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Bleh!
the first episode of Forbidden Files particularly I think is worth a watch (only like 6m long, breddy good for 1989)https://pastebin.com/xNxehg57
The last 15 minutes of Dagon are so fucking good.
>>203870220Blehbara Cravmpton!
>>203870220Is that anon's mom?
>>203867659Extremely based. Hope you enjoy it, anon!
>>203870255Adding to the list.
>>203870262
>>203870255>the lastthe entire film is fucking good you prick
>>203870315It’s her.
Hop in losers we're watching They Livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ7Jy_7TajY
>>203870340Based.
Yeah I agree, Night Swim was pretty bland
>>203870336Since we're coming off the amytincest thread, i think one of the reasons i love Harper so much is that she has similar features to my mom (very pale face with big brown eyes and dark brown hair).
>5 more days until October
>>203870155I remember this one being decent.
>>203870716I liked this movie a lot
>>203866529>Messiah of EvilNiiiice. Can't believe this one came out in 1973, it looks so good! And the borderline psychedelic soundtrack/sound design only added to the comfiness.
>>203870716It's fine for the genre but it's exactly the same as every other one
>36°C (96,8°F) here right now/hor/ for this feeling?
>>20387098394 here anon, not comfy at all
>>203870959You're pretty much right, but I have a soft spot for them. Anything that looks semi-watchable really. Especially the Blackwell Ghost series.
>>203871068And i have no ac, i'm dying.
>>203870716>decentIt's a /hor/ and /ff/ staple, you cannot convince me otherwise. >>203870983Hills Have Eyes.
>>203871368Original or remake?
>>203871368I look like this, drink Monster, and own a pistol very similar to that one
>>203864826She looks like she’s around 5 feet tall, that’s probably why.
>>203871397Remake is such bad taste it's hard not to rec it over the OG which tries but doesn't really follow through on the premise. Given the miserable heat, you'll want the remake.
Tales from the CryptMasters of HorrorFear ItselfCreepshowCabinet of Curiosities What other comfy horror anthology shows are there?
>>203871627Monsters, Tales from the Darkside.
>>203871627Night Galleryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Vw-w-kQUM
>>203871566I've seen both, many many years ago, i remember liking the remake better.
>>203870716>MUSIC?!
Reccomend me horror movies where men get raped/sexually assaulted by women
I'm watching through my Hooptober list (it started on Sept 15) and tonight's films will be The Visitor and Transylvania 6-5000, both first time watches
>>203870644Based Freudposter. She’s quite stunning, isn’t she? Someone on /ck/ once told me Jess unironically looks like their mother which was pretty damn funny. It weirds me out how much Babs looks like my mom in that one pic though
>>203871627Tales From The CryptkeeperAre You Afraid Of The DarkGoosebumpsFreaky StoriesGrizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids
>>203871801
Why do so many horror movies have a white woman getting blacked?
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>>203872008because it's a horror movie
>>203872036Reminds me of these things. How long do you think we will have to wait to see Terrifier 3 hit streaming services?
>>203872036The Terrifier 3 popcorn bucket looks awful too, what the FUCK is this
might fuck around and watch all 1,225 episodes of Dark Shadows
>when your brother finally gives in to your constant demands for octopussy
Best horror movie about how no woman will ever love you?
>>203872214May
>>203872177Addams Family is betterer. But you do you, bro.
>>203871627
>>203872176>bigass popcorn “vessel” holds like a handful of popcorn
>>203870716I didn't like it.
>>203872288all the terrifier merch looks like repurposed temuslop
Ok, recs let's go.
>>203871627Night VisionsThe Twilight Zone (80's version) (mixed H/non-HThe Twilight Zone (00's version) (mixed?)DarkroomHammer House Of HorrorRay Bradbury Theater (mixed H/non-H)00's TZ might have some potentially proto woke stuff but it's got sequels and remakes of classic stuff,
>>203872709>The Twilight Zone (00's versionDo not watch this, is terrible.
>>203872555Black Mountain SideHauntSocietyClose Calls
>>203872748NTA But I thought they were decent. Not the best but I didn't regret watching them. There was a few pretty good episodes.
>>203871900Much better than having ugly moms, anon, imo.
