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>>97090003Wizards win this pretty handily thanks to Divination.
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>>97090003To the average person both are the same sort of superpowered person that should be dealt with.
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>>97090003>>97090044>coughing baby vs nuclear bombI will never understand why authors think its funny to make match ups like this and then put in options that literally make you unkillable lmao, like, i want to be psychic telekinetic, but i also want to win
>>97090076Yeah it's pretty crazy. Diviners can find out where the psychics and wizards are by default and can see the future if they spec into it, wizards will always have the information advantage and can pick off a lot of psychics early before they can organize.Then again there's still 40 million psychics on the planet so actually killing them all would still take a while.
>>97090130what if the teams aren't even balanced? what if they give the 1% of people the choice to choose between wizard and psychic like the cyoa, and most people just pick wizard for this exact reason.
Battle precognists have something like discount PtV. You'll job to them. You needed worthy opponents.
>>97090003Precognition is significantly stronger than Divination when it comes time to actually kill somebody.>Take Precognition: Battle>Wizard with Divination wants to kill me>Has to steal money from Jeff Bezos' bank account or something to hire darkweb hitmen or mafia goons or something>They show up at my house while I'm sleeping>I am instantly aware that I'm about to be attacked, pick up the can of pencils I keep by my bed for this specific scenario>Bullets rip through my house, I effortlessly dodge them all>Bust outside, throw pencils into goons' eye sockets>Use John Wick abilities to beat info out of the surviving goons, track down whoever hired them, kill them too
>>97090189Its the combination, actual combat effectiveness doesn't matter because everyones still a squishy human. Conjuration - Large with an armed and fuelled bomber could take out pretty much anyone while they sleep, which divination lets you know about.
>>97090189So the wizards only need to worry about the precogs and the telekinetics who chose barriers(depending on how you interpret 'any type of magic will be nullified')Diviners clear everybody else
>>97090187>>97090189Can't Divination Wizards just kill you through attrition? They always know where you are, what you're doing, and if they have the Future spec, what you're going to do in the future. A contracted Perpetually Conjuration wizard can just spam drones to your location, forcing you to dodge over and over and over. The desc of Precog doesn't mention you having infinite stamina or not needing food, and you don't have any intrinsic abilities to locate the wizards. You'd keel over eventually.
>>97090003When are we getting the next OR?
>>97090220Soon™
>>97090233in modern day not!multiplayer gonna be crazy
>>97090246Better hope you don't pick a pathway that needs true god or angel level assistance to advance
>>97090003>1% of HumanityWhy is this always used? That's 80 million people with superpowers. Earth wouldn't last a year.
>>97090167I'd wonder more if how many people would bother taking precog or divination. Yeah they're very powerful as part of a team, but given your one chance at superpowers are you really going to pass up being a telekinetic superman or a fucking flying elemental wizard to be the fucking man in the chair? Especially when you know you will be a high value target with little ability to protect yourself?There's also not actually much benefit to fighting in this war. It's just 'the team with the most members alive gets to keep powers after five years' which really isn't doing as much to incentivize fighting as I think the author assumed it would. Like it seems to make sense at first, but think about it. If you avoid fighting you get five years of superpowers, a 50% chance of keeping your superpowers at minimal risk to your life. If you go picking fights do you think you have at least a 50% chance of surviving your first fight? Even if you somehow reduce that down to a mere *5%* chance of dying how many fights are you going to be in over five fucking years? Your death is almost assured. Anyone even mildly sane would look at this and back out. Realistically the two sides would probably form power blocks for safety and then very, very quickly try to work out some kind of truce as they look for ways to game the system or come up with a better method of deciding victory or cheat. Or at least do some headcounts to figure out which team is ahead on population.Probably should have made it 'at the end of five years everyone who died fighting in the battle royale comes back to life, with those on the winning team keeping their powers'. That way people would treat it as more of a game and just go ham.
>>97090206>actual combat effectiveness doesn't matter because everyones still a squishy human.Actual combat effectiveness matters a lot if you want to, you know, kill people. Divination gives you no actual way to kill people. You've got to give other people information to go kill people for you.>Conjuration - Large with an armed and fuelled bomber could take out pretty much anyone while they sleepDepends a lot on how Precognition works. It isn't exactly clear how "you will know something is off within a second" works. You could interpret that as "you will know right as the nefarious plane wizard is about to bomb you" or "you will know right as the nefarious plane wizard takes off to go bomb you" or "you will know right as the nefarious plane wizard gets his hands on his nefarious wizard plane"It's variable>>97090211Mind control + Brainwashing can also be pretty dangerous. Divination does give a pretty good benefit, but only having the information doesn't do you much good if you don't have a way to act on it.>>97090217>Can't Divination Wizards just kill you through attrition? They always know where you are, what you're doing, and if they have the Future spec, what you're going to do in the future.Look into as many futures as you like, I'll kill you in every single one of them.>The desc of Precog doesn't mention you having infinite stamina or not needing food, and you don't have any intrinsic abilities to locate the wizards. You'd keel over eventually.If we assume everyone involved in this war is a regular fa/tg/uy, none of these powers are getting any of us out of our chairs.Also I would assume that mastery of every form of combat would include some kind of fitness regimen.
>>97090233bro, can you pick a more illegible font for the title? i can almost make out what letters those are
>>97090260There are angel level things in the spirit world.
>>97090217Even assuming battle precogs can't just know where their opponents are. And acting through proxies and hiding are nothing special in modern warfare. You don't need to be a master strategist to recognize the value of cooperation. Probability precogs can just check probabilities with something like "will killing every human in this zone decrease amount of wizards in the world".
It’s almost midnight I have to go to bed ok
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>>97090415With me right? haha jkjk
>>97090003Letting the psychics win is simply a bad idea due to mind controllers, there is nothing preventing them from mind controlling other psychics and without the wizard counterbalance the rest of the world would be screwed
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>>97090233I wonder how companions will be done In Modern Day. Surely they cannot be the same as other origins.
>>97090419Haha jjk jjk
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>>97090275>Probably should have made it 'at the end of five years everyone who died fighting in the battle royale comes back to life, with those on the winning team keeping their powers'. That way people would treat it as more of a game and just go ham.Can you read, bro?>2. Being defeated or killed will mean your powers are taken away, and you will be relieved later. But in turn, forfeiting the game.That's obviously supposed to be revived later. Personally, I'd go Divination (Future) wizard and just try to set myself up for a good life after the 5y are up. Make myself a few billion dollarydoos, set up some financial companies based on xtreme insider trading and tech companies based on scrying through the next century of Nobel prizes, shepherd my loved ones through any unlucky accidents, etc. As far as contributing to the war, I'm sure doxxing anyone who picked Mind Control would result in a bunch of them getting sniped by normies. I wonder whether bribery would be an adequate way of ending the war. I can't convince my opponents to betray their side but money+a promise warn them of danger so long as they keep their head down might be enough to stop some people actively contributing, at least if they were already on the fence about putting their life on the line.
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>>97090029Why have no korean cyoas ever picked up here? They have a bigger community with mire output but looking at their stuff it's all very simple and uninspired would be my guess. It's like they biologically can't make one good cyoa.
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>>97090452>interactive>boringBad combo for engagement.
>>97090003Normally i'd be wizard but instead i'll go psychic mind control brainwashing
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>>97090036>Soul of Cinderno, Blazing soul>>97090452>Why have no korean cyoas ever picked up here?Anons here don't know korean.Interactive cyoas are not real cyoas.>their stuff it's all very simple and uninspired would be my guess. It's like they biologically can't make one good cyoaalso this, maybe
>>97090003>>97090036is it just me of the new op never posts OC as the op image?
>>97090426jujutsu kaisen?
