Spooky EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>215592034
star trek sex with shran
>>215618211Noooooo not the little guy
How do you pronounce Jeffrey Combs?
list of scariest /trek/ episodes, anon?
>>215618367with the utmost respect
>>215618431people might not agree but I think The Changeling is pretty scary. it certainly plays out like a horror movie
>>215618530>TOS Haunted House episode on HalloweenHow did they know?
>>215618790its out of airing order so they purposely changed it for tonight
>>215619253Oh....well now I feel silly
Happy Halloween to my fellow ENT bro's.
>>215619270>a'ight imma head out
>>215619193>Riker gets the command of the Enterprise >immediately moves the other chairs away from hisBased fat man
>>215619270Vulcan ships are so silly looking, I love them
I would have sex with the Sh’ran class, if you catch my drift
>>215619479they're so...phallic
>Vulcan ships are big cocks with rings around themWhat did they mean by this?
>>215619522Nacelles are for the weak
>>215619193I can already hear that bitch Mariah Carrey through the time stream.
>>215619193look at Picard's gunt
>>215619981>that one time I went to Japan in December and the only song they played was Last Christmas by George MichaelW-w-what? Why?
>>215618527>A Dazzling Display of Logic
>that one time I went to England and all they knew was S Club 7>https://youtu.be/FSjvlnneEto?si=2aeNOatMF05TdZqD
odo was a jerk and im glad he dissolved into the link like the big gay faggot he was
>>215620677weyoun sucks
>>215620677hear hear
There haven't been slopera updates in a while
>>215621538People have kind of been assholes in the thread lately. And the schizos haven't been around either so we can't scapegoat them. I think some people have been driven off.
hello /trek/ happy halloweendid you do anything fun for the holiday? I won a regional painting contest and am planning on making some transporter pad and bridge dioramas for nacelle's star trek figures that should start shipping soon
>>215620197I used to like S Club 7 back in the day
>>215622307I wanna see your painting
every single day I wake up checking for a response from nacelle about a ro laren toyI am tired of waiting for a response and the old me would start finding devious ways to get through to them, an email on linkedin, an unlocked back door to the officein my old age I try to be more patient but this hunger is not something I can ignore and know it's only a matter of time until I act on urges I try to suppress so why waitI wish they would just tell me to relax and they're working on the best ro laren ever
>>215622307I won third in a longsword tournament (HEMA) and won the free for all
>>215622418why do you think they would reply? surely they just tally the requests for characters in some spreadsheet and that's it.
>>215622367the witch king of angmarI've been really getting into mesbg lately>>215622432that's pretty radI miss fencing
>>215622498they will reply to meI'm gonna make some rough diorama mockups for a transporter pad, bridge, and holodeck that would make their products look awesome and try to be their diorama bitch or find some way to help the war effortI know it's ridiculous but people aren't buying trek merch anymore and this is the last best shot for a cool trek toy line and I want to be part of itI will keep hailing them until they reply
>>215622559well I guess it can't hurt. I support your dioramas idea that would be rad
>>215622615Geordi comes with a giant holodeck archway so they're already including props for people to fill out shelves and displays witheven if it leads nowhere I'll still be making shelf inserts for these anywayfirst wave is supposed to ship before Christmas
>watching DS9>they reveal the changeling imposter in front of klingons>changeling gets blasted 100 times and explodes into dustfucking kek. based klingons showing everyone how its done.
>>215624084I appreciate how different shows have always called the Klingon weapons 'disrupters' and that's what it did to the changeling, they disrupted it.
>>215622688>wake up one day and go to living room>randomly say 'arch'>star trek arch appears>ohshitohshitohshitmylifeisalieohshit
>>215622688>>215622418Are you the anon on /toy/ who keeps posting about Ro Laren?
>>215618431Identity CrisisSchisms
Watching Workforce. Man, this is a great 2-parter.
>>215625550isn't there an sg-1 episode with a very similar plot? both are good episodes though.
