Have a negroni.Have two.
>>215621766All the ghosts are waking up for Halloween huh?
>>215621766Drink a bag of blood at 3am in a mostly empty local hospital.
>>215621766Back to basics. Love it
>>215621766Have a Colt 45 at 4 o’clock on a mostly empty stoop.
>>215621854kek oh real mature anon
>>215621766Let your wife fuck another man. Let her fuck two.
>>215621854Have a piece of fried chicken.Have two.
>>215621958Eat an oyster.
>>215621929Get a Big Mac meal. Get two.
Eight goddamn Negronis.... I couldn't HAVE ONE and HAVE ANOTHER... I HAD TO HAVE EIGHT.
Have eight
>>215621766Why are you posting obvious photoshop?
>have an ancient megalithic site. Have two.
>>215621766Have a Holodomor. With Zelensky have two.
>>215621766Do Fr*nch "people" really eat baguettes without any fillings? Just plain bread?
>>215623373Oui do
>>215623323Have an amateur take. Have two.
>>215623330>have a podcast with flint dibble. no, definitely just the one.
>>215621854
I feel like mocking him increases his punishment in hell for suicide. Honestly he didn't do anything worth keeping his name in a conversation posthumously. He cooked or something. You can't taste it. No one who has eaten a dish of his can bring it to memory. No one here follows his advice. You're just mocking him for his attempt at mimicking the world (being too cool for after school) and his kind of cringe takes. We all have cringe takes we regret that we're grateful that no one has circulating for others to tear into.Essentially? You see the future of this man's life. You can see all of it. If it isn't palatable then put it down and move on. But sitting here taking bites and spitting it out on the ground just to spite the man's memory and contribution is catty, unnecessarily mean behavior. He killed himself. He is forever out of God's grace. That's enough of an awful eternity for him to face and he faces it alone. Leave him to it and stop trying to chase him there. Mockery earns you nothing but derision from God. It is sin for a reason.You really need to crush this man anymore than what's happened? His heart was broken. And he took a measure that alot of people here were probably talked back from when it happened to them. The man is a cautionary tale.
>>215624081Not the future. The fruit.
>>215624081Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>215621766He wept for he had no more negronis to have.
>>215621766He's actually right about negronis. My favorite cocktail.
>>215621766I like how he tried to come across as down to earth and relatable but only ended up seeming more pretentious and insufferable.
>>215621996Thats a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an averaged sized person, I'd say?
Negronis, over heah!
>>215623979That is far too many negronis.
>>215621811Wait a sec... wait two
>>215623323Looks like Ron Pearlman.
>>215621766Every picture of this dude and every word out of his mouth just screams. "PRETENTIOUS".Also my jewdar is pinging hard at face. Was he jewish?
Grow a dickGrow two
Why does /tv/ hate this poor guy again?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ
>>215623979Lol
>>215621766>Fuck an underage boy>Fuck two.
>>215629264Kevin Spacey?
>>215621814have a clanVentrue!
>>215621766This is retarded. Why does anyone post in these threads? I'm aware I'm posting in this thread but it doesn't count because I don't support it.
>>215623323>bring a friend>bring two
>>215625670
>>215629301Stop breaking my balls
>>215629301post in a thread you normally wouldn't
Have a sage Spoiler it's really a bump
>>215629301Get this momford and sons motherfucker outta here
Have a different perspective
What is a megroni
>>215629349ok
have a bump
>>215629301Post in a thread you wouldn't normally post in.Check your friend's dubs.Check in on your dubs.
>>215629689babe get in here new bourdain just dropped
>>215621766where was bourdainposting when i needed it
>>215629812Have another.
His show is good despite the jokes. Mostly due to his team
>>215624909
>>215629301>Go to a local /tv/ thread >Post with Anons you have nothing in common with >Enjoy the ride
>>215623373their bread is so good, when its fresh you can eat it with nothing at all and its still delicious. no other country in the world has that
this thread got me laughingbillions must SMILE
>>215630714what a retarded thing to say
>>215630818Have a smileHave two
>>215630714The Vietnamese were taking notes when the French were over there. They can make a mean baguette. I think they use rice flour. Find a local Vietnamese place and order a banh mi. Order two.
>>215626904Yes he was. Your jewdar is dialed in.
>>215631940This guy truly was the epitome of 2nd term Obama culture kek
>>215623373He has ham in his or some kind of cold cut.
>>215624081>And he took a measure that alot of people here were probably talked back from when it happened to them.this is the truth about Bourdain posters. they hate him because he reminds them of themselves. minus the achievements.>>215629301redditors trying hard to emulate baneposting with low-effort ai sloppa. also see above.
>Have a C
>>215631940he was probably the only guy there sitting alone cause his gf was cucking him with an underaged brat kekk
i've traded drinking a ton of beer at night to having a cocktail or two during the day and I gotta say its pretty based
>>215632676>Have 2.
>>215631940jiro dreams of homocide
>>215623979Have a morphiusHahe a snorforius
>>215629821>new bourdain just droppedFrom a step stool!
>>215631940>I don't care about coffee; caring about coffee is lame actually>Now let me tell you why people who eat sushi differently from me should be murderedWhy was he such a faggot?
>>215633171Pretentious mentally ill cucked jewMany such cases it was the style of the time
>>215631940
>>215631940he spent 10 god damn years mastering the egg! you heathens dont get to fuck his art!https://youtu.be/lF46Cel3EUo?si=9TkDocbnlfD826Hm
>>215621766>big ass coffee cup>sandwich au jambon >a pack of Marlboro can't get any better than this
>>215630714this. Getting up at 6 in the morning to get a hot baguette is something amerigroids will never get. They don't even have real bread.
