>>203755585
Reminder that this is shilled hard by Indians who cum in their pants at the thought of a single titty

You really couldn't find literally any other /hor/ related thumbnail, retard?

>>203755608
>seething about tits
>in every /hor/ thread
Stop being so zesty, bro. It's killing the vibe.

>>203755608
meds

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>>203755585

The Oddity is the best thing i've seen in a while

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Fuck it I enjoyed the first one at least up until the lame ending. I don’t think I ever watched this one

>>203755642
Stop being brown

>>203755541
Lazy and entry-level shouldn't be seen as "buzzwords" by competent English speakers.
Ppl call Haunt a "slasher" because they don't think things through. Call it a horror movie in a haunted attraction context. Compare it to Malatesta's Carnival of Blood for instance but definitely not w/ F13, NY Ripper etc etc

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Street Trash re-boot/make has an October festival release date:
https://moviesandmania.com/2024/09/18/street-trash-2024-comedic-horror-movie-film-preview/
I bet my reputation as an anonymous poster that it's gonna be way more fuckin fun than The Substance (which I've seen, it was ok). because Fried Barry was excellent and actually unique, and it has the same director.

>>203755608
a single titty? I would balk at a single tit

buy an ad shill

>>203755585
Post the webm's from Substance of her nice ass

>>203755608
It's a new horror movie release and your own sexual hang-ups won't stop others from discussing it

>>203755683
modern remakes suck.

>>203755687
>noooo you can't talk about new movies on the movie board! noooooo

other films coming up:
>Sleep (September 27) (is this even a horror, not sure)
>V/H/S Beyond (Oct 4)
>Frankie Freako (Oct 4)
>The Platform 2 (Oct 4)
>Terrifier 3 (Oct 11)
>Smile 2 (Oct 18)
>Heretic (Nov 15)
>Nosferatu (xmas)

>>203755683
See now this is a film for actual men.
But none of you will watch it because it has no bobs or vagene you underage brown retards

>>203755642
Right? Imagine being so out of the loop about the genre to whine about ppl talking about a horror movie w/nude scenes. It's not even autism, it's just objectively low IQ

>>203754711
I thought it was great. It's got a little bit of "girl-power" themes that can be easily ignored but otherwise it's a great watch.


>>203755653
Shannyn Sossamon was in this? I've seen all of the Insidious movies and I can't remember a single thing about them. And I always confuse them with The Conjuring movies even though I know those have Vera Farmiga and the Allstate guy in them.

>>203755758
Imagine shilling a random piece of shit because it makes your peepee hard
Grow up

>>203755666
Yeah. I wouldn’t put haunt under slasher. Just horror.

>>203755652
Agreed, one of the best horror releases this year. Despite its pace being calculated and often dialogue-based the movie flows very nicely and never bores or seems to be filled with time-wasting scenes. The characters were well-written and the main actress is superb

>>203755653
>at least up until the lame ending
damn I think the ending of Sinister is the main reason I liked it. but just because of the eerie industrial music and blood on the walls etc.

You retards comment under porn videos don't you
WOW BOOBIES I LIKEBVRTY MUCH THANK YOU OPPPP
Pathetic

>>203755666
In this context "entry-level" is a meaningless buzzword.
>Call it a horror movie in a haunted attraction context. Compare it to Malatesta's Carnival of Blood for instance but definitely not w/ F13, NY Ripper etc etc
Except it's purposefully a masked killer movie in the style of Friday the 13th and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, with the same exact "cliches" you will see in those movies, but in a different setting.
I don't understand how you could not consider Haunt a slasher unless you're REALLY stuck up on the "multiple killers" thing, and Haunt is nowhere near the first slasher to do that. Everything else about it is a texbook stereotypical slasher taking place in a haunted house attraction.

i only eat once a day. get on my level.

>>203755758
Calm down lil bro. Not everyone likes to simp.

>>203755795
This is a 4chan thread with a few dozen ppl you simpleton. Studios wouldn't waste a dime "shilling" anything here when they could be investing time/money resources elsewhere.
Even if someone "shilled" a movie here, it remains up to discussion on its own merits and your spergout is entirely pointless

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kino

I don't know why the faggot itt is so upset about tits. The Substance has a few nude scenes but WAY more gore. it's pretty much all aimed at making the audience squirm (some of it cheaply, like Ari Aster style).

>>203755368
>this is very near the top of my watchlist as I plan to watch more Bava. the title it sounds like a late 80s sega game.
It's kind of goofy on the effects but some of the deaths are cool.