>>215624818Nigga you didnt even have a life. You're just an NPC thats gained sentience in somebodys holodeck. Stop posting on my 20th century re-creation of an internet forum.
>>215625664Australia has fallen. Initiate third phase protocol. Account for homosexuality resistance
Once upon a time three of the posters itt making off topic posts had a discord they now deny the existence or knowledge of where they French kissed eachothers gay ass. Now they brag about sucking off japanese Europeans and Chinese Australians while the mall walkers cross the precipice of the hot-topic of euthanasia
>>215626047Apgar status?
>>215626412This is not your blog you faggot
>>215626412Why did you kill him
>>215624084It's crazy O'Brien, Sisko, and Odo weren't executed in that undercover mission. Gul Dukat is awesome of course too in it. "I don't need to arrange a pickup for you because if you fail you are dead".
>>215626153
>>215622418Why are you whinging? You can get a Playmates Ro for $15. On Ebay, new in box. It's funny how many listings there are. These things must've been bought by the hundreds, hoarded away in storage. By so many people. Expecting that this memorabilia would be worth something in the future. An investment. And they're selling them now, after 30 years. For pretty much the original 1994 sticker price. You don't even have understand inflation, opportunity cost or time in market. To know this was not a good investment.
>>215618211>spocky
Today on /trek/ did you know:Did you know star trek is referenced in both Ace Ventura I and Cable Guy?
>>215627199iirc he wants a good quality Ro
>>215618211Pathetic Loser Edition
>>215625550All the VOY 2-parters are 10/10.>except maybe the Sarah Silverman one, but I still like it bcuz it's basically The Voyager Home but in 90's LA.
>>215627924its a 5/10 for me because silverman is in about half of it. 0/10 for her parts. 10/10 for everything else
>>215627924Equinox is fucking awful and one of the dumbest stories they've ever done about Starfleet personnelGoes way beyond the normal "badmiral" shitBut otherwise VOY does have a really strong hit rate.
>>215626767he didn't like nutrek
>>215627924Just got through the Hirogen Nazi 2 parter. Hardly a 10/10 my man.
>>215628141i might agree if this was alpha or beta but its not, is it? we're in delta and a nova class ship is stranded.
>>215628273???Doesn't matter. The Starfleet move in that situation is to settle on a planet, or with another warp-capable race until you can get yourself back on your feet again, repair your ship, and continue back under your own power.To willfully genocide an alien species as fuel is so comically evil that I genuinely think it should be beyond a 24th century evolved human.It was a dumb story. Also, it subverts Starfleet and the Federation and Roddenberry principles in a single episode more than DS9 did in its entire run.
>>215628306it wasnt a genocide, they only needed to kill a couple dozen. and they died for their sins. its not like when admiral ross got zero consequences for his s31 shit or sisko being an accessory to assassination or any of the horrid shit ds9 pumped out week after week. the equinox crew made the wrong choices and they were appropriately punished. its great star trek
>>215628393It's not the same as all. Section 31 is not part of the Federation and even if a few rogue "badmirals" collaborate with them, that's a situation with the whole Alpha Quadrant on the line and isn't anywhere near the same situation.A Starfleet crew making "the wrong choice" would be to subvert and take over a non-warp species or something. But using a specific alien as fuel for your ship is some insane Nazi gas chamber shit and a Starfleet captain would NEVER be capable of it.
>>215628447they killed the first one by accident and then they had to defend themselves from constant attacks. what were they supposed to do, not use their enemies corpses for fuel?
>>215627977I like her in it.
>>215628521It took VOY like three hours to figure out how to communicate with them. Don't make excuses for Ransom.
>>215628687he was stuck 70k light years from home without a holodeck. I can cut him some slack. and its not like he thought he was going to get away with it. the space ghosts would chase them all the way home and he would be found out immediately. so ransom must have figured it was worth his career and soul to get his crew home.