>>203872785I couldn't even finish it, usually anthology stuffnis very hit or miss and i'm aware of that, but that was ALL misses.
>>203872177As someone who just finished watching all of them, I have some thoughts for you.The initial 100 episodes was written by the very talented Art Wallace, who would also write a show bible for the other writers to follow for future ideas going forward. These episodes are pretty fantastic (some of my favorite), but keeps the paranormal aspects VERY restrained.Quickly after Wallace left, you get one of the worst early arcs of the show, involving David's mom. From then on the show has many peaks and valleys. Sometimes I question if it was worth watching every episode, but now I know specifically which arcs I loved.Barnabus (the guy the show is known for) starts out great but I eventually came to hate him being around.
>>203872823Only one I couldn't finish was the one that came out a few years ago.
>>203870926Hot babes being eaten by zombies in desolate public places in the middle of the night is a recipe for kino.
Women are so repulsive and disgusting
>>203871801midsommar
>>203871801Siren
>>203873049Not rape
>>203872238I love Addams Family but when I tried to watch it from start to finish, I quickly grew tired of how formulaic it was.
>>203872968
>>203872855desu I was fucking around BUT I did make a foray into the show during the pandemic and it sounds like my impression of the first ~200 episodes or so was the same. the sustained atmosphere of mystery in those first 100 episodes is incredible and the whole thing serves as a real eye-opener to what TV was capable of back then. unfortunately I really started to burn out once the supernatural elements hit the forefront even though it still had its moments. what'd you think of the show's transition to color? obviously I never got that far but I always wondered if it suffered from that change
>>203872749>Black Mountain SideI recall starting and stopping this several times when it came out on VOD. Never got past the first 20 minutes. It struck me as a thriller/survivalist type movie. Can you confirm for me, without giving spoilers, if there is a rewarding spooky or scary interesting payoff?
>>203872748Yeah, that was kinda questionable hence the disclaimer. I didn't watch much of it but I remember it having some ok ones.
>>203873228Not a thriller at all imo. A little bit of survival. Def worth a watch. It's pretty spooky especially if you live near woods and even more so if those woods have deer.
>>203873177Happy to see that there is a fellow appreciator of the earlier episodes. It's crazy to me that some streaming services split off the series in "pre-Barnabus" and "post-Barnabus" sections.>my impression of the first ~200 episodes or so Did you burn out around the arc involving the blackmail of Elizabeth Stoddard? I almost had trouble getting through that. Funnily, that is right before Barnabus' debut, which picked up my interest again for a while.>what'd you think of the show's transition to color?It was kind of cool at first, but I quickly realized that the transition to color killed what little gothic and gloomy feel was left of the show. A lot of the dresses they wore during those times were quite colorful, and many of the actors looked better in black and white (Barnabus and Carolyn)
>>203873286So is there any supernatural, demonic, spiritual or occult angle or just atmospheric spookiness set within our laws of science and nature? And also not a slasher film?
>>203870220
>>203873515Not a slasher. There is supernatural/spiritual/science spookies
>>203872749>Black Mountain SideI really liked that
>>203870689I'm looking forward to it so I can start my yearly binge, at least one a day. I think last year I watched like 45
>>203873600Based. Throwing it in the list.
>>203872177Watched the Depp movie last night followed by Scary Movie 3. Of the 2, Depp's was better.
>>203873489>It's crazy to me that some streaming services split off the series in "pre-Barnabus" and "post-Barnabus" sections.even the DVDs did that by splitting up all the pre-Barnabus stuff into "Dark Shadows: The Beginning" which makes it sound like a later prequel. really dumb I might have actually been deeper in than 200 episodes. the last plots I remember are Maggie being kidnapped and some doctor showing up to help her (I think?) who knows, I may pick it back up again some time. I was always curious about the various time travel plots that come in later.that was unfortunately what I figured for the addition of color. my impression of '60s/70s TV is that its use of color tends towards the garish and I also can't imagine the production design of a show with such a low budget holding up without the kind of tricks you can pull with black and white.
