Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97090003
>>97095501https://imgchest.com/p/lqyeljrzk4dhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97068378Missionary https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97074999Fae Fucker https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97068425Fae Hater https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97068511God of Knowledge and Wisdom https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97068532Wizard-Assassin https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97068875Spirit-Berserker https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97068936https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97069259Steampunk Knight https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97069292https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97069813Winter Wonder https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97072392Fire Knight https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97072515Monster https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97067678/#97076390Unga Bunga Me Smash https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97084540/#97086600https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97084540/#97087264Blazing Soul https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/97084540/#97088253
Conquest... December..
Google Search: “Does matter without mass exist?”Google Answer: “Yes, retard. Photons are a thing.”Google Search: “Is light a form of matter?”Google Answer: “No, retard. Light has no mass!”
>>97095517What's the equivalent of the "wrong choices" in current CYOAs?
>>97095523are you listening to the ai, anon? it doesn't know things
>>97095503>>97095512Why are the voices in my head arguing about solipsism again?
Good Korean cyoas: https://arca.live/b/cyoa/152648933Unrealistic Reality: https://bluestarfern.neocities.org/unrealistic/Submerged World: https://saviapple.neocities.org/SubmergedSekai/Great Reincarnation: https://witchwitch.neocities.org/great/Black Ocean: https://vovarchive02.neocities.org/blackocean1.27v/
>>97095532Inconscious fear of not being the dreamer.
>>97095533none of these are good thoughbeit
>>97095519March, accept it.
>>97095533why are you forcing gookshit
>>97095529No I’m just copy+pasting one of matterfag’s all time greatest gripes
>>97095543I'have got a deal and each time I respot it a korean guy gives me more or less 20 dollars.
1/6
Gil. He’s in my walls. I can hear him. I’m not safe here. Was I ever safe? I cannot be sure anymore.
>>97095533I don't speak korean
>>97095549I respect the hustle.
>>970955512/6
>>97095551Hey, that's one of the /mcyoag/ OCs! I don't remember a lot of them beyond this one, J.I.T.E, the Ringed City and that cultivation one.
>>97095501>Urban Phantom CYOAhttps://imgchest.com/p/qb4zk6xd4jmThe version I had was 12 parts. This one combined it into 6 parts and is higher quality.
>>97095576I still dislike some of the origins leading into forced bad endings.
>>97095543>gookshitI don't understand what this word means but i agree with this anon.There is no such thing as a good korean cyoa, at the not until they start making proper cyoas (png, jpeg or pdf)
>>97095104Here's my favorite comfy shit, comfybro.imgchest as it's too big for /tg/ https://imgchest.com/p/bp452ra8x45>>97095561Sorry I'm cutting you but you aren't really fast and I really need to take a shit right now
>>97095533Too bad I can't read it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXHQB9EHr9Ufor some shitposting that doesn't ruin the image limitwhat song is the /cyoag/ anthem?
>>97095582I don't mind as much in a cyoa that tells you up front you'll most likely die horrifically. It's part of the intro premise. And you still have plenty of choices to make to avoid that fate.
>>97095592>what song is the /cyoag/ anthem?https://youtu.be/LJ9vkt7BHYI?list=RDLJ9vkt7BHYI
>>97095551Flesh and metal are the same. True AI will use both. Dumb cyoa.
Why do you hate me CYOAG?
>>97095607Fuck you Rake
>>97095585>comfy wasteland trucker>no cat girls >no psychic powersDropped
>>97095592>what song is the /cyoag/ anthem?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8L4VhyfVxQ
>>970955613/6>>97095585I got distracted.
>>970956194/6
>>97095607Fuck you Gilbert
>>970956275/6
Shitposting singularity
>>97095592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>970956326/6
I refuse to drive where I live due to all the immigrants making it hell for everyone. I cannot play any cyoa that consists of driving for this reason. I hate driving. I hate having to trust everyone I see on the road. I hate people. Driving is a language and someone cutting you off is the equivalent of them saying “fuck you buddy”, and I can get angry very fucking fast over the smallest shit on the road. If you drive too slow I’m going to make you move faster.
>>97095633This is the fate of all generals without a regular flux of content. Past a certain point, an ecosystem of shitposting and e-celebs start appearing, and the original subject is forgotten as shitposting reach a critical mass.
>>97095643>If you drive too slow I’m going to make you move faster.You’re the worst type of driver
>>97095633The future is now. We had a good run.>>97095643So Night Ride is making your blood pressure rise? That's hilarious.
