How do you defeat him?
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>>215580602>get in a car>drive awaypretty easy
>>215580602giant uv resin blockfreeze him in place in 5 minutesthen get him graded as a statue and sell him to a new in box collector
>>215580635he drives after you
>>215580635Did you forget that he can also drive
>>215580602I wouldn't defeat him. I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.
>>215580635you said this about the only slasher that drives a car
>>215580602Is this AI or a kid in a Spock mask?
>>215580698sonic the hedgehog shadow
>>215580685>>215580666>>215580661>*drives faster*damn the retarded psychopath almost had me
>>215580685Freddy can drive too
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>>215580685Who taught Michael how to drive? Was someone at the mental institution really taking this murderous psycho out the parking lot as a kid to learn how to drive?
>>215580602Only one can defeat Michael
>>215580685>DROP ONE OF THEM NIGGAS WHEN I KILL EM CALL THE REVEREND YEA
>>215580725he's not retarded. That's Jason.
tjheres no way to beat him because the writers keep moving the goalpost of what hes actually capable of doing inthey say hes just a regular guy, just a killer and it is spooky because he could be your brother, your neighbour, your techer.. he could be ANYBODY... SPOOKY OHHHHHWUUUUUUUUU!!The. they make him immune to gunshots, gas explosions, amchete t the head, 20ft falls, drowing, hes petty much immortal.. but at the same time hes just a regular guy... SPOOKY!!!
>>215580751If you go by that one continuity, it was one of the cult members working at the hospital.Most likely this guy on the left. (no, really)
I wouldn't defeat him. I would listen, which is what nobody else did.
>>215580602Get his fucking rags off
>>215580800It's a very interesting easter egg that you can sometimes spot Michael driving around randomly during some of the scenes. This nigger is legit doing reconnaissance unlike Jason
>>215580785czsworld on yt had a pretty good theory about how Michael's body works like master chief's armor, how it gets critically low and needs time to recharge, but basically Michael has a
>>215581387Fuckin hit a button on accidentBut basically Michael has a health meter where if he gets bombarded with damage in a short period of time, he falls down and is "stunned" until he recharges and gets back up, but he never actually dies
>>215580751probably loomis because he’s a nutjob
>>215580602send him to space
>>215580602im not a woman, so i wouldnt be a main character or someone in his path of destruction. so as long as im not randomly in his path i'd be fine. i guess we'll find out tomorrow... on HALLOWEEN
>>215580602Flashlight in his eyes, then loop his slow ass around pallets while my teammates fix gens ggez
>>215580669>>215580816You can't listen to what he has to say if he doesn't speak. He's unbeatable, this guy.
>>215580602pretty sure I remember they just slashed his throat and threw him in a woodchipper in that last awful movie, and it worked
>>215580635But he's already in the car.
>>215580602Wasn't he defeated with a coat hanger?
>>215580602Inter Continental Ballistic Missile.
rape him
>>215580602Has anyone ever just unloaded in him with some high caliber?
>>215580602What does he do when he's not trying to kill his sister on halloween? Like does he live a relatively normalfag life with a job and perhaps even a family?
>>215580602>>215580635I want just ONE horror film where the main character is a savant, tism level genius that thinks of creative ways of surviving, always doing shit that is the absolute best option in any given moment. Their smarts always being just enough to ward off the supernatural killer and survive towards the next encounter as they slowly uncover how royally fucked they are due to the lore drops and revealing that the killer is some evil eldritch god.
>>215580602>>215580614gay sex
>>215580602hole trap with spikes inside, when he falls just fill it with concrete
How did he learn to drive if he's been locked up as a kid?
>>215580602Push him into one of these and lock itWhat's he gonna do, bend steel?
>>215580602Shoot him. With bullets.
>>215580661>>215580666>>215580685I am in Europe. He'd get in a car, see shiftstick and then he would shit and piss himself in confused despair, because he might be a demon from hell, but at the end of the day he is just American't.
>>215584775>I am in EuropeI'm so sorry.
>I am so sorry
>>215580602Why didn't Laurie just fulfill Michael's repressed incest desires?
>>215580756And this version of Godzilla specifically.
>>215584981Seething
>>215580602https://exhentai.org/g/1243030/f51a1d8dcd/The only way to deal with these murderous pieces of shit.
>>215584775automatic transmissions have been around since the 40scan't believe europe is still so far behind
>>215580602I wouldn't defeat him, I would listen to what he had to say in a way which nobody did.