>>203873979>I was always curious about the various time travel plots that come in later.Looking back, they were often the stronger plots of the show (which is probably why they ended up relying a bit too heavily on them). The very first travel into the past (starting on episode 365) is probably the strongest one, but also introduces my least favorite character in the entire series (Peter Bradford, and the actor in general).The problem that persisted with most of the series is that they would come up with a great initial idea, only to have it fall apart midway through, then they'd quickly wrap it up so they can run off to the next idea.You should consider picking it up again some day. You'll get to see some interesting characters like Angelique (who ends up outstaying her welcome, but the initial plot was good), Nicholas Blair (great actor), Quentin, and Count Petofi (Thayer David's best character, ridiculous wig though)
>>203874329>literally the first image to show up on duckduckgo if you search "nick frost shawn of the dead"Sometimes, the world ain't so bad.
>>203874513Oh, also want to mention that my least favorite plot was the frankenstein crap (Adam). Absolute dogshit that almost made me quit.
>>203874329>>203874591Kek
I'd do, maybe, a top 40 list of best horror films of all time. But I'm not doing a top 10. Can't do it.
>>203874770go ahead, I'm waiting
Feel free to talk to us and our kids.
>>203874513>they would come up with a great initial idea, only to have it fall apart midway through, then they'd quickly wrap it up so they can run off to the next idea.the only other "soap" i've ever watched is Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman and it was very much the same experience - an incredibly strong 130 episode run followed by the same kind of peak-and-valley fumbling for ideas. this is also basically my mother's description of watching Days of Our Lives for like...fifty fucking years so I guess it just comes with the territory of having to produce an extraordinary amount of material almost nonstop. I look back on watching DS fondly though so maybe one of these days. there's something really fascinating about the soap format even though I need it to have a little something "extra." of course any TV show starts to feel like a part of your life after awhile but the effect is exacerbated to a wild extent when it's sustained over such huge periods of time and often in a nearly glacial manner
Come visit the Halloween General too if you haven't.>>>/x/38897500
>>203873228it was good but just ended abruptly like they ran out of money
>>203875086/x/ gives me too much of a headache. It's like everyone is always yelling over there.
>>203875636It's a strange place.
>>203875636They are a much more earnest bunch. They don’t hide behind much irony when explaining things that may sound schizophrenic to most people. I dig it
>>203875636That's just the hex placed on the board. Drink some water.
>>203874901You can. I will.
Why are horror movies so comfy?
>>203877031His voice is so cool.
>>203875076You might find Passions interesting if you can get access to it. Largely conventional but they added a lot of weird stuff to it reminiscent of DS from the get-go.
This thread is sorta slow tonight compared to recent nights. Everyone must be watching movies!
>>203877570Very true.
I'm watching anything but horror until October
>>203878611Throw in some family Halloween movies and some classic sci-fi into your October watchlist and then you can fit some horror watches into September too.
>>203875086Real Horror?https://youtu.be/vPlcbj6NiFw
I dont know if its because of the better cameras they used, the color grading, or just the fact that they got a new special effects team on board or what, but the gore in Saw X was on a whole other level compared to the older films like 3D and the more obvious fake blood they used. Something about the leg sawing trap just made me really grossed out.It was also really great of them to bring back Tobin Bell and other returning cast members outside of just keeping them to flashbacks. I do kind of wish that it could have a bit shorter though, the pacing really does slow down quite a bit in the second half, but it had a fuck win awesome twist to make up for it. I'm just worried that Saw 11 won't live up to this and that X was just a fluke.
/lit/fag here. Just dropping in to let you know the entire board shits on and mocks Stephen King and considers him a disgrace to writing.I encourage you people to share the same sentiment.
Has anyone seen The Strain?
>>203878823Almost everyone agrees that King film adaptations are better than anything he's done himself.
>>203870220>still gets her tits out in her 60sbased
Pure kino
This was such a fun movie, it was basically an un-official Creepshow sequel.
>>203879085It basically is official, because Romero created Tales from the Darkside. He just didn't have the backing of the producers of Creepshow at the time, so he came up with a new name.Cat's Eye is another Creepshow-esque movie to check out.
>>203872113Holy shit, I haven't thought about those things in 20 years
Movie about a painter going camping with his buddies but it goes wrong. The painter/protag is in the middle of painting a portrait but he can't get the face right, so it's blank. The blank faced painting is also the poster.What is the name of the movie?
>>203878849Some episodes, but the coff started as they were running the 3rd season - it got too real.