>>215629301Someone didn't have his negronis today, didn't he?
>>215633207he looks like he's collecting clues about the major whereabouts
>>215633491bread gets better when it coolst. actual baker
>>215632254Negroniposter reporting. Bourdain is the archetype of the 2010s tryhard hipsters, you could even say he is Reddit incarnate. It is very satisfying how everything ended up playing out and negroniposting is a testament to that.
>>215632100Literally the first thing I thought and was about to post lmao
>>215633491We should have let the Germans murder all of you. Both times.
>>215625492Pellegrino? Ova here.
>>215629301>enter a thread you don't agree with, but post a reply anyway
>>215633207
>>215633731better than being a 2025 tryhard redditor. also he's been on television since before you were born, dumb zoom.
Please stop mocking this man he was a good person
>>215621766This is the only worthwhile thing /tv/ has created in ages
>>215633504I don’t start posting until I’ve had my second negroni.
>>215634188Eat an oyster
>>215633460Just needs a couple of negronis.
>>215634188He was a piece of shit and I'm glad he's deadWent out like a bitch, too
>>215623323Bring a friend on board.Bring two.
>>215634025Nah I didn't use ghibli in the prompt, maybe the engine is set to prefer it but>>215633534is correct
>>215621766why is it called a negroni if it's red?
>>215633700probably applies to thicker loaves though no? a baguette isn't likely to be raw on the inside if you break it open while it's still warm
>>215633416>chill out, mr. miyagithis gets me every time lol
>>215633534>>215634712A three episode arc about a viral meme image being spread through the global computer network that keeps mutating and corrupting AIs, and ultimately the resolution is that Section 9 discovers it was just a joke at the expense of some dead has-been celebrity is eerily something that could have been in Stand Alone Complex. That show was really ahead of its time.
>>215634188Welcome to Flavortown bitch!
>>215634188For you
>>215621766Fuck you /tv/ or maybe thanks you? This one has become a meme between the wife and me.I just tell her that at random and she just laughs every single time.
>>215636510>I just tell her that at random and she just laughs every single time.Have a laugh with your wife.Have two.:^)
>>215623373It's a regular jambon-beurre. Ham and butter sandwich.Simple but still great. Must be the lowest price for a sandwich that you'll find in any french bakery.
>>215637622Checked.
>>215621854Sounds like a pretty chill time honestly.
>Bourdain, August 2011: "I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.' You work that hard and there's not a single show of yours that you'd want to sit down and say, 'Hey, I made that last week. Look at that camera work. It's really good, huh?' I'm proud of what I do.">Bourdain, September 2012: "I’m fascinated by the Guy Fieri terror-dome they just opened up. 600 seats, something like that? 600 seats. And a gift shop. And all of these poor diners, drives and whatever, douchebags waddle in there. First of all, he single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district which I’m a little pissed off about...">Fieri, October 2012: “Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road.”>Fieri, October 2012: "Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
>>215633491>They don't even have real bread.thiswhat the fuck is wrong with amerimutts
>>215633491lol this self wanking is pathetic. We have mom and pop bakeries retard. Hell even Safeway makes fresh bread.
>Get an anal mistress >Dodge nuggets >Kill your wife>Kill your whole family>Dump the bodies at your workplace >Act extremely suspicious >Confess to the crime on record
>>215639260>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
>>215623373Fresh baguette doesn’t need anything else besides some butter desu.
>>215624081>I feel like mocking him increases his punishment in hell for suicide.He had a daughter. It's well earned.>>215632254>this is the truth about Bourdain posters. they hate him because he reminds them of themselves. minus the achievements.He's the Henry Rollins of cooking. Chef Chad looks like Marco Pierre White, or any of his actually still-chef friends he made along the way. He's the embodiment of New York and a class of silver spoon loud mouth New England urbanites no one has time for with an actual life. Being a role model for the aspirationally haute bourgeois is the antithesis of everything he aimed at. That's the kind of self-image self-suck that makes auto-kabbala garroting an option as a father. He's a cautionary tale. Fuck him twice.
>>215624081That’s of words to luxuriate in his death under the guise of virtue. I hope he’s found peace in heaven smirking along with the gags. Don’t you?
>>215629301enjoy the ride anon
>>215640597I do, yeah, but it says that people who say their lives don't make it to the Father. I'm only going by what's written. Suicide is instant damnation. That's why I feel it's cruel to mock the people who were tempted into an eternity of being away from God. Feels particularly cruel.
>>215621766Sit down, have a NIGGER, have two NIGGERS.
>>215640523>he's like that other punk rock guy who also single-handedly reinvented a genreyeah, so lame haha. the bic lighter comment was pretty funny but if you actually prefer Flavortown to Parts Unknown you might be a legitimate retard.
>>215629301post two
>>215625492Having two, whatevah happened there?
>>215624081good post anon. thanks for reminding me to be humble, I hope you have a good weekend.
You take 1 negroni, the dream keeps going.You take 2 negronis, I show you just how deep the cream sauce goes.
>>215633171>hating on pretentious coffee culture>being pretentious about sushijust regular 2010s hipsters trying to one up each other if you ask me
>>215633171>go to upscale artisanal sushi bar>don't care about sushi???
