Fuck Christianity 2: Christfag tears edition Last time >>203826262
First for Boobora Coompton
>>203840094
Third for Dario Argento's Three Mothers trilogy blu-ray boxset
>>203841357The Night Eats The World
reminder to report and ignore christcucks/hor/ is an LGBT-friendly generalcope and sneethe
Does /hor/ have any cool desktop/mobile wallpapers? Pic related is one of my favorites for mobile.
>>203841441I hate ChristcucksI hate faggots and tranniesI hate Jordan PeeleI hate A24I hate BlumhouseI hate boring cinematography I love horror kinosSimple as
>>203841525Holy based
>6 more days until October
>>203841357not sure what you count as mindless retard slop, but have you seen all these?>Carnival of Souls>Cure>Diabolique>Eyes Without a Face>Faust>Jigoku>Kuroneko>A Page of Madness>Repulsion>Santa Sangre>The Seventh Victim>The Skin I Live In>Szamanka>What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
>>203841299Alucardaposting is a thing now whether you like it or not.
I have now watched two horror films from the 50's , The Fly and Night of the Demon, and enjoyed both of them greatly. I will be almost certainly watching more from this era.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yYoEShoNzk
>>203841390Sexpiria
Lake Mungo was underwhelming. Leaned so hard into realism that there was only one spook in the whole movie
>>203841643Night of the Demon is excellent. kind of slow in the middle but the ending is so good I can't believe we don't have more kaiju demons in movies.
>>203841643Now go watch the other Night of the Demon.
>>203834420Eye watched it a while back and eye thought it was alreyeght.the whole evil slavs thing was a bit slow to get going though.
>>203841643Diabolique is my favorite horror film from the 50s, so I'd recommend adding that to your list as well if it's not already on there. some people don't count it as horror tho, so just in case I'll recommend the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers and The Curse of Frankenstein as well
>>203841525oh no you better run out into the street and riot
>>203841099>>203841810
>Night of the Demon>Night of the Demon>Demons>Demons 2>Night of the Demons>Night of the Demons II>Demon Knight>Night of the Demon
>>203841525Holy fucking based.
>>203841637I like it, i like it a lot, not as much as i like Harperposting though.
>>203841299i will find you and kill you irl
https://mega.nz/file/Bew0VDaI#S4MSlLG_PTXKOmOdN6BGd5lseg6OD33mYeIbM9tcQvQ
>>203842008Apparently I’m responsible for both since I made neither /hor/ general but nothing can compare to Harperposting.
give me reccs /hor/
>>203841525Based.
>>203842428Watch the anti-Christian kino Alucarda
>>203842443This
>>203842428
>>203841944I think you left out Night of the Sexual Demons 1971 (not to be confused with Night of the Demon/Touch of Satan from the same year)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1zNXVG6zTwso what's the verdict?
>>203842556V/H/S: In Space: X: Bloodline
>>203842492>That Tenebrae posterPure kino.
>>203842492No Stage Fright? No Orgasmo? Lame
/hor/ is now an anti-Christian general and also an Alucarda general
>>203842888I didn't make the image but I wouldn't consider either of those good entry level giallo
>>203843061What makes a giallo entry level anyway?
Any zombie kinos that raise a moral conundrum around actually killing the zombies? I'm talking about questioning their human rights and all that. I think the idea was kind of spoofed at the end of Shaun of the Dead, but are there any movies where it's played straight?
>>203843109Nothing too crazy or nonsensical (by giallo standards) I suppose
>>203841525why did Lynch do that to her at the end of season 3 bros? Hasn't she suffered enough?
>>203843149there's one released this year called Handling the UndeadHOWEVER. it was a morose, european slowburn drama type film about women being sad in lakes. some people are into that, not really my thing.
>>203841637Wow, that's crazy.
>>203843189Yeah, but that misses the whole point of giallo. Suspiria is the only entry level film any beginner needs. That and Salo, which isn't giallo but still... giallo is like porn while gore is like real sex. Its not supposed to make sense.
Alucarda and Zombie were among the earliest foreign films I watched. some great tiddies in both
>>203843380that whole scuba scene is genius.
