Poorly describe a TV show or movie, and we’ll guess what it is
A young girl kills a woman, then teams up with 3 strangers to kill another woman
>>215633289A law enforcer, a drunk pirate and a animal scientist go out to kill a fish because the governor is too stupid to see the forseeable dangers
>>215633289A woman and her cat have a REALLY bad day at work.
>>215633289It’s a show about nothing
A guy and his dog have to go around and they solve the mystery of things occurring and why they be happening the way that they do
>>215633289A suspicious business owner commits numerous OSHA violations, uses slave labor and kills a bunch of kids, leaving the sole survivor to continue his dark legacy
>>215633667Bob’s Burgers?
>>215633601Jaws?
Former teacher and his student cook marijuana in a trailer and sell it to a KFC owner before the teacher kills everyone and dies of a disease
>>215633289use it! USE IT!
>>215633289Woman fucks a fish.
>>215633771Correct>>215633725Wrong
>>215633289A cowboy teams up with a dog, a samurai and a weird frog thing to kill his father
>>215633777Breaking Bad
A gay fag, a poodle hair, a vehicle fucker and a shy dude start a band and become famousthe gay dies
>>215633289The exploits of soldiers in a war gets glorified.
A girl with supernatural powers murders a lot of people with the help of her friends
>>215633289Mad scientist kidnaps a family’s pet and attempts to shoot him in the face because the dad hates it
>>215634095Beethoven
>>215633289Man adopts an unruly son.
>>215634150Correct>also the most inaccurate music biopic i ever watched, beethoven didn’t even play piano in it
>>215634043Saving Private Ryan?
>>215633667Willy Wonka
>>215633289Bald dude teams up with bald dude to kill bald dude
>>215633289The boat sinks
>>215634339Correct
>>215633314The Wizard of Oz
>>215633607Luck?
>>215633601It's the mayor, not the governor
Halloween but iPad
A young (man) wants to play football to get a college scholarship, but a bunch of mean WASPs just aren't having it
A woman inherits her family business but runs into trouble when the goverment decides the work standards arent up to par
>>215635419School Ties
Something bad happens to a dog. Guy goes on a rampage.
>>215635340>>215633607Alien
>>215634276Right war, wrong project.
>>215635431Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium
>>215633289It's the most overrated movie ever.
>>215633289It insists upon itself
>>215633289Kid gets his hand bitten off by a funny demon
>>215636196IT
Seasonal laborer is afraid of serial killer on the loose, maybe among his inlaws
>>215633289A guy goes and meets his friend and he helps him but then he borrows his car friend's car then he drives to school and sees his mom then he drives home
>>215633832Revenge of the Jedi
>>215634093Stranger Things?
>>215634043American Sniper?
>>215634185Problem Child?
>>215633289Laser lizard's a comin' to town. The space frog senses fear.
>>215635483John Wick?
>>215636587The Thing?
>>215636607Ferris Bueller's day off?
>>215635483Revenge for Jolly
>>215636795No, set in WW2.
>>215633289A family runs over a creature and takes him in as a pet while hiding him from their neighbors and a deranged hunter
>>215633289alien consumes reeses pieces
>>215634450Breaking Bad
>>215633289They fought in Berlin, but then have all died. Only MC and chick have survived.
>>215636940Nope, but it is an '80s flick
>>215637239Downfall?
>>215635962Jurassic Park
>>215637022Thor
>>215637022Harry and the Hendersons
>>215637266Correct
>>215633289A real asshole goes into the jungle to hunt much weaker creatures and picks off a herd 1 by 1. The largest and strongest of them fights back and forces the hunter to an hero
>>215637004American Sniper: Origins?
>>215633289A weirdo tries to help people but only makes things worse
>>215637161Mac and Me
>>215637283Edward Scissorhands
>>215637280Predator but the original version with Jean Claude Van Damme
>>215637161Nukie
>>215637161Pod People
>>215637293Very close>>215637338>>215637360Wrong
>>215633967Bohemian Rhapsody?