>>97090410>>97090477>>97090459Survive the bleak difficulty and all these mofos except maybe arthur and athena gets one shotted.
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Cyoas that turn you gay?
>>97090452I liked some of them but with no decent translation you miss out on a lot of the lore/world/choices so you can't discuss about it well
>>97090410i have seen this posted a few times, should i give it a try or its not even worth bothering reading it?
>>97090500He's a retard who makes new threads a dozen hours too early, so what do you expect?
>>97090509entropist 3.0 really wants to turn you gay
>>97090509Anything by Gil
>>97090509CYOA with multiplayer. Anons THIRST for dicks.
>>97090526and it worked... Daddy Agir spank me...
>>97090500>the new op
>>97090538Only if its a small cute cock that belongs to a cute femboy that looks like a flat cute tomboy
>>97090554That's for fags in denial.
>>97090532>anon has homolust for elvish pirates
>>97090561It isn't. It's just an exception that confirms im hetero
>>97090581>It's just an exception that confirms im heteroThe funniest thing is that you believe it.
>>97090501OtherI want a dragon.>>97090507United We Stand, Fair Fight, and Bad Day for My EnemiesI'm just going to fuse with the dragon permanently. Just because I'll turn into a curse doesn't mean I can't retain my humanity, as seen by figures like Choso. My skill with barriers and my newfound Special Grade status should give me a leg up on creating my own Domain Expansion.I'll probably gain some bestial instincts, but I can manage those by allying with the sorcerers and spending my time hunting hostile Curses.>Won't the sorcerers just kill you for being a Curse?I'm a Special Grade Curse that can talk and be reasoned with, and I openly want to kill dangerous curses instead of humans. They'll probably throw me at the most dangerous Curses they can find in the hopes that one or both of us dies. That's fine by me, since I just simply will not die.
>>97090582You really want me to be gay... anon, do you have something to explain?
>>97090588>Just because I'll turn into a curse doesn't mean I can't retain my humanity, as seen by figures like Choso.Choso isn't a curse. Choso is the son of a curse and a human. He is half curse half human, his body is flesh and bones and thats why other people can see him and why he retains his humanity.
Boys are more aesthetic than girls tbqh you should all WANT to be gay
Why should I, as a straight man, care if other men are gay? It's not like I'm going to fuck them.
>>97090603Let's put that theory to the test. Give me a CYOA where men are simply cooler than women as companions.
>>97090602I'm literally a human and a curse put in a blender. If Choso gets to have humanity, I think I can manage it.Plus, powerful curses seem to wind up being more human anyway. Jogo, Mahito, et al wouldn't be nearly so dangerous if they were random minor curses without a human mindset.
>>97090614Would you rather be the coolest male or the coolest female anon? It’s not that hard
>>97090624>as companions
>>97090624>no futa option
>>97090629Would you rather have the coolest bro as your bff or the coolest lesbian as your bff?
>>97090642The lesbian. We can go to bars and find bisexual women to spitroast and high five while we do it.
>>97090651Nah you’re lying to yourself m8
>>97090642The bro. The lesbian will steal my women.
>>97090616>I'm literally a human and a curse put in a blender. If Choso gets to have humanity, I think I can manage it.It's different.Choso is half human, he was born like that.The cyoa option says you become a curse. It doesn't say you become half curse. So unlike Choso I guess you truly become a curse. The option also says you risk "losing yourself entirely" which I think pretty much implies losing your humanity.>Plus, powerful curses seem to wind up being more human anyway. Jogo, Mahito, et al wouldn't be nearly so dangerous if they were random minor curses without a human mindset.Thats another thing. I also don't think you would become a speechless idiot like low level curses. But you would not retain your humanity, nor yourself. You would fuse with the shikigami and become a curse, stop being a human and also stop being you. You would be a component of a new sentient curse spirit.
>>97090655Anon didn’t specify if bro was str8 or gay.
>>97090642Can't I have both? We'd be unstoppable as a trio.
>>97090667i can tell you're gay from your post
>>97090671Can you fuck your bro as your lesbian friend comments on your butt fingering skills?
>>97090667A true bro would never jeopardize another bro
>>97090678I don't care about the romantic aspect.I want cool adventures with my bro and my bro (female).
>>97090687This guy is the only one who understands.
>>97090681But women are betrayers by nature. A female bro is an oxymoron and doomed to betray you.
Do not have gay friends. If you get drunk enough…
>>97090703Ridiculous.Gay friends would be too terrified to sabotage your friendship to do anything during your drunken state.
>>97090708>thinking gays careAnon straight men are totally unused to how casual gay men are and this in turn means the gay won’t think it will jeopardize anything since gays casually play with each other all the time
Dispatch did this
>>97090665I think whatever comes out the other side would probably consider himself to be, at least partially, both of his component parts. There's likely some degree of continuum of experience involved, so I imagine it would still be possible to maintain a human-adjacent mindset.Also, Naoya was able to maintain his personality despite turning into a curse. He DID turn into an evil, destructive curse but he was driven by selfish and hateful desires.I'm driven by the desire to be a scary dragon man who is actually a hero of justice. I think I'll be fine.
>>97090702This is true, women cannot be trusted, not even with math.
>>97090724I doubt it. Not enough Flambae mentions.>>97090720Anon it's like having friends of the female gender. They don't casually cross the friendship-hookup line.
>>97090744>he thinks gay men are like womenLMAO no they’re far more raunchy and far more sex crazed
>>97090744>they don't frequently cross the hookup lineThis is provable bullshit. There is no such thing as women friends, 'cept your lover (and hopefully wife).
>>97090764But I have them though? Perhaps women are somehow worse in your country. I wouldn't know.
Having sex with a guy is just too cringe sorry
Guys, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Half of her comes from a man's balls... she is half jizz.
>>97090794Jizz is the term for the seminal fluid that protects and harbours sperm against the acidic horrors of the vagina’s interior. You are not jizz.
>>97090808Thanks for the correction.Guys, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Half of her comes from a man's balls... she is half sperm.
>>97090814A gamete is a gamete. You got your big immobile gametes and your small mobile gametes.
>>97090814A single sperm is 1/20th the size of an egg. She is 1/20th sperm.
>>97090831b-but 50/50 genetic material …
>>97090838Technically, it's only 50/50 if you're a woman.Y chromosomes are smaller than X chromosomes, meaning that you'll have marginally more DNA from your mother by volume.
>>97090867Huh. I guess "You got everything from your mom, sweetie" wasn't a lie.How do you remember all of this though? It was probably mentionned in high school, but it's been a decade for most.
>>97090877nta but its an interesting and small sized bit of information. How our genetic code works in its smallest explanation is simply easy to undersand and interesting when you are learning it. So it stays in the memory.I am sure you also have some small bits of information from highschool from things you were interested in
>>97090877I am utterly incapable of retaining information that is actually useful.I can tell you all kinds of shit that will never be relevant in either of our day-to-day lives.The important thing about chromosomes being different sizes is it means some information is encoded on X chromosomes but not Y chromosomes. Hemophilia, for example, is only on the X chromosome. This means women can be carriers for hemophilia without expressing it ( H X + non-H X) whereas a man will always express hemophilia if he inherits an X chromosome with it.
>>97090452I can't even access their retarded korean website and I am not paying for a vpn
We need a dwarf fortress CYOA. for dwarves. And dwarvish scenarios. ONLY dwarves. if there is anything with elves they get tossed into the pit.
>>97090410>>97090513i gave it a quick read, the concept is interesting (i think its inspired by a korean web novel/Manhwa) but both the source and the cyoa are disappointing in the execution.
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>>97090509Check the recent MCYOA the Malaysian/Indonesian cesspit jungle rats are propping up if you want to become very gay
>>97091106Aww, you mad someone outed you as a vtumor faggot so you ran all the way here now?