>>2038787923D has weird blood compared to all the other Saw movies.
>>203878894Stephen King doesn't agree
>>203879537He is gay.
>>203879171What about this?
I wish there were 35mm horror screenings in my areahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58pRXjvzHv4
>>203879913Used to love those I Spy books.If any of you anons remember these Scholastic book fair monster books then you're truly based. These helped nurture my interest in horror as a kid.
Should I be embarrassed if my taste in films is literally just horror shlock?
>>203880016Example of the contents of these books.
>>203879913I had the PC game as a kid. Some of my earliest memories using a computer.>enter if you dare>you're in for a scare
>>203880016>>203880072
>>203880120
>>203880016for me it was these
>>203880023You're definitely not alone, but we are a lonely group of people for a reason.
>>203880158Looks comfy.
>>203880232
Man, american halloween culture is so comfy, it makes me sad that i missed out on it as a kid.
>>203870716The ending is very underwhelming, but other than that the movie is ok.
>>203880101I think maybe I played the Halloween one but I’m not so sure..I mainly remember this one.
In the Poughkeepsie Tapes, the camera guy is the killer, right?
>>203878823I consider most SK books like 80's B movies. Sure they're not high quality, but there is a feeling to them I can't find anywhere else so from time to time I indulge myself with them
>>203880343>Man, american halloween culture is so comfyIt really is. Every year I was always waiting for October so all the decorations would go up and the Halloween specials would start playing on tv.
>>203880409Tell me more about number 1, 3, 4 and 7
>>203880343It used to be comfy for me, but now my neighborhood is filled with orcs.
>>203880691But as a kid you still enjoyed it a lot, i would have loved it as a kid, october for me was just october.
>>203880691Mexicans like Halloween. Enough of them came up to my neighborhood from the south side that I actually ran out of candy last year. They also started late as fuck, like 9 o'clock.
>mention to friend that I’m looking forward to October for Halloween season>”why?”>tell him I’m gonna watch a horror movie everyday and it’ll be fun>”you can do that any time of year, why does it matter that it’s October?”How do I respond without sounding mad?
>>203880874Based Mexicans, respect to them for appreciating our traditions.
>>203880904"It's not the same, anon, like having christmas food outside of christmas, it's still gonna be good, but doesn't feel the same"
>>203880609>CaviarBasically melds ideas of Pizzagate, occultism and Project Bluebeam. The effects are pretty cheesy but I'm guessing the film had next to no budget so it's easily excusable. >Kill ListSome ex-military hitmen get hired to kill off a few high-value targets and get tangled up with a shadowy cult. Overall good movie but the characters' speech is often hard to understand because it's a britbong film and characters will talk with heavy slurred accents, innit cuppa worrer m8>The Wicksboro IncidentFound-footage. In the 50s an entire town disappears and decades later one witness surfaces to tell about what happened. The cast soon has to go on the run from glowies who are hunting them.>The Pizzagate MassacreCrime-thriller/horror with some comedic elements. A militia guy and his filmmaker friend go to investigate a Comet Pingpong-esque restaurant because of Pizzagate-like rumors. It sort of satirizes Pizzagate, but at the same time it doesn't really because of the ending which ends up validating the conspiracy theory.
>>203880904Tell him it's comfier in October.
>>203880904"It's more fun in October"
>>203880914Based neighbors for having a better decoration budget than me. I had a wooden sign on my garage door, some bone chimes hanging in my tree and a gruesome human head jack o lantern in the window and that's it. One of my neighbors decorated go karts and sent his kids out to ride them up and down the block, and had probably a quarter of all the animatronics they sell at spirit.
>>203880979It's the thought that counts and any amount of decorating is good, but maybe use it as encouragement to go harder this year. Get a skeleton or a spooky scarecrow or something. Help make your neighborhood extra comfy.
>>203880904Is your friend autistic? Genuine question.
>>203881074I have some ideas, but I also have a baby now so we're down to one income holding up the house like atlas. I don't like lights, but I have a bunch of Halloween buckets that I'll probably put lights in to let more people know they can come to my door, that'll be cheap. I might have enough towels to do a bodybag, too. I had an elaborate idea to turn my front porch into a crystal lake cabin, but I don't even have half the tools I'd need, and I gotta get a hedge trimmer before that anyways.