>>215637283my inevitable biopic>>215633289Twink has enough of politics, decides to kill frenchmen
>>215637161ET: The Extra Terrestrial
>>215637608Wrong, it's Alien 3
>>215637316Correct
>>215637608Correct!Can’t believe it took 4 replies
>>215636037I did not care for this one
big snake tries to take over the world, but a dude chops its head off
A man does something
>>215633289Hiroshima in lizard form destroys a city by breathing fire all over it, prompting the government to try and kill it
>>215633289From easiest to hardest>Robot guy thinks he's special, but finds out he isn't>Government agent teams up with serial killer and gets cum thrown on her face>Guy and his wife get killed because he brought another guy some water
Monke climbs tower, attacks jets and falls to his death
>>215637849Easiest my assSilence of the LambsNo Country for Tommy Lee Jones
>>215633289Guy can't stack logs so he loses his home, and only getting laid can heal him.
>>215637859
>>215633289— Fellow with a cheeky grin may or may not have to pile two or three cushions on the seat of an F-14 to see out of the cockpit.— Man whose only friend in the world is his little dog is shot to death in a darkened basement by a woman suffering from a traumatic childhood.— Industrialist nobly attempting to solve the problem of world overpopulation is thwarted by a fifty-year-old Englishman, a giant and a cute girl who may or may not wear braces on her teeth.
>>215637849>Robot guy thinks he's special, but finds out he isn'tToy Story
>>215637896>Easiest my assBlade Runner 2049The rest are right on the money tho
>>215637966Top GunSilence of the Lambsone of the Bond movies. Moonraker?
>>215635962there will be kino (falsehood)
>>215637966never seen it, and had to jewgle the name, but I know it's moonraker because of that fagdela effect meme
>>215637959KekWrong answer tho
>>215636820Yep.
>>215637808American Psycho
>>215637859king kong>>215637808idk but it sounds outdated and problematic
>>215633289Man confesses to his crimes after office hours.
A terminally ill driver discovers he has a kid, and in order to go fishing with his work buddy, he has to drop the kid off by their friends place.
>>215638148amadeus?rashomon?
>>2156379983/3Yes it's Moonraker with Dolly of course.
>>215637841Godzilla
>>215638180Nope
>>215637959What is that Pongo Pygmaeus doing here?
>>215633289— Young girl heads out into the wilderness with two men she barely knows. Traumatic events ensue, but she survives with the loss of just an arm.— Flirtatious young woman breaks into the house of a group of miners. She uses them as beta providers for a while but when Chad appears she can’t ditch them fast enough.— World-weary sort-of-policeman is saved from a fatal fall but then has to listen to his rescuer droning on about bygone days.
>>215638607The second one is snow white
>>215638638Yup
>>215638607first one is true grit
>>215638607True Grit
>>215638607you're good at writing these
>>215638557I CATCH YOU LOOKIN AT MY WIFE’S PONGO PYGMAEUS ONCE MORE, I’M GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF!
>>215638691>>215638707Yup
>>215633289Big anti-hero main character man comes to save town from siege. Runs away instead and immediately blows up pathetically.
>>215638751Suicide Squad?
Monks kidnap a boy, recruit him into a cult and stages a terrorist attack
>>215636037The Godfather
hard mode: woman is completely delusional and crashes out at the endus military try to find monthsimp assassin gets hunted down by a mafia type syndicate after completing a job for them
>>215638148What the fuck is this??
>>215638148Could be Double Indemnity
>>215638148Wanted?
>>215638857>>215638916>>215638949Man confesses to his crimes to an FBI agent after office hours.
>>215638815No.
>>215636842>>215636957Nope.
>>215633289Some dude plays piano, collaborates with another singer and becomes famous.
>>215639447Rocketman?
>>215638979frailty
>>215634685Titanic
>>215633798That one film from the fat guy!
>>215636856Brokeback
>>215639712Yes!
Some autist gets oneitis for another guy's woman and then murders a bunch of people
>>215640058Could be Drive
>>215633289I see the reference, that game was awesome.