>>203843195It had to have a DEEP ending rather than letting the story resolve in any fulfilling way
Nigga/hor/ essentials:>Halloween: Resurrection>Tales from the Hood>Candyman>Leprechaun in the Hood>Blacula >Blackenstein >Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde>Michael Jackson's Thriller>Bones>Blade>Nope>People Under the Stairs>Predator 2>Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III>Romero's Zombie trilogy>Night of the Living Dead (1990)>Friday the 13th part V: New Beginning >Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan>The Strange Thing About the Johnsons>Ganja and Hess>Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest>Spawn>Dahmer (2002)>The Beast Must Die>J.D.'s Revenge>Black Devil Doll from Hell>The Serpent and the Rainbow >Climax>Gayniggers from Outerspace
>>203843699it was quite fulfilling for Coop's character
>>203839501>Spent 15 minutes watching Dashcam(Thriller) before realizing I was probably watching the wrong movie.I ended up watching the horror film, but am left wondering if the thriller was any good.
>>203843800The most fulfilling Coop moment was "I am the FBI"
>>203843874kek, I did the exact same thing.I thought the thriller was actually great so I recommend watching it. I can't tell if that's because I thought it was going to burst out into horror at any moment but I don't think so.
>>203841836Watch the prequel anime too, Aria's anime design is absolute Kino.
Watching Body Cam right now tbqf. So far so good, in spite of how trite and cliche the depiction of the cops/criminals/society paradigm is. And it's got your girl Mary J. Blige as a tough female cop, as well.
https://youtu.be/EY9uZauSmLU?si=51PmrMcZsAKK_YoE
>>203842556I really want it to be good, but I am not hopeful after how rough '99 and '84 turned out.
Aside from all the failed attempts at comic relief, this movie was pretty comfy. Is the 2014 remake any good?
>>203844061I was not aware this anime was a prequel, thanks
Is Possession (from the 80's) any good?
>want to watch the unnaturals/schreie in der nacht>youtube version laggy saved stream didn't even get as far as dialogue>daily motion VHS quality and Italian dub (at least it has contranatura as the first title)>usual streaming sites Italian dub>search german title, German would be easier for me to understand a whole movie>find out some random episode of Inspector Barnaby has been given same title under same naming convention hm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UEkkVYlvAchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI7WWscW4oohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ31iyB_yPk
>>203841299>>203841637amazing hair
>>203843247Absolute kino.
>>203841801I liked Diabolique but I was annoyed that he wasn’t an actual ghost in the end
>>203845132Yes, don't listen to the fags over on /film/.
>FUCK DAGON!
>>203845223Based
>>203845546this is what fish people look like?
>>203842556I don't know why you'd watch a trailer for an anthology film you're already planning on watching.trailers are already bad at spoiling full length films.
>>203845223comfy
>>203842428Watch the pro-Christian kino The Conjuring.
2 days until rosemarys baby prequel
There's literally no body cam footage used at all in this film. I don't recommend it.
>>203845845it's not gonna be worth watching, so unfortunately I'm not going to watch it.
>>203846062Yeah a lot of reviews are trashing it. The directors previous film relic was pretty boring anyway
>>203846098Oh it's by her? I actually quite liked that film (up until the ending which really soured it). Felt like a Silent Hill adaption.
>>203846137I found a plot hole in rosemarys baby. Why did that idiot rosemary wear a necklace she saw on a dead woman the night before
>year is 3/4ths over>still not one good horror film has been released
>>203846371>Why did that idiot rosemaryhow is that a plot hole? you answered your own question.
>>203846459Late night with the devil was a solid 7/10 good movie, the list goes onStop lying and doomposting
>>203846459Frogman
>>203846562>>203846599nta but technically 2023 films. either way, something about the best films this year is sad because they all have some kind of glaring flaws that leave a negative taste. Romulus for example: great film in almost every way yet pointlessly pulled down by being a rehash.All eyes now point to these as the last hopes:>Terrifier 3>Smile 2 (somehow)>NosferatuI would list more but we know V/H/S Beyond and Frankie Freako aren't going to be masterpieces.
ready to see Michael B. Jordan gun down some snowchimp melanin deprived whyte boi crackers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKGxHflevuk
>>203846817Droughts happen, Bobbeh. You aughta know, being a Texas bumpkin 'n all...