>>97091074>ONLY dwarves. if there is anything with elves they get tossed into the pit.Cacame has the D-word (digger) pass.
>>97091116Reminder you are still a SEAmonkey butthurt over being ousted as a SEAmonkey.
>>97091101This isn't a reasonable development, no.
>>97091125One of the tarot cards can turn you gay if you draw it.
>>97091124Reminder you are still a vtumor faggot who was too retarded to change a filename that went directly to the reddit thread you saved it from.
>>97091134Reminder you are brown and are still shitting up /MCYOA/ like the local street you defecate in
>>97091158Reminder you are a redditor that browses an AIslop vtumor subreddit and are shitting up 4chan.
>>97091124>>97091134>>97091158>>97091169Wtf are you cretins even talking about anymore?
>>97091183Shitposter that kept seething about jeets and malaysia in /mcyoag/ got outed to as a redditor because he didn't change a filename and now he's seething here.
>>97091197He is probably a jeet himself.
>>97091208>likes an AIslop vtumorYeah, probably.
>>97090590He doesn’t want you to be gay, he wants you to know you are gay.
Indians are turning people schizophrenic lmao
>>97091197>>97091134funniest part is he saved the image from a fucking comment and not the opening post or whatever kek
>>97090526party's
>>97091229It's a proud Indian tradition.
can you people post some cyoas
Jesus. This guy is seething badly.
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>>97091316Vrillions must post
>>97091316>can you people post some cyoasok
>>97091328this is one of the first cyoas i ever read and i just realized i never made a build>>97091329
>>97091329gotta be sword & shield for me
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perhaps we could confine our hatred somewhat, everyone! I really don't understand the appeal of whining in the most banal way possible. If you're going to bait, please have some imagination. Does anyone really care about race, gender, whatever? Those things are best used as a seasoning for more profound personality-based insults rather than relying on them for the bulk of your argument. It's pretty easy to ignore being called a fag or a jeet even if you are one
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long haul coming up. I haven't read this since the latest Surinical release, curious to see the overlap between the two
>>97091383Really enjoy some of the scenes on the first page
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Surinical is really bad with abilities
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>>97091425>>97091422I don't think that's necessarily true, I think I've liked a few from his one pagers especially. Nothing really benefits from AI writing though.
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>>97091428No it’s very true. The whole class thing is stupid. The balance is stupid.
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>>97091446>>97091438I would be overjoyed to see how you would organize it
>>97091449Better than the AI guy, that for sure.
>>97088392aight, thanksi might machine translate them anywayalso, just simple text post like>https://arca.live/b/cyoa/153784711?category=%EC%9E%90%EC%9E%91&p=1is also good enough, since i can copypaste them as a document file
Stop it with the korean cyoas. Translate sucks on them anyways.
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>>97091597This cyoa jobbed to entropist btw. Alongside the angel cyoa.
why do we hate interactive cyoas here anyway?
>>97091694They’re closer to actual video games. One step away from that low quality trash you see on Facebook.
>>97091694I don't hate interactives... but the coding generally works poorly with any mechanics that use nested choices. EX: "Pick an option from the Powers section to give to your rival. You gain half the cost of that power." Also, in addition to being poorly coded, they're harder to save a copy of.I think most people here hate them because r*ddit crowd loves them, though.
>>97091755>I think most people here hate them because r*ddit crowd loves them, though.that would make a lot of sense, yeah.personally, there's some cyoas that i think really should be interactives just because i can't be assed to keep track of one million different currencies. if i have to go back and forth between pages just to understand how many points i have, i'm just going to close the cyoa.
>>97091694It's less "hate interactive cyoas" and more "hate typical interactive cyoa design".
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>>97091755>I think most people here hate them because r*ddit crowd loves them, though.I admit I hate the laziness of certain Redditors who act like regular CYOAs are unplayable and primitive compared to interactives, but honestly everytime I have given an interactive a real chance on its own merits I have been disappointed. Interactives *could* be alright but they never are for a variety of reasons that have been said many times here.
>>97091383Background: ScavengerReason: Cryptic Visions (Curiosity a close second but Navi holds a special place in my heart.)Prime Class: Wraith-Tech (4), Dark (4), Primal (3), Caller (1)Secondary Class: Ship Caller- Tech (2), Caller (10)Tech: Salvage Ingenuity (lvl1), Drone Command (lvl1), Electro Disruption (lvl1), Tactical Override (lvl2)Primal: Savage Fury (lvl1), Feral Precision (lvl1), Beast Instinct (lvl1)Caller: Digital Communion (lvl2), Holographic Projection (lvl2), Biotic Resonance (lvl1), Forcefield Manifestation (lvl1), Synergetic Oversight (lvl2)Dark: Forbidden Incantations (lvl1), Corruption Field (lvl2)Ally Faction: WayfindersEnemy Faction: OverseersRelegion: Growing Harmony (Distorted)Clothing: Petal-Sewn Cloak (Wayfinder Star Designs represented by leaves and vines.)Pet: HeardchefCompanions:-Aria Vega - Two Hidden Blades-Kaelen Voss-Daren Okoye-XaxHaven't had time for a proper character write-up. But the concept is that he's from a scavenging clan that originated from Gardeners that lost their home to a Marauder raid. They were pushed out of the Fresh and ended up in the Bones where they adapted their 'live off the land' mentality. They ended up stumbling upon an old Datavault where they learnt the true history of The Meredian. The Overseers were alerted to this breach and dispatched a squad to hunt them down. While some survived the initial attacks the clan has scattered. Not long after, the Wayfinders reached out.
>>97091694I like interactives. Specially when good long cyoas get a port. But I also hate most interactives because they are mostly slop
>>97091328>Metal Cubes>comfyah yes an enormous Warehouse is the idea of Comfy. What was the author thinking?
>>97091694cuz i can't download them to read offline>maybe this is my skill issuei prefer image file anyway, or PDF is fine (even after 4chin banned them here)
>>97091694they are made for lazy people, also they are slop.
>>97091906The cosmic warehouse!
>>97091940BEGONE VILE JUMPER!
Behold. The laziest CYOA. From, like, a year ago.
>>97091906Correct, it should be made out of concrete.
>>97091949>From, like, a year ago.>01 Jun 2023anon....Lose in a fight.Hopelessly lost.The one i love the most will die.Tok.
>>97091978two years is like a year, except twicethank you for sacrificing yourself for our sakes, tok
Oh godPleaseJust make itI can’t take it anymore
>>97092029Make what?
>>97092029I will not be finishing my OC
>>97092072>badcyoa.pngI doubt it’s that bad
>>97092075you be the judge >>97091949
>>97092077hm
>>97092072>8/21/2024its over
Hey guys Dispatch is actually really good
>>97090588> Just because I'll turn into a curse doesn't mean I can't retain my humanity,Doesn't it explicitly say 'you risk losing yourself entirely?'
Hey guys Dispatch is actually really bad
>>97092155I'd tank that.
>>97092072Me neither.
>>97090233If you succeed in becoming a True God, will you be willing to suffer curses during other anon's advancement ritual?
