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Empire of the Ants edition
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>9 days until Oct 1
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if it's single use only, why put enough substance in a vial for another inject?
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God knows I could’ve fixed her.
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>>203760683
>Ohhh Crites just wanna have fu-huun
>yeah Crites just wanna have fun
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>>203760702
Because literal retards wrote that movie, I just came back from seeing it and holy shit it's the most braindead thing I've ever watched. It's like a 13yo tried making a body horror movie. If it wasn't for seeing Margaret's tits and ass all the time I would've left
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>>203760725
Kino
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>39 days untill Halloween
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>>203760702
I will check this movie out, but I don't expect much. It is directed by a female.
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>>203760702
Kafkian horror. Follow the instructions or else. You can call us 24/7 even if you're dying but you still have to follow the instructions, OR ELSE.

The old guy character shows there is a hidden marketplace that uses The Substance badly already because there's no way that won't happen.
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>>203760625
more ants more ants
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>>203760890
Is ant horror underrated?
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I laughed out loud when Danny Brown showed up in The Devil Rides Out.
Great movie, though. Definitely one of the best in my recent tear.
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>>203760983
Antlobos
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The rat bowl scene in Sinister 2 was great, otherwise a very forgettable movie.
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>>203761007
Not a good movie at all.
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>>203760702
Written by a woman
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Watching Afraid right now. The John Cho AI movie.
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>>203761104
I just can't imagine anyone squeezing a good idea of out that
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>>203761104
It’s just so saddening seeing Middle Aged women. Is the Substance all middle aged women cast?
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>>203760625
Need to pump my cock tonight I need horror with tons of panties or vulva
But Im a panty lover so primarily panties cotton panties moreso
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>>203761126
Why not? There’s already a few AI goes haywire movie these past few years. 2001 Space Odysee too.
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stop it
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>>203761142
It's Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley mostly, and you see both naked
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>>203761198
Reminder that this is the only way they can shill this porn music video disguised as a film
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>>203761198
I see. I don’t really like nudity in movie.
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>>203761242
>>203761254
It's literally the only positive of the whole movie, it's so bad
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>>203761198
don't bother with the retard
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>>203760757
Cute
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>>203761242
porn implies sex
movie has no sex scenes & the dance scene is clothed
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>>203761198
>Margaret Qualley
looks a bit British innit?
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>>203761305
one schizo is both baiting about the substance and then getting mad about it. just ignore it.
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>>203761163
Night of the Demons
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The Substance looks like feminist body horror.
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>>203760702
btw if you want to know why women are fucking retarded this is why. This movie is how women think.
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>>203761385
It's made by a french woman, so yes it's as thematically shallow and empty as their brains
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I think i'll just look at the nudes for The Substance and save myself the time
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>>203761254
You came to the right general, it's not as if horror movies are full of nude scenes
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>>203761395
Women are fucking stupid. I was watching this horror movie where it was about cam girls. Irl, cam girls are stupid af. They say things like “tip me and help me cum” when the site is visited by men who want to cum. The mind of a female is fucking stupid. I think the Substance will be a good metaphor into the retardation of them.
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>/hor/ spammers after 2 posts without saying something obsessive about women
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>>203761484
NPM
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https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNEJzBg6
Rank em
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>>203761502
Horror is a genre for women and children so it makes sense
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>>203761477
Where was the nude scene in Terrifer 2? >>203761395
Is this movie really one of those glimpse into the female psyche movies where girls are too stupid and lack self awareness?
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>>203761516
god damn that's an annoying interface
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>>203761516
I bumped 8mm to the top, I completely forgot about Mom and Dad. I liked that movie
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>>203761502
>spammers
I am proud of you acknowledging that there is more than one poster that makes you mad. You are making so much progress.
What is the most recent horror film you've watched?
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>>203761560
Kek. You should see the Substance. The post wall faces of those actresses on the big screen. Yuck!
