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Petty criminals don't talk like that
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>>215621420
Like what?
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>jimmy you know i ain't seen no s-
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>>215621461
fine i'll post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9jP4Vy7G_c
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>>215621420
They aren’t petty criminals they’re hitmen.
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>>215621420
They're not petty criminals though, they're mid level criminals. Honey Bunny and Pumpkin are the petty criminals
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>>215621420
They were not petty criminals, they were hitters. Not shotcallers, but in deeper than mere thieves. The scene with the junkie arms dealer addresses this.
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>>215621420
>i dont wunt dat dog dribblin on my seats
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>>215621420
I talk like that and I drive with a 2 year expired registration, I even seed vidya game torrents
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>>215621611
>I drive with a 2 year expired registration
Why? Is it that hard to get a new one in the US?
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>>215621420
how would you know? are you a petty criminal?
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>>215621901
brother it costs more to grease a mechanic to get my smog check to "pass" than it would take for me to actually fix my car up
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>>215621945
Grim.
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>>215621901
It's not hard if you have a recent car that can pass inspection (which itself costs $30 minimum) but you then have to give an additional ~$120 to jews in property tax (more if car is newer) and if you get it revoked for ANY reason like missing a payment or your insurance company fucking up your policy, you have to go through literal bureaucracy hell humiliation ritual to get it back so it's easier for your mind to just be a nigger and drive illegally.
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>>215621552
Junkie arms dealer? What scene was that?
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>>215621420
You're right. Criminals talk like
>ayo bix nood we wuz kangz kill wypipo
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>>215621420
Yeah also nobody fucking carelessly points a gun over the back of a seat either. Shit flick
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>>215623892
brother it takes place in america. like 100 children under the age of 5 shoot someone once a year there because they leave so many guns lying around
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>>215621420
The friends of eddy Coyle is widely considered to be the most realistic criminal dialogue ever written, but its also based on a book.
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>>215624284
Bro I love in America. I still don't buy some dipshit would absent-mindedly point a gun right at somebody's face with no intent to shoot them with their fucking finger on the trigger.
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>>215624933
...you dont? thats....weird. you even call him a dipshit. its not even the weirdest part of the scene. you know the guy who shoots at them with the hand cannon is a girl now. well, was.

america, bro
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1) They weren't petty
2) Movies don't have to be realistic
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>>215621420
jews train the goyim to find criminals to be romantic and interesting because a lot of jewish money came from organized crime. immigrant jews working with immigrant italians and immigrant irishmen at the turn of the century really did a number on this country. The italians played their part and submited to the jews, but irish catholics eventually rebelled and challenged jews on pornography being free speach which is why they dont get to look good in the movies.
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>>215621420
I'm doing thrill seeker liquor store holdups with a 'Born to Lose' tattoo on my chest, and I talk just like these guys.
I asked the store clerk what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in India, and he said they don't eat beef in India.
Crazy times, man...
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>>215621420
Why do you think everyone loved Pulp Fiction when it came out? Go watch the Siskel & Ebert review of it right now.
Retarded zoomer.
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>>215623658
bix nood is the only part I can't translate there. What are you doing?
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>>215625286
lol, you need to pull your head out of your ass. Quentin Tarantino wrote the entire movie. He nor Roger Avery are jewish, so you can't use your schizo rationalizing to make it make sense. And Harvey Weinstein didn't slip any of that shit into the movie either.

You people are conspiratard faggots. You probably think there's a room full of jews like the MPAA that watches every movie and then makes them add or subtract anything they need to push their top secret evil agenda.

It's fascinating, but you post it as if it's actually happening. And that's disinformation.
KYS
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>>215624284
>>215625130
Cringe and obsessed
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>>215621420
You're failing to see the humor in "what do hitmen talk about when they're driving around and stuff between jobs?"
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>>215625532
i dunno man. "no one would do that?". it was literally a trend for a while for people to point their guns at their dick and pull the trigger jusssst till the point before it would fire, and we literally have webms on /gif/ of that going wrong. but no one would point a gun at their passenger with the finger on the trigger? its just a weird thing to claim.
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>>215625217
>2) Movies don't have to be realistic
but the conversations are an aspect that is realistic. they might be criminals but they are also in many respects normal people that have normal people conversation.
that is also where the humor comes in. people don't think those that live outside the bounds of normality could be so normal but they are.
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>>215621420
>Petty criminals don't talk like that
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>>215621420
I went to jail and I heard people talk like that
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>>215625513
not that anon, but Quentin actually did convert to Judaism.
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>hitmen
>petty criminals
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>>215621457
like a coke addict pacing around his room in a cold sweat talking to himself pretending to be two criminals riding in a car.
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>>215621457
well they don't say "dead ****** storage" for one
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>>215621501
Hitmen know how to handle a loaded gun in a moving car.
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>>215624933
>In 2024, 1% (438) of all firearm-related deaths (41,656) were due to an accidental shooting.
>30% (438) of the 1,457 unintentional firearm-related injuries were fatal in 2024.
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>>215625286
everybody everywhere has always found criminals romantic and interesting. when you look at a naked woman and get hard, do you think it was the jews that trained your penis to do that?
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>>215626114
Fuck off nigger.
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>>215624933
You can go on gif right now and find vids of nogs doing exactly that.
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>>215625799
But the issue is it's not normal conversation. It tries to be witty and lol so random it's like two redittors trying to talk as if they were in a movie, it's cringe
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>>215625629
>i dunno man. "no one would do that?".
>its just a weird thing to claim.
severe narcissists struggle to figure out other people and just imagine them as copies of themselves. "i wouldn't do that" becomes "nobody would do that." it's like the breakfast question but for npd schizos.
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>>215626074
Before '94? Even if he did, that means you believe in that sinister secret subtle jewish propaganda shit, and that he met with them and put little things in there to sculpt society. That's ridiculous. Whether or not Tarantino is or was jewish.
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>>215621901
I had to pay $180 to the state and $50 to the shop for an emissions test. I can deduct the 180 from my taxes and get it back in my tax return though
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>>215625532
>gets shot
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>>215625513
Kys kike, we'll stop when you shut up about the lolocaust
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>>215621420
They weren't so petty, they wore suits.
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>>215625217
is that fucked up hdr?
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>>215625493
Mup po didda gub bix nood mufugga.
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>>215621420
who fucking gives a shit about muh realism
I miss when movies had decent dialogue that was fun to listen. Now all of the dialogue sounds like placeholder even in "intelligent" films. Short sentence, straight to the point, zero metaphors. It's fucking boring



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