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Your models. Post them.>>97092956Urban Conquest was kino. A dread's punch had enough Strength to qualify for the "destroy this entire terrain feature" stratagem.
Had a small tourney yesterday, two matched play games. First against Death Guard and the second against Knights. Lost the first 68-72 and won the second 88-67. Scouts are way too good for secondaries. The melta drop pod works best as a distraction carnifex to lure units into a fire lane for my vindicator (mvp here, dealt way too much damage, killed a knight lancer and canis rex each in one turn though with the help of an IP redeemer and my terminator captain with his S11 fist) but their damage is respectable even if they only last one turn.
>>97092981The terminator deathstar got stranded after shooting the deathshrouds they intended to charge to death but they managed to catch up to Mortarion and banish him in one turn thanks to the drop pod blocking his way though he killed half of them in return with his fight on death rule.
>>97092984Infernus were useful? But in the first game they just dropped on the backfield, roasted some poxwalkers and sat on the objective unbothered and moisturized the rest of the game. Against knights their flamers did very little outside of IP so they worked mostly as a screen alongside their pod.
>>97092981Hell yeah, Sun Crushers rule.
I got a league game against emperor's children tomorrow, we are both the highest scoring players of the first round, but I've never played against them, any tips? I play GSC
>>97092994Do not ovipositor them, they only get harder from that.
>>97092992I'm thinking of experimenting with a 10 man terminator squad instead of 2x5 so I'll remove one of the pods, put the infernus inside the land raider and use the 70 points of the pod on a librarian or something. I'm thinking with the captain they can re-roll their charges so they can just teleport in front of something but with the chaplain I can use their teleport homer to stage and then charge and hit with +1 to wound. Not sure what's the best option here.>>97092993I'm glad you like them! I swear I'll get them painted for the next one.
Haemonculus No.1I had this idea for haemonculus story, about one being a wrack and discovering that he grows bored of his master and starts the plot to kill him and take his spot. Later when he is a haemonculus himself, he is bored with torturing humans and what to experiment with other more rare and exotic races. He plan to cook a terror potion from brains of Tau erhernals and starts a quest to get some of them to his laboratory.
>>97093002Haemonculus No.2
Thinking about from what first founding chapter my own chapter comes but I'm not sure
Woo, first model in my Eldar army complete. I need a second highlight for the black but I'd need to go buy that paint and whatevs it's just a Guardian
>>97093009Nice. Cleanup the face though, there's some yellow spillover.
This ultramarine protest viral marketing thing they're doing is ultra cringe
>>97093007Dark Angels, of course
>>97093023That was slightly on purpose, I was trying to go a little over the line for an extremely half assed glow effect. But yeah it's sloppy and the glow effect didn't work
>>97093027>artists not understanding how thick the armor is supposed to beMy absolute "favorite" fucking thing.
>>97093009>and whatevs it's just a GuardianDo just a simple highlight only for the parts that are looking upwards, takes 5 mins and it looks amazing.
>>97093027I mean sure, due to the characteristics of my chapter they're one of the options yes
>>97093024If the theory that it's actually setting up Word Bearers turns out to be true, then it's very good.
>>97093024I mean, if gw wasn't a £6.4 billion company it would have been cute in a dorky way. But with the above knowledge it just comes off as "how do you do fellow hobbyists".
>>97092969My models. I am posting them.Started broadside #5 tonight
>>97093007The Imperial Fists are always a good choice as a founding chapter.
>>97093046Ope
>>97093052Your models are crisp as fuck but I feel like every colour is absurdly flat. There's definition because you've panel lined everything but the flatness makes it look like a toy.
>>97092956Fall of Medusa V came out shortly aftef i joined the hobby and i absolutely loved it
>>97093007Tell me more about /yourdudes/
>>97093052I agree with the other anon, the colors are smooth and crisp so the minis definitely don't look "bad" at all, but they do come off gunpla-ish. Like they're not painted but just assembled from colored plastic.
>>97093036>>97093024>>97093042When do we expect the protests to end anyways
Absolute kino
>>97093065How much you wanna know
>>97093081I'd say let's start with a short-ish description, see what hints to X or Y Primarch
>>97093078Adorable.
>>97093078they are on INCORRECT bases they are NOT ALLOWED at our tables.Just kidding they are lovely.
>>97093074When primaris are finally squatted.
>>97093078Very impressive recess shading.
>>97093078>Peculiar colorscheme>iron and gold honours rather than monochrome>helmet stripe>squad/company markings>HF guy has targeter eye
>>97093095I'm a big fan of old miniatures with modern base sizes. Really brings them forward
>>97093097Tacticals will never be squatted.Devastators though, I am already trying to figure out what to run mine as. They are recasts so I don't mind cutting them up and adding printed bits.
>>97093089Just gonna post what I think it's most important >Primaris chapter with a core of firstborn veterans sent from the first founding chapter>Specialty: ship-to-ship boarding actions and space warfare, also good at urban warfare because the environments are kinda alike>Favors infantry melee combat units and highly armored infantry ranged units>Smaller amount of vehicles than usual>Higher amount of apothecaries than usual>Bigger fleet than usual, normally the fleet is divided into smaller groups acting independently and participating in several warzones>Will usually accompany imperial navy fleets, sometimes mechanicus explorator and rogue trader fleets >Will act as bodyguards for important members of those fleets, like Lord High Admirals, Rogue Traders and Archmagos>Most hated enemies: Chaos and GSC
>>97093078I still think marines should've stay with just 1 wound. It worked fine in older editions.
>>97093106Bigger bases look great on models and allow for a lot more space and personality, they just become more cumbersome for actual gameplay.
>>9709312032mm bases are fine for some models.But when everything is on 32, then we start having problems.Even in older editions the issues game wise start showing with 40mm bases.
>>97093068>gunpla-ishThat's the intent. When I finish the army I may go back and weather them but the factory fresh look also appeals to me
>>97093129If it's an intentional artistic choice then you're in the clear.
>>97093114I think your fluffiest options would be either Imperial Fists or Dark Angels, depending on theming. If they're brutally efficient, Imperial Fists. If they're brutally noble, Dark Angels.Since they're melee focused, if you go Imperial Fists you could bring in some Black Templar stuff and have the option of running them as that too
>>97093114Imperial Fist, Raven Guard.I'd say IFs, they're regimented, stoic yet adaptable.
>>97093129They'd pop a lot more with even just a little bit of highlighting. You don't have to do all the raised bits, just a bit of highlight on the corners will really define the shapes and give the colors a lot more depth
>>97093095>>97093106>>97093120>>97093128I am torn between smaller bases and larger bases.Smaller bases allows for more flexibility And I think that marines on small bases are great for showing how big/bulky they are, but on the other I think a base should show the "space" the model needs in the world to move with ease, the more "active" a model is the bigger the base which is why I want to base all my vehicles, still torn between square bases, round, pill and oblong
We can all agree it's fucked up for a HQ to have a smaller base than Troops
>>97093161Depends on what kind of HQ>eldar wizardMakes sense for a smaller base
>my stormsurge has arrived>elemental council is not bad at all for BLtau are back on the menu, boys
>>97093129I wish there were a better solution to flight stands. I hate them so much but every flying model gently grazing a rock or pillar drives me nuts too. Smoke and exhaust or laser as supports can be fun but often look tacky and don't fit everything. I think there's just no perfect solution to the problem.
>>97093166The other Eldar wizards are on bigger bases. It's just the Spiritseer stuck on dinky 25 for some reason
>>97093116The stats and numbers in the new heresy edition work a lot better. They don't need to get to the point of having a regular ass marine with 4 wounds and 6 attacks to be balanced.
>>97093161All the Drukhari leaders being on 25mm bases drove me fucking nuts. I'm glad the Archon at least got bumped up to be bigger than the Incubi he leads.
>>97093170Generic Farseers are also still on 25s; it's just Warlocks that got bumped up in base size with their refresh.
>>97093161The opposite is equally dumb. I hate how the terminator captain is on a 50mm while every other terminator, troop and character alike, is in a 40mm.
>>97093167>Tau
i kind of want to start a votann army since i learned you can field basically every model as a mini-kastellan looking derp roboti'm a little worried that there isn't much variation in army lists or how the army plays though since there's so few unitsalso having most of their guns top out at 36" seems rough
>>97093170>for some reasonThe reason is it's an older model from before they nade 28mm bases and before they decided eldar characters should go on 32mm bases. Just put him on a 32mm GW will eventually move them to like they did with orks or marines.
>>97093052Are you doing a whole squad of missile-maxxing Itanosides?