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>you like body horror huh? quickly, name all the tetsuo films

>>203755834
>Except it's purposefully a masked killer movie
As are a number of horror movies. That doesn't make it a slasher but rather something that's akin to the opposite home invasion subgenre (movies such as Don't Breathe for instance where the victims get into spaces where killers go after them).
Haunt isn't a slasher because its dynamic isn't centered on a single killer or what's overwhelmingly perceived to be one. Shouldn't be too hard to tell these plots apart

>>203755898
Trying to bring "simping" into the equation when it's a horror movie that's discussed is 100% incel projection

That previous thread was literally unusable
One of the worst /hor/ threads ever probably. It was literally all just schizo babble and spam. What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

>>203756049
Idk I watched a nice FF in it, your experience seems to be user error

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I love Smile so much, bros.

>>203756049
Your comment only adds fuel to the fire. Discuss horror, preferably in an articulate way

>>203756044
Yeah totally not you defending it to the death because you're a disgusting Indian who jerked off to it in the theatre

>>203756049
Its over. Not even October can save these threads.

>>203756080
What did you watch?

>>203756097
Discussion about it on this thread hasn't even started-- your khv sexually frustrated meltdown is out of place here, go jerk off and simmer down instead of throwing a hissy fit because a horror movie has nude scenes kek

>>203756093
i wish i could do that in real life

>>203756148
>kek
Definitely underage and Indian.

>>203755810
Im just tired of kids being the killer in horror movies and don’t find the idea all that new or interesting really. I was enjoying the movie more until the paranormal stuff kicked in honestly

>>203756136
Godforsaken, anon posted a YouTube link >>203751847

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>>203756157
Wish a woman would do that to me IRL. Need a creepy smile gf badly.

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>>203756094
astute post, ironclad advice.

>>203756217
It was done superbly in at least one movie: Ils/Them
Also worked in The Lodge in a more predictable way

>>203755709
>It's a new horror movie release
Exactly why there is no point discussing it. There hasn't been a single good horror movie released after 2012. Or any good movie at all, for that matter.

>>203756217
yeah fair enough. the ghost kids were definitely the worst part.
I literally can't remember Sinister 2 even though I saw it, so it was probably inoffensively ok.

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>>203755585
I have these horror flicks on my hard drive, which ones are good and which ones are shit?

>>203756020
Haunt has more in common with Friday the 13th than it does with Don't Breathe, and desu I don't want to argue about this meaningless shit for another hour so whatever. Think what you want to think. If having multiple killers disqualifies it in your head then that's cool, my opinion is just different.

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So, spoilers for Poopyfarter 3
Art kills a kid onscreen by hiding a bomb in one of the presents he's giving in the trailer to the children at the mall
And there's a scene with Victoria masturbating herself with a shard of glass as Art kills some guy in the attic

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>december
This movie isn’t gonna stop being discussed here anytime soon is it?

>>203756298
all great (can't vouch for blood for dracula though, haven't seen it)

>>203756093
Based

>>203756320
Who the fuck watches this garbage?

>>203756298
All great if you don't have genre hang ups

>>203756325
most discussion happens around theatrical release I think.
it is a particularly discussy film though.

>>203756298
you can skip elvira honestly

>>203756331
apparently stefania casini shows her tits in this one, so it's probably the best movie on the list

>>203756093
Smile 2 won't hold up

>>203756261
Let's make the thread about you and your cringe teenage testy contrarianism then

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>crash out the movie
good to see someone shining the light on this new trend with middle to youngest zoomers

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Horror movies where there is a fearless hero that takes on and kills the villain in style?

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>>203756401
You don't know that. They brought back the guy who did the creature designs for the first one, so I have high hopes. The story will probably be mid like the first one, though, guaranteed. They already are reusing imagery from the first one, which is a bad sign.

>>203756386
The breadth of discussion: >>203756389
Not the right film but same thing.

>>203756261
Pretty much correct, though there's a few movies after that I do enjoy, but way less than previous years.
However, if you are talking about vidya, than you are 100% correct, they stopped making good games around 2012 or 2013.

>>203756298
They're all good to great movies and all are worth a watch. Very different subgenres/styles as you probably know. My favorites would be
Kill Baby Kill
Carnival of Souls
Wicker Man
AWIL
Gothic
Tetsuo
TCSM2

>>203756298
Don't listen to >>203756331.

>great
Tetsuo
Wicker Man
>good
Don't Look Now
Kill Baby Kill
Carnival of Souls
Eyes Without a Face
>decent
Spider Baby
Lair of the White Worm
Blood for Dracula
>shit
Gothic
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Return of the Living Dead III
House of 1000 Corpses
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

>>203751847
This was pretty bad but I'm not mad at it. I tried to like, I really did. The beginning showed promise and even the way the premise panned out wasn't terrible... but the execution of it absolutely was. Respect to it because it was obviously low budget, but the acting was terrible, the effects were terrible and it was set in Canada with actors with thick Canadian accents. Not a bad movie to have on in the background though.

