hehe
>>204055573i dont get it
haha
>>204055716hah
Is there a more pathetic and autistic fan base than tolkeincels? I’d argue Star Wars but other than that it’s hard to think of one I’d be more embarrassed to be a part of
>>204055800You must be fun at parties.
>>204055517
>>204055800https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPl5MeXIM8E
>>204056087>Kevin Smith fansYou nailed it. The worst fanbase aside from maybe furries and coomers.
>>204056259but I like Kevin Smith though.... I was just using that scene as an example of the LOTR v SW debate. And it was a humorous scene even though it's considered one of his worst movies.
>>204056431Both are for autistic manchildren
>>204055915Epic!
>>204056575I was going to say "that's the joke", but then I remembered that Kevin Smith cried watching a Star Wars movie.
>>204055517>>204055716AH HA HA UA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHH LNAOROFL ROFL ROFLLMAOTHAHAH THATS A FOOD ONE
>>204055573Trudeau’s famous line.
lol look at this dumb faggot without a name
balrog time
>>204056680Yeah, it wasn't a joke. He never grew out of star wars. He's a dyed in the wool disney adult.
>>204055634well uh, orcs are like those people. you know what I mean?
>>204057107
>>204057107why he head so big
>>204057204
>>204057235>>204057207big brain
>>204055915This meme is older than 90% of anons here
>>204057263
>>204057308
>>204057347
>>204057376
>>204057404last one
>>204055716laft
>>204057107jfc, don't think the bridge of khazad-dum was just a 2x4
>>204057481>His enemy halted again, facing him, and the shadow about it reached out like two vast wings. >...suddenly it drew itself up to a great height, and its wings were spread from wall to wall... get fucked
>>204057512
>>204057617
>>204057661
>>204055915Roflcopter
>>204057665wholesome
>>204057347what was bakshi thinking?
>>204057762ayy, gandalf's not here man
>>204057793probably about the turd he shat out that morning
>>204057832Wot if Karl Marx was a bat lion and wearing a gown from the waist down?Mental.
>>204057832https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbpqW_org3s
>>204055517>Shut up, Bilbo! Let it happen!What did he mean by this?
LOL
>>204057832That scene of Gandalf defeating communism was pretty good, but felt weirdly out of place. I mean, it's a fantasy movie, and it isn't acknowledged before or after it happens.
meet you all at The Prancing Pony
>>204057464Tom hanks hobbit
>>204058014
>>204055800Yeah, the group of guys who fucked your mom.
>>204055716I'll FUCKING KILL you.
>>204057832>>204057793>>204057347literal and unironic soul.gandalf defeating a jew was the highest kino
>>204055573lmao
eaglesfags deserve death
>>204059653which israeli bank owned by the rothschilds controls all the others?
>>204059653>>204059705yawnfuck off shitskin sand niggers
>>204058123YOU SHALL NOT UNIONIZE!
>>204059770the jew tries to spread hatred among it's enemies
>>204056680You're giving him too much credit. That scene was always supposed to be Big KEv "getting one over" on fans of a movie he didn't like.
>>204057793>clip coiners i've gotta clip...CUT CORNERS i mean! oy Vey!>YOU! what's that you're doing, shading?! are you fucking crazy?! Leave it flat! Too expensive!>i...i've gotta cut corners...getting out of hand, just getting out of...>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BALROG COSTUME SUCKS?! WE PAYED EDDY'S MOM 5 BUCKS FOR THE SOWING! PUT THOSE FUCKING SKI BOOTS ON!>YOU! Can you work for free this weekend? go get that homeless guy...I NEED AN INKER!!>*braps and shits in pants*>*wipes his ass with a production cell*>*puts it in the movie and no one notices*
>>204060116lol
>>204055716bur
>>204057866these were by the moonmin lady right?
>>204058995To be fair, those 3 groups kind of overlap
>>204057582Not canon
>>204055915I miss 2009 so much
>>204057582>like two vast wings
>>204055800Sam Hyde/MDE fans
>>204059910ironically they're both good fun but Star Wars is junk compared to LotR
>>204057064>lol look at this dumb faggot without a nameIt does have a name."The Nameless Thing".After it dies the next thing that replaces it will be "The Nameless Thing #2" or maybe "Wally" it's not like it can contest any name given to it by literally anyone unless they're in reach of the tentacles.You can see the obvious logical flaws in being called "The Nameless Thing". Or let's put it in simpler standup terms... "Why does anyone NAME a cat? It's not like the cat will come to you when you call it." (Which is fundamentally false.)