>>97093170>up the base size>spread the legs and take as much space as possibleIt's like they never learn
>>97093156>on the other I think a base should show the "space" the model needs in the world to move with easeit's a nice idea and why I think they should change to standardised movement trays for units rather than individual models, but in the current rules the 1" engagement range is the comfortable operating distance while base size is how much room they need to squeeze through gaps or get fully dogpiled.
>>97093168>I think there's just no perfect solution to the problem.
>>97093186> you can field basically every model as a mini-kastellan looking derp robotGood luck finding enough bits for that, the kits don't come with much ironkin heads
>>97093170just put them on bigger bases, nobody will care
>>97093170Warlocks are gigachads who used to be Aspect Warriors, and spend their time working out in between rune-readingsSpiritseers are spindly and frail because they spend all their time talking to dead people, which is a full-time effort that requires a lot of sitting and listening.
>>97093156The issue with bases with vehicles is that 40k vehicles are out of scale. Infantry look off next to them and compared them to any real world vehicle in 28mm, 32mm, or 35mm scale they all look off.This stems from 40k old heroic scale that made everything cartoon looking with their gorilla hands and oversize weapons.But when NuGW changed scales and proportions the retards never changed the gun size nor the vehicle scales.
>>97093186They do have themed detachments if you don't mind focusing your list on some off-meta stuff
>>97092969made some progress on this fella
>>97093114>also good at urban warfare because the environments are kinda alike>Favors infantry melee combat units and highly armored infantry ranged unitswithout a doubt imperial fists.
>>97093194>:)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfrWchX5rAU
Grotmas kicks off.>https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ggzuywtd/the-grotmas-calendar-hub/On the first day of Grotmas, the Red Gobbo gave to me: a short story about 2nd Captain Demetrian Titus, the main character of Warhammer 40,000.>https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/1zh6qkxk/grotmas-calendar-day-1-titus-arrives-in-ultramar/
>>97093198Taro Modelmaker does iron kin heads for every votann unit
>>97093145>>97093146I see both agree on imperial fists
Happy Grotmas everhone, you get...A really shitty lore article about Titus being heroic and badass!https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/1zh6qkxk/grotmas-calendar-day-1-titus-arrives-in-ultramar/
>>97093207Wait a minuteTS and Admech sama???
>>97093218:^), I'm painting this guy for wips ss gift
>>97092956>Beakie artNeat These make Primaris look way more BearableBtw. Does anybody else headcannons Flesh Eaters as exclusively beakie wearing chapter despite beeing Blood Angel succesor?
>>97092956Advice on how I can make my brood brother Attilan Rough Riders look more Genestealer Cult-y beyond simple head swaps? Should I slap some mutant bone spike bits onto the horses?
>>97093217Already inspiring hype!!
>>97093024the entire hobby is cringe. Learn to embrace that shitThis stunt is goofy and fun
>>97093198well, 3d printing and or just using ball bearings or something would workor hell even greenstuff castingit's not like a round derp head is particularly hard to make
>>97093225>despiteMk6 was a staple of the siege of terra where the BAs were numerous.>>97093224Lucky bastards
>>97093228I think the extended carapace heads would be great on horses, though they're hard to get, there's only one on the purestrains, acolytes and malstrain kits each
>>97093206yeah but the roster is so sparse to begin withand if toss out cthonians the roster is even more barejust seems like a generic infantry + transports (which you're going to take because 5" movement is pretty ass)
>>97093107>Tacticals will never be squatted.Primaris tacticals>Devastators thoughWe'll get primaris devastators, all wearing gravis armor.
>>97093231>People complain about too many Marine releases>GW notices this and makes a 'funny' video about it>People instantly realize that it's just an advertisement saying MORE Marines are comingWhat the fuck is there to be positive about if you're not a rabid Marine fanboy?
>>97093198Just take the Lego Pill
>>97093243That could look really neat. I'll have to see if I have any laying around.
>>97093231Ntab>This is garbage>I like it, why are you cramping my style?The irony is not missed on me
>>97093168
>>97093254of fucking course I forgot pic
>>97093249Dont take it out on us that you're a fucktard who thought playing Daark Eldar was a good idea.
>>97093259You jest, but while I do have another simpler scheme in mind for the eventual votann army, I do think picrel is very fucking cool
>>97093259it's so retarded it's good
>>97093178No that's fine. Gives you a bit more space on the base to scenic it up>>97093187But Eldar have been through two major refresh waves already, GW should have used either of those as an opportunity to bump up the base size
>>97093156I plan to base my Rhino chassis tanks on Knight 170mm ovals. Land Raiders on the largest circle base
>>97093246>Primaris tacticalsWe already got intercessors, but they are going to keep selling primaris tacticals because they somehow still sell>Primaris DevastatorsWe're already getting that, stretched into one unit for each gun
>>97093249But what if it's the more fun Marines?
>>97093285GroovyIs that the knight 170mm base?
Did Colchis have a right to exist?
>>97093249The sooner you understand that more marines is what most people actually want, the better
>>97093294Lorgar, Erebus, and Kor Phaeron showing up to shit on Guilliman and Titus would literally be the only saving grace of 500 Worlds.
>>97093294>that picNo we are not doing Girlysh boys
>>97093306>he says, posting some
If they release an Erebus miniature for 40k I'd buy it in an instant.
>>97093306That's right, Primarchs should be manly and intimidating.
>>97093310How is that guy still alive?
>first day of the grotmas calendar is just titus lore
>>97093314Good vibes, he's the most successful person in the whole universe.
>>97093315>Tomorrow we’re swinging by the Mortal Realmszzzzzz
>>97093321Ghyran is the more interesting realm so I’m hype.
>>97093314He has a tendency of a Rat. After his big thing of orchestrating the heresy he decided to leave the scene and let Abbadon take the spotlight. He fulfiled his purpose to the Gods and he knew it.
Lets assume we really ger lorgar, what word bearer units can we even get that arent already in generic CSM.We already have cultists with a command squad, possessed for marines and cultists, master of possession and dark apostel.What else could they get?
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97093321>more lore>AoS loreI hate GW so much.They chose to bring back the calendar, and instead of making it good/hype they're gonna make it shit, thinking they can get max reward for minimal effort.This is why modern companies want to be cults so bad
>>97093311Get this homo shit outta my thread!
>>97093324Erebus.
>>97093324>WB unitsGal vorbak/possessedDon't overthink it, it's gonna be like a couple of characters, maybe an upgrade sprue for basic CSMs and two 3x model elites.
>>97093331You're not part of this thread and never will be, fecalslopper
I'm gonna start combing through the archive now, expect the collage later tonight. If you have any late submissions now would be the time.
>>97093315>Sisters still stuck with just 5 detachments (one nerfed to shit)Give me my fucking detachment James!
>>97093324In a perfect world we would get Lost and the Damned list but since we don't live in one we will get Either erebus or flavour units.
I hope they give the howling griffons some love this Grotmas
>>97093357They won't.
>>97093357The editions about to end who cares
>>97093357I hope they give us scouring/badab war stuff with HH
>>97093340>fecalslopperWhat is your obsession with scat fetishes? You're always talking about excrement..
>>97093325I want an old and crusty farseer on a wraithbone rocking chair.
>>97093286No, those are the leaks for 11th edition starter which releases in 2026.
>rather than give another game system the grotmas treatment like 40k got last year with a detachment every day, they instead decide to just post a bunch of filler contentmulti million pound company btw
>>97093383I wouldn't be surprised if the "actors" in their protest skit were regular employees requisitioned for the task. Not paid extra.
>>97093213Man this is some bullshit
>>97093150>erm where is your edge highlighting
>>97093392Remember when Grotmas actually inspired hype in AoS and 40K last year even if there were some absolute duds? Well seems like GW learned their lesson and will just be releasing nothing
>>97093324Greater Possessed to lead Possessed, but Master of Possessions already fulfill that role. Maybe another heretic sorcerer, but chaos sorcerers also exist. Best bet are named characters into the existing range, maybe a new detachment that gives bonuses to possessed/daemon/sorcerer keywords.
RTT this weekend, trying a Taktikal list centered around Ghaz, two beastbosses, flash gits, and tankbustas. First game against vehicle-heavy ultramarines featuring 2x3 of the new Victrix squads. Opponent hasn't played a lot of 10th so I was able to maintain board control for the whole game. Funny moment when my kill rig blew itself up trying to buff nearby beastboyz. Ghaz was able to do a lot of work which is always fun. 96-41 win.