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>>203761550
Yes its about a woman who destroys herself and her 'pseudo daughter' because she's a jealous old hag
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>>203761550
There was no nude scene in Terrifier 2 but if you "dislike" nude scenes you'd be better off watching Bluey
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>>203761565
Mom and Dad is a fun concept for a horror movie.
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there's a case to be made that Willy's Wonderland is actually superior to FNAF.
you just imagine it as a Godzilla film where Nic Cage plays Godzilla and fights other kaiju
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>>203761586
NPM again
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>>203761581
He doesn’t watch horror movies. He just seethes about those that do on /hor/.
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>>203761565
Mom and Dad is great. Selma in particular is really good in it.
I voted Renfield because I liked it a lot and literally no one else on the planet would.
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>>203761601
FNAF has Matthew Lillard who is great.
However WW has Nic Cage who is greater.
But FNAF used real animatronics and practical effects.
There are cases to be made either way.
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>>203761589
This sounds like real life.
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>>203761581
ironically, I'm not whoever you think I am. kek.
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>>203761637
have you seen the banana splits movie? in a weird way I also think it's good enough to be tied with them.
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>>203761663
I haven't. I wrote it off like that edgy Winnie the Pooh movie.
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>>203761616
When he has nothing to say to multiple people and just replies with “NPM.” Kek.
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I see the The Substance food binging scenes triggered male anons again into attacking the whole movie despite its, well, substance.
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>>203761644
I think of you as one aspect of the collective /hor/.
See this post for reference as to the mentality of which I speak: >>203761616
Also, you didn't tell me a horror movie!
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>>203761699
worth a watch, pretty fun and a decent budget. I assume like Willy's Wonderland some studio greenlit it with dollar signs in their eyes thinking they'd get a hit before FNAF came out.
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Dashcam was fucking great, thanks for whoever recommended it a few threads ago. Good reminder that critics are retarded and you should never trust them. Didn't think it'd be as funny as it was but still scary throughout, and I feel like I could watch it three times and read new comments on the screen to make it worth it.
"If god were real he would not allow stretch to exist" "annie are u ok" "run she's after your lucky charms" "looks like she got the vax"
between watching this today and Trap yesterday i've been more entertained than in a long time
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>>203761581
> I am proud of you acknowledging that there is more than one poster that makes you mad
Kek
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>>203760687
Noice
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>>203761752
i totally loved all the quirky raps! quirky girl raps are totes hilar-lar
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>>203761863
if this is how they talk in the movie, I aint watching it
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>>203761752
nice. it's good to see anons rally around this because the butthurt critics really buried it unfairly. it's not even that far from Deadstream in terms of the protagnist desu.
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Recently released horror movies yet to be discussed here:
The New Normal
Last Straw
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>>203761895
It's not, you're responding to someone who desperately wants to wear masks again.
>>203761898
I liked deadstream but that felt like the pg version of dascham and he wasn't nearly as charasmatic as Annie. Sucks that talking any bit negatively about covid retards is immediate hollywood blacklist but here we are.
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>>203761949
I would discuss them but I don't watch newer horror movies because I'm not a tasteless faggot.
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>>203761752
I'm fairly sure it gets poor reviews solely for political reasons (pic related). Great movie definitely, one of my favorite recent horror films
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>>203762022
> I'm not a tasteless faggot.
You do sound like one
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>>203762024
This is your brain on post-2000s Disney
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They should have shown the collages of bogged and post wall girls in the Substance. That would’ve been hilarious.
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>>203762001
it's kind of like Starship Troopers, it pushes the line enough it's hard to tell if it was even *intended* to be satirizing MAGA or satirizing libs. ended up just making most people who saw it butthurt.
either way, extremely funny and I'll always remember this from the credits
>JASON BLUM HAD SEX WITH HIS MUM
>I GOTTA CALL HIM HONEY JUST TO MAKE HIM CUM
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>>203762024
Whoever wrote this should kill themselves.
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>make her young, make her hot!