>>204057404
>>204058283This old famtasy style was so superior
>>204059910How is an estate car a sedan you stupid fucking wood elf
The LOTR is literature.Most fantasy isn't.Nuf said
>>204067650>The pizza, the pizza, the pizza, the pizza, to Isengard, to Isengard
>>204063121Kill yourself coomer.
>>204063593Ive always thought about this
>>204061626Kek
>>204057263That balrog looks like it was painted by A. Wyatt Mann
>>204059770Total Israeli Death
>>204062857yes, and that's why there appears to be two things that look like vast wings
>>204068494Classic
>>204057107funny but obviously bad>>204057204looks dumb >>204057235bretty cool actually>>204057263What is that pose? Is he trying to balance? Looks ridiculous >>204057308very good, probably the best, like how it has the orcs in it like it should, boromir and Aragorn running to help like they do>>204057347we have lotr at home tier >>204057376Also very good, details on the background are great, again has the detail of the two men running in to help Gandalf>>204057435Unique and more primal looking without being silly like the others, I like it>>204057464balrog looks cool here thanks for reading my generic opinions in my mass reply blog
>>204061213yes
>>204055634Boromir isn't very smart and sometimes you cannot tell which side he's on. It's why Denethor likes him so much
>>204056946Frens always win in the end
>>204068559thought that is Gawr Gura from the thumby.
>>204057107>russian>depicts the balrog as anglo-saxonkek, they never stop seething
>>204058282>one does not simply say the n word in mordor
>>204056431Where was the humour?
>>204068859in the blunt that Anon was smoking
>>204057308This one is kino.
>>204057464This one is modern soulless slop.
>>204061559exact words of the text
>>204068590does she like lotr
>>204068594ok jew
>>204069489Yes. Her favourite character is Dumbledore.
>>204059910>sedanLooks vulva wagon to me
>>204057464Sam is so done with this shit.
>>204057263This one is bad but also terrifying because it's like a giant nigger with magical powers.
>>204057793He was thinking of his budget
>>204063825Classic
>>204063593Awwwww
>>204059653>dark lord RotschieldOh, I know that one, it's the guy Hitler released from prison in exchange for stocks in his companies, right before he attacked White nations.
>>204061435are they roughly the same size
>>204064091>"The Nameless Thing"this seems more like a description rather than a name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
>>204070046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
>>204069707LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL kys
>>204057866me on the right jumping into the water
>>204055573Don't be a racist Aragorn!
any army in lotr that resembles the Aztecs or the Neo-Assyrian Empire?
Where did this kind of humour go? Why does everything have to be about politics now? Even ITT some cunts started shitting it up.
>>204070410having fun isnt encouraged as it makes you consume less
THE FATE OF US ALLLIES DEEP IN THE DARK
>>204069465Is it Sam or Frodo who is implied to have the ring?
>>204070410creativity is dead or at least dyinggeneration that is teen/young adults now is the first internet generation to fail to create a huge community for themselves>Something Awful>4chan>Reddit>etcthink about that, its pretty significantcorporations create communities for them now that they can control, like for instance TikTokand instead of fostering creativity they create machines, AI, that can be told to be creative for them
>>204070410It got called reddit and exorcised from the site. Everyone's so afraid of being cringe but being a little cringe is part of life.
>>204070551>jpg given to the immortal race>lossy compression hmmm
>>204059653>words words words wordsChudcels can't meme
>>204070567They still create communities on specific platforms though. They're not all linked together but then redditors were differentiated by subreddit and channers by board anyway. It's not dissimilar to how you can have multiple discord servers.
>>204070624
>>204070551LMAO
>>204070701kekeke
>>204070701roflcopter
>>204055517I wonder if autists can understand this meme.
>>204061357
>>204057107why is it wearing the sutton hoo helmet
>>204057308oh hey, I've got a signed art book by this guy. he's Paul Raymond Gregory, he's also made a bunch of iconic metal album covers.
>>204069465>goodbye faggots, i'm off to fuck elf pussy in elfen fairy tale landwhat did he mean by this?
>>204071235you know what it means
>>204071235Why couldn't they let him take an hobbitrix with him? Would get awfully lonely spending eternity with a bunch of elves, the sole hobbit.
>>204071762Does he spend eternity there? I remember hearing that the hobbits still age normally in elf land
>>204059770Out of the bunkers already? Damn, it's been so nice here without you.