>>97093373Its a reference to your models
>>97093461That couldn't possibly be true because my models look fantastic, kys.
whats cooler ultramarines or imperial fists
>>97093469Word Bearers
>>97093471i want to be good guys
>>97093474Tau then
>>97093205People say this and then have a meltdown when they see an actual irl vehicle to scale. They are tiny.
>>97093469Both are cool, it's a matter of making them how you like it.
>the eldar species is afraid to get their souls captured by slaanesh after they die>eldar keep dying at a steady pace>millenia, eventually millions of years pass>so many eldar have died that slaanesh doesn't have time to torture them all>????>profit
>>97093459Game 2 also against ultramarines, this time with 2x6 Victrix and 2 land raider redeemers. A lot closer this time. Opponent ended up stacking all the victrix, a land raider, and centurions (more than half his army) on one side of the board so I abandoned that objective and focused on the other half. I had a few misplays but a lucky turn 5 draw for me and an unlucky turn 5 draw for him snagged an 83-74 win.
>>97093357fuck off crudface
>>97093345
>>97093469Yellow is more complicated to paint, so while Ultramarines are cooler than Iron Fists, people who paint Iron Fists are cooler than people who paints Ultramarines.
>>97093483That's not how it works.Eldar inside Slaanesh essentially get their minds shoved up against a belt sander until they know nothing except horrific pain and agony beyond description. They lose all parts of themselves until their whole existence is simply experiencing the concept of pain forever. Slaanesh only specially tortures an Eldar soul on very rare occasions, and will simply eat them like the rest when he's done with them.
>inb4 Fulgrim sweeps because of primarch biashttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/1geonm0v/miniature-of-the-year-2025-vote-for-your-favourites-and-enter-a-competition-to-win-the-best/
The more I learn of Perturabo the more I like him. I never used to like iron warriors, but Perturabo is probably my favorite of the traitor primarchs now.
>>97093487Game 3 against blood angels with the typical Lemartes brick, Dante brick, and bladeguard brick. Got totally smashed. Wildly underestimated his threat range and lost a bunch of dudes turn 1. He also severely blunted my waaaagh with a fights first heroic intervention and an interrupt. The rest of the game went by very quickly. 49-94 loss. I wanna make taktikal work, but most taktikal lists would do better in war horde. The exception is the flash gits, which I underutilized all day.
>>97093516It will 100% be Fulgrim.I'll still vote for Lhykhis.
>>97092992Can you share your suncrusher shoulderpad STL?
>>97093517Dude is a bit stupid and stubborn, but that's just because he's in denial of what he truly wants.I wish they didn't try and make every traitor primarch a "misunderstood hurt child", but people are afraid of true evil / think they're smarter than the rest of us and that "evil doesn't exist" (which is often a way for them to try and rationalize their own evil).
>>97093516It's either Lykhis or Aethon Shaan for me, Fulgrim is hideous and not in a good way.
>>97093297Yessir, works for both Rhinos
>>97093114You got any painted up?
>>97093535This artist wears their anime inspiration on their sleeves. This isn't a bad thing.
>>97093543Damn nice
>>97093168Put electromagnets under the table and in the model. Make it float.
>>97093543looks fucking awesome anon
>>97093478Wonder if anyone has a Warlord Sherman next to a Guardsmen. Think those Sherman are 1/35 Google is not helping with the image search.
>>97093514But like, how does anyone know what it feels like to be eaten by Slaanesh? Did the souls establish a vox channel? How do we know that Slaanesh's stomach isn't a blissful wonderland of an afterlife?
>>97093576We actually know it because of AoS, where Malekith and Teclis started pulling souls out of Slaanesh's stomach. There's a story with a PiV of a soul being pulled out, stating they have no sense of identity or any real thoughts beyond the crushing darkness and miserable agony of their existence. They don't even know they're inside Slaanesh, all they knkw is that their reality is dark and that it really hurts to exist.
>>97093576Eldar spiritseers looked at the eaten souls in the warp and were like "damn that shit looks like it sucks"
>>97093593Grim
>>97093593>AoSIs that even canon when it comes to 40k and the chaos gods?
>>97093593>Malekith and Teclis started pulling souls out of Slaanesh's stomachMan why can't our knife ears be this cool
>>97093602Sounds like gay xeno magic tainted by personal fears to me desu
>>97093615maugan ra pulled millions out of the eye of terror
How do you magnetize tanks for transport? specifically plagueburst crawlers as you can see the full tread
>>97093612More than you would think. Same with fantasy.
>>97093612It's the closest we have to knowing what goes on inside Slaanesh's stomach with the closest approximation to Eldar that's present there.
>>97093612It is arguably more Canon than 40k now. Chaos has gotten so much better and more creative treatment in aos, while in 40k it's barely an afterthought, and mostly just an excuse to sell yet more marines in different colored armor
>>97093615Farseers aren't as nerdy.
>>97093625My guess is a magnet in the unpainted zones?
>>97093548I've tried several color schemes but none I like enough
>>97093615Because Marines exist in 40k.
>>97093516It’s EC, they aren’t winning shit
Got any plans for the december collage? Terrain won.
>>97093621pulling something out of the eye of terror can be done with a ship and big guns, pulling something out of slaanesh' belly is where Eldar should shine, as an exclusively magical feat.>>97093679I got two unpainted generators and the sister statue of the last kill team boxes, I'm gonna paint that.
>>97093615>Man why can't our knife ears be this cool>muh fallen race >muh tragedy >i would rather write dwarfs right nowYou know why anon.
servants of the corpse emperor trembling in their boots rn
>>97093615
>>97093737This physique is weird
>>97093024Lampshading that you're overdoing something is only good when it means you're going to ease up on doing said thingSaying "lol guys we release too many primaris lieutenants" only works if it means no more primaris lieutenants
>>97093330>>more lore>>AoS loreIt's probably going to be Scourge of Ghyran rules for Helsmiths, not lore.
>>97093725>>97093737The same idiot that wrote this shit
>>97093750>Saying "lol guys we release too many primaris lieutenants" only works if it means no more primaris lieutenantsTo be fair, they haven't released new primaris lieutenants in a long while. At least I don't remember any.
>>97093506Someone won't receive a gift this Grotmas
>>97093750They could literally release a turd, market it as a marine release and it would sell. There's a reason why everyone outside the fandom laughs at 40k for being complete marinewankery nowadays
>>97093772I was gonna say the jumppack dude but thats a captain. Can I just say I think he looks like shit? I wish gw would sculpt effects for jumpack dudes already.
>>97093779>There's a reason why everyone outside the fandom laughs at 40k for being complete marinewankery nowadaysHonestly feels the opposite.People constantly whinge that Darktide never gets cool shit and it should instead just be yet another space marine game or have shit like admech or sisters in it, even though the devs since the start wanted to make and keep the game as a "regular joe" game.
they have to release a jump pack and gravis lieutenant eventually.
>>97093782>Can I just say I think he looks like shit?No.>I wish gw would sculpt effects for jumpack dudes already.I'm glad they don't. 99/100 times they look awful.
>>97093783It's not a regular joe game, it's a human scale game which is different, even at release it still had a psyker capable of popping heads in quick succession.
>>97093797Now post her butt.
>>97093783Marinefags are a big problem of 40k.Even in necromunda we constantly get marinefags trying to introduce marines into it.
>>97093737That's a really old picture. He looks like Radagast the Brown these days.
>>97093812I prefer this look, when his dome had not yet descended into troglodation
>>97093794Terminator lieutenant when?
>>97093802They got their wish, there is a single playable marine now.I don't know how to feel about this.
>>97093783Well yes that's the problem. Marinefags are a thing. They are the biggest and loudest subgroup of 40k fans, and everything they want is more marines. Everyone outside of that group, be them other 40k fans or outside of the fandom, recognise Marine wank as what it is.
>>97093802They aren't even marinefags, it's literally secondaries and tertiaries mad that Fatshark didn't add in this certain class they wanted.Like recently they announced the Hive Scum DLC, and the salt flowing through the entire playerbase is genuinely impressive and hilarious.
>>97093822He's been in the game longer than you've been alive
>>97093828>All these cool easy ideas for classes>Hey what if we gave you something that was already a shitty shop cosmetic for your other classes>Wtf why are people upset with this???
>>97093821isnt that just a ancient
>>97093783>Regular joe>Ogryn who are canonically stronger than marines>Psykers who can wipe out platoons singlehandedly>Arbites who aren't even rejects
>>97093829source?
>>97093829He was obviously talking about the miniature, stop being disingenuous, marinepiggy
>>97093847>Disingenuous You don't know what that word means /v/ermin
>>97093822One of this stat line is the marine.Can you tell which one it is?