>>215628769Well, he's not the only thing wrong with the episode.Janeway also becomes peak Insaneway in this episode when she threatens to turn the aliens loose on the black guy in the interrogation and let them torture and probably kill him but Chakotay stops her and makes her call it off.It's just a shitty episode that tries to be too edgy all around. I wouldn't be surprised if Bryan Fuller had a big hand in it.
>>215628580I bomb Palestinians for she
>>215628580>>215628855she has the most grating voice on the planet, its worse then nails on a chalk board
>>215629306sexo voice
>>215622559>Make a mockup of the D'S hallways on one side of the arch>bring it around to different places ans take pictures as if the place you took it to was a holodeck program they were in
>>215629306I like her voice. It's cute. Sometimes she plays it up. Like in a Fran Dresher way. Irritating for comedy. But, I only ever hear it in small doses. In a movie or episode. So, it's fine. Maybe if Rain Robinson left with Voyager. And she joined the show. Replaced Kes instead of Seven. I don't know how much of a real possibility that was. I've heard the rumour that they were thinking of doing that. So, maybe if that happened. She might become annoying. But, no. I like her.
does anyone have the porthos version?
>>215629442You're deranged. Her voice is awful her nudes are worse
>>215629436Wear it like a mask. But, like. A bit further away from your face. So you can just see its periphery. So then, it's like everything you see. You're seeing happen on the holodeck. And then you can treat every interaction like you're in a holonovel.
>>215629500She waited until she was like 40 to do her first nude scene. And gained weight for that role. Like Christian Bale. And it's a kitchen sink mumblecore indie flick. It's not shot in a sexy way. Please. You have to give her credit. If she got them out in that VOY 'sode. They would've looked spectacular.
>The charge has been made that you have used money to bring down a great House
>>215629968What was Alice's end goal? Go fast?
Watching "Human Error" from Voyager. Wow, this episode sucks!
>>215627199I already have that version and the Diamond Select version but their head sculpts and articulation are trash
>>215630340Actually I take that back
>>215629491
Have Ro and Wesley Dodds fuck
>>215630404It's nice to see Seven with different hairstyles and outfits but most of the last season sucks.
>>215630404good lord
>>215630367jubilee, sandman, the question, ridder and? who the fuck is the one in the brown vest?
>>215630570Looks like Jeremy Irons
>>215630595but why?
>>215630570>>215630494I'm building a private detective agency team, just waiting on Starman Jack Knight to be released. The guy with the glasses is going to be the og Starman, Ted Knight. I'm okay with Ted being Jeremy Irons
>>215630634ah, you should get the rest of the trenchcoat brigade
i love Weyoun
>>215619479But can you haul freight with it?
>>215619270Is spinning such a good trick that it's logical to use it?
>>215630686that's what it's turning into I'm ready for a Holmes Data and Moriarty but first things firststill no response from Nacelle about a Ro Laren toy
>>215631027we got your emails and are intentionally ignoring them and delayed the ro laren figure, as a joke
>>215631161if you refer to document 17b in the fourth email I sent you there will be a detailed analysis of how well army builder bucks sell and how they're crucial for lines like star wars and gi joe to survivethere is also a summary list of all accessories a ro laren figure should include like a headband head sculpt, hasperat, and a romulan disruptor pistol, and a more detailed explanation in section 5, subparagraph 7most importantly the lego set will have an exclusive ro laren you can only get by preordering the main setsteal lego's thunder, announce a ro laren everyone can buy not just whales, just walk right up and drop kick lego in the nutsdo it now
>>215630791
>>215631486we have your emails printed out and pinned up on the walls, nobody has ever read them
>>215631792don't worry about the large animal you hear rummaging around in the ventsjust a raccoon or something, probably
>>215631890we don't but we get regular updates on the mad ro laren fag, its good team building their is a pot where we bet on when the next one comes in, Rex one the last one
>>215630791They do seem poorly optimized for freight transport. Nothing really beats a cube, even the borg know that
>>215632297The most optimized space for freight would be a dodecahedron.
>>215632430I disagree
>>215632985>Lore? How did you get this number?
