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First for Warlock 2
>>203906836First for Amy Adams in Nightbitch.
First for Halloween cartoons and specials
>>203906884First for Hey Arnold
>>203906884The monster house game was so much fun
>>203906836First for X
>>203906911I can tell you're the phonefag spammer because no self respecting anon would post something so small
>>203906911I thought this was rubbish but I liked Pearl.
>>203906836I am watching the Demi Moore interview on Seth Meyers for The Substance and she legit looks like she is still in the movie. Like in the movie, she plays some washed up female and in the interview, she legit looks and acts like how she did in the movie. Her face is all plastic and she can't even move her face. And her body is so stiff. wtf?
>>203906911>cuck movieI will never watch this
>>203906947MaXXine was so shit.Anti-male movie.
>>203906951>Demi MooreOh you mean the confirmed pedophile /ss/ slut
>>203906951>>203906911
>>203906960same, I heard the movie was Blacked too.
>>203906884That doesn't even scratch the surface on episodes. Stumbled upon this this morning. It's just a random smattering of 90s halloween episodes:https://youtu.be/s7e_DYqGx24
>>203906947Pearl is an actual real movie. X is just an idea that could have been a 20 minute short. Also got around to Maxxxine this week and it's more like Middd. If you want a movie with a similar setting that's much better watch Angel
>>203906951Yeah, I am watching it rn. It is uncanny. She looks and acts exactly like how she did in the movie. She legit looks fucked.
>>203906977>>203907031Damn. About what I expected.
>>203906884Needs to have Halloween is Grinch Night.
>>203907046>>203907031The whole series is some cuckfest and anti-male, male - bashing.
>>203907071It's the third one. Go to bed.
>>203907021Channels like that suck ass because their shit will get taken down if they upload cartoons people actually care about so instead they just compile episodes of shit shows no one watches like >Eek the Cat>Life With Louie>Beetleborgs>and fucking Bobby's World. Seriously who watches that shit.
>>203907101Beetleborgs and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers were fun back in the day
>>203906858This movie was terrible. I made it to the point he has a fashion designer floating in the air got bored and stopped watching.
>>203907100Oops lol. My bad.
>>203907131Try watching them as an adult and saying that
Half the regular posters in here still watch cartoon.
>>203907088Stop being so thin skinned. It offending you isn't why it's bad. It sucks because if you've ever seen any other movie even remotely similar to X or Maxxxine they're just worse versions of it. Same shit as Eli Roth movies.
>>203907166>still watch cartoonESL momentYou going to spam your faggot fantasies again like you did in the previous thread?
Marathoning evil dead for the first time in a few years, it's still timeless to me
>>203907171is that webm from fade to black?
>>203907131Beetleborgs should have gone all-in on the haunted house stuff and left the sentai stock footage out.
>>203906836>"I am in hor. Help me"Huh???
>>203907166Your seethe is hilarious. You waste so much time raging over the smallest things. Your life is slipping by as you cry about people watching Halloween specials lmao.
>>203907189Yes one of my favorite movies
>>203907162I am pretty sure most of us here binge watch Power Rangers on the weekends.
>>203907162I never claimed I intended to
>>203907198you best start believing in /hor/, you're in it right now
>>203907171>>203907209Haven't seen this but I appreciate that everything onscreen just looks right. Light, color, shadow. They really stopped making movies with cohesive visual design philosophy.
>>203907198WhoaHe could be posting here at this very moment.
>>203907198>>"I am in /horror. Help me"
>>203907166Damn right I do, 11 minutes is the perfect kino length for a quick meal, although lately I’ve been watching AVGN instead
>>203907186I always skip Evil Dead when watching the original Trilogy as it feels separate from 2 and AOD despite the references in 2. I only saw the 2013 movie once and probably won't watch it again. I have never seen Rise
>>203907294Thank you for clarifying that hor is short for horror. We didn't know.
>>203907294kek
>>203907294kill yourself piss man
>>203907319>oh no...
>>203907365Is that cabinaon?