>>215634685Poseidon Adventure?
>>215633289A group of colleagues take a nap on a first class flight
>>215638607Since nobody else said it, 3 is Blade Runner
>>215637283Man of Steel
>>215633626Seinfeld
bump
np
it's a movie with characters in a placeguess
>>215633289A scammer and his two henchmen come up with plans to swindle money out of their neighbors to get their fix of preferred addictive substances, failing hilariously in the process
>>215640441Cube
>>215640283Inception
>>215640290Right
Psycho leader becomes a bumbling idiot husband and his neighbor is the people he hates
Bald man refuses to move to Canada, his entire family is put in danger as a result
>>215633289— Photographer is constantly plagued by visits from his sweet-natured 11/10 girlfriend who seems to think she has a right to hang out and flirt and cuddle and feed him delicious meals.— Police officer deals with his wife’s infidelity by throwing his television out of his car.— Three men have been looking forward to an important trip for some time but when it finally happens they just take a quick look at the destination’s general area and return home without stopping.
>>215633289boomers accidentally end the world by trying to protect their jobs
>>215640808Well 1 is obviously Vertigo. I wanna say 3 is Stalker.
>>215640915Shit I meant to say Rear Window
>>215640915>Well 1 is obviously Vertigo.Are you sure you didn't mean another Hitchcock film?>I wanna say 3 is Stalker.I guess it might sort of fit Stalker but I had something very different in mind
>>215640937Y
>>215640639is that the motherfucking hitler sitcom?
>>215633289Niggers larping as criminals
>>215641471Bad boys
>>215640639Heil Honey I’m Home!
>>215635483Valley of Violence?>>215636607Back to the Future
>>215637283The Dead Zone?
>>215638835Star wars
>>215638851Hunt for red OctoberLeon the professional
>>2156408082. is Heat
>>215642355you got red october, might have been kind of easy on my part
>>215638851>crashes outtranslation? I don't speak zoomgroid>simp assassin gets hunted down by a mafia type syndicate after completing a job for themGhost Dog?
>>215638851Is the last one Hitman?
>>215633289Dances with wolves with magic trees
>>215633289>College Kid returns to his hometown after his father's heart attack, fucks a MILF, and goes on a joyride after finding a severed bodypart.
A jew and an Italian fight over a 7/10 black girl while scamming middle class white people out of money
3 homos and later a dog walk around empty buildings
>>215633289Dog named after French dictator goes on a adventure with a balloonSeal watches his parents die, is kidnapped by a family and is forced to wear beach clothesA bird teams up with a minimum wage cleaner to find the love of his lifeSome kid and his pet MONKE attack a hotel and a TV show star dressed as a detective hunts him down
A disgraced former boss wants his job back. An Anglo and a Kraut say "No."A Jeet seeks revenge against the American who redeemed him.Man stuck in a bureaucratic Bongland hell finds love with a tomboy and loses it all.Two crazy old uncles and a big cat are better parents than a whore mother.
>>215642693James Cameron's Avatar: the Last Treefucker
>>215642905Paulie
>>215643016Close but no
>>215633289Bill Murray regrets this
>>215643054Ghostbusters: PMS Squad
>>215643075Wrong answer
>>215643054Garfield
>>215633289tiny fairies or elves before the year 2000 probably 80s-90sfelt like scifi channel not Luck of the Irish
>>215643020You got one right
>>215633289a kid is alone with two men who are trying to kill themselves in a car with a stuffed tailpipethey have a ring that might be a skulli think they try to kill themselves because they are in a cult but they wear suits i thinkfeels like Stephen King 80s-90s
>>215633289a white high school hustler hides his phone in his soft drink cup while going through the metal detectors at schoollots of black people
>>215633289Beethoven contracts a disease, becomes a murderer and attempts to eat people trapped in a car
Reddit Mcredditson malds and smokes and drinks during occult happenings.
