Hey, fa/tg/uysWhat is some inane woke stuff, you can use in your campaigns? Lately, I have come upon a gem that is Witcher 4 and amazing "Rats". They are a group of thieves that "steal from the rich and give to the poor". I intend to use that in my campaign. A group of NPCs is doing exactly that:- local baker gets robbed twice, gets out of bussiness- local moneylender too - all loans to nearby farms stop- local barrons coffer of wealth has been stolen: he is now unable to pay the guards, who are abandoning their posts and turning mercenaries and even bandits. Crime risesPCs will get a chance to find these NPCs, who are deeply convinced, they are "bringing down the system". So: What other similar bs can be applied to campaigns under "actions have consequences" chapter?
>>97076800>six kings have died over the past four months due to gnome diversity quotas in the royal guard
>>97076817LOL! BEST ENDING EVAR
use the combat wheelchair, but have some crazy inventor and tinkerer use it
>>97076849
>>97076800Have black NPCs smoke detectors going off in the background
>So: What other similar bs can be applied to campaigns under "actions have consequences" chapter?The barony has fallen, and the anarchist's paradise has been conquered by the local warlord.Heretics urge defiance of the gods' edicts, only to trigger a divine curse upon disobedience (think Romans 1:18-32).Local feminists kill the all the men; thirty years later, they're dying of old age and the nation is collapsing due to lack of children, but they staunchly refuse all aid. A woman on the verge of an empty egg carton invites the PCs to help.Orc refugees from a nearby nation have been robbing, murdering, and raping their way across the kingdom. The party is asked to solve crimes without actually stopping the crooks. Their orcish food is delicious, after all.A woman adventurer is found raped and murdered. The PCs interrogate her party- all monstrous species- to find out what happened.
>>97076859>Black NPCs are unable to recognize Detect X spells
>>97076826Exactly, he gave the players what they wanted, it was a good end :)
>What other similar bs can be applied to campaigns under "actions have consequences" chapter?In order to protect its racial purity, the elven kingdom exiles all interlopers of all other races that once dwelled within its borders.The elven kingdom's economy collapses as most elves are far too haughty to farm crops, mine ore or do any of the taxing and unrewarding jobs that keep the kingdom aloft.The elven kingdom, weakened by its isolationism, becomes less influential on the world stage and a shadow of its former self until it's eventually conquered.
Rapeape thread
>>97076886Well they did make a domestic abuser fentanyl addict into a saint
>>97076909>the village worships a local deity
>>97076865Last one would be great for a Rashomon style scenario just like, in general.
>>97076817>>97076826>>97076888>t. nogames tards.
>>97076800In my joke campaign, there was a group of adventurers consisting of a useless combat wheelchair guy, a rogue who always whispers and tries to go solo, and a horny horned tiefling bard. However, it was just for the cheap laughs. It also has a propaganda of an evil multicultural empire and secret police. Heroes are called expephiles and persecuted, necromancy is not-your-business-mancy, evil is alternative good, etc. However, it is more of a commentary on totalitarian shenanigans in general and the cult of personality, rather than being a particular allusion to woke bs. For example, the final boss is literally 99 lvl kobold named Pun-Pun, which is based on the collective image of a dictator.It is really hard to criticize woke ideology in the D&D-ish fantasy scenario, since it just boils down to the theme of useful idiots and self-righteous criminals. Not very evocative. It just tells you that your enemy is morally bankrupt and probably insane. Such an enemy can also be common only in the rich and developed world, which has already succumbed to the evil, such as ours, since being a useful idiot or self-righteous criminal for a long time needs other people's money. Something that in pseudo-old times was more of a privilege of corrupt nobles and church officials. Like forced "immigration" of "green skinned" barbarians or "femenism" are obviously anachronistic bs if we don't have modern time establishment.
>>97077214no u
>>97076865All that to say you are too retarded to play tabletop games.>>97077495>t. faggot too stupid to see that he the self-righteous useful idiot here.
>>97077557No u and your stupid made up story.
>>97077214Not even my story, you sad fuck. Though it's not like you have anything better, considering you don't play games.
>>97076822Kek
>>97077495>It is really hard to criticize woke ideology in the D&D-ish fantasy scenario, since it just boils down to the theme of useful idiots and self-righteous criminalsNo, it's not. Anything is worthy of critique and introspection. The only people who think their ideology can't be criticized in any context are deluded or cowards.
>>97076822Sensible chuckle
>>97077595Okay it not your story. You are still a retarded nogames.
>>97077624I play plenty. Do you?
