What the FUCK was his boggle?
>>206505782This is what teenagers looked like in the ninteties.
He wanted to be a woman but Sly wouldn't let him
>>206505782Simon says "die."
>>206505782You'd be cranky too if you had your nap interrupted.
>>206505916that's Rodman
>>206505782OP here- didnt even realize there was already a Demolition Man thread. What are the fucking odds,
>>206505782One time Wesley Snipes asked Jenna Jameson if she does anal and Jenna got offended.
>>206507110you picked it up subconciously from the catalog.has happened to me too. i've browsed a thread and writing a reply used an uncommon word, then scrolled back up and seen someone already use that word. i saw it used but didn't register it conciously so when i used it in my own post i thought i just happened to use it on my own.
>>206506966Pretty sure that's chris tucker
>>206507352Is that also what you told yourself when you found yourself sucking that cock one time?
>>206508404how do you subsconsciously suck a cock?
>>206506966That’s Tariq
>>206508500you tell me
>>206505782>What the F*** was his boggle?YIKES! You're gonna get a fine for this one OP
>>206507352hivemind is real
>>206508500I would tell you to ask Destiny but he only knows how to consciously suck cock
In the climax when phoenix and spartan are fighting in the cryo prison, there's a part where phoenix is holding the trigger down on an uzi and spraying it into the air on full auto and then it runs out of ammo in the magazine and he looks at ot confused and goes "huh?? Piece of shit!" And throws the gun angrily. He was confused and then angry at the gun for being out of bullets
>>206508752He was more confused and angry about spraying John Spartan with bullets at full-auto in close range and fucking missing.
>>206505782There were no trans people or pedos or furries and it offended him>>206505916He should have hung out with Swayze instead
>>206505782White people made him do it
>>206505782You remember how Hollywood used to have black characters that were actual characters and not just black caricatures (that are actually racist even if the left doesn't realise it)? Nowadays a black character in a movie will be a stereotypical black nigga rather than an actual person. His race will basically be his entire identity whereas in a movie like Demolition Man, Simon being black was merely incidental and it had nothing to do with anything else.>he's a criminal so he's still a stereotypical blackKek, perhaps, but that's not the point. Nowadays you couldn't even have a black criminal vs a white hero in an action movie, at least not without heavily "humanising" the black villain with all kinds of woke racial injustice in his background story. It's all a bit silly nowadays 2bh. I hope you see the point I'm trying to make as I'm not the most articulate person.
>>206511331I get what you’re saying. In demolition man he was more like an anarchist adrenaline junkie type of criminal. Not a black gangsta type
>>206511413Yes, and you look at black characters in many of those old action movies, them being black had nothing to do with their character. E.g. Carl Weathers and Mac in Predator. They were actual people, not just stereotype MTV niggas that media pushes on them as their prescribed identity.
>>206505782Simon Pheonix was a really great villain.
>>206511597Snipes plays great villains in general.
>>206505782He got a seashell stuck up his ass.
eh how do u use the seashells? Only thing I could think was you use the shells to scrape the shit out of your crack.
>>206511747They were buttons for a bidet essentially. One washes front, one washes back, one dries both.
>>206511331i remember watching it as a teenager in the late 90s. i dont remember thinking about his race much. leftoids have put back race relations decades at this point. we're probably close to 1970s race relations right now.
>>206511839>i dont remember thinking about his race muchyeah, exactly. nobody even fucking thought about it. IT DIDNT MATTER. the only reason we're talking and thinking about it now is because of all their bullshit. woke politics are divisive and I believe it's intentionally so, all orchestrated by the Jew.
>>206511839It’s insane how far back we’ve slid. My mother claims that anyone who didn’t vote for Harris is racist. Like that’s the only reason, the main reason that people didn’t vote for her. If you tried to explain to her that a lot of people disagreed with her policies and politics she will just double down and say it’s just because they’re racist and sexist.
>>206507365*Chris Rock
this guy manipulated a black criminal to do his bidding i thought that was weird
>>206512057Is it the same actor as minister adviser in Yes Minister? Yes i am retarded halp
>>206511662Great movie
>>206511897It's all been downhill since Blade (1998), and that's part of the reason that people reacted so strongly to the Deadpool cameo, it really was hearkening back to a better time. We also had Spawn, though that's a worse example since it was such a shitty movie, but generally the same principle applies. I was even willing to give Black Panther a chance until the girl's "white boy" quip, and then it was clear, the lesbian jews are fully in control of the MCU. They couldn't even make it 5 minutes in Shang Chang Bing Bang Ding Dong without some similar bullshit. Somehow, back in the 1990s, during the era of Rodney King, and OJ, and before Obama, Hollywood still managed to make this progress, and then it all fell apart... because peace and harmony aren't profitable.
