Stimky smelly gf edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>97085747>Thread question: Flesh out a quick reasoning for your guys to participate in the 500 world's narrative. Or a fluffy reasoning why they aren't
>>97089293>TQ>DEldar lmaoEasy pickings after a battle when the victors are tired and low on supplies
>>97089293Disgustingly cute
>>97089310The trailer isn't what's in the show, they are recycled animations with the textures changed to fit the chapters that will appear in the animation.It was explicitely laid down in the WarCom article, we don't even know if the show will be animated by the original guy. We don't know shit except it's about the DeathWatch.I swear to god, the thing that disgusts me the most with people is not the ignorance, it's the comfort in that ignorance.I used to ask myself when learning about history how could so many push entire armies to kill and die, but I'm starting to think they knew how annoying and impossibly pointless most of those people were.
>>97089293>TQMy dudes aren't even in the same segmentum as Ultramar
>>97089337Imagine being a part of the pinnacle of mankind, and also being born an absolute god amongst men and bread into an unstoppable killing machine with access to the most gorgeous women(We all know its true) only to give it up so you can become w/e stinking rotting husk is in this picture.
>TQMy Dragon is there waiting for Guilliman to show them the true bounded might of the Necrons weapons!
>>97089352>they are recycled animations with the textures changed to fit the chapters that will appear in the animation.Most of them were new.
so fellasdo i get 5 more blightlords so i can run a brick of 10or do i get another foetid bloat drone so i have a fleshmower one and a shooty one?
>>97089293They were sleeping on one of them.
>>97089393*Most of them we saw for the first timeNot the same thing
>>97089393Or it was just pre-existing footage the guy had made and GW just changed the textures.Like the original Astartes 2 trailer that was made by Pedersen is like 5 years old at this point.
>>97089293>Flesh out a quick reasoning for your guys to participate in the 500 world's narrative. Or a fluffy reasoning why they aren'tOne of the planets was tasty.
>>97089363There is more to life than the opposite sex, anon.>born a god amongst men and bread into an unstoppable killing machine>bread into an unstoppable killing machinePic related
>>97089422lmao yes I saw the bread error and chuckled myself, but they are not just boning top tier ladies, they are mentally and physically at their maximum. It must be an incredible feeling and why I don't get the lore for some of them turning to Nurgle feces.
>>97089406>this thing nobody had ever seen is recycledSuch wisdom. They also explicitely said Pedersen was still making the second part.
>>97089293>Thread question: Flesh out a quick reasoning for your guys to participate in the 500 world's narrative. >Or a fluffy reasoning why they aren't/mydudes/ are too busy bickering with each other and doing their own shit to worry about that
/^Guys, I think I'm in fricking love with my big red cyclops wife magnus the red$//^I adore my large red spouse magnus the red$//^I love my big red wife magnus the red$//peep/i/twerp/i/decalmutt/i/decalmutant/i/decalfag/i/decalfaggot/i/decalanon/i/decalnigger/i/decalslopper/i/decalchad/i/Fecalfag/i/fecalfag/i/fecalslopper/i
I've been thinking about the Black Templars' recruitment.Either their recruitment isn't as bad as they make it seem, or they're just lucky that all their recruits are top-notch.I don't believe they can maintain their exaggerated numbers considering they send all their recruits to the front lines.
>>97089451>/twerp/
>>97089414You need to swallow lead
>>97089443>They also explicitely said Pedersen was still making the second part.And they never specified how much.
>>97089457All me.>b-but i p-postthat's because you are me.
>>97089462The fuck do they want them to say? He's not doing it by himself anymore that would defeat the point of hiring him. He'll probably direct it and be the layout artist just like he was in the Secret Level episode.
>>97089451Stop posting this, no one cares.
>>97089469I want to see more retributors.
why did votann need a yaegirmobile
>>97089293>Flesh out a quick reasoning for your guys to participate in the 500 world's narrative. Or a fluffy reasoning why they aren'tI have a bunch of captains so I like using a different one each campaign to represent different companies being deployed to different fronts. While my terminator captain Cassian Terenas was fighting the World Eaters in Armageddon, my regular captain with sword and pistol Norvaad Lok was fighting as part of Agemman's solblade fleet in the 4th Tyrannic War. If Ultramar is at stake Agemman would probably be recalled so my Suncrushers will probably follow him.
>>97089478You will never be on the fridge tranny
>>97089507>trannyLol projection at its finest
>>97089443>such wisdom, le sarcasmThat's the other thing that disgusts me, rubbing your stupidity everywhere. You people always try and make it personal.Be mad that I know more than you, like it matters.
>>97089512You're the one with tranny decals on your tanks furfag
>>97089454The black templars do a lot of recruiting so they can afford to be picky.
>>97089513Yeah let me believe you have special insider knowledge that you'll freely share without proof in a mongolian throatsinging forum.
>>97089499I want to see more Eldar feet.
>>97089517Yes we've all seen the barbaric heretical photo shop you have done with my Imperium tanks, no one buys it degenerate.
>>97089469>The fuck do they want them to say?Irrelevant. GW has a long track record of fucking shit up and just straight up lying as well. Them saying the OG guy "made it" and intentionally being vague is in character for them.There's a reason why haven't seen shit regarding the actual animation. And only thing we've seen is the myriad of clips made by Pedersen and nothing else.
>>97089530>nah bro trust me>GW would NEVER lie
>>97089540What else would they show? Stuff not made by him when he's still making the show? Wether he's still involved or not they would show the exact same thing.
>>97089399Blightlords are cool so blightlords.
>>97089293Hello everyone. This will probably be the last anchor post of the month. Last chance to submit your models and cast your vote.This month's theme was model/unit that can fly. I will as always check the archive too but the best way to not be missed is to submit your entry in reply to the anchor posts.Deadline is midnight sunday the 30th.Here is the link to the december vote:https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYwK2EnaI read a suggestion earlier this month about the december collage and I'd appreciate your thoughts on it. He suggested that seasonal themes like halloween, christmas and such could be an optional bonus theme for their respective months. For example, let's say bikers/cavalry win. That would mean that you could either do a biker or something festive(or a festive biker). What do you think?
>>97089451Keep posting this, it's important.
>>97089549>What else would they show?I dunno, parts of the actual fucking animation? Instead of using shit that was made fucking 5+ years ago by 1 dude who isn't even working this piece of shit of an animation anymore.
>>97089530>special insider knowledge- It was a WarCom article. You not only had but still have access to this knowledge.- The old Astartes 2 trailer featured different chapters.This is like there was cat in front of you, but it was behind a pillar, with only the cat's head and butt directly visible, and you're puzzled and offended when I suggest the cat isn't actually cut in half and the head and butt are in fact connected through a "body" that's behind the pillar.>HoW WoUlD YoU kNow It's A whOle CAt?
>>97089603Can you use a food allegory instead so I can understand what you're saying?
>>97089597They showed parts that were never shown before so how do you know they were made 5 years ago? How would you differentiate them from stuff made more recently?
>>97089557How many submissions are we at this month? I feel like there's been less replies to your posts than usual
>>97089606Can you bait more?
>>97089606>food allegoryWhat are you? A chink?
>>97089606Nta but it's like sitting you sheetz thanksgiving dinner sub behind your faygo and panicking that someone ate the middle of your sandwich because you can't see the middle
>>97089609>They showed parts that were never shown before so how do you know they were made 5 years ago?Yes, because it is completely impossible for Pedersen to have made more animation than besides the 17 second long teaser animation 5 years ago.The guy doesn't work for GW and hasn't for years at this point, we know based on that alone it's old shit GW just reused.
>>97089610I think we're at less than 20. Not that strange since the americans have been busy with festivities. It's totally fine though, not every month has to be huge.
>>97089621I never understood the problem with food allegories and I interpret the issue as deflection, decrying the form to derail a discussion and discredit the other person.I'd be pretty ashamed and feel very pathetic if the moment someone tried to explain something in simple terms I'd complain that it's not "smart" enough.
>>97089523I know, but gene-seed is limited, and a Space Marine can only produce two gene-seeds: one when they mature and the second when they die (if their body is recovered).And normally, out of 200 recruits, maybe only one will become a full-fledged Space Marine, which is usually a waste of gene-seed.