>>203756438
Evil Dead 3
Here For Blood

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>>203756504
Pathologic 2 is is from 2019 and it's one of the best games ever made, people on /hor/ should like it.

>>203756525
ROTLD III and TCM 2 are awesome though
Spider Baby belongs in good not decent

>>203756433
Is this good? I almost grabbed this while window shopping on 1337 earlier but the few screenshots I looked at seemed bland

>>203756307
>Haunt has more in common with Friday the 13th than it does with Don't Breathe
Not in any way. F13 has a killer roaming around and it's just carnage with a brief origin story tacked on, it has no villain group dynamics or personal issues being a prominent part of the plot among other differences w/movies such as Haunt and Don't Breathe

>>203756539
>one of the best games ever made.
It hasn't even been made. Wake me up when I can play the Changeling.

>>203756535
>Calling it Evil Dead 3
BASED

>>203756525
lol pathetic post

>>203756569
>is only 1/3 finished
>still best game ever
How did they do it?

>>203756325
It's one of the most talked about horror movies of the year for several reasons. It was already a major topic of debate in horror festivals, it won best screenplay at Cannes, it's reached mainstream media etc

>>203755608
I forgot you zoomers get traumatized when you see a naked women on screen.

>>203756586
t. pathetic poster

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Best vidya to play while watching horror movies? Experienced answers only, ty.

>>203755608
Fuck off mormon.

>>203756458
>Not the right film but
retard. it has lots to say about aging and addiction, not gender specific.

I hate women

>>203756093
that is the stupidest shit i have ever seen and the flickering light was just annoying

>>203756611
Rimworld is my go-to "other monitor" game

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>>203756638
bite women in the legs. head slam them into tables. stand over them aggressively.

>>203756654
By all means, name a better monster reveal.

>>203756595
They really don't-- zoomers are way more laid back than pent-up, aging millennials assume.

>>203756594
Literally never heard it mentioned outside of this general

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Hercules in the Haunted World anon:
I will now proceed to watch Hercules in the Haunted World

>>203756724
once the checks stop clearing no one will ever talk about it again

>>203756724
My dude, that's anecdotal evidence. Major news sites (NY Post for instance) have featured The Substance on the frontpage. Demi/Qualley have done daytime TV appearances to talk about it (check out youtube), it's being talked about in literally every single horror movie site and movie news sites (THR, Deadline, Variety, Indiewire, The Wrap etc). You must have been off the grid not to have noticed the conversation about it

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What we snackin on tonight

>>203756782
nta but it's just okay! have fun regardless

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>>203755585
Have pics of the mutant monster in the ending scene been posted yet? I want to see what it looks like.

>>203756093
Smile was the scariest movie I’ve seen in a long time, right up until the scene where it was pretending to be her therapist and started talking in a spoooooky voice. Threw all the fear out the window.
Also, it looked way spookier before it pulled its face off. I can’t take bacon man seriously at all.

>>203756617
And yet all you people talk is about how hard a white woman bobs make your peepee curious

>>203756595
We're just tired of every movie having to have a sex scene every 5 minutes

>>203756808
>don’t browse news sites
>don’t watch daytime talk shows
>don’t browse horror news sites

I genuinely get all my movie and vidya news almost exclusively from the ‘log or this thread

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>>203756847
>it looked way spookier before it pulled its face off
Disagree. While the Nightmare Mom was spooky, its real form The Monstrosity, was much scarier. I thought about it for months afterwards. Best creature design I've ever seen in a Horror flick, hands down, I love it.

>>203756825
I'm having dinner

>>203756876
Blame women for that, they're incapable of understanding plots or characters so they have keys dangled in their face

why did horror stop making adaptations? there is no shortage of popular fictions and they have historically been some of the best quality and success

>>203756873
Some people like women anon, your homosexuality could be making it harder for you to understand the nature of life in general and horror movies particularly.
>>203756876
Speak for yourself

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>>203756837
fuck I realized it didn't finish downloading. gonna watch Erik the Conqueror instead - not horror but part of my chronological Bava-watching.

>>203756876
but horror films have less sex scenes than ever.
incoherent post. stop watching so much porn.

>>203756920
Extremely Indian post.

>>203756894
What’s for dinner?

>>203756532
I liked it and didn't see the problems you had with it. I don't know why the Canada hate either, the few things leafs do best include horror high up the list. What's your idea of good effects and good acting in ff?

>>203756881
OK but in that case you should be aware that your "never heard of it" claim isn't really meaningful is it

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>>203756847
Also, it was all practical, minus the lighting/particle effects.

Suffers like The Thing (2011) remake, and I couldn't tell it was practical until afterwards. Same guys worked on it. But as it is, I thought it was pretty great.

