More girls smooching edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>97076951>Thread question:Come up with a microfaction for your faction! You get one pity hero but the rest of the units must be drawn from an existing subfaction.
Let's see how AoS is doi-
>>97081756Selling Fast!
>>97081756Kino
>>97081756is that some turkish currency? I think we need to check on how you are doing.
There's lietally 0 difference between giving children geneseed and giving children HRT. If you're ok with Space Marines you're ok with troons
>>97081753>>97076951>>97066506
What does a grav gun sound like. Can anyone think of any bl stuff that describes it?
riveting start gentleman.
>>97081763I agree, and that's why we should send everyone that gets HRT to deadly warzones too.
>>97081753I like orks :D
>>97081773I like your orks, you should post them more
>>97081768BSWHHOOOOHHHMMMMMM
>>97081763Does geneseed change your sex from male to female?No?Okay.
>>97081784does hrt?
>>97081772>implying 1000sof eunuchs forever blocked from having a family aren't currenty doing IT/tech shit for the military
>>97081784>Does geneseed change your sex from male to female?I've got some news for you about what hrt does (not do), buddy
>>97081784So you're saying trans women ARE real women? Very progressive for a 40k fan
>>97081782Is that the fat kid from two and a half men
>>97081798No idea, but I don't think so, just stock photo.
>>97081787No.
>>97081768https://youtu.be/1uqkHy_pgdk?t=2m40shttps://youtu.be/JS6TL3iKpeI?t=1s
>>97081753>TQThe Carnival of Pain, lead by a new character model called Urien Rakarth that draws from the Haemunculus Cults with new models like the Grotesque to help fill out their ranks
>>97081810I didn't play the boltgun game but holy fuck all those guns sounds really satisfying
I really like the og paint scheme for tyranids, its much more unique than purple. I'm at a loss though, how do implement the orange into my GSC "human" models without making it silly looking.
>>97081825This look like shit.
>>97081825You make the workers' gear into safety orange2nd ed stealers didn't share the same color scheme as the rest of the nids
>>97081837>This look like shit.The change of bright colors to more muted colors is one of the reasons modern 40k armies and art are less interesting to look at.>>97081846Thats actually a good idea! I could. Make the chitin parts in the bone color and the cloth in orange. I definitely keep that in mind!
>>97081846Were Genestealers added to Tyranids as a subfaction by the 2nd ed?
>>97081855Just because you paint something with bright colors doesn't make it interesting. The colorscheme sucks ass on both of those things.It's just awful.
>>97081768How do people not know how to save full size images?
>>97081780Got a 3d printed world eaters rhino from a friend recently. Painting and bashing some bits in it to make it orky. Gonna post it later :D
>>97081859Power armor offers thermal insulation, retard.
>>97081859She needs bigger breasts.
>>97081855>>97081860I think the scheme is perfectly serviceable and the on;y things that do it a disservice are:The pink is too coldThe base is too vibrant, I get that its oldschool soul but stillArguably the blacks shouldn't have been highlighted with blues, I think malstrainish-browns or dark purples would've looked better
>>97081860>Just because you paint something with bright colors doesn't make it interesting. True, but i feel like bright colors are more fitting for a setting as over the top as 40k, at least the non human factions like orks,eldar and tyranids should be bright to highlight their alien nature and contrast more with the imperium factions.There is also space for both bright and dark art pieces in 40k in my opinion but the art quality in general is horrendous for modern warhammer. >The colorscheme sucks ass on both of those things. It's just awful.I disagree but respect your opinion.
>>97081768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwTyH1fkDI
>>97081859>be Ecclesiarchy>practically make it heresy that your nuns with guns get power armor>but deliberately cheap out on the cooling just so you can enjoy their sweaty bodiesSlaanesh approves.
Hey guys, I'm an Eldar player and I'm reaching that point in larning to play where I'm able to win as often as I lose, what are some core fundamentals that I should know? Like when should I commit to an attack especially since I'm such a fragile army.>>97081753Exodites, Corsairs, Ynnari, Asuryani, and Harlequins should all be the subfactions for Craftworlds.
>>97081891That's from the Liber Chaotica right. >Bodies evaporated from the material universeThis would imply if Crone World Eldar DID exist (there's no codex mention of them if I recall) then if they did exist it would have to be eldar choosing to go back to the Eye and recolonise their lost homeworlds.But this story is also at odds with how the phoenix lords started with Asurmen living on an eldar world for ears in a shrine before fighting his way off the world fighting murderous cults and eldar chaos champions
>>97081891Is the fall of the Eldar and birth of Slaanesh the single biggest event in the galaxy? Seems like everything in the modern era kind of starts from there and it's ramifications.
>>97081768the minority report gun
>>97081892>what are some core fundamentals that I should know? Like when should I commit to an attack especially since I'm such a fragile army.If you win as much as you loose but have yet to figure out that such core fundamentals are such a fuzzy thing that there's no real answer to give there then it sounds like your opponents are thirteen year olds or eldar need another meeting with the nerfbat.So, when to commit to an attack? Well, what can you get out of that attack (scored points, denied the enemy scoring, killing off the enemy so he can't score/can't prevent you from scoring), and how much will it likely cost you (losses, foregone opportunities elsewhere)? What other options do you have? Are there overarching, long term objectives to think about, where an attack here or there may either bring you towards or away from (physically or figuratively)?So while there are some fundamental here like mathhammering out the likely outcome of, for example, a squad of banshees versus a squad of assault marines, but given the number of possible matchups and combinations there it'll take the kind of person who memorises phone books for fun to keep most of them in mind, the rest of us simply develop a decent feeling for it from a few base cases and then playing a lot of games (unless you just have one or two regular opponents and you all bring largely the same stuff every time. But for the actual tactical decisions, well, if you have any mind for these things at all it should be painfully obvious by now that the answers depend on basically the entire game state at the time, and in many cases you can't really tell if a decision was right or wrong until a turn or two later.
About to play into AdMech later today. Never played against them before but I know they are hot right now. What am I in for?
>>97081891The dark eldar have a population close to 2 or 3 quadrillion because cammoragh is big.
>>97082025And they are still less numerous than CWE.
>>97082025I don't think there are hard numbers for any faction, but DE are only like ten times the densest hivecity or something by codex fluff. They're super small in population compared to most factions.
>>97082025Quadrillion is such a big number that not even tyranids can pull it, they are on the trillion at best
>>97082067*observable tyranids are on the trillions
>>97081943The three biggest events in 40k History are probably the War in Heaven, Horus Heresy and Fall of the Eldar
>>97082091>*The Return of Guilliman, The Horus Heresy, The Rise of the Primaris
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>>97082137Not bad
>>97082091>>97082130>Horus Heresy>An event where humanity DIDN'T become ascendant and DIDN'T conquer the galaxy and the Emperor DIDN'T become a god and everything returned to the way it was during the great crusade.If anything, The Great Crusade was far more important than the Heresy and the Heresy just marks its end
>>97082160>and everything returned to the way it was during the great crusadebut that's completely wrong and nothing returned to the way it was that is the whole point of 40k, yah pinhead
>>97082160>>97082169The Horus Heresy is important because it showcases the moment that the forces of Chaos gained a serious strong foothold in realspace. Not just pockets of isolated cultists, now there are Chaos Astartes who enact the will of Chaos in realspace.So many willing and powerful agents shifted the war against chaos from the immaterial to the material
>>97082201Oh yeah, fair. I forgot this is the pivotal moment for chaos to really come onto the scene for the first time since the war in heaven.
>>97082135>>97082137Kino
ilikeorks:D
Orks
>>97082201Wouldn't the formation of the cicatrix be of similar importance?
I love elves :)
I like marines :D
I LOVE BIG FUTA SPACE MARINE MOMMIES
Painted a banner. Still some details to touch up, but the thing is pretty close to done.
>>97082281Looks awesome.Do you plan to give the skull some teeth or leave it without?
>>97082286I fear I'll fuck them up and make the skull look goofy, so leaving it as is.Artistic licence.
>>97082250you are gay
>>97081753Hello everyone. It's time once again for the collage anchor posts. Sorry for missing a few threads, got a nasty flu and I've been sleeping a lot. This month's theme was model/unit that can fly. I will as always check the archive too but the best way to not be missed is to submit your entry in reply to the anchor posts.Deadline is midnight sunday the 30th.Here is the link to the december vote:https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYwK2EnaI read a suggestion earlier this month about the december collage and I'd appreciate your thoughts on it. He suggested that seasonal themes like halloween, christmas and such could be an optional bonus theme for their respective months. For example, let's say bikers/cavalry win. That would mean that you could either do a biker or something festive(or a festive biker). What do you think?