>>215643426Cujo
they were dead all along
>>215633289it looks like a movie but it's actually a string of increasingly tenuous bee puns
>>215642905Napoleon
>>215633289A crazy dude teams up with a bad ass chick and her group of hotties to kill a fat fucker and his gang in the desert.
>>215642905Andre?
>>215637781Conan the Barbarian
>>2156378491st blade runner 2049
>>215642905Dustin Checks In is the Monke one.
Man/primate team goes on cross-country journey to find a literal whore, beats up browns along the way.
>>215643615Bee Movie
Meet and greet gone horribly wrong
>>215636607>>215642196>Back to the Future You got it!
Dumb bitch gets stalked by an STD demon.
Autistic child goes to a psycho middle school run by a fat Nazi
>>215644835Matilda
>>215644862Wrong, it's a TV show
>>215633289Group of teens do extracurricular activity adults can't(NOT group sex) I'm going to sleep so will just say it's The Troop
>>215633289Emperor Monke fights Lizard
>>215633663Supaarman?
>>215633289A woman's husband dies, so she gives birth to his clone and has to raise her husbandson. The rest of the movie is her trying not to fuck her husbandson.
>>215639447it's not a man, it's a gooseit's not another singer, it's a stone
>>215642376Right
>>215642936>Man stuck in a bureaucratic Bongland hell finds love with a tomboy and loses it all.Brazil
>>215644162>Man/primate team goes on cross-country journey to find a literal whore, beats up browns along the way.Every Which Way But Loose (or the sequel?)
>>215633289— Millionaire hatches creative scheme to increase the value of his assets but it all comes to naught when his lesbian employee is cured by a good dose of rape.— Man with small penis visits brothel, setting in motion a series of events which culminate in a pigfarmer taking up a new line of work.— Character with admirable dedication to the job in hand is shot, smashed into a wall, set on fire, blown apart and crushed.
>>215635483Rover. Literally Guy Pierce who goes on the rampage.
>>215633792Blade Trinity
>>215633798The Shape of Water
>>215634043Jarhead ?
>>215635962Black panther?Oppenheimer?
Bum vs Law because showers are evil mkay?
>>215643487The Others
>>2156434876th sense (pronouns version)
>>215638557>>215638726kek
there's this guy who gets wrongfully accused of killing his wife (who looked way too hot for his old ass) and like he absconds from the authorities over the matter on a quest to prove his innocence
>>215633289Urban monsters educate preschool children
>mk ultra victim gets electrocuted, almost drowns while trying to save her second personality, engages in satanic rituals to bring some items to life, adopts a pumpkin, manages to go back to her house but will have to live with a split personality for the rest of her life.
Hirsute, middle-aged man plays a child
>>215650348the fugitive
Man finds love inside one of the actors in the film
>>215633663I am Legend
>>215650594On your headOn ours you are the problem
Black vampire isn't a proper vampire
>>215650543Innerapace
>>215650639No. He's specifically inside one of the film's actors
Russell Crowe is an asshole. But to everyone's surprise, he does not beat up anyone in the film.
>>215633289A bunch of FBI agents disguise as hot babes
>>215637608I love that little guy.
>>215650443any Seth Rogen movie
>>215648192Correct
>>215633289A horny congressman accidentally causes 9/11/
>>215650443
>>215651396Charlie's angels?
>>215648569First one is Goldfinger, second one might be Unforgiven, third I'm saying The Terminator.
A rich girl watches a poor boy drown.
>>215650638Blade, motherfucker.
>>215651396White Chicks
Ned Beatty is a lovable old fart cop & his partner is a jew
>>215651661Titanic
>>215651590Charlie Wilson's War?
>>215651726Good job.
The Directors never heard of 73 Easting and need to apologize even more after Ukraine.
An entrepreneur wants a burger and fries but is perplexed by the bag they are packaged in.
>>215633289Battletoads?
>>215650667Being John Malkovich
>>215633663scooby doo
>>215633667>commits numerous OSHA violationsthis is my factory dude...