>>215618431TNG the alien abductions episode
>>215618431Data's Day
>>215634308
have any of you guys been to Vulcan, Alberta?
>>215634134I liked the Voyager version of that episode where Janeway responds to the aliens by trying to kill the aliens, herself and everyone else on the ship.
Another quiet weekend.
>>215634861>Your mother's disappearance is tragic, but I cannot risk your safety on the basis of a dubious hypothesis.
what if everyone said their favorite character and explained why they're your favorite? your favorite in the ENTIRE Star Trek.
>You don't understand. We mean you no harm. We seek peaceful co-existence.
>>215637108i like reghe drives
>>215637149>he drivesi don't remember him driving
>>215637144catspaw is my favorite tos episode
>>215635649They never really explained why Dr. Brahms transferred from Science to Command did they?
>>215637914she enrolled in the top secret Same Guy program
>>215637914She needed the promotion to outrank incel stalker Geodi
>There's the coal and there's the boiler. I'm much obliged for your help.
>>215639094VERTIFORM FUCKING SHITS
>>215637194he drove the ship with his bwain
>Naughty, naughty. I don't like those thoughts. We're going to have to do something about them.
>>215626047What is he doing to her? She is resisting! She is objecting and protesting!
>>215639552riker was secret hindu all along
>>215639668remember how troi married riker even though she knows hes a rapist?
>>215635568Got a bottle of Kanar and some Ketracel White
What was most people's favorite character in Enterprise?
>>215639975
>>215639997Why are you doing this? Just because some woman somewhere won't Fuck you this is how your are going to act?
I don't remember this scene
>>215640045You need to relax and find your sweet spot. That's freighter talk, the sweet spot is where the grav plating overlaps and gives you a pocket of zero g. It's a good spot to relax.
>>215634861I have actually, I lived near there for a few years as a kid. It’s pretty disappointing, Drumheller and the dinosaur museum there is much better >I have lost my way >But I hear tell >About a heaven in Alberta >Where they've got all hell for a basement
>>215637108His name is Barrash
you dirty fucking son of a bitch
>>215640820He was just trying to get him laid, man. I was left with the impression from that episode that he and Vash never actually, y’know
>>215640820>I'm sorry Captain, I thought you were some kind of expert on alien relics and their symbolism.
>>215640820>Commander, what you just did goes against all Starfleet principles and protocols. You should be ashamed of yourself.>Captain, may I speak freely?>You may.>I was just trying to get you pussy, Captain. Lately, you've been acting like a faggot to the bridge crew and they're starting to show the strain.>*Picard slowly and meditatively walks to the window and looks out*.>Maybe you're right, Will. Maybe I have been acting like a faggot. But I did get some pussy from some whore named Vash. Shit was tight.>Glad to hear it, Captain.
>>215640997>sh..shut up
>>215640045>Fisticuffs, pugilism, the manly art of self-defence. Come on. Isn't this all wonderfully barbaric? Go on, take a poke at me. I know that's really what you want to do. Come on.
>>215641282Does Mayweather's actor at least clean up at conventions from all the fans that like to meme him?
>>215619270
In Star Trek Voyager S4:E20 Tom Paris comes directly out of the holodeck and onto the bridge in his mechanic gear that he was wearing whilst working on a holographic car. Why is the holographic oil still staining his overalls? Would the stains not disappear once leaving the holodeck?And my neighbor died, I posted about it and someone reported me, why would you do that? Out of all the off topic shit that gets posted in /trek/ you want me banned because the man who lived across from me who I've known for years died and you think that's cool?
>>215641840the holodeck uses replicator tech where it can
>>215641840>>215641900I remember them also dressing up outside the deck for the Fairhaven episodes, it’s dumb
>>215641944Why? Miles and Julian went into the holosuites in full cosplay. And they were wearing real archaic earth navy uniforms in generations when they made worf walk the plank for his promotion.