>>97082281any tips for free handing banners like these anon, I've tried a couple and its gone poorly
>>97082315terrain chads strong
>>97082329I've only painted this one so I don't really have any deep insight. The thing I've done was mocking up multiple different designs in paint.net and then trying very carefully to copy the one I liked onto the mini, mainly orienting by proportions.
>>97082315>seasonal themes like halloween, christmas and such could be an optional bonus theme for their respective monthsSounds reasonable to me.
>>97082346I think you will get a lot better turnout for December if everyone gets to choose between painting terrain or painting something Christmassy. Both of those would be too niche on their own.
>>97082315>What do you think?I really enjoyed the halloween theme and the broad spectrum of models that anons elucidated "spooky" with. I'd like to see more themes that can be widely interpreted like that.
>>97082361Maybe "Winter" would be a similarly broad theme, though that feels a lot more restrictive than "Spooky". Maybe "Holy" would be broader in scope?
>>97082025no, they don't, pulling numbers out of your ass is pointless
>>9708240240kg loves pulling things out of its ass
>>97082406and then arguing about it without any actual way to prove it, thats my favorite part
I wonder if the 40k warhammer quest will be based around drukhari. If it’s focused on one faction though it’ll probably lose out on the rpg elements and be a cyoa type game like dark water, which I don’t particularly mind, but I don’t think I’m gonna want that after playing dark water itself for a bit.
>>97082440Commoragh is an extremely diverse region, especially Sec Maegra where all the various foreign species live and mercenary companies and gangs are based. Not to mention all the weird warp beasts that live in the Webway too. You can easily have as much diversity as the Blackstone Fortress or more.
>>97082406that's only half of the story: 40kg loves thrusting things in and out of their asses
>>97082067>Quadrillion is such a big number that not even tyranids can pull it (off)Anon there are at least 2 quadrillion people on Holy Terra alone.There are trillions of guardsmen across the galaxy, probably hundreds of trillions minium.There are robably hundreds of quadrillions of tyranids when you consider their guns/swords are seperate creatures, and some are filled with many thousands smaller creatures as ammo and other stuff. Prboably sextillions of nids all up.
>>97081763If you put it like that...
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>>97082503Terras population numbers are nonsense bullshit too
>>97081763I mean. I am fine with both. The best painter I know is a troon and space mariens are coolz
>>97081761Kroner, I think it’s Scandi, didn’t bother to google which country tho.
Is there a good way to see the Bunker missions from White Dwarf? Hopefully a mega or something that has them isolated, because while I'm willing to just find scans of the magazines and scroll to the last couple pages, that's significantly more hassle.
>>97082526I meanThem being good at painting doesnt have anything to do with it lol
>>97081753>TQSo like just my custom chapter?Sure.T’oma “Scion of the Crucible” Rodrigehs>Stats:T4, sv 2+, M 6”, W 5, Ld 5+, OC1, Inv 4++, FnP 6+++ >Weapons: >Blade of the CrucibleStrike: 4 attacks, s8 ap-2, d3, (dev wounds)Sweep: 8 attacks, s5 ap-1 d1>Dueling Knife2 attacks, s4, ap0 d1 (extra attacks, anti character 4+)Abilities:>Starbinder’s Blessing 5+++ FnP against mortal wounds.>Guided by the LightThis model gains fight first if within engagement range of a character unit.Leader: Bladeguard, Sternguard, assault intercessors.130 points
>>97082315Why not make a very vague theme?Snow - Snow themed base for a modelGiving - Make it an action shot like throwing a greanade
>>97082525Terras population was proven to be at least 1 quadrillion because all the oceans were removed and it's a planet sized city like trantor. It's basically a machine world like mars except more populated.The most densely populated area on this planet is generally considered to be the neighborhood of Mong Kok in Hong Kong, with an estimated population density of 130,000 people per square kilometer. If you extrapolate that to the entire planet because all the oceans are gone you get around 20-50 trillion and add the fact that there's people living underground in the same density that will never see the sky, you can easily get to at least 1 quadrillion.You also have to remember that they went to an AI based society and then shackled AI to human brains. So all these people are actually needed. They were produced on purpose. There's no such thing as unemployment in the imperium.
If metric is so great, why does a UK-based company use based US imperial measurements, HUH?
>>97082573Your chapter was probably something that guilliman shot out of cawls ass with the unnumbered sons because he ain't allowed to have a legion and shit.
>>97082601Bait
>>97082599Why would you extrapolate from the most densely populated area and then apply that to the rest of the worlds area?that doesnt make sense
>>97082601so you buy their gaming rulersand because wargaming has its roots in H.G. Wells's Little Wars, where troops moved by a standardised foot for infantry and 2 feet for cavalry, and since that game was at 54mm of scale, the overall proportion was kept at the 25-28mm scale as well.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97081865>>97081780It ain't ready yet, but here's that rhino. Need to add some guns to it.
Hear me out for a sec>4 foot tall moeblob Psyker. >Born from the Votann combining the damaged genes of a Kin Father-- that due to his lineage being away in a Nomadic Trade Fleet for generations-- has damaged Grimnyr genes and the genetic sample that is given gets fixed by the Votann>and a disillusioned, exiled Eldar Mother>Basically the "most racist Dwarf alive has an elf GF that hates the other elves as much as he does" meme>Kin mostly 'reproduce' via cloning, and as far as I can tell Eldar are nigh-sterile so having a child cloned from both their genes is the only option for them to have a family>it's presented to the Votann as a one-off thing they have no expectation of being allowed into the 'established genepools' simply so they can have a child of their own>the child being produced isolated from the rest of the cloneskeins inclines the Votann to allow it>combination of small, stout and sturdy Kin genes and Eldar 'beauty'-- Kin genes 'round out' the sharp angular features of her Eldar lineage into a form of 'beauty' that is more rounded and 'cute' while still being highly physically durable>dormant/damaged Grimnyr genes from Father were repaired and passed on to her and she has natural Psyker inclination from the Eldar exile mother, making her an extremely insulated Psyker that largely resists corruption but can still 'overload' from 'Perils' and has to vent the excess energy much like when using 'Venting Shriek' in Darktide>Kin Father is a Rogue Trader that does business with the Imperium while also serving the interests of the Votann/Holds and passes his Warrant to his hybrid daughter and she pretty much carries on his legacy in her own way>white hair from mother, blue eyes from father, fair skin and shortened but still 'elf-like' ears from both>raised as a Kin, among the Kin-- she respects her people and the heritage but isn't afraid to just go about things her own way and chart her own course through the galaxyinb4 I get called cringe
>>97082756cringe
>>97082756Im not reading all that but I would get this cat pregnant with my seed twice over
>>97082762Unfortunate. But also same.
>>97082756Based
>>97082756stop trying to copy-paste generic fantasy tropes onto 40k
>>97082756cringepointless snowflakey
>>97082756I just saw the picrel and I knew it was gonna be a pile of horseshit. I was right. No wonder Black Library authors are crap time by time. GW has to filter through jeet-tier trash writing like yours to find nuggets of rusted bronze
>>97082769I'm not though.>>97082775>>97082779>"anything but grey, boring, covered in mud and Bri'ish is bad" people are in this threadThank you for your input, but I have chosen to ignore it.
>>97082793>moebob mage that is half dwarf half elf brought up by dwarves that stands out because she is half elfthis is like the most generic fantasy imaginable
So slightly off topic, but what's the origin of the old 1d4chan legacy joke about Chaos Spawn being like Candlejack and simply saying their name causing you to become one? I don't recall any edition of WHFB or 40k ever implying that they were in any way contagious at all, at least no more than any other form of Chaos creature might cause you to become a mutant which could over time result in spawndom.
>>97082793>if my character isn't a half dwarf half elf moeblob, votann raised chaos-immune psyker with a warranty of trade from the imperium then it's grey, boring, covered in mud and Bri'ish
>>97082756>OC donut steel
>>97082805>stands out because she is half elfWhen did I say anything about her outright standing out because of said specific trait?
>>97082810>oldthere are layers of oldif it's from 6th ed era old then it might come from an increasing number of rules having spawndom as a potential result, at least if I remember correctlyfrom spells and eye of the gods rolls
>>97082822Never let fans write shit or else they’ll actually do it
>>97081763In real life I would not be remotely okay with the military kidnapping random kids to turn them into giant psychotic killing machines incapable of normal human connection
>*Shoots your warlord's fucking face off with 4 dark lances*kabalite cartel is fun
>>97082756the votann supercomputers don't make children for squat "parents", they make clones for the hold
>>97082602Naw, they were founded around the same time as the Death Spectres. They did get about half their numbers replaced by primaris reinforcments.