>>203756943
True. Horror may not be as sexualized as it it was in the 80s-00s but have you watched low-budget Tubi originals? They're horny af.

>>203756921
consider watching Whip and the Body! >>203755457

>>203756970
Spaghetti with garlic bread (homemade from Italian bread)

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>>203757031
the particle effects was a fuck up, it made it look entirely cgi.
desu I just thought the monster sucked. the marilyn manson figure was a bad choice as well.
should have gone with a jeff the killer

>>203755585
I want to watch this movie

>>203755666
Pointless genre autism. It's a modern slasher like Scream. It even has a Ghostface in it

>>203755585
Why is this image so erotic?

>>203757040
Nudity in horror movies and movies in general remains constant as all those mr.skin end of the year lists make abundantly clear

dont mind me, just posting the best horror movie podcast

>>203757064
Thank you Ranjesh you will enjoy the boobs yes?

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>>203757070
>should have gone with a jeff the killer
That isn't intimidating at all. Like something AI would make, and only teenagers find unnerving.

>>203756966
Again: if you have sexual hang-ups or are repressed for whatever reason, you are in the wrong general.
Work out your issues and understand that enjoying nude women is healthy, normal and not by any means something' that's limited to "Indians". Touch grass etc and by all means understand these threads are not about you, find validation elsewhere

Horror has become less horny because directors are too afraid of getting me too'd

>>203757007
I’ve heard of Terrifier 3 :)

>>203757118
Yes, unlike you I don't enjoy penis, I'm heterosexual and not afraid of nudity/sex. Good luck and remember to tell your partners to wear a condom

>>203756876
Hollywood has been catering to you anti-nudity faggots for a while now and film is the worst it's been on decades. Films need nudity again. We need pervert directors.

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>>203757112
forgot pic

>>203757140
You brown smelly retards will defend this to the death huh

>>203755585
Enjoyed Don't Go In The House. Very comfy. I was expecting more slasher deaths and the corpse scares were a pleasant surprise.

>>203755585
Does Qualley get fully nude in this?

>>203756724
I get commercials for it nonstop. The Substance and Joker 2.

>>203757163
it really does sound like he's a closeted gay guy trying to mindwarp the thread into being anti-tits so he feels less insecure

>>203757171
This except the opposite because women are in charge and are incapable of actual creating so they just put 10 minute sex scenes in every television episode and film.

>>203757191
we specifically told you not to go in

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>there is really some schizo retard who has been here for several threads now who is actually trying to push the idea that anyone who likes seeing attractive women nude must be indian

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Haunt (2019)
>1. A Psychopathic Killer
check - cult members
>2. Killer’s Backstory Revealed
no - inexplicable cult
3. Distinct Setting & Location
check - commercial haunt
4. Set A Time
check - one night
5. Distinct Villain/Weapon Characterization
check - the masks
6. Multiple Victims
check - group of friends
7. Characters Split Up
check
8. Stranded Signals
check - phones in lock box
9. Jump Scares
check
10. Illogical Thinking
check
11. The Killer Resurrects
check - multiple fake outs
12. The Final Girl
check
13. A Killer Ending
check - boobytrapped home invasion epilogue

yeah I'm thinkin it's a slasher despite your arbitrary exclusionary circular reasoning

Go watch porn if you want to see tits so much nasty gooners

>>203757221
>so they just put 10 minute sex scenes in every film
Can I step into this cool reality you're living in where 70s filmmaking never ended? It sounds much cooler than the ultra gay shit the rest of us have been living in.

>>203756325
>It's on Mubi! Catch it on Thaff! Releasing soon on Zarp! Premiering on Gozzle!

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>203757197
>2024
>getting commercials
How? I at least am aware of Joker 2 but haven’t seen any ads for it besides a poster at the theater and threads on here

>>203757237
Almost like you people have threads full of "where is boob I need boob" like the pathetic coomers you are
These threads used to be better and have discussion

>>203757256
>How?
Youtube on my tv.

>>203756825
Your mother's vagina

>>203757175
Stop trying to project your homosexual tendencies on others.
There is talk about The Substance, there are nude scenes in it (as is standard in horror movies), there are people who unlike you either have sex or are ok with the fact that others have it. Now cope, seethe, cry etc until you make peace with life as it is

>>203757276
>watches ads
digusting. you might as well let Them shit right in your skull

>>203757155
Yep. Quite a bit of talk about it too

>>203757237
>women aging spammer
>anti-nudity spammer
I'm seeing a pattern. a homosexual spammer who is enraged at any film references to women.

>>203757305
>T. Brown porn addict freaking out when called a retarded coomer
Ironic

>>203757171
Brian De Palma is still alive. What the fuck is he doing?