>>203880874>Mexicans like Halloween.Isn't Halloween and Día de Muertos basically the same thing?
>>203881178>I have a bunch of Halloween buckets that I'll probably put lights in to let more people know they can come to my door, that'll be cheap.That's a good idea.
>>203881230They're on different days, though. They double dip.
>The Meg>visual effects supervisor Adrian De WetKek.
>>203881231Come to think of it, I have a bunch of glow sticks stashed away. Hopefully they're not too expired.
Is F13 Part 2 the one with the most attractive cast?Every guy looks like a gigachad
>>203881156I don’t think so, if anything I’m for sure more autistic than he is. He just doesn’t really ever have much holiday spirit. I remember I gave him some socks one year for Christmas and he seemed really weirded out by it. Dude always had holes in his socks so idk I thought it was nice
>>203870716It's so kino.
Is 480p the best quality that you can find online for Tales From the Darkside?
>>203881865I saw Tales from the Darkside episodes airing on actual TV last October and they were standard definition.
>>203881865Should be. I don't think the series has ever had a bluray release.
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Best 60s stuff? For me they're hit-or-miss, because when they're boring, they're REALLY boring. Here are my favorites:>Eyes Without a FaceFucking FANTASTIC movie. Very macabre for its time (IYKYK) and holds a tension throughout. This movie was also pre-Hays code, so they could get away with more.>Pyscho.Amazing. Speaks for itself.>Spider BabyFun movie. Includes demented chicks before that was even a horror trope.>The Devil Rides OutGood for its cinematography, if anything.>Black Sunday.Alright. Liked the gothic vibes.>Hammer DraculaSeen all of them, like them all. Dracula Has Risen From His Grave is my favorite.Others I've seen:>Carnival of Souls>Black Sabbath>Onibaba>The Cremator
>>203882136You haven't seen Peeping Tom yet?Also the Hays Code started in the 30s and Eyes Without a Face is well into Hays era. The thing is that it's a French movie and the Hays Code was for American productions, so it didn't matter.
>>203882136Blind Beast
Very disappointed with this one. I'm a big fan of Jean Rollin and I had heard Jesus Franco offered similar fare. I found little charm in this one, though. People gush about how psychedelic, psychological and beautiful this one is but I found it largely dull and sometimes even ugly. Very little happens in this movie and much of it makes no sense, which I would be willing to completely forgive or ignore if it had the dreamy charm and flare of a Jean Rollin film (let's take The Iron Rose as a prime example), but it doesn't. The surrealism and psychedelia feel forced, the music is terrible, even the setting does nothing to contribute to the overall effect. It's just a series of images that Franco seems to have put little thought into. Even Rollin's most disjointed films are better. I hate to be completely dismissive, but I get the feeling people only like this because Soledad Miranda is a very beautiful woman and has an undeniable bit of magnetism about her. I'll still take Jean Rollin and Brigitte Lahaie over Jesus Franco and Soledad Miranda, though.
>>203882321I've found the majority of people calling something psychedelic just mean as interesting as staring at a lava lamp.
>>203882385I've seen some very good films described as psychedelic such as All the Colors of the Dark, so I guess I expected something more. Vampyros Lesbos doesn't have the aesthetic cohesiveness or the flare of a movie like All the Colors of the Dark (nor the intrigue and tension).
>>203882500I'm not saying they don't exist. Just that I see people use psychedelic and surreal as cope for boring a lot.
>>203882321Yeah it's just plain boring.>>203882222Hey man, nice on you for explaining to the guy about the Hays code instead of just laughing and calling him a retard which is what /film/ (and i actually) would do.
We need more Chabert horrors.
>>203882665Trans or jewish?
>>203882799Neither..just talented.
>>203882799zoomzoom detected>>203882665pitch some horror ideas to Hallmark
>>203882957But anon, they already have Hallmark Horror....not really
>>203882957>>203883061There is actually Hallmark horror
Just finished All Hallows Eve with the gf. I dunno I think they've established Art the Clown up there with Jason, Freddy & Michael Myers.>inb4 shillFuck you guys we liked it.>captcha voorhees
>>203883394Hi Damien
>>203883394with art, they married the silent type of jason and michael with the humor of freddy. it's pretty good.