Hey guys I’m really gay
>>97092276I won't believe you until you prove it
>>97091363"The Barbarian"Upbringing: Collapsed ColonyPolity: AnarchyHistory: Ex-SlaveA New Life: BetrayalSponsor: CTP, Augustine BranchSpecialization: Exploration, Main SpecArtifact AcquisitionTarget ExtractionGeneral Traits: Left For Dead +4sIdentity Theft +5sVR VertigoPsi-DullDifficult Socialization +6sFunctional Illiterate +7sSkills: Combat Training +6sSurvival, Mastery +5sStealth +4sAthletics, Mastery +1sExplosives +0sCyberware: Trauma Recovery Implant +2cSensory Inhibitor +1cEndoBoost +0cGene Mods: Muscular Reinforcement +2gSkeletal Enrichment +1gRapid Response +0gEnhanced Ocular Pathways -1gDermal Insulation -2gRadiation Resistance -3gImmunization treatment -4gMicro-gravity Adaption -5gPollution Tolerance -6gEnhanced Digestive System -7gRenal Filters -8gWeapon Preference: Traditional WeaponsSpecial Weapons: No Special Equipment +1eEquipment: "Just as New" Sale +2ePsiblocker Drugs +1eSleepless Drugs +0eArtifact: None -7gPersonal Ship: No Ship -5gHomebase: None -3gPet: A Grumpy ZorgaCompanions: Mara Arciall, Rival -2gDewitt Lavigne, Rival -1gAthyl Ryante, Rival +0gPriority Contracts: The MonolithContainmentSpellboundHomeworld
>>97092276Me too. My bf's coming over tomorrow to spend the day and will probably have my dick in his mouth half the time.He likes to have it there while we watch movies.
>>97092276Tok...>>97092481Tok's boyfriend...
>>97090003Psychic wins.
>>97092760>psych wardI wonder if some anons are (or were) unironically in it.
Know what Dispatch sort of sounds like?
>>97092887PISSpatch
>>97092887No, what?
>>97092887Sourpatch (kids)courtney...
Dispatch…Dispatchy…Danpatchi…Danmachi…
>>97092928NOOOOOOOOOO
>>97092764Several of them would belong there certainly
>>97092764>>97092962“Bad Ending - You told the psychiatrist the truth”
>>97092962>>97092966That’s what you get for trusting Jews (that aren’t also psycho like yourself obviously)
https://youtu.be/r2PHySAj3S0?list=RDr2PHySAj3S0Cyoa for this feel? Something like 1001 nights?
>>97092764>>97092962Psych ward/derangement CYOA when?
>>97093003You wanted femanons, right?
>>97092975>Fairy tale Desert"Rise - the Endless Desert" or "The City Before the Sands".
>>97092962>>97092966>>97093003Psych Ward CYOA where you have to balance madness with sanity and then there's a roll at the end with your choices as a modifier. If you roll negative after modifiers you are permanently mad. If you roll from 1 to 10 you remain locked in as they conduct more tests but there's still hope of recovery after years of therapy and treatment. If you roll 11 to 19 you are cured and lose all powers (guess you were just crazy after all). Rolling 20 or higher lets you keep the powers. Choices you make can influence the final roll (some options give you additional Madness or Sanity Dice for the final check).Also there's a secret madness route for maxing out madness and going under negative 20 even with a d20 roll where you uncover the dark truth of the CYOA and the source of your power.
All cat fags deserve to be put into a psyche ward
This is how catfags look so sorry anons, they can't go extinct. I will make them create a lot of kittens
If you don't like catposters you belong in the Psych Ward.
Ah sweet a toxo thread
>>97093118Knowing that every Anon looks like this is what motivates me to continue posting on cyoag despite the lack of OC.
Would you pet this cat
>>97093131No, thats Aro's cat. I respect that
>>97093118>human wearing fake ears, tails, and mitsHoly cringe.
>>97093131My hands would get all bloody from the bites and scratches so no
>>97093131why... why is Gil a pussycat?
>>97090492>Interactive cyoasyou mean dice roll cyoas or shitty coded html cyoas?
itty bitty wee wee
>>97093139its called sex roleplay.
Show me potato salad
>>97093176>saladWhat kind of fantasy food is that?
>>97093191Oh look it’s a wild American
>>97093176
Robert and Courtney sitting in a tree
>>97093304C-U-C-K-I-N-G
>>97091694They are often just unbelievably bad.
>>97093304citation?
First comes #Vanilla, then comes #CorruptionThen comes #Impregnation in the search-tags-function!
>>97093370cyoas?
>>97093374I'm actually working on one right now. You can't rush greatness, Anon. Just allow me my shitposts.
>>97093304cute!
hero cyoa?
>>97093387> making a cyoaI hate you so much it's unreal
>>97093488no.
>>97093489It's my first one and I can't even get file sizes and backgrounds right so don't expect much.
>>97093488Disgusting.
>>97093488>interracialUgh.
>>97093488Its coming. Have patience.
>>97093505oh shit, any more info on it?
>>97093500Would you say the same if it was you and a cute japanese girl?
>>97093558Yes. Double standards are for hypocrites and faggots like you.
>>97093562What if it was a catgirl with a human? Or a demon girl with a human? Or a human with an elf?
>>97093614>What if-Disgusting.
>>97093532What do you want to know? Its gonna have super powers alright.
>>97093620What if it was a human with a human but one human had genetic code A and the other human had genetic code B and this determined the capacity of one's lungs? The elf, catgirl, and demon girl are all genetic code A with the human who is also genetic code A, but the other human is genetic code B. What happens now?
>>97092238What curses?
>>97093643>if I use science maybe he'll-No.
>>97093631what's the pitch? what's the world like
>>97093562>faggots>refuses to date a woman from another race even when the difference is the form of the eyesYou are the faggot, you are crying about dating a woman because she doesn't look like your mommy.
>>97093614>human males with anything except human womenUtterly repugnant.
>>97093669It's called being based.
>>97093689its called cucking yourself through racism. And its very close to being gay.
>>97093669I wonder what's the funnier answer.>Actually, it's because she doesn't look like my dad.>Actually, it's because she looks like my mom.>Actually, it's because she doesn't look like myself.>Dating a woman?
>>97093707>Actually, it's because she doesn't look like my dad.Daddy issues>Actually, it's because she looks like my mom.Mommy issues>Actually, it's because she doesn't look like myself.Narcissus>Dating a woman?Anon
>>97093665You design your own Earth and its place in the cosmos, activate sources of power for benefits or drawbacks, choose your powers(no point system, just choices), design your body, choose your threats, grab some companions(that i have not figured out yet how i want to do) and then take it from there.
I'm convinced that human supremacists are mommyfags.
>>97093793Wouldn't that tribalistic view fits daddyfags more?
yes
>>97093505>>97093631you better not use these shitty pictures
>>97093903I, too, cannot wait for Hentai Heroine!
>>97093903Why not? Does super-powered women offend you?
Humans are only for Humans, Emiya-kun.Racemixing in CYOA is strictly forbidden.
>>97093943Italics believers, silence him with lamentations
>>97093941>Does super-powered women offend you?no ugly art does
>>97094018They're extincts.
>>97094053>too flat
>>97093913shut it, tok.>>97093943you WILL NOT deny me my dark elf wife
>>97094120Shut up gil. Take your elf fetish out of here.
>>97094120so true bestie
Who is the superior twink? Softie or Gil?
>>97094167>implying they’re different people
>>97093614>demon girl with a humanneed penitent succubus gf
>>97093488I'm working on it anon I'm just figuring out some questions regarding lore and metaphysics of the setting.
>>97094156a man cannot be a wife, idiot.and that is not a dark elf.
>>97093493I believe in you guy.
>>97094253can she shrink? I'm not into the giantess fetish
need more anti-human racism in cyoas
>>97094264Thanks, Anon, but you really shouldn't. I figured out backgrounds and file sizes but now I need to figure out how to make those cute little squares and rectangles to encapsulate the CYOA options. So borders but with more style points for my schizophrenia. High chance I get stuck on this for a while due to hyper fixation autism.
>>97094284Yes she can>>97094295Mine has it humans are heavily oppressed in most of the world.