>>215641840Tom carefully stains his shirt with real oil before stepping out of the holodeck, so as to preserve the illusion
>>215642062That’s a little dumb too, but the issue specifically with Voyager doing it is that they’re on and on about how they’re stranded and low on everything but they have to juice to unnecessarily replicate these costumes that presumably go back into the matter recycler when they’re done with them. Not a lot of closet space
>>215641944You think they should go to the holodeck naked? And wear a holocostume. Dumb.
>>215642209It’s never really clear what the holodeck can do to mesh a holo-costume over existing clothes. It seems like it shouldn’t be a huge deal
>>215642179They save replicator power by having Neelix cook their food instead of replicating it all. Any holodeck episodes take place when his larder is full with delicious locally sourced produce.
>>215642799There’s coffee in those costumes
>>215640045what's your problem faggot
>>215642824And in the corpses. Why does Janeway just throw valuable, recyclable bio matter into space?
>>215642978That’s another weird episode on several levels. I get that it’s maybe conventional to jettison dead crew like in the navy or something but I’d think maybe they’d cremate them in the future so there’s something for the family, and that’s not even touching on the >remember your girlfriend who was a valued member of the crew?>n..no
smolboy here
>>215640414not wasting a second of his life
>>215643129>theres dead feddie corpses in coffins just floating all over the quadrant>they've been doing this for hundreds of years>its now a hazard for ships
>>215643319honestly kinda basedthey shoot them out in unguided torpedoes too, so at any moment some alien could be cruising along and then get wiped out by some corpsepedo traveling at 8% lightspeed
>>215643398what a fucking awful description
>>215641840Sorry you got banned for such a retarded reason, anon, that fucking sucks
>>215643437I like it actually, it doesn't give too much away
>>215641840think about it like that: you are whoring out your dead neighbour for attention and you think that's cool?
*goes back to TNG uniforms**goes back to TNG lighting**removes all child characters*Ah, perfect...
>>215643437you need more?
>>215643692Did everyone across the galaxy adopt a universal docking port design? Seemed bizarre to me that any ship from anywhere could somehow dock to DS9.
>>215643692what happens here?
>>215643814Quark's house
>>215643814Given the glowing red thing sticking out, probably the station's power/engineering areas?
>>215643729They probably have docks that are somehow customizable based on the different ships. Customizable isn't the right word but I can't think of the right word. Sort of like how you can buy outlet adapters when you go to other countries.
>>215643619You do not understand what the phrase 'whoring out' means.
>>215643729I think there should be some degree of standardization within ship types but this should be fixable with replicators. I mean you have to get permission to dock and all of that so sending over the details on what kind of docking system you have shouldn't be too complicated unless its something truly outlandish.
>>215618530>RegenerationTop-tier ENT episode
>>215644129This might actually be my favorite ENT episode.
>>215644434Good taste Anon, though I'll put up the Mirror and Forge ones as equally funAnd Bakula was amazing in Twilight
>>215643814I think that's the station's reactor area
>>215644129>>215644434>>215644516not to butt in, but I really like it because it was the first time the borg were actually scary since their first couple appearances, and it's a good note to leave them on since it was the final time they appeared
>we've genetically created these jem hadar to be the ultimate warrior race>gets smacked around by klingons and even humans>okay, okay, get this! we've created NEW jem hadar, specifically for combat in the alpha quadrant! a new superior breed!>still gets whooped by klingons and humans>even a small bajoran woman can bitchslap them with the mighty double hammerfist
>>215643692>>215643814Anons, why didn't the Klingons Fucking Kek! Like when they were attacking DS9, why didn't they just sit at max range and lob photon torpedoes at the station? They could just keep like uncloaking, firing, and cloaking again. It's not like DS9 can Fucking doge them! It should be hella easy to attack a stationary space station. The station should have no Fucking chance against that sort of attack!
>>215644599I completely agree! After what we saw Voyager do to them, they really did make them terrifying again and I feel it redeemed them.
>>215618276star trek sex with wesley
>>215618276Is Shran gay?
