What are the small things that make you love traveling?For me, it's fully reclining my seat into the laps of seething lanklets
>>2704930I no longer seethe when short people recline, as I now only travel business and leave that for the poors in economy
>>2704930>For me, it's fully reclining my seat into the laps of seething lankletsyour days are numbered, manlet
>>2704930If you do that to me I will follow you after the flight and make you find out
>>2704992gonna suck his dick?
>>2704930Rather than enjoying irritating those around me, I take pleasure in little things like buying weird new toothpaste, because I am not an asshole.
>>2704930>blocks your path
Instead of small pleasures, I’ll give you big agonies. Like when two people insist on carrying on a conversation throughout the flight, with voice raised above engine hum. Just BE QUIET for a while.
>>2704930topkekas if airline seats even recline more than three inches anymore
>>2705016>gets you blacklisted from airline
For me it’s taking a left when I get on that plane and then watching as the economy chuds eventually make their way to the door, longingly look at the business class, and then make their way to the back of the plane.
>>2704930Tray table folded out nullifies your attempt to be an inconsiderate piece of shit.Found this out last time I flew.
>>2705078It's a strange experience when there is only one jetbridge for the gate and it has to go on the front as we are boarding a heavy and there is no space, and they make the cattle class walk through business to board.Funny thing is that they only apologized to business class passengers for the disturbance and offered the alternative to board last but I got on first anyway.Sipping on champagne watching the poors seethe as they walk past made my trip start in a great mood.
>>2705078>>2705111Nobody gives a shit about some pencil necked dork faggot sipping garbage quality champagne with a little extra leg room in the front of the plane you fucking losers LOL
>>2705118It's ok buddy, I'm sure you'll get a well paying job some day
>>2704930for me? it's cranking it in an airplane bathroom
>>2705118Pampered pussies making out like the toughest and most humiliating ordeal in the world is sitting in a padded seat that is somewhat smaller than the other padded seats.>>2705133Enjoy your two weeks of paypigging, then it's back to work wagecuck. I'll take the freedom of my flexible temp work arrangement over your career slavery any day.
>>2704948>>2705078>>2705111>business classThat's cute, you boys think you're wealthy or high class. Don't even bother bragging until you can afford First Class like I can.
>>2705269lol broke bitch cant even afford a private jet
>>2705272And do what? Travel to another country? For what? Try visiting other planets, you uncultured swine. Mars is quite beautiful this time of year. Too bad you'll never get to experience it.Anyway, I must be off now. I have to plan my winter vacation to Jupiter. Ta-ta, plebeian!
>>2705274enjoy only ever going forward in time dumbass, call me when you're banging Thracian whores and drinking Falernian wine in pre-eruption Pompeii
>>2704930>Last 15 hour flight into Sea was some chinese grandma bitch reclining all the way into my lap to the point where I can't even take out a tray, while a little child behind me kept kicking even if I put my seat back even 0.01 millimeters down Honestly I'm just going to spring for business class now. OP is a literal demon and flying is some sort of hell torture
>>2704930I'm ugly. I can't enjoy anything while travelling. Every time something good happens, I remember I'm ugly and that people are looking at me and thinking that I'm ugly. And then the good feeling goes away.
>>2705269Nice larp, but international first class is being phased out, anon. Only a few routes even have it.
>>2705133The well paying job doesn’t suddenly make you not a meek little dork faggot lmao.
For me, its priority boarding into business class. I have lots of time to get my headphones, phone, water bottle, head pillow, etc, organized. Then I sit and play on my phone, while the poors shuffle past. I make sure my Rolex is aligned with their field of view. And I stretch my legs as wide, and as far as I can. If I have a companion, I’ll be sure to chat and laugh with her. We all have such a great time up here in business class. The only time I’ll glance at the cattle passing me, is if they happen to brush against my arm or knee. I’ll shoot a look of annoyance and distain their way. That always garners a mumbled “sorry,” which I don’t bother acknowledging. A close second is premium lounge access. Free food, fast wifi, and an absence of poor people makes sitting around waiting for a flight much more enjoyable.
>>2705275lmao imagine going to the past while still staying on the planet, and thinking that it freshens things up somehow. Your ancient Roman name must be Copius Maximus.If I ever get bored of my interplanetary vacations, I can always travel to other dimensions. Completely different planes of existence.>>2705311They're not being phased out, you're just too poor to know the full extent of its existence. You plebs are too satisfied with "business class." Disgusting. Who actually boards a class that calls itself "business"? Business implies work, work is labor, and you would have to be poverty-minded to conflate that with luxury.>>2705578Oh, look, another disgusting pleb who thinks he's on my level. Just because you're above bottom-feeders doesn't mean you aren't pond scum.
>>2704930Entering Asia and consistently being the tallest person in any given room. Towering over brownoids
>>2705621Why would you go to Asia if you hate the people?
>>2705671you're not white, you wouldn't get it...
>>2705692Why don't you try explaining it anyway? If you're so smart and superior, this should be easy for you. Also, I'm whiter than you. At the very least, my language skills are whiter than yours.
>>2705016(((Ira Goldman)))
>>2704930>Small pleasuresYour penis.
>>2705717>kike figures out a way to nickle-and-dime seat spacebased, I dare say
>>2705717>is tall>gets rich from itshort "kings" on suicide watch, i.e. nothing new
>>2705583>>2705578You've got it all wrong faggots, being the God of a universe like me allows for everything you do and more.I also get infinite legroom.