>>203907319as autistic as he is, the production on his 2005 short horror was impressive. he made an excellent graveyard in a forest entirely in his basement.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPsKkHcCTA4
>>203907319Based
>>203907414*sorry that should be garage, not basement
>>203906836Anybody here going to watch the Uzumaki miniseries?
>>203907013It was a full cuck/blacked combo centered around Jenna Ortega's character, no less.
>>203907450yeah it's almost hard to believe it finally will arrive.
>I am in /horror. Help meLOL
Thoughts?
>>203907288Give it a try. inegar Syndrome gave it a nice updated film scan a few years ago which is the version available everywhere now so it looks very nice. >>203907450I'm sure I will get around to it. Normally I'd skip an adaptation of a comic I like but the preview looked good and getting Colin Stetson to do the music really sold me on the idea.
>>203907474monkeypoxx ridden spammer
>>203907463>Jenna Ortega's character, her mid character, yeah.
>>203907502Where's the live action ones?
>>203907502>Thoughts?This has to be satire.
>>203907365What’s this?>>203907414I haven’t seen any of his 900+ films besides the AVGN movie, but I heard he has some movie called “deep blue hole” or something that’s pretty good.
>>203907529left them out just because.
>35 days until Halloween
>>203907536Legend of the Blue Hole is kino
>>203907502Ghoul School is cute but very boring and extremely obvious that it was meant to be half watched with commercials interrupting it every 4 minutes. I wouldn't put it anywhere near Zombie Island which is a legitimately good movie in general. Scoob was really good but has little to nothing to do with the kids horror aesthetics of Scooby Doo. Camp Scare is well made.
>>203907502Kino top tier. Great taste.I should rewatch Ghoul School for October.>>203907529I'd probably put the first in "Best" tier and the second in "Quality" tier.
>>203907502>probably never willnot with that attitude. get some scooby snacks in you and watch more.
>>203907502You're really missing out on Happy Halloween Scooby-Doo.
>>203907502I've only seen Scoob! and it bored me
>>203907551Saw 2 good horror movies in a row. The Video Dead was pretty good.
>>203907576They played Zombie Island too much on TV as a kid therefore I'm sick of it and don't hold in the same pedestal as some others including Ghoul School which is for sure too long and is basically two movies in one.
Wait so this general is just /co/-fags?
>Raggy... I don't think she said ruck your rud!
>>203907624The second half of Ghoul School really brings the whole thing down. Should have just been a comfy monster school slice of life all the way.
>>203907627No. We're posting about old Halloween specials and cartoons, /co/ likes modern Calarts trash.
>>203907662the castle part is classic to me. trap doors and monsters etc, just a great castle.
saw movies are boring and bad and like watching a shitty numetal music video on mute
>>203907616Holy, how wet is she?What kind of acting is this? lmfao did she read the wrong script?
>>203907689Absolutely.
>>203907627Pls don't shove stick up your but. It cartoons that have been on TV and have something to do with horror.
Why is Matthew Lillard such a garbage Shaggy? He sounded pretty good when he did the live action version but whenever I catch whatever flavor of the year scooby movie that comes out, it sounds like fucking trash not even like the character any more. Billy West was a way better Shaggy and so was Scott Innes.
>>203907696Saw is kino. Especially 2, 1, and 6.
>>203907616She thought she was filming X
>>203907696
>>203907729wow it's like a giallo except shitty
>>203907696>like watching a shitty numetal music video on muteThat is the best description I've ever read. Those movies are terrible.
>>203907729TRD
Saw 1-7 are fun slopFuck everything after that
>>203907722kys spammer
We can at least agree that Scoobynatural was kino, right? They made Velma so horny in this
Queen of /hor/, star of Suspiria
>>203907756Don't reply to his ass, just report him Discuss horror and let him seethe over cartoons some more
>>203907760I didn't watch it because Supernatural is CW repetitive teen trash. Literally the most garbage show imaginable. A crossover was an even dumber idea.
>>203907739>wow it's like a gialloI've made this connection in my head before, but it's a good thing.Saw (plus Hostel) is the 2000s equivalent of the trashy murder horror-thrillers that gialli were in the 70s. Both kino.
