Old School EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What would you change about elves if you had the influence to do so?
>>97089103fuck dragons
>>97089148Yes, I would fuck that dragon if she agreed to it
>>97089103>QOTT: What would you change about elves if you had the influence to do so?Half-elves don't exist, equal amount of female elf x human male and male elf x female human, but all to a reduced rate. No other half-elf + other race things. If you want half-elves, then most of them should have an elfen father, a vagrant elf going around and occasionally sticking his thing into a human girl.Swords are as important as are bows for elves, although in general they shouldn't be restricted to only a handful of weapons. Also, would make high elves more popular in the general perception instead of wood elf primitive hippies. Seafaring elves should be more popular as well.Furthermore, elfen horse archers should be more common among systems and settings.But there is nothing really to change about elves. There are some bad depictions and some great. Focus on the great ones, create great elves.
sex with knife eared women
Fifth for drow coeds
Unlewdable elves make the best librarians.
continuing from last threadI also have thismaybe at this point it is actually more like female elf/female/human = dragon/elfI'd be more than happy if someone could give me the actual statistics
>>97089288Lore on this elf?
lets talk more about elf/dragon relationships. I got the story I'm writing and I have some ideas, but still think it's hard to get a good narrative going. The elf needs the dragon to learn magic and the dragon needs the elf to 1. free it from a anti-magic field (impossibly large iron chains) 2. worship it.Just talking in general will help I think
>>97089290Just random art from this artist.
>>97089290He has an axeA big one too
>>97089318seems a bit dwarfy to me
>>97089311all art is just random until you make up a story about it noldorfag, could you try to contribute something this thread instead of just spamming?
>>97089332a long weapon you need to swing seems like a poor fit for someone that's short and lives in cramped underground area. Dwarves would use axes to make support beams however, but not war axes.
>>97089346I'm so far the only one that answered OPs question…Scream about contributing at that guy >>97089261
>>97089383He contributed the concept of an elf librarian that I'm mulling over.
New rule!You are only allowed to post an image if you write a whole short story about the character (elf) featured in that pic!
>>97089299>impossibly large iron chainsLOL, just use thieves' tools, what a loser Reminds me of Vox, god-complex, probably started a cult at some point, pissed off heaven and hell, trapped in a volcano and chained off, but the only one who could potentially teach high elven magic, something the elves locked up behind seven seals and/or burned
>>97089391So, all I need to do is write a couple of words about what you see in the post?Fucking lmao.>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH ELF GUY HAD BAD DAY, IS PISSEDRate this contribution.
>>97089383>I answered one question so that means I get to spam the thread to death again!the slopper put more effort into his post than you ever do btw
>instant noldy melty about having to put in the bare minimum of effort instead of just dumping his folder againyou love to see it
>>97089470Except when I made an attempt to answer OPs question and he didn't.I would have posted the same pics even if OP never made a thread question.I answer any question and produce walls of text whenever I feel there is something worth discussing.Meta-screaming like this is not worth anything.>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH ELF SAILORS MAKE FOR BEST SAILORSContribution.I genuinely think elves should be seafarers, shipbuilders and sailors more often. Don't just put them in some forest
>>97089572spooky elf from the faerie court knows the taste of human blood
>>97089498you already said you answered the question. You're getting awfully defensive about being asked to do literally anything besides just pretending to be a bot
>>97089607Want to talk about elfen sailors or not?Because I have less interesting in this meta-shitflinging that you.
>>97089661I don't know, do you have anything to say or are you just throwing a tantrum? Is it really that difficult to not spam the same pictures in every thread?
What Drizzt has been up to lately
>>97089785So are these just the same book, but with a different amount of kids/age of the kids at the start?
>>97089766The one throwing a massive tantrum is you right now.Once wrote a couple of books within the same setting, and the elves were naturally aligned to three elements. Together with the dwarves, they were the original spirits that created the world before it truly manifested itself. The elves controlled the "soft" elements wind, water and fire. The dwarves controlled the elements stone, metal and crystal (flipflopped on the latter, never could truly make my mind about it).After the world manifested itself, the elves formed three big tribes that migrated towards different directions, depending on what element they were drawn to the most. Those that were drawn to the element of water traveled south to the ocean and colonized a series of islands. They could instinctively feel the flow and current of water, and those more attuned to it could control it avatar-style. They became renowned traders, explorers and pirates.Parts of me thinks I fucked up and wind is even more important down there. They would still sail using the winds. Although, it's not genetical, just a general inclination. There could still be "wind-elves" down there.
>>97089813I'm not even confident that these are real books, this might just be joke image making fun of shitty genre romance fiction.
>>97089785this just concerns me. Half-naked men shouldn't be handling kids like that
>>97089156I want the 8 foot tall chinese dragon lady to step on my face while she explains the schematics from nan-gau.
>>97089187Sex with stinky NEET elf
>>97089912How many human men has she casually dismissed as being nothing special over the ages?
>>97089927All of them. Elda only sexes her mikos.
>>97089861Well, technically, skin-to-skin contact with a father is actually good for a baby's immune system and body tempreture regulation. Holding a baby to your bare best, even if it's not breast feeding, is very benefitial to their health.
>>97089857>>97089813No, they're real.Mein Gott.https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Secret-Babies-Prothekan-Elves-ebook/dp/B0BQ8WL6W4
>>97090043first off half of those are toddlers second they're clearly human babies so the man on the cover isn't the dad
>>97090254They're all implying that they're his kids. It's just that the first two didn't bother to try to photoshop the kids' ears to be longer. The third and fourth gave them poorly-done long ears and some purple tint to their skin.It's not until the last two that they even tried to match the dad's hair. But these aren't written for critical analysis. Just bored housewives who stopped getting off to descriptions of the tall dark and handsome man/monster's throbbing erection pounding its way into the innocent heroine's moist wetness (actual description I've read in one such book) and more towards men who can be caring fathers and homemakers. While also being beautiful hunks.