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>>203762051
>You do sound like one
for saying I don't watch bad movies? What kind of retard logic is that LMAO
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>>203761895
lena I don't know what the fuck your last name is
it sounds crazy like some dude's anus
that fell inside out
they call that a pink sock
yep annie hardy that bitch rocks
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Is anyone looking forward to the seething by normies when Terrifer 3 comes out?
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>>203762203
What is there to seethe about? It’s a mainstream reddit horror movie.
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>>203762177
she looks like the ugly jew bitch from that shitty Ash vs Evil Dead show
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>>203762203
normies are gonna love it, I'm gonna predict $30m at the box office.
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>>203762227
The main actress is going to get her tits out
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Kek is the Substance really about a post wall woman? Hahahaha.
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>>203762024
>i tried really hard to root for her but she didn't take the vaxxxx so I just couldn't wait for her to die a horrible painful death! god I wish these republicans would be more tolerant
>>203762109
>GOTTA CALL HIM HONEY JUST TO MAKE HIM CUM
OHNONONONO BLUMBROS OUR RESPONSE??
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>>203762249
only care about feet
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>>203762249
The brown one in T2?
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>>203762249
>42 year old tits
might be the most horrific part of the movie if true
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>it’s me, Fred from 10th grade! Wow! You haven’t changed a bit. You still look beautiful!
He says while talking to a 60 year old woman who has hit the wall and looks half plastic. Fred is the definition of a simp.
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>>203762283
ah yes. the fetish for literal faggots
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>>203762318
>watching a camrip
>live blogging your """jokes"""
not sure which one is worse. kys.
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>>203762318
I remember that scene from the substance. Textbook beta.
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>>203762293
She's 30
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>>203762272
When I was watching it I was wondering whether they'd have her die at the end like in a lot of FF movies, since that would, at least to me, imply that the right wing stuff in the movie was being presented in a bad spirit to mock people rather than just to be funny, but they made the correct move
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>>203762320
>Woah bro you like that part of a woman's body? Are you fucking GAY?
Get your head checked homolord
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>>203762355
Encouraging the behaviour is worse.
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>>203762288
How brown are we talking?
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>hello. I’d like to order …the substance.
Kek.
It’s great they got an actual post wall actress for this film.
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low quality camrips recorded on a gopro... pure sovl
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>>203762402
The main one in t2. Does she get naked? She should’ve got naked during the shower scene.
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>>203762375
Sure thing, Lauren. Your barren womb says otherwise
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>>203762355
It’s not a joke. It’s a literal scene in the movie.
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>>203762378
would've been hilarious if at the end they revealed that the daughter got vaxxed and that was the reason for the benjamin button pussyification
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They should make the Substance 2 but for weight loss and cast Selena Gomez.
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The Substance
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>>203762491
>WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ARIANA GRANDE TATTOO!?
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>>203762498
The Skubstance
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>>203762266
Guess who this is
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>>203762546
>all actresses above the age of 25
gee it's a bit difficult to narrow down
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>>203762375
Yikes.
—->>>203762133
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>>203762001
>It's not, you're responding to someone who desperately wants to wear masks again.
hates wearing fun masks
on the horror general
wft
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>>203762283
this looks almost Black Christmas like
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>>203762428
she's technically implied to be naked in the shower scene but if you remember correctly the only time she gets her tits out is that scene where her brother brings her his Terrifier hat because the string on it broke and she fixes it for him while talking about their deceased father
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>>203762735
Well it is a Christmas movie
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>>203762811
sorority house too
and there's a rocking chair in the attic scene in the trailer
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>>203762780
You never see her tits.
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Artbros...
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>>203762884
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>>203762881
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>>203762780
>The scene where her brother brings her his Terrifier hat because the strong on it broke

that never happened
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Are there any slasher villains similar to Art in that they look like they're just having fun and completely enjoying themselves the whole time? Closest I can think of might be Freddy but that's not quite the same.