>>97082601Because the UK is the center of the world for wargaming and many of wargaming's conventions pre-date metrication in the UK (which was a rather late adopter of metric)
>>97081859I dislike a little bexause it is kinda coombrained but the concept is funny>>97082135I love how retarded it looks
>>97082845Nomadic Trade Fleet father, this clearly isn't for a Hold regardless.
>>97082843The precision one is a trap and easily gets you cheated out of having a Detachment rule for the whole game if you are not careful. But if you win the coin toss and get to go first it can be very funny.
>>97082856that's not even half as retarded as nids have looked in the pastbut I guess putting the eyes further back does have that effect
>>97082869Pic rel looks dope tho
>>97082860irrelevant, the kin don't have conventional nuclear families, the superAI make clones for the collective, not as children for parents to raisebesides the imperium wouldn't give a warranty of trade to a squat
>>97082843>uses a strat to move my contract unit back into reserveshehehenice detachment bwo
>>97082875Yeah but that's obviously more something from the Eldar mother, to have a conventional family. >Imperium wouldn't give a warrant of trade to a SquatHas it ever been explicitly stated or simply conjecture on your part cause nobody in the company cares enough to actually write anything about the Squats/Kin and in turn simply haven't done it yet?
>>97082877The cartel contract rule is so janky. Why does it cost a command point at a very specific timing window to keep your rule instead of just renewing automatically? Why do you lose that rule if your warlord dies or is in a transport? Why do you have to pick it at the start of the battle and not at the start of your turn? Why are two of them army-wide buffs but one of them is only against a single unit?
>>97082880>something from the Eldar mother, to have a conventional family.It doesn't matter, the kin, let alone an elf, don't have a say on the matter of what gets produced by the votann AI, the computers rule their society and produce clones as they want when they want for the purposes they want.>>97082880>Has it ever been explicitly statedit has been stated that abhumans are second class citizens and that the warranty is extremely valuable and a honor of the such degree that's granted by the imperial's highest authorities.squats are discriminated against and votann leagues in particular aren't part of the imperium and essentially heretical on multiple levels.
>>97082910Weren't Squats simply ancient humans that adjusted to their environments that could have had really fucking old warrants of trade or was that before Rogue Traders were ever a thing? If not, then I will concede and revise that part.>the family bitAre Kin not allowed to make requests to their computer leaders? I ask this cause there isn't nearly enough concrete writing on the Kin in an easy-to-find manner to find the answer myself.
Are the Grey Knights the most Your Dudes unfriendly faction in the history of the game? They have a set number of brotherhoods, all of which are completely and fully detailed and defined. There is literally no room for Your Dudes. And, I mean, you might say the same of some of the more developed Space Marine chapters but that's what successor chapters are for. You can play a Your Dudes Blood Angels army that's your own homebrew successor chapter, or whatever. But the Grey Knights have no successors.
>>97082935the warrants were given out by the emperor himself.squats became squats before the emperor became the emperor.so i don't think any squats could have inherited a warrant
>>97082946Well shit, back to the drawing board on that then.
>>97082936Thousand Sons are arguably worse And for similar reasons
Posting Mossa's artwork should be a bannable offense.
>>97082956Warp Fuckery. Chaos is trivially easy to Your Dudes handwave explanations for.>>97082962Why?
>>97082935>Weren't Squats simply ancient humans that adjusted to their environments that could have had really fucking old warrants of trade or was that before Rogue Traders were ever a thing?no, squats are the leagues of votann and they became as such way before the formation of the imperium, when the first warranties got issued>Are Kin not allowed to make requests to their computer leaders? no, the wisdom of the supercomputers is inarguable and followed blindly, besides they're barely able to make requests for information that are truly vital for their societies, personal requests are out of the question
>>97082936When compared to other Space Marines yeah. You’d have to change the scale of /yourdudes/ to make it work, as in instead of a whole new chapter, you give every dude in your army (or at least the sergeants and above) names and feats to explain their status.
>>97082503Cram it, POOFTER!
>>97082966Pedo artist
>>97082967Yeah someone already answered me on the Warrant bit; >>97082946>no requests to the VotannHmm....so another thing to work around. Well whatever then, thanks for educating me on that stuff.
>>97082972Okay. And? What website do you think you are posting on?
>>97082977nta but Pedos are disgusting and will be hung from street lights.
Got a half a squad of aqualons done
>>97082986I would love for my Knights to crush them, they look so pretty thobeit.
>>97082962I disagree if you cannot, or do not want to, separate artist from art, or even one art from another, then you have a problem that's fundamentally incompatible with an anonymous imageboard like 4chan, and should listen to both the polite and impolite suggestions to visit other sites that share your opinions instead of staying here while expecting this one site to cave to your sensibilities.
>>97082956Nah, you can just make a random group of dudes somewhere in the galaxyPretty sure all the GKs are accounted for
>>97082972>>97082985You do not belong here faggot
>>97082996Average British citizen
>>97082962fuck off back to plebbit or bluesky you tourist faggot
>>97083000People who don't like pedos don't belong on a Warhammer image board? Are you lost kid?
>>97083013>goes to a website with a loli mascot>goes to a board with several different loli mascots>gets mad that people here like lolislol?
>>97082972Pedo website
>>97083017This nigga wanna fuck the 4chan mascot, oh lawd!
>>97082962posting about stuff being bannable offenses should be a bannable offense
>>97082977>>97082996>>97083000>>97083011>>97083017Pedo apologist
>>97082962I think its a bad precedent to set to start banning art based on the artists actions and not the actual content of the art.
>>97083028Go back
do (YOU) keep your hobby desk organized?I try to keep mine clean but its back to a disorganized warzone after like 1-2 sessions
>>97083017This turns you on anon?
>>97083045Its got like 40 marine models on it strewn about with paint and brushes everywhere with plates of food and cups of water and a fifth of jack.
I don't care for detachments and stratagems, they're card game garbage.
>>97083051It needs to be slimmed down for sure.
they've had this ultramarine protest bit going for like 3 days now, what is it leading to?
>>97082985>will be hung from street lightsDo you have a date for this? Because I can't recall any time in living memory that this has been a common occurance. Usually pedophiles get incarcerated or elected president, not lynched. So curious why and when you thing this change is coming.
>>97083062Guilliman's new model.
>>97083062preemptive damage control for when they announce even more ultramarines stuff, such as a codex supplement
>>97083045It's organized in the sense that everything has its place. But things are seldom in their place.>>97083062If they were actually funny they would've started a 24hr fishtank style stream with cctv style cameras with scripted bits
>>97083068Look behind you anon
>>97083062Gman
>>97083078Maybe that's what the initial primaris lieutenant meme was over. Maybe the say the grumbling of people online but knew that they had more in the pipeline that was similar and had to get people to simmer down a bit
I'm just getting into CSM, is there any reason they don't use the same codex + supplement system as regular marines?
>>97083055Nobody likes combo bullshit but the guy pulling off the BS combo.>>97083062500 world campaign. More UMs coming.And hopefully universal marines.
>>97083090Because their subfactions are widely different.
Big Iron on your hip units:Invictor tactical warsuitSuppressorsRetributorsBroadsideWhat else? The criteria is that it has to be an xbox hueg gun held around hip height. The only exception is the invictor for obvious reasons.
>>97083090it's purely anti-consumer reasons gw wants you to buy 2000 points of world eaters and 2000pts of chaos undivided, not any less which you can then mix and match how you see fit
>>97083079>If they were actually funny they would've started a 24hr fishtank style stream with cctv style cameras with scripted bitsSam Hyde cosplaying Angron
>>97083106KellermorphI think you can build custodes with dual pistols if you take the jetpack guysCypher(?)The new tau characters if you kitbash them together
Is this too OC Donut Steel?>The Cult of Eternity's Prelude are an odd Wych cult that hunts a single prey - their fellow Drukhari. Small and secretive, these fighters undergo extensive physical modifications via Haemonculus to resemble daemonic hybrids, >The form of Slaanesh's minions brings forth a deep seated horror in the souls of their victims, and the slow, painful deaths by Agonizers serves as the prelude for what will follow the Drukhari after death.>The cult is somewhat controversial among the Dark City's denizens, some seeing them as openly mocking She Who Thirsts, others seeing them as little more than Chaos Cultists in disguise. There have even been some who laugh at them, insinuating their act is worthless grovelling for daemonhood after death.>However, their unique brand of torment finds an audience in Commorragh, often being used as executioners for deposed Archons or Kabalites who have made too many enemies. >They are very rarely called upon for Realspace Raids, but when they are, they often act first, making use of smoke and trickery to live up to their daemonic appearance. Such was the fate of the defenders of Ixar III - Their apperance led to a contigent of Sisters of Silence coming to banish said daemons, only to be surprised and slaughtered by laughing Wyches.I'm working on painting them up
>>97083106Centuri*ns
>>97083128It looks like a fat monkey I love it.