>>203883394In all seriousness, it is annoying that the series now has the "industry plant" status amongst some jackasses. It's just a fun little splatterfest that makes for a nice contrast next to A24 and Jordan Peele films at the theatres.
>>203879913Now THIS takes me back to 1st/2nd grade.
>>203870155>>203870224For anyone that watched this, what was the deal with the two families that lived next to each other?
>>203883617Modern 4chan has this mentality of "excess gore = jewish subversion". That is why splatterfests get looked down upon by them.
>>203878823I prefer Bentley Little.
>>203883688>Modern 4chan has this mentality of "excess gore = jewish subversion"If that's true then some of you guys are retarded.
>>203883100Lifetime had a bunch they used to air in October.
>>203870716so did he stick his dick in the ghost stalking him or not
>>203870889YOU FUCKING BITCH!!
>>203883630
>>203883688That's a shame, but I'm not quite sure where the "excess gore = jewish subversion" connection comes from outside of maybe The Boys? I think its more likely that because this site is now Twitter screencap material, excess fake movie gore to modern day newfags is "UGH LIKE OH MY GOD I LITTERALLY CANNOT EVEN".They need to lay off their hate of Art, he's just a funny guy.
>>203872400the action figure is cool tho
>>203872176Absolutely absurd. The kind of aliexpress knockoff device that gets a recall after it kills a child in a freak accident.
>>203884005Eli Roth is very jewish
>>203884164Roth is based. Hostel and Cabin Fever are comfykinos.
>>203884180I was just pointing out places you where trying to connect dots with. Clearly you understand Roth and gore, but you missed how Roth is very very jewish. One of the most jewish directors in horror.
Tell me some Halloween appropriate food to round out my diet this October.>candy>pumpkin >sweet potato I don't think I can live off only these.
>>203882136All of Vincent Price's films of course.>The Haunting (kinooooo)>Night of the Living Dead>Viy>Kwaidan (long and slow, but beautiful)>Targets (half is ok, half is incredible and ahead of it's time)>Yokai Monsters: 100 Monsters (drags in the middle but I loved the rest)
>>203884279Whatever you do don't eat a bat.
>>203883061>>203883100Makes me too horny. It won't work.
>>203883394the ending is the best fourth wall breaking scene in horror. actually made me want to look behind me.
>>203884180Cabin Fever was not comfy for me because it plays hard on germophobia
I literally have bats living in my apartment attic. “Federally protected” my ass…
>>203870220I vant to suck your teets
>>203884279You should try a japanese sweet potato sometime. I love them more than normal sweet potatoes. Just wrap them in foil and bake them at 220 celsius/425 fahrenheit for an hour and a half. Yum!This is also the time of year when people are eating their freshly picked apple harvests. I am baking some apple pies with my apples. Apples and cinnamon are the taste of Autumn. I guess you could have cider too.Corn is also very much an October food (corn mazes!)
>>203870889Ugly SLUT
>>203880072he's literally me
>>203871801Succubus (2024)There's a Russian film with the same title that also came out this year, if you download any releases with Amazon in the filename then you'll know you got the right one.
>>203880016I read this as a kid
>>203884719Oh, and these too obviously
>>203884814>Leprechauns don't play basketballI can't believe Disney stole this idea.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1emk0LMPu-8
>How about I play some ball with you nigg-
>>203884814>leprechauns don't play basketballI've seen one rap and smoke weed, so I'm not so sure.
>>203870716
>>203884719>BunniculaThat title made me laugh way more than it should, i feel retarded.
alright, about to watch a rec from the last thread
any super low budget recos?bad cgi gator was goodsomething like that, or more sincere
>>203884549Rachel Cook is too pretty for b movies, shame on Hollywood for sleeping on so many instagram qts
>>203885652for me it's Devil Storybut there's a pretty big difference between old school low budget and new-school digital stuff
>>203885701She does a good job here, so I can see her getting more roles down the line.
>>203885715either way is goodi was thinking newer stuff along those lines would be less likely to get reco'd than older/classicseither is good
>>203885715i like that digital is more accessible to average people but film is 100% superior always everytime
>>203885652The Coffin Joe movies. They cost less than what a McDonald's worker makes in a month.