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>>203762926
The Leprechaun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhz2fVM1rMA
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>>203762972
Ah shit how did I forget that
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>>203762972
yeah, either that or Chucky. he's at least having fun when killing.
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>>203762926
Macarena Gomez in Sexy Killer
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Wow, the third /hor/ thread in a row that's unusable
All because of the fucking Substance and some retards (including NPM) who are shit flinging over it. I've never seen /hor/ this awful while being this close to October before.
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>>203762909
obvious troll that's a shot from Kolobos, 1999,
but Terrifier 2, 2023, has a shot of her sitting at her little desk thing mending the broken string on her brothers Terrifier hat and she takes her shirt off briefly while her and her brother are discussing their recently deceased father idiot literally just watch the movie
the broken string, obviously, represents the broken promises felt by the bereaved family after their father/protector figure has suddenly abandoned them and later in the film when Siena fights Terrifier she has a sword which represents that she has taken on the masculine protector role for her family and saves her little brother from being Terrified and earlier when she is mending the broken string she takes her shirt out to expose her bosom to represent that she also has a more caring and nurturing side as well
its actually a really touching moment but perverts like you want to be creepy about it and try to turn it into something sexual when it clearly wasn't meant that way at all
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>>203763062
Is this a new copypasta
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>>203762909
That’s it? lol
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>>203762922
it literally happens in Terrifier 2 and her little brother brings her the hat for his Terrifier costume and she was already working on her costume and listening to Synth Pop and then they discuss their dead father and she exposes her breasts dumbass I literally just explained this are you stupid?
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>>203763076
no that's Kolobos, 1999
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>>203763083
would
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>>203763083
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>>203762909
A little too many tacos and burritos huh
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>>203763062
this need some cabin anon narration
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>>203763127
Seconding
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>>203763083
>send vagene
>no saar not like this
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>>203763098
actually I was talking to that guy about Terrifier 2 and the scene where Siena exposes her breasts to her little brother as she fixes the string on his Terrifier hat while talking about their dead father but you sorta could make the argument that Kolobos, 1999, deserves all the credit here since Terrifier 2 is so obviously indebted to it and basically lifts entire scenes and recreates them with a dash of 80's nostalgia patina overtop it's a sort of filmic regurgitation per se
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from the director of BLACK PANTHER comes... Sinners set to release in 2025
>The plot follows twin vampires, both played by Jordan, who arrive in a racist town and go to war against Ku Klux Klan members. Set in the middle of the 1930s during the height of Jim Crow South, the film tackles the racial tensions of the era. Sinners has a budget of around $90 million, and we can expect the first trailer to be released in October 2024.
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Times you acted like Spongebob from [REC] 3?
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>>203763214
99% Rotten Tomatoes score
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>>203763215
reminds me of weird al, so by extension the movie uhf
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>>203763215
i always feel out of place in weddings
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>>203763214
Hmm I think I will not watch this movie
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>>203763215
Sir that is a completely different character from Spongebob, we don't want any copyright issues okay?
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upcoming horror DADDY'S HEAD, the director says
>Daddy’s Head is a very important film for me as it intertwines personal feelings about family, grief and trauma with my desire to experiment with the horror genre
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>>203763319
Really should have gone with a different name.
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>>203763319
based shudder
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>>203763319
Letterboxd is going to eat this up
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>>203763319
>The odd sounding name
>The poster, which makes it look as if his head is covered in leather
Is this secretly zesty?
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>>203763319
Kek. Perfect.
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>>203763347
Kolobos.
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>>203763214
lmao oh no
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DADDY
MOMMY
UNMAKE ME
AND SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL OF LIVING
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horror movies for this feel?
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>>203763348
Dadda's Noggin
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>>203763514
Papa: El Ultimo Suspiro
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>>203763513
Ted Bundy, 2000
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>>203763513
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>>203763534
accurate and good rec
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>>203763528
kek
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>>203763534
such a great film
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LIONSGATE to expand the Amityville universe with a plus sized paranormal investigator.