>>97083045Yeah, I always put my paints and brushes back on the rack after painting and I try to not clutter my desk too much. Sure would be nice to have a seperate desk for hobbying though.
>>97083134I hope we get some centurion action in Astartes 2, I want to see one using the grinder on a chaos acolytes skull.
>>97083131This is the perfect anount of Donut Steel. Good job.
>>97083144astartwo is exclusively about deathwatch terminators
>>97083148Oh that sucks, terminators look retarded. In my opinion of course.
>>97083131it works, but final judgement is reserved for the quality of conversions
>>97083139Me too. Too bad they make us buy its ugly cousin.
>>97083101I guess things like death guard and Tsons do have a very unique playstyle when you contrast them to loyalist chapters. I personally do think loyalist chapters do deserve a chance at more unique playstyles though...>>97083118Likely this too I suppose
>>97083144I hope so too. I've been refraining from buying them because technically they are a firstborn unit and I'm afraid they'll get legends'd the second I buy it like what happened when I bought a ven dread>>97083154Its not just your opinion. They've always looked overweight with scoliosis to me. Still do. The new box was a hard pass from me.
>>97083170>loyalist chapters deserve more unique playstylesThey have the most detachments and multiple codexes with unique units and varying playstyles within them. What more could you possibly want? You're in that protest outside GW aren't you.
>>97083170>I personally do think loyalist chapters do deserve a chance at more unique playstyles though...When I'm done with my cadians I'll start an oldschool blood angels army with newer goodies, like a death company leviathan dreadnought
>>97083190he's not asking for more, he's asking for others to get less
>>97083131Unique enough without being super special. Not overpowered, and fit the faction. The only issue I'd have is them not being close allies with a Haemonculus cell but that's a personal autism. It's an acceptable OC for now.
>>97083123Butchers nails are The Tools They Need
>>97083031Been here since 2005.There's a difference between Japanese popular culture trappings and spreading the art of a child pornographer, and you are intellectually dishonest by trying to rationalize it. Keep coping, I'm not going anywhere.
>>97083190There's usually like 1 or 2 good detachments and most of the unique units are "default marine type but with marginally better stats". There's very few units that are as unique and usable as, say, deathshroud terminators or sorcerers with discs of tzeentch>You're in that protest outside GW aren't you.Isn't that supposed to be a joke about ultramarines, the most boring chapter whose fans embrace boredom>>97083200That's pretty funny desu>>97083203That's not true at all
>>97083166The other one is cool too
They should delete gladius, then space marines would feel like they have more viable detachment options.I hope they get rid of army rules in 11th.
>>97083215trying too hard tourist-kun
>>97083236I didn't think anyone was playing that still, I don't think they need to delete it
>>97083215We talking about shadman or something?Tf u on about lil bro?
>>97083236I grew up with the 1 HQ 2 troops chart org, but I think the even older percentage system was better and simpler.>min 25% of your army must be troops>max 50% of your army can be characters>max 50% of your army can be supportKeep it simple stupid and balance from there, like putting infantry vets into troops.
>>97083244nta but In Warhammer I would be Titus and you would be a Slaaneshi worshiper.
>>97083215>claims to be have been here for 20 years>doesn't know about all the porn created out of the loli mascots of /tg/ by /tg/'s resident drawfags as soon as the board was createdlol?
>>97083257force org was cancer designed to sell more of their mass produced plastic troop models with highest margins. now everything is plastic no one needs it.
>>97083258Oh yeah well I would be roboute gman so ur gay lol
>>97083257force org chart was based. made armies look like armies. now they look like plastic toys.
>>97083266That's why the percentage is better.It still use the 1 HQ 2 Troops thing when starting an army, as in buying an HQ and two troops kits to make sure it's a faction I'm gonna enjoy.
>>97083276Not really, in my experience people tried to find the cheapest troops to min max elites and what not, but it's true that today it's plain worse for the same reasons, the last restraint has been popped.
>>97083271They should give Trump a cameo in the next 40k show.
>>97083305This is the tool 40k artists use to measure proportions
>>97083305I was always disappointed by how GW never really delves into the consequences and ramifications of the imperium.That's also why I hate the shitty 40k shows they produce.>The imperium is terrible>omg what it do?>It... Kills innocents and is kinda unfair and xenophobic :CThere has been more heinous acts commited in your home country in the last century than in current 40k's whole galaxy.
>>97083222>only 1 or 2 detachments are goodI'm gonna be your best friend for a second.You asked for different playstyles, which loyalists have the most variety.You don't need to make a tournament-competetive list to enjoy 40k. Find something you think would be fun to run, "viability" be damned. Better yet see if someone in your playgroup would be open to playing narrative games - many of my most fun games of 40k have been narrative games. Play what you wanna play anon
>>97083258I'd be a conscripts. Or dead for having lewds of the female saints.
>>97083339I'm going to do that anyways but I have the most fun playing with rules that actually feel useful Besides that, most detachments do not do all that great of a job actually giving a different playstyle. I guess what I'm really jealous of is the amount of unique units csm gets
>>970833512023
>>97083351Sigh*unzips wallet*But won't this be competing with DoW4? I've never played a total war game but theyre both RTS games right?
>>97083361and? CA said they had an important announcement for the 4th. Just before 2024 can start in the new years.
>>97083363I honestly do not understand what you are trying to say here.
>>97083258You'd be corpse starch getting licked off my cock by my loli concubine
>>97083368they still have time.
Reminder that you have to be at least eighteen years of age to post here.Ideally, everyone would be above the age of twenty-five, it would instantly improve every single thread on every single board.
>LGS having black friday deals on warhammer>get in line>people making plans to just blindly grab boxes to look at and separate out laterHonestly made me feel a little sick. I make enough money I don't need to do this.
>>97083376I'm an oldhead and I probably shitpost more than most of you.
>>97083362Different scale of battle. I will buy both though.
>>97083351Well the Orks and Marines don't look all fucked up so guess it's not AI.
>>97083351slop
>>97083395And there's one or two vocal insecure pedofans in the general too, I'm gathering. Doesn't make the thread bad, but it's still the worst of GW's product threads overall. Horus Heresy is probably the best one.
>>97083376>Ideally, everyone would be above the age of twenty-five, it would instantly improve every single thread on every single board.The worst shitposters are always the terminally online 30 years old.
>>97083362>zipper walletBruh
>>97083376Just rangeban the 3rd world
>>97083370This killed me lmfaooo
With Nekrosor, do you guys think we will get more kino Necrons who serve C'tan?
>>97083393Yeah thats pretty gayScalper type behavior
>>97083429Hes an Eldar player. Dont be insensitive
>>97083351Yeah the developers always put "leaked build" on their preliminary art lmao
>>97083422/wip/ is full of 30+ years old guys and it's the most civil general I've ever been a part of
>>97083351aislop, that other campaign map picture is even more blatantwhy is marine in front dual wielding two pistolsblurred facesmarine in the back aiming at his ownork at the front isn't even looking at marines>leaked buildfucking kekTW40K will still be announced on 4th December, but those 2 pics are just aislop
>>97083443I don't think so, at best the destroyers at large will be rewritten as aligned with nekrosor and thus in favour of the reformation of the ctanbut otherwise I think they'll stop at this triad: the engineers using the tech ctan, the exterminators under the death ctan, and the dynasts with perhaps a power struggle with the egotist ctan
>>97083351>leaked buildCA really think they are a funny bunch huh?
>>97083376It's the fall season and a holiday. The saddest loneliest drunkest college students are all sitting in their dorm rooms seething while everyone normal is out interacting with people. I think the increase in horny posting this time of year is also mostly college students getting frustrated with being lonely at college.
>>97083213Kek
>>97083511>the increase in horny postingliterally just the throoder
>>97083486New deceiver is gonna be lit
>>97083532>Every post I don't like is the same person
>>97083351 Sloppy AI
>>97083556Nobody said that
>>97083577>literally just the throoder(you) tried
What if instead of typical camouflage patterns marines used animal derived patterns?
>>97083581Yeah, it's a very limited type of posts.