>>97093848obviously it's the /v/erminposter again lmao
>>97093841Don't forget zealots who can literally manifest miracles and drive back chaos corruption
>>97093851>Anybody who calls me out is the same person!!!Lol
>>97093822Vandoth is fine. He is literally just a schizo blood angel marine that has lost his mind and works as a mercenary in Necromunda's underhive while just trying to survive.He fits into the over all vibe of Necromunda and about how its a small microcosm of the rest of the batshit craziness that is the 40k setting.Like if we wanted to be realistic about this, Imperial Fists should be a some form of "gang" or whatever in Necromunda.Since they have a chapter keep there and they regularly recruit new aspirants from the planet.But I don't think they need to add that.
>>97093855I never said that, nice try though. I'm sorry you will never be a janny :(
>>97093859When you just rapidfire out your limp deflections all at once it doesn't work bud
>>97093841>>Ogryn who are canonically stronger than marinesOgryns are common through out the Imperium.>>Psykers who can wipe out platoons singlehandedlyPeople constantly forget but even low level psychic powers in 40k are ridiculously strong.Like the psykers in Darktide are at worst Iota level and at best Zeta level on the Assignment scale.>>Arbites who aren't even rejectsArbites exist on all Imperium's planets and their job is to maintain the Tithe and then beat the civilian populations if the Tithe isn't being met.Arbites regularly get their hands dirty dealing with shit like cults that are being disruptive to the Tithe.
>>97093850post their skills too
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/noz8yycy/an-avian-arch-knight-and-leaping-kroot-carnivore-return-as-this-years-boxing-day-miniatures/Cool limited edition model that's indistinguishable from a normal plain birdboy
Are they not doing a Monday model reveal? Are they gonna start off their month-long Christmas celebration by being miserly?
I wish the Grimnyr was worth running, I think the model looks cool
>>97093876Nuh uh. It ruins the fun. Look at the stats and tell. The marine is there and so is the ambot character along with a goliath leader and something else.
>>97093877>40k getting mogged on by one of GW's vastly less popular gamesThe week doesn't properly start without this.
>>97093874>Ogryns are common through out the Imperium.Doesn't matter, they're out of scope for regular joes>Arbites exist on all Imperium's planetsWrongAnd they're still not regular joes, especially not criminals and rejects like the rest of the squad
>>97093886They put out an AI-generated article about Titus, that was the big huge 1st day of the Grotmas calendar. Be thankful for it!
>>97093850based on the foreknowledge that the marine in question is most likely suffering from the black rage, the 5 inch move one.
>>97093896AoS mogs 40k on the reg. That's the advantage of not having to play safe with space marines
>>97093369Feels like that is 100% where the heresy is heading. >heresy lore punishing towards the scouring >Old World proved GW can just sell old rules and models as a system >shit together some pre 8th/apocalypse style rules since a lot of people want that back >now GW can sell you old sculpts, legends units, and things removed from production
>>97093905Are there any instances where it's a verified fact that GW used LLMs to produce material for publication?
>>97093907Knew I should thrown the van saar bounty hunter in the rig
>>97093900Ogryns are regular joes in the Imperium because they exist everywhere.Arbites are also everywhere within the Imperium to impose the Imperial Law. And they are just dudes with shotguns, they are not special.>muh criminalsYou aren't just criminals, you're a veteran guardsman, a religious fanatic, a low level psyker and an ogryn.
>>97093856Why the fuck would IF even care about what happens in some underhive?Unless the planet itself is under attack, they wouldnt care.This is like saying realistically Custodes should be some gang because Necromunda is in the Imperium.
>>97093916>>now GW can sell you old sculpts, legends units, and things removed from productionAnd they still won't update the old mk7 tactical kit.
>>97093927>Ogryns are regular joes in the Imperium because they exist everywhereNot how this works disingenuity-kun
>>97092969Fresh off the table
>>97093937>Why the fuck would IF even care about what happens in some underhive?They don't care. They still regularly venture down there to gather new recruits and kill any gangs they see.You'd know this if you weren't a lorelet.
>>97093940It is how it works.This is like saying that an african aren't a regular joe in Africa despite being extremely common there.Ogryns are regular joes.
>torn between raptors, crimson fists or ultramarines It’s actually hard to find a good ultramarine tutorial out there that isn’t evy metal
>>97093942very nice anon, for the greater good!
>>97093937He thinks that just because IF recruit from Necromunda they would be dicking around in the underhive.Granted NuNecromunda has expanded beyond the underhive and the ashwaste and for some reason is bringing the upper level scheming and noble shit into it.Fucking Helmawr daughter has a model.
>>97093955Nope, keep trying to redefine it, you'll never be right
>>97093969I don't need to redefine anything because I am already right.Ogryns are common in the Imperium, they are regular joes.
>>97093955whatnta but what the fuck are you even saying hereafricans are still humans, it's not even remotely comparable
>>97093975Learn english
>>97093838ancients are just standard bearers for some dumb reason
>>97093777my armies are shit and this gay game sucks ass
>>97093975>africans are still humansDebatable.
Might be able to snag this for a decent price. Feels about time I actually paint some marines. What chapter should I pick? I may homebrew so your suggestions may serve as inspiration.
>>97093615Because Eldar are purposefully losers. They've always been losers, from the very start. That's their entire 'shtick'; to lose. I don't know why Eldarfags don't realize this, they willingly chose the faction of losers and then act surprised when said faction is full of losers. Eldar aren't some big major player in the galactic scale, they don't even hold planets, so why are their fans bitter over them never winning planetary battle?
>>97093979Ironic
>>97094009Covenant of fire
>>97094009sons of medusa
>>97094009Howling griffons
>>97094009Homebrew imp fists successors with purple as a primary color
>>97094009Knights of Byzantium
>>97094009Angels resplendent
>>97094009If your down for home-brew I’ve always liked the idea of a chapter unknowingly serving the minor chaos god Necoho the Doubter. Basically operating like reverse word bearers as they refuse to display or use any religious symbols or units and spread the old imperial truth subtly everywhere they operate since they don’t want to fight the imperium just “fix” it while unknowingly serving a chaos god who’s entire domain is opposition to religion
Give it a shot
>>97094009Knights of Blood
What's the next chapter of 500 Worlds after 500 World: Titus?
You guys are all voting Titus for best mini, right?
>>97094050500 Worlds; Ventris
>>97094050500 worlds: Shas'O Kais
>>97094050Probably the new necron guy so we can see what he’s up to before he become irrelevant
>>97094063He's in the Titus book.
>>97094055Vote some kind of terrain price, we need to top the NL upgrade sprue.
>>97094063Anon, he was irrelevant the moment he got matched against Titus.
Trees are cheap and easy to do too
Big rock 1
>>97094082Big rock 2
>>97094024“Not” Word Bearers? Kino idea but I’m not sure about orange - quite unique though >>97094031Such a nice scheme. Iron Hands though? Hmm>>97094033I was actually thinking about these guys but I’ve never tried a quartered scheme. Currently freehanding flames on my Flawless Host is killing me. >>97094034>>97094041Despite the trials, I’ve loved painting purple - this could be an option. Hawk Lords another.
>>97094045I love the Angels Penitent and want to do something with them someday so could be a fun before and after project.>>97094046This is such a cool idea but I love all the space knight bling too much to not include it. Really cool concpet though, would love to see what they look like. >>97094049Beautiful scheme but unsure about full metallics, would need to do a tester.Amazing idea, anons. I am inspired. Thank you.
>>97094082Maybe I'm retarded. Even since I was a kid I have never been able to find this kind of foam for cheap anywhere
I basecoated the terrain pieces with a cheapo metallic acrylic by overbrushing it, but it's way too dark. I'll grab a lighter tone to dry brushed the raised bits.For staining it, I wanted to try oil washes but seeing how flat most surfaces are flat I don't know if it'd work on this. It's either that or using sponges of various browns and oranges, and maybe some pigments.
>>97094050VASHTORR BABYYYactually probably Huron
>>97094097A big sheet of insulation foam like that should be like 5 bucks tops at the hardware store.
>>97092659They don't look much worse than their modern counterparts, repenta look straight up better, Only difference is scale.>>97092662>Coomer models are pretty cringe, but can they at least have one coomer commissar or Sister of Battle model?The slippery slope slides one way or another
>>97094050At this point Huron is all but confirmed
If the ultramarines are romans who are the byzantines
>>97092969Ok here is a hellhound I paited some time ago
>>97094131Blood Angels.