>Amityville: Where the Echo Lives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0acqgvw10
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>>203763534
Visually interesting and creative but after half an hour I was expecting something beyond le spooky stop motion animated body horror elevator
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>>203763607
>expand the Amityville universe
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Horror films for this feeling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQreHxDH5Jg
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>>203760890
This one is actually certified Kino. Graphic Designers are probably the best artists.
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>>203763607
>>203763632
Are any of them worth watching past the first 3?
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>director Josh Ruben said in a statement shared by Deadline, “My love of horror is rivaled only by my love of romantic comedies. I’m excited as hell to mount my most challenging genre bender to date: a brutal slasher in a nostalgic rom-com universe.”
guys at this point I can't even satirize nu-horror, they're more inventive than me.
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>>203763658
My biopic
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>>203760890
Does this have another name? I can't seem to find it.
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>>203763688
>DUDE WHAT IF LIKE HECKIN' WHOLESOME AND HAPPY THING WAS ACTUALLY EVIL AND SCARY!?
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>>203763666
>Are any of them worth watching past the first 3?
Is the answer to that question ever "yes"?
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>>203763607
i heard the new final girl is going to finally kill Amityville in this one, it's like the Halloween Ends of the franchise
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>>203763749
kek
>they slowly put the entirety of amityville through the woodchipper
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>>203763737
Friday 13th
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>>203763737
Friday the 13th 4
Halloween 4
Phantasm 4
All worth watching if you liked 1-3
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Amityville vs The Pope's Exorcist
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>>203763530
I saw this movie and found it to be quite an accurate portrayal of the Ted Bundy except the cheerleader he killed and how he was tortured before his execution
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is this perhaps the worst horror marketing reveal ever?
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The Substance was really able to capture the narcissism and lack of brain in a girl. Only once a girl hits the wall hard does she learn to be quiet.
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>>203763812
Victor Crowley has a brother?
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>>203763833
Who wrote the script for the movie?
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>>203763835
Go away Adam Green.
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>>203763853
written and directed by the same woman.
anyone seen this? I think I saw the start of it and noped out because it was so boring.
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>>203763833
>>203762408
>>203762318
>>203762266
>>203762100
>>203761586
What causes this sort of Autism? Horror films about Autism?
>inb4 he says "why did you tag me" as always
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>>203763812
i remember a guy dressed as a "demon" for Doom at an even that was on par in the 90's but can't find it
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>>203763884
It is in fact extremely dull and shallow with your standard man bad message.
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>>203763688
>More Blacks University
what did they mean by this?
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>>203763884
The portrayal of the younger version was done well. Dumb reckless and narcissistic. Didn’t think a female would director would show this.
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>>203763884
I don't watch western female revenge stories. Korean ones are alright though.
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So basically the younger version of the Demi Moore in the movie is still her but with the ego and narcissism still there. lol. The ego and narcissism is so big she screwed up her older body. lol. Female moment.
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>>203763884
>>203763909
actually loved it. visuals and music were pretty sweet. whatever feminist undertone it was trying to convey didn't work on me or at least i didn't give a shit about it. I watched this because I saw a cute chick in a bikini shooting people and that's what i got and that's all I cared about.

Ms. 45 and Thriller will never be surpassed though.
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>>203764059
Kill yourself.
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>>203764059
>>203763965
Take your fucking meds
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>>203764059
And this is why I don’t see an older woman and go “mature” or “wise” or anything.
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>>203764081
Why? What does that have to do with my post ?
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I'm running out of things to watch. Whats some good horror filled with one-liners?
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>>203764113
It means you should kill yourself or better yet
>>203764088
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>>203764113
It means you should take your meds and fuck off to >>>/r9k/
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>>203764139
Isn’t that where waifufags go?
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>>203764157
No, it's where people like you go, retard. You'd love it there, you can bitch about "roasties hitting the wall" all day over there
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>>203764074
cool thanks for the rec. I've only really seen the I Spit on Your Grave remake and I thought that was enjoyable. didn't even know it was a remake when I saw it.