>>203846909I'll wait till it is either shilled or shat on in /hor/ to decide if it is worth my time. Trailers mean fucking nothing in the modern age.
>>203846945well aaaaaI'm thirsty bubba
>>203846963it has a fucking insane $90m budget. that's more than It 2.I guess that's what being a black panther director gets you.
>>203846817Eh festival releases shouldn't count. They had their actual release in 2024.
Finally finished up Saw 3D. Its still fun, but I think I ended up liking Saw 6 a lot more. The main game just was nowhere near as interesting as the early traps they set up. On the other hand, the parts with Hoffman were stupidly over the top but also really fun good end to his plotline and a fun way of bringing the series back full circle, but i do wish we could've gotten a bit more of Doctor Gordon. A part of me is tempted to rewatch Jigsaw since I didn't really remember liking it, but I think I'll put it and Spiral on hold in favor of watching Saw X soon.
Any /hor/ anons visit the Halloween General on /x/?>>38861184
>>203847140the later films really are great when they're over the top.Jigsaw is pretty skippable imo.
>>203847170Fuck I fucked up the cross-board linking>>>/x/38861184
I fell for Longlegs but I won't fall for The Substance. Their marketing gimmicks can only succeed for so long without a good film to back them up.
>>203841299>>203841637>alucardapostingharperfag at it againhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/203556015/#203564865
>>203847214>>203847170cool thread anon. good to see threads with people putting the image to image board.
/hor/ album covers
>>203847107On one end its great that a trailer doesn't seem to spoil everything, but 90 million for a horror film sounds ridiculous.
>>203847214>History of Halloween >History channel documentary for Americans>Fuck they're going to say it wrong>Guy explaining Celtic year says it right but thinks the Celts divided the year into light and dark halvesThis guy doesn't have any idea how many words for four there are in Celtic languages
watchlist for the halloween season
Tranny thread Kill yourselves
>>203847753I think the bait OP is gay too. Just ignore it.
>>203847535it's already been spoiled for me because the news sites were reporting the plot as if it wasn't a twist. maybe it isn't.stay away from info about it if you want to keep it that way.
>>203847658Don't know about accuracy but I've been using "history of Halloween" videos as background noise lately>https://youtu.be/M9zWAAFiwV4?si=a2hWT6etPPWeVP_F>https://youtu.be/sPAkOYwT_RQ?si=8HS-O9usPOup-VNG>https://youtu.be/nIeNQkK1Mj8?si=iLQQfq9rWUJo6pit>https://youtu.be/ucn175R8WgY?si=IH5iaJj7eitN_uht (just put this one on)
>>203847267After Blackoat's Daughter I had higher hopes, 1 hit wonder ain't so bad I guess.
>>203843149TWD toys with the idea off and on but I can't think of any movie that plays it straight offhand.>>203843751Also:Scream, Blacula ScreamSugar Hill.Hood RatsCandyman sequelsThe Thing With Two Heads probably doesn't count as horror but throwing that in.
So what's the pozzed angle for Last Straw?
Speaking of horror albums, I got this from a garage sale when I was a kid and didn't know who the fuck Elvira was.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggxUwsaKCD4&list=PLA_4nSuZvaoYmS0M2VVgmz6Cel73M_Dlj&index=1
>>203847714Based
>>203848219back when mcdonald's actually gave you shit i got this>>203847714safe was so mediocre
>>203848299impressive transfer on youtube, must be from the masterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePrQP_5x7J8
>this is what that one anon shilling The Substance for weeks was hyping up>>203846153
>anon forcing me to remember the second Son of Dracula all dayY'all made me do this, now you have to live with it toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9zHsyl-3U
>>203847714>Safe>Cronenkino>DiaboliqueGood list.
kino
>>203848731Giallo
>>203848415that part definitely should have been left on the cutting room floor. not a pun.
>>203841299Gonna watch me some Hammer
>>203847714I see a Sarah Gadon kino!