Meh I'm not gonna pretend saw films are citizen Kane or the exorcist. It just dumb sloppy fun. I hope they stop making it before it really gets bad
>>203907756How is that spam? That is discussing In a Violent Nature
>>203907755Saw X was great too. Saw is actually back for real if Saw XI is as good as X.
>>203907799>I hope they stop making it before it really gets badIt DID get bad, then Saw X redeemed.
>>203907826>>203907830I'm not watching that shit.
>>203907744I rewatched the first one last year and it was a horrible experience. The editing alone just pisses me off with how bad it is with the fucking constant blurry shaky zooms and white flashes. Saw is the horror what Jason Bourne is to action. I hate it so fucking much.
>>203907716It's kind of a weird scenario, in my mind if you are the live action actor that had nothing to do with the animated movies, two different skillsets
>>203907826Saw X wasn't that great, I don't get the hypeCertainly better than those abysmal pieces of shit known as Jigsaw and Spiral though
I hope this is the right thread to ask but I’m in the mood for a good giallo flick in the same vein as Deep Red. It’s the only one I’ve seen in it’s genre but I’m a little hesitant going into others since I really liked the character interactions in DR. Any recommendations?
watch Suito Homu
>>203907802What is going on with the film audience rating? It so low, only 44% people liked it.
>>203907839First for the Sub-ack
>>203907853that part was so good. made me want the whole film to be a melt movie.
>>203907861It just wasn't that good. I didn't mind it, but the last 15 mins was pure retardation. The characters acting like idiots didn't help too.
Films with full bush?
>>203907839If you're the anon that loves the first 7 then you're really missing out. X is much much better than Jigsaw or Spiral, it's a classic Saw movie.
>>203907930I bet they ruin it next film. They could have gone out on good note
>>203907853The fuck is this? An 80's Japanese horror movie I've never heard of? I don't believe that for a second. For one, it's extremely rare to find old Japanese horror movies from that era. I'm going to assume it's one of those hour long direct-to-video shorts similar to Guzoo
>>203907851Tenebre is probably the closest to Deep Red but also check out Opera and Phenomena.
The movie Pizza Gate Massacre failed to deliver
>>203907851Check out either Opera or Tenebrae next. If you want something non-Argento then watch The Case of the Bloody Iris or The Red Queen Kills Seven Times.
Frankenhooker is shitFuck you faggots for recommending it
>>203907954You've never heard of Sweet Home? It's probably the second most famous 80s j-horror after Tetsuo
>>203907917Looking for films with full bush for the daily 80's circlejerk.
>>203907985Terrible taste. You should be ashamed of yourself.
bleh!
>>203907954it's actually pretty legendary since it's by Kiyoshi Kurosawa. though it's nothing like Cure/Kairo. also was released in parallel with a game that influenced resident evil.
>>203907985I heard that she doesn’t even show up until the last 28 minutes of the movie
>>203907997>80's circlejerk.
>>203908012It's true, she doesn't lmao
>>203907985I can't even imagine getting filtered by Frankenhooker.
>>203908012I'd say Frankenhooker is created around the halfway mark.
>>203908026Just relax, Jessica
My favorite horror movie tits are that girl from Demons 2
you all re cowards for hiding in this "general" this is not as sub, this isnt reddit
I'm am now putting on Demons 2
>>203908052Name 10 examples
>>203908053>Just relax, JessicaKek, it's not her first rodeo.
>>203907993Oh yeah I did see that. Boring and simple movie with an unbelievably good monster ending and crazy effects. Kineko Video uploaded an extremely clean HD version of the full movie on YouTube for free. It's the first time anyone has ever seen the movie in that quality probably. Pic not related because the quality is bad.
>>203907760Velma always ends up with a stud (me)
>>203908067Sorry we're not posting in your Twitter screencap threads.
>>203908052>What do you call those abysmally bad soulless horror movies that go start to streaming and DVD?It's called Netflix and they have no good horror movies even after all these years. Worst selection ever.
>>203908067>you all>re>this is not as sub>isnt Holy fucking ESLPlease be satire
>>203908089Yeah it's mostly known as a "FX haunted house" movie which apparently is it's own sub-genre with movies like Hausu and Evil Dead Trap.