>>97090215Sloptastico!
That could be the name for this general.
Cute Redneck Elf WIP drawing
>>97089165>Half-elves don't existKhoravar are based, though. Most of them have two half-elf parents, no true humans or elves on either side for several generations. They are functionally and culturally their own people.
>>97089103>QOTT: What would you change about elves if you had the influence to do so?No half elves. Cap their age to 300-400-500-600 years old (wood/low, moon/basic, drow/nobility, grey/sun/high elves)
>>97090819How is she doing? Did you have another session?
>>97089187How many of these are girls (male)
>>97089785>EMHFgross
It is time!
why was Noldorchud taken out of the OP>>97089229
>>97091059To eat elven meat?
>>97089187>After 2014 all designs become generic
>>97091576>>97091782based
>>97091059time for dwarf boobs?
>>97089187One of those things is not like the others, one of those things do not belong>There's at least one half-elf in there and whoever made this didn't really care
>>97090927She is still alive and kickin'!We are nearing the end. We got the McGuffin and now we need to figure out how to use it. Previous session was a proper long one and we had it in a literal tavern owned by John/Coathe player so it was very comfy and spacious and we ate beef. We also had the fully party properly assembled so it was a nice session. Our Amy player also showed character for once! Especially when Arrianne almost killed Amy yet again with an arrow to the back (again).>sessionWe picked up where we left off at previous session. We were basically clearing up what I believe is the last big dungeon and Arrianne got to show off. She did 137 damage to a big fella in two rounds (what we think was almost most of his HP). Turns out Amy and Ferris buffing the cute redneck elf can produce some serious firepower instead of everyone being greedy and trying to dish out damage individually.
>>97091610Why would you eat an elf? >>97091882Yeah! Where is he we must battle!
>>97092250Considering all the things which can go wrong in a campaign I'm surprised you guys stuck together for so long>come the second season people already jumped off in my because of scheduling>We were like 6 at first and now we're down to three>Second session, mind you
>>97091576'oldor 'hud draws nuclear heat so depending on who makes the thread it's excluded sometimes
>>97092287>Considering all the things which can go wrong in a campaign I'm surprised you guys stuck together for so longI have a theory. We are like Balkans. If you leave us alone for long enough, we start fighting. The moment you bring in someone else, we unite.>6 down to 3>Second session, mind youAt least it's at the start and you can drop the campaign or reshuffle stuff. I myself am testing out two new players for the table in a very short campaign and so far they're doing good.>>97092289Honestly, I prefer the Chud instead of two pucks
>>97092283>Why would you eat an elf?Imagine how tender they are. How juicy elven meat is. I bet you could season it sweet or bitter or spicy and it would never go tough. It probably just melts into soup if you cook it hot enough. And the sin. The absolute offense to kill and cook an elf. You'd probably be skinned with rusty knifes.
>>97091782>>97091803Does this happen in dwarf threads?Someone post a male elf and female dwarf and another anon replies with stating that it's based?
>>97092327NO! That is illegal!
>>97091882Yes.
>>97092250>Those miniaturesHoly sovl!
>>97092368NoBecause they don't attract enough incels
>>97092909why did you just reply to your own post?
>>97093104to exacerbate your schizophrenia
>>97089912Elves can't be stinky
>>97093509Sure they can, some just can't perceive it.
>>97093663You don't have to be a rabid coomer to just accept that wood elves can stink.
>>97093763>canYou mean "definitely do stink."
>>97093873They smell like bear shit
>>97092479So is rape yet 2/3 of this thread wants to rape elves.
inb4 willing
>>97093873>morbidly obese elfelves are naturally stick thineven in Malus Darkblade, the fattest elf they have is like a bit 'out of shape'it is like people don't know breast tissue is mostly FAT>eldar walks into DnD wood elf village, like first season of ANTM Tyra Banks: you're all FAT and SHORT!
>>97094255stop pushing your underweight fetish, this is a wholesome thread
>>97094255Wow how incredibly fascinating. I don't care.
>>97094255Anons are brainwashed by porn and grotesque fanart.They also never opened up a rulebook and read their descriptions, stating them to be slender or a synonymous in pretty much any system.
Reminder:>Pitch black skinDrow>Very pale skinDark Elf>Brown skinDarkie Elf
Reminder.
>>97094534They probably don't lile being called darkies.>>97094564Keep seething.
>>97092289I'm almost afraid to ask, but are there any good visual examples of elves in nuclear heat?
Elves on motorcycles.
>>97092250How long have you guys been rocking those minis? That's really cool. Between the table and the glimpse of drinks (booze?) in the background, making me nostalgic for when I played in person all the time a decade ago.
>>97092893>>97096795From when I started playing D&D just 5 years ago. Those black bases are just some rubber pucks I found on a shipyard and I have no idea what they are used for. There was a whole pile of them and I knew they were trash so I scooped them up. I was thinking of using them to pad my bent chairs and/or table legs but realized they wouldn't do as well as I thought so I just stashed them for speakers/monitors/PC if their rubber padding worn out/broke away for some reason. Turns out they're perfect for TTRPG. I made a shallow cut down the middle so they pincer and hold any small drawing of a character. So if we ever switch campaigns I can simply switch the drawings over so I really need only 5 pucks max. They are stick very well to the surface and have some weight so they're not easily blown away from the table as paper-only minis would be. Also every character has a front and back drawing so they can depict flanking and orientation. You can also have a much better sense of scale since there is an actual visual difference between a 2+meteres tall PC and something small like a halfling.