A bunch of time-traveling people keep breaking history, fixing it, and breaking it again, all while wearing parkas and arguing about whose fault it was this time.
The crowd howls as the unfortunate girl must insert a double-sided dildo her buttocks to another girl's.
>>215651994Ass2Ass: the Plappening
>>215651967Minutemen
>>215633289Famous singer becomes LegosFamous singer becomes MONKE
>>215652058no
War veteran rescues a waitress from a crazy bodybuilder.
There's a train and it takes millions of undesirables with irregularly large noses to a confined work site. It also didn't happen.
>>215652202Mein Kraft
>>215644552It follows
>>215652207>He wanted Minecraft not Mein Kampf
>>215644453Climax
>>2156516583/3
>>215643615The Beekeeper with Statham
>>215633289It makes kids throw popcorn and shit at minimum wage cinema employees
>>215652183>War veteran rescues a waitress from a crazy bodybuilder.
Swedish kid stops taking his haloperidol and defies the local pedophile; reaches Ipsissimus Grade within weeks.
the people at the motel don't exist and are all a part of some mental patient's subconscious
>>215652314Identity
>>215652300Hint 1: skeleton suit
>>215642857Stalker?
>>215652283Chicken Jocky: the Movie
>>215652314>>215652368Hint 2: It is an American film, set in the 1980s.
>>215652449meant for >>215652300sorry anons
A government spook escorts a physicist on a flight. The flight goes horribly wrong when he's faced with a big adversary, quite a lot bigger than he is.
a man poses as a paedophile to reunite a child prostitute with her girlfriend.
>>215652481Snakes on a Plane.
>>215652481The Bane Identity
>>215652300>>215652368>>215652449Final Hint (come on, anons...): "Roberta Sparrow"
>>215652300>>215652368>>215652449>>215652569Donnie Darko
>>215652588checked and correcked
>>215633289— Large space-ship eats small space-ship and our hero’s prompt reaction is to get himself machine-gunned whilst in post-coital bliss.— Two gentlemen waiting for their friend are disappointed and confused to hear that he's already left the premises. After a while they wrap their heads around the information and make their exit, presumably headed across the street to hunt for him.— Seven intrepid heroes swiftly become two intrepid heroes, two corpses, two women and three dastardly villains. One of the I.H.s then performs a complicated and confusing magic trick in which he turns an American general into an English corporal.
>>215643808Furry Road
>>215646820Womb
>>215652202The Train That Couldn't Slow Down [1995/6]
>>215652629>Two gentlemen waiting for their friend are disappointed and confused to hear that he's already left the premises. After a while they wrap their heads around the information and make their exit, presumably headed across the street to hunt for himDude, Where's My Car?
>>215650405I don't know but I'm curious
>>215635419The Blind Side
>>215652712I don't know. Wouldn't he have said "opportunistic environmentalist adopts orphaned gorilla?"
>>215652106Lego gimmick literally who musician movieChimp gimmick literally who musician movie
>>215652699lol no. Wasn't meant to be anyway. It's a bit unfair because it only describes one small (albeit meme) scene from the movie and it probably fits lots of other movies too.
>>215652751Kek I'll count it as a technicality
>>215650405Cinderella
>>215650405>>215652701It's Return to oz
>>215651815The Founder?
a man becomes a tranny in order to see his children again
>>215652859That's easy. Mrs Doubtfire
>>215633289Man sad, man make theater, man die
>>215652883Citizen Kane
>>215652810you didn't mention the chicken
>>215652868yeah, I knew it was too easy
Degenerate with cocaine problem saves fiancée from glass cleaner.
A disabled man spends most of his time in the kitchen getting into fights.
>>215652991The Walrus & Fight Club
>>215652991Could be My Left Foot.
Black Adder makes daring attempt at survival in the 21st century, by starting a cult revolving around the singular goal of raping his uncle who is a dog.
>>215652898Wrong but pretty good guess
>>215653009>>215653017No.Hint: it's a tv show.
>>215652828Yep.
>>215652883Synecdoche, New York?