>>97094105It's going to be vashtorr because GW isn't done shilling him.
>>97092969My breakka boys find themselves beating the piss out of big bugs and baneblades most of the time
>>97094134Arent Blood Angels renaissance italians?
>>97094148I dunno ask /hhg/
>>97094125>failed to conquer a feral chapter world while half the chapter was away and imperial warp travel was nonfunctional>gonna try his luck conquering ultramar insteadHe's got chutzpah but that's evidently not what he needs for this job.
>>97094134Blood angels are renaissance italians as the other anon said
>>97094149Nobody said 30k Blood AngelsI will rephrase so you can understand it better: Aren't 40k era Blood Angels renaissance italians?
>>97093527What do you want to use it for?
Bring back the mega dread.
I'm making Primaris Fire Hawks to piss off the lorefags.
>>97094115>the hardware storeClosest thing I have around is Leroy Merlin and they sell a metre long sheet of it for 50€.
>>97094149Is spamming this a reportable offense?
>>97094166So I don't have to freehand your chapter symbol
>>97094173They are decently playable as legends (meka dread less so) They make really good distraction units while other walkers and transports push up.
>>97094191I dunno ask /hhg/
>>97094131World Bearers, obvs, they brought the main religion of the setting to global dominance.
>give me a bolter in warhammer 15k
>>97094202You've russled my jimmies for the last time anon!
>>97094184>50€Insane. Maybe there isn't much reason to carry foam like that in the warmer eu countries, might be why you're getting fleeced. Rip.
>>97094208word bearers are middle eastern
>>97094195What do you plan to make? A corpse on a base or something? I'm just curious someone would like to use my dudes for something.
>>97094179Why would that piss them off?
>>97094218They just sell it in big ass bags. They are used in houses so you never really need just a sheet or two.
>>97094230The chapter went extinct before primaris were a thing. The biggest question is, why would you willingly buy pr*maris models?
>>97094240I mean, it's not like extinct chapters can't be revived as primaris.They did it with the soul drinkers.
>In a Discord server that has a Warhammer channel>Aeldari fan there gets more beligerently bitter about GW>Not insulting people or such, just a huge drag that does nothing but complain even when other people are discussing somethingIs this normal for Aeldari fans? He even complained about their new book as soon as it came out.
>>97094240>The chapter went extinct before primaris were a thingThe trailer from when rouboute came back literally has him said primaris will be used to bring back dead chapters
>>97094250Aeldari life is suffering
>>97094254a fate worse than death
>>97094240Lots of chapters got resurrected with primaris, it means jack shit.Doing primaris damned legionaries is lore breaking, on the other hand, get onto that train instead.
>>97094254Literal firstborn erasure and replacement.
>>97094219marines can have more than one inspiration
>>97094230Fire Hawks disappeared. Presumably they are now the legion of the damned. Also fluff says there has been some missing chapters that have been rebuilt with primaris, so it isn't impossible.
>>97094047Nonono I was assured that L-shaped corner ruins were destroying the hobby
this is the stupidest fucking thing i've ever seenplease talk me out of starting a votann army just so i can build this stupid boxy retarted rover lmao i love it
>>97094276Not exactly. Every single board being absolutely nothing but a couple dozen L shaped ruins is destroying the hobby.That aside every ruin should be at least two opposing Ls and some rubble. Where the fuck is the other half of the building?
>>97094286why didnt gay whoreshit give us another carriage for the land train instead of redundant shit that overwrites our current puny ass range?
>>97094235I just found it online at a large hardware store, a 100x50x3cm sheet for about $3. There's also a 5cm thickness option for $5. It really can't be that expensive.
>>97094276L shaped ruins are ok. What isn't ok is:People who built it with all 90 degrees cuts instead of angled like the image.And illogical placement, they should be put resembling a destroyed building and not randomly placed.
>>97094250>He even complained about their new book as soon as it came out.Based, that was a shitwritting
>>97094276Urban boards can be cool as hell when they aren't made out of exclusively copypasted flat mdf L shaped "ruins".
>>97094286this looks like it was designed by the Japanese
>>97094257But they just got a bunch of new models and a new book this year?
>>97094240There are primaris soul drinkers now man
>>97094250To be perfectly honest most of my conversations at the LGS for the past year have been some kind of complaint about something. Doesn't help that 10th edition sucks massive donkey balls and it only looks like they'll keep doubling down into making it more like AoS each time.
>>97094286
>>97094317There are pr*maris that call themselves soul drinkers.
What do eldar houses look like? I' pretty sure the Rogue Trader game had a couple of eldar planet-bound buildings but I can't find pics.>>97094315It's only the meme, eldar do shine every once in a while.
>>97094250I do this as a chaos fan
>>97094286It looks sick as heck, I bought 2 for my brother.
>>97094319i think it looks better with the derp wheels that will cause it roll over it it's a case of the stupider it looks the better it is
I love outriders
>>97094286what does it even do?
>>97094286With pic related either you love it and you can't be dissuaded or you hate it and forget the idea of building a Votan army.
Do you know where can I get some 300dpi high resolution images to be printed as battlemats? I was able to print one out for boarding actions and it was way cheaper than I had expected.
>>97094250>on an imageboard that has a warhammer 40k general>marine fans there get more and more beligerently bitter about GW>insulting people and such, just a huge drag that does nothing but complain even when other people are discussing something
>>97094010>they don't even hold planetsBiel tan and Iyanden have/has colonies and most craftworlds effectively hold maiden worlds, so that's not true
>>97093543Damn, is that 2000 points?
>>97094343Rent free
>>97094337looks like a land raider substitute
>>97094250>In a Discord serverGo back.
>>97094286It looks so much like a child's toy it's not even funny
>>97094367it's a clown car/bus that can carry a bunch of also equally retarded looking squat robot peoplethe whole thing is so ridiculous i want to do it
>>97094367You're mind is something like a childs toy.
>>97094359>pretending your super secret club on a dying website for autistic millenials is better than anything
>>97093960>let's do a gang themed game>actually people don't like scummy gangs, let's have scummy bourgeois instead
>>97093213>GW accidentally make something people really like that encourages model purchases around Christmas>Can’t be having that in case the intern prints “Orks now do triple damage” againTypical
>>97094376You're right this place sucks so you should leave and stay gone troon
>>97093916I'm gonna be real, nowadays only 1% of kit actually make me consider getting them, so if tomorrow GW sells back the old multipart plastic marine kits I'd rather buy those.No I will not get your shitty recasts.
>>97094250I mean it was a Mike Brooks book. Of course people complained about it you obnoxious trannoid.
>>97094374I does loop back into being cool>>97094375>you're
>>97094250>>97094376Only estrogenized failed males use discord. Probably why you, him, and the others complain all the time
>>97094390>so if tomorrow GW sells back the old multipart plastic marine kits I'd rather buy thosewhy didn't you buy them during their 2-3 decades of availablility?
>>97094290nobody knows. we need so many things, jump troops, combat walkers, skimmers, flyers, combat bikes, there are so many things they could have given us. instead we got robots that were redundant with hearthguard so they had to nerf hearthguard and buggies that were redundant with sagitaurs so they had to nerf sagitaursthe models are fine, but christ almighty that release as an army expansion was fucking terrible
>the guy who autistically rages about Xenos during work hours goes on DiscordAlways knew he dilated.
>>97094402Because1) Money doesn't grow on trees2) I already had enough3) forgot to take my time machine and expected like a dingus that things would get better as time progressed4) did not buy every single model for chapters I MIGHT one day like.Is that enough for you, mr fag?
>>97094326>find a longplay with the Eldar on Janus section>they are living in abandoned imperial containersfucked up
>>97094413>Money doesn't grow on treesThe cotton most bills are made out of does though. So money can grow on trees.
>>97094415That's better than they deserve.
>>97094413>Is that enough for you, mr fag?no, elaborate further, none of that makes any sense. If you already had enough, why don't you now? If you already had enough, why would money have been an issue? If you didn't every single model you might like, how could you have had enough? To me this reads like you are a fake grog.