>>203757241
Some people just put an abitrary line where it can't be a slasher if there are multiple killers. It's the same reason some people don't consider TCM a slasher.

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Why are they like this?

>>203757388
Americans

>>203757193
Yes. She wears prosthetic boobs in one scene but shows everything regardless

>>203757221
Can you tell me what show in teh last 8 years or so had copious amounts of nudity?

>>203757375
He couldn't get producers to work with him anymore iirc.

>>203757212
Only one of us is whining like a bitch about horror movies having sex/nude scenes and being obsessed with Indian males

>>203756825
cashews bars are nasty, peanuts are the only good ones

>>203755585
I saw this last night. Started really strong, but it was 50 minutes too long. I kept thinking "why the fuck is this still going? Why didn't it end?" They just wanted that "OMG CRAZY ENDING" thing for the press soundbytes like "the most batshit final scene you'll EVER see!", but it was at the expense of the story. Just over the top for its own sake. I don't care about comically extreme gore, but it took too long to get there - in that last 10 minutes I was just wanting It to hurry up so I could leave. You feel that 2 hours and 20 minutes. Bring back 90 minute horror films!

so much anger and probably only 1 other anon has even seen the film lmao.
for those that have seen The Substance not sure I liked it but I thought it was a really good analogy for addiction. you selfishly steal from your future self even though you know it's illogical and self destructive. gambling, drinking, drugs etc. and then one day you stand in front of a picture of your former self and thinkg WHYY THE FUCK DID I DOO THATTTT

>>203757378
I get it, it's vibe based and they want the formulaic subset that's comfortingly familiar

>>203757388
Because that's how the jews want it. They want white people to kill each other in warfare, not get horny and make more white people.

>>203757446
Would you still recommend it overall?

>>203757191
Why the FUCK did you do that? What did the title tell you?

>>203757221
Assuming that it's just women who like sex scenes is incel cope

>>203757446
Yeah the biggest flaw was definitely the length. it will put people off going to it as well.

/sub/ – The Substance General

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>>203757191
Check out Christmas Evil if you want a similar movie. Do not go in expecting lots of slasher kills from this one either, it's a character-focused movie similar to Don't Go in the House.

>>203757463
jews are white

>>203757371
Anon, you like penis and you're scared of female nudity, hence your meltdown. It's that simple. The only brown thing here is your brown eye that you want to be penetrated by men

>>203756979
Ok, I didn't not like it. I was just trying to be fair to it. Like I said, there was a lot I liked about it and I don't want to necessarily answer your question by listing off all the legitimate criticisms with the effects, editing and acting I could think of because I genuinely don't want to shit on the movie. But I have to be fair to how I felt about it so that's why I posted what I posted.

>>203757237
I don’t like it in my movies either. I’m not a simp.

Man, The Watchers was bad.

>>203757551
>The only brown thing here is your brown eye that you want to be penetrated by men
kek

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>>203757276
Fair enough. YouTube Premium is literally the only subscription I have to anything because I use it so much on my phone and smart tv

>>203757563
I'm thankful for the anons here as I have safely skipped that.
must feel bad that her father is film-mogging her at the kinoplex.

does anyone have a stonetoss edit of jason or freddy krueger with a speech bubble that says "horror movies?"

>>203757572
I thought you subbed to Redbar? got a bootleg premium feed?

>>203757602
>asking for images instead of making them
real zoom zoom hours

>>203757633
im not that good at drawing

Laura is cute! Allison's presence is tolerable.
https://youtu.be/yLIy8aBSHYk

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The Grapes of Death

>>203757602
Is it any wonder the guys behind both of those franchises were making porn initially? Slashers are just an excuse to be lewd and cruel. At least Elm Street had fun with it.

>>203755585
WHOOOA ITS ABSOLUTELY F*CKING INSANE DUUUDE ITS LIKE QUENTIN TARANTINO AND TITANE WRAPPED IN ONE

>>203757680
Are those breasts I see????? You must be fucking Indian!!!!!

>>203757563
It had a lot going for it (Dakota, the setting, cinematography, even the fable/myth background) but it's burdened by:
-AWFUL acting, particularly the white-haired woman
-too much exposition, particulaly by the abovementioned character
-the tacked on "representation"/being an "outcast" heavyhanded metaphor
-the less heavyhanded but also blatant reality show/"screen" metaphor
-the plot inconsistencies
It could have been much much better

>>203757601
It’s not even really her fault. It’s based on a book, which is apparently really shitty.

>>203757406
>prosthetic boobs

WHY

>>203757703
more like Cronenberg and Titane.

>>203757677
Laura has that Sydney Sweeney face. Would bang.

Fastest thread in a while.