Join the shitposting flesh nexus chud. It’s fun. Be one with us. Transcend.
>>97095643>If you drive too slow I’m going to make you move faster.I was with you up until this point.
>>97095551Reminder that if you don't choose Archons you're a dumb jobber that will die
>>97095662t. Slow ass brown skinned driver who stops at every fucking green light Please remove yourself from society if you think driving at a practical speed is bad
>>97095585>Fresh foodApples and PeachesPears and PlumsBlueberries and StrawberriesLemons/Limes and OrangesGarlic and Onions>Prepacked mealsSushi and calamariFish and chipsSteak and potatoesPasta and salatCharcuterie boardSoup/ramen and veggiesPizzaBurger and friesWings and onion ringsTacos/quesadillas>SnacksCakes and pastriesCookies and browniesIce cream and milkshakeJerky and cheesesBagels and cold cuts>RoomsVRcadeArt studioMusic studioStudy>CompanionshipPetAi>LuxuriesLuxury toiletriesArtworkLuxury beddingNarcoticsLuxury clothing>Network snapshotInterset.govArcadict.eduArticgames.com>RoutesSnow dunesTundra wastesRuined roadBattlefield WreakageFjord lands>AnomaliesGravitational AnomaliesAstronomical Anomalies>RequestsDetourChartingHuntClinical trialsAid work>GearBasicsApex S-9 RifleJump jetsSurveillance HelmetRepair tools>ContactsVeilinJinMarcusVentusIt>GoalsSettlement townhouseTown manorCity penthouseArctic villaCell therapy>Vacation citiesLiandriIgnisEdenPlanGradually accumulate wealth and buy Cell therapy as soon as possible, then start buying houses and enter the real estate business, renting the houses i bought or maybe entering some other passive income business.In my free time (when im not dealing with requests or driving) i will work on various hobbies like pottery, learning and instrument and composing or even take up writing, i can sell the result of my work if they are good enough to earn some extra cash.I will also romance Jin and maybe Veilin while the male companions are taken mainly for convenience.
>>97095658>CYOAs Become RealBUT>You're only allowed to make a build if you're the authorDo you take the deal?
>>97095523>>97095660et tu, catfag? i thought you were cool...
>>97095653>>97095662Um. Slow panicky nervous drivers are the bane of my existence. I fucking hate them. They always have their chins up and they cannot look left or right. Maybe because they’re terrified of making eye contact. I don’t know. But there should not be tens of meters of gaps in between cars.
>>97095648I try to post new content from time to time and I get called an attention whore for my efforts.
What do you guys think of a CYOA that resembles My Hero Academia, but you are the MC and not bitchmade.
>>97095670>muh mandatory picksBoooooooooooring!
>>97095676Surely the authors will remember us anons and give us something too
Slow and steady drivers are demons tbqh
>>97095685>you are the MC and not bitchmadeDispatchbros..... we... lost......
Are you guys really mad that people new to your country aren’t the best drivers around? Seems a bit petty and mean.
>>97095685You're the one working on the capeshit thing talked a few threads ago, right?What's the tone? Worm, Harbinger, Nanite, Cogency?
>>97095658jumpchain singularity happened. It is gone now, lmao
>>97095700Anon, it’s easier to get a driver’s license as an immigrant in Canada than being born here, lmaaooo. To judge a foreigner’s driving skills is considered racist. Kek. You have no idea how stupid white people are, letting Indians come in here just to crash their cars and run over people.
>>97095700>Seems a bit petty and mean.how new r u
>>97095670I'd rather sex Rebekah and 9070-H probably doesn't have the needed parts or instincts
>>97095689I will make you into the meat dimension of my laboratorium build. If you confirm you are not one of those shitposter I don't like I will give you biological immortality, powers and a lot of women. But if you are you would wish to be the mare
>>97095658>IRL Adventure EraIt happened to me. Pretty comfy to chill out here between the real action scenes.
>>97095700Not as mean as these retards killing people with their trash driving skills
>>97095670Sorry, the spirit of mankind is indomitable. Apostates are the way to go.
>>97095670>not a spacerlol
>>97095689You'll get exactly what you deserve
Umamusume has directly and negatively affected oc production
>>97095721Woohoo, I haven't earned a nickname or pissed anyone off enough to start trying to track my posts so I'm probably safe
Am I gaslighting myself, or was there a 1.1 version of JRPG Traitor that showed up one thread? I can't find it searching, so I'm thinking maybe it was another cyoa that got a new version after a long time.