>>206512181Ye
>>206512181yes, minister
>>206512335>Hollywood still managed to make this progress, and then it all fell apart... because peace and harmony aren't profitable.what are you talking about? they were far more profitable before the woke shit began. everybody's sick of it that's why hollywood is producing flop after flop now.
>>206512320Ice T recently revealed they had a sequel planned where Nino somehow survives and he teams up with Scotty to fight a bigger bad.
>stallone swings a TV by its cord and smashes snipes with it>"you're on TV"heh
>>206512860>I watched it on tvKino
>>206512860>>206513180that quip was fucking lame af
>>206510164kek, that film was quite funny.
>>206513569So's your face.
>>206513739is that fucking val kilmer? I never would have foreseen him humiliating himself like this.
>>206513864It's Kurt Russell.
>>206513897they look similar eh?!?! LOL
Sandra Bullock was sexo in Demolition Man.
Snipes lost all his money to the tax man
>>206514511I would virtual sex her if you know what I mean
>You see, this was long before Wesley Snipes. Back then, we was the blackest niggas in Hollywood.
Oh man, after this Taco Bell, I'm gonna need way more than three sea shells!
>>206505782his BOGGLE?!
>>206514584aayyyy.
>>206514584Both Jewish.
>>206514814how much do u weigh
it was not supposed to be a documentary!
>>206512057Very jewish of him.
>>206514584I said this in the other thread:>>206506330>in the "sex scene," there were like two or three frames which show boobies. I skillfully paused to one of those frames as a kid and fapped to it. these were times before broadband pornography. kids today must be so screwed to the shit they're jerking off to on fiber and crap man.There it is LMAO xD
>>206514581But not my respect!
>>206516015Based pause anon. Probably not Sandra, but still.
>When you go back to her place to smash but she pulls out the vr headset and HDMI cables instead
>>206516015Wasn't it that you could only pause a vhs for like one minute before it straight up stopped the playback? Those were hard times to be sure.
Not enough hunka chunka.
>>206516186I had the DVD nigga.
>>206516318look at mr. moneybags over here
>>206516341hehehe. Everybody had to get a DVD player after Matrix came out! It was a seriously wow moment switching to DVD from VHS and Matrix was the perfect movie for that. It's funny going back to standard definition DVD now of course but man what a step up it was from VHS. Anyway everybody had one when they got a PS2 of course!
>>206511662An anchor? Does he own a boat or something?
>>206517743looks like they froze him immediately after he had gotten a good gym work out and his muscles stayed in post-gym pump mode the entire time
it took me a few watches to realise that sly was swearing at the machine to get enough paper to wipe his ass.
>>206505782How Taco Bell turned into an expensive restaurant.
>>206511662ROCKA-BYE BABY
>>206506966No that's the fat bitch from the talk
He didn't need to do this
>>206520778>2024>still no phaser guns in the 40w range
>>206520778Him punching the glass always gets me.
>>206520778That museum fight was kino. Literally fall back into time and fight on a city street....
A white clean utopia with 0 crime is bad because Dennis Leary can't swear in public? What kind of retarded logic did this movie have. Same ending as Elysium where they let all the brown hordes in for free healthcare.
>>206521682>A whiteYou didn't watch the movie, idiot. There are plenty of blacks. They are exactly like the whites and no one is worried about skin color.
>>206517998Thats a plot point later. The machine seemingly keeps you physical strong and fit and can even increase your intelligence depending on the settings.
>>206521741>The movie had a few blacks who all seemingly work for the police force. Yes its a white utopia.
>>206505782its crazy how well some movies age, I watched this and The Faculty which were both panned by critics and they're genuinely 10x more enjoyable than movies today, even "good" movies.
>>206521767makes him desire to knit clothing kek we need it in real life!
>>206521682how much time did you spend on coming with this contrarian take?
>>206510164>There were no trans people or pedos or furries and it offended himThere was. That's basically all there was in Cocteau's dystopia. That was the whole premise of the movie, did you watch any of it?
>>206521892They take time for character development.
>>206517954He holds shit down. Kinda like a paperweight, but for boats.
>>206522021>implying Cocteau's vision would be left enough for todays leftistsI mean it was a satire and even they knew when to hit the brakes
>>206508404How's that projection going for you?
>>206518607Scary how this has turned out...
>>206518607What an asshole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
>>206506966Actually that's Low Tier God,you blind?
>>206523491lmao thats great how have i never seen this
>>206520778The fact the villain is black(a rare thing to begin with) just makes this movie so much perfectly accurate to the future its scaryNow I'm just waiting for the seashells thing to become reality somehow and all will be whole
>>206520778His Dennis the menace attire is the best
>You fought in thr Franchise Wars?
