I got you, get fridged fren>High resolution image below https://files.catbox.moe/zo93ft.png
>>97072307one fren is missing
>>97072280The fuck is this anon
>>97072301That doesn't really matter as long as you have one model your most proud of. Doesn't havr to be the model you painted the best, just has to be your favorite
>>97072314That's not a friend that's missing it's a pox. Besides he said everyone on the fridge is a lefty queer and also a janny so he doesn't really want to be on there with them anyways.
>>97072280>magnus>tzeentch endless spell>seraphon shieldInteresting composition
>>97072291>bright orange>bright teal>blandIf it was bland you wouldn't be here making a big deal about it.
>>97072291Nomodels would think like that
>>97072348>>97072353Settle down little guy
>>97072359Trying too hard
>>97072304Karl Franz>>97072307<3>>97072323>>97072339A manic period, the fun part of being bipolar
>>97072348>>97072353>1 minute apartwow someone sure is angry their favorite namefag got insulted
>>97072359>>97072365>one minute apart
>>97072379
>>97072365>59 seconds apartYou really are a retard lol
>>97072379Whatever makes you feel better about yourself
>>97072359>>97072365>little guy>claiming post timer samefagging when it's 59 seconds apartUpset that you didn't get away with shopping your shit onto community posts again and lashing out at your betters eh
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/videos/wargutl7/fans-protest-at-warhammer-world/Kek
>>97072365>he doesn't understand post timersSeething decalmutt spotted
anyone see collage anon lately? have I just been missing them?
>>97072396laughing my ass off
>>97072395>bettersKek, I don't give a shit about the attentionwhore spam I wouldn't go to the effort of shopping anything on it
>>97072408anon are you literally retarded >>97070683
>>97072408He was in the previous thread
>>97072408Are you actually that stupid holy fuck>>97070683
>>97072281He just waffledThat's just basecoats and edge highlights
>>97072413Post models with timestamp larper
>>97070683We're in for the most boring one yet
>>97072419You're just as stupid as he is
>>97072430Holy fuck yes. I'm hyped. This is the category that is easiest for anyone to join in, so this better be the collage with the most entries unless you're a secondary
>>97072425Larping as what exactly
>>97072430Nah i think it's gonna be fun. Low cost so even poorfags can enter and your only limit is your own creativity.
>>97072416NTA but I do have a lower IQ than average. I got tested when I was little. Failing to be observant is something everyone experiences. People like me are the same as you we just take longer to understand things.
>>97072430Terrain is fun. I suspect we'll have more entries for the december collage than any of the previous ones.
>>97072443He think you’re me, its his schizophrenia acting up again.
>>97072445Maybe you should take some time to look for things if you know you're a drooling retard instead of bothering people with your low iq questions you could've answered yourself
>>97072430Objective marker shouldn't even be an option
>>97072456I may be stupid, but you're upset.
>>97072430>not excited for terrain they can use to play on for years>not excited for cool objective markers they can use in any gameNogames located. Dispensing response.
>>97072442>>97072444>>97072453I think this will have the least entries out of all collages so far actually, barely anyone posts any terrain here.
>>97072466>lol I may be diagnosed as a retard but ur madDamn maybe doctors sometimes know what they're talking about these days
Does high fantasy terrain fit for 40k? I was thinking of doing something for Aos anyways so I might as well knock two birds with one stone.
>>97072473We’re going to make it fun and all contribute to something bigger than ourselves.
>>97072473Maybe. But this could be an incentive for people to try something new? Who knows.
>>97072469>Why aren't you excited to see a building
>>97072480Feudal worlds exist so why not
>>97072473You'd be a moron to assume that this month is going to receive more entries than objective marker/terrain. Depending on your army you may have zero flying units. Everyone has a use for a piece of terrain, even nogames get a chance to make a cool backdrop piece for their modelpics.
>>97072430Does Kill Team terrain count
>>97072492Nta but the masculine urge to harness the forces of creation and nature to build a house is something all true men should have.
>>97072442>>97072444>>97072453I'm a nogames but would doing some stuff on my acrylic display shelves count as terrain?
>>97072492>can't refute nogames accusation>you can only make a building as terrain, nothing elseNogames and creatively inept. Dispensing response
>>97072508Just make a little display backdrop for your guys photoshoots
>>97072469Every piece of terrain we see here, which we rarely ever do, is >the same GW broken building painted grey or not painted at all>random shit they just threw on the board to have something to play with
>>97072508If you placed them on a table would they look like terrain when you are done. If the answer is yes I'd say go for it.