>>203757624
I wish, can’t really bring myself to pay a sub just for a single show that uploads maybe twice a month at the most. You know all the member episodes are usually on /t/ right? I’ve only ever watched the clips on YouTube.

>>203757680
I demand more horror cinegrids.

>>203755652
it's well done but a bit boring imo

>>203757738
Yes, not necessary imo. It was a gimmick to highlight the sexual rejuvenation but a needless one and it detracts from the movie, not least bc Margaret has been seen naked several times already and we all know she has small boobs and they look fine

>>203757677
>allison says she loves grimey NYC
ok I admit she's a good waifu

>The Substance but it makes MTF trannies actually pass

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>>203757862
Speaking of which, Hunter Schafer looks like Kurt Cobain in Cuckoo. Also doesn't make sense for the character to be 17 yo, looks much older

>>203757903
is it worth a watch?

>>203756093
i found the acting bad and the timing comical at times but the monster scenes were great. best actor sadly died at the beginning of the movie.
atmosphere was kino.

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>>203757936
seems like they've tried to remedy that in Smile 2 by casting the model-esque character as the lead

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Doing a rewatch of Hell Fest. It's still kino.

>>203757999
checked
oh boy...

I think sometime soon sci-fi horror will shift towards a TNG-esque contrast of "comfy" sci-fi settings that have things go awry. Like the way there was a fad of office-based horror films.

>>203757999
She looks like she fucks white guys.

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Watch The Forbidden Files by Jean-Teddy Filippe.

Strangler vs Strangler is funny. Soviet film is just better in all regards.

>>203755585
Just came back from watching this. I liked it but was amused at my theater classifying it as an arthouse movie, I guess from winning at Cannes, but is otherwise a bonkers T&A horror movie, didn't even need to bring the monocle.

The Raisins of Life

>>203757933
It is but you have to be aware that the ending is very woke in that "subtle" way that turns out to be be blatant: a tranny looking girl (who's a tranny irl) forms an alliance with her chink mute stepsister and a dyke to defeat le ebil white men-- there's no less than THREE of them in the movie
The movie goes on for too long btw.
The plot itself is interesting, there are some good scenes and the cinematography has a 70s grain/lush color vibe that is really beautiful. Had the director not tried to insert DEI elements it could have worked

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>>203757936
>best actor sadly died at the beginning of the movie
Don't forget prettiest. Gorgeous sheila.

>>203757999
Which will probably work against the movie in the end. The first one works because the protag is sympathetic and not uber attractive. I also thought Sosie did a fine job with what she was given, despite the script being so forgettable and bland.

>>203758096
fyi here's a link to it if you want to shill. it's somewhat obscure to actually find on the net.
https://pastebin.com/xNxehg57

>>203757446
I really liked the length. I have ADHD and can never focus on anything and I was turbo focused on this, it felt like it went by in an instant for me.

>>203757458
Yeah the requiem for a dream comparisons are accurate. Watching people destroy their lives and refusing to stop.

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>>203757999
We're not watching it for her smile, though.

>>203757999
we have Miley Cyrus at home

>>203758147
that's her i'm talking about. i was vague on the gender to avoid spoilers...

>>203755652
I didn't like that Oddity was barely shown moving on screen much, and he didn't even fucking talk!?
how is he supposed to compete with the bigdogs like Mike Meyers and Jason and Freddy if he never even kills anyone on screen?

>>203758277
Jigsaw
The Terrifier
The Devil + his demonic forces (from the Conjuring universe)
M3GAN
Ghostface(s)
Jason X
Jason
Mike Meyers
Oddity

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>>203758268
>that's her i'm talking about
Yes, she is very pretty imo, as well as being a decent actor with what she was given. I think it should've remained a short with the same monster reveal in the film, but with her as the lead, like she was in the original short.

>>203758266
I was thinking Florence Pugh. Too much, all 3 of them look better when they look uncluttered

>>203758246
a-anon...

>>203758328
No way that fat disgusting pig psyop cunt Pugh looks like that woman

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this actor right here is the reason Smile was a success

>>203758330
Could be one of those "teenager playing a young girl" things, ya never know. You'll just have to see the movie.

>>203758048
That sounds fun

>>203758277
Less is more. The movie relies on suggestion and economy of means instead of being le creature roaming around

>>203758321
she was a way better actress than the lead. no contest

>>203756691
your mom giving birth to you
LMAO

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>>203758354
Terrible grimmace. Does ANYONE understand how to do a creepy smile properly? It's called a sardonic grin for starters. Although, wouldn't be an apt name for the film.

>>203758380
Eh, debatable. I quite like Sosie Bacon, overall.

>>203758396
That's what I thought, retard lol. You probably think Terrifier is scary.

>>203758246
Is it too much to ask the trailers aren't spoiling a big scene with her? All the Smile 1 trailers had to have the upside down head scene.