>>203841836looks cool. Yoshimitsu style.
>>203849236Nice I love Sarah Gadon.
>a hauntingDoes anybody remember this kino show? https://youtu.be/lkqk2C7T-jc?si=UwBlMbw280s5WR3n
>>203847714you're in for a lot of kino. let me know how Anonymous Animals is. I've been curious about that one
>>203843195>>203843699This. It felt hollow having already done the same thing in spirit at the end of S2. Also, given the time the series came out, and the symbolism he leaned into about social and civil breakdown in America - not having even a crumb of hope or light at the end of the tunnel felt very shitty to me and left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
>>203847714Brotherhood of the Wolf is not great. Also not a great choice for a Halloween list.
>>203849142Based. I need to watch more Universal and Hammer.
listening to some Price of Fear. audio-kino.https://archive.org/details/price-of-fearUPGRADES
>>203849837>Also not a great choice for a Halloween list.why
>>203847714>Brotherhood of the WolfMy dad loves that one.
>>203848699>>203848739Would a guy who's not particularly into anime and is not even remotely a weeb and in fact hates weebs enjoy this?
This shit was so fucking kino I nearly said "kino" outloud at the ending. /hor/ pulls through, YET AGAIN!
>>203850490Yes. I know because that guy is me and I begrudgingly watched it and it was excellent.
>>203850490It's westaboo tripe, you'll like it. >hates weebsLmao. Roflol, even.
My next horror film shall be "The Autopsy of Jane Doe".
>>203850504Watch Kuroneko by the same guy next, but let me warn you it doesn't come close to Onibaba.>>203850508>>203850578Will download then, thanks.
>>203850707why her head looks so big?
>>203850787fwiw the version I got had 3 audio tracks. A standard english track, a kind of updated 'murrican one, and japanese.I thought the original dub (streamline) was the best.
>>203850504good flick. if you haven't seen Kwaidan, that one is also worth a watch (despite the length)
>>203850949I'll probably prefer the jap audio.
>>203841525uh...BASED.
>>203844100who's this handsome young bald man? and should i watch kolobos today?
>>203844100kek
>>203844100New Kolobos Kabin Kino just dropped.
>>203845092It's good but it's not really a remake. It's kind of a sequel.>>203845132It's great.
>>203847753>>203847782Uh oh seethey
I'm done with watching old horror movies, 100% of time they are just not that good if not just straight out bad, horror is the one genre that got better and better with time.
>>203851465Autists using the OP to beef with other autists is bad. The threads are supposed to be comfy.
>>203851510And the thread still is perfectly comfy, especially as the spammer is still banned
>>203851540I agree, that's why I told the guy sperging out to just ignore the OP instead of seething. Thread has been mostly good.>>203851559Will probably watch this in October.
Times you acted like The Amityville Horror?
>>203851941I went In The Hood once
>>203848299>>203848371>shakes saw frantically to imitate thunder
>>203851941I attract flies
>>203851941I act like Amityville 2.
>>203851941story of my life
>>203851941>>203852311I banged my sister.
>>203851941Any time I cut myself.
Is Session 9 any good?
>>203852432yes
>>203852432Yeah I enjoyed it.
Movies with this vibe?
>>203852432all i remember of this movie is that it fueled my asbestos anxiety
>>203852498
>>203852593Lining it up for Oct 1st, thanks anon.
>>203852498Blair Witch Project is probably the most accurate.also maybe The Beyond.
>>203841525BASED
Return of the Living Dead had a manga adaptation in the 80s
I'll be honest. I don't understand Kolobos posting.
>>203853090cool
>>203841299Another thread made the bisexual loser who's still seething? Cringe
>>203851755I have been watching this movie every halloween for decades now kek, my kids love it too.
>>203853120It's the Milhouse of /hor/. Forced meme.
>>203847267but dewd, you can see b00bies!that's when I knew it was a wait for torrent Flickerino
>>203853258wrong, it's the THRILLHOUSE
>>203853285*THRILLHO
>>203847714Safe is not horror, you will be disappointed and mad. it's artsy essay "about" tier
>>203853090I want to go back damn it.