>>204070848he's a short guy
>>204072541the animated hobbit>>>jackson's trilogy
>>204069465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM3uXu1Dq4c
>>204072608I guess it doesn't matter, since he was a confirmed bachelor just like his uncle.
for me it's The Sons of Fëanor
>>204072608Mortals still die in Valinor. He'd live out the rest of his days and croak. But Sam eventually followed him so he wouldn't die a virgin.
>>204057665God I wish bright blue skies were more prominent in art and media, is there anything that gives a more hopeful feeling?
>>204055800obviously marvel slop consoomers, b8boy
>>204061357>>204070848
>>204057793Out of time, out of money, just get it done
>thread ruined by /pol/trannies*sigh*
>tells pippin to kill himself>threatens pippin to smash his head against the wall>tells pippin about beautiful valinor knowing full well he won't get to see itWhat the ACTUAL FUCK was Gandalfs problem?
>>204055716>>204058282>>204061626>>204063121>>204070425>>204073604Lost>t. just smoked weed
>>204062460>Oh, shoot! There's too many dang dinguses comin' to get me!
>>204073711are the /pol/trannies in the room with us right now anon
>>204073604kek
>>204072798for u
>>204073206For me it's Music Inspired by the Life and Times of Scrooge. We are not the same.
>>204070701Is it based on this?
>>204074135Duh.
>>204073829kek
>>204067794lol u mad
>>204057308Gotta love Legolas using a small torch to iluminate a giant fire monster
>>204055573
so I just marathoned this entire videoSo the entire RoP is condensing thousands of years of history into like a year?Even stuff that happened in the second age like the Balrog being awakened in khazad dum didn't happen until the second age, and it feels like they're setting it up for the show at the end of this season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZR-fQ0Nvq4&ab_channel=VologdaMapping
What I think is crazy is the influence of PJ movies on the mental image people have of middle earth. If you look at old media you'd see all sort of different aesthetics and ideas about what characters and locations look like, and it was generally accepted as quirks, but ever since the movies if you try to diverge a bit from how things are represented then some people will to apeshit and it generally will have a bad reception in the general public because they simply cant understand what they're seeing.PJ is to Tolkien what Pushkin was to russian language
>>204074831lmao this faggot watches the showkill yourself
>>204074831The Balrog awakens almost 2000 years into the Third Age, which is about 4000 years after the rings of power are forged, which itself is about 1000 years after Sauron returned. All of it happening in the span of weeks or months in the TV show.
>>204057204Me on the right
>>204068494>RING! RING!
>>204058473Kek this is impeccable
>>204073733They made it pretty clear how annoying Pippin was.
>>204055517Kek. This annoyed me with my dog. Why do I have to teach you to drop it, if you like playing fetch you should drop it automatically. It's not that hard to figure out
>>204075698He won his ball fair and square. Get your own ball!
>>204059770ticktock schmuli
>>204074850there are visual and aesthetic differences and then there is completely diverging from the source material (the books) to make your own fanficits entirely possible to include content that aligns with the extra few hundred pages of the silmarillion that you did not buy without filming the entire silmarillion
>>204073711meds
>>204073496do people actually think that's what was going on in this scene?
>>204074135No, it was original content made by me. It's just a coincidence if there is something similar. Maybe they stole it from me? idk
>>204055800Persona fans
>>204073711
>>204077902lost
>>204067650Made me laugh irl.
>>204077961its not a ylyl thread.
>>204078291Did I stutter?
>>204071762That’s like saying you would be bored as the only White man in Thailand. Those elf bitches won’t be able to get enough of Frodo’s baby face and smol statute.
>>204074135No
>>204078291I meant that I lost my cummies, this is a You Cum You Lose thread.
>>204059653>4/4 replies seethingYup, saving this one for sure, thanks for the future Jewbait my negro.
>>204055517never saw it, it's too longmy friend got me to watch Excalibur though which i liked so i'd probably enjoy LOTR but cmon does each movie really need to be 6 hours long?
>>204073463>is there anything that gives a more hopeful feeling?BBC plowing a petite blonde's holes
>>204078659forgot to mention, i've also been to Medieval Times twice
>>204078040the lotr remasters don't look good either pal
>>204078490But they wouldn't love him for who he really is :-(
>>204073463Based Windows XP wallpaper appreciator.
>>204070410sincere humor is "cringe," everything has to have a layer of cynicism wrapped in it now
>>204078766Nobody loves anybody for who they really are except your own mom. Everyone else just loves the version of you they created in their head based on what they know about you.Except me, I love (You) fren.
>>204078889Thank u <3
>>204055716LOL. Good one, mind if I save?
>>204078972lost
>>204068494What the fuck did I just watch
>>204079222RETURN FROM WHENCE YE CAME, NU-DEVIL!