>>97072522What about purple anons stuff?
>>97072529I don't remember anything about his terrain
>>97072529that's like the only exception I can think of in the last couple months
>>97072522That's because this is 40kg, not terrain general. It's an afterthought to a lot of people here, but it doesn't have to be. IH/Glossnids anon posts pics from a lovely table all the time
>>97072535You don't remember his DOW terrain on his retro table? Or his Christmas table/snowy forest table with a poured water effect running through it?
>>97072522Here's some. I painted some ork terrain too but its at a buddy's place right now
>>97072555He's about to move the goalposts and state that painting it white is no different than painting it grey. Nice building tho anon
>>97072549The only "regular" that sticks in my head is sallyfag because of that one gryph conversion that was so bad on so many levels that I'll never not hate him for it
>>97072576Salamanders and a gryph? How'd he make that work?
>>97072581He didn't
>>97072430This may be good incentive to get started on that generator kit that came with my Mandrakes.
>>97072576>one gryph conversionAre you sure you're thinking of the right person, that doesn't sound familiar and I'm here pretty often.
>>97072576Literally rent free lmfao
>>97072587Well now I'm curious, what did he do? Like a salamander riding some aos or fantasy gryph? A gryphon on wheels? Counts as stormhawk or whatever?
>>97072596It 100% is him, the concept alone was so bad that it's forever burned into my memory
>>97072609He's making shit up, the only thing I've seen sallyanon post that could be anything like what he's describing is maybe the little dragon his whip guy has
>>97072619Well that's a letdown...
>>97072615I think you're memory is flawed. He's never posted anything like that
>>97072619I'm not, it's this gryph with an admech machine gun awkardly mashed onto its shoulders/neck area
>>97069979Is that a good book? I want to get into Ynnari
I doubt I saved it but I'm digging through every file I have I'm not letting you get away with this sallyfag
>>97071531>They mentioned they had a 20 year plan for him.Do chaosfags really believe this?
>>97072649>>97072665What an ugly blurry style. Looks like slop
>>97072644>uhhhh it's real I just...>It's around here somewhere....>uhhhh>it was this box art pic! But like bad!Bro lmao
>>97070683Here's my entry. Thanks for doing this again.>Terrain winningMaybe this is the opportunity for me to finally paint up my Bheta-Decima terrain.
>>97072675Remember dude, the only one good CWeldar novel is a Valedor
>holiday bred>melty about trannies>melty about coloured people>melty about women>melty about aos>melty about lore>melty about decalfag>melty about ultranon>melty about o&tanon>melty about collageanon>melty about fridgeanon>melty about sallyanonDamn that's almost the whole bingo card. What are we missing to complete the set? Lashing out over the OP image? We still have time
>>97072772If you think this is a melty you haven't been here long
>>97072724He was always unapologetic about his trash before but maybe he's embarrassed about it now, but it's real
>>97072675It's fine. Yvraine has a fair bit of presence but it's not really her story being told. It's definitely better than Valedor, but that's also because Valedor is mid, so it's not so much an endorsement.
>>97070830Cope.
>>97072772I've said it before and I'll say it again - the best threads are when there's a lot of modelposters sharing their stuff. Any thread starting with lorefaggotry or coomer garbage is dead on arrival
>>97072789>It's real>show you? >uhhhhhhThe above message was typed by Juliette michelle as the poster is currently busy having his face sat on.
>>97072814Responding to your own samefag 5 hours later is grim
>>97072820Until one of the several unhinged lunatic modelposters turns the entire thread into a shitstorm
>>97072842to be fair his schizo orbiters are just as guilty as he is
>>97072878
>>97072822>why didn't you save and organize a photo of an ugly model?
>>97073009>>97073009>>97073009
>>97071806Spent last Saturday at an old friend's wedding and caught the flu, so I guess I'll spend this one still feeling like ass. One day long social event ending up knocking me out for over a week, i should have just stayed in my tism cave.
>>97070260I like to believe the webstore is sorted by purchases so when I see the christmas jumpers in order of>XXXL>XXL>XL>L>M>SI smile
>>97072469I think objective markers can be really cool if you think about it for five seconds and have some bits in your box, no greenstuff required.But I find the most insufferable, most autistic people save not only cat reaction images but pointing laughing images and I wish they would all ask to be unbanned from reddit or their friend's discord so they could post somewhere else.
>>97070938>instructions upside down