>>203841441no, fag
This was really fun and had a lot of cool set pieces with the wax sculpture vignettes. There is a lot of hamming from Bobby Briggs in the beginning but its a perfect choice for Halloween with all the tributes to classic horror. Plus it ends in a monster mash
>>203842492i cannot find Red queen kills 7 times in english and watching subtitled giallo feels wrong
>>203853526are you sure the versions don't have an embedded english audio track? only mention it because sometimes it's not the default
>>203842428REC
>>203843195No. She is destined to die in that matter. It can't be stopped or prevented.
>>203853258Millhouse isn't a meme forced or not
>>203851941A bee came out of my nipple while I was riding my boyfriend
>>203844100i dont get it?what the point of this video is?thats like asking 'have you breathed any oxygen today?' lol y u r asking such a thing?or is it like the joke is that 'what if someone didnt watch kolobos today?'also its pronounce more like Coal-o-bos because its like latin or whatever
>>203847714let the corpses tan has such a beautiful cover that i imagine it cant really be all that good
>>203853756It's alright to good, worth watching. More of a western thriller than anything horror.
>>203851494Bro ik if it's earlier than 2010 why even bother? I'm a horror movie fan not a ducking historian lol
>>203852498the theme song from Moloch has that vibe, the movie somewhat less soKairo is set in the city but its the other first thing that comes to mind
>>203853549when i mean find i mean find for free online and not torrenting because im not some leet haxor and i dont do that kind of stuff
Bros I'm having to work 12 hour shifts everyday until October 11th and this is already my 13th day in a row. They're ruining /hor/ season. I just want to go home and watch kino with my cat.
>>203853933Watch 12 hour shift
>>203853942>Over the course of one 12-hour shift at an Arkansas hospital in 1999, a junkie nurse (Angela Bettis), her scheming cousin (Chloe Farnworth), and a group of black-market organ-trading criminals (Mick Foley, David Arquette, Dusty Warren) start a heist that could lead to their imminent demises.Fuck you. Looks kino.
don't mind me, just posting the best horror movie podcast.
>>203854038It is.
>>203853090where can in read this managa
>>203854203the spooky old library outside of townnear the abandoned quarry, overlooking the graveyard
>>203854229You're not funny
>>203854241oh damn
>>203854241I thought it was funny
>>203854271yes but you're also underage
>>203854281I wish
>>203854203https://archive.org/details/mari-eran-battalion-the-return-of-the-living-dead/mode/2up
>>203854203>In>ManagaESL moment>>203854241I think it's funny
stupid bitch
>>203850490Only boring people wouldn't get into D
>>203854053Buy an ad Zac, you fat fuck.
>>203854719yo stop disrespecting my boy
>>203854577D is great. Love Bloodlust. I'll read the books next October.
I think we can all agree on this
>>203854863Nah.
>>203854863
>>203854863pretty accurate with maybe some minor changes
>>203854863>no giant monster>no fantasy horror>no noir horror>no body horror>no comedy-horror>no children's horrorYou didn't even try.
>>203854905body horror is up topalso he named it horror comedy (??)
>>203854934Well now I am going to complain about the poor font and readability of this shit.
>>203854863Poor quality image and poor quality bait
>>203854957>>203854980Nigga really made a separate posts. Is this the type of stupid shit that always gets posted in a /hor/ thread at 4AM?
>>203841525Uhh can i say BASED
>>203855017>a separate postsSorry my post and that other guy's post made you cry anon.
>>203855017Not me, retard Sorry not everyone likes your shitty bait image
>>203855047>FFfag crying that his subgenre is for retards
>>203855065>CryingWhy are you projecting, anon?Also I wasn't even referring to FF, that whole chart is shit, but keep coping Also it likely is bait as you have posted this shit before https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/rDHxg9rZOcvkhocIk5jTbg/
>>203855047What exactly is even bait about it? No one would argue that classic monsters and body horror is usually towards the top while killer animal movies and torture porn is usually at the bottom. There's nothing that seems blatantly bait about it.
>>203855092Both posts were calling it shittily made and barely legible. Can you not even follow a reply chain?