>>97094428Does the cotton or the bills grow on trees?Does all cotton become bills?Do all bills around the whole wide world are made with cotton?Does all the money in the whole wide world take the form of bills?I will knock you the fuck out
>>97094438Geez man eat a snickers or something
>>97094438>I will knock you the fuck outAverage World Eater Player
>>97094390You didn't buy shit because neither were you born nor did you care about 40k until that day when GW officially released a statement endorsing all kinds of faggots. fuck off
>>97094432>if you already had enough, why don't you nowYou know when you are hungry and you satiate that hunger, the hunger can come back.Let me spell it out as simply as I can:I got kits for my SM army at the time, it took time to make and I wasn't trying to make a whole chapter. I bought what I needed and it was fine.Now there are some kits I'd love to add to my collection, which I cannot. Time changes and so do people.>If you already had enough, why would money have been an issueBecause if I spent money on anything I COULD buy, and not everything I SHOULD, then I would run out of money pretty quickly..Once again this is just another episode of>I can't believe someone want an old kit omg I bet the fake grogs did this
>>97094452Take em down hoss!
>>97094402For a lot of people they got into the hobby just as the modern era started. I know of a lot of late 7th index hammer 8th hobbyist including myself with old world also having a ton of people who missed the boat on fantasy around the same time.For a lot of people “why didn’t you buy the stuff then” has the answer of I was int middle school-just starting college when they wouldn’t have had much disposable income or if they did start the hobby they only bought what was easily available in a hobby store
>>97094455so back when you were too poor to afford the much cheaper kits, so instead of taking a loan like any sane person you delayed in hopes that said kits would not only remain available indefinitely but also not get more expensive down the line. not very clever if this is even a true recount of the events
>local LGS is owned by an absolute shitstain. Most unfriendly mfer you'll ever meet>closest actual Warhammer store is great, but a long drive across the border>friend group only has like 1 and a half playerdecently new to the hobby. Any oldbeards have advice?
>>97094472>taking a loan to buy toy soldiersdo people really
>>97094477order online and enjoy at home, the game is shit anyway
>>97094478>he didn't take a loan in 2001 to buy a house as a 6 year oldngmi
>>97094472>so instead of taking a loan like any sane person>taking a loan>To buy warhammer kits
>>97094477Do hobby and talk about hobby around your friends. When we first meet out of all of my friends one other guy was actually into the hobby. Over years of seeing me do stuff and talk about it we picked up two guard players, and admech player,and nid and BA player, and a grey knights player. And because we had no stores near us we said fuck it and pitched in to buy materials for a couple tables and built them in one guys basement
>>97094477just play with friendsthe actual gameplay isn't that great and the majority of the enjoyment of playing is hanging out with friends and banter
>>97094477Is his attitude genuinely obstructive to people playing casually at his tables?
>>97094477get comfortable with a long drive. i drive 2 hours to get to a good warhammer store, but its worth it
We should all meet up somewhere and play a few games.
Soon
>>97093535Reminds me of one of the novels that shows sisters performing Dark Eldar tier torture on heretics, including one being dissolved in a vat of acid (thats so slow it takes decades to actually kill you) and another that has (somehow) been turned into a painting thats somehow still alive
>>97094494I'm sure something like this will happen over the years, but I'd like to play more frequently sooner rather than later>>97094496Yeah it's what I'm currently doing, but only one friend has a full army, and he lives in a different province so we meet up like only once a month at best>>97094497I haven't played there yet. Every time I ask about when they play and the like it's alwasy feels like he's subtly trying to tell me to fuck off
>>97094376You're here tranny, I'm not on discord.
>first day of grotmas is a fucking lore article>tomorrow is sigmarlollmao even
>>97094516well, you can always try playing at the lgs and see if you have any funno harm in trying it once
>>97094516If you don't have a solid playerbase in your area you're fucked basically
The ‘Ultramad’ campaign on Warcom at the moment is solely to take away heat from the Calgar Leak - in which the head of community Andy Smillie was depicted in ‘staff assaulting armour’ in reference to him previously assaulting staff members.
>>97092969
>>97094521Yeah, I figured. Most stores have a Discord server but being in one would require you to play the game and actually have some friends lmao
>>97094055You will NEVER make me vote for an ultramarine.NEVER!FUCK YOU GW YOU'LL NOT TAKE ME ALIVE!
>>97094378You can't even use those characters in a game anon. You need to go out of your way to make the campaign around said characters and even then you might never get them.For example the Malstrain Genestealer are literally a gang for the game master to play around.It is a very strange way to build a game. The random models are welcome, but the rules regarding them are mess.
>>97093783>talking about the hobby>/v/fag just needs to feel included >begins talking about video games like that's what everyone was talking aboutThere's a reason you aren't welcome here
>>97094547Yeah I'm gathering my courage to try and give it a go. Not sure when that'll actually be though lol
>>97094504Sometimes I forget that gringos visit are her.a 2 hour drive in some places means changing country or driving to another city.
>>97094557Nobody cares really. I thought it was an AIslop at first.
>>97093960She has 2 actually, that one and then a newer one with her in a spyre hunter rig that was released during the Secundus campaign of Necromunda.
>>97094009Lamenters but they're your favorite colour
>>97094575>For example the Malstrain Genestealer are literally a gang for the game master to play around.That is pretty weird. How they phrased it in the articles it made it seem like that the Malstrain Genestealers are a new gang/faction that anyone could play in Necromunda.Like it isn't just for the game master.
>>97094588Funniest thing is that you can run her in a mutant gang.
>>97094580>Sometimes I forget that gringos visit ....you do realize america is warhammers largest market by a considerable lead right?
>>97094595Nobles do fall on desperate time too sometimes.
>>97094090>currently>august
>>97094594Anyone can play with a huge asterisk. You can run the gang on their own, but you miss a lot of mechanics and the corrupted version is a pain in the ass to play for the same reason. Oh and they are thought to be played only in one type of campaign bring them in any other one gimps them even further.So they work much better as NPC for the GM to play around.
>>97094594If you want to play Malstrain only you have to play the secundus campaign, but in a normal campaign you can still play them, but as another gang corrupted by the malstrain, it makes sense because a genestealer wouldn't be able to do basic stuff like go to the market or bring someone to a hospital. In fact they explicitly tell you that you can play malstrain outside secundus, but you'd forgo all after battle actions until one of your broodscum upgrades into specialist.Right now I'm playing Malstrian infected corpse grinders, and it's just 4 broodscum, 3 butchers and a genestealer, it's pretty fun.
>>97094612>Archivefaggotry
>>97094612lmao do you autists check every single image
>>97094101Bro lives in a Scooby-Doo doo mansion what the hell
>>97094625>AutistsIt's one mutant
>>97094629>still have a full keychan of old style keys>They are all for doors that have been replaced or cabinets and stuff whose locks have broken offI might just 3d print a few locks just to keep using the stuff, if only for aesthetics.
>>97094250Par for the course
>>97094223A /40kg/ deathwatch killteam
>>97094625>autists*autist
>>97094625I’ve had someone reupload my picture so they could call me no models.
>>97094565>two people for a one person flamethrower
>>97094629>>97094649whatthat's just a normal key right? Am I being pranked?Is this like an American thing? Do you guys not have keys like that?Like, sure there are more modern types of keys, but every house I know still has multiple locks with these last century keys
>>97094681>every house I know still has multiple locks with these last century keysok what the hell where do you live
>>97094173Do we really need 4 of the same thing in slightly different sizes
>>97094678>Frogposter>Retarded Name a more classic combo
>>97094649You don't need more stimming keys you likely have enough
>>97094250Eldar fans are perpetually miserable and seek to spread that misery to others because they don't want others to be happy if they themselves are not happy.
>>97094681>every house I know still has multiple locks with these last century keysBro lives in the Victorian era what the hell
>>97094629Hey man our doors use simple locks. We don't have those circular door knobs with small lock-buttons in the middle installed.
>>97094693What's retarded is two people using one flamethrower with the second person only being a walking gas tank
>>97094694it's true, specially ones that aren't stainless.
>Only started playing recently, want to play more>LGS does have an official warhammer weekly, but I've never seen people playing there>Get LGS' discord, dead in wargames, mostly MtG and pokemon active>Ask if anyone's looking for games, only response after days is from a they/them furry account that plays nidsI might give up
>>97094681Blud is living with Harry Potter
>>97094712>only response after days is from a they/them furry account that plays nidstry it. most of the alphabet rainbow people i've played with have been pretty chill. only crowd i've ever actually had a problem with being pieces of shit for gaming are the late teens early 20s incel imperial guard "it's not grey, its actually feldgrau" fuckers. whiny sore losing cunts to a man
>>97094689the netherlandsThis is my room key, though its a bit more modern. Our cabinets keys are older and also have more flowery decorations
>>97094691Tell that to marines.
>>97094625Someone once accused me of being tson/mechanicanon just because I also use a white background. The archivefags have no real pattern recognition skills which is why they need to archive to remember things
>>97094712Give it a shot, but in my experience the games I've had to play against transexuals have been some of my least enjoyable
>>97094732Fuck I need that key to get to the shotgun in the library, I'm running out of herbs man
>>97094732Do you speak netherlandish? Are the faction names translated or are "Dark Angels" still "Dark Angels" in orange-speak?