>>2705776You're the god of *a* universe. Singular. Know your place and stand down. Try being Supreme Ruler of the entire Multiverse. The buck stops here. I have so much legroom, each one of my toes are in different universes.
>>2705784You fly on a boeing (LOL)I fly on a different plane of existence
>>2705578Nice fantasy you fucking dork, you problem use the extra room to burrow away from the piercing stares of the every man as they scrutinize you’re little cricket bitch body and spindly limbs
>>2705078Could you explain how you watch passengers heading to economy class after "turning left"?It's almost like you have never been on a widebody plane.
>>2704930>For me, it's fully reclining my seat into the laps of seething lankletsyou're the reason why I constantly get upgrades for either exit row or business class seats kekI never check in online for that reasonme, a 2 meter person appearing is enoughand if they don't?I complain and they give me another seat (50:50 if it's business class)and I'm a broke student
For me, it's curry farting in the business class whenever they make me cross it on my way to the cattle wagon.
>>2704930For me, it's massaging the hair of the women in front of me when she reclines her seat fully back onto my lap. if she doesn't enjoy my hands she can simply recline back up
>>2704930food
>>2705013this
Reclining always seemed incredibly rude to me. I've traveled alot and always hesitate to do it. Yeah it makes you a bit more comfortable, but your basically slamming back into someone's face/knees.I can never bring myself to do it, but other travelers seem to do it on autopilot. Sit, pull the handle and slam the seat back as hard as possible. One of those "common" things that I just can't understand.
>>2705078I've never seen any point to business or first class.I'm a tallchad and not mentally/physically retarded so I just pay for an extra legroom seat. I don't drink alcohol on flights, I don't really care about the quality of food so long as it's edible and while yes, it would be nice to have a bed on a long haul flight, I sleep perfectly fine with my legs stretched out and the recline of economy.If you've got the money sure, but it's nothing to brag about.
>>2707397A lot of people are low IQ which means they're actually incapable of thinking further than the first thought. They don't even think in words. They act on impulse only. Feel uncomfortable, recline seat back. No thought for what might happen next, because it just doesn't occur to them. And some of these people have power over others. Explains a lot about the world.
>>2705819>I complain and they give me another seat (50:50 if it's business class)Things that don't happen: the post.
>>2707397You're paying for a seat that reclines and you are free to recline it, there's nothing more to it.
>>2707536You're exactly the type of person he's talking about.
You hem and haw about putting the seat back because you're a self-conscious white loser, meanwhile, even the asian grandma immediately puts the seat down, drops the window shade and lowers the tray table to start eating some sort of fish smelling shit.
>>2707536You can recline your seat, but it's the last thing you will ever do if I'm behind you. I will snap your fucking spine if you bump my knees with your seat. Think about that the next time you are feeling a bit adventurous while flying.
>>2708187>brownoid unfamiliar with concept of empathy Many such cases.
>>2708216I'll remove your spine vertebrae by vertebrae if your knees bump into the back of my seat.
>>2704930that's not fully reclined. I need a bed or else it doesn't matter.
>>2707536I guess I'm just surprised it even can do it. It'd be like if the arm rest had a button to shoot spikes into the seat next to you. Why would such a thing even be part of the design? Or if people just removed someone else's bag to place their own if the compartment was full and threw it down the aisle
I never understood why first class boards first. Why do you want to spend an extra 15 minutes on the plane watching poors shuffle past? First class should board last. Stay in the lounge until 15 minutes before departure.
>>2708848I like watching them walk past me. I always get looked at twice by boomers wondering why a 27 year old is sitting in first class when he's stuck in economy. >jobs are meant to give you income to start a business. Not commit your life to.
>>2708848You are served champagne and get to watch the cattle walk by. Pretty entertaining actually.
>>2707536https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TboDmLD0ZU&pp=ygUic2ltcHNvbnMgYmVkIGdvZXMgdXAgYmVkIGdvZXMgZG93bg%3D%3D
>>2705769I respect their hustle if nothing else
>>2705269First class is annoying, too few flights
>>2705798>so poor thinks biz class travelers are larpsNot even expensive when you factor convenience and comfort. You'll pay ~3x for biz generally, but get comped checked bags, decent food, good service, longue access and priority lines. Makes travel much much more comfortable and convenient
>>2707397You are human, travel business class with the rest of us and leave the plebs to wallow
>>2707536You are a subhuman, your QoL will continue to decline because you are too stupid to prevent me and mine from taking more from you
>>2707536As a minimum you could check if the person behind you is using his table. If you recline your chair while I am eating, I will pour my food over your face.
>>2708238Lmao yeah sure, shit like this is why I'm so fucking happy your home country and women are being completely raped by niggers
>>2711761you will do absolutely NOTHING but seethe in silence and then complain on 4chan (formerly 4channel), you pussy-ass bitch
>>2711653>good foodIn a fucking aeroplane. Kek.
>>2711854Airplane food isn't bad. I quite enjoyed most of my dinners on United domestic business & Polaris. The worst I've had was on Air Asia domestic but that's an economy budget airline.
>>2711854yeah fuck eating airline food the times i flew i only ate pringles and cans of soda
>>2711854....yes?
>>2711890Yes, reheated food at 35,000 feet is "good". First Class or not. You're a retard. Kek.
>>2711890>>2711896Poors straight up cannot even fathom a decent life lmfao, everything must be sour grapes to them