Recommend me horror movies with these random themes
>>203855134>Both posts were calling it shittily made and barely legible.It's from tier maker, dumbass lmao. No one here made that shit from scratch. It's literally a preset as in, you could go and make your own right now. If you're going to complain about something so dumb, blame the person the who created the horror genre tier for the site itself.
>>203855149
>>203841299I just watched the original A Nightmare On Elm Street after about 5 years and it got me thinking. How would you do Freddy Krueger terrorizing a bunch of Gen Z teenagers? It's odd to me no new movie has been in development for over 15 years. Maika Monroe, Samara Weaving, Mike Flanagan and others have wanted to do one for years but it hasn't materialized. I'd love to see one made from the angle that Freddy was actually innocent but killed by the parents in an act of unjust vengeance and the kids didn't bother to stick up for him. It'd be a fresh new angle.
>>203855188>How would you do Freddy Krueger terrorizing a bunch of Gen Z teenagers?calls them the wrong gender
>>203855181Oh sorry I hurt your feelings. Sure lets blame those other guys if it makes your feelings better.
>>203855188Zoomers would be more scared by Kelly Rowland
>>203855203>no rebuttalcry more you insecure faggot LMAO
>>203855181>Blame the person who created the horror genre tier for the site itselfAnd blame any retard who uses the shitty template and expects people to take it seriouslyAlso, reposting the same exact poor quality image multiple times with the same exact text won't make people take your more seriously retard. Nobody wants your India-tier quality garbage here
>>203855218>no rebuttalWell yeah I was agreeing with you not debating you. Even apologizing for hurting your feelings.
>>203855188Peter Jackson had a script for Freddy about kids no longer fearing him and going on purpose to his dimension to bully him until one of them accidentally dies so he gains back power due to the kids fearing again they can die. It would've been great having an older englum for this.
>>203855188Also, a difference between NOES and Halloween is NOES is closely tied to Robert Englund. They already tried a reboot and it didn't go well.
>>203855194There really is no way to do Freddy in a new remake made in this day and age. Hell, you have the demented weirdos who can't stand when a) women are maimed and hurt or, god forbid, sexualized b) the monster/murderer is politically incorrect to the sensibilities of nobodies on social media and c) when the movie doesn't feature some heavy handed gay/woman/whatever allegory. It's fucked.
>>203855227Imagine seething over image quality unironically
>>203854882What a cute horror character
>>203855256I've said before and I stand by that their only chance at replacing England is Depp.
>>203855256>a difference between NOES and Halloween is NOES is closelyanother difference is Elm Street has a bunch of fun sequels. Every Halloween sequel outside of III is complete dogshit.
>>203855256Cast Jim Carrey
>>203855268>Saars PLEASE let me post barely readable garbage and PLEASE don't laugh at me You post garbage, you get treated like garbage. Simple as
>>203854882How much do they show up in the movie? A lot or is it like 90 minutes set up and one scene at the end of the actual frogmen?
>>203855249Realistically, who can play Krueger? I can't think of a single young or even 30's character actor with immense acting ability and screen charisma.>>203855256Englund would be the first to back a new actor as Freddy but the problem is, there's no one out there. Can you name one? I certainly can't. What did you guys think of Jackie Early Haley? I thought he was decent. Not that bad. He had some moments where he showed he could do it but most of it was spend being a generic slasher.
>>203855297make your own then instead of bitching like child LMAO
>>203855300Frogman shows up for a quick scene in the beginning, and then he shows up again multiple times for the last half hour or so
>>203855306Skarsgard maybe, would have been a star pull rather than a no-name. he's playing Nosferatu though so will be over-exposed in horror.
>>203855338Just stop.
>>203841327Unironically looks like my mom
>>203855315>77 minute movieAlright. Half an hour plus a beginning scene is an acceptable amount. Will watch
>>203855346stop what
>>203855338His Pennywise was very poor, he had no presence. The directing carried most of the scenes he was in. I thought that first IT was very enjoyable in the theater but the second was such crap. Not to mention what they did to Richie and Eddie which was unnecessary, to say the least.