>>203908099Are you admitting to being black butch lesbian?
>>203908130Evil Dead Trap and it's sequel were terrible
last chance to watch Beezel before Beezel fever takes over, and you can say "I actually saw Beezel when it came out"
>>203908146It's fun
>>203908154looks like a jewish movie
>>203908146Evil Dead Trap was great. killer slasher costume, fun kills, cool setting. idk whatever your bar is.
>>203908172It about the current world events.
>>203907288De Palma made a comment on this
>>203908106>>203908127wordfilter
>>203908199Based De Palma. He's one of the GOATs desu.
>>203908127he's a phoneposter and probably alcoholic. spending his last dime on 4chanpass just to have 100+ comments of samefagging get jannied.
>>203908166I disagree. Tonally it's all fucked up. It feels like a scooby doo movie at first with all the wacky over-the-top kills and ridiculous booby traps and then you randomly get this long drawn out rape scene which is a complete bummer to watch and then the last 10 minutes of the movie decides to be some supernatural body horror shit which sounds cool on paper but makes no sense with the rest of the movie. It's just a mess and I didn't have fun with it.
>>203908251>It feels like a scooby doo movie at first with all the wacky over-the-top kills and ridiculous booby traps and then you randomly get this long drawn out rape sceneSounds kino.
>>203907186Nvm it feels really long for a 90 minute film
>>203908138No, I am admitting to be being pic related. He is literally me. man im pretty
A man and his gay son vacation to the quiet vampire populated town of Salem's Lot.
>>203908251That's just culture shock. Japan doesn't really put rape above murder like in anglo countries.
>>203908199I really think digital just cannot replicate the feeling of film. Maybe some /film/ fags can prove me wrong, but I don't believe the cope that color grading and lighting have become a lost art. Why would everyone have suddenly forgotten how to make movies look nice for no apparent reason? The common factor is digital film and unfortunately I think it's just inherently inferior to film aesthetically and this will probably never be a surmountable problem. It's honestly tragic.
>>203908251I agree it's a mess but to me it's a beautiful one. Great looking film.
Are there male rape revenge horror flicks? Dude getting revenge on the men who raped him.
>>203908328CalvaireDeliverance
>>203908305You can talk about aesthetics all you want but Fulci makes awful movies. Zombi 2 is boring as shit and so was City of the Living Dead.
>>203908358I watched Murder Rock last month and that was a kino giallo.
>>203908374I HATE giallo.
>>203908392That's pretty gay of you. Maybe you should work on that.
>>203908251>you randomly get this long drawn out rape scene which is a complete bummer to watch
>>203908392Based fuck that spaghetti woman drama trash
>>203908411It wasn't a good rape scene and didn't need to be in that movie at all
>>203908358I disagree. I love City of the Living Dead, Don't Torture a Duckling, Conquest (not horror, though) and The Beyond and I really like Zombi and New York Ripper as well. House by the Cemetery and Cat in the Brain are a little lackluster. One of my favorite horror filmmakers overall. Relentless visionary.
>>203908449based Conquest appreciator. I love the soundtrack in that because it randomly hits you with this electronic pulsing that brings the sci-fi feelings.
Stop being faggots. The filmmakers understand men get off to watching women get raped in these movies.
>>203908449It doesn't take talent to have a ton of extremely boring nonsensical dubbed in dialogue while being surrounded by red and blue neon lighting with an occasional gore scene every 20 minutes. Those movie are difficult to sit through when the plot is never good enough to invest in. You're just waiting for that moment of gore to happen.
>>203908477>The filmmakers understand men get off to watching women get raped in these movies.I skip those scenes.
I just finished 1984's Impulse with the very lovely Meg Tilly. It's like Tue Crazies but with a slower burn. This is a great film. Anymore like this?
>>203908477It wasn't even done in a sexy way.
>>203908524>It doesn't take talentPure cope. If it doesn't "take talent" to make a movie as good as Argento, Fulci, and Bava's films then how come no modern filmmakers are doing it?
Sex with Halloween!
>>203908525lol, did she replace nell tiger free?