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>>203763896
Mass repliers get the rope.
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>>203764194
How about you rope yourself back to >>>/b/ or >>>/r9k/, you annoying faggot
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>>203763896
It's a reenactment that provides him with a type of imaginary vindication. He just needs to fuck a whore or just move on that bc it's a pointless loop
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>>203764194
bit different when they're all going to the same person
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>>203760738
>Seeing Margaret’s tits and ass all the time
I really don’t want to watch this shit so I’m going to try to pretend I didn’t read that.
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>>203764122
Theatre of Blood
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We need NPM's twin to counteract his posts
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>>203764275
For a person who doesn't want to watch the movie you sure talk a lot about it
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>>203764241
>fuck a whore
I think he's a closeted gay. No straight man obsesses over women aging and cocks this much
>>203764122
The Leprechaun movies
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>>203764283
NPM is pretty much the counteract to all the simp cuckoldry 80’s circlejerking betaness in here.
Not him, but that’s what NPM would say.
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>>203763706
is this a joke about how the IV in the title font looks like an N?
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it isn't a horror film but Erik the Conqueror was enjoyable and I can see how Bava had already built some mastery of cinematography by the time he got to the directors chair.
will probably watch Hercules in the Haunted World later this week.
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>>203764311
He's way overinvested in a way that's not worth it bc obviously women's looks do fade in a way that's usually noticeable. Perhaps he's too worried about aging himself, perhaps there's also a sour grapes situation-- lists after women most ppl can't have and rationalized it by focusing on the fact that they age. And his comments are full of weird homoerotic references to blacks
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This thread and the last two threads have been about the Substance. Lots of shilling on /hor/
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>>203764414
Fantastic. The amount of detailed, nuanced lighting and the way the composition expands are beyond kino
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>>203764443
Legitimately getting shilled hard it's ridiculous.
They're doing a pretty good job courting the retarded porn-addict coomer audience though.
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>>203764430
What you mean after women most people can’t have? Whores are cheap.
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>>203764311
He should just get on Grinder and go hookup with a 10/10 dude in his 30s
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>>203764443
>>203764483
Samefagging and still seething for some reason. Relax
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>>203764496
Then go find a gigolo
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>>203764430
I think he's literally just gay, and tries to validate himself by saying women are le evil dumb roasties or whatever
Here's a rather odd post from him
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/198639338/#198641648
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>>203764496
Not cheap enough for you apparently since you've been seething for weeks. I was referring to the actresses you keep calling roasties since these are not women that are part of our daily lives, they're remote so your hang-up is pointless
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>>203764524
kek that is quite a find. makes a lot of sense.
nobody is as catty as gay men.
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>>203764524
That would make sense
>Sat 27 April 2024
What the FUCK. Let's get this guy a whore or a male escort
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>>203764556
Celebs? They aren’t impressive irl. Majority of girls that are attractive are slightly above average with low body fat. Stop simping.
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>>203764586
He's been doing it since February of this year
See the image here >>203764311
Look at the date on the "horror fans are cuckold vampires" rant
That was seemingly his first post
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Thread reeks of low T in here right now.
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>>203764622
a trans woman has more t than you
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>>203764638
Nightbitch 2024 has less black Substance in her than you.
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>>203764591
If you struggle with the fact that actresses are often prettier and have more charisma than average you're just a reverse simp in denial.
Make peace w/ the fact that they are attractive and that saying so isn't simping as it's not a form of courtship (they're unlikely to be reading these comments) and you shouldn't envy the attention they get
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>>203764622
the true body horror is the monkeypox you contracted
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>>203764666
You’re just simping hard. Slightly above average looks with low body fat.
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>>203764611
That reads like homoerotic fanfiction/marysuing. And he's been doing it for 8 fucking months
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>>203764414
Kino af
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>>203764666
I hope she sees this, bro
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>>203764707
Here's one of his first "roastie" rants, read through the thread, he does it though out the whole thing
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/197765553/#197789626
What causes this sort of autism? Is it mental retardation + internet and porn addiction?