>>97083587camouflage at least appeals to tacticool retards. I dont think anyone want marines to look like pimps.
>>97083587Utterly unheard of.
>>97083592I think standard camouflage pattern styles is better for IG, since they are based on historical armies (or rather the archetype).See >>97083595 gets it
>>97083376It's like you faggots never once set foot in /r9k/.
>>97083587Marines are shock troops, they're (usually) meant to become the focus of whatever conflict they've been dropped into
>>97083624No, they're supposed to build and man fortifications, or operate siege artillery.
>>97083532>posted on page 8>community links intactNot a throod
>>97083618correct
>>97083429Better than your stained fabric + velcro wallet.
>>97083624>shock troopsMore like terror troops. Their point isn't about being seen or not, it's about destroying with extreme prejudice.Some don't want to use camo (like the Red Scorpions), while others can recognize that sometimes the scariest thing is what you don't see yet massacred a quarter of your troops in a single night.
>>97083642Don't bother, that's the retard who tried to redefine what a throod is a week ago when he was throwing his tantrum over 6 threads in a row having titty OPs
>>97083462/wip/ is full of assholes. At least /40kg/ is honest with you. /wip/ will suck your dick like reddit so they don't get downvotes.
>>97083462/wip/ has all the same shitposters as /40kg/ just lurking waiting for anybody recognizable so they can derail that thread too
>>97081753>tau christmas box fails to sell outIs it time we rethink the Tau and their place in Warhammer 40k?
>>97083674> At least /40kg/ is honest with youIf /40kg/ is what passes for honest then good lord I pray for other threads.The amount of bad faith retards and baitniggers around here is off the charts.
>>97083676I wanna see what they do if shitsticker fag ever decides to post there
>>97083681Maybe if they had as many units as space marines everybody wouldn't already have every Tau model already and the boxes would sell.
>>97083674lmao ok, try criticising someone like sallyfag here and see how that goes>>97083676The difference is it doesn't spend half of every thread shitposting about resident namefags and meltdowns are a lot more rare
>>97083681Mecha anime is still popular in the west, all is good
>>97083705>mecha >popular >the west Anon. No.
>>97083703>try criticising someone like sallyfag here and see how that goesyou spamming THIS FUCKING SUCKS whenever he posts isnt criticism
>>97083716case in point
>>97083721He's right
>>97082135Got a 3D printer for £100 and printed about 2000 points fort 5 different armies for pennies, saving me literally thousands.Why isnt this the norm? It takes no skill. Pic related is my fateweaver I printed today
>>97083676I haven't posted there in ages, I get enough meltdowns here
>>97083727normal people don't have time to paint 5x2000 point armies so it's not a saving.
>>97083681Yes. We need a new event where dark eldar, Necrons, and chaos knights agree to fuck the tau up. I'm talking a 3 vs 1 where the tau win a system that's now just dead rocks and blown stars.
>>97083716I once told him he should work on making his edge highlights thinner and at least 2 faggots jumped to his defense as if I insulted their mothers, get the fuck out of here with this bullshit
>>97083618well yeah, why would I do such a thing
>>97083732you print a single 1k army and you've already saved 700 dollars
>>97083727I fucking love 3D printing!Suddenly there are hundreds of new guys at the gaming club and they all have dozens of fully painted 2000pts armies! It's a joy to see!
>>97083735>other people do this? but I don't so it's not true at all!Are you a woman? That's a very feminine outlook
>>97083712GREAT ETHEREAL, WE HAVE LOST YOUOH WE HAVE LOST IT ALL
>>97083681>Named charactersway to kill off a boxI hate all that useless garbage which just exists to inflate price. I was on a verge of buying Kroot Hunting Pack, but I couldn't get over there being some useless book so I bought scans and printed them instead
>>97083659Leather bifold-chad reporting in
>>97083682Nta but i agree with you but that's also why I like /40kg/ because it's so overly dramatic. Imo its easier to handwave away the pointless feedback of "lol get gud" when it's worded as >lol faggot this fucking sucks sloppa Rather than>I think your blending and gradients and coats could be smoother and sharper and more vibrant and more interesting but I like your idea :)
Since Warhammer Quest relaunched a decade ago:>Warhammer Quest: Silver Tower>Warhammer Quest: Shadows over Hammerhal>Warhammer Quest: Blackstone Fortress>Warhammer Quest: Cursed City>Warhammer Quest: DarkwaterPoint being, why the hell is 40k so underserved?
>>97083703Please, for the love of god, don’t give up on criticizing me. I can’t control others, and I’m slow as shit to adapt, but I do listen.
>>97083753People would get of a warhammer quest with marines shoved in it 100 times. Also we kinda do get more random board games every other release. It’s just, they’re Darktide or dawn of war tier.
>>97083735You don't need to tell people to make their highlights thinner. People know their highlights aren't eavy metal thin, and generally if they're doing a scheme featuring a lot of them, it means they are trying to get better at edge highlights
>>97083674this place is a lot more reddit with its namefaggotry and avatarfagging lmao
>>97083753a second 40k quest was avoided because 40k is getting more kill team funds instead and possibly a spess hulk box
>>97083753I forgot Blackstone Fortress was Warhammer Quest branded. Always felt more a Fantasy thing.
>>97083753Aos is a massive sandbox. It's very easy to come out with a bunch of stuff that's never been seen or mentioned without having people sperg out. They have to be more careful with 40k.
>>97083062codex supplement ultramarines and tyrannic war veterans to finish off the rest of the blue boys releases
>>97083752You raise a good point, it scooby do be do be like that
>>97083753Serious answer: 40k works and sells, they don't need to try a dozen alt systems.Kill team is 40k releases with some rulesNecromunda is a side game.In fact 40k sells so well they made another main game with horus heresy.40k doesn't need half a dozen side games that also fail to stick themselves
>>97083777>Aos is a massive sandbox.40k is bigger.
>>97083807no, it isn't
>>97083807that's why we've been to armageddon for the past 8 editions
>>9708377740k used to be a pretty huge kitchen-sink type sci-fi setting but it feels a little smaller nowadays. I don't really know much about AoS though I'm guessing it's more skewed towards pure sandbox versus "Old World".
>>97083777>sandboxA sandbox is a box with sand and some toys, everything is there and you can do virtually anything and everything.Pulling shit from your pocket isn't what sandboxes are about; AoS isn't so much a sandbox as a pile of stuff caried over from the previous house moving.
>>97083818because it means something to people, unlike the runegate of Chamon or whatever the fuck passes for a location in your misbegotten game
>>97083812It used to be. Now, every battlefield needs named characters. Chapter Masters are everywhere.You no longer have stories with no characters with models.Look at Space Marine 2. The Captain is litterally the phobos captain.That makes the setting small. The potential is still there, but Calgar and Guilliman being everywhere makes it so limited.Also its retarded how Lionel is not the primarch that is everywhere, considering he can litterally teleport anywhere. They still cling to Guilliman and the Ultramarines despite having a second good guy primarch.GW is retarded and keeps underusing their assets.
>>97083818Nta but that's not the problem of the universe, it's the problem of IP holders wanting to reuse existing IP.If you have an expensive lawn-mower you want to make the most of it, so everytime you think of doing something else than mowing the lawn a little voice in your head goes "I"m wasting the money I spent on the lawn-mower if it's sitting there."No matter how low the grass has been cut, you still have this expensive lawn-mower you paid for, you gotta use it.And that's why the same shit is brought back again and again.What, are you gonna spend more money and risk to buy another tool? The lawn-mower is still there, you'll have even less time to use it, which means you're losing money.
>>97083843People keep buying millions of marine models and enjoying capeshit-tier writing they'll keep doing it until that will stop being the case
>>97083843Lion is complicated by the Fallen/Luther and GW not wanting to let go of that for the DA so its much easier to go with Guilliman who has none of that weird baggage.
>>97083851It a retarded cycle.People only buy SM marine slop because that's all GW makes because thats all people buy because that's all GW makes...And GW is retarded since after SM, the Orks are the distant second most iconic faction of Warhammer, yet the orks are still pretty damn neglected with shitty "parallel" lines with their beastboys.
>>97083880Nope! In the 90s when all the armies were getting equal support marines still outsold the rest combinedMarines are just more popular, that's all there is to it
>>97083880I can see a future where space marines have a huge range of garbage, while every other faction is>1x big guy>10-20x troops>5-10x big troops>1-3x monster/dreadnought>1x super monsterAnd 40k has become a coop tabletop, where other factions are just tokens and flavor for people to pit against their space marines
>>97083862GW is just too lazy to do anything beyond>clearly good guys fight clearly bad guysLionel could go around consolidating non chaos fallen, kill Chaos as usual, Luther being redeemed by dying/turned into a deadnought, Cypher being a loyalist again.In millenial slop terms, Lionel could be the Batman to Guilliman's Superman, and the Imperium Nihilus is Gotham to the Imperium's Metropolis.
