>Dude this is actually sooo good and totally underratedNo, it's still shit. The only good thing about it is the poster.
Chariots of Pumpkins is a rip roaring theme. Why deny that?
>>215619134This
>>215619085Fuck off faggotgo jerk off into your Michael Myers life size dollHALLOWEEN III RULESYOU DROOLS
>>215619085the Redditors favorite Halloween movie
>>215619085Halloween 3 is one of the craziest movies of all time, absolutely wild plot.
this was hyped up so much and it’s just a terrible shitty 80s horror movie
>>215619263>Cochran takes Daniel to the "final processing" control room and reveals his plan: the microchip on each mask contains a fragment of Stonehenge that he stole. Upon viewing the "Big Giveaway" commercial, the microchips on the masks activate, killing the wearer with brain damage and releasing a swarm of insects and snakes that kill anyone nearby.
>>215619377SPOILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLER
The Old Man from RoboCop is really good in this. Main chick is crazy hot, I wish we got a better view of her tits. I like the shock gore moments and the balls they had killing kids so graphically.
>>2156190852nd best Halloween movie after the first one.
>>215619262this>omg it should have made been an anthology series like john carpenter originally wanted!so it would just be… basically unrelated horror movies? A movie series being an anthology makes no sense, it’s just different movies being shilled with the same brand name at that point.
>>215619085100%. I'm really tired of this meme of it being a hidden masterpiece. It's literally just a mid '80s horror film nobody would care about if not for the piece of trivia that it's part of the Halloween franchise. I was so bored watching this and it ruined my night back when I first saw it.
>>215619820>it’s just different movies being shilled with the same brand name at that point.Kino
>>215619085Better than the original
>>215619085>Bro how did audiences not get that it was going to be an anthology after the most direct sequel to the original ever? We even did an interview explaining it beforehand doesn't everyone in the world read that magazine or whatever? How could this happen?I feel bad for them but really why would you do this
NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENSTHE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE
>>215619263See also: Dead MineCarterYou need subtitles though
>>215619085What?This movie is one of the best movies I've ever watched.>the halloween police running around>the noir detective horror plot>schlock quipsDo you just hate fun?
>No! I LIKE the fact that Michael Myers has been raped to death over 40 years! You're a redditor for not wanting that!
>>215619085Take your pills, Rob
>>215620060But dude robot mannequins unrelated to the actual demon magic, isn't it spooky
>>215619085I don't remember Darth Maul being in this flick
>>215619820brainlet
>>215619224Reddit
>>215620260reddit
>>215619085>FUN FACT *points finger for dramatic pause* DID YOU KNOW THAT ACCLAIMED HORROR DIRECTOR ORIGINALLY WANTED TO MAKE HALLOWEEN AN ANTHOLOGY SERIES EVEN THO HALLOWEEN 2 IS A DIRECT SEQUEL SO THIS FUN FACT THAT PEOPLE CONSTANTLY REPEAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE OK THANKS BYE *SMOOCH* AND THAT'S WHY
HAPPYHAPPY HALLOWEENHALLOWEENHALLOWEENHAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEENSILVER-SHAMROCK
>>215619085And the opening.
>>215619085this gave me the spooky willies when I was a kidmodern horror could never come close to this
this shit was so gay>uhhh evil masks! Random robots!
>>215619085Very stupid plot that ends on a cliffhanger without a resolution. Also, the Irish didn’t build Stonehenge, Brythonic Celts did. Would have probably worked better had they kept with the anthology idea instead of bringing back Michael Myers for part 4 but oh well.
>>215620803They already fucked up when they didnt start anthology idea with Halloween IILike, what are you doing John "the Retard" Carpenter
>>215619820>A movie series being an anthology makes no senseare you fucking retarded
>>215620836Ending of Halloween 1 forced their hand.
>>215620869It's almost like he should have had all that planned out.
>>215620840It doesn’t. Unless it’s like Creepshow with multiple stories in one film. Are you fucking retarded?>OH BOY ANOTHER SHITTY UNRELATED HORROR MOVIE BUT IT SAYS HALLOWEEN: IN FRONT OF THE TITLEyou can just watch any awful Charles Band movie from the 80s and pretend it says Halloween in front of it to get the same effect
>>215620951Look at the tales from the crypt movies. One has nothing to do with the other, and the crypt keeper is nowhere to be seen in the third movie and they're just three pulpy as fuck horror stories.
>>215619085all the halloween sequels fucking suck. people just like to be contrarian cause this one doesnt have michael myers
>>215619085Every Halloween movie is a snore.Even some b movie slop like hack-o-lantern mogs it for fun to watch
>>215621155And they suck
>>215621194Whatever you say kiddo.
>>215621183The first one is a pretty legitimate movie, but I think its a victim of its own success since they formula had infinite iterations and copy cats.
>>215620951They all were going to take place on halloween. That is how they are related
>>215621235They only made one hack-o-lantern
>>215620869Halloween 1 had the perfect ending and any sort of follow up with Michael Myers and Laurie Strode ruined it. Making Laurie Michael’s sister is pants-on-head retarded and retroactively makes the first movie worse>FACT
>>215621247wow a horror movie on halloween, I would only see that if it was part of a franchise like the MCU!
>>215621220Alright geezer
>>215621681No one has ever seen the ending because the audience always falls asleep, watch Jack-o-lantern instead
>>215620836Carpenter didn't want to make a Halloween 2, but he did want to accept a ton of money to write one.
>>215622251There can’t be more than 15 pages of a diolog
>>215620068No OP just has standards. Try getting some anon, not everything has to be excused as "fun"
TURN IT OFFFFF
>>215620026Amazing how you guys manage to make everything about the jews.
>>215622968what do you mean.... "you people"...?