>>215644763shran is incredibly straight
>>215644625>Anons, why didn't the Klingons Fucking Kek!this is a chatbot or an indian isn't it
>>215644599>not to butt in, but I really like it because it was the first time the borg were actually scary since their first couple appearancesSame. Voyager turned them into villains of the week and it was good to get them back to the nightmare force of nature that they were in early TNGAlso I enjoyed the nod to The Thing
How badly does the Ferengi empire go after the end of DS9?
>>215645332So badly that in a couple decades they're petitioning to join the Federation
>>215619479>Vulcan ships>Named ShranLMAO
>>215645005How am I a Fucking chatbot or Indian? Fucking why? Who would be paying me to do this?
>>215645332The ferengi empire isn't an empire it's more like a brand that is allowed to be used by franchisees.
>>215645417Vulcans confirmed once again for cucked by Big Blue Cock
>>215644625Space stations are OP in Trek lore for reason.
>>215643868no you
>>215645749>for some reasonBecause typically the power core on a station like DS9 is larger than some entire ships, and has far larger shield generators and weapons than a ship has. They dont have to worrry about weight slowing them down, because they almost never have to move.
>>215644625They were trying to capture the station, not destroy it. And attacking from a distance would make you look like a pussy in front of all the other Klingons. A group of Klingons that large is almost guaranteed to ignore any tactics that don't involve hand to hand combat.
>>215645572i never said you were paid, nice self report
>>215645407lower dReck is not star trek
>>215647542I just asked google ai:>Yes, Star Trek: Lower Decks is an official Star Trek series. It is an American adult animated science fiction comedy that is part of the Star Trek franchise and takes place in the same universe. The show focuses on the junior officers of the USS Cerritos and is created by Mike McMahan. You're incorrect. It is.
ro laren
>>215647730ai are known to hallucinate
>>215647878yummy
>>215647730Ai is retarded
I only use AI to make things that hurt me
>>215648289>no Dr. Selar statueWhy even live?
>>215648392I don't really check /tv/ anymore but it seems like it's just coomer shit and retarded nonsensedid everyone get dumber here or is this place just infested with spam bots?
Is Q a cuck?
>>215648451are you young and handsome?
>>215648392Just buy a tub of air-dry clay and make one.
>>215648604B O O B AOOBA
>>215649063>I have deduced that it is simply illogical to consume any food other than gabagool.
>>215649063thats a great lineup, all of them even ENT
>>215649063Piece of the Action and Live Fast and Prosper are a good start for a crime theme watch list. I'd add the TNG one with the time-travelling con artist thief. And, DS9's Magnificent Ferengi because it's a fun heist 'sode.
>>215649361nice toys faggot
>>215649063>kino>kino>kino>megakino>kinoThat's a great lineup
>>215649412thanks homo
>>215648464how does that make any sense?
>>215648464Sick fuck
>>215650306I dunno I kinda get it. Like how he was only interested in Vash because she was Picard's girlfriend or whatever. He's gay and a cuck and obsessed with Picard
>>215651245he dated a female Q for billions of years
>>215618211
vulcan human hybrids are objectively superior. only spock could control bitches minds from across the room
>>215651685you just reminded me that ENT retconned the psychic powers to be only a small percentage of the population, stupid ENT
>>215652076Ridiculous. There's a regular in this general with psychic powers, here, today. He's killing the international cabal of globalist nonces with his mind using vexation hexes while telepathically reporting his encounters with Avery Brooks and the Black Israelites to his handlers at the Central Bureau for Intelligence Investigation Agency. Surely in the future there would be even more of that
>>215652076Vulcans needed to nerfed drastically, they threw everyone at them in terms of powers in the TOS-era (incl. movies) for the sake of convenience
>>215652189>everyoneeverything
>>215651293>dated>never married or mated>for billions of yearsyeah, she was a beard
>>215652255took you long enough I excepted that exact reply hours ago
>>215652189nonsense, all the way though tos to voy it was fine, they weren't telekinetic or able to read someone a mile away or any jedi nonsense, there was absolutely no need to nerf them
>>215652255Why would a species like Q that doesn’t reproduce until Voyager have genders at all? I think you’re projecting harder than a Barkley program with the safeties off
>>215652513because for most species their are two genders including the Q however you are correct in your assessment that, that anon is projecting harder then a malfunctioning holodeck
>>215652540Species that reproduce sexually have sexes, Q are timeless and eternal until Voy takes a giant shit on the entire premise
>>215652513Well, the species might not actually have genders, but they did appear that way when assuming human form because andros would be seen as uncomfortable freaks. So theoretically any Q might be able to mate with any other Q.