>>203757031
>>203756093
someone needs to wojakify this

>>203755585
kike movie with kike actors skipped

>>203758351
She's clearly copying some of Pugh's looks: short blondish hair, lots of necklaces, too many earrings etc

>>203758432
>Is it too much to ask the trailers aren't spoiling a big scene with her?
Idk to be honest. People said they didn't like Smile because the head dangle was the best scare for them. So I think this time around they are being more cryptic with it, which is smart. They already know the movie is going to make bank.

Bex Taylor-Klaus

This short silent Italian film is one of the first examples of gore special effects (1936). Check it out if you have 10m, I uploaded it with subs and some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz3bw_21K8M

>>203758532
>I uploaded it with subs and some music.
Based anonsama

>>203756782
>is a 1961 Italian sword-and-sandal film
>British actor Christopher Lee appears as Hercules' nemesis Lico
I’m gonna
I’m gonna…
I’m gonna DOWNLOOOOAD

>>203758597
Kek I once watched a tarot documentary because Christopher Lee voiced it

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>>203758048
>office-based horror film
hmmm

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>>203758048
>office-based horror films

>>203758237
>I really liked the length. I have ADHD and can never focus on anything and I was turbo focused on this, it felt like it went by in an instant for me

I didn't mind either. I know many normies don't do it but movie length is one of the first things I check before watching a movie, so I can get in the mood. But I'll say there was a part where I was all "for how long can they brutalize this character before it stops?"

>>203758682
The Belko Experiment

>>203758741
lots of scenes were overly drawn out.
I will say that the most pornographic aspect of the film wasn't the nudity but the direction. extended, repetitive shots are masturbatory.

>>203757903
Is Hunter seriously supposed to be 17 in it? I’ve barely watched movies since the late 2000s so I never know who anyone is these days outside of shitposting on this website, and would have watched that movie free of any drama or pre-conceived opinion on the cast, but I saw the synopsis mentioned a 17 year old and that was asking too much of me.

>>203758025
>Hell Fest
>Malignant
>M3gan
>The Nun II
>M3gan 2.0
If there can be such as thing as a current rockstar for horror screenwriters, Akela Cooper should be one.

>>203758893
There was a scene about her about to become 18.

>>203758893
Appallingly, yes. At one point the dad says "you're almost 18" or something like that. It's clearly a role that should have been played by, say, Julia Butters or McKenna Grace.
It's distracting and the movie has an eccentric cast in general (except for Dan Stevens effective replaying his suave villain persona)

>>203758025
>>203758950
Blood Fest is very similar and enjoyable too

>>203756611
>Chicken George kino never ever

>>203758950
>rockstar screenwriter
that's like a great bassist who doesn't write the music or sing. they're important, but not critical.

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What's the actual scariest episode? Is it really Dead Man's Float or is there one that's scarier?

>>203758893
This was the first thing I've ever seen her in and I legitimately thought she looked 17 at the time of filming. She looks like a scrawny, gangly teen womanoid.

>>203759149
Yeah I was being somewhat hyperbolic but I'm still impressed about the projects she keeps getting attached to.

>>203757528
Best scary christmas movie

>>203757544
Hello rabbi

what's a good horror movie to get plastered to?

>>203758986
>>203759001
Yeah, that’s gonna be a skip from me.

>>203759190
I just can’t agree with you on that.

>>203759189
I watched so much of this last year that it all blended together. Some of them were surprisingly macabre. I remember thinking Phantom Can was pretty fucked up, but not necessarily scary.

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>>203759209
actually I was too kek I thought you might be the professional screenwriter anon and was baiting.
I agree though it's a good run. apparently James Wan's wife was credit as screenwriter for Malignant too. retarded film, but so earnestly trying to do something new I thought it was worth supporting.

>>203759260
None. All things in moderation

>>203759289
Phantom Cab*
I’m phoneposting from the bath :p

>>203758025
I feel that this should have had a sequel. I don't think it should have devolved into a full on franchise, but there is a lot of potential for the killer here.

>>203759260
Do people do this? tried to watch a movie drunk yesterday but couldnt follow it at all then teleported to the floor the next day

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>>203759393
how much did you drink

>>203759448
The aerobics porn was worth the price of admission. Heck if you happen to like body horror titties, the movie has you covered too.

>>203757241
I dislike people who get hung up on genre definitions but I don't think of Haunt as a slasher. It is more akin to something like Hostel or Midsommar or something similar. The protagonists willingly place themselves in the care of the killers which, to me, is different than how 'proper' slasher films work. I don't really care about how many killers there are, but I think a key aspect is that the victims do not know who is hunting and killing them until much later into the film. I would classify Haunt as a horror movie but it is closer to torture porn than a slasher in my opinion.