>>204079222A classic, newfren.
>>204055915
How the fuck its not posted yet
>>204080499if gimli wasnt drunk
>>204080043Sind schon gepostet
>>204055915old man look at my life
>>204058282>you must not speak the Black Tongue!
Damn, an actually good thread on /tv/
>>204080558retard >>204068494
>>204081121rude!
>>204055915XD
>>204081137but true
>>204055716UMM ISTARI-SISTERS??? OUR RESPONSE??
>>204057107shit>>204057204shit>>204057235shit>>204057263shit>>204057308shit>>204057347shit>>204057376cool>>204057435cool>>204057464cool
>>204070701lol
>>204061626lmao
>>204057204>Gandalf! Dare you enter my magical realm?
>>204077597this is what was going on in that scene though
>>204055573lol
What the fuck was his problem?
>>204055915>>204061605
>>204057665Me on the right
>>204056946turn the wraith into a janny
>>204081724Who were your favorite orcs?[_] Mordor[_] Morgul[_] Uruk[_] Misty Mountain (goblins)
>>204057762>>204057823>Doc Sportello and Sauncho Smilax, Woodcut c.1560
>>204058283There's a place a couple towns over called The Painted Pony in a fairly rural area. Peak comfy
>>204061357He whispered that to his team mates right behind him that wasn’t part of his battle cry the soldiers wouldn’t have heard that.
>>204081873>Who were your favorite orcs?OrcBarbies
>>204081682He's discovering that the bread was thrown away maliciously and recently, which ignites the pugilistic rage in him to climb the black stair again and kick seven shades of shit out of Gollum>Trolled, I was merely pretending to be retarded Didn't ask, don't care
>>204074798>Dios Mio, el ogre americano de la luz apagada...
>>204082285tf's an orc barbie?
>>204082444he had the bread in the bag, suddenly poof. Gee where did the bread go Sam? If Frodo didn't eat it and you didn't then what happened? It can't possibly be the dude you heard saying that he'll kill both of you...Common Tolkien L that was
if sauron is the lord of the rings, isnt that like naming your book Satan
>>204081724You've obviously never been down the Wetherspoons at closing time
>>204082637No it's Frodo
>>204082614You're being a bore George, finish Winds of Winter you fat fuck
>>204082444>kick seven shades of shit out of Gollum>I can't believe that the creepy fellow who I knew wasn't trustworthy from the beginning we met has tricked us
>>204073711>pol>trannies??? yeah the people who hate trannies are trannies and I want to fuck spidersKYS
>>204081682>>204082614>>204082765Since he recovered the bread he had the food necessary to continue the journey and go kick Gollum's ass.Obviously he knew he didn't eat the bread himself. You'd have to be retarded to think that, because it's such a retarded idea.
>>204074850>if you try to diverge a bit from how things are represented then some people will to apeshityeah it's a fucking shit fuck
>>204083294I like the funky tile and red columns
>>204083347I like Theoden's green robe and Gandalf's magic spell
>>204057263This is the chick from devil's advocate.
>>204074110My nigga.
>>204055716Topkek
>>204081251burn every village!
>>204074110Based.
>>204068542>looks retarded but Asian letters>durrrr looks coolWhat a fag >thinks all the ones where the balrog looks like a tall man made of shadow are coolAbsolute garbage taste
>>204074831Nothing about the timeline of that show makes sense. Celebrimbor died over 1,500 years before Isildur was even born, as just one example, and the Istari (Gandalf and the other wizards) didn't arrive on Middle-Earth until well into the Third Age.Even really basic shit like what order the rings were forged is completely fucked, and for no good reason. Seriously, just stop watching. It's not even bad fanfic tier.
two bags of chips1,5 liter of beertomorrow, here i comethen its 2 years waiting :(I never realized we lived in some golden age beforewhere season next year was normal
>>204085642It's how they make you not notice you're gettin old.
>>204073733of course he'd get to see it. You think Mandos just imprisons souls for eternity? Who says his spirit can't at least see Aman before returning to Eru
>>204081682have you ever been asked how you'd feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
>>204082661but he only ever bore the One..
>>204055800magapedes
>>204057235kek does the balrog have le liberator face?
>>204070657mucho texto
>>204073711they don't like being called out one bit do they
>>204083064>people who hate trannies are tranniesthere's a reason you "people" ACK yourselves so often
>>204074850ah yes middle earth looked like the siberian steppe the truth suppressed by the western media will come out in two more weeks
>>204079397pol board tranny
>>204082637dumb kike