>>97083888Is there actual data for this or is it just made up garbage
>>97083888trips of truth
>>97083908>Lionel could be the Batman to Guilliman's Superman
>>97083888>Nope! In the 90snigga we aren't in the 90s, there's more than 12 customers at gw and the shit they can competently sculpt now is more than just smooth curved armors.
>>97083925No one wants to play your jack off torture elves, faggot!
>>97083925>nigga we aren't in the 90sYou're living in a fantasyland where you think the army of glup shitto would totally sell as well if GW would just give it a billion releases like marines and he told you that when they DID do that they still didn't sell>>97083928Go back to your discord mutant
>>97081768https://youtube.com/shorts/rilTQXTQRrQ?si=TeIu5GXAf6X2MDj0
>>97083834>because it means something to peopleIt really doesn't. I mean maybe it has some nostalgia points for people to onions pog epic le maymay over le ebin reference but 40ks planets genuinely hold no significance, and thats fine. I just want to see a good fight, the foundation that these factions fight on ultimately dont matter either way.>>97083847>Nta but that's not the problem of the universe, it's the problem of IP holders wanting to reuse existing IP.Maybe? They could still find ways to make the worlds more interesting by giving them a tabloid that sticks to the world after they go there but its just "billions have died, millions more to follow" and then the world is just left back to its status quo.
>>97083908How would putting luther into a dreadnought redeem him
>>97083925SM are still the most popular by a shitload regardless
What are your thoughts on clearly not-knight knight proxies
>>97083941They want their cake and to eat it too. That's why this kind of media rarely has real consequences. Even when things are destroyed/lost it's actually adding things and not removing much, like Cadia.
>>97083955No, you don't understand! If dark Elfdari had their kabalite warriors in 30 different boxes of plastic they would be the world's best sellers ever!!!1
How do I play faster on my Orks Waaaagh turn?
>>97083961Its easy for NEETs and Incels and Chuds on 40kg to run their mouth about how ever primarch needs to be killed in their first deployment but all that stuff ultimately is money and in the end you're just going to sunk the company with that kind of thinking.
First part of my kitbashed Chaos Lord was successful.Had to literally scrape our a hand holding a boltgun to get a hollowed out casting hand but I really like how it turned out.
>>97083979>Its easy for NEETs and Incels and ChudsStopped reading there
>>97083998The truth is not without thorns
>>97083989Nice chaos warrior
>>97083959RED FACTION GUERILLA
>>97083944>"Lionel, bro, mb I wanted to do good by Caliban. Let me serve you, my body's broken but put me in a deadnought and I'll ride by your side, like the good old days.">"Also there's a kill switch in case I betray you"There you go, a deadnought character.Also this would make Bjorn seethe at no longer being the oldest dreadnought, perfect for the DA SW rivalry.
>>97083955because of a vicious cycle of inequal support that gw is too afraid to break
>>97083159I'm gonna be mixing in Daughters of Khaine bits. Just doing my first succubus and testing skintones
>>97084006And shit stinks
>>97084015Not every army has equal appeal with marines you idiot. Probably none of the xenos army would reach the same level even if they were the only thing GW sold (and don't @ me about Eldar, I'll spit in your face!)
>>97083959As long as it looks good I don't care, I think the knights are ugly for the most part
>>97084015No my dude theyre just the main characters
>>97084029you're the best example that marines appeal to the lowest common denominator, fecalfag
>>97084029>Not every army has equal appeal with marines you idiotNo, they don't, some would probably have more, but things went as they did and now gw is stuck in the vicious cycle of blue marines releases.
>>9708379740k has far more of random Epic Titanicus Aeronauticas
>>97084046DoubtfulSM are the main characters
>>97084046>some would probably have moreLOL
>>97084046Every time they do something that isn't marines no one cares
>>97084088dont forget ec and space wolvesprobably something else im forgetting here like world eaters or thousand sons
>>97084093world eaters are one of the more popular armies actually
>>97083989What is the obsession with chaosfags not using their own models, but instead using something that's basically the same but more out of place
>>97083989It works but yeah doesn't look very 40k
>>97084088Except when they care.
If a Grey Knights player or a Drukhari player wants to expand their army, they have a choice of a single model or upgrade sprue If I play three armies, say Iron Hands, GK and Drukhari, then even if I want very badly to grow all three armies equally, then I have, in 2025 aloneSpace Marines>New giant Terminator box (£155)>End of edition christmas box with shiny new sculpts with some extra units I might not have, including Dread chassis which are mostly interchangable with some hobby work (£155)>New terminator character to go with the Terminator box £29>Jump Pack captain £27>New Drop Pods £52Total Consoomed - £419For Drukhari, I have>Malys £29.50>An Archon when every set has had an archon for the past decade and it'll be done purely for fun £25Total Consoomed - £55For GK, I have>Baby rattle upgrade Dreadknight (£50)Total Consoomed - £50There's not an opportunity to actually get anything. The GK and Druk range are so anemic that you very quickly start to run up against the Rule of Three when building any 2k army, which means that existing combo boxes that sell the same models start becoming worthless and the dedicated playerbase doesn't buy them because they've already got more of that model than they could ever need. Combo boxes cease to be a discount if you cannot use half of what's in there, which means there's even less incentive to buy them.A lot of this really stings when both the GK and Druk start losing resin and then GW comes out to say some shit like "Sorry, redoing Draigo or the Court of the Archon is too resource intensive, brb just making unique ultrama auxilla girlpower squad to be the titus cheerleaders"Fuck, the only reason Custodes aren't in the above as well is because they're allowed to keep their resin for now
>>97084088>>97084015
>>97084099That didn't mean anything though, it was a slight difference in what got revealed first
>>97084106>army gets a massive update>doesn't sell at all>n-no that doesn't count
>>97084109>That didn't mean anything thoughIt meant that there were more people who bought the box for the nids than there were people who bought the box for the marines.
>>97084109Don't reply to the baitpost
>>97084112>massive update3 units and 3 heroes are a massive update for a minor faction, but a quarterly release for space marines.
>>97084096thats why the the combat force is still being sold
>>97084120>n-no it's not enough!!!lolnobody wants boring xenos, keep coming up with new copes to deny reality
>>97084097>using something that's basically the same but more out of placewow...its almost chaotic.
>>97084123They're literally one of the top 5 played armies right now>inb4 t-those are tournament statsnope! It's all games logged by the most popular points tracking app in use
>>97084133alright nigga I dont really care, the box is still collecting dust.
>>97084129It's a chaos guy that isn't wearing power armor and is wearing leather boots, so what's the point in using it for a chaos lord over just any actual chaos 40k model
>collage deadline tomorrowFuck I'm only halfway there
>>97084124You have missed the point of multiple posts now, you're either the one who's coping or genuinely too retarded to have a conversation with.
>>97084123>combat forceyou mean the one full of models everybody already has the maximum of? The one comprised of oops all eightbound? The one that still sold out faster than the EC or votann or tau or guard boxes sold this year? That one?
>>97084144You're the one genuinely too retarded to recognize that when xenos DID get equal support they still didn't sell as well because nobody gives a fuck about metal skeletons and dinosaur xenomorphs and space elves
>>97084133>games logged by the most popular points tracking appwho the fuck logs games in an app?
>>97084139It looks neat
>>97084146>still sold out faster than the EC or votann or tau or guard boxes sold this yearnta but none of you retards have actual sales figures, this x sold more than y is always make believe bullshit, shut the fuck up already
>>97084156most players? People haven't been using pen and paper to track their games in over a decade
>>97084154>when xenos DID get equal supportback to >>97084120the support isn't equal, you can pick any range and see a massive discrepancy in support
>>97084169I'm not talking about your faggot kroot but keep tryingin the 90s they DID get the same levels of releases, so did guardmarines still sold more
>>97084173>in the 90sand now back to >>97083925the level wasn't the same due to the limitations of the time, things changed
>>97084113Doesn't mean that at all it just means people wanted to see the new tyranids more. I like marines way more than nids but I know what to expect from new marines, I still like seeing other stuff even if I'm not actually buying it
>>97084186>i-it doesn't count because there were less peoplelmao whatever helps you cope I guesskeep crying about the armies you'll never buy not getting a billion models you will continue not to buy
>>97084192>Doesn't mean that at all it just means people wanted to see the new tyranids moreBecause the majority of people were the ones who bought the box for the tyranids more than the marines.