>>97094323Oh, it was hus
>>97094262>a man cannot be a wife, idiot.I used magic to remove his penis and give him a tight pussy plus boobs. Now she is my wife.>and that is not a dark elf.dark skin plus elf ears. She just has horns to use as handles
>>97094295play gilshit, get dommed by elves
>>97094323>loli>>97094253>giant mommy chimeraWhat is she? and why does she wear a collar?
>>97094382That's Rider who is Medusa in Fate lore. She has like 4 or 5 forms (maybe more, I lost track). The gigantic mommy form is her gorgon monster version. I think the loli form is when she got succ'd of magic power so she reverted to a loli body but I might be confusing her with one of 10 other loli form characters in Fate so who knows.
Marry used goods, adopt their daughters as your own. Have them call you "father". This is how you win at cyoas.
>>97094401Im pretty sure you are. Medusa lancer is her before she became "a monster" due to reasons, while shes still "just" some sort of cthonic goddess living on the island.Her rider form is her in the form she took to protect her island/sisters from people, and her avenger/gorgon form is her at her worst, the aspect of the dreadful monster who iirc ended up killing her sisters in the fate lore.
>>97094408Hi Gil, hows the dispatch cyoa going
>>97094323>humans are heavily oppressed in most of the worldgood, it will give me an excuse to enslave the lesser races
>>97094323Good, it will give me an excuse to eradicate the vermin.
>>97094323Good, it will give me an excuse to write reems of fluff and end up procrastinating on turning it into a tangible build.
>>97094408Thats an ancient old tactic groomers has been using.
>>97094408You should only mix with used good and adopt their children if they're of another race and species. You should also work a 12 hour a day job 7 days a week so you can demonstrate how loving and self-sacrificial you are. You also need to be loving enough to stick with your new wife when she cheats on you because it's the only life she ever knew before she met you. Next, when her children start disrespecting you, you need to be the bigger man and continue loving them. Even when she gets impregnated by strangers and is banging the entire village you need to still man up and provide for her, and when she finally leaves you, you need to blame yourself because you didn't do enough but if you continue persevering through it all she'll eventually come to her senses and return to you. Only then will you win at cyoas.
>>97094408Hey aromage. How is ultimate god going?
>>97094408Oh, its Tok. How is rimming your sisters boyfriend going?
>>97094408Oh, it's Rake. How is being the most disgusting and vile creature in cyoag and the new update to CC going? You fucking bastard. I hate you.
Time for elf cuckoldry!
>>97094408This exact scenario was in demigod. So it can only be aromage.
>>97094531
>>97094382She's a witch they are oppressed and practically enslaved so it makes sense at least some would wear collars>>97094431Where you start beastmen already work for you.
>>97094539>Where you start beastmen already work for you.I don't see how that change anything? Good for the warm-up though.
>>97094538
>>97094550
>>97094558
>>97094549Based the CYOA is literally about colonizing territory governed by witches and they do warp people to turn them into different demihuman species that oppress humans in their domains.
>>97094561
>>97094567Ah, I see. Hopefully the Doomslayer option remains an option, because I'm tired of the pervasive "monstergirls porn" logic.
>>97094571
>>97094577cringe
>>97094577>I'm tired of the pervasive "monstergirls porn" logic.Couldn't be me
Rake did nothing wrong
>>97094587He pissed off one particular anon, who then followed the teachings of italicseether.
>>97094587He didn't update CC to fix his disastrous blunder of giving everyone a million free drawbacks.When's the update, Rake? That raging obsessed anti-Rake anon might be right about you...
Isekai Dark Overlord will update soon. Trust the plan.
>>97094561Best race ?
>>97094604Elves.
>>97094577It's generally up to you what to do with them they work for eldritch monsters after all.>>97094586Or you could try to incorporate them but it would be difficult to say the least after all you are fighting their mother goddess or even murdered her.
>>97090003Here's my thoughts on that one, with a tierlist: https://rentry.org/4d74bmcsTo me, it boils down to the psychics being an 'evil' faction dependant on rushing, while the wizards rely on cooperation and play the long game with overwhelming strategic advantages.
>>97094614>you are fighting their mother goddess or even murdered her.Why?
>>97094531>first a cyoa about how youre a terrible race (human) and the elves are infinitely better than you in every way (stronger, smarter, better at magic, more moral)>now hes working on a cyoa about being enslaved by black peopleis gil secretly swedish?
Brothers, it is December the 1st. We are one moment closer to Conquest.
>>97094409>her avenger/gorgon form is her at her worst, the aspect of the dreadful monster who iirc ended up killing her sisters in the fate lore.Nta but a small correction, the servant Gorgon is shortly before becoming the true monster Gorgon, and in fact her sister bully her, recognizing her as Medusa, the real Gorgon is partially manifested by her NP, it's inhuman and they don't think about her as Medusa.
>>97094526What did Rake do to you anon
>>97092708Look i may be gah as fuck but I'm not a fucking degenerate
Soon.
>>97094714Please no
>>97093631Will it have muscle titty waifu beasts?
>>97094493Living god>Ultimate god, simple as. pic unrelated
>>97094677He at my cyoait gone now
>>97094627>They serve eldritch monsters>You are tasked with colonizing their territoryYou are going to fight
>>97094735It will have feeble and flat waifu beasts
>>97093941PUTA!!!
>>97094596Who gives a shit? Don't like it, make your own fagget.
>>97094587>>97094763TRVE
>>97094531I wish more builds got posted for this. They're always fun to read through.Going for a sort of hit and run skirmisher build. The type that harries the edges of large battles or waylays small convoys of enemy soldier's. Disrupting their supply lines and what have you.Just not sure if I should dump the Soldier Levy's for something else. They're mainly here to bolster my numbers.Contenders for replacements are:>Wildermen>Stalkers>Knights of Turin>More Cold-WraithBackground: New Blood3 Allies80 Req30 Special30 PersonalCombat Abilities:- Combat Training I&II- Strategy I- Combat Riding - Ranger- WhirlwindSpells:- Eyes of Akasha- Cloak of Mists- Breath of WinterAllies:- Fianna McKuen- Darnath Anaxilias- It that CameUnits:- Vedyma (20) M: Average R: Very Difficult N: 6 C: Weak D: Good Special: Blood of the Ice Witch- Wild Hunters (25) M: Fast R: Very Difficult N: 10 C: Very Strong D: Very Good Traits: Ranger, Stealthy, Mounted, Big Game Hunter- Soldier Levyx2 (20) M: Average R: Average N: 20 C: Average D: Average Special: Phyhrixium Armor- Cold Wraith (15) M: Very Slow* R: Very Difficult* N: 26 C: Very-Weak* D: Very Poor*Banes: - CursedBoons:- Youthful Existence- Lucky- Magic DetectionWarzone: The Siege of DrakeholdCause: ObligationSpoils of War:- Nuptials- Boon of the Pale Lord>>97094745sadge
>>97094767
Rake reminds me of Nxtub. He had potential. But he squandered it on weeb shit. They always start out with more mature styles and then they gradually devolve into magic girl anime type shit.I use these authors to reinforce my belief that I shouldn’t have to make cyoas for any of you. Your tastes corrupt.
>>97094775
>>97094778>Creative people that actually do stuff like things that I don't >This is my excuse to not make thingsLol
>>97094778>Nxtubhe made 1 good cyoa.Out GOD Rake its not even comparable to him.
>>97094744>>They serve eldritch monsters>>You are tasked with colonizing their territory>You are going to fightThat's all I needed to hear.
>>97094787>>97094778>t. leechPathetic.
>>97094788Don’t act as if I’m wrong you son of a bitch. I have plenty of cyoa ideas but not one of them will ever use anime artwork. I’m satisfied hoarding my ideas until I find a better medium to translate it into. :)You don’t deserve my ideas.