>>203908563Bava is a talented filmmaker. Argento and Fulci are complete hacks that make literal schlock
>>203908525Jesus, is this what passes for a red blooded white male's starlet nowadays? Young men are fucked
>>203908598Liking Bava and hating Argento is pure contrarianism. I can see not liking Fulci's stuff due to personal taste, but Bava is the weirder and less accessible version of Argento.
>>203908598>directs in your path
>>203908623>red blooded white male's starlet nowadays?That would be Jenna Ortega, star of X.
>>203908623Young men are being fucked as we typed. You're sick in the head for reminding us.
>>203908634>but Bava is the weirder and less accessible version of Argento.What an insane opinion to have. I'm not even going to humor that
>previous thread still on the catalog>new thread already has 179 replies in ONE hourOh god, he’s back isn’t he?
>>203908472Conquest honestly blew me away when I first watched it just because everything he lacked in budget he made up for by making it unique and memorable. Nothing quite like it outside of the pulp fiction it was drawing from.>>203908524I'm not a plotfag so I don't require a good plot to enjoy a film. Italian films in particular can get away with a lot in the way of plots and scripts so long as they're aesthetically remarkable. Fulci also doesn't use a lot of neon lighting so I'm not sure what you're talking about. Bava and Argento are like that but they're even more adept than Fulci in terms of filmmaking (though I would probably say Fulci is my favorite). As far as gore being the selling point, I disagree with that to some extent as well. Fulci has some fantastic, memorable gore scenes, but the visuals I remember most from his films generally aren't gore related.
>>203908673>Om god, he’s back isn’t he?
>>203908634Mario Bava could actually write a decent story
>>203908655
>>203908661Lisa and the Devil and Planet of the Vampires are less accessible than something like Deep Red or Opera. Argento took Bava's style and kinda "simplified" it. Both styles are good, but Bava's movies are a lot more out-there.
>>203908673Here is your Mexican scream queen
>>203908598I love Bava but I don't really understand how you can possibly come to this conclusion. Fulci is admittedly a rough gem and the least adept of the three, but Argento and Bava are largely pretty comparable. Bava just has wider range.
>>203908676yeah Conquest is one film where it actually feels like it's trying to live up to the poster. So much beastman fighting. Every teenage boy should see it as a rite of passage.>>203908673unfortunately.
>>203908726Unironically doesnt look bad for 40
>>203908694Bava's movies are pretty anti-plotfag desu. I would not recommend them to people looking for "good stories." Maybe A Bay of Blood if you like how convuluted it gets, that's one of the best plots in any giallo imo.
>>203908759>Unironically doesnt look bad for 40
>>203908694He didn't write Black Sunday.
>>203908736>>203908809Based Roth. Hope Thanksgiving 2 delivers. And maybe he'll finally come back to Hostel.
>>203908827it's a good thing we're not talking about Black Sunday
>>203908759>Unironically doesnt look bad for 40kek, here is a pic for you lol the /hor/ of aging.
>>203908839Eli Roth has never made a good movie. Ever since I watched Cabin Fever, he's been one of the worst horror directors I've ever seen.
>>203908839Fuck you. You guys were suppose shit on this Jewish hack job. Those cabin fever films are god awful. I haven't seen Thanksgiving so he might have redeemed himself.
>>203908867Wrong. Cabin Fever is based and comfy.
>>203906951ONE SINGLE INJECTION, UNLOCKS YOUR DNA, AND WILL RELEASE ANOTHER VERSION OF YOURSELFshe looks fine she just looks like an old lady who got plastic surgery, which she is
>>203908808>started modeling at 35Look granny I know SOMEONE has to wear the depends in the commercials but thats nothing to be proud of
Why exactly do most people on /tv/ (outside of /hor/) try and claim that gore is le Jewish subversion now? I never used to see people complain about gore here until Terrifier 2 came out
>>203908850The post that started this reply chain used a Black Sunday image. If you're not talking about Black Sunday then I don't really know what you're talking about since his films aren't incredibly plot heavy. Blood and Black Lace and Bay of Blood for example are nearly indistinguishable from typical Giallo style scripts with the exception that Bay of Blood is particularly over-the-top.
