Gator Edition (feat. hot babe Kaya)previous: >>214553400
>Wake me up, when September ends
>>214579004>44 days until halloween
>They will make cemeteries their cathedrals and the cities will be your tombsBest film taglines?
can I get more hillbilly and/or mutant horror
watch Night Flier
>>214579098just watch cannibal films. they are the ultimate hillbillys when you think about it>Cannibal Holocaust>Cannibal Ferox>Slave of the Cannibal God
>>214579193https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFQGupewPhQ
>>214579080>EVIL DIES TONIGHT
>>214579472Kek
>>214579004SEXO Kaya
>>214579004That's a tall-assed gator!
>>214579004
>>214579098House Of 1000 CorpsesThe Cottage (2008)Evil Breed: The Legend Of Samhain (save for nearer Halloween)Cannibal Farm (really awful)Mother's Day (1980)Backwoods (2006)Backwoods (2008) seems to be a vintage year for hickspoitation.and for something a bit different, Jugface.On an Aussie note, The Cars That Ate Paris is sort of in there but it's more satire than horror with a kind of proto-Mad Max note.Body Melt also has a slight bogan subplot going but mostly not.
>>214580493>The Cottage (2008)I have not heard of this one before, but looks pretty comfy! Cheers!
>>214580624i love this movie. never been able to figure out why the reviews were so bad, critics and audience alike.
Any movies coming out during halloween season? Only know of VHS and Black Phone 2. Good Boy is apparently not good according to the critics (so it might be good actually)
>>214580918scream 7 and HIM
>>214579939kek
>>214580918Bro's looking at the wrong Good Boy movie
>>214582507serve them well. shoulda called it Goodest Boi instead to avoid confusionation
>>214579004Is this the movie where a gator/croc kidnaps people and put them in its cave lair and the main girl wakes up seeing the gator/croc about to eat other bodies but paused and walks away because it heard some intruders.
>>214582507RT is useless. They could give it a 6/10 (most of them are) and it appears positive but i'm not wasting my time on a 6/10 movie where the protagonist is a heckin doggerino.
>>214579193Kinda wish they'd remake that. And Langoliers. All the 80s/early 90s Kingshit can be remade.
Thoughts on SOV horror?
>>214582791The 80s suck
>>214583076Have you considered that you might be gay or retarded?
This is a 70s/80s general. Feel free to leave or kys if you think otherwise.
>>214583168A tiny sampling of 80s kino, not even mentioning the birth of splatter slashers>1) Do the Right Thing (Spike Lee) >2) Blue Velvet (David Lynch) >3) Raging Bull (Martin Scorsese) >4) The Shining (Stanley Kubrick) >5) Raiders of the Lost Ark (Steven Spielberg) >6) Blade Runner (Ridley Scott)>7) Fanny And Alexander (Ingmar Bergman) >8) Brazil (Terry Gilliam) >9) Aliens (James Cameron) >10) Ran (Akira Kurosawa)>11) Wings of Desire (Wim Wenders) >12) E.T. The Extra Terrestrial (Steven Spielberg)>13) The King of Comedy (Martin Scorsese) >14) The Empire Strikes Back (Irvin Kershner) >15) Come and See (Elem Kilmov)>16) Back to the Future (Robert Zemeckis)>17) The Thing (John Carpenter) >18) Die Hard (John McTiernan)>19) Amadeus (Miloš Forman)>20) Crimes and Misdemeanors (Woody Allen)>21) Vagabond (Agnes Varda)>22) Hannah and Her Sisters (Woody Allen)>23) Paris, Texas (Wim Wenders)>24) Dekalog (Krzysztof Kieślowski)>25) L’Argent (Robert Bresson)>26) The Green Ray (Éric Rohmer)>27) Broadcast News (James L. Brooks)>28) Tootsie (Sydney Pollack) >29) This is Spinal Tap (Rob Reiner) >30) Blow Out (Brian DePalma)
>>214579027I will dress up as the undead on Halloween, and I will go out with a toy knife to SCARE! the neighborhood.
>10 months till the new evil dead movieis there anything remotely interesting in the /hor/ community coming out before that? why are we living in such boring times
>>214583168Harper is stunning in that LBD (little black dress)
every single Steven King story is mid at best, how did that hack get so famous
>>214583458Nice! These are some of my favorites from your list:>Blue Velvet>The Shining>The Thing>Amadeus>Paris, Texas>This Is Spinal Tap>Blow OutIf we're talking 80s horror, I'd also add>Videodrome>Possession>Tenebre>The Beyond>The Fly
>>214583571Absolutely.
I'm going to be honest with everyone, I don't like The Nightmare Before Christmas.
>>214583612Cause he spammed the market at a time people didn’t write poop like that.
>>214583714I didn’t either, it’s kind of a trash film but I never watched it when I was little. Same could be said for several shit movies that get universal praise. It depends on when everyone watched it Corpse bride is superior
>>214583571I liked the part where she got chopped up in Suspiria.