>>203855314>Make your ownThat's what you should have done instead of using that barely readable template. Again, post garbage, get treated like garbage. Simple as. Now stop seething and deal with it
>>203855149Morality Mask Daughter is the name of my band.>>203855349Want a stepdad?
>>203855188ANOES doesn’t need a remake or a “new angle”, it needs an original continuity sequel.
I watched The Mask with Jim Carrey then read a few issues of the original comic book and I feel like it's such a damn shame the original plans for the '94 film to be a horror slasher in the vein of Freddy and Jason went to hell when the director didn't care to adapt the comic books at all. Do you forsee Blumhouse or whatever picking this property up and making The Mask into a horror icon? The concept of a maniacal murderer who operates on cartoon physics would make for a great film. Within a reasonable budget.
>>203855372You mean a direct sequel to 1 or a continuation of 1 and 3? What do you mean, exactly?
freddy origin story prequel where we see Freddy's mother being raped by the 100 prison maniacs maniacs
>>203855399We already have a horrific and nightmarish The Mask movie, it's called Son of the Mask
>>203855358Should have casted Evan Peters instead (who I mistook him for in the first place...kek)
>>203855399>The concept of a maniacal murderer who operates on cartoon physics would make for a great film.I do agree that's an interesting premise. It's a simple Wishmaster style formula where you just watch it for a bunch of wacky kills.You should sell that to Jason Blum.
>>203855408>Compilation of Freddy's mom being raped by 100 prisoners >Just as she gets done with the 99th one, she thinks the 100th will be just as easy>The 100th walks in>Eminem starts playing>It's Grandma>Freddy's Mom yells "OH N-">Cuts to Grandma raping faster than Eminem
>>203855412True lol but I really do think it would be a fascinating venture into horror. Obviously, you can't have a big budget but you can make his cartoony behaviour work with an over-expressive actor like Carrey and minimal CGI and/or digital trickery to display his powers. Make it like that Joker movie where Stanley Ipkiss is this mental loner who wants payback on the world for ignoring him all his life and he stumbles on that magic green mask. Put a few attractive teenagers as foil and you have a box office kicker. I thought of this the other day and it's such a fun concept, I might just write the script myself out of sheer fascination.
Is she the definitive scream queen of Gen Z?
>>203855306scarlet johansen
>>203855484She's the definitive queen of /hor/
>>203855484I've never seen a piece of drier dogshit than fucking Longlegs. The marketing guys alone are responsible for the box office earnings because brother what a dogshit film. It didn't do anything interesting or notable and was a waste of time besides Maika being cute.
>>203855306You could technically have a noes movie without him with some other psycho gaining his dream powers and using Krueger just for reference
Screaming Mad George is a based freakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRK5Je0ssmI&t
>>203855406A sequel to FVJ. If the events of FVJ happen before Freddy’s Dead, a new sequel can slide in between FVJ and Freddy’s dead. If FVJ takes place after Freddy’s Dead then just a straightforward sequel. Freddy’s Dead is supposed to be Freddy dying for real and for all eternity with no way of coming back. Alternatively FD can just be retconned.
>>203855349>>203855366based anon with a hot gilf mom
I honestly don't think Freddy needs anymore movies and think that we should instead create new slasher franchises instead of milking old franchises
>>203855414>Evan PetersI'm surprised he hasn't been a bigger name
>>203855513I don't know. A NOES movie without Krueger would require for you to come up with an equally interesting character to justify such a massive and ballsy change of direction. But it's probably better because hanging on to Krueger and Englund would doom the franchise to memberberry slop, anyway. Not a bad idea, anon. it's probably the best way to approach a NOES reboot.
>>203855306Didn't Englund endorse Zack Ward as the actor he wanted to take over Freddy?
>>203855552Are there even any new slashers being created?>inb4 Art the Clownderivative VOD type schlock. I mean real slashers that are creative and fresh.
>>203855513Why not just find a young actor who facially resembles Robert Englund and have him play Freddy?
>>203855572>Zack WardPostal meets NoES? Holy KINO
>>203855498Come on, she ain’t even in the top 10.