He's starting to go off the rails again.
I bet they drop the ball on the one finally decide to see in theaters.
>>203908900>cabin fever>basedGo yell pancakes at your boyfriend, retard.
>>203908966Youre more annoying than whatever boogerman youre whining about. Vagueposters get the fucking rope
>>203908972phoneposting ESL retard
>>203907955>>203907975Thanks guys, much appreciated. I’ll do a little research and make a pick tonight.
>>203908953Watch more Bava is the takeaway from your post.
I neither understand the hate nor the love. Solid body horror movie. It has its fun. A little commentary. Cool effects. Then it's over. In five or ten years it'll be in the list of body horror movies people recommend. I don't think it's one of the best ones but it's decent. I'd probably watch it again.
>>203909015based
>>203908998Why even pretend anymore?There's been soo many threads now where 100+ of your posts get deleted we've seen over and over that you pretend to be some random anon.
>>203908998Ignore him, he is the resident schizo spammer.
>>203908998How about you rope yourself out of this general and go watch a fucking movie instead of spamming your faggotry all day?>>203909087Also stop the samefagging and the "no u" bullshit
>>203909015I'm assuming your refusal to explain your reasoning is due to your talking out of your ass and general contrarianism. I will, however, enjoy some Bava films next month, thank you.
>>203907642>Damn, I really should not stick my penis in that. However...
>>203909048>Then it's over.Should have ended like 40m sooner lol.
>>203909075its 100s of posts from multiple posters, schizo
>>203909111Not only are you replying to the wrong person, but you're using "contrarianism" incorrectly
Bava's genius is that he isn't one-note. He has such an interesting career with so many different genres and styles and pulls them off to varying degrees of success.
>>203909125>Ignore the fact that all of the posts (or almost all of them) keep using the same phrases and words>Ignore the fact that half of them keep repeating the same shit>Ignore the fact that these posts stop completely for 3 days every time they get deleted Fucking lol, lmao
>>203908966>He's starting to go off the rails again.Is he in the room right now? What is he saying?
>>203909165I agree.
Argento was based until his whore daughter left the house
>>203908878Thanksgiving was good for a nu-slasher. It was going for a throwback late 90s/early 2000s feel.
>>203909175Yes, including you have posted this exact reply multiples times before, you disgusting freak
Imagine being Jeffrey Combs in this scene and trying not to get a boner while prime Crampton’s soft supple asscheeks are resting on your cock
>>203909048>lovevery campy, feels like a blend of all my other favorite movies from the same genre, graphic, lots of kino moments. It was memorable for me anon
>>203909165>Bava's genius is that he isn't one-note.Unlike Romero.
>>203909226Imagine being Jeffrey Combs and embarrassing yourself on twitter almost every day
>>203909226god damn, what a freaky bitch
>>203909253Romero is relatively one note but Martin makes up for that.
>>203909253You can't force this meme. It only works on hacks like Craven
>>203909284Craven is definitely not a he at least has a few good movies. Romero, not even one.
>>203909284Craven is one of the greatest of all time. Shit meme.
>>203907793except without the style and good music and beautiful cinematography
>>203909320newfag exposing yourself
>horror generalits spoopy time bros
>>203909328You can say a lot about Saw but you can't say it doesn't have style.
>>203909254Does he?
Eating Chicken nuggets, looking for next /hor/ film.Still waiting for a good quality version of Project Silence.
>>203907851What have you done to solange has very interesting charactersif im remembering correct there's a husband and wife duo, the husband is accused of the murders initially (not arrested yet) so he investigates the killings to clear his name, the wife also investigates the killings to find out if he's a murderer or just cheating on her good character interaction there i'd say, felt weirdly comfy and wholesome, the two'v them
Watch Blair Witch 2.
>>203909411she wasn't even the hot one
>>203909352Link to Ura Horror?
>>203909411>>203909421
>>203907826>Saw 11How the fuck can you type that with a straight face what a fucking joke franchise
>>203909441link? I don't know. I found it on avistaz
>>203909564Joke franchise is the X , Pearl, Maxxine trilogy
>>203909421>implying
>>203909587Shut your fucking mouth, faggot.