>>97089648Allegories are kinda useless and usually people use them badly and make up very weird shit.
>>97089650>gene-seed is limitedI've assumed since I was a wee lad that geneseed multiplied inside a marine: you implant a marine and after it matures you get two.I don't know where I got that from but I like it enough that it stuck.
>>97089656Maybe, in my experience I found that people can't understand allegories.>This car is trash>No it's not>It's like the mcdonald of cars>It's not a cheeseburger, it got no cheese nor burger
>>97089636>The guy doesn't work for GW and hasn't for years at this pointProof? Because he shows up in the credits for Secret Level and the WarCom article still claims he's making it."The Warhammer Studio and the creator of the original Astartes animation, Syama, have been working closely together, blending his incredible flair for action and storytelling with decades of Warhammer 40,000 lore to unleash a compellingly grimdark story.">https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/8ovvyar9/astartes-ii-teaser-trailer-watch-it-right-now/So I think you're just talking out of your ass because there's zero evidence the stuff from the teaser isn't part of the new show.
>>97089679>there's zero evidence the stuff from the teaser isn't part of the new show.Or more specifically, there's no reason to think the stuff from the teaser is just reused shit and the show will look completely different and be made by different people because we know the actual clips aren't from the second part.
>>97089679>This teaser trailer is not actually clips from the new animation
>>97089694I'm faster than you bitch.
They made the Orks look badass in that teaser tho
>>97089668McDonald's>Consistent quality(not good but you know what you're getting)>easily available everywhere across the world>options available for most lifestyles>a favorite of busy parents>priced for those with lower budgets in mind>passes American safety regulationsSounds like a reliable car for the everyman
>>97089700Faster at being wrong? Low bar.
>>97089679>Proof? Because he shows up in the credits for Secret LevelSecret levels is entirely different project entirely and even then we do not know the extent of involvement with that.>and the WarCom article still claims he's making it.All this warcom article says is>"The Warhammer Studio and the creator of the original Astartes animation, Syama, have been working closely togetherThis does not at all say how long he has actually worked on it or when.It just says "our studio team and Syama have worked together", it can mean>"he has worked closely with us for years" or>"he only worked closely with us for only 2 months and then fucked off"and anything in between.Again this is vague as FUCK statement which ultimately means nothing. And you're a complete retard for believing that GW wouldn't use typical marketing corpospeak to mislead you.
>>97089663>I've assumed since I was a wee lad that geneseed multiplied inside a marine: you implant a marine and after it matures you get two.That's how it works, the apothecary extracts the first one when it matures and the second one when the marine dies.
>>97089744I'm smart like that
>>97089363>access to the most gorgeous womenSpace Marines don't care for that (Emperor's Children might be an exception). They only care about war and becoming a zombie does help in being a better warrior.
>>97089744>>97089760Nta, but I though marines create geneseed throughtout their lives?Really weird if they don't.
>>97089668People that hate allegories are autistic people. They take most things literally so allegories drive them insane because it forces them to understand a perspective that they couldn’t innately comprehend. They had to be tard wrangled to understand allegories
>>97089780>They only care about warThere are women who can satisfy that specific fetish.Just imagine what an Ultramarine feels when a woman from the Imperial Guard perfectly executes a battle strategy.
>>97089810Women are just...so....hot....
>>97089810or a black templar watching an Adepta sororitas kill in the name of the emperor.
>>97089817or a raptor watching a Catachan warrior killing dozens of orks using only a knife and stealth.
>>97089786I only know what the gene-seed lore says; maybe in some version they did generate gene-seeds infinitely.
>>97089828>>97089817>>97089810That's it, we need a Temptress hotties edition next thread.
>>97089674
>>97089786You will now picture a marine laying geneseed like a chicken
>>97089844Why did you feel the need to respond? Is it because you are projecting again?
>>97089744>>97089663>>97089650Dont they have geneseed banks on Terra? I thought you can get them in case you have mass deaths like Blood Angels did once.
>>97089831What which gene-seed lore says?The progenoid gland containes the "gene-seeds" to make the implant organs (including at least two progenoids, since you need that implanted as well). We're never explicitly told its 1:1, and frankly I don't see how certain chapters could grow as quickly as they do if it was. Another potential loop-hole/gap between the lines is that I don't see any reason why you couldn't re-implant an extra progenoid grown from gene seed back into a full marine. But yes, the gland is definitely removed, and the wording doesn't imply that that marine grows a new gland. It's all intentionally left super vague, though, so you can take it however you want.
If some bitch did this too my models I would flog her in the streets!
>>97089986shut the fuck up already you clown
>>97089993What the hell is your problem?
>>97089986Sue the cunt for damages, flog her in court and get your money back. Then flog her in the streets.
>>97089986>So addicted to reddit he's still going there and cross posting it here even after being banned 109 timesKill yourself decaltranny
>>97090008You have major issues dude
>>97090012Does he? Where's the lie? You are clearly addicted to social media even after it bans you considering you keep going there and need to talk about it so much you post it on an unrelated site on top of that
>>97090008The lady doth protest too much methinks.
>>97090030I almost never post anything from reddit you dumb chimp, I just thought this story was wild.
>>97090035You just blow in from stupid town?>>97090040Lying yet again
>>97089817I often imagine orders just following the templars around and the templars sending small squads to aid sisters in trouble. Chaos doesn't have evil sister's but GW should do an event that's templars, sisters, janissaries vs word bears, black legion (we can all them evil sisters) and a lost&damn regiment. Then sell a box set with a squad from each faction.
>>97090008how about, instead of spamming every thread about how every other poster is this decaltranny, you just don't do that?
>>97090063>No you're just a schizoNice try nigger, he already copped to itKill yourself alongside him you self-important holier than thou faggot
>>97090068Your mental health is unquestionably in tatters. Please take your pills on time and schedule anon.
>>97089986>My crazy ex broke my stuff>Better turn this into updootsStuck your dick in crazy and found out
>>97090061>word bears
>>97090061>Then sell a box set with a squad from each faction.at exorbitant prices, I suppose.
>>97090100Yes. A warband of word bearers riding chaos bears with dark tounge on them. Now that sounds badass.
>>97089986I'd roundhouse kick her teeth into the next state!
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97089399Better off with another drone tbqh, though blightlords are cool
Grotmas spoilers>In-depth look at Titus and his new retinue>Preview of new Marine detachments coming in 500 Worlds>Preview of new Necron detachment>Ammentar painting showcase>High Chaplain Leandros model reveal (with jokes about delivering coal)>Red Gobbo detachment for Orks>Red Gobbonaut model reveal on Christmas Eve>Leman Russ reveal on Christmas Day
>>97090176Why would they reveal a remake of a tank on Christmas Day? Is it a looted vehicle for Orks this time?
>>97090176>>High Chaplain LeandrosIsn't Cassius the High Chaplain?
>>97090176The only good Red Gobbo is a dead Red Gobbo
>>97090186Yeah, I checked. There's no high chaplains, there's just master of sanctity and that's Ortan Cassius.This smells fictional and homosexual.
it's kind of funny that jaegirs were turned into a staple and given their own vehicle after being good in the meta for a bit
>>97090214like what do jaegirs add that necessitates them becoming a staple
>>97090219only unit that can infiltrate for leagues of votranoids
>>97090224they can deep strike so they need a vehicle? does the vehicle deep strike?
>>97090251>does the vehicle deep strike?no but it scouts 9"
>>97090176It's garbage with some whipped cream on it, I believe it.>>97090186Sicarius was 2nd Cie cpt, didn't stop GW from creating a new shoe for him to fill.Maybe Cassius will become a DW only character, who knows
>>97090176Honestly I doubt it’s a new type of Stompa as much as it’s a redo of the Stompa point blank. I doubt the Stompa moves much product wise since its rules always kind of sucked and the model was not everyone’s cup of tea looks wise.Since orks got weirdly stiffed for a major faction in terms of releases this edition with like two kits total I could see a redone Stompa with more useable rules as a sort of appeasement gift to ork players.
>>97090214I like the idea that you can use multiple vehicles to transport a single unit, that's fun.Now the next step is multiple units inside a single vehicle.
Holoquills, how do they work?
>>97089293>TQImperials get almost rekt, my dudes show up. Simple as.