Is there an actual horror movie with a unicorn or did Cabin in the Woods just pull that out its ass?
>>203886099Except for Cabin in the Woods and Get Out, I love all of these movies. Still haven't watched Hereditary and Only Lovers Left Alive.Overall I can understand why they aggravate a certain type of ordinary joe since some ppl see horror and comedy as obligatory providers of certain prepackaged reactions: le scare, le funny, both of which are ofc subjective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK832KlASXkThis series is what Halloween Resurrection should've been.
>>203886145https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/27361-black-moon
>>203886185this is whiteface
This is a movie.I recommend watching it.
>>203886249that barely countsthe unicorn only kills like 3 or 4 people and its mostly off screenthe fight scene at the ending was good i just didn't know it was legal to film stuff like that back then
>>203886332What if Michael identified as a transracial white man?
>>203886489>He wanted on screen live action unicorn goring
>>203886489I want a full length merman film.the blood fountain part was great.
>>203886427cover looks cool anyway. there needs to be more mid-sized giant demons, monsters etc.
>>203872176the phrase 'NGMI' was invented to describe people who are invested in movie popcorn vessels, just saying
>>203886099whoever made this is completely mentally ill> horror movies don't have to be scarynice made up strawman lmao. Nobody says that shit except for post ironic memers trying to make you sound mad (and succeeding)
>>203886489>i just didn't know it was legal to film stuff like that back thenWhat?
>>203886635>hunky beach dude all the women crave is actually a bloodthristy merman that tears the unsuspecting women to pieces at nightThe clickbait articles LITERALLY write themselves.
Beezel (2024) is officially worth a watch. it's not a found footage, but has a found footage influence and you'll like it if you're a ff fan.if you liked Oddity, Witch in the Window, VHS, kind of thing you'll dig it.
>>203882136posting one of the best ghost movies ever
>>203884005It seems some gore is "Jewish subversion", but oddly enough it's usually not horror movie gore (Outside of a few instances like Eli Roth)It's usually capeshit/action slop like The Boys, Gen V, Inglorious Bastards, etc. Something about shit like this feels way different from most horror films too, it's the opposite of comfy.
You fuckers are reading this right? The master speaks:>>203886351
>>203887231>It would have been titled John Carpenter's Stephen King's ITkek
damn imagine They Live starring James Hetfield
I can't tell if this is a shitpost movie
H-Halloween 2 bros.........
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>>203887333So much info, feels and sovl in a few paragraphs
>>203887231>The masterDisdain is all I feel for you, anon.
Halloween 4 bros we won
>>203887353Well he's right, the movie has some good kills but it really is completely unnecessary sequelitis.
>>203887398that was a kino moment
He approves of Halloween 3 too
>>203887391I can't even feel that you, random who gives a shit. You're not fit to lick Carpenter's shoe soles
here's the account for those interestedhttps://letterboxd.com/john_carpenter/>gives a 5/5 to CFTBLBASED
>>203887435>yeah man, I only made these movies for the money, lmaoWhen you're done stroking out, consider respecting the very words of your "master". Lmao.
>>203887462It's called being self-effacing: something only true geniuses can pull off. His comments vary a lot from movie to movie and he describes several as passion projects, but as I said you're outside looking in. Now go and make a bitter/envious youtube review about it
>>203887449>original fly 5/5>fly remake 4/5based
not like this foggers
>>203887353>they paid me more money than I had ever seen>I spent it on beersLiterally me
kek
He's a Suspiria chad
match his freak
>>203887425What does he think of RZH?
>>203887610we already know he hates them because of the interviews he's done, said it ruined MMs character of just being an ordinary dude with an ordinary build
>>203887610didn't review it but he's said before that Zombie "took away the mystique of Michael Myers". also "made him too big" lol.
>>203887925i don't get why they were turned into animatronics
>>203887532The ones he didn't rate but still reviewed are the best.He's a Space Jam guy.
>>203888018the segment made no sense. doesn't need to though, I thought it was a great fucked up visual, them thrashing around comically.
Is it just me or do Found Footage films lack re-watch value?
>>203887925Stop posting that.Post this one instead.
>>203888367Think it's you
Watch bonejangles if you want to see a thick bitch with big titties
>>203888532What if I want to see a thin bitch with small titties?