>>203855583Cause modern castings are awful, you could find the perfect actor and Hollywood would refuse to use it like that Harrison Ford lookalike
>>203855596Great, now I can sign his petition in my dreams!
>>203855583I think that anon's suggestion of doing a new dream slasher in a similar vein to Freddy would be wiser. You can't outdo Englund and having some other guy come in and get flak because let's face it he will get flak if he isn't somehow pitch perfect beyond belief. But then again, at that point, just make a new franchise.
>>203855573Art the Clown.
>>203855597>t. Homer sexual
>>203855572Zack Ward would make a great Freddy but the problem is he’s 54 years old and would only have a small window to play Freddy before he gets too old for the job as well.
>>203855583It's more about the voice. Same with Chucky, Brad Dourif is one of a kind. And Doug Bradley, even though his is downtuned I think.
>>203855531i dont think ANYONE is going to see a new nightmare on elm street movie regardless of quality or premise if it gets out that the new movie is ignoring the events of Freddy's Dead! The Final Nightmareit would be unwise to underestimate the fervent, passionate love the general public has for that film, and disrespecting it, well... that's well nigh unthinkable
>>203855484>>203855498Maika said she wants to do a Nightmare on Elm Street movie. She can play the lead and I can play Freddy.
>>203855651This but unironically
>2024>still no movie about a tranny killing the doctors that cut of his dick ala basket caseCmon, this thing writes itself
>>203855573In a Violent Nature
>>203855671We do have tranny slashers already, just not with that exact plotSee: Sleepaway Camp and Dressed to Kill
>>203855671Horror movies don't have independent soul. It's all controlled.
>>203855664if you are still thinking in terms of ironic versus unironic then you are clearly not at a place where you can truly appreciate Freddy's Dead! The Final Nightmarei suggest you work on yourself and revisit the film
>>203855399This is actually pretty smart and would make a lot of money. I can see the Mask itself also being quite the marketing gimmick. But good fucking luck finding an actor half as charismatic as Carrey who can also terrify people when he goes berserk. That's a tall order. But the idea itself is very smart. Good one, anon.
>>203855651You jest but it is in fact impossible to make a new NOES and ignore FVJ, and it’s hard to explain how Freddy got stuck in Hell in FVJ without Freddy’s Dead and the JGTH cameo.
Gonna make a new thread.
>>203855693What do you meant by that? I think I understand you but I want you to explain further.
New>>203855728>>203855728>>203855728>>203855720Too late, mothafucka
>>203855731>>203855731>>203855731
>>203855651Freddy's dead is awful pal, worst in the series
This movie disappointed me. It has such great sequences and ideas but it being a Spanish language film ruined it for me. I can't take this fucking language seriously. How am I supposed to soak in the atmosphere and the story when they're talking like that? If there is a film that should get remade, it's this one. I just can't fucking take it seriously when they're talking like AYY CARAMBA. Is it just me?
>>203855739The remake and 5 are worse
>>203855733>/hor/ - Black Horror GeneralNot posting in a nigga gimmick thread.
>>203855741Kys moron
>>2038557435 isn't worse by any metric
>>2038557765 = BoringFreddy's Dead = Funny and not boring
>>203855764I didn't even find the film to be bad and the story was great but I don't like the language. Kicker? I'm not even American and can understand Spanish.
>>203855733>>203855734AWWWW I CAN'T TELL WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ONE AND WHICH IS THE EVIL TWIN
>>203855733Ignore this.>>203855734Go to this.
>>203855729Horror movies don't get made without at least one executive board funding and watching over the production.Even the "indie films" are like this now. Terrifier managed to get away from this via forming their own production company Dark Age Cinema.
>>203855799>>203855808Diane Franklin or niggas? Hmm though decision…
>>203855873Diane Franklin but if she was a nigga (the netflix remake)
>>203855764the main character literally cries out "!ay caramba!" multiple times throughout and its distracting and lame
>>203844061Iria.
>>203856278I don't remember it
>>203849272>>203849236Everyone loves Sarah Gadon
>>203856572SARAH GADON I LOVE YOU
>>203850255Nice, downloaded these last year.