>>97095741>No brown skinSo only whites and blacks?
>>97095689You should've made OC, leech. Now you must face the consequences.
>>97095749trust the plan, Rake will deliver
>>97095676>i am an author>my cyoas suckdamn!!
>>97095551kino>Kether>Cybernetics: Electric Heart, Artificial Voicebox, Mantis Blades, Cyber Eye, Body Plating, Nervous Gyroscope, Audio Optic Environment, Martial Software, Cyberspine>Drawbacks: Illegal PartsPEAK performance>Biomods: THE FLESH IS WEAK>Faction: Archons>Archon Powers: Energy Barrier, Cyber Wings, Combat Analysis>Companions: 9942-Apophis, 771-KrunAll will join the machine god
>>97095689I will awaken the demigod powers of everyone here when I figure out how to do it.
>>97095676Do you guys promise to stop entropistanon from killing us all to summon 1 death knight?
>>97095753If only white people existed the world would be a fucking Garden of Eden. Sigh.
>>97095751I remember it too, but IIRC the changes weren't very important or relevant.
>>97095768why? with rejuvenate that death knight can be a big boobed tomboy knight.
>>97095763>kether>archonpick one
>>97095768You'll be stopping him yourself with the power of your build, right anon? You're not a filthy leech? A mangy dog? A disgusting subhuman? A consumer? A WOMAN???
>>97095768Bro I'll sacrifice everyone for waifus don't even trip
>>97095776whoops, forgot to change that>Vestiges
>>97095763>Kether>Archon???If you were some infiltrator build I'd understand but you seem all in on combat?
>>97095785griffith...
>>97095768Would he do it for only a single death knight?
>>97095804>jobs to Gojo
>>97095763>willingly giving up your free will to AItechcucks...
>>97095676How broken is SuriniGPT with that ruleset?
>>97095768I squash him with my god powers?
>>97095804>kills a newborn son
>>97095827>Can't even defeat Ester, Astra or Bloom
>>97095610A catgirl I can understand but what would you do with psychic powers while trucking in a wasteland?
>>97095824>dies of old age
>>97095845
>>97095848I don't understand the catgirl but hauling with telekinesis sounds based.
>>97095551Archons vs Angels, who's better?
>>97095849I'm immortal by default with conceptual powers when full power I basically become the father,
>>97095856
>>97095676Yes
>>97095860Archons are sane and united, so Archons win.Unfortunately, the player cannot be an Archon, only a slave to Archons.
>>97095676Oooooh, like a multiplayer version of pic related?
>>97095860Archons. Angel powers seem kinda weak tbdesu, and Apophis desc implies that Archons aren't going all out yet
>>97095860Angels by the narrowest of margins.
>>97095860The lewdest ones as I'm siding with them.
Gojo and Geto sitting in a tree
>>97095837>Collar>PowersBimboEndoctrine Control AddictLove Potion Stockholm SyndromeHypnosis>SlavesEllenPattyAubreeSamMelodyJillMichellThis harem has everything, big boobs, small boobs, medium boobs, cat girls, pure love, forcefullness.
>>97095955citation?
>>97096118>beer>aromage>some chocolate>badgerI pick the badger
cyoa for this feel?
>>97096101wait a minute.... i recognize who the characters in the art used for the assistants are>>97096128badger are Illegal in most places, unfortunately
>>97096118This perfectly cooked roast beef
>>97096118I'm a MANLY MAN so I pick the beer.
>>97095533So as it turns out, cyoag is not the only place with never ever WIP authors. That unrealistic reality cyoa is super popular in Korea has been promising a 2.0 update for over a year with nothing to show for it. Sounds familiar?
>>97096215Oh, and they have been saying the update will totally come in March. Which reminds me of this >>97095542
>>97095676Of course I do>>97095768I'll try my best but I only have one bullet
>>97096256...Can't you summon the gun (fully loaded) and the gf (forever devoted) once you take the pill?
>>97096256Was the pill a trap or something
>>97096269Fuck I didn't think about that, too late. Guess I'll just kill myself now
>>97096281Enjoy your lone bullet, anon.
>>97096270No but there's a brain in it that's disgusting I'm not eating that.
>>97096346It's just pink spaghetti, don't be a wimp.
>>97096149Buy a pot.