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This was decently fun. Kinda like an Are You Afraid of the Dark episode. Very anime reminiscent though.
Also: IIIIIIIII, NEED TO KNOOOOOW NOWWW
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>>203764699
Well anon, turns out that female beauty is nice to look at. Simping is writing gushing messages on their social media expecting them to notice you-- or else the opposite, trying to dismiss their looks because you can't have them either by fucking them or by looking like them. Your fixation comes across as overinvestment
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>>203764739
Sexual frustration makes men more aggressive
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>>203764812
Sarah Gadon was in an Are You Afraid Of The Dark episode.
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>>203764724
Alas I don't think my celebrity crush June Squibb frequents these threads. Don't you dare say she's hit the wall btw
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>>203764863
Was she actually? Which one? She's Canadian right? So I would believe it.
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>>203764815
It’s nice to look at if you don’t keep it in check. Like talking about actresses you find attractive only with make up on. You’re a simp and you don’t even know it.
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>>203764882
Mine is a literal grandma (in her 60s) and she still looks like a MILF goddess. I wonder what NPM has to say about her.
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>>203764815
If girls beauty never faded, marriage would never exist. lol.
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>>203764739
He spouts these nonstop roastie redditor woke remarks that aren't even necessarily wrong but in a way that reeks of obsession
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>203764902
I hope she sees this, bro.
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>>203764849
Here's a few more NPM moments that are rather memorable for anyone curious about him
"Ass juice" post
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/200475041/#200494019
Entire thread he shit up with posts about dog dicks (This one is recent)
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/203453230/#203453230
/film/ thread he shit up with more homosexual fantasies
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/200586744/#200590891
What ever the fuck this sperg out is
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/197811223/#197823505
This guy is actually mentally ill

>>203763666
Amityville It's About Time is decent
The remake from the 2000s is also decent
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>>203764910
Marriage shouldn't exist anymore, it's just a way for the woman to steal money
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>>203764896
Have you everbeen with a woman intimately? Rhetorical question bc if you did the make-up thing would go without saying. When we talk about an actress looking good we know there's some artifice in there because that's the case withvirtually all women. You're pointing out the obvious but doing so from a place of inexperience and/or envy
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>>203764936
>NPM is into bestiality

Not surprising
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>>203764936
Someone has to write an entry about this person on kiwi farms already
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>>203764812
>korean film
>japanese actors
How baffling. I'll have to watch it.
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>>203764943
Get a fucking job
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>>203765067
See how they react when they've been found out
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>>203764993
Yep, he likes piss obviously too judging by those "horror fans are cuckold vampire" rants
And of course, he's unironically into dark-skinned males, as he's told us way too many times (He even admitted this once, but I can't seem to find the post. I think he did it in one of the /hor/ threads during May of this year)
I seriously wonder why he's even in /hor/, he's told us he hates horror films before, so why doesn't he go to /b/ or something?

Here's one where he samefags to himself, he wrote some disgusting shit in this one
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/202722322/#202724773
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>>203764936
you're gonna cry aren't you sodomite, praise jesus lol
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>>203765124
For anyone unaware, this faggot is NPM's friend (Yes, they talk to each other unironically), Cock Lodge
He just spams post with rants about the 80s and cocks, along with meme images, usually of somebody laughing
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/dennis.gif/
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>>203765121
Everything is a black penis for him
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>>203765161
They should just hook up already
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>>203765121
Like most schizos and namefags from generals, he's just an attention whore with nothing going on in his life that he clings on to the thing he hates to spark hatred and spite from other posters.