>>215652642That’s the point: projecting our petty notions onto gods. We do that a lot, and in our fiction they even accommodate us like Q did
>>215652615so? they still have two genders
>>215652695Only in Voy. Up until then they took male form only
>>215652695you're retarded, see>>215652687
>>215652732lmao no you stupid casual
>>215652770idiot there are only two genders
>>215652825in humans. Q aren't human. or are you so stupid that you're trying to claim all life always falls into two gender groups? I don't want to believe I share a board with someone that dumb
>geezer schizo gone>pedo schizo goneI know it's not a very Star Trek sentiment but I genuinely hope both of them are dead or at least incapacitated to the level that neither ever return.
>>215653026they return Monday. Monday is his day off.
>>215653072it's been a few weeks since either have been regular visitors to the thread to be honest
>>215652814When they adopt human form they can do what they please, they’re gods. If they don’t reproduce in their natural forms they have no need of gender at all
>>215653014the Q do
>>215653132their is need and their is reality their are female Q and male Q thems the facts, did Zeus ever turn into a cow? no he turned into a bull
>>215653298>their their their>source: my ass
>>215652076they mostly undid that by the end. even soval did a meld
>>215653368their you are, how many times must I make a mockery of your retardation esl?
>Must have been those three full moons we passed yesterday. Well, a few sips of my coffee should clear the fuzz out of your brain.
>>215620707>weyoun sucksfuck you fag
>>215653733Shran > Brunt >>>>>> Weyoun
>>215653298That’s just another case of humans projecting their weird nonsense onto gods. It’s all so tiresome
now that the dust has settled, what exactly what his problem?
>>215653779space whale autism
>>215653779He was hungry, simple as
>>215653761that anon won't be happy when he learns who Sleipnir's mother was if he wants to get into mythology, and western at that
I just rewatched Encounter at Farpoint for the first time since becoming a Trekkie. You are all insane for calling it a bad episode or series premiere. The feature did a great job at setting the stage for the rest of the show. It looks and sounds great for a 40 year old production. The script was a little messy and unfocused. New viewers were bombarded with worldbuilding and character introductions. I don't see how they could have handled it better since TNG had to both be a sequel and a new entry point. I love how it ends with Picard telling both his crew and the audience to get used to big high stakes adventures. If only the rest of the season could retain the episode's momentum.
>>215653877I am well aware loki is sleipnirs sire, you idiot I've forgotten more about mythology then you will ever know
>>215653987Hey, nice, I summoned the schizo back. The thread was getting a little slow without you. We need you to keep things bumped.Autism, engage!
>>215653779Milk too sour to starburst
>>215654003Forgot to add, I'm trans, if it matters. >t. iresias
>>215653987This image is very telling.
>>215653987I unironically like Encounter at Farpoint. It suffers from the things most pilots do, bad pacing, uncertain and overcompensating characterizations and acting, overly self-impressed scenes (Saucer separation). The one big criticism I remember when it first came out is it felt like a cruise vessel/luxury liner, everything from the shopping on the planet, the holodeck, the lounge, all the amenities. 1000 crew and personnel on a ship that fits 6k.
>>215655065>Saucer separationIt insists upon itself. But whatever, it only happened in three episodes and Generations, so I don't care that much.
>>215654753You're right. It's caused me to reevaluate new Treks like DISCO. They weren't really so bad after all. Just a different vision.
Do people really hate saucer separation? It was cool in all of the times they did it... which was only four times.
