Would you join chaos for a chance of khornate twink?
>>98447513>khornate twinkHe would gnaw your cock off faster than a daemonette's vagina dentata, just so he could see the blood.
>>98447513No but I'd join for an Iron Warrior femboy faggot.
Someone fetch the flamer, the heavy flamer!
>>98447529Skill issue, just have to be stronger or tie him
>>98447674>get in bed with khornate twink>he hastily pulls down my pants>already erect>he jumps on my dick like a starved hyena, teeth first>fuck, he's trying to bite my dick off>fight and struggle, but his grip is strong>idea>last resort, use a technique I learned in tibet to control my blood flow>force as much of my blood to flow towards my penis as possible>penis inflates like a party balloon>khornate twink's jaw is blown clean off by the sudden expansion inside his mouth>begin escaping out the window>the jawless twink is rolling around on the floor>despite being jawless, he is making a gurgling sound akin to giggling>blood was spilled>khorne is happy>dick in tact
>>98447732Cute and canon
I am a twink and I would join chaos to never see another no games warhammer spam thread on the catty
>tfw twink turned to nurgle for salvation from a fatal incurable disease (balding)
>>98447538God, the beak on that one. Give him a mid-2000s emo haircut and he could be the skinny Penguin from that awful Gotham show.
>>98447732Tzeench x khorne
>>98447513Can I put him in a dress?What am I thinking. Ofcourse I can. I just need to beat him into submission first.
>>98447513That's not a twink build, that is lean muscle.
>>98447513No, I'm not homosexual.
>>98447513that's a very slaaneshi thing to do, anonkjorne wants blood and skulls not cum and dump
>>98447513definitely
>>98447513I'd rather have a tzeenchian twink that alternates between delusions of grandeur and being sad and pathetic
>>98448602She'll look so good after FFS
>>98451302bird mommy bird mommy bird mommy
>>98448602Beakies are the best marines anyways
>>98451264Both. Simultaneously.
>>98447513I'd join Chaos for the chance to kill other people get and mutated into a giant shark man so I could run around screaming "I'm a shaaaaaark" while I kill people.
>>98452203What a noble pursuit.
>>98447513>khornate twinkslaneshi cosplaying
>>98448551Underrated comment
>>98447513People do unspeakably evil, shameful, disgusting, and confusing acts all of the time and sometimes have no regret. I do not find it hard to believe real life chaos gods would have many worshipers from our world.
>>98447999proofs?
>>98447513Are you kidding me? I'd join Chaos for a Klondike Bar.
>>98458942Names. Now.
Would it even be possible to survive Slaanesh (like, the actual Slaanesh) hopping up and down on your dick?
>>98458942Are these fucked up e-thots? Spill the tea, sis.
>>98461353>Would it even be possible to survive Slaanesh (like, the actual Slaanesh) hopping up and down on your dick?No, as they can probably suck your dick clean off via kegels...
>>98461353No, the warp and the real cannot coexist. Being subjected to the actual Slaanesh would mean disseminating into a bunch of warp stuff.
>>98451302>twink>posts a femaleFemboyfags are such larpers, I swear
>>98458942Are these dudes?whos the tzeench one?
>>98447513>>98447538>>98451337Gay>>98451395Faggot
>>98462571You are womanly. Catamite.
>>98458942Leanbeefpatty top left hell yeah Too bad she sold her soul and went to Dubai
>>98463780>Too bad she sold her soul and went to Dubaido sheikhs even like musclegirls?
>>98463780>Too bad she sold her soul and went to DubaiThats actually hilarious. Shes getting dubai chocolate all over her