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>>203765161
thanks for the introduction sodomite. this soifag loves his shuddurr soi movies but hates it when terrifier and long legs get attention because they're not soi branded shuddurr or A24 shite lol
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>>203765256
How many times will you post the same images?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/I-DXa73KPrUcGhobmFcyWQ/
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>>203765222
yeah you and soi sodomite should hook up with the priests from his church, round the back on Sunday afternoons lol
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Itt: schizo retards having melties
Posting links is not a gotcha you just look like gotten to bitches
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>>203765263
until everyone sees you for the plebbot soifag you are
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>>203765302
In English pls
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>>203765302
Why do you care if somebody posts links to prove a schizo is spamming /hor/? Seethe
Also, why are you speaking in broken English?
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>>203765322
>>203765337
On Monday ask your English professor if you're having difficulty
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>>203765322
>>203765337
love the same fagging lol
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>>203765377
"Melties" is not an English word
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>>203765405
Lmao, this guy is actually seething.
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>>203765322
>>203765337
>>203765377
ok that anon is asking "why are you posting 4plebs links like some soi faglord plebbitor"
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>>203765415
>No u
Powerful
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>>203765052
What makes you say it's Korean?
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>>203765405
maybe not in amerifag land lol
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>>203765416
Why do you hate links so much? Because it shows that you are, without a doubt, a spammer faggot?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/M_rwuXA4xyNsecXHzi75OA/
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I heard you're gay
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Ooh I wonder if they're going to bring out screenshots.
The ultimate weapon.
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>>203765486
Why are you seething so hard over links being posted? Do you enjoy seeing threads getting shit up with homosexual fantasies about colored dicks by chance?
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>>203765427
seethe soicuck lol

>>203765469
he thinks I hate links lol. no sodomite soicuck, I love your plebbit link posting, it shows your true plebbit self lol
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>>203765510
How many buzzwords will you post? Can you speak English, or do people only speak "reddit soicuck dick cuck" where you're from?
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>>203765532
I think it's time for you to log off, Anon. Take a nap, a sleepy sleep.
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>>203765486
typical soicuck behaviour lol

>>203765509
Yes we love when you repost our post sodomite
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Wow, this thread is a fucking disaster right now. What the fuck?
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>>203765556
>Just noticing this now
Did you see the last two threads?
/hor/ needs a fucking break, for a few days at least
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>>203765556
it gets better once the american working hours starts
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>>203765532
you poor christians are the furthest from god and the gayest, bend over soifaggot lol.

>>203765556
totally dauude, we're trying to purge the plebbit fags
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>>203765542
>No counter argument
Shouldn't you be posting something about plebbit or cocks soon?
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>>203765583
Anon you're massively sperging out. Just click the x and breathe.
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>>203765583
time for you to go nigh nighs
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>>203765628
>Massively sperging out
No, but
>>203765581
>>203765543
>>203765510
This dude sort of is
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>>203765644
Really powerful faggot lol >>203765427
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>>203765693
I don't know, anon, making multiple posts about "soicucks" seems like a bit of a sperg out
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>>203765569
I haven't been here in a while, no.
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>>203765435
Nevermind, I got two movies mixed up, the other movie came out the same year, and was called Remember (without the slash). That was a Korean action movie (ironically about anti-Japanese sentiment)
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>>203765717
like really powerful soifaggot lol
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>>203765800
Make sure to try and read through the thread if you want to find out why it's so awful right now
We have two very, very autistic spammers
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>>203765817
>We have two very, very autistic spammers
speak for yourself plebbit faggot lol
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i hate men
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>>203765556
It’s because there’s one anon that keeps sperging whenever NPM posts, ironically making the same posts over and over again just like the spammer
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>>203766146
I didn't even post in the previous two threads and they were still awful
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>>203766162
Honestly I’d make a new thread but for once, I don’t think we need another one.
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>>203766232
True, let /hor/ rest for a few days
It's been pure cancer all day long
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>>203766232
>>203766250
Too bad
>>203766313
>>203766313
>>203766313
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>>203766146
>>203766162
>>203766232
>>203766250
you enjoying talking to yourself fag lol



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