>>97084201nope! >>97084133
>>97084196>lmao whatever helps you cope I guessand now back to >>97084144
>>97084205yep! >>97084099
>>97084210>I have no argument so I'll just seethe and say you're a retardlol
>>97084074They're not random, they're trying to make you rebuy the same stuff or make you buy models you otherwise wouldn't have bought by making them cheaper (as in smaller)
>>97084224meant for >>97084196
>>97084232That's not what he said though, you doing okay there bud?
>>97084235meant for >>97084210
>>97084237Ah you're just throwing a fit and spamming now that you've lost, carry on!
>>97084241meant for >>97084241
>>97084097I thought the commemorative Chaos Lord was a cool model. That’s really all there is to it>>97084098Supposed to be a feudal world Word Bearers lord, so yeah wanted it to be a bit more fantasy-ish
>>97084247>I thought the commemorative Chaos Lord was a cool model. That’s really all there is to itDon't pay any attention to the spamming /v/erminThe second edition CSM codex literally had guides on what to do with chaos warrior kits to kitbash into more unique CSM
You know what does fit with 40k? Dragons. 40k needs dragons. A bad dragon.
>>97084219You're either fully retarded or trolling. If that vote had been with two separate products this argument would make sense but it wasn't, you could buy it for marines and vote for nids
>>97084258Abbadon already dragged on for too long, anon.
>>97084263>you could buy it for marines and vote for nidsThat's called "cope", the vast majority of customers doesn't behave that way, let alone marinepigs.
>>97084247The model is cool, that doesn't mean it doesn't look completely out of place. You're also removing everything unique to it which defeats the purpose of using it as a base
>>97084133>most played armies are all armies that were in a starter set recently >most played army has been in all starters It's almost as if...
>>97084272It's called reality
>>97084253Yeah don’t worry, I won’t.>>97084278I genuinely don’t get what you’re talking about. What “uniqueness” is gone now?
>>97084334The only unique thing about that model is his helmet and sword which you aren't using, on top of it not being appropriate for a 40k chaos lord ESPECIALLY a word bearers one
>>97084353based retard
>>97084353idk man the marine backpack and helmet seem 40k enough to meit kinda just sounds like ur annoyed someone is doing kitbashing?
>>97084369Naw it looks like shit.
>>97084389didn’t you just say it looks cool
>>97084102I'm running into this problem too; pretty much every single SM box is worthless to me because it's either units that don't work in my army or units I have a fuckton of already. I have tons of TLC and regular termies, and I suppose I could use an ancient but I could just give one of my regular termies a banner.
>>97084464ohhh who's a good piggy? :)
>>97084476Seething fistlet detected
My white dwarf came with a talisman thing
>>97083989You could have just used a Rubric Marine hand or the flaming hand from the legionaries upgrade sprue.
>half the thread got bannedFinally. Peace.
>>97084555Did they
how is your wips going 40kg?
So what's the reason for lightning claws? They seem to be very flawed compared to any other melee weapon and since other legions use them too and not only night lords for muh edgy terror there seems to be something I'm overlooking.
>>97084601Theyre cool bruhEspecially on night lords
>>97084601Because they're cool
>>97084527Its a cool alteration. Game still plays mostly the same, you're just hoping the other players dont lose life.
>>97084601Theyre more practical for close quarters fighting.
>>97084601>Thunder Hammer>Storm Shield>Lightning Claws>Cyclone Launcher
>>97084476I got most of my termies second hand actually
>>97084601If they come in pair they give +1 attack or something, I'll assume they started out as always a pair, so they were the opposite of the protective & slow hammer + shield combo.
>>97084547Legionaries flame is right handed, sadlyRunric marine I couldn’t get my hands on without paying for the full kit
>>97084601They're very good at getting through armor and they're fast to use
>>97084611The fact that you censored your chip dip makes me very nervous
>>97084644It must be really really shitty chip dip that he’s ashamed of
>>97084644>>97084653I just dont like the look of "wet" food. Grosses me out a little.
>>97084611>>97084644What the fuck bro whats in the bowl
>>97084666You don't want to know.
>>97084586Working on my edge highlights rn. The focus required is tiring me out. It's rewarding tho
2027 will be the 40th anniversary of 40k and to celebrate GW will make 40k rules for saturnines, update tactical squads, remove the transport restrictions for rhinos and reintroduce 30k morale system with the RT mental stats.
>>97084701>40k rules for hh stuffIt's over anon, let it go.The closest we'll get is The Scouring / Badab War 3.0
>>97084666>>97084689Its just salsa you degenerates
>>97084713How do we know this isn't a switch job?
a Horus Heresy marines to small for Havoc proxies?
>>97084713Then why tf did you censor it lmfaooo
>>97084611>censored dip bowlThat had better not be semen in there again.
>>97084713It’s definitely a switch job. Youre fucking hiding something
>>97084713Bowl has been moved.Evidence tampered. You're hiding something.
>>97084724Slightly shorter and not nearly as broadTake that how you will
>>97084718>>97084737>>97084739I bet it was one big giant sperm
>>97084751That's a visual I did not need
i need motivation to work on my sisters army frens :(
i tried painting thousand sons what do you think
>>97084782Edge for an hour but absolutely do not cumThen turn that teeming creative vrill towards your painting, only allowing release whens’t the job is done
>>97084792
>>97084790That blue is fucking vibrantThey look good thoIdk maybe you could do something in the big empty blue sections to make it a bit more interestingBattle damage or something
>>97084790They look good, real punchy blue
i bought the fomo box
>>97084697I'm braindead lmao
>>97084782I'm glad you like the image I posted anon>>97084792Don't fucking do this
>>97084822These are good colors. When you get better at edge highlighting these will look really cool
>>97084802>>97084806thank you i was worried the blue was the problemnow i wish i still had the old 3rd edition chaos transfer sheets
>>97084711Hope never dies.
>>97084792Balls hurt when I edge too much.
>>97084809Since legends became a thing, every box is a fomo box.Everything is fomo because nothing lasts forever.
>>97084841It'll look a lot better once I'm done cuz I'm going to blend it in, all those serrated edges will disappear wallahi
>assembling tau with avenged sevenfold blasting in the backgroundyou may think I'm cringe, but I am.
>>97084875>isn’t blasting sissy hypno like a real tau fanThats how I know your post is fake as fuck
What's the normal teleport setup for a PoH if I'm only getting an 8 slot Portal Nexus? I'm guessing I don't need anything on Varlamore between the Skills and Xeric's talisman
>>97084885>sissy hypnoI learn something new every time I log onto this site
>>97084885Nah man it's Linkin Park (w/ Chester) for Tau.The sissy hypno comes out when I'm doing my girlfriend's sororitas.
>>97084894>I log onto this sitedont jinx it or it might happen for real
>>97084910it's been a thing for years (^:
>>97084885>>97084894I watch giga-chad hypno
Bowl-anon watches bukkake
>>97084924
>>97084938This is what space marine neophytes are subjected to lmao>>97084963Holy oldfag
>>97084924>>97084963i have never noticed that little clover until nowway to make an old anon feel bad on a saturday morning
>>97084611
Why doesn't GW do like basically every other company in the business of making wargames and skirmish games and so on and credit their creative staff? Writers, illustrators, art directors, etc.
>>97085050Because GW is a large enough company that they can get away with stealing shit without consequence. Also they don't want to give possible future competitors any kind of exposure - especially after the success some have had in recent history.
>Blood Angels, vampire-like curse, devolving into madness>Dark Angels, millenia old shame and hidden secret, isolation and distrust>Space Wolves, curse of the wulfen, progressively turn into werewolf (or worse)>Ultramarines...>BeaurocracyA fate worse than death
>>97084750i guess blending them together with other havocs might make it less jarring
Can we have another /40kg/ smooching boys edition
>>97085100When I order my Chapter Approved Tau/Eldar smut I want a bureaucracy that will get it to me 3-5 business days
>>97085050They used to do it, and most of these people left, GW is scared of losing customer, so they do shit like this, which does end up losing them customers.
>>97081753Luv me some Kibbles
I'm not gonna lie the Ultramarine Protest thing they're doing is in really poor taste and It's making me not want to buy much more
>>97085180ive heard this a few times idk what it is cuz i dont engage with the community at all outside of 40kgis it like a pretend protest for social media or something?
