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Poorly describe a TV show or movie, and we’ll guess what it is
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A young girl kills a woman, then teams up with 3 strangers to kill another woman
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>>215633289
A law enforcer, a drunk pirate and a animal scientist go out to kill a fish because the governor is too stupid to see the forseeable dangers
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>>215633289
A woman and her cat have a REALLY bad day at work.
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>>215633289
It’s a show about nothing
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A guy and his dog have to go around and they solve the mystery of things occurring and why they be happening the way that they do
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>>215633289
A suspicious business owner commits numerous OSHA violations, uses slave labor and kills a bunch of kids, leaving the sole survivor to continue his dark legacy
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>>215633667
Bob’s Burgers?
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>>215633601
Jaws?
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Former teacher and his student cook marijuana in a trailer and sell it to a KFC owner before the teacher kills everyone and dies of a disease
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>>215633289
use it! USE IT!
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>>215633289
Woman fucks a fish.
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>>215633771
Correct
>>215633725
Wrong
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>>215633289
A cowboy teams up with a dog, a samurai and a weird frog thing to kill his father
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>>215633777
Breaking Bad
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A gay fag, a poodle hair, a vehicle fucker and a shy dude start a band and become famous
the gay dies
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>>215633289
The exploits of soldiers in a war gets glorified.
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A girl with supernatural powers murders a lot of people with the help of her friends
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>>215633289
Mad scientist kidnaps a family’s pet and attempts to shoot him in the face because the dad hates it
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>>215634095
Beethoven
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>>215633289
Man adopts an unruly son.
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>>215634150
Correct
>also the most inaccurate music biopic i ever watched, beethoven didn’t even play piano in it
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>>215634043
Saving Private Ryan?
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>>215633667
Willy Wonka
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>>215633289
Bald dude teams up with bald dude to kill bald dude
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>>215633289
The boat sinks
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>>215634339
Correct
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>>215633314
The Wizard of Oz
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>>215633607
Luck?
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>>215633601
It's the mayor, not the governor
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Halloween but iPad
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A young (man) wants to play football to get a college scholarship, but a bunch of mean WASPs just aren't having it
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A woman inherits her family business but runs into trouble when the goverment decides the work standards arent up to par
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>>215635419
School Ties
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Something bad happens to a dog. Guy goes on a rampage.
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>>215635340
>>215633607
Alien
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>>215634276
Right war, wrong project.
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>>215635431
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium
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>>215633289
It's the most overrated movie ever.
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>>215633289
It insists upon itself
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>>215633289
Kid gets his hand bitten off by a funny demon
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>>215636196
IT
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Seasonal laborer is afraid of serial killer on the loose, maybe among his inlaws
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>>215633289
A guy goes and meets his friend and he helps him but then he borrows his car friend's car then he drives to school and sees his mom then he drives home
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>>215633832
Revenge of the Jedi
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>>215634093
Stranger Things?
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>>215634043
American Sniper?
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>>215634185
Problem Child?
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>>215633289
Laser lizard's a comin' to town. The space frog senses fear.
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>>215635483
John Wick?
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>>215636587
The Thing?
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>>215636607
Ferris Bueller's day off?
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>>215635483
Revenge for Jolly
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>>215636795
No, set in WW2.
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>>215633289
A family runs over a creature and takes him in as a pet while hiding him from their neighbors and a deranged hunter
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>>215633289
alien consumes reeses pieces
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>>215634450
Breaking Bad
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>>215633289
They fought in Berlin, but then have all died. Only MC and chick have survived.
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>>215636940
Nope, but it is an '80s flick
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>>215637239
Downfall?
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>>215635962
Jurassic Park
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>>215637022
Thor
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>>215637022
Harry and the Hendersons
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>>215637266
Correct
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>>215633289
A real asshole goes into the jungle to hunt much weaker creatures and picks off a herd 1 by 1. The largest and strongest of them fights back and forces the hunter to an hero
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>>215637004
American Sniper: Origins?
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>>215633289
A weirdo tries to help people but only makes things worse
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>>215637161
Mac and Me
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>>215637283
Edward Scissorhands
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>>215637280
Predator but the original version with Jean Claude Van Damme
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>>215637161
Nukie
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>>215637161
Pod People
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>>215637293
Very close
>>215637338
>>215637360
Wrong
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>>215633967
Bohemian Rhapsody?
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>>215637283
my inevitable biopic
>>215633289
Twink has enough of politics, decides to kill frenchmen
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>>215637161
ET: The Extra Terrestrial
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>>215637608
Wrong, it's Alien 3
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>>215637316
Correct
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>>215637608
Correct!
Can’t believe it took 4 replies
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>>215636037
I did not care for this one
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big snake tries to take over the world, but a dude chops its head off
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A man does something
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>>215633289
Hiroshima in lizard form destroys a city by breathing fire all over it, prompting the government to try and kill it
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>>215633289
From easiest to hardest
>Robot guy thinks he's special, but finds out he isn't
>Government agent teams up with serial killer and gets cum thrown on her face
>Guy and his wife get killed because he brought another guy some water
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Monke climbs tower, attacks jets and falls to his death
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>>215637849
Easiest my ass
Silence of the Lambs
No Country for Tommy Lee Jones
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>>215633289
Guy can't stack logs so he loses his home, and only getting laid can heal him.
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>>215637859
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>>215633289