>>97090265>Since orks got weirdly stiffed for a major faction in terms of releases this edition with like two kits totalTry 7 (half of them were Red Gobbos but point stands)
>>97089650Occasionally, they'll implant a slave and slaughter when ripe.
>>97090279Maybe it's a laser that slightly burns the paper? Kind of like how shopping receipts work?
>>97090280The flying fiery laughing skull is breddy gudd
>>97090008Hi Ben
>>97090214frankly i really REALLY fucking hate the leagues vehicle gameplay design for their transports and what it has done to their infantry designs as a result. ultra small transport capacities, splitting units into half units, despite their points dropping in half the hearthkyn warriors lost their 20 man max unit size from 9th and are now capped at 10, making them wildly inefficient as anything other than disposable chaff task monkeys which is 100% the opposite of what they are in the lore, any kahl who heard GW wanted to treat even a single member of their society as disposable would walk their stubby legs into nottingham and put a bullet in someones head. every kin is precious and deserves the utmost respectfucking hell whoever is making the decisions behind the armies design post-9th needs the army taken away from them. they fundamentally dont understand what the army is meant to be
>>97090305You will never be edgecoc
>>97090299That sounds cool, yet what's "holo" about it?And how does it fit into the "scroll"'s input?I'm still writing your idea down, call it the "Lasquill"
>>97090280Volumetriics on pauldron and thigh are a bit rough but other than that looks very nice
>>97090316>That sounds cool, yet what's "holo" about it?>And how does it fit into the "scroll"'s input?Bruh i dunno, i just pulled an idea out of my ass on a whim.
>>97090284What are you counting? All I remember main stay kit wise was the redone tank bustas and the new big mek. Outside of Blackhawk it’s all just red gobbo variants
>>97090324Well you pull good shit out of your ass so keep it coming mr golden goose
>>97090321>VolumetriicsShut up
>>97090321Take the stick out of your ass
>>97090326
>>97090337>>97090343oh my bad I forgot you're not allowed to provide any actual critique here
>>97090331Fug, uuuhhhI guess it allows the scribe to write on a piece of paper but the sophisticated cogitators within it allow the pen to transmit the text the scribe is writing inside of the scroll to copy the document for safe keeping, the cylinder functions as a giant harddrive (solid state drives are lost technology)
Sure is a hell of a lot of samefagging in this thread. I hope you're not on of them.
>>97090302Thanks.>>97090321It's just drybrushing+contrast. I was trying out a different way of doing black armor but the results are kinda meh.
>>97090353lol idk what the fuck >>97090343>>97090337is about>>97090321is some very mild and polite feedback
>>97090314I mean jaegirs were deep striking as a 20 man unit, why did they need a vehicle that carries 5?
>>97090362>you're not on of them.GMS
>>97090366Jaegirs could never deepstrike man or be taken in 20 man squads, is your brain scrambled?
>get home >check WarCom>”Calth News”Screw new Gulliman rumor, it’s gonna be fucking Lorgar
>>97089293>TQIn an effort to reestablish contact with the wider imperium, a small force of Coal Hearts and their allies launch an attack on part of the Scourge Stars in order to clear a path to Ultramar from the Imperium Nihlus.
>>97090372oh I thought they had infiltrate and infiltrate meant that
>>97090358Good goose, goooooooood.We'll be good friends from now on, won't we? :)
>>97090388deep strike is a teleport from reserves after the game start. infiltrate is a forward deployment before game start. they do have infiltrators, they dont have deep strikeand to my knowledge they've never had 20 man unit size, thats just the hearthkyn warriors in 9th edition
>>97090417my point still stands, why would they need a vehicle?
>>97090376They wouldn't dare...
>>97090420the jaegirs can only be taken in 10 man squads, with the transport you can split them into 2 5 man squads which give you more unit activations and things they can do.
>>97089446Kino
>>97090420they wouldnt. the sagitaur already had scout and served the same function as the new vehicle, they could have just as easily allowed the sagitaur to split yaegirs as well as hearthkyn and retain its scout rule and the new vehicle would have been entirely unneeded. but they wanted to sell you a model, so instead of creating something the army needed, they created something the army already had, stripped scout off of the sagitaur, made the sagitaur worse in several other ways, and made the new transport cheaper so you buy the new transport that only exists because of GWs all consuming greed
>agree with another poster>get accused of samefaggingClassic
>>97090376>>97090423It's gonna be new Lorgar.And the 500 worlds event ends with Guilliman coming in to help Titus and then to settle old scores Lorgar and Guil gets a new 40k model.
>>97090460>to settle old scores>40kg will screech and cry when Titus, Guilliman nor Lorgar are immediately killedLook forward to it.
>>97089648>I never understood the problem with food allegoriesMost people here are barely functioning autist, they don't get allegories, see >>97089656
>>97090475>food allegoriesim allegoric to shellfish
when you play wtc do you actually put a squad on the higher floors? they are pretty small
>>97089648You are overthinking this.>Food allegoriesIs just a way to call you a fat fuck, because it implies you are constantly thinking about food.
>>97089648The criticism of food allegories is that they're like frozen tv dinners - the low hanging fruit that requires no effort to make.
>>97089810>when a woman from the Imperial Guard perfectly executes a battle strategy.Never happens, guard are chaff
>>97090460>>97090472We already know Russ is coming back. Titus is Part 1, which will be him fighting Necrons.Part 2 will be Huron, who's coming with a handful of new CSM minis and eill be conducting 'secret activities' as Titus chases him.Part 3 will be Lorgar, who Huron summons at Calth right as Titus manages to catch up with him. Lorgar will give Huron some vague payment which leads to the Red Corsairs fucking off to be pirates elsewhere. Lorgar will then smack Titus around a bit before the Loyalists retreat.Part 4 is Badrukk, which is filler to have Freebooterz vs Red Corsairs for shits and giggles.Part 5 is Russ, who will be summoned to Calth when Lorgar tries to perform a big ritual that the Ultramarines interfere with in a big last-ditch offensive. Russ will save Titus then beat Lorgar and banish him back to the Warp, with the Wolves arriving mid-battle having heard their Primarch's call.There will be an epilogue blurb with Lorgar being bitter over his loss and making a mysterious deal with Vashtorr.
>>97089557Dunno if this counts, but warp spiders have the FLY keyword so trying anyway
>>97090533Did you start and finish it this month
>>97090499That's what I said, people complaining about the form. "It's not smart enough" doesn't matter if it gets the point across.It's just an deceitful way of calling someone stupid rather than participate into a conversation.
>>97090555Yes, I literally just finished it today, at 11.15pm.I have 4 more to finish still so only submitting one model
>>97090503That's why it's special when it happens.
>>97089293>TQMy orks are fucking about on the border of T’au space in the Zeist Sector sandwiched between expanding T’au and the imperium trying to retake territory including the old junk yard world they live on. My orks probably straight up don’t know and couldn’t just break out if they wanted to. My iron warriors/chaos knights are last hold outs of the old empire of iron and autistic fundamentalist who think the heresy was lost because of an over reliance on chaos. Having turned a forge world on the far fringes of Ultima into a fortress world they have the resources to hold it, but not meaningfully take new territory. If the imperium and necrons start ripping each other apparent my grand battalion might take the opportunity to gobble up some territory on their borders.
>>97089557Finished my raptors, just gotta wait for the varnish to cure.
>>97090529>Marines>Chaos Marines>Chaos Marines>Orks>MarinesI know Arks of Omen was the exact same manner (Marines & CSM getting the focus with one lone Xenos army) but come the fuck on. If you're not gonna focus on more than one Xenos army then at least give some focus to one of the non-Marine aspects of the Imperium.
>>97090533Collage anon isnt picky I think you're good
>>97090455Don't forget the kapricus is a dual kit but whether or not the leagues needed a soft skinned weapons platform is another story the answer is no
>>97090565Was just asking lad, we've had a lot of new people asking about it this month. He looks good
>>97090591>the non-Marine aspects of the Imperium.That's even worse than xenos, at least xenos have a place in fighting marines but non-marine imperium elements are completely fucking useless and boring.
>>97089610Flyers aren't super popular anon
>>97090610The Imperial Guard and Adeptus Mechanicus carry this setting on their backs.