>>97094712
>>97094712Do it and post results.
>>97094749I'd take that as a compliment honestly
>>97094732Do you need this to get into the bathroom
>>97094732brother paints in the chamber of secrets
>>97094732Those keys are so uncommon here that they use them as plot hooks for horror movies. You have to remember most houses in North America were built in the 1950s or later
>>97094732Whats it like to live somewhere that still has a sense of culture and history?
>>97094770Kek
>>97094762I was more insulted on tsonanons behalf but some part of it was kinda nice to hear
EC and WE doubles team, call that Diddy Blud
>realize I've made a huge mistake with my color scheme>need to repaint basically every unitFuck what do I do
>>97094655Here you go mate.https://we.tl/t-EszEKR7Gqi
>>97094805Don't bother just finish it. Once you start doing that shit you'll just be endlessly second guessing everything and you'll always be coming up with a "better" scheme or idea
>>97094805They laughed at me for planning my painting, but who's laughing now!!
>>97093518>Wildly underestimated his threat range and lost a bunch of dudes turn 1.ya git!
>>97093518My eyes are so fucked I thought it was some jetbike gunpla proxy, not gaz from the back
>>97094805Paint your new guys in your new scheme. Fluff out that they received a bolster of material/logistics personnel and that things are being repaired in order of priority. If you want to get really fun with it occasionally paint a guy in your old scheme to tie it back together
>>97094754nothing ever gets translated into dutch. It's not even necessary IIRC the netherlands have a higher percentage of english speakers than the US for example>>97094784fun, you get to see it be replaced by modern- and globalization in real time.
>>97094843Tbf people post pictures of ghaz from exactly one angle usually. His pose really lends itself to being viewed from the front
>>97094843Not everyone can take ghaz from the back.>>97094868The kit has two poses and the one 99% of people build (the one on the boxart) is the worse.
>>97094860>fun, you get to see it be replaced by modern- and globalization in real time.I just moved to a fairly old town after living in bedroom suburbs town that's a sea of 90s condos for my whole life and seeing old building for the first time has been very cool. Makes me want to build terrain
>>97094872I didn't even know he had two poses.
>>97094898It has this shit boxart pose.
How the FUCK do I figure out a color scheme for my first chapter of space dolls?
>>97094913>>97094898And this much better balanced and solid pose.
>>97094920Look at a gallery and take note of the schemes you like, numbnuts
>>97094920Just wait for the 30k mk4 armour and paint red scorpions.
>>97094921What the fuck, why do people not use this.
>>97094920Just pick a color like and look up what goes with it in either nature or some other designs. For example, I often look at my weeb figs to see what goes well together. The 60:30:10 rule usually works, too.
>>97094913why do these goof GW CAD monkeys design the bullets ejecting but note the fire effect on the barrel
>>97094872>Not everyone can take ghaz from the backThis is why we need futa gts custodes to put the orks in their place
>>97094921Whoa that is way better
>>97092969duty calls
>>97094949The muzzle flare from a bullet exists for a barely visible instant. You can follow shells ejecting with your eyes
>>97092969i miss him
>>97094602and now add UK and continental Europe together.
>>97094920There's a ton of them just pick one. No one cares if you painted your marines a slightly different shade of blue
>>97094920Paint some red ultramarine successors
>rogue trader era metal models are actually quite cheap on ebay>postage from the UK triples the pricepain
>>97094981I don't want to hear that. Every firing gun in 40k art is showing muzzle flare. And you're going to respond to me 'oh it looks better/more exciting that way'. and yeah thats the same for a model clearly firing its gun
>>97094985uk is not part of continental europe
>>97094921That's the same pose but with the basing angle changed
>>97094712Convincing friends is the way to go, but you need to be baby-sitting a lot from teaching rules to providing terrain etc. Combat Patrol although is a dogshit format can be a simple way of entry. Or boarding actions at 500pts also an option but its needs a very specific terrain to play.
>>97094984The highlighs here are very rough, but the places and ways they are placed makes me feel like you're going to be a monster painter once you get everything dialed. It seems like you've got a really good understanding of lighting. Also cheeky freehand
>>97094977Kino
>>97094985lol, lmao. brexit my ass, UK shouldn't''ve been invited to begin with
>>97094985>All of Europe combined is 1 point higher than three countries (though being honest it's one, mexico and canda don't buy Warhammer at all)
>>97095011the cheeky freehands are why i started the army. freehanding stuff on my marines, no matter the rank, is really funfuck's sake why did i sell them. where are they now? did they even see a table after ;_;
>>97095020>(though being honest it's one, mexico and canda don't buy Warhammer at all)You don't know the first thing about Canada or Mexico, amerifat
>>97095011also yeh i might get somewhere with a brush, once i figure out myself
>>97095020how does it feel to be so ignorant?
>>97094996No that's a fair argument, i was just giving my theory on why they choose to model some special effects and not others. Personally I don't really like special effects parts unless it's supposed to be magic. I have a hard time suspending my disbelief seeing the little explosions. I think it just triggers that autistic part of my brain the same way some people get about rivet counting or realistic weathering or lighting or whatever. I've seen a lot of special effects that I've gone "wow that looks very nicely painted" but I've never seen one that made me go "holy shit that looks like a real explosion"
>>97095036Lmao go back to arguing if Goku could kill superman spic
>>97095036california alone has a population the size of the entirety of canada.
>>97095036>>97095047Very organic posts, l*af
>>97094994You can thank cheeto in-chief and the breakdown of postal agreements + tariffs for that.
>>97095035Are you that anon with the orange and black dread painted like greek(?)/roman(?) pottery eith the little freehand. Your style looks similar to his from what I remember
>>97095020I wonder if North America is counting the USA, Canada and Mexico, USA and Canada or just the USA.I wonder because I've seen one to many schizo graphs that bundles random shit together just for the sake of "number look better this way"
>>97095044I can see the ideas you had here in terms of lighting placement. Keep polishing your skills and grinding smoothness and you'll crush everyone here easily
>>97095077I love the cheeto man. Been exporting shit to the USA like mad man.My only bottleneck is my shitty third world production that wont get better till after the cheeto man notice how much money I'm making.
>>97095083nah, not him, but >>97095083i like freehands a lot too
>>97095072get your head out of your ass faggot
>>97095099i think i should add a small plaque or title for that diorama. "dead man's land" works well no ?
>>97092956Here is the november collage! Beautiful stuff everyone.So the december vote is over and Terrain won this time around. This month though we'll do things a little differently. I got some feedback and have decided to go with the seasonal subtheme idea. This means that for the december collage you can either do Terrain and/or something christmas/snow themed. As always feel free to share your suggestions and themes for future votes.Thanks for participating! Unitl next time!
>>97095099Dang that's cool. Always happy to have more people slapping freehand on dreads here. Also more people need to buy a leviathan, the kit is so well engineered and fun to build and pose compared to the redemptor.
>>97095097when i really get there i'll be in wfb or aosg
>>97095097>you'll crush everyone here easilyI'd hold my horses on that since he didn't bother to learn blending skin highlights in over 4 years.
>>97095107Uh oh suicidal leaf melty
>>97095113yeah the kit is way more poseable, but the leviathan is still painful to pose in fun ways
>>97095112>Terrain and/or something christmas/snow themed.Fuck yes. Let's gooooooo. Reminder to those that don't have a lot of space or materials. Scatter terrain is an important part of a table and very easy to throw together out of a few foam rocks and some bits. Everything doesn't have to be a whole building
>>97094536>>tomorrow is sigmarbased.
>>97095006And the head looking at the other direction. Point is the second version looks way way better.
>>97094828Every game is a learning game>>97094872Nah I like this pose better
>>97094949The kit does come with optional barrel smoke.
>>97094921I really dislike that model but this is oh so much better
>>97095140Anon you have santa meganobz you are a special case.
>>97095112Fukken kewl
>It's called the eye of terror because it (used to) blink
>>97095128He could learn that tomorrow if he really felt like it. You could learn that tomorrow. The potential is exciting. There isn't some set speed everyone learns at and people suddenly jump in skill when they solve the individual problems they've been working through. Look at blubangelsanon. He started posting/painting more regularly recently and is now doing advanced shit like nmm and bone and blue tsons
Alright anons I gotta buckle up and do some work today. You may find that the thread quality increases slightly, but fear not, we will return to our regularly scheduled shitposting tomorrow.