— Fellow with a cheeky grin may or may not have to pile two or three cushions on the seat of an F-14 to see out of the cockpit.

— Man whose only friend in the world is his little dog is shot to death in a darkened basement by a woman suffering from a traumatic childhood.

— Industrialist nobly attempting to solve the problem of world overpopulation is thwarted by a fifty-year-old Englishman, a giant and a cute girl who may or may not wear braces on her teeth.
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>>215637849
>Robot guy thinks he's special, but finds out he isn't
Toy Story
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>>215637896
>Easiest my ass
Blade Runner 2049
The rest are right on the money tho
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>>215637966
Top Gun
Silence of the Lambs
one of the Bond movies. Moonraker?
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>>215635962
there will be kino (falsehood)
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>>215637966
never seen it, and had to jewgle the name, but I know it's moonraker because of that fagdela effect meme
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>>215637959
Kek
Wrong answer tho
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>>215636820
Yep.
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>>215637808
American Psycho
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>>215637859
king kong

>>215637808
idk but it sounds outdated and problematic
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>>215633289
Man confesses to his crimes after office hours.
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A terminally ill driver discovers he has a kid, and in order to go fishing with his work buddy, he has to drop the kid off by their friends place.
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>>215638148
amadeus?
rashomon?
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>>215637998
3/3
Yes it's Moonraker with Dolly of course.
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>>215637841
Godzilla
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>>215638180
Nope
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>>215637959
What is that Pongo Pygmaeus doing here?
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>>215633289

— Young girl heads out into the wilderness with two men she barely knows. Traumatic events ensue, but she survives with the loss of just an arm.

— Flirtatious young woman breaks into the house of a group of miners. She uses them as beta providers for a while but when Chad appears she can’t ditch them fast enough.

— World-weary sort-of-policeman is saved from a fatal fall but then has to listen to his rescuer droning on about bygone days.
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>>215638607
The second one is snow white
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>>215638638
Yup
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>>215638607
first one is true grit
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>>215638607
True Grit
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>>215638607
you're good at writing these
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>>215638557
I CATCH YOU LOOKIN AT MY WIFE’S PONGO PYGMAEUS ONCE MORE, I’M GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF!
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>>215638691
>>215638707
Yup
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>>215633289
Big anti-hero main character man comes to save town from siege. Runs away instead and immediately blows up pathetically.
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>>215638751
Suicide Squad?
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Monks kidnap a boy, recruit him into a cult and stages a terrorist attack
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>>215636037
The Godfather
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hard mode: woman is completely delusional and crashes out at the end

us military try to find month

simp assassin gets hunted down by a mafia type syndicate after completing a job for them
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>>215638148
What the fuck is this??
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>>215638148
Could be Double Indemnity
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>>215638148
Wanted?
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>>215638857
>>215638916
>>215638949
Man confesses to his crimes to an FBI agent after office hours.
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>>215638815
No.
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>>215636842
>>215636957
Nope.
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>>215633289
Some dude plays piano, collaborates with another singer and becomes famous.
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>>215639447
Rocketman?
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>>215638979
frailty
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>>215634685
Titanic
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>>215633798
That one film from the fat guy!
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>>215636856
Brokeback
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>>215639712
Yes!
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Some autist gets oneitis for another guy's woman and then murders a bunch of people
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>>215640058
Could be Drive
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>>215633289
I see the reference, that game was awesome.
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>>215634685
Poseidon Adventure?
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>>215633289
A group of colleagues take a nap on a first class flight
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>>215638607
Since nobody else said it, 3 is Blade Runner
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>>215637283
Man of Steel
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>>215633626
Seinfeld
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bump
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np
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it's a movie with characters in a place

guess
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>>215633289
A scammer and his two henchmen come up with plans to swindle money out of their neighbors to get their fix of preferred addictive substances, failing hilariously in the process
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>>215640441
Cube
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>>215640283
Inception
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>>215640290
Right
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Psycho leader becomes a bumbling idiot husband and his neighbor is the people he hates
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Bald man refuses to move to Canada, his entire family is put in danger as a result
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>>215633289

— Photographer is constantly plagued by visits from his sweet-natured 11/10 girlfriend who seems to think she has a right to hang out and flirt and cuddle and feed him delicious meals.