>>97090621>GuardLmao kill yourself
Guilliman's new model should include Yvraine who is sitting on Guil's shoulder.
>>97090606Thanks anon>>97090593Yeah, it's an odd case as in rules they're treated like any jetpack unit is (high movement, FLY keyword, deep strike) but in fluff they're teleporting about via mini warp jumps not flying
>>97090628Make them two models that work as one character like the Daemonifuge.
>>97089557Last minute entryI was planning to skip this month as GSC don't have much in the way of fliers, but then I remembered I had just one of these laying around.
What are these little tabs on Eldar armor?
>>97090628Forward, Konstantin!
>>97090647very cool, nice colors
>>97090639>Yvraine's model comes with an option for a short skirt and pom poms
>>97090630This
>>97090650look like straps for the boots/vanbrace
>>97090639Nobody was happy about Daemonifuge. Sisters players didn't ant an elf and elf players didn't want a nunHell, they even eventually made Morathi two separate characters because that was easier than the transformation gimmick, and nobody was upset about it
>>97090650Straps, clasps, bucklesAccording to Goodwin's sketches
>>97090647Hey buddy the necromunda general is two doors downbeautiful model anon i love the hair
>>97090666Morathi is such a fucking cool model I'll probably get it just to paint it at some point.
>>97090666>mounted character>kit includes dismounted characterI CUM, EVERYTIME.
>>97090639>The only named harlequin is a sisters modelStill lmaoing over this
>>97090677It annoys me how much better she is than Fulgrim. I think it's because the sculptors weren't afraid to make her sexy
When are we getting Khan with his own elf gf?
>>97090650The points that seal the armour.Every aspect and guardians have something like it
Convince me not to start a Krieg army centered around a Stormlord and heavy flamer teams
>>97090696He'll definitely have a Dark Aeldari waifuProbably a racer or a horse girl or something
>>97090742Start a Krieg army centered around a Malcador Infernus.In the back: artilleryIn the middle: Big fucking flamerOn the sides: Death Rider cavalry
>>97090762Do not start an army centered around a model you can't run in the game
>>97090742The stormlord at least will probably be a cool model that never actually has a cool moment. Either getting cucked by terrain or your don’t have enough and it’s just kind of oppressive. A bunch of punisher Russ and/or malcador defenders would probably give you the throwing a shit ton of dice feel without needing one big tank to do it.
>>97090742by looking at the forge world DKoK stuff and realising how much cooler they are
>>97090769NTA, but It has legends rules. I’m just pretty sure it’s not much better then a hellhound unless you want survivability
>>97090591>>97090621Marines sell the most. Primarchs sell the mostest. This release schedule means they can put out BL books for Lorgar and Russ that will sell out in literally less than a minute. Huron's theoretical book would also sell out fast.Face it; non-Marine Imperuals exust to be filler between Marines stories. Xenos exist to be chaff killed off in said filler stories.
>>97090769play a good edition then instead of one thats lame and gay and doesnt let you field a model due to bean counting
>>97090769You're right, use a Macharius instead
>>97090769>you can't run in the gameLegends are legal outside sanctioned tournaments and most people aren't tournament players
>>97090742Get yourself a Gorgon and build your Krieg army around it
>>97090777Oh, I didn't know they still bothered with Legends rules for that kind of thing
>>97090779I said they carry the setting, not the franchise. Marines are the vast minority of combatants and an even smaller part of the military industrial complex of the Imperium
>>97089293Death Guard girl a cute. How to ask papa for such girlfriend?
>>97090805>Marines are the vast minority of combatants and an even smaller part of the military industrial complex of the ImperiumI'm sorry anon, but the fact you think that matters is genuinely laughable.
>>97090787Then why do so many people here lose their shit when something gets squatted if it only effects an official tournament setting they will most likely never participate in?
>>9709078710th for all of its issues has also been extremely friendly to legends units (that it didn’t kill wih zero rules) compared to editions when FW stuff was usually over priced and kind of shit rules wise. A Kratos and leviathan dread has been a staple unit for my iron warriors and even got my BA friend to say fuck it I want two Kratos,
>>97090816Because this website is full of histrionic babies looking for something to pretend to be mad about?
>>9709081640kg likes to be dramatic about everything. Especially with list building. You get a lot of ttsfags and secondaries who think that the only thing people run is the tournament pack meta lists while the reality is most people are running random coolstuff piles made up of models they like and whatever they have on hand.
>>97090816Difference between moved to legends and taken out back and shot. Renegades and heretics despite being one of the like eight people playing that really sucked to have get killed off with no solution beyond playing guard with spikes. A lot of named characters especially at the start of the edition blanket lost rules with a single PDF explaining what you should run them as now with a lot of the recommendations being bad fits.
Could this guy be acceptable to use as a Tau proxy?
>>97090853No this actually looks cool.
>>97090818Miss piggy always been a baddie ong>>97090853What a cute little guy
>>97090853What scale is this? Is this a candy toy?
>>97090853Maybe? Depends on who you ask.>>97090871Candy toy yeah, line's Gundam Artifact.
>>97090809Lots of funny, chubby girls out there anon, I'm sure you could ask them not to shower for a weekend or something after you've been dating a while
>>97090880Why did people need a gundam miniature tabletop line when these exist, those look way nicer than what I've seen of the miniatures game ones
>>97090880>one of these costs $10 and the other is $60, can you guess which is which
>>97090911Neither costs 60, dumb little /v/ermin
>>97090919Yeah it’s like $90 now
>>97090926>>>/v/
>>97090816because the writing is on the wall for the unit and it's rules are usually bad that won't get updatedits symbolic of corporate greed(you) bought a unit years ago that was fully playable, was for years, and now suddenly you basically cant use it because some corporate stooge wants you to to replace it with something else brand newthen you have fags acting like legends is okay, despite the fact that "legends" was advertised as a place they put models that they don't sell anymore, only to rip half the older range and put it in it, and despite the fact that they make new plastic versions of those same units, keep them in legends
>>97090626>>>/Discord/>>97090880I need to buy me three of the one on the left. One on the right's nice too though.
>>97090937>Guardfag>Literal NPC tranny >Calling others discordfagsLmao
>>97090901Because multiple reasons>Obviously the fact that there's no existing ruleset and the kit itself doesn't come with a base>The designs are heavily stylized and don't really match the lineart of the TV series, whereas Gundam Assemble is going for accuracy. >The models are static standing poses while a lot of the appeal of miniatures is in the posing of the sculpt.>The number of parts on them is insane for something that size, that Dom for example has something between 30-40 parts to it and definitely won't survive being knocked off a table by accident. Gundam Assemble minis by comparison range from like 3 to 12 parts per mini.
>>97089557Not quite dry yet and shitty lighting from my poorly lit cabin but here they are. I'll take a better pic tomorrow, keep an eye out for it before you put the collage together please.
>>97090936But it is fully playable outside of a tournament
>>97089363>>97089422>>97089441>>97090853>Could this guy be acceptable to use as a Tau proxy?>>97090856>No this actually looks cool....Are you sure it's not just for show?
>>97090957Anon he put out a deadline, you cant tell him to wait for you alone. That's not fair to him. Go find a flashlight or something if you need more light or put them in your fridge
>>97090773This. The plastic stuff looks so babyish by comparison.
>>97090961and it's rules are bad, and will be gone next edition
>>97090980That's what people said moving from 9th to 10th and they're all still there
>>97090975Oh well I guess he can just use this one then. It's 2 am here and I can't be bothered to set up anything.
>>97090981cool, so wheres my chaplain dreadnought rules?
>>97090639wish warhammer had more of this
>>97090943>>>/Discord/Faggot>>97090936While you're mostly right, there is the occasional point in time where Legends units mysteriously get something changed as part of a rules update, or actually stay good as a byproduct of fulfilling a niche nothing else ever does. Contemptors and Leviathans, for instance.
Almost done with my "krieg" heavy weapons squad with flamers
>>97090880man i'd kill for some nice armored core or titanfall plastics in that scale/price range. gundams just a bit too fanciful for me, gundam shit tends to be so high tech and fancy that it ceases looking like a military mech. tau mechs on the other hand are almost too simple. very blocky, like almost minecraft blocky especially the non commander ones without proper hands, and their ankles are so thin it makes the model feel weightless because an actual mech trying to stand on those ankles would snap them instantly
>>97090992Page 48 of the space marine faction pack available on the warhammercommunity downloads page
>>97091001Uh oh guardtranny melty
>>97091008fair enough, renegades and heretics army list?
