>HARRY POTTER, DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING DISOBEYING US!? CHILDREN ARE FUCKING DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU. YOUR ACTIONS HAVE KILLED FUCKING CHILDREN, HARRY! AND YOU WON'T FUCKING LISTEN! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF WOOD FOR CHILD COFFINS! YOU SICK FUCKING PSYCHO! CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING THINK FOR A MOMENT? CAN YOU?>Y'KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT.>*Dumbledore stretches his jaw ligaments and vores Harry. His stomach is full and he burps.*>My, that was... Delicious. I need more! Ms. McGonagall, bring me the Weasley kid!
>>206072776He didn't say that
>>206072776>"HARRY POTTER IS DEAD!...NYEH HEH HEH!"
>>206072776>voreswe have a normal word for this: eats
>>206072776He said that
>>206072776OMG I LITERALLY remember this scene. But when I watched the movie again, it wasn't there!. It must be another Mandingo Effect!.
>>206074563Or did he?
'Deh!'
>>206074563he did, calmly
>>206075215I swear I saw this in 3D, it was the most surreal experience.
>>206072776
>>206072776Wtfff gassy reference?!?!?!?
>>206074563yes he did
>>206072776>”Harry Potter” Dumbledore read>a terrible silence rang through the great hall. It seemed a great wind was blowing through the students, with rippling patterns disturbing the lines of tables. Dumbledore stood stock still, the flames of the Goblet casting his face in an eerie light.>”Harry.... Potter” he said again, his voice lowering into a deadly hiss>Dumbledore’s eyes slowly rose to lock on to Harry, and to all those who could bear to meet that terrible gaze, they seemed to be raging with an unholy flame>”HARRY POTTER!!!!!!” He bellowed, and with that tranquil battle cry, the ancient warlock’s legs stretched, sending him leaping over the high table and landing among the slytherins, his eyes locked on the presumptuous gryffindor the whole while>screams erupted as his feet crushed several unfortunate first years into unpleasant murals, but the desperate attempts of the students to escape only fed the serene bloodlust that had overcome their headmaster>dumbledore’s wand flashed and several students barring his way to the gryffindor table were instantly vaporised, but not all were so lucky.>Malfoy, who had accidentally blundered into the headmaster’s path, had naught but the beatific spittle coming from dumbledore’s mouth to warn him before the aged sorcerer lower jaw unhinged, and he was swallowed whole
>>206078114>ignoring the dismembered students and the thrashing in his distended throat, Dumbledore stormed up to the gryffindor table. The Lions, contrasting the petrified ravenclaws and terrified slytherins, were stoically accepting their fate. Presumably Hufflepuff was doing something too>dumbledore’s charge slowed as he approached his target>blood leaked out of his mouth and down his beard, marring his beautiful robes, grotesquely highlighting his very obvious erection and quite ruining the remaining Bouillabaisse in hermione’s bowl>his target finally in sight, The Headmaster finally allowed himself to speak again> “DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!” He said calmly>preparing himself for death, and wiping bits gore and of blonde hair from his face, Harry managed to squeak out a denial>briefly swallowing to foil Draco’s latest bid for freedom, Dumbledore followed up by softly demanding “DID YOU ASK AN OLDER STUDENT TO PUT YOUR NAME IN FOR YOU?!”>”no!” Harry said, determined to end this hell, one way or another>Dumbledore’s gaze didn’t waver, and for a long minute Harry thought his time was up>finally Dumbledore broke his gaze, and, in a tone of disgust, muttered “join the champions, Harry. Fifty points from slytherin”
>>206076679>Gandlolf bellowed insanelyThis one gets me every time.
>HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE YOU LITTLE SHIT?>CRUCIO CRUCIO FUCK YOU HARRY>AVADA KADAVRA