>>97094796Are you talking about the winter one or the hospital one?
>>97094801can someone post the bait cyoa?
>>97094810This one?
>>97094810>>97094814That's the one, thanks.
>>97094809That one sucked. His best ones are- Inheritance- Hospital - Psychic Investigator or whatever- Honor Among Thieves- A New Job Everything else is shit. SHIT I say.
>>97093943I only play cyoas to racemix. My colonizer genes are too strong.
>>97094819It's Paranormal Debt Collector.I can't disagree with the list since those are my favorites too, although I don't see the problem with Curse. Seinaru is quaint, but mechanically tiring, and people are disturbed by the word "simulation".
>>97094819> A New Job Thats the one with the homosexual shadow that stalks you right
>>97094809neither
>>97094802Bro with that attitude you are likely to take those ideas to the grave.
>>97094802>You don’t deserve my ideas.
>>97094769>They're always fun to read through.why
>>97094830I read it as>Shadowman wants your body, your soul, your essence, and you will be unmade if he does itand not>Shadowman is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>97094673He decided to attempt to invalidate my arguments with WoG by having a discord lackie (who was probably him the entire time) like the faggot he is. I point out why Vermillion sucks dick and is totally impractical in his own setting according to his CYOA's rules and he decides to just assert "NO NO IT'S FINE VERMILLION IS FINE ANYWAY" even though I'm pointing out that by the rules you are stealing RE from others through the thievery of murder and WITHOUT APPROPRIATE TARGETS you will always be behind compared to literally every other method. Rake's faggot ass response? His Discord buddy (himself) shows up in the thread and just goes "NAH IT'S FINE THEY'RE STILL THE SAME JUST BECAUSE I SAID SO IT'S WOG" despite it not being in the CYOA. Faggot bitch move. Zero respect given. Fucking infuriating.It got so fucking stupid that Rake decides to WoG that Vermillion gains the same amount of RE cultivation from killing shitty zombies and skeletons as you do from killing top tier enemies in the world AND THEN HE BACKPEDALS because his Discord lackie is so fucking stupid that he doesn't realize what he's arguing for so now it's back to the assumed scenario of you gaining cultivation based on what you kill. Then when I point out my original argument that Vermillion SUCKS and will lag behind (all things being equal with other builds) because your cultivation growth is based on finding appropriate enemies that scale precariously with you while you balance the tightrope he just fucks off and keeps being a retard. Rake and his buttfuckbuddy (himself, as if that loser has friends) is so fucking RETARDED that he has no idea what he's doing.FUCK RAKE and FUCK CC I'm glad no one posts that piece of dogshit around anymore. If I could I'd rip out Rake's entrails and strangle him with them. I'd starve Canadian rats and force Rake to be eaten alive. I'd throw his sorry ass in a woodchipper and set the whole thing on fire. I RAN OUT OF ROOM SO FUCK THAT FUCKING FAGGOT
>>97094827>and people are disturbed by the word "simulation".Dissatisfaction with words is pure cancer. It’s why you have trannies waging semantic warfare on society (“nooo you have to use the words I demand you to use nooo!”). It’s why Christians hate when you call God an alien, or point out that their miracles are magic by any other name. Their brains will fry if you point out that an island survival experiment is a form of simulation. It doesn’t have to be beep boop beep matrix shit. Combat training is a simulation.
Rake biggest mistake was taking discord feedback while ignoring 4chan feedback
>>97094850Too true, but the average anon isn't ready for this discussion.>>97094848So your problem is about events that happened on Discord?
>>97094769>They're always fun to read through.Someone... actually reads builds!?
>>97094856How else am I supposed to get fap material?
>>97094850JEEEEETA pls
>>97094855No, I don't use discord. That faggot ass bitch decided to WoG over discord like the pussy he is.
>>97094864...and? Why do you care about a WoG on another website?
>>97094870Because I hate cowards. Fuck you, Rake.
>>97094848>>97094864Lol, I know exactly who you are. Stay mad.
>>97094596What's the blunder ? Is there an endlessly repeatable drawback somewhere ? Or is the issue that there's no cap on the amount one can take ?
>>97094852You say this but the discordfags like myself always say "yeah that's fine don't change anything">>97094848Matterfag, go see a psychiatrist ASAP.
>>97094871You realize he likely don't care that much about your hatred, and the only one seething (hence having a worse life experience) is yourself, right?
Daily reminder that aromage said that xhe never has read a single build for their cyoas.
>>97094767>>97094801if for example for bestial instincts i take a cat ears and cat tail will also my children's have them?
>>97094873I'm literally just an Anonymous poster. I'm assuming you think I'm someone in your shitty dickscord club. Trust me, I'd say the same thing directly to your face. Fucking kill yourself. Your CYOA is shit and so are you.>>97094876I'm not Matterjeeta you stupid cunt. Fuck you too. You're probably in the discord jerking the poos off since that's all you fucking talk about.
>>97094888>anon thinks we don't know who he isLol, lmao.
>>97094879Some people are angry little cats by nature.
>>97094876No. Discordfags always say>Is not that big of a drawback. It needs to be even worse.
>>97094848Is it even that hard to balance Vermillion, just make it burst based, if you can kill the right targets consistently you can get a ton of RE making it really fast, but that is in ideal conditions normally it just big bursts after kills with long stretches of droughts in between that lets say allegedly averages out to the same value of other methods. Just make it something like it steals a percentage of RE from the kill, so you can either kill higher level ones for big gain or grind a ton of lower levels ones for the same value.
>>97094888He calls everyone who is mildly more intelligent than the average cyoag anon ‘matterfag’ just ignore him he’s retarded
>>97094879Rake will get the Rake one day and I'll be there when it happens. He's just one insignificant leaf in my life. You think typing this ragepost does anything negative to me? Not at all, in fact it's catharsis. I enjoy my rage and nothing brings me more pleasure than to point out how SHIT Rake's fraudulent ass is. I hope he chokes on spaghetti and snaps his shin bone on a coffee table like the pathetic twink we all know he is.
>>97094896Which I understand when the hatred/spite/vitriol/whatever reach its target.That's just like screaming at a wall.
>>97094848why all this seethe over a mid method? rake didnt nerf machine so who cares about the others
>>97094839Because I like to think about how their forces would come in to play. Would our groups run in to each other as friends or foe? Would my force complement their own or be crushed by them? Could I defeat them or would I have to retreat?It's just fun.>>97094856yeah. If it's for a cyoa I like or am interested in.
What the hell is this. Are we seriously falseflaging Rake hate to make people that dislike some of Rake's design choices look dumb? What even is this anymore.
>>97094856I read all builds when I'm emotionally involved with a cyoa (and you I guess but not really but kinda but it's complicated)
>>97094906Tok post.
>>97094923>(and you I guess but not really but kinda but it's complicated)what kinda gay shit is this
>>97094848
>>97094919Quick Morty- I mean Anon! You must falseflag as someone pretending to hate Rake pretending to hate Italics pretending to like Tok pretending to simp for Aro pretending to like Rake!
>>97094897The sum total of discord feedback for CC wips is as follows:>Defective meridians is too harsh>Possession is suicidal>A section showing alternate dimensions to head to after earth would not be superfluousMiserywank feedback happens sometimes, but it objectively did not happen here.>>97094904Lol, lmao. The previous vermillionfag rant was obviously by this guy, and it also smelled like curry. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but there's a chance.