>>97091020back in 7th edition, imperial armor volume 13.
>>97091020Most of the renegades are page 15-18 in the csm faction pack but there's a few more scattered throughout the document. Army rules are last page
>hate everything in the lore about the votann>but like the ironkin models>hate everything in the lore about the tau>like battlesuitsi am conflicted
>>97091017Go back to negging /v/ with the rest of your Discord boys, unc>>97091002Looking good. How much of the other dudes do you have lett to convert after these?
>>97091044Quiet down tranny
>>97091042so not renegades and heretics
>>97091055>Let's you field the models>Abuhbuh it's not called the same thinggggAutism
>>97091042Not the guy you're replying to but god damn I hate GW's downloads page so much. It's formatted so fucking badly. Nothing's in any spot that would make sense, nothing's organized, there's not even like a "download all" button, you have to do this shit one at a time.>>97091020>>97091055CSM codex, page 98. Every R&H legends unit qualifies for the Chaos Cult detachment, in addition to the extra mortal units we've gotten since. It's better than anything they've gotten since 7th by a longshot.
>>97091064>>97091079wheres my command squad, tanks like leman russes?
>>97091053>caught with your pants downFaggot>>97091055>>97091064The problem here is the severe lack of good rules. Trying to go full in on R&H in its current incarnation gets ugly when you try to fight someone that has actual rules in comparison. But then again, is this really all that different from people who try to make Imperial Agents work?
>>97091084>Tranny is STILL cryingHoly shit
>>97091043I wish IG had spotter teams like tau, that would be cool.In general I'd like more guard specialists, the current roster is pretty boring.>Normal guys>Normal guys but from a different regiment>Elite guys>Giant guys>Midget guysI wish it was like>Spotter guys>Engineer guys>Assault guys>Tank hunter guysetc.
>>97091043>Ancestor Cores, where all knowledge is uploaded, but gets "senile" over the milleniasI like>Ironkins are tools of the ACs like the flesh kinsI (somewhat) like>Kins are clones, a fun take on the trops of dwarves all being short hardy bearded menI like but they don't use it well>Secretive as a culture, because the cursed mechanicus cannot knowI like>"Grudges" make sense for a super-computer to remember a threat and treat it with extreme prejudiceI likeThe nusquats were really close to being good, great even
>>97091083>command squadDark Commune>tanksYour daemon engines?>b-but I don't want thoseThen play guard, pussy. This is chaos.
>>97091108not the same and nowhere near the sameit was a valid army with valid units, there was no reason to remove them
>>97091115>No reason to removeExcept nobody played it because nobody cares about guard-but-spiky
>>97091119I'd 100% play traitor guard.
>>97091121I'd 100% never play traitor guard
>>97091087Cope, seethe, dilate, (You)>>97091093>>97091093While I respect the hustle in giving IG depth, the granularity is gonna be absolutely killer for the normie brain. My locals already struggles with figuring out the difference between a Rogal and a Leman despite the clear cut sizes alone.>>97091108Or they could just bite the bullet and start fielding the CSM tanks, or using the CSM datasheets for counts-as.
>>97091126So? You only like marineslop.
>>97091108>chaosChaos are just spiky marines, just get some chaos warrior bits and proxy marines
>>97091128I gorge myself until my belly is a sphere.
>>97091127>tranny trying to tell others to dilateLol
>>97091127The vehicles have insane amounts of granularity, I don't get why it doesn't extend to the infants.Normally GW leans the other way, being hesitant to make vehicle models.
>>97091128Marine game since second edition.
>>97091135Except CSM are integral to the setting and always have been and are the second most popular faction in the game no matter how much you cry
>>97091138Dilate, mald, (You)>>97091139Frankly, I would welcome Engineer squads. The problem is the idiot across from me would get annoyed that GW seemingly didn't differentiate them well enough from the Recon squad, despite the shiny giant wrenches they're holding.
>>97091135Absolutely not, the sheer loss of profit from not having any more Chaos Space Marine kits would be bad for GW. "They're the same as Marines" OF COURSE THEY ARE you idiot, the Ken-Ryu-Akuma dynamic is at play here.
>>97091137>the furry is also into inflation
>>97091147>integralNot really, they were added.>cryYou're the only one crying about someone who wants chaos guard stuff.Maybe chill out and stop policing what people can and cannot want.
>>97091173idk what this means, probably something creepy and detestable like your attitude.
>>97091182>more crying
>>97091174>T-they were added 40 years ago s-so they're n-not integralCute attempt but you'll always be wrong NPC
>>97091181Collageless behaviour
>>97090666Discuss sex with Dark Elves.
>>97091185>More cryingYes that is what (you) are doing
>>97090666I wanted them. I like callbacks to goofy old lore.>>97091174Anon, I don't actually disagree with you about wanting R&H/Chaos Guard but it's been decades since CSM were added.
>>97091187>t. Uses the word Integral, doesn't know what it means>>97091196>No u>>97091201>Okay, we can add chaos marines>Sure, each god can have its own faction too>But chaos guard? That's where I draw the line, it's too much!>Okay let's have chaos knights>Maybe darkmech too
>>97091223>doesn't know what it meansIronic
>>97091232>No u 2>This time, it's personal
>>97091093>>Engineer guysHow would these be different from the current engineers>>97091093>>Tank hunter guysHow would these be different from infantry lascannon/missile launcher teams>>97091093>>Assault guysWhat do you mean by "assault guys">Spotter guyscool idea, though sorta covered by what scout sentinels currently do
>>97091244>Everybody laughing at me is the same person
>>97091020Around technically, but functionally unplayable how people would actual want to use them. Either you take a fuck ton of mortal jobbers and some weapons teams and call that R&H or you supplement having zero access to imperial armor by using CSM vehicles which feels really fucking weird if you don’t also include chaos marines.Legitimately a detachment ripping off the genestealers final day that just lets you shoehorn in some IG tanks would fix the issue.
>>97091247>Doesn't use NTALurk more
>>97091255>You HAVE to announce yourselfYou don't little tourist-kun
what if we stopped bitching and posted models instead?
>>97090880Where would you buy this candy toys?
>>97091267I think its pretty self evident that people don't care about model posts very much.
Are white consuls white people?
>>97091277Nice try /v/ermin
>>9709093090 for 3.
>>97091280Am I wrong?
>>97091284Extremely
>>97091267Im a manchild with a manchild hobby aka Warhammer. Bitching and moaning is my specialty. Im going to take estrogen soon
>>97091245NTA but I could see a couple quick and easy tank hunter IG units being made from just ripping off WWII tank hunting infantry Squad with smaller shittier launchers with rules that make them better closer.Small squad with mines they slap onto vehicles Molotov equivalent weapoms they throw at vehicles that don’t actually do much damage, but fuck with BS and leadership. Granted I don’t think guard is particularly hurting in AT capacity, but we also have marines being able to field like 5+ options for most battlefield roles so fuck it I guess.
>>97091287Then how come model posts usually get no replies?
>>97091294They don't no matter how much you try to force this narrative /v/ermin
>>97091294Because people live in fear of the nomodel schizo who is ready to pounce at any opportunity to belittle and besmirch any and all positive comments.
>>97091301Yeah anon everyone that dislikes your sloppa is the same person
So are we ready for Leman Russ?
>>97091300The concept is interesting but lord that line down the middle.
>>97090936Legends=dead is a weird half true statement. It seems to MOSTLY effect characters, but I know some vehicles got eaten into the purgatory of zero rules like custom Stompa and some Russ variants, but I think most vehicles and infantry just keep on keeping on with surprisingly good to not worth a second glance rules. I’m honestly surprised as much stuff as survived as it has. How in the fuck are the old FW fliers still playable in an edition that hated aircraft and why are ork big gunz even given rules?
>>97091330I'd rather have any other primarch back to be quite honest with you famalam
>>97091147Second most popular...? Got any source on that?I don't at all see how CSM is integral to the setting. Chaos, sure, but renegade marines and the leftovers from the heresy are just another enemy from within and barbarian at the border respectively. The Black Crusades were footnotes, and the 13th was supposed to be an eternally hanging threat for people to mess with.I think the only people who'd inflate Chaos Space Marines' importance are people who read too much BL. I have enough narrative meat to play 40k for about 50 years without ever touching CSM.