>>97076800>- local baker gets robbed twice, gets out of bussiness>- local moneylender too - all loans to nearby farms stop>- local barrons coffer of wealth has been stolen: he is now unable to pay the guards, who are abandoning their posts and turning mercenaries and even bandits. Crime risesEvery one of these events and consequences combinations sounds naively unrealistic. Like you might literally be 22 and still struggling to perceive the basics of the world. Polish? Or just an NA high-school dropout? I hope your campaign has no adult participants of modest or better IQ!
>>97076800you have to go back
>>97077635Yes, we can tell you play with plenty of penises.
>>97077656Much like your mother :)
>>97077675Nah, just you and your dads.
>>97077687If that's what you want to call all of your mother's gentlemen callers, go right ahead son
>>97077706Nope, you are thinking of the fat man that is your mom here.
>>97077717You could probably be playing an actual traditional game instead of thinking about penises and mixing up your mother with other fat pigs, but reddit's gotta reddit I guess
>>97077726Nice projection, nogames tard.
>>97077731We know you're projecting, nogames tard, you don't have to self-report this hard
>>97077739Good job finding your own posts, retard.
>>97076800the drow are putting chemicals in the water which turn the gnomes gay and shapeshifted dragons run the banking industry they have the whole gold standard in their handswe have to liberate the free market from the dragons
>>97077765Nah, you've already lost this internet slapfight. And it doesn't detract how you're still the type of person to do nothing but seethe about other people's internet stories, fake or otherwise, all day because you couldn't make your own even with chatgpt's help. Even a 5th ed D&D player is above you.
>>97077798Your projection is not going to change the fact you are a retard nogames buttblasted someone does not like some crap some other nogame fag made up.
>>97076800Every time I see this image all I can think about is that story about the undefeated Litch king that the players completely ignored and any minute everyone is this image is going to be slaughtered by skeletons
>>97077806You’re not even coming up with original insults now. Sad
>>97077818Cry harder nogames fagtard.
>>97077837Considering you got yourself upset over stories you believe didn't happen, I think you might need help
>>97077852Sorry that not everyone likes that retarded story.
>>97076800Consider reading some of the Root: The RPG adventures. I thought it was a game for children and it turns out, the allegiances mechanics are a grinding blood machine, it's awesome and gritty.
>>97077874Either provide a better one then or stop malding like the little bitch you are
>>97076886Das just de sound de priest makes.
>>97077879I always enjoyed this one.
>>97077940Finally, thank you
>>97076800That's not wokeness, and the only people who claim that it is are false flaggers trying to water down the term.
>>97077987This thread's kinda boring so I'm just gonna share dumb stories I like.
>>97078036It's not about whether the story is true, but whether you had fun reading it.
>>97078046
>>97078064The spoiler is that he got diabetes.
>>97077877What makes it different than other pbta stuff?
>>97078067Read on an empty stomach.
>Hey gys, I'm not really down for a socially conscious game right now, I was just gonna do, you know, evil overlord and all that. I know that's what you want, but can we just focus on that?
>>97076800I am so tired of these seething threads.Why must you OPs be faggots universally?Is this just a bot going on forever and ever?
>>97078036Go for it>>97078046Exactly. No skin off anyone's nose whether the story's fake or real.
If we're just posting /tg/ screencaps I have one of recent vintage that I find amusing.
>>97076865>The barony has fallen, and the anarchist's paradise has been conquered by the local warlord.Oh hey, I remember this one.
>>97077214You are the poster who is known as fishfag
What a retarded fucking thread.
>>97080728Stop shocking your dog and change your smoke detector's battery
>>97080741My name isn’t Hassan and I’m not black.
>>97080741Do you wish you were?
>>97077639Anon, you can't just call people Polish out of nowhere, such an insult is unwaranted in all but the worst cases.
An old classic.
>>97080951>284 posts and 57 image replies omittedThis one and the rapecoin thread from /a/ (maybe /m/? I'm not sure) are two of my favorite screencaps of all time.
>>97077571Get a new line you whiny fucking bitch, nobody loves you
>>97080951These are the real fucking questions.
>>97080715That place was taken over by a drug dealer in a fucking Tesla by nightfall. It was funny with how bad they hid the rape and assaults too. The only reason the cracked down on it was they started protesting at the then mayor's home. That shithole still hasn't recovered from the aftereffect even if they try to hide it. Also I think the local businesses sue the city for it happening.
>>97077612I didn't say it is not worthy of any critique (it is rather worthy of eradication). It is just this critique is a dead-end for good times with friends. For example, there is a lot of good stuff on YouTube criticizing the woke on a day-to-day basis, but it becomes stale and samey very fast because woke is kind of a grotesque parody of itself. The most common sentiment is often "it is not even a satire". And it is rather sad. After spending a six-hour session with allusions to woke garbage, I doubt it makes someone more happy. Pic strongly related.>>97077563no u
>>97076865>the nation is collapsing due to lack of children, but they staunchly refuse all aid. A woman on the verge of an empty egg carton invites the PCs to help.Is this an erotic campaign?