>>203909564There are 12 Friday the 13th and 13 Halloween films too
>>203909609Calm down, cuck
>>203909620>There are 12 Friday the 13thKolobos: "Am i a joke to you?"
>>203909644He was defending X so yjk
Just saw Ghost Story (1981) today. Pretty freaky fancy horror flick, even if it butchered the source novel.
>>203908867Eli Roth is like a god compared to inept hacks like Fulci and Bava. This general is twisted, Man.
>>203909114I agree, I think this is an example of a movie where the producers didn't have a harsh enough voice. This premise could have been a TV episode, 110 minutes absolute maximum, maybe 90 minutes ideal
>>203909776You're not funny.
>>203909644Yes I would sit in the cuck closet and masturbate furiously while Jenna and Mia scissored. What of it?
How long til half the thread gets nuked again? LOL
>>203909816You really save every picture someone posts here, don’t you lol
>>203909859kekhe has pics of cabinanon
>>203909859he's a phone poster so can barely browse for images.
>>203909892it's the same person
>>203909816>Yes I would sit in the cuck closet and masturbate furiously while Jenna and Mia scissoredMore like while they get BLACKED
>>203908867>Cabin FeverI liked the part where the old guy was saying his gun was for niggers and then later niggers showed up for their gun that he cleaned. Still makes me chuckle.
>>203909914What about pancakes? Isn't that part funny too?
>>203909048The movie stands out at least for being provocative. This year has been somewhat lackluster for horror. Alien Romulus and A Quiet Place Day One were enjoyable but they were coloring within the lines of a franchise just with different casts. I loved Longlegs but other might disagree. Blink Twice at least cast Channing Tatum as a monster. But The Substance went all out with Moore, Qualley and Dennis Quaid. Unless Smile 2 and Terrifier 2 are WAY above average, it will be hard to compete for the rest of the year.
>>203909803Ti West too iz like Kubrick himself compared to any weirdo east Asian horror director. This thread's problem is a complete lack of good taste.
>>203909369it has linkin park music video green tinted digital stylelots of quick cuts>h-he's fast!
Cabin Fever is just copying better movies. Like Eli Roth's entire career is hoping you've never seen a CAT III or anything from the 70s before.
>>203909954>This thread's problem is a complete lack of good taste.I have said this before.
>>203909914>Whats the fox urine for?>Thats for foxes>....Whats the rifle for?>Oh, thats for niggers
>>203909954k
>>203909907i was thinking that too, that sounds like cabinaon
Just finished Longlegs. Fucking phenomenal...right up till they catch him, then it becomes a masterclass in how to write a frustrating, incompetent main character. One of the most infuriating endings I've ever seen.
>>203909369>it doesn't have style.It has style in that it's a blatant product of it's time except a couple years late after MTV was already doing parodies in that style.
>>203909967I don't put that much thought into it. i just think he makes bad movies. As far as horror directors go, he's not at the top of anyone's list for a reason
>>203910000The whole movie was one big woke dei fest. Get better taste.
>>203910029How was it woke?
>>203910015I don't need to put much thought into it either, I'm just remembering the movies that both Eli Roth and I have both seen.
>>203909998nah he is an unironic homosexual, hence all the roastie spam. literally incapable of posting something like this >>203909226
>>203909998I am that guy
>>203910000nicage seemed like he was really fucked up on painkillers and was told to "just act cringey as possible, it'll be spooky"it sorta worked in parts, but for more than 45 seconds or so at a time it's just lametotal kolobos rip off too but everyone knows that
>>203906836I'll say it. By any possible metric, Silent Hill 2006 is a 10/10 movie, I won't call a single film "the best" but in whatever list you compile it should be up there with the best.18 FUCKING YEARS and newer movies with stronger technology and a dozen times its budget have NOT managed to surpass the visuals of Silent Hill, if I think about hell represented in movie, it's that foggy city in which the war alarm rings and reality begins peeling off into bloody hell with contorted bodies walking around. Pyramid head, the janitor, the nurses, the burned girl with thorny wires, the city itself... Nearly 2 decades and I can't think of another movie this ambitious on its setting while puling off the monsters so well.Monsters tend to be the least scary part once they're fully shown, or they're the part that become outdated as years go on, but somehow this one holds up.