>>97089638I made it in for this month's but as a burger will probably need to sit out next month's since I'll only have 2 weekends.
>>97091330>Word Bearer’s shirtIt’s gonna be fucking Lorgar. I would even predict they’ll tease the other guys (you know they’re coming regardless) and then Lorgar and maybe Erebus too are gonna cock block them all.
>>97091330This guy caused the heresy because his iq is under 100
>>97091360Is Lorgar gonna be as big as the other Primarchs?
>>97091360Lorgar is Roberts rival so of course it makes sense to bring him back. I never understand how word bearers are as good at recruiting and logistics as ultramarines.
>>97091379He's the only primarch dumber than angron
>>97089454The maltese cross is an 8 pointed star
>>97091352NTA, but I can definitely see an argument to why CSM are integral, but that requires a broad stroke look at the lore instead of the day to day. When the narrative moves it’s usually the traitor legions doing something the imperium responds to. Realistically it would probably be centuries between the legions or warbands do anything meaningful, but when they do it is apocalyptic. Like 90% of what chaos is doing at any given time would be cults, rebellions, and small raiding bands of CSM nobody has ever heard of. The black legion, night lords, iron warriors, death guard, world eaters, emperors children, world eaters, thousand sons, and alpha legion shouldn’t be such a common threat they are regular players unless you go charging into their turf.
>>97091391Their home planet worshipped Chaos in rather mundane ways from my understanding, they likely know how to spread the good word of the ruinous powers in a rather palatable way.
>It's another episode of "I would totally build an army of traitor guard/sisters/kroot/oopsallaspects/oopsalldestroyers/custodes/thunderwarriors/saturnineterminators/leviathandreadnoughts/emperorschildren/worldeaters/terminators/assaultterminators/jumppackintercessors/inquisition if they got a plastic release" episodeI sleep.
>>97091426>N-no>You couldn't possibly like a thing that isn't currently offered
>>97091426>it's another episode of episodeYou even posted the worst Yuru Camp girl.
>>97091391Being chaos undivided probably helps a lot. Pleading yourself to chaos is already probably not a great idea, but it’s better to skirt the line of the big four and whatever other minion deities you venerate then it is to declare for one and become natural enemies of the other three while also dealing with the repercussions of serving one specifically. I would also assume the majority of aspiring chaos followers start just venerating chaos instead of a specific god, unless the interact with that specific part of chaos
>reading the primaris marines>900k to replenish the marines killed by the rift, necrons and chaos So does this mean the iron hands, salamanders and raven guard can stop crying?How many marines now exist on the loyalist side? Is it 1.5 million?
>>97091426>half this is actually playable >some of these like leviathans where staple unite of editions past and still see use today >EC came out this edition
>>97091453>how many marines Literally unknowable because of imperial record keeping.
>>97091458>EC came out this editionAnd it flopped
Its funny because if it was really only a million marines they wouldn't even be worth mentioning as a military force.
>>97091465Pretty sure that had more to do with it having like half a dozen unique units and random gaps in its access to CSM units. Also probably wasn’t helped by people seeing how world eaters got treated from 9th
>>97091471It was because the models sucked and nobody was asking for them
>>97091466GW’s idea of military operation sizes seems fucked in general >massive chaos fortress of planet wide defenses >it would take centuries to take >the imperium sent a massive assault force >34 regiments >an unprecedented number of troops >a regiment is like 5K guys so ~170,000 men>or about half the size of the initial German push into Stalingrad
>>97089557I tried taking better photos to no avail. Im just gonna have to accept im terrible
>>97091481Because most fortified planets are in reality just planets with one gated city the size of Stalingrad on it. Smaller fortresses are like towns.Planets=cities or islands. The siege of vraks was also just about assaulting a medium sized city the size of Stockholm or something
>>97091466>>97091481Most fantasy writers arent military savvy or autistic about numbers. Those type of guys dont become authors. Tolkien is an exception because he wrote the standard for fantasy
>>97091466The count customarily doesn't include specialists (techmarines (including vehicle pilots), librarians, chaplains), command staff (captains/lieutenants), dreads, vehicles and all the chapter serfs (including the ones manning the chapter fleet).A million marines is not just a literal million of dudes in armor. It includes their entire support network.You know, like with medieval knights.
>>97091492your reds and whites would hugely benefit from some more shading
>>97091499I wonder if an AI could pretend to be Tolkien and write the correct books like he would.
>>97091499Tolkien pretty transparently didn't care about military autism. Every battle scene is breezed over.
>>97091453Numbers in 40k are a fluid thing and go up and down randomly depending on the needs of the narrative, the person writing it, and the perspective its being written from
>>97091512There's something called consistent settings with rules.
>>97091512Nah, the Administratum is simply THAT bad at their jobs.
>>97091494It’s just one of those really funny things where every battle is described as apocalyptic and beyond the size any human could imagine. And then most of them if you actually think about are actually mid sized battles or small skirmishes with massive over kill weapons occasionally waddling in
>>97091507there are highlights on both but its impossible to see due to shitty photos. what do you normally use to shade white? i was planning on just using apothecary white over corax for this but it came out looking fucking awful so i just used corax white and highlighted with pure white
>>97091481or sometimes they go the other way
>>97090957what edition are those from? ive never seen them before, they look cool as fuck
>>97091526They have never gone the other way. Name 1 example.
>>97091539>Terra has 4 quadrillion inhabitants
>>97090742Weapon system on wheels... Poor bastard still has to carry the fuel on his back.
>>970915273rd
>>97091552thats just there to ensure that if he gets shot the weapon doesnt fall into enemy hands
>>9709146640k is soft scfi. You can get 4 military historians and 3 engineers with 1 writer to design an accurate battlefield with logics, and timing all down. Then you get 1 faggot to put down a tomb world and suddenly you question how the setting isn't Harlequins vs orks/tyranids vs necrons vs chaos.
>>97091352You're a schizo if you think anything is more popular than marines
>want to start CSM>can't because need to wait to see which primarch is returningDamn.
>>97091616perturabo
>>97091616Waow anon, what a good time to save up money to make sure your hobby purchases are responsible.
>>97091635>save up moneyhow
>>97091616>caring about primarchsGay.
>>97091292Krieg has engineers, and grenadiers, which fill those roles exactly. It's just scouts on foot that are missing, but the death riders and/or sentinels do that.
>>97089293>TQDa star squigs chapta gonna be revvin' to help out Gilly's boyz wit dem metal gitz
Does this 500 worlds mean anything to us xeons players who dont collect necrons?
>>97091699To some, yes. Apparently Eldar get something (Yriel and Corsairs) and maybe something more. Orks get a starter set next year.
>>97091699Aeldari will probably be there to fight necrons. The Tau are apparently going to invade ultramar, orks might show up because there's a fight
>>97091699All major events include all the major factions always.
>>97091711>The Tau are apparently going to invade ultramarYou mean liberate ultramar
Man I’m dogshit at cloth.
>>97091616How about instead of building around a hypothetical you instead build your army off of what you like about CSM?>Like Damned/Possessed units and taking dark pacts? Play Word Bearers>Like Terminators and being tanky? Play Iron Warriors>Like Daemon Engines and Vashtorr for some reason? Play Iron Warriors even more I guess. >Like Jumppacks and being spooky? Play Night Lords>Like Infiltrator and being sneaky? Play Alpha Legion>Like bikes and going fast? Play Red Corsairs>Like Traitor Guard and playing Black in MTG? I guess you could play Chaos Cult. >Still don't know what you like? Just be a basic bitch and play Black LegionOf course the real answer is just make up a custom warband for /yourdudes/ that leans into what you like the most in CSM
>>97091738I'm considering Iron Warriors or Word Bearers. I'll decide based on the dad coming back.
>>97091731No one can ever accuse GW of being greedy, because we still don't have big tiddy tau and that would fly off the shelves
>>97091752Coomer stuff is male gaze coded and misogynistic, anon. We can't have such patriarchically heteronormative nonsense in >current year.