>>214583760>I never watched it when I was littleMe neither, I think that's why I don't like it. I can view it as an adult for the first time without seeing it through a nostalgic lens.
>>214583640>>214583168>>214583458>Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)>The Evil Dead (1981)>Halloween II (1981)>An American Werewolf in London (1981)>Creepshow (1982)>Poltergeist (1982)>Friday the 13th Part III (In 3D) (1982)>The Thing (1982)>Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)>Near Dark (1987)>Hellraiser (1987)>Child's Play (1988)>Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)>Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)>Halloween IV: Return to Haddonfield (1988)>The Fly (1986)>Evil Dead II (1987)>Pet Sematary (1989)>Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)>Halloween V: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)>Phantasm II (1988)>Basket Case (1982)>From Beyond (1986)>Re-Animator (1985)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Return of the Living Dead (1985)>Lifeforce (1985)>Puppet Master (1989)>Demons / Demoni (1985)>Critters (1986)>Ghoulies (1985)>Monster Squad, The (1987)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Society (1989)>Trick or Treat (1986)>Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)>A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)>Swamp Thing, The (1982)>Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)>Toxic Avenger, The (1985)>Body Snatchers (1987)A snippet of 80's horror films, no other decade can remotely compete!
>>214584156And they weren't pussies about the male or female gaze.
>>214583458Almost none of that is /hor/ though.
>>214579167>>214580918We had such a lovely couple of threads without this thing being posted.
>>214579004If the damsel didn't piss herself, it wasn't Real Horror.
How does /hor/ feel about him
>>214584358I don't know who that is
>>214583544I dunno why don't you read the thread where people asked this and replied previously.
>>214584288See >>214584156
>>214584358sorry anon it's the first time i see your face
>>214584539Yeah, but what was the point of the first list then?
What's the last /hor/ you watched? I just viewed Until Dawn. Wasn't bad. Cabin In the Woods meets Happy Death Day.
>>214585041Rewatched Stage Fright (1987), still good.
>>214585041That I've never seen before:>You Are Not Me>Body Snatchers>Onsen Shark AttackThat I've seen before:>Friday The 13th: A New Beginning
I liked it
M3gan!
>>214585878is missing
>>214585878First movie>a scary AI robot doll that goes rogue and starts a killing spree to meet her objectiveSecond movie>the killer robot suddenly knows about human morals and regrets their actions and is forgiven for mass murder. She now has to slay an AI deity that has apparently always existed but we forgot to mention that in the first movie. Also here is Gemma doing action scenes.Not gonna lie, I was hoping M3gan was going to turn heel. Disappointed how they have to make every sentient evil character become redeemable.
>>214585878not hor
>>214583793No one gets "chopped up" in either Suspiria… especially not Jess.>>214585041I watched Black Moon (1975) last night. It's considered an "experimental fantasy horror" but it didn't really feel like one. I'd classify it as a surrealist art film, less /hor/ more /film/: very absurdist, esoteric, and ultimately impenetrable. The main actor is Joe Dallesandro from Andy Warhol's Dracula.Not a bad film though, 6/10
>>214586169She got chopped up with a knife.
Banned movies on /hor/> Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0> Terrifier 4>Night of the Living Dead>Bring Her Back> Talk to Me> Midsommar> Army of Darkness> It Follows>Babadook>28 Weeks Later>Phenomena> Abigail> Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Day of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (1990) >Dawn of the Dead (2004)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)
>>214586191She was slashed and sliced up. "Chopped up" implies someone cut off her head, arms, and legs with a butcher knife or something lol
>>214585878sex!
>>214584358
>>214586708Beta cuck phenotype
>>214586749do you think he's got his own home cinema under the stairs?
>>214586708pissman if xhe was white
>>214586884Probably. Men like that are only good for betamale providing. If girls stayed 20 their whole lives, men like that would be totally useless except as a worker.
>>214587069Kind of like a literal slave class. Not that we dont have this already. Thing is, 80% of men think they are “somebody” cause they got married but the reality is the purpose of these men boil down to 1) being a beta husband and 2)providing labor. Their excuse for providing labor is “for muh family.” Regarding the “beta cuck workhorse husband,” these men just pretend “all men are equal” or deny they are bottom 80% men aka low value men.
>>214587069Yeah remember (They Live)>marry and reproduce We need a constant supply of labor
>>214587138> low value men.I was copefarming yesterday and “low value men” is one of Redditor’s most hated terms. kek
>>214587138this is what being a victim of bullying does to a mf
>>214587819>t. bottom 80% maleI was 12 years old when I started thinking about this. I saw the parents of my classmates and thought >ew why is she with him Then as I got older>beta male
>>214587069>>214587138>>214587510>>214587893I miss when mods removed off-topic spam and banned the third worlders posting it.
>>214587960It isnt off-topic. It was related to topics and is an organic discussion.
>>214588035I hope you die a long, excruciating death from dysentery.
