R8 Chris Chan's toy collection.
So many colors/10
>>11148173i literally have nothing he has thank god
Lots of cheap garbage further devalued by existing in the same room as that fat unwashed mother rapist. I wouldn't be surprised if everything in there was covered in a film of grease, shit particles and dried cum
>>11148173I will never understand 4chans interest in this guy.
>>11148196hes the narrow dodge we all made in life, every one of us could have been chris. a window to how close to the edge we really are
More images of his collections through out the years: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_room_(14_Branchland_Court)
>>11148173I’ve always found it interesting he had several Star Wars toys, but only really referenced it once or twice from what I remember so I don’t think he was a huge fan or anything. I’m wondering if they were gifts from family or family friends.
>>11148198>every one of us could have been chrisDidn't he rape his mom? That's a special sort of fucked in the head.
>>11148196It's like looking into a funhouse mirror. Chris is us having taken every wrong path.
>>11148173All the proof you need that Lego and Transformers are for mega autismos
>>11148201>Chris, pictured in his new bedroom circa 2016.
>>11148249>>11148255Jesus fucking Christ.
>>11148207Between trooning out and raping his mom, he somehow managed to become even worse with age.
>>11148198Speak for yourself, I'm not mentally ill.
>>11148173so he's the male version of a cat lady who also hordes something truly useless, like collections of TV Guide mixed in with piles of People magazines?
>>11148522I'm in my mid 30s and you sound embarrassingly old lmao.
Mostly junk. It doesn't help that he doesn't keep care of anything whatsoever, so at the time this was taken, it was probably covered in dust, grime, and god only knows knows what else. Most of it was destroyed in the fire, but I know it took him almost no time at all to build his pile of crap back up to what it was before.
>>11148527I'm in my early 30s and you sound like a fucking faggot
>>11148543Ok Me TV Guide. I'm sure my mother in her sixties has an old copy or two of People laying around.
>>11148193>>11148207>>11148429He was only ever charged with incest, not rape.
>>11148173And every time I think my room looks messy I look at images of Chris's, remind myself it could be worse, then tidy it anyway.Also, this pic is decades out of date. Most of that burned in the fire.
>>11148430We're all mentally ill here, anon
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>>11148255How fucking long has it been going on?
>>11148923Chris has always had a weirdly Oedipal relationship with his mother that only intensified after Bob died. From the beginning of the Love Quest, it was very clear that what he was looking for in a woman, that being one who would do all the cooking and cleaning and basically take care of his every need while he sat on his ass and played video games all day, was basically a mother figure he could fuck. We didn't realize how bad it actually was.
>>11148196well way back when he was1) very gullible (still is pretty gullible, but delusion has occupied him mostly)2) productive, in the sense he would make videos and/or comics to laugh at in a quick period of timeit was also relatively harmless (bluespike stuff notwithstanding) at the timepast sonichu #11 and his father's death, the situation changed pretty dramatically, and the last really laughable situation would be the gamestop confrontationthe idea guy's led him down the delusional path and everything after is sad and disgusting
>>11149292sadly this degenerate is chan culture. Hell he's ancient internet lore. I just can't understand how he keeps getting away with it. He should have put away for good.
>>11149292go back in the industrial sized human compressor xang
>>11149364Taiwan is a country
>>11149373china chris chans dream homesome day we'll send him there
I'm honestly shocked he hasn't done any creepy shit with children
>>11149292>>11149364>>11149373PFFFFFTTmy intuition is impeccable
>>11149481For all the creepy and stupid shit with chris, despite jokes on the matter, chris has never really had any pedo inclinations
>>11148596damn skippy
>>11149481He is not a pedofork, you dorks.
>>11148173Chris truly is the canary in the cage for Western culture. First brony, one of the first making fansites and living online, and now a shining example of what trooning out can do. He is an exact product of his environment.His collection is symbolic of this. It's all common consumer trash for the goyim he's bought at full MSRP with money he does not have. Bought on impulse and then left to rot. He has only consumed, like a pig, what has been put out before him. He's never sought out any rare toy in the bottom bin of a flea market or ever expanded his horizons beyond the mainstream. That would require some bit of working.I'm thankful he hasn't, he's unironically corrupted and ruined anything he touches. I'm content with him staying the same. There's no saving Chris, nor a lot of other people like him, and none of us are the Promethius who might show him a better way. These people who have been soiled on modern day living need only die.I say this as someone who's followed Chris since nearly the beginning. Growing and changing just as he has. I used to have sympathy, I used to laugh, now I just want him to die. He's an embarrassment to the species.
>>11163446>one of the first making fansiteszoomer?fansites were the whole internet in the 90's and 2000's. Fans had sites before actual companies set up there own Chris didn't start his site until what, 2004? That was very late.
>>11163446I love that Chris can still induce histrionic A-Logging like this even decades on.
>>11163499He made fansites for shit like bionicle in 2001, beating anyone else to the punch.>>11163507Everything objectively sucks compared to the previous decades.
>>11163547He stands as a testament to everything wrong with humans and why we'll never be accepted into the intergalactic community
>>11163543>He made fansites for shit like bionicle in 2001, beating anyone else to the punch.https://www.templeotrunks.com/ has existed since 1998. Chris didn't do shit.
>>11163547>says the SEApoor
Thanks Anon, every time I see Chris-chan's collection I thin my own out a bit
>>11163547We can look at him and comfort ourselves with the knowledge that our own flaws aren't that severe
>>11163547Why does mentally ill brown pedophile Chungusfurry obsess over Americans? Do you idolize them? Just kidding we know you do :)
>>11163446Sublime post.>>11163507>hurr I’m blind
>>11163543I remember my first internet experience in 1995 and it was anime fansites with writeups for various mecha from Macross etc that you navigated through a webring.
>>11148173>armada super mode optimus+overload>cybertron megatronhe has a fine taste
>>11148173CWCverse action figures when?
Didn't he build a near exact replica of his high school out of Lego because despite being in his mid 30s at the time he still hadn't moved on? If I remember right, it took someone telling him that his "gal pals" were paid by his parents to hang out with him and weren't actually his friends
>>11148173Didn't he lose most of this shit in the fire?
>>11148173>Chris ChanHow much of it is fakes?
>>11164384U knoe who needs a Figma?
>>11164236Why can’t you ever make an original post chunguspedo?
>>11164468Yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4osS9BmEg&ab_channel=CWCvilleArchives
>>11148196I was under the impression that it started with people on the site (don't remember what board. Would guess /v/) manipulating him into making awful choices, and after that it's just been people watching the shit show they created.
>>11148207We don't have any proof he fucked his mother, but we do have letters he wrote from the jailhouse where he defended the idea of fucking his mom
>>11148198YeahThese days he's a motherfucking troon in a jail cellBut one time he was just a weird introvert looking for a girlfriend and writing stories about Sonic and PokémonThe universe just happened to conspire in every way to derail his mind from genetics to culture to his parents to being alive at the right time to get addicted to electronic entertainment to being a young adult when the internet exploded in popularity but people were still figuring what to do with it to autistic people being gaslighted into becoming tranniesAnd he shared every moment of this epic dystopia of a life with whoever wanted to read, from his imaginary land of videogame characters all the way to wanting to perform cunnilingus on his geriatric mother