>tfw just realising i met a secondary at my work years ago when i was out of the hobbyhe would just read lore and watch battle reports all day, he didnt have an army and had no intention of collecting one. from what i remember he got fired for incompetence (as in doing dodgy shit in front of a client)
>>97091783That was me and I got fired for jerking off into your mug.
>>97091751If you do Iron Warriors you'll probably end up buying a lot of HH kits to convert, which I think is cheaper technically?
>>97091735That looks pretty nice thoughbeit
>>97091735Looks pretty good thoughbeit, admech models outside of a few standouts are kinda hard to paint cloth highlights on, they're always so smooth and most are in relatively neutral poses so you don't have as much texture to work with
>>97091735Try wet blending with a drying retarder medium.
i just want all of my gsc to have this same head, across the entire army
>like the lore, like the models, hate how the army plays>like how the army plays, like the models, hate the lore>like the lore, like how the army plays, hate the modelswhich one do you pick
>>97091794Oh thank god they found you. I was jerking off in the women's bathroom. Even wore high heels and panties to really sell the look.
>>97091794>tfw dont even have a mugyou almost got me anon
>>97091874Fluff and models are eternal, rules are edition-dependent.
>>97091874You don't have to play them game seriously. Lore is so worthless I regularly make up my own. The whole point is the models. Unless you make your own.
>>97091874like the lore, like how the army plays, hate the modelsKitbashing is a moral imperative
>>97091874>like the models>like how the army playscouldnt give a fuck about the lore
>>97091890>>tfw dont even have a mugI was talking about your face.
Finished the second book in pic rel where they fight a bunch of genestealers, genestealer cultists and then escape from a moon that is about to be invaded by a Tyranid hivefleet which got me thinking. Are there any good books from the GSC point of view?
>>97091823They definitely are very slightly cheaper. The rhino if a few dollars less and has no razorback parts, the marines are in a much more expensive at 90 USD a box, but come with 20 marines. People are kind of sick of the modern heresy marine kits having like six poses each shared even across armor variants and the heresy era terminators available at the moment are very old with next to no options. I prefer old MKIII armor which I stocked up on and printed parts out for along with printed terminator armor. And if you dip into the heresy range you may as well get some heresy legends units since most are pretty capable (the typhon not withstanding since it was pretty meh)
So I was reading material about marine cum, and it's all very vague which lead me to continue to work backwards into the RT era, and... what the fuck does this mean...? The Progenoid contains "gene-seeds" which can each be used to produce the implants within a host body, fine. But the progenoid develops the gene-seeds by sitting in a marine who has all the implants, so how can you duplicate the organs entirely within normal humans...? How does this work? But obviously, if you can implant the progenoid in the first place, you can implant a new one into a marine after it's removed. So a marine who gets his neck cum harvested gets a new cum sack to refill, and you don't just get two sets of gene-seed per marine.
>>97091874option twoi haven't read a shred of lore for the two armies i play and the third i'm painting
>>97091967The semen sack is implanted into the underaged neophyte with magical future medicine and it bonds to the supplicant. Once bonded, it can't be removed while the subject is alive. By the same virtue of future space magic medicine, the neck testicle is able to duplicate itself during the Marine's life, so when one dies, two sperm sacks can be harvested to continue the chapter's genetic legacy. It's also how a chapter is able to make up for losses they can't recover the jizz satchel from.tl;dr, It's the Emperor's magic science, don't think too hard about it.
>>97091967Old fluff from the time when progenoid glands did not require other implants being present to mature.
Back to the grind tomorrow fellas, did we accomplish any great feats this weekend that would honor your factions ruling class?
>>97092023finished a model and bought the tau fomo boxcan't wait to see the collage tomorrow
>>97092061>Tau Not a fan but I love that you got what you wanted! Great job King!
>>97091510sneedAI probably literally cannot replicate his thot process because it is mostly trained on dumb bullshit written by nu-authors.To explain- warhammer fantasy is influenced by tolkein's ideas. This is why elves are simultaneously created by Asuryan but also some how by the old ones. This raises questions, the questions do not have answers. The reason they don't is because it happened so long ago no one knows the truth.If it was a Nu-author, the kind that dominates now, they would be like "But whyyyyyyyyy is it like that" and answer all the wrong questions, removing historically-based mystery from the setting. Tolkein kept some stuff fragmentary/unclear specifically because if an event happened 3000 years ago chances are the records are all fucked up or missing pieces or maybe it's an oral story that only one witch in the great Mirky bog still knows and you have to seek her out. Nu-authors are like World of Warcraft-tier garbage where every little detail is explained clearly as though the protag can just 'know' all the millions of years of Titan history, even though that's stupid and unrealistic.
>>97092064For a homophobic guy you sure talk queer>Yas queen your GSC are slay
>>97092081No one else sees this except you, if you're having homo sadistic thoughts then seek help brethren.
What is the best “Fuck you” tank? I’m gonna drop Gman since my group is doing a crusade w/o gods/primarchs/etc.Land Raider or Executioner? I don’t really care about transporting troops.
>>97092023Still on vacation. No. The apartment got sprayed for bed bugs and I'm trying to reset my addictions and put away all the Thanksgiving food.
>>97092097Astraeus?If Legends is okay then probably a Fellblade
>>97092104Well enjoy your Vacation and keep those addictions at bay!
>>97092097Fellblade Falchion Astraeus
>>97092071Blizzard storytelling post-Diablo II has utterly annihilated narrative design. Is this Chris Metzen's fault?
When the hounds of fenris are unleashed on the battlefield there are few with the constitution to remain in the fight against them! They are considered the most brutal and battle weathered Marine faction used by the Imperium! Who among you would deny this!?!
>>97092145I literally got chills anon...
>>97092150Those chills were not from my words anon...but from the frosty winds of Fenris herself...
>>97092145Yiff yiff fellow furry sister!
Landed my first well paying job and gonna get into 40k finallyI already have painted a few models loaned by a friend so I know I like the hobbyWhat army should I pick? I'm leaning between loyalist marines, world eaters, gsc, and tau
>>97092165Marines carry this game and Wolves carry Marines..show some respect punk.
>>97092169So do you take knots or flares?
>>97092171Your joke falls flat which matched the slope of your forehead. Begone inferior cretin!
>>97092176Fridgeless behavior
>>97092176Definitely flares given the amount of butthurt you exude
>>97092097Mastodon transporting as many auto hitting units as possible.
>>97092145Those don't like theyre very weathered to me. That looks like you sprayed them in grey, and washed them and called it there
>>97092194You're neither a reasonable or sensible man so I will not treat with you.
>>97092168Don't pick gsc as your first army. They're one of the hardest in game to play and kinda fiddly to paint according to those posting here who have smooched the ovipositor
>>97092199Nta but those seemed like pretty reasonable and sensible critiques to me
>>97091874The models are the only constant.Lore can be twisted to suit your taste.Rules change every three years.
>>97090348Black Gobbo is fantasy
>>97092201You don't have any models because you're grotesque and your mother was a swine.
>>97092234Acting like this is why you catch bans on here and Reddit, as well as no one including you in community stuff.
>>97092168Pick whichever models you most like, obviously - models last in a way that rules don't - but bear in mind that GSC are probably the hardest army to play while also being up there with AdMech when it comes to level of detail required when painting a horde and WE have a very limited selection of options.
This is my wife say something nice about her
>>97092298What's the name of the animation she's from
>>97092310Angels of Death. I loved the chaplain in it.
>>97092313That shit was ass.
Everyone afraid to post in a bump limit thread.Beta as fuck tbqh
>>97092324Burgers and euros are asleep
>>97091866Would be pretty easy with bluestuff and milliput casting.
>>97091950Anyone?
>>97091950>>97092372Day of Ascension is apparently quite good.
>>97092234I've met many warhammer players with models with both of those features, I don't think that's a character trait preventing someone from buying space marines
>>97091866>200% RAD
>>97092324I'd post models but I'm comfee. Technically I could finish a model rn if I rimmed the base and stuck some tufts down. But cozy...
>>97090475>they don't get allegoriesI said they were useless, not incomprehensible. It's baby tier theoretic. "Pierce a hole in piece of paper" tier. And on this website it's always involuntarily revealing stuff like "imagine it's like you're eating shit off a guy's ass"
>>97092433They are not useless.