>>97076800Instead of trying to quash the rebellion by force, the evil vizier/sheriff of Nottingham figure sends new people to join it and they immediately start whining about how there aren't enough half-orcs represented, wasting time at meetings, questioning why so-and-so gets to be the leader, etc. >>97080478>apparently his dog ran into traffic... because he walked it without a leashWhy are dogtards like this? And you just know he would have started shit with anyone who asked him to leash the thing. I feel like when I was a kid people were way smarter about dogs. Like you'd wait until you had a backyard and a kid or two to help with walks, not just run out and get a dog even though you're a college student with a small apartment who is gone 14 hours a day. Or you'd have the sense to not bring them to designated quiet spaces(cemeteries, bookstores etc).
>>97082323People were smarter in general “back in the day,” the ability to offload vast amounts of common sense on the nightmare cubes in our pockets really fucked our ability to think.
>>97078148I love threads like these. Bump :)
>>97082046You know what, I think that's a fair thing to say. There's poking fun at retards, and then there's turning your campaign into yet another vehicle for venting your spleen about the wokies.
>>97080723There no fish in this thread. /an/ or /out/ probably has what you are looking for.
>>97082046Yeah you are too stupid to be even a useful idiot
>>97081152Get a brain you stupid nogames
>>97083954good morning, sir
>>97082107>Adventurers enter a run down town called Seoul
>>97076800What is some inane woke stuff, you can use in your campaigns? Lately, I have come upon a gem that is Witcher 4 and amazing "Rats". They are a group of thieves that "steal from the rich and give to the poor". I intend to use that in my campaign.Very modern woke stuff indeed sir! So heckin' based and white of you to agitate against it!! Heil Trump!!1!>local baker gets robbed twice, gets out of bussinessSee anon write "bussiness" instead of "business". That indicates his brain being used to writing "bussy". This is a wignat that watches trans pornography.Also, I don't think a local baker tends to be the target of these kind of thieves.>local moneylender too - all loans to nearby farms stopMight wanna read up on the concept of loan sharks.>local barrons coffer of wealth has been stolen: he is now unable to pay the guards, who are abandoning their posts and turning mercenaries and even bandits. Crime risesFeudal barons usually only acted as the heads of courts in certain cases, but beyond that often only tended to enforce their own feudal privileges (I know, scary word), such as specific land use rights in forests. Since you retards are probably nogamers that only play vidya I'd recommend trying out Pentiment, that game illustrates that conflict pretty well.You people all whine and bitch about "the elite" and "the Jews" on Twitter and /pol/ constantly on the one hand, yet on the other hand you constantly suck their cocks off. While I don't care what you like to do in your spare time, stay off my board. Go back to /pol/.
>>97084519>>97084525Saars
>>97086751Saars full support
>>97077495I have no clue why people aren't getting what you're saying. Beneath the saccharine facade, every piece of wokism fits the model of a basic bitch ethnic/civic suicide cult. >Evil forces behind it >used by charlatans for personal enrichment>promising a great future while only delivering squalor>demanding obedience and making examples of those who stray>infesting otherwise stalwart institutions to use as skin suits>facilitating the destruction and corruption of otherwise prosperous landsIt's all there. Whether as a cult of tharizdun or whatever other creeping evil, it fits the criteria like a glove. It's literally why they either can't have real bad guys, make them terrible allegories or cardboard copies of something much better.
>>97086751Robin Hood stole the tax money and gave it back to the people. He didn't steal from the rich to give to the poor but because taxation is theft.
>>97076800Traditional games?
>>97087327Your face is Saars
>>97087455>>Evil forces behind it>>used by charlatans for personal enrichment>>promising a great future while only delivering squalor>>demanding obedience and making examples of those who stray>>infesting otherwise stalwart institutions to use as skin suits>>facilitating the destruction and corruption of otherwise prosperous landsBut that's what Trump is doing...
>>97087909Correct.
>>97076849Have EVERY monster use the Combat Wheelchair.because of how anyone can have one and it gives amazing advantages, like being able roll around over every terrain and obstacle while keeping hands free, is indestructable and impossible to dispel. Imagine it, hordes of mad max orcs sweeping across the plains, armies of mermen driving up out of the surf to attack coastal towns, huge giants using them to crush castles beneath their wheels....
>>97087909No, just performative anti-woke garbage.
This thread again?
>>97077214t.tourist
>>97097677Good job finding yourself, retard.