>>215653088This is a movie thread faget
a guy receives rape correction, gets dumped by his girl and fucking dies
>>215653120Very poor reading comprehension
>>215653120Read the OP, dipshit.
>>215653128Joker: Folie a Deux
>>215653128Jester 2: Double Trouble?
>>215653134Fuck off pseud I forgot what the OP said. You are below me as I have an unguessed cypher still in this thread.
Man goes to jail for performing a groundbreaking dental procedure
>>215652902would have been too obvious
The star of david falls on rural jewish boy; alien invasion ensues.
>>215653168American History VI
>>215653168Good one.
>>215653118Yep
>>215633289Clown rape
>>215633289— Man hires software engineer, although if he had known he was the type to smear shaving-cream on someone's slice of pie he probably wouldn’t have, which would have saved everyone a lot of bother.— Woman living in a NYC high-rise gets pulled out of bed and dropped umpteen stories to her death, but no-one cares, because she's not a main character.— Woman has passionate sex on her wedding night but not with her husband, and then tops this reprehensible behaviour by sneering at Beethoven as suitable end-of-the-world listening material.
>>215653168>groundbreaking
>>215653267>Man hires software engineer, although if he had known he was the type to smear shaving-cream on someone's slice of pie he probably wouldn’t have, which would have saved everyone a lot of bother.A Scanner Darkly>Woman has passionate sex on her wedding night but not with her husband, and then tops this reprehensible behaviour by sneering at Beethoven as suitable end-of-the-world listening material.Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
>>215653267The Matrix (1999)George of the Jungle (1997)Ecstasy (1933)
>>215653200Jesus christ, anons. It's Chicken Little.
>>215653299>A Scanner DarklyNope.>Seeking a FriendAlso nope, although I haven't seen it so I don't know how close it is. Would be surprised if it fitted exactly though. Some pretty specific details in there.
>>215653321Nope. I'm pretty confident these three fit the intended works much better than anything else.
>>215653334It's Jurassic Park, the first one. A Scanner Darkly is technically correct, thoughever.
Creepy incel man marries a blonde woman who plans to kill him and inherit his money. She understimates his resilience and gets killed by the incel's nephew.
Farmer lets his Dad die in a tornado; becomes God.
>>215653365>It's Jurassic Park, the first one.Right.>A Scanner Darkly is technically correct, thoughever.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ifyousayso
>>215653405RDJ's role in Scanner is almost exactly Wayne Knight's in Jurassic, my friend. There's even a diner scene.
>>215653397Sounds like that Superman meme thing
>>215653397batman
A mentally challenged man runs away from all his problems.
>>215653462Bubble Boy, starring Jake Gyllenhaal
Whiny science lesbian wastes billions of dollars to communicate to otherworldly beings that are probably just inside her head.
>>215653495Either Annihiliation, The Arrival or both. They're practically the same to me because I refuse to watch them.
>>215653495Contact
>>215653495Contact.
>>215653462Run Forrest Run
>>215653495Close Encounters of the Third KindCharlie Sheen's ArrivalA Bug's Life
jewish man purchases a technology product
>>215653536Yes.
>>215653556The Astronomer's Dream (1898)
He loves milfs and hates brown people
Stranded on a space ship far away from earth.
>>215653593Written, Directed, and Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
>>215653593Pretty sure that's about a Jew who hates Jews
Todd Philips sucks toes on a bus
Goyim gentile saves the condemned.
>>215653672The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
The bus that can't be stopped
>>215653521>>215653531yep
Son of infamous Jewish scientist steals the secrets of Nikola Tesla to throw a swingers party.
>>215653716National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
>>215653716FART
Two Jewish men put on a humorous pro-Nazi play in 60s New York to troll the locals
>>215653832The producers
>>215653832The Producers
>>215653832The Producers.>to troll the localsNo, they do it to scam money out of investors.
Guy comes home to find his wife is fucking his clone who has taken over his life.
>>215651714Correct
>>215654057The 6th Day