>>97095159What did he mean by this
>>97095192You don't see it?it was unintentional I just thought that red and white would look cool
>>97095183Shut up you nomodels schizo
>>97095240Don't talk to yourself like that
>>97095112lovely, as always thanks for taking the time to do this
>>97095210It does look cool in general but the trim on the meganobz looks like the trim in santa's outfit.
>>97095210
>>97095283Polish marines
>>97095112Thanks as always, collageanon.
>>97095210No I understood the Santa bit I just don't know what he was trying to say about him being a special case. I have the flu rn, I've been typing rhis message for 5 minutes
>>97095163> the brown eye of terror
>>97095313Rest and get well anon.
>>97095112Thank you for your work collageking
>>97095318>detailed realistic brown eye in the middle of the galaxy>blinks twice (spongebob type of wet sound)
>>97095341Shut the fuck up you carry a sword you don't even use.
>>97095341We already have the decalclanker we don't need more
>>97095112Thank you collager. I’m probably gonna sit out the next round.
>>97095357Make a small pile of rocks and a cross and put a helmet of one of the anons dudes from here on it
>>97095361Naw. I’ve got a wicked backlog of primed and playable minis to burn through first. There’s a very small chance I may paint one of the DOW printed terrain I have, but it’s unlikely. Bigger vehicles and terrain are always a slog for me.
>>97095341You've said too much
>>97095341It must be true if (((they))) censor him.
Noticing the coat of dust on my hobby desk after 2 months of procrastination playing turtle wow actually got me to start working again. Only assembled these two chink recasts (champion and a plasma/chainsword specialist) but also cleaned up and sorted out some shit.
>>97095434>turtlewowI started playing a little of that last week. Rolled a warrior and it feels weird to not be rage starved all the time.
>>97095112>Sloppa the smallest on the collageBlessed
>>97095112Thanks for doing this collageking. Whats your favorite ones anons? I love that ahriman.
>>97095471Same but I think my favorite are the Bonedar ships. Makes 'em spoopy
New info from the extra short story from the limited version of Cawl's novel:Alpha Primus isn't a marine. He is a Primarch. A proto Primarch. Cawl created a fucking Primarch.How would Roboute react if he knew of this?
>>97095502Nobody cares.
>>97095502Guilliman: Great. More retarded lore.
>>97095502I don't care about primaris or Belisarius Sue.
>>97095527>retarded loreBile created a number of Primarchs, though....There is precedent to it.
>>97095502>proto primarch
>>97095502None of the shit that happens in the novels ever translates into something meaningful on the tabletop so who caresAlso the emperor already made a proto primarch who was OP as fuck and he locked up in terra somewhere
>>97095547Retarded precedent aka retarded lore.
>>97093516O lawd ids habbending
>>97095502He's a failed attempt at making a primarch so he's basically just a slightly different primaris
>>97095547Nobody cares.
>>97095553Alpha is becoming so important in Guy Haley's stories that he will eventually get a model.
>>97095112Cute Tyramites.
>>97095467Not any of those anons, but as another community poster I can say it's hard dealing with the group shots and really wide strips of single images
>>97095471My fav is the vanvets
>Invents new superior tanks and weapons, and even new ships faster and more powerful Imperial ships>Creates superior marines, adds the organs that the Emperor didn't have time or resources to add>Mastered Necron technology and fully replicated their Pylons>Now created a PrimarchIs there anything Cawl can't do?
>>97095620Why is he doing the stanky leg
>>97095502>>97095642Why is this one secondary spamming about shitty lore everybody knew about 8 years ago
>>97095467I don't get it
>>97095642Cawl is a vehicle for plot devices, not an interesting character
>>97095642Creating a primarch isn't that hard, Bile already did it. It's putting a special soul in the body like the ones the primarchs have what makes it tricky.
>>97095642Talk to girls. There's a reason he has a kidnapped lady necron in his basement
>>97095502Isn’t he already in massive trouble for making an AI version of Gulliman (and himself)>I fucking hate cawl books
>>97095657Souls aren't real.
>>97095657Bile had access to the body of Horus and gene samples from the other Primarchs.Cawl created one from scratch.
>>97095675Within the gestalt of Cawl are many female minds
>>97095652Nta i think hes seething about orangeandtealanon
>>97095502>Cawl created a fucking Primarch.
>>97095655That's not true. Guy Haley said that he is his self-insert. Guy is cool.
>>97095688oh cause the image is the smallest, right. What a faggot lmao
>>97095502It just gets worst
>>97095642>be a good character Cawl has already made all his inventions in his own books so you never actually see him working as a genius. Instead you are told how amazing he is, whilst he just reads like a Reddit atheist dropped into 40k with his le epic plans
What colors do you like on Ecclisiarchy priests? Trying to decide on a scheme for the ones I got through the Sanctifiers box.
>>97095642Feel the warmth of soft elf tits in his hands
>>97095756>womb tattoo isn't the reverse toilet seatHow do you fuck up that hard
>>97095743Thats because the people who write admech books have no idea how real engineering works. I think people who write sci-fi should be required to have an engineering, chemistry, or physics degree.
>>97095651He just watched a youtube video about it and doesn't have any friends
>>97095743Cawl isn't an atheist.
>>97095755Red looks good
>>97095765No shit he follows the Omnisiah
>>97095765‘Faith in rationalism is still faith’ read literally the next line and that is definitely an atheist cringe response
>>97095765What is this reddit shit?
>>97095759It's an eldar rune of fertility. It works better.
>>97095760This’ll be the shit again where people claim that ‘we don’t have to write the specifics well because it’s fun’, then you have to point to Tom Clancy being massively successful because of his military autism
>>97095759Fixed
>>97095783Warhammer 40,000
>>97095755Can't go wrong with orthodox christianity color schemeshttps://www.saintjohnchurch.org/orthodox-liturgical-vestments/
>>97095788It's true, all eldar males have this tattoo just above their tailbone
>>97095797It's not surprising however.40k was never hard-scifi, it's always largely been very soft-scifi and the writers just hand wave all shit because they don't care.
>>97095816Male eldar would have the virility rune and its on their balls.It's so sisters of battle can get pregnant and steal male eldar from their wives.
>>97095821As much as I want admech books to be hard sci-fi part of the mystery of admech is they don’t quite know why things work
>>97095831>tattoo on ballsHow does this even work? Aren't the balls inside a sack?
Anons I got my stermserrrge today and he is such a girthy fellow I can't wait to start pulse driving that 72-inch blast across the table and pepper my opponent with cluster fockets
>>97095844>tautry not to get charged pal
>>97095801Now this is proper Warhammer 40,000
>>97095831I would rather steal the male eldar and try and get them pregnant
Why are people acting surprised at the "Alpha Primus is a kitbashed Primarch" 'reveal'?We've known that since his introduction
No one cares. Its retarded
>>97095471ahriman is easily the best skill wise but that jetbike has so much character I like it the most
>>97095875It's one Indian hoping to get screencaps to post on twitter and farm ad revenue
>>97095844I'm hyped to see it, Sallyman
>>97095782Cawl is saying the person he is speaking to is also faithful. He's not the one to speak after that.
>>97095906He...already has onethink this is another tau lad
>>97095628>as another community poster I can say it's hard dealing with the group shots and really wide strips of single imagesNoted. Thank you for your service
>>97094250Every faction that isn’t SM has to deal with droughts of content so so they’ll always be a little bitter And msot factions are supposed to be in an eternal stalemate but Eldar is the only faction where GW thinks they should only lose
>>97094250They were begging for new updated aspects and Phoenix lords so they could run aspect power rangers and now that we have them all they have nothing to point to as an excuse why they don't have a giant eldar army. It's the same thing with heresy babies, it's just this constant cycle of "I would totally buy an army of *insert obscure armour pattern here*" followed by "this arbitrary detail ruins the sculpts, what we really need is *insert next obscure armour pattern here*"
>>97095906Not me bro
>>97095957Damn I always forget how big those are
>>97095875I thought the prevailing theory until this book was that he was some kind of mashup of all 20 geneseeds, not something new.
We image limitMigr8>>97095978>>97095978
>>97095983>Didn't use collageDelete it and do it right
>>97095989Collage poster should post the collage seperate so he can let people know about anything he needs to for the month. People get lost without his anchor posts
>>97093543Love these, very smart indeed.
Anyone found the full Chaos Knights book online?
>>97094900Gotta give hand it to the girl in the blue with the upside down 4 on her shield. She looked legit scared, but still lead the charge and even tackled the charazard.