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>>97096500
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>>97096546
>>97096225We are all delusional retards until the moment we are vindicated retards. Trust the plan.
>>97096118roast beefnone of the rest will sustain me in the coming winter
>>97096600>Trust the plan.Italics destroyed that phrase for me. I can't trust again.
>>97096651Magi Case did release, eventually. I suppose this boils down to whether we trust EntropistAnon to make and release a +30 page behemoth CYOA after roughly two years to work on it. Myself, I think he will deliver. I'm likely wrong about it coming out this year but I am confident that we have less time to wait to tick down than we have previously.
>>97096651>betrayed by women>betrayed by authorsWhat's the next step?
>>97096673A beta is not a real release.
>>97096673What about Echoes PSY thoughbeit?
Fords are getting 10 CompanionsSome other clans are staying at 2 CompanionsTell me that this isn't favoritism
>>97096679He could've released far sooner if he wasn't making maps. I bet maps and the tech tree have taken up a combined 40% of his time.
>>97096684Italics also spent every single second on this thread defending the garbage absent father like the black he is.
>>97096684Isn't that a good thing? I mean, they're obviously the bad guys from an in-universe POV; it's like getting more data on your enemies.
>>97096651its fine as young as you trust the right author
>>97096687I was actually talking about how magi case was not completed but italics posted it anyways. But now that you say that, entropistanon did say it would not be the finished version when it comes out too. How interesting. Authors are all the same.
>>97096687>He could've released far sooner if he wasn't making mapsBarely related, but anyone has news about A Bit More Effort Isekai?
>>97096101Nature:Well-Oiled MachineAssistants:Aretha DupreeRose MagantiFontaine ChristantiGalahad MagantiType of Sanctuary:Urban (Temperate Climate)Buildings:Upgraded GardensUpgraded Grand ManorUpgraded Exterminator CorpsUpgraded ArmoriesUpgraded CathedralLibrariesPlazaPleasure HousesResidences(Free)Enchantments:Upgraded Physical AlterationMental AlterationPopulation:Assorted RubbleSkalvari MilitiamenSanlie IntelligentsiaAmari NoblesseServitorsComplication:Flesh WeaversA good combination of comfy and combat capable choices. Upgraded Gardens, Plazas and Pleasure Houses help improve happiness of the populace. Many food and drinks can be created with the Upgraded Gardens, allowing frequent festivals to be done. Upgraded Grand Manor acts as a secure fortress where I can use all enhancements, granting me access to Upgraded Temporal and Menta Enchantments inside it, which means I can bestow unagingness and ensure greater loyalty to those close to me.Outside my manor, Upgraded Physical Enchantment allows me to strengthen my populace for combat while Mental Alteration grants increased sanctuary wide loyalty among the people. Complication is Flesh Weavers, which can be dealt with by outpacing their hive-mind adaptation with our own technological developments. The intelligentsia people, Library and Upgraded Armory helps in developing new counter strategies and weapons against them, while the Upgraded Exterminator Corps will train competent hunters to root them out.
>>97096389t. the perfidious prion
I'm making a simple 1 page OC right now and it's almost finished. Prepare yourselves.
>>97096857It better have immortality or I'm not playing
Where are my (You)s? They were promised to me 3000 years ago.Or the OC will stop flowing.
>>97096857
>>97096857It better not have immortality or I'm not playing
>>97096857It better be released or I'm not playing.
>>97096857It better be released or I'm not kissing~
>>97096873Go unalive yourself if you like death so much you daft fucking deathist
>>97096887Reincarnation until enlightenment is based, immortality is boring and cringe.
>>97096889>needs to die several times to understand a simple fact that death is badYou're getting there. Two more lifetimes.
>>97096895>he still thinks death is badYou'll stop thinking that after a few lifetimes, little boy.
>>97096889Ah, so you are Indian and want to reincarnate as non-Indian. Got it.
>>97096895kek
>>97096858your builds are BAD
>>97096907I'm actually a non-indian that wants to conquer india and steal all stuff, including enlightenment.
>>97096925You already outed yourself with your reincarnation and enlightenment talk, jeet-kun. Like someone talking about Allah.
>>97096932>Tfw im hispanic but wish i was indianWhat a sad life
>>97096924>your builds are BAD>BAD>Bad Asselly DeliciousThanks anon
>>97096907It's funnier when it's a non-Indian who adopts some form of Hindu worldview or religion (like Krishna cultists, those were pretty huge in my country). And every single person who studied Hinduism will tell you that you have to belong to and be born in the highest caste in India to have a chance at Enlightenment. So basically if you're a white European and belive in Hindu stuff, you're at the bottom of the list.