>>215655309They did it six times if you include the movies.
>>215620677So what happened to the Founders? From what I remember they pretty much just get let off the hook aside from one changeling going to Starfleet jail which I'm sure is just a vacation resort.
>>215655338>Encounter at Farpoint>The Arsenal of Freedom>The Best of Both Worlds>GenerationsFour.
>>215655240lmao you are a disingenuous faggot
>>215655339correct
>>215655309Just annoying how often they bring it up in the first season as a catch all, glad they laid off on it later on & made it a huge special deal. It should be a last attempted move type thing.
Holodeck for Star Trek. Good or bad for Star Trek writing and storylines overall?
>>215655497It showcased inceldom.
>>215655497I'd say good, it practically put an end to the old TOS tradition of "here's a planet that's identical to Earth at a particular historical period", which would have been a little too silly for modern sci-fi.
>>215655387They really fucked up all aspects of the ending didn't they?
>>215655670What would you prefer they had changed in the ending?
>>215655670correct
Rank the finalesTNG >>>> DS9 > VOY >>>> ENTTOS didn't have one.
>>215653987>Jennifer Ann Agutter is a British stage and movie actress who was the second choice for the role of Doctor Beverly Crusher in Star Trek: The Next Generation, but was beaten out by Gates McFadden. [2] >https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Performers_considered_for_TNG_rolesman, what a fucking mistake
>>215655743>TOS didn't have one.What about Turnabout Intruder?
>>215655848that wasn't intended to be a finale; shows back then simply went off the air
Does Porthos ever save the Enterprise?
>>215655743TNG > VOY > something mediocre > DS9 > a heaping pile of diarrhea > the Twilight films > Amy Schumer's comedy > ENT
>>215655743Star Trek VI was TOS's "finale", the signatures on the credit sequence and everything. It counts and it's a masterpiece.
>>215655886>VOY >Voyager's ending was pretty terrible too.
TNG has the best finale simply because it ends the show in a satisfying way but leaves it open because they knew they were making movies.DS9 and VOY had to end their long-running story arcs - they were never going to live up to the audience's expectations.
>>215655844>shitter right next to the bed Heaven
>>215655919And Ent? What of that giant asspull?
>>215655915no, your ability to understand things is terrible. VOY's finale is near perfection, literally.>Voyager gets home, but it's not good enough for Janeway>She breaks every law, fucks with the Borg and bends time and space to help her crewIt's fucking kino, and a perfect sendoff for the show. Redditards like you always complain her character was "inconsistent" but you're too dumb to understand, her character is all about taking care of her crew even if rules need to get bent. If you had kids you'd understand.
>>215649088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw3SV6U_p0Q
>>215656180cancelled at the last second but felt obligated to not leave the show hanging
>>215656312>Geordi as Cyclops>chef’s kiss
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>>215655717>dukat isn't the devil>damar doesn't die>changelings die out and its up to Odo to reproduce more>sisko doesn't just say "haha fuck all you guys, I'm gonna be a wormhole alien now oh sorry I mean God because Bajor important for some stupid reason">kira dies embarrassingly>bajor explodes>bajor not only explodes but all bajorans suffer>Starfleet finally recognizes the wormhole aliens as the existential threat they areJust a few ideas.
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>>215655882By holding together Archer's fraying sanity, yes
>>215648604"It's hard to hide an erection in a Starfleet Uniform." - the actor who played Icheb on filming with Jeri Ryan.The story starts around 41:00https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCgQF-QflcM
>>215648451where do you usually check?/tv/ was my replacement for /pol/ years ago since I was going there too much. wouldn't mind seeing something else.i stayed on /b/ too long when I should have been exploring the boards.as for Have Sex posting, it's everywhere, but much more prevalent than it was. the site devolved in so many ways over the years it's a goo-filled shell now.it more or less died 12+ years ago.realised today I mostly stopped playing an online game 17 years ago, there's something seriously wrong with time - it keeps jumping decades