>>214587819How is this bullying? That is literally a winner mindset. If youre a winner, you realize why there are those slogans in They Live. It is meant for the masses, bottom 90%ers. Economic data came out today that 80% of Americans feel that we have been in a recession these past 4 years. lmao. Top 3.3 % are doing better than ever.
I miss you guys.
>>214586169>surrealist art filmIt is that but it's also>experimental fantasy horrorIt's not exactly impenetrable it's a coming of age film so it's about realising not only could penetrations happen, you might not be on the side that does that Still one of my fav unicorns
>>214582611No that's Rogue
>>214585849>called House of Wax>is actually a remake of Tourist Trap
>>214588035You replied to someone who spams the topic every thread. It's inorganic.
>>214582969>Thoughts on SOV horror?Hit or miss really, though it usually misses most of the time desu.
>>214588696Based sniffer
Fave Tales from the Crypt episode? Mine is Television Terror
>>214588767The Christmas episode was good. It was both in the 70s movie and the 90s TV series. There was another episode with Teri Hatcher in it that I liked.
>>214587960Third worlders (btw, "third world" isn't a term used in academia since decades ago) mog you.
>>214588874that one with Kirk Douglas and his son set during WW1
>>214588720The discussion they were having literally led to the discussion of another horror movie.
>>214588975meant to reply to >>214588767but you get it
>10 yearswhat the fuck manhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bazy1M6G38M
>>214588035Are you the hall monitor?
>>214588720How is it inorganic? The entire discussion was related to movies and movie watching.
>>214588720I never notice any spam. Sometimes you just have to realize not every post is going to be of interest to you.
>>214588894Nope. Back to your decrepit mudhut, malding turd worlder.
What was his fucking probem?
>>214587960Are you a discord mod?
>>214589324Love and death.
>"I never notice any spam," cries the canadian virgin schizo that spams /hor/ with his fetishes 24/7
Rent free.
Cope
Cute*
>>214589571M3GAN!
>>214589321It's just the truth, boy. Try to get out the trailer park next time.
>>214579004I know I'm literally in the opposite thread of what I need, but can someone give me recommendations on halloween movies that are not scary at all? I have coworkers that I watch movies with, but they are pussies that can't handle any horror. But I want to have a halloween movie month. Like Hocus Pocus, but everyone's seen that one already.
>>214589704Spirit Halloween 2022
>>214589653Why would someone that makes six figures live in a trailer park?
>>214589571*faire face>>214589621*fair face
>>214589786Cause moving up is hard, bro. Zip code you grew up in pretty much determines your life.
>>214589786>it's the "six figures" guy again
>>214589786> six figures so..110k
>>214589853It’s pissman
>>214579080>They're Back from the Grave and Ready to Party>Just when you thought it was Safe to be Dead
>>214589968>implying pissman makes more than jannies
>>214579098Wrong Turn franchise.
what would you do in this situation?
>>214590234> what would you do in this situation?
>>214590312kek
>IMG_2641.jpg
>>214589324Dylan Dog owns
>>214590312>>214590363Are these two supposed to be the same person?
>>214589786Six figures? Like this?: 000000 (I live with my parents, btw)
>>214590426yes, 50 years later
>>214579004I thought it would be fun this Halloween season to watch one horror film from every continent. Finding something to watch from North America (Hollywood) and Asia (Japan) should be easy, but does anybody know any horror movies worth watching from Africa, Latin America or Europe? Surely there must be something from each.
>>214590520There’s not a single horror film from Europe
>>214590520from Europe? Haute Tension
>attended horror convention with a friend for the first time ever>the smell was UNBEARABLEsome of those people smelled like they've been sitting in vinegar for decades
>X number of days until Smile 3 announcement
>>214587138To be honest, high IQ has a significant positive correlation with marriage rate, so you might just be a bitter outcast.
>>214590493Grim.
>>214590520>EuropeSurely you heard about Italian horror by now.
>>214590854>high iqGtfo. lmao. 80% of men are unattractive even if they arent full on betas. >marriage rateIf girls never had the wall or a biological clock, regardless of iq, majority of men wouldn’t even land a long term relationship or anything. Marriage wouldn’t exist without the Wall. Funnily enough, with girls being able to earn their own salary now, many girls are now (dumbly) admitting why they get married.>social outcastYeah I guess, especially when 80% of Americans say it feels like it has been a recession since 2021.
>>214590550>>214590900I shouldn't have lumped Europe in with Africa and Latin America. Obviously Europe has plenty of horror. I more meant I needed help picking one from Europe. Obviously Europe has a lot more to choose from than Latin America and Africa
>>214590854I would believe you if you said “mid range” or bell curve iq. Legit high iq people can see through marriage and also realize females are low iq.
>>214588767The rare (only?) episode that's a straight horror.
>>214589704The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow (1980)When Good Ghouls Go BadCasperUnder WrapsGoosebumps II
Halloween back in theaters again next monthhttps://www.allhallowsgeek.com/michael-myers-returns-to-the-big-screen-this-fall/