— Police officer deals with his wife’s infidelity by throwing his television out of his car.

— Three men have been looking forward to an important trip for some time but when it finally happens they just take a quick look at the destination’s general area and return home without stopping.
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>>215633289
boomers accidentally end the world by trying to protect their jobs
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>>215640808
Well 1 is obviously Vertigo. I wanna say 3 is Stalker.
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>>215640915
Shit I meant to say Rear Window
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>>215640915

>Well 1 is obviously Vertigo.
Are you sure you didn't mean another Hitchcock film?

>I wanna say 3 is Stalker.
I guess it might sort of fit Stalker but I had something very different in mind
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>>215640937
Y
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>>215640639
is that the motherfucking hitler sitcom?
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>>215633289
Niggers larping as criminals
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>>215641471
Bad boys
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>>215640639
Heil Honey I’m Home!
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>>215635483
Valley of Violence?

>>215636607
Back to the Future
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>>215637283
The Dead Zone?
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>>215638835
Star wars
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>>215638851
Hunt for red October

Leon the professional
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>>215640808
2. is Heat
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>>215642355
you got red october, might have been kind of easy on my part
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>>215638851
>crashes out
translation? I don't speak zoomgroid

>simp assassin gets hunted down by a mafia type syndicate after completing a job for them
Ghost Dog?
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>>215638851
Is the last one Hitman?
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>>215633289
Dances with wolves with magic trees
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>>215633289
>College Kid returns to his hometown after his father's heart attack, fucks a MILF, and goes on a joyride after finding a severed bodypart.
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A jew and an Italian fight over a 7/10 black girl while scamming middle class white people out of money
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3 homos and later a dog walk around empty buildings
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>>215633289
Dog named after French dictator goes on a adventure with a balloon

Seal watches his parents die, is kidnapped by a family and is forced to wear beach clothes

A bird teams up with a minimum wage cleaner to find the love of his life

Some kid and his pet MONKE attack a hotel and a TV show star dressed as a detective hunts him down
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A disgraced former boss wants his job back. An Anglo and a Kraut say "No."

A Jeet seeks revenge against the American who redeemed him.

Man stuck in a bureaucratic Bongland hell finds love with a tomboy and loses it all.

Two crazy old uncles and a big cat are better parents than a whore mother.
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>>215642693
James Cameron's Avatar: the Last Treefucker
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>>215642905
Paulie
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>>215643016
Close but no
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>>215633289
Bill Murray regrets this
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>>215643054
Ghostbusters: PMS Squad
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>>215643075
Wrong answer
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>>215643054
Garfield
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>>215633289
tiny fairies or elves
before the year 2000 probably 80s-90s
felt like scifi channel
not Luck of the Irish
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>>215643020
You got one right
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>>215633289
a kid is alone with two men who are trying to kill themselves in a car with a stuffed tailpipe
they have a ring that might be a skull
i think they try to kill themselves because they are in a cult but they wear suits i think
feels like Stephen King 80s-90s
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>>215633289
a white high school hustler hides his phone in his soft drink cup while going through the metal detectors at school
lots of black people
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>>215633289
Beethoven contracts a disease, becomes a murderer and attempts to eat people trapped in a car
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Reddit Mcredditson malds and smokes and drinks during occult happenings.
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>>215643426
Cujo
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they were dead all along
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>>215633289
it looks like a movie but it's actually a string of increasingly tenuous bee puns
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>>215642905
Napoleon
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>>215633289
A crazy dude teams up with a bad ass chick and her group of hotties to kill a fat fucker and his gang in the desert.
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>>215642905
Andre?
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>>215637781
Conan the Barbarian
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>>215637849
1st blade runner 2049
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>>215642905
Dustin Checks In is the Monke one.
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Man/primate team goes on cross-country journey to find a literal whore, beats up browns along the way.
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>>215643615
Bee Movie
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Meet and greet gone horribly wrong
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>>215636607
>>215642196
>Back to the Future

You got it!
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Dumb bitch gets stalked by an STD demon.
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Autistic child goes to a psycho middle school run by a fat Nazi
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>>215644835
Matilda
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>>215644862
Wrong, it's a TV show
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>>215633289
Group of teens do extracurricular activity adults can't(NOT group sex)
I'm going to sleep so will just say it's The Troop
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>>215633289
Emperor Monke fights Lizard
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