>>97094899Abso-fucking-lutely, Anon. It's so fucking easy to fix Vermillion. That's all I fucking wanted. Instead, Rake that little crossdressing yaoibait whore decides to spread his cheeks over discord for Anon to come into the thread and make WOG declarations in his name like he's the Arbiter come to bring the gospel down to us lowly peasants. Fucking faggot ass false god, get off the cloud so I can shove a rake up your ass and impale you Vlad style. It's SO EASY to fix Vermillion and instead of just finding a solution he ignores the problem and makes groundless assertions. FUCK Rake.>>97094916I'm actually not seething, I'm very joyfully smiling right now because I finally get to show you all how much I hate someone who truly deserves it. Anger? Rage? No, I've graduated beyond that. I'm at Peace.>>97094924No. I actually respect Tok because he's up front and doesn't give a fuck. If Rake showed this level of courage and actually had the balls to speak for himself instead of making WOG declarations over FUCKING DISCORD then maybe he'd reach a tenth of Tok's dick size.
>>97094938I can confirm. Miserywank mostly happens because of husanon. Who is addicted to it.
>>97094936>defend or attack authors based on his moodYou don't actually do this, right Anon?
>>97094940Your Walk Blessed Power is: Discipline.
>>97094940>>97094848Your Walk Blessed Power is: Discipline.
medicate thyself
>>97094953>>97094958>>97094962No clue what the fuck you're posting about. Is this supposed to be a discord meme or an inside joke? Kill yourself.
>>97094940>Rake that little crossdressing yaoibait whore decides to spread his cheeks over discord>Fucking faggot ass false god>I'm actually not seething>I actually respect Tok
>>97094971...NTA but you weren't here for it? I guess you're newer than I thought. What's your favorite CYOA?
>>97094979aww fuck, i broke the Discipline reply chain..
>>97094979Yeah, that's what I said. I'm glad you enjoyed highlighting the words of a superior alpha male. Thanks, nothing makes me feel better than looking in the mirror.>>97094982I'm a distant echo from the past from 2018 or so. I was bored so I came back to these threads and caught CC and was instantly reminded of how much I hate people like Rake. No clue what you're talking about. I'll tell you what my favorite CYOA isn't. Black Magic. I already know this is your favorite question to ask because you're obsessed with Matterjeeta. Kill yourself.
>>97094744But I hate humans and want to serve eldritch monsters.
>he doesn't like black magicshit taste.
>>97094971You're not fooling anyoneBORN TO SAGECYOAG IS A FUCK鬼神 Waifu Em All 1989I am cat man410,757,864,530 DEAD TOKS
>>97095008No clue what you're smoking. You fucks are retarded.
>>97095008What the fuck did I just read, and why the fuck are dumb niggers like this allowed to freely live amongst the populace?
>>97094999>I already know this is your favorite question to ask because you're obsessed with Matterjeeta. Kill yourself.Interesting amount of projecting here, but nah. I was curious about the favorite CYOA of someone who (supposedly) was new to the medium.
>>97095032what's yours
>>97095005...You can do that no problem with it just don't expect to return if you do so.You are basically in a rogue trader kind of situation if you know why the God Emperor originally created them.
>>97095007I don’t like black magic because matterkike is associated with it.
Tok having a mental breakdown and trying to chase off any author aside from himself for the five millionth time.
>>97095042>You are basically in a rogue trader kind of situation if you know why the God Emperor originally created them.Yeah and I know they go rogue rogue for alien booty all the time.
>>97095043shit taste AND retarded reasoning, very impressive
>>97094971>Is this supposed to be a discord meme or an inside joke?>I'm a distant echo from the past from 2018no you are not.>I was bored so I came back to these threadsif this is true, you regained newfag status
>>97094999>I was bored so I came back to these threadsthe thread can't sustain this many screeching retards, you need to leave
>>97095053I’m serious he’s probably the author if I had to guess
>>97095045this time i don't think its him, this place has the uncanny ability to attract deranged people
>>97095052They were basically people exiled for being politically dangerous to the God Emperor the vast mayority failed and died horrible deaths as the emperor wanted.
>>97095082Escapism general.
>>97095032Alright, fuck it, I'll bite. I'm a fan of the old Touhou CYOA. I also like semi-lewd shit like Demon Conquest but I can't post that one here I'm assuming (even though it used to be posted). Tentacle Realm isn't my thing, I'll give it a closer look when it finishes, but fuck it. I also like comfy shit like the ship CYOAs. There's more but I don't feel like giving much when I'm sure you're all glazing over each and every word I type to try and find a pattern to blow your loads over. Fucking whores. You like it when I type, don't you?>new to the mediumNo, not new. Just on and off. I swing by every now and then when I'm bored.>>97095057Yeah, this is why I didn't claim oldfag status even though I could make an argument for it. But why the fuck would anyone want to argue over being a fossil? I could give a shit less if you want to call me a newfag or not. I'm not in your discord circle jerk and I prefer it to be that way. Go gatekeep your communal cumsock all you want.
>>97094842I think it's a bit of both.He wants you to be his. Mind, body and soul. Because he's gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>97095104>I'm a fan of the old Touhou CYOA.which one? fallen gensokyo?
>be me>understands that IRL are conniving backstabing cheating cunts who go from man to man>abandon 2D and play cyoas>waifus are basically the perfect women>enjoy life>realize that by going waifu to waifu I became the IRL womanHow can I go back? I can't enjoy cyoas anymore bros
>>97095114This one. I still have it saved in my CYOA folder.
>>97095125Might as well post the rest.
>>97095134
>>97095118If your waifus are perfect they are going to accept you. Do not be ashamed.
>>97095125>still havent beaten an extra stage boss for the extra 4 tokensman i gotta get back on that
>>97095142Pointy hood
>>97094531The political alliances in this seem really stupid. Half of these people look like they should hate each other rather than be fighting together.
>>97095104>There's more but I don't feel like giving much when I'm sure you're all glazing over each and every word I type to try and find a pattern to blow your loads over. Fucking whores. You like it when I type, don't you?Again with the victim card. I'm starting to think YOU like playing the role.>old Touhou CYOANever played, mostly because the setting don't interest me.>Tentacle Realm isn't my thing, I'll give it a closer look when it finishes, but fuck it.It probably has some value given the iron grip it has on the sister thread, but I can't into numbers so the mechanics filtered me. I prefer Church of the Divine Rod in that aspect.>I also like comfy shit like the ship CYOAs.Understandable. Well, the yandere ship isn't what I'd consider comfy given the undertone, but I get it.
>>97095149My nigga
>>97095149kkk-kun…
>>97095142Hood is objectively superior for men, and pointy hat is objectively superior for women.>>97095118I agree with you, Anon, but that's why I invented my own headcanon. Each me is a separate entity based on my true self thus every version of me gets to enjoy that one waifu as his own being. It's a pure form of love that 3DPD will never understand.
>>97095142But will he accept being a spiritual woman?
>>97095174>Hood is objectively superior for men, and pointy hat is objectively superior for women.BASED
>>97095142So the perfect waifus are cuckqueans willing to share anon, the ultimate manwhore?
>>97095118>t. woman trying to ruin fantasy for men too
>>97095118>anons are screaming for the manager/authorWait a minute...this pattern..!
>>97095165>>97095169>>97095149kkkfags are larper hoodlets compared to the real deal.
>>97095196Yes.If you can't see the appeal, you're not a real man. Simple as.
>>97095161Crunch is fine when it works but I'm the type to actually do the math and flip tables when it doesn't work. I posted about this earlier with the capeshit cyoa because the author made it so dumping all points into speed only gives you mach II. That shit is irritating, just like when Vermillion was underwhelming when you actually look at the scenario. I have a feeling TR is gonna suck in that regard (I'm sure the math ain't gonna math), but I haven't actually given it a shot so I'll reserve judgement in good faith.>the setting don't interest me2hu is a different beast. Either you get it or you don't. At this point the main games are pretty bad but the fangame RPGs are actually solid. Unfortunately, you need to actually know the fandom, so you probably aren't gonna get into it from knowing nothing.>yandere shipYeah, it's that CYOA, but I don't take the yandere option. At least, I'm pretty sure it's optional. Been a while.I'll post one more CYOA I really liked, this one is a 12 parter.