>>97085159Fuck no
>>97085193https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9BUxAvehPw
>>97085193Yeah they're doing a fake press release about a fake protest happening due to the influx of ultramarine releases. Last time they did something like this they were memeing about how many primaris lieutenants they had released and in the months following released 3 more. Expect more ultra releases than we've seen teased so far
Why is the astra militardum so popular if they suck so bad?
>>97085163If you want it in less than a week then you DO NOT want beaurocracy.
>>97085198Gasmask fetishists.It's always been gasmask fetishists.
>>97085159Sounds fair
>>97085197Tyrannic war veterans and then maybe something like a named black character for the white consuls or some other Ultra successor chapter.
>oh boy BBC friday/cyber mntag>check warhammer deals>literally none actually exist/existedThere is such a weird tendency among warhammer sellers to act like they're selling actual plastic crack, then I see threads full of ebay sellers complaining they can't move product. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills in a society driven by retarded levels of greed where people would prefer to make zero dollars than to make like 10% fewer dollars.
>>97085001My greatest regret is that I never got to smash 4chan e-girl pussy before they got old.
>>97084905Good thing they dug up chester's corpse to put out new songs with him then.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojlJL1DG9jg
>>97085195>>97085197yeah thats fucking cringe obviously lol
>>97085249 This is just unreleased stuff they had on hand after he died, right?
>>97085198its just fucking cool
>>97085237the american shopping holiday is weird, I hate that companies have tried to force it here over the last couple of years.
>>97085260yes they releassed a few tracks from meteora days for its 20th anniversary. New songs + some old demo versions of famous songs.
>>97085237a local game store had a black friday sale. but it was only old The Old World kits, mostly the metal stuff from fantasy. I think they just wanted to shift stuff that's been sitting on shelves for the last decade.
>>97085237Unfortunately, until people learn that this shit don’t move like a TCG we will have to suffer resellers for longer….
>>97084586Hard at work doing anything but painting my dreadnought
>>97085287I fucking hate LGSs. The patrons are weird, and the staff are all minimum wage and are jaded and unfriendly / have a superiority complex from dealing with the patrons all the time.
>>97085354where's the wrist rest you use as a backdrop o&tanon?
>>97085354Why is your woff shaved?
>>97085375Mange, truly unfortunate
>>97082047They're stated multiple times to be the most populous of all the Eldar
>>97085394CWE are stated in multiple Codexes to be the most numerous of the Eldar. What source do you know that contradicts that?
>>97085394the eldar codices since 6th all state CWE are the most numerousthe only thing stating to the contrary is path of the dark eldar
>>97085370Had it moved while I was shaving him>>97085375Needed to slim him down for the sculpting I'm going to be attempting
What are some good kits for unhelmeted human (so non-marine) heads?
>>97085431for what army/models?
>>97083357>I guess what I'm really jealous of is the amount of unique units csm gets>T. Soace marine player
>>97085442going to use them for my word bearer cultists but I want a more “normal” human vibe, so no weird masks, helmets or mutationskinda like those 2 helmetless guard heads you tend to get when you buy a sprue of cadians
>>97085400Pretty sure it's stated in the new lelith book and the 9th ed drukhari codex. Also common sense because they're cloning litters of children. Where as craftworlds have a lot of red tape regarding their reproduction
>>97085269The history is that all stores were closed on thanksgiving so people would swarm stores on the friday after thanksgiving, it's 'black' friday because cops and store workers didn't like the sudden rush of customers, then it became associated with LOW LOW PRICES as a marketing tactic, which made the problem worse.
Would you welcome elite possessed marines for the other 3 gods
>>97085366Unironically who makes minimum wage in 2005+20? It's like 8 bucks. I was thinking today, because I was making 42 bucks an hour with my overtime differential, that at one point years ago out of college I was desperate enough and dumb enough that I considered working 100 hours a week for 10 bucks an hour. 10 bucks an hour. 20 bucks can barely get me out of bed, even in a recession, 10 bucks is like "I'd rather just be unemployed".
>>97085495Yes because it would make eightbound less insulting by comparison
>>97085260Yes. And Lost is unironically one of their best songs.
>>97084088I blame lorefags personally
>>97085502agreed i remember working retail when i was a teenager and it was legit just a fucking waste of timei shouldve been doing anything else, exercising, doing hobbies, hanging out with friendsanything would be more valuable than <10$ per hour
>>97085502A lot of the country still, DC says we only have to pay 7.25 so you will get 7.25 I lived in Philly for college 2010-2015 and worked throughout it and only made 7.25T'was bullshit
>>97085495GW explicitly released Codexes rather than Supplements and divided the armies the way they did in order to make them more unique. The others will unironically never get pozzed plus Tsons are basically locked into the "you can never have flesh guys, ever" even if something like "ahriman tried to unrubric these guys and the result is horribly fucked up mutant superspawn" would be a cool addition.
>>97081859Got some liquid diarrhea to cool you down sister >>97084782Think of every unfinished sister you have as a sister trapped in the mire of the nurglite plague pen brap pit
Are>World Eaters>Death Guard>Thousand Sons>Emperor's Childrenmore or less grimdark and fucked up than their counterparts in the fantasy settings?
>>97085354this reminds me they need to release a new wulfen kit thats even more body horror/beast and less just hairy buff guy with no shoes
>>97085534>GW explicitly released Codexes rather than Supplements and divided the armies the way they did in order to make them more uniqueYeah that's why tsons and DG are both chaff and terminator spam and WE and EC are both fast attack melee spam
>>97085531>I lived in Philly for college 2010-2015 and worked throughout it and only made 7.25The real reason that's nuts is because Philly, despite being a meme shithole (always sunny) is still a major city of a million people where rent is too fucking much so they were ripping you off twice. There's really no reason any business should pay less than 20/hr in a major city nowadays.
>>97085559i mean they pay that much because theyre legally allowed to and they still manage to keep the position filledif they couldnt fill the position, and the position was integral to the function of the business, the wage would increasethats no-skill/low-skill labor for you
>>97085544More. All of them.
>>97085544Less, they're just marines who were into all that shit before getting "corrupted" their fantasy counter parts were just regular people put into bad positions
>>97085613TSons were put in a pretty bad position, but then Magnus turned retarded...and then Ahriman said "hold my beer"So I guess it's shit luck with shit leadership
guess what i like? orks :D
>>97084822>>97084841>lesbian flag colours>good
>>97085654You need to take a break from the internet
>>97085354Metal gear wolf?
>>97085534>we’ll never get bird sorcerer marines Yeah man sure
>>97085544Yes, if only because of scale
NEW BREAD WHEN
>>97085544All 40k chaos stuff seems like a children's cartoon bad guy like skeletor in comparison to fantasy, w hich is pretty funny since Nagash/Settra are partially based on literally Skeletor. Fantasy is usually well written>he tried to slay the version of himself from the future that was corrupted, but this trapped him in an infinite loop whereh e was doomed to become corrupted and slay himself!Tortureporn and then 40k is like>ummm, angron farted and this caused a million jillion guys to turn to chaosIt's basically Lovecraft 'soul becomes corrupted by dark gods' vs. World of Warcraft "guys guess what, this guy was good but then he WENT CRAZY WOOOOOOOOOOOW" with every single villain from Sargeras to Arthas just going so insane that they were like insane and did I mention they were insane?It's fuckin lame.
>>97085628Literally every 40k/horus heresy story is written with max retardation for reasons of corruption. Like typhus is just fucking bad, but then Dr. Festus was a guy who ran out of options trying to cure a bad plague and made a deal with Nurgle he thought would be beneficial but instead mindbroke his already fragile brain with infinite knowledge of diseases, causing him to become the leechlord.Or characters like Lord Mortkin being superior in every way to Archaon, and even Archaon's "forced to fall to chaos by destiny" being better than Abaddon since abaddon was already a fuckhead and now he's a fuckhead who is also buttmad at chaos.Also, very importantly, fantasy has far fewer>ancient villain alive for thousands of years after being btfo by sigmarSo they feel more special. Guys like Nagash, Drachenfels, Azazel are few in number while in 40k literally all the chaos marines (Or most) are like "yeah I remember the emperor". The long war is cool in concept but having every bad guy be the same bad guy from 10,000 years ago is kind of fucking lame.
>>97085696>exalted sorceror+bird head=the same thing as a fucking up unrubric marine who turned into spawn
>>97085721That happened because of the psychic backlash of an overloaded dark age of technology being destroyed by him yes this stuff sounds stupid when you reductive explain it
>>97085745Why would you compare a fucked up mutant to an champion who subjugated a greater demon
We page 8Migr8>>97085747>>97085747
>>97085752I'm not because possessed are fucking retarded.
>>97085748Your explanation still sounded stupid because it is stupid.