>>203910044black and lady-asian fbi higher ups in the early 90soverall on the woke-scale not that bad, like a 2/5
>>203909972:DBased and perfect quote-pilled. Im going to go watch it right now.
>>203909816>>203909226/hor/ - where we simp and cuck for roasties
Write a short essay on why Darkness (2002) is one of the most perfect horror movies ever. Go!
>>203910061He admitted it! Cabinanon is NPM!!!!!!!Shyamalan tier twist
>>203910092If that's your only issue then it's hardly woke.
>>203910066>total kolobos rip off too but everyone knows thatthe only actual kolobos rip off is saw and i'm not kidding
>>203910127He has admitted it before
>>203910141No he hasn'tShow actual proof or it never happened
>>203910115It's literally not even the best horror movie named Darkness.
>>203910092>black and lady-asian fbi higher ups in the early 90sThat's not unrealistic in the least especially if they started in the military.
>>203907917Andy Warhol’s Dracula.
>>203910129>then it's hardly woke.kek. liberal, or female.
>>203910163damn what a babe
>>203910150He actually has. I am not searching through the archives even if I knew how to. I never understood why you guys kept up the NPM thing when he has said it was him. I just thought it was a /hor/ inner joke kinda thing that everyone ignored after reading his post.
>>203910129yeah, it's not that bad like a 2/5 of 'wokeness' i wasnt the guy initially bitchin about it being woke, maybe he has more reasons for saying soas far as the actual movie it isn't at all i dont think, it incorporates Christianity into the plot without shitting on Christianity so that counteracts the casting i'd say
>>203910202He literally never did though?Do you remember what he said exactly? You sure it wasn't NPM just trolling and pretending to be him?
>>203910226No, it was him. If anything, it was cabinanon joking, but it is not the first time.
>>203909564What's wrong with that? That's typical for horror.
>>203910244NPM did save Cabin Anon images and re-post them a few times, though you could tell it was NPM by the filenames and awful grammar I've seen both NPM and Cabin Anon post in the same minute before too, so he must be really good at samefagging to pull that off
I gotta travel for the weekend so no horror for me.best of luck with the npm, someone else will have to bake.
>>203909914That was kino.
>>203910226>>203910244I’m close friends with Cabin anon and I have known him for many years. He sent me this voice message a few days ago, I guess the cat is out of the bag now..https://vocaroo.com/110EuQiTASwU
>>203910187She cute
what is the most difficult to find horror movie that isn't lost?
>>203910292>the endKek
>>203910292kek
>>203910293looks like the frankenstein girl from the Scooby Doo Ghoul School cartoon
>>203909998>cabinaonNPM you need to start proofreading your shit.
>>203910275Not going to bother with this topic, not the first time. This is the 3rd time actually. Second time, there was disbelief too.
>>203910292>https://vocaroo.com/110EuQiTASwUlol wtf? is this real? when was this? i fucking knew it was him all the way back to April. it was pretty obvious too, the humor.
Gonna make a new thread. This was probably the fastest one in months.
>>203910352It's obviously satire retard
>>203910352Cabinanon posts vocaroo shitposts all the time. You replied to him without his trip, he's trolling.
>>203910323>NPMwhat is a NPM?
>>203910387(You), faggot
>>203910386kek, and that schizo thinks everyone poster is the same person
>>203910295opera mortem
>>203910411>>203910411>>203910411
>>203910418Here's the actual spammer. Notice the ESL nature of the post. Very different than Cabinanon.
>>203910418There you are, NPM
>>203910169Republican male with traditionally masculine traits and hobbies, actually.
>>203907450Eventually yes. I'm slow.>>203907517Still the top.>>203907551Harperposter is back thankfully.>>203907853Ooh early Kurosawa, i've only seen that Rear Window like one the name of which i don't remember.>>203908199Always right.
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>>203908449Based Fulci appreciator. The Beyond might be the greatest horror movie ever made.
>>203907963thank u for your service
>>203907963>>203911213kek