>>97095118Just... find a real gf. Daydreaming is fine, but only if your don't spend your day in fantasies and you are working to improve your life.
>>97095238
>>97094848>a discord lackieOh that was me, glad to see you're still mad.
>>97095242>Just... find a real gfno
>>97095238>2huOnly ever played 6 because some coworker was deepthroating it (got to the bookworm before he noticed I wasn't playing on Lunatic, thus raised the difficulty and killed my drive to play) and Luna Nights, but it's a metroidvania based on 6.
>>97095249hey, i was wondering is the cyoag discord a chill place where people have conversations or a desert?
>>97095253You do deserve (even if you are rough on the edges) to feel loved, anon
>>97095249Classic fuckboy. Keep it up and maybe Rake will fuck you IRL at the discord meet-n-suck instead of just asking for private webcam shows.>>97095248
>>97095242>Just... go to the moonThat's how they will read this.
>>97095242>real gfBut you're here?
>>97095268I think a lot of people here simply need a gentle push, a little less cynism and hope. I have been there and I have got back.
>>97095161MinivanAll-terrain, eco-friendly, fixer-up, top-offBrush, Change cup, Cooler, First-Aid Kit, Key Fob, MapLiving in the back seat
>>97095242lol no
>>97095272we're not your girlfriend
>>97095272Yes, at the same time I am studying, working, keeping my friendships and looking for a gf.Taking this place as a hobby its fine, I am telling you guys there is more and you should try and improve your lifes, out of love for yourselves. There is one life. There is no bigger act of self hatred than simply giving up to fantasies all the time
>>97095262Honestly I couldn't truly tell you, I generally use the makeyourchoice discord which is pretty active. From what I can see the cyoag one is notably quieter than the former.
>>97095257Luna Knights was alright but Labyrinth of Touhou 1 and 2 are my shit since I'm a sucker for Etrian Odyssey style dungeon crawlers. I recently grabbed an SMT style game on steam but I haven't actually played it yet. Sucks to hear that you had a shitty roommate who did that. I cleared Lunatic once on Subterranean Animism but otherwise I preferred playing on Hard. I would've had an easier time if I used bombs but I tried for 1cc perfect runs (no bombs, any death = restart the entire run). I beat most classic 2hus like that but I haven't played the modern shit much.Honestly, I just tell people to play it on normal mode these days exactly for the reason you said. But frankly no one is actually going to put themselves through a bullet hell unless they're a special kind of autismo.>>97095267
>>97095300
>Just... find a real gf
>>97095307
>>97095314Classic
>>97095317Well, that sucks. I can't post the rest because the image limit was reached.I'll repost it next thread.
>>97095291Aren't you?>always answering my inane thoughts >engage with my hobbies>random lewd roleplay to keep the flame going>weird opinion that make us fight over trivial shit>slow nights watching cyoas together>hates me but also love me (ADHD + schizo)>constant of my life
When you waifu a CYOA character you are actually waifuing the author.
>>97095342It all happens in my mind - I'm pretty sure it's waifuing myself.
>>97095346You are waifuing an egregore that's part of the author.
>>97095348No, I'm waifuing a shadow of a character using the author's ideas as a template and my imagination as an engine....Wait, are waifus our daughters? Were we all daughterfags all along? Does that we had conceptual intercourse with Italics? SDA? Aromage? Tok?>>97095333>cyoag egregore is my waifuYou can do better than us.
>>97095348And every single man is having sex with another man's sperm.
>>97095333Saddest post this general has seen in days(it should be longer but you guys like making posts like this)
>>97095362So the real sluts were the authors?
>>97095366Yes... everyone cute woman comes from the hairy balls of a man...
you people deserve catnigger.
Who is our most tsundere author
you people deserve me
I love the name materjeeta
>>97095373You are. Think about it. Authors got their (You)s like town bicycles, but you're the one who "daydreamed" with who knows how many authors. Even made builds for others to "see" and "review".
Anons give me attention to work on my WP and suggestions of things you would like to see in it.
>>97095385SDA. His reaction to Tok was always really funny to me.
>>97095390Give me your name first. I don't help lesser authors.
>>97095387The guy has like 5-10 titles now thanks to you obsessive retards. Why do you give him so much power? Because he rattled your butt just that much?
>>97095390Dumb attentionwhore, you have to tell us what your WIPs about before we can do any of that
>>97095397>t. matterjeeta ximself
So he wasn't mattejeeta but a bitter and disgruntled touhou autist
>>97095397>5-10 titlesI'm pretty sure it's just:>Physicsfag>Matterfag>MatterHEROINE>Matterjeet>Matterjeet(a)Technically four, since the fifth is a git merge of 4th and 3rd.
>>97095401When will xey learn that xey out themselves whenever xey call anons obsessed.?
>>97095300>But frankly no one is actually going to put themselves through a bullet hell unless they're a special kind of autismo.ZeroRanger was fun.
>>97095412>matterfag>learning anythinglmao
>>97095262There's some shitposting every day or two, and an interesting discussion every week or so. Especially whenever PCA's around, he always says something interesting.>>97095407>Physicsfag>Matterfag>Matterkike>Matterheroine>Matterwife>Matterslut>Matterjeet>MatterjeetaEight total.
>>97095424>Especially whenever PCA's around, he always says something interesting.>t. shitposter number 85492821
>image limit reached
>>97095424Oh right, I forgot Matterwife and Matterslut. Which is weird, since I contributed to the bit.
>>97095262It's boring. The WIP channel is almost useless, the CYOA channel is dead on good days, and the only activity is off-topic. Graveyard of authors.
>>97095407He was also called the magicfag and the historyfag, or a combination.
>>97095424>Especially whenever PCA's around, he always says something interestingnot surprising
>>97095440Does he still make martial vs caster bait threads?
>>97095436WIP just replies to the same 3 known authors. Everyone else gets ignored. Cyoa channel is, as you said, dead.
>>97095424>Matter- started because of me>-heroine started because an anon did a hero version and I made it femenine>I am not even participating in calling him out since a lot of months agoI am surprised of this outcome
>>97095446Of course.
>>97095430Make the new thread RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOW
Did PCA say anything about psichosoma or whatevr is called the next one?
>>97095451It's always weird when our shitposts outlast our attention.>t. came up with Softie
>>97095459What's the magic word, sweetheart?
None of you guys are real.
>>97095468KYS
>>97095469Then what? You're looking at a blank screen and imagining the whole conversation?
>>97095462For sure. Its weird but I kinda like it. It's like that time one year ago I did a very specific and weird joke and an anon repeated it word for word a week after in another context. It's kind of a compliment
>>97095476I think so, yeah. I know it's all fake because every time I lay down and close my eyes it all goes dark. Nothing exists. None of it is real, man. None of it.
>>97095429I am fully serious. He cured my insomnia, depression, and baldness.>>97095461He posted some art he collected for it, but I don't remember anything else.
>>97095487You're supposed to be done with solipsism in high school.
>>97095492You think that but every time I boot up a JRPG, BOOM, there we are again
>>97095503What's the proof YOU are not the fake one trying to gaslight me?
decided to do it myself, since the new retarded op cannot do it himself>>97095501>>97095501>>97095501
>>97095399My CYOA is about hunting down and enslaving lesser races for the glory of mankind.Basically fantasy slave trader.
>>97090452>t. retardBecause everyone here speaks English? I'm not so sure what's so hard to understand.
>>97096174Not exactly the same. You can assume most people here talk English (or at least learned enough about it to post). The same assumption can't be made for Korean.