>>203755585
The real question is what happens if you use The Substance AND eat The Stuff?

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>>203759590
>The aerobics porn
I'm not into GILFs thoughbeit.

>>203759692
It's not even mostly her. Her character hitting the wall is what drives the plot in the first place.

>>203759679
Anon out here asking the real questions

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>>203759689
ty broski. Reminds me of William Birkin's second G-virus form in RE2.

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>>203759679
>inject The Substance
>eat The Stuff
>drink Tenafly Viper
>travel to Slime City
>go to Nuke Em High
>contract Cabin Fever
>cover yourself in The Blob
>put yourself in The Fly machine
>jump in the Ghostbusters river of slime

>>203756298
reddit gave you that list, didn't they?

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>>203759821
Don't forget get infected by The Thing.

>>203759808
It also reminds me of the practical effects cancer guy from the second Food of the Gods movie.

>>203759190
>she
topkek

>>203759924
what exactly causes this level of seethe

>>203759924
>t. faggot

>>203757463
>Jews make porn
>But they do NOT want people horny
Lol, lmao even

>>203759689
I just watched Society.

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>>203757785
>nobody complimented mine

>>203760018
Based

>>203760018
they're good caps but I don't think the collage format works well for that movie. you really want the fullscreen large size for the saturated colours of each image to envelope you, not so much composition/framing or subject mater to exhibit in the minimized cinegrid

So QRD on this shit flinging contest that has lasted two threads now? Is it just some retard seething over nudity? Is he the same faggot who used to seethe over gore in these threads?

>>203760180
hard to tell. I imagine they're both been prescribed the same meds anyway.

>>203760180
>Is it just some retard seething over nudity?
Yes. For some reason generals always attract shcizos looking to attention whore.
>Is he the same faggot who used to seethe over gore in these threads?
Doubtful. The people who seethe over nudity tend to like gore.

>>203755585
The Substance has a female director

>>203760276
That's pretty obvious seeing how derivative and soulless it is

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>>203760276
are you talking to someone? is this supposed to be commentary?

>>203760180
>Is it just some retard seething over nudity?
In this one, yes, in the previous one it was someone trying to give disruptive replies, mentioning the usual reddit/80s bs etc

>>203760273
Not true. Most of the faggots seething over nudity also hate gore because it's "cheap and excessive". Hence why the whole "Le slowburn A24 film with no cheap gore and jumpscares" is a meme

>>203760312
you say that as if the hundreds of male directed films released in the last decade aren't also derivative and soulless

>>203760180
My horror motto is give me T&A, give me gore, or give me death, or all three at once.

I can't wait for the The Substance entire clips to arrive, there was nudity when I thought wtf we don't even need more of it by now.

>>203760351
Margaret Qualley's tits were fake prosthetics. true story.

>>203758367
still, he went out like a total chump to that nerdy doctor guy, no way in hell anyones dressing up as Oddity this year, Jason and Freddie still continue to "rule the roost", as the kids say,

>>203758428
>You probably think Terrifier is scary.
movie is literally called The Terrifier
doesn't understand it is terrifying
how stupid can one post be

>>203760312
>how derivative and soulless it is
you pretty much just described the personality of every female

>>203760367
I don't want to spoil much but I was talking about the final sequence when I thought, wait this is supposed to be on live television. At that point I wondered if the movie was fucking with my head like the demon in Late Night with the Devil.

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>>203760180
gore & nudity in /hor/?

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>>203760351
>or all three at once
Preferably this one.

baking a new thread

>>203760104
i agree. i'm just trying to sell people on it.

New bread
>>203760625
>>203760625
>>203760625

>>203760641
well, alright then

203755608
>by indians
Oh look is the pajeet poster shitting every thread with his unfunny trolling (not even giving (you) one reply) I seen him before doing the same in other threads. Also the last part kinda remembered me society from yuzna, fun movie.

>>203760659
Sorry, posted the thread at the same exact second you announced you were going to bake. Look at the timestamp lol.

>>203760329
/hor/ - the Substance Edition

>>203760707
all g, bakers appreciated
also if you're the one who was shilling Empire of Ants a while ago I have been trying to get it for weeks lol. it's sitting at like 80% because I want a good copy...

>>203755900
dont fall for the brown kid poor attemp at trolling anon
>>203755683
except for the fact that now will be worse you mean, "melt the rich" and its a cop, wow so fucking original.

>>203760763
I watched it the other day because of the anon who shilled it. I watched a crappy copy though, I just had to put up with it.

>>203760785
it's set in south africa so actually it will be pretty original

>>203760444
You probably wear Hawaiian shirts and have tiki torches in your backyard. "DOOD ITS GONNA BE EXTRA GORY SO MUCH BLOOD!!!" lol