>>97089808Sounds like a lot of projecting/seething. People make fun of food allegories because it shows that the first idea someone defaults to when needing an example is food. aka the american mind.
>>97092443I think this post and the other post that says the same thing just show that people will still go along with groupthink even if they don't really understand the original reasoning.
>>97092443I have a shellfish allegory so I carry around an epipen
>So many cool black templars hqs>you literally don't have enough units to field them all inI think the crusader squads are gay because I hate those neophytes being mixed in and you can only field 3 units of sword bros, how the fuck can I run....>high marshall helly>marshalls>castellan>grimaldus>emp champ>crusader ancient>excrementorIn an army.
Why does 80s music and Synthwave fit combat in 40k extremely well?
>>97092458>>excrementorWhy do BT have a unit specifically for shitting?You'd think that'd be a Space Wolf thing.
>>97092458>So many cool black templars hqsname one? they all look lame.
>>970924677 was literally just named.
>>97092485None of those are cool and look the same though?
Who is more fun to play as on table?>Black Legion>World Eaters>Thousand Sons>Death Guard>Emperor's Children
>>97092495Emporer's children
>>97091752If GW made their models big ass, big tiddy, coomer-esque, only then would I understand their retail prices
I've only played a little bit of 40k with some marines, but I just got two battlewagons for free. Never played Orks but I wanna make a Blood Axes army with those, one that's all about mobile infantry because that's taktikal, and preferably without any beast snaggas because they're not taktikal enough. But I'm a bit lost as to what to pick, other than the obvious 'wagon with warboss, painboy and 20 regular boys'. Are stormboys a good pick? Which unit is my main source of anti-tank if I'm not using beast snaggas? Please advise.
>>97092517That would tank their sales, coomers would buy but it would put off most players.
>>97092535No it wouldnt, most players are coomers anyway
>>97092535The average 40k nerd is sexually repressed
>>97092517I'd stop buying anything from GW.
>>97092543How many coomer models do you think the average coomer owns?
>>97092543You should leave your smelly bedroom sometimes and talk to real people
>bump limit reached>>97092509I was torn between nids and EC and I chose nids and going with the vanguard onslaught detachment. Did I fuck up, anons?
>>97092577Wait until page 8
>>97092458You're not meant to run every hq in a codex in one list anon
>>97092584I have to wait for page 8 until i get an answer?
>>97092592Worrying about rules is gay. Buy the models that look cool
>>97089551>>97090148i went with the blightlords because i like the 10-man brick in the termie detachmenti'll get another drone sometime down the line
>>97089293Advice on how I can make my brood brother Attilan Rough Riders look more Genestealer Cult-y beyond simple head swaps? Should I slap some mutant bone spike bits onto the horses?
>cock: caged>ass: pluggedYeah, it's focusing on painting time
>>97092603I did this and now i have 20 noise marines, 10 havocs and like 60 cultists that i can't use
>>97092620Drybrushing on da sybian goes crazy
>>97092623Why cant you use them. Just ask your friends if you can house rule it
>>97089352>I swear to god, the thing that disgusts me the most with people is not the ignorance, it's the comfort in that ignorance.>I used to ask myself when learning about history how could so many push entire armies to kill and die, but I'm starting to think they knew how annoying and impossibly pointless most of those people were.Friend, I've been thinking about this same topic for a long time and have studied it as a sociologist.It all starts with "cognitive dissonance." Each person has a certain picture of the world. Everything they know about it is arranged into a single structure. Imagine a Jenga tower. All knowledge is like blocks in this tower.Sometimes a person may encounter new information that cannot be integrated into this tower. Or that forces them to remove one of the blocks from the base, destroying the entire tower and forcing them to rebuild it.The discomfort of reassembling your picture of the world, of making adjustments to your Jenga tower, is called "cognitive dissonance."And here's the funniest thing: the tricks a person is unconsciously willing to go to AVOID experiencing cognitive dissonance. There are three standard reactions: avoiding the topic (which may lead to insights that change one's worldview), aggression, and rationalization.But there are people who don't suffer from cognitive dissonance. While it may be unpleasant for them, it's perfectly normal to change and expand their worldview. Or even to reassemble it from time to time.The ability to courageously face cognitive dissonance, to confront it, and to work with it—that's precisely the trait that distinguishes a person from an NPC.
>>97092631Very cool, please provide a recipe for starch free mashed potatoes.
>>97092631Oh yeah, I forgot to add. According to various studies, about 95% of people are unable to properly work with their own worldview. They always choose comfortable ignorance over uncomfortable truth. "Plato is my friend, but the truth is more precious" – they choose Plato.
>>97092633>starch free mashed potatoes.Why?
>>97092643It's funny watching a bot scramble and lie
>>970925530 if they don't play AOS or necromunda >>97092573All they talk about is how the Sisters of battle look like the WMBA
>tfw born too late for coomer sister repentia and Slaanesh modelsGW used to be cool...
>>97092654You can buy them as recasts now, they just don't look as good as you think they so
Coomer models are pretty cringe, but can they at least have one qt commissar or Sister of Battle model?
I dislike how people have started using coomer as an adjective.It reeks of low IQ animetroon.
>>97092662Just paint better
Am I a coomer if I use a 3rd party model for my Magus that has hair? Bald women are not allowed in my cult
>>97092664Using nouns as adjectives is simply part of english grammar. Are you esl or just baiting?
>>97092669What an intensely stupid response.
>>97092669It complained about a buzzword and then used its own buzzword. It's probably just retarded
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>>97092675Yeah you're right>>97092672Even more convinced you're esl now desu
>>97092411I love demo-charges. It sucks in game, requiring you to spend CP via rapid ingree or 6" deep-strike, but it's just too much fun to use them.>>97092667You're gay and retarded
>>97092669Verbs
>>97092685>You're gay and retardedOf course, I play GSC
>>97092697So do I
>>97092633Starchless mashed potatoes aren't psosbible though?
>>97092712That's the point anon
>>97092675Buzzwords were never mentioned or used as part of any reasoning.
>>97092631OP hereThank you, makes a lot of sense
The warband grows
>>97092743The warband grows, purple anon glowsMERRY CHURISSEMASSU
Merry Grotmas. Prepare for Captain Tetanus
>>97092751Nothing says Grotmas like an Ultramarines Captain
>>97092718mashed potatoes aren't pointy though? How is there a point?
>I am the war and the hammer in the 40th millennium.
>>97092768They become spikey and thus pointy after they fall to chaos, obviously.
>>97091300>"space marines canonically dont have bones"
>>97092740<3>>97092633 Dude, i wrote it myself, but then asked AI to check for mistakes. That's why there's that "—"
>>97089457I did that.
>>97089457>archivefag
>>97092769He did not say that
>>97091300Wouldn't it have been better if they were facing the demon?
>used an oil paint diluted with white spirit for a wash on skin>actually happy with the resultwhat do you use to clean up oil washes on raised areas, just a cotton bud?
i respect anyone here who can paint faces, this shit is fucking hard my lord
>>97092885A qtip if you don't care about control too much. A brush VERY VERY SLIGHTLY moistened with white spirit if you do. I can't overstate this, if you're not careful with the amount of white spirit you're loading the brush with, it'll fucking flood out of it.
>>97092896Like anything it just takes practice. A lot of people play armies with mostly helmets everywhere and then only have five or six special characters without helmets that they have to kludge their way through without getting any practice on the chaff beforehand.
>>97092896Embrace the darkest dungeon look.
>>97092900ill give the brush technique a try. shit is so volatile, even with barely anything on it it will probably evaporate by the time i try wipe the excess off anything
>>97092644No, why the fuck would you eat starch free mashed potatoes?
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>>97091961What's all that white shit on those unpainted black models? Looks awful, was that intentional or did your kid ruin them? I have a bunch of old ral partha minis that look sort of like that after my 3 yr old "tried to help" with finger paints while I was at work. At least for your case, it looks easier to fix.
>>97092743very nice
>>97092433>Terminal autism You don't get allegories
>>97094042Cope.
Second edition was a mistake. Rogue Trader had the most SOVL. Everything else is a slop for secondaries
Give me an idea for a piece of terrain that isn't just a broken imperial building
>>97096020A cargo base?
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