>>203888556most old slashers have at least one chick with small tits
>>203887497>true geniusesYou don't even understand what I am talking about. You can't respect the man enough to read his words yet you call him a master. A master of what? Not film, that is certain. A genius in regards to taking the money and not giving a shit? Yeah, no one would argue against that anon. The man says so himself. What a farce.
>>203888532Pics or it didn't happen. The trailer looks like hot fucking garbo and there are ZERO milkers. ZERO anon.>>203888556Little girl down the lane, I guess. Honestly that movie is so confounding when taken at face value. There are no less than seven different red herrings throughout. For what purpose? All to see an underage jodie foster in the nude? I dunno man... I was hoping for more.
>>203888532https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/b/bonejangles.htmli've seen thicker bitches than this
>>203888706>>203888688
>>203888706>>203888720":/"
>>203887425>>203887398I mean he's right. Mike never needed or should have gotten a sequel.
kill
>>203889247And this is why 3 is a masterpiece. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
>>203889568It's not a masterpiece, it's just good.
>>203888367It's the genre - it is a thing that shouldn't be.>Ooh, look at the shaky camcorder!>Hey, now we are showing a surveilance camera screen in your movie - spooky!No, it's not spooky. All the ones I've seen would have benefitted from better cinematography and straight storytelling.They look cheap to make, but still cost as much or more than their horror movie contemporaries.
>>203877870way late but I have watched a little bit of Passions / read about it and it seems insane. building a plot around a black hermaphrodite serial killer is fucking incredible. i'd just like to track it down in better quality than those 240p youtube uploads
>>203887925>>203888388I haven't seen any the newer VHS movies.Best segments?
>>203890173The zombie wraparound story in the most recent one is pretty good but the ones that interrupt it are mostly bad
>here's that devout Catholic nun we were telling you about
>>203890340Why the long face?
>>203890365El Greco had an outsized impact on religious iconography
>>203890365>>203890340Only the finest Jersey Jewess genetics.
bit the bullet and watched Megan is Missing.kinda meh, but a couple scenes stuck with me, the fetish site photos and the blink-and-you-miss--it Megan in the barrel.
>>203887520There's a fan edit out there that actually did this.
>>203884719Based. I still have my copy of The Celery Stalks at Midnight.
>>203891100It deserved to be forgotten. Zoomers really have low standards if they dredged it up a few years ago.
>>203891100Maybe I'm a pussy but the whole last ten minutes really stuck with me.Has to be one of the worst fates in a movie.
>>203891397That's what made it a great horror movie. Most FF movies have an hour long buildup with 20 minutes of cheap jump scares and cheap effects as a "payoff." Megan is Missing isn't a slam you over the head horror movie but it's an incredibly potent and effective one because of the absolutely irredemptive, nihilistic fate of everyone involved. If you were more upset that it didn't "deliver" on classic horror movie mechanisms than you were with the vacuum that it created inside you after watching it then I don't know what to tell you.
>>203891705This nigga has seen Megan is Missing but not Halloween.
>>203891705Yeah I definitely felt hollow afterwards. It was a strange feeling. Not many movies illicit that kind of response. I felt the same after Se7en.
>>203892210One movie that did that for me is Der Todesking
>>203870155is there any horror film with gypsies are protagonists or villains? looking for something atmospheric, as in gypsy secretive atmosphere.
>>203892365thinner
>>203890340Looks like a young Nun from The Nun/Mulholland Drive.
>>203892365Thinner and Drag me to hell. You also have real life.
Gonna make a new thread.
>>203892160Prove it
>>203892427thanks, but i was looking for a more atmospheric film. Gypsies appear in many films in some roles but i have not yet found one where their world is a deep framing device and they are the villains. Some sort of gothic horror with them playing a great part. Showing some habits, rituals, something more.
>>203892652>>203892652>>203892652
>>203892365Drag me to hell
>>203892633>You also have real life.yes but that is just crimes all the time
>>203892678It's not just crimes, they can ruin your whole family from a misunderstandment, it would be more similar to a zombie siege movie
I love found footage films
>>203892365>>203892661Check out Vampire Circus
>>203892806same here bro
>>203887353these screenshots are fake fyi