Mashallah you blasphemers will be culled
>>97096942imagine the neck muscles these aliens must have to support that skull
>>97096961Getting head must be crazy
>>97096939horrendous comeback
>>97096983Tok tier comeback, if you will.
>>97096101Cult of Personality - the great leader knows best, and he's the only one who protects you, if you misbehave, the party will be unhappy and will take away your government-mandated android wife; if you misbehave twice, you will go to a farm. Complete surveillance at all times is mandatory for your safety, if you disagree, you're free to try your luck outsideAssistants:Aretha Dupree - head of the political propaganda bureauSalina Delarosa - head of the secret police and R&D, I'd rather have someone competent research how to detect flesh niggersGalahad Maganti - head of the military policePaxton Borges - head of the religious propaganda bureauType: urban commieblocks for citizens, grand palace for the great leaderBuildings:Gardens - welcome to the rice fields, motherfuckerResidences - your comfy 4x4 room awaitsUpgraded Grand Manor - everyone receives as much as he works for, and great leader works more than anyone!Plaza, Nightlife, Water Features - see how he cares about you even though you could be a flesh-eathing monster? Great leader really is greatLibraries - government mandated literature only unless you get a higher clearanceUpgraded Breeding Centers - mmm, tasty dogsExterminator Corps - can't have police state without the police. Wait I already made that joke somewhereArmories - wouldn't swords that burn monsters actually burn those flesh niggers in human form too? only one way to find outUpgraded Cathedral - opium for the masses and more power to the great leader
>>97097216Enhancements:Upgraded Temporal Manipulation (Breeding Cneters, Gardens, Libraries) - besides growing vegetables and animals faster, upgraded one is essential for flesh weavers IMO, read further (if anybody even reads builds nowadays)Physical Alteration - peak human form for citizens is fine when your military has time-slowing powersMental Alteration - great leader is so great he doesn't need to instill loyalty by artificial means, for his people are already unquestionably loyal to him!...People:Tradesmen 800 - China will grow larger!Militiamen 500 - there has to be a lot of police in a police state, you knowIntelligentsia 400 - someone needs to brainwa- educate new generations of those traditionalist tradesmen hicks, easier than trying the grown ups to change their mindsMages 200 - someone has to research ways to get those flesh weavers off my backServitors 100 - initially I wanted them as manual laborers but then it hit me: they're the ideal secret police. I will give them all time powers and make them sit around all day watching the security cameras for potential threats. Some dude turned into a monster? Telegraph me to my pleasure mansion so I can turn back time and swat the nigger with some magic mojo even before he transformsThreat:Flesh Weavers - the obvious pick because whereas both other options deal with threats both to yourself and the citizens, this one is a threat to the citizens only (12 people to kill 1 dude? I can probably just black hole singularity the fuck out of all of them at once if I know who they are). Plus all they really have going for them is their camouflage. If you're being watched 24/7 by immortal sleepless androids who can slow time, how are you going to create those undermining cults? Not a lot of room to maneuver.
>>97096101So an upgraded enchantment costs 2, on top of the basic version costing 1, for a total of 3 ?
>no message in fifteen minutes>page 2Was /tg/ always this slow or the situation worsened?
>>97097417Everyone is busy with thanksgiving
>>97097417>ADHD subhuman needs constant stimulation to not be left alone with his (retarded) thoughts
>>97097423>thanksgivingIt's been days.
>>97097428Your whole purpose is to replace the voices in my head and entertain me. You're shit at it rn.
>>97097440My purpose is to drive you to suicide ASAP. Unfortunately you're determined to resist me for some reason. Make it easy for me and give in.
>>97097440Mom told me my purpose was to be a light for those around me though. Sorry.
>>97097466I'm bad at chess, I don't even understand what play dangerously mean in that context
>>97097475You play mind games with your opponents or/and you seemingly make random moves to keep them guessing.
>>97097487I do that except without any mind games
>>97097493Then you are "playing dangerously" by virtue of the chaos tactic.
I'm torn between 2 OC ideas and I dunno which to pick
>>97097508The second one
>>97097508The one that gets your CYOA done faster (or even at all).
>>97097508The one with the most waifus.
