Times you acted like Tony Soprano
>>215848382breathed really loud and got angry at the thought of white people dating jewish or black men.
>>215848401>menSo women are fine
>>215848382argued with my mom and then had a panic attack. i had massive diarrhea after which i can imagine tony occasionally suffering from as well
>>215848407Tony never has Diarrhea. This is an invention from his actor
>Be mean to my frens
>>215848382I try to mimic his style however I dont have the frame or build
>>215848382Drove around singing Dirty Work
>>215848382I was friendzoned but continued to simp for my classmate who was in a lot of ways my psychological relief. She knew me well. Gave her presents. Expensive presents. Helped her. She eventually started making excuses and cut all contact with me, ignoring even our prior agreements to meet. One of those agreements included tickets I gave her.She didn't had a problem meeting with our other female classmate (she didn't know her that well) and her boyfriend and getting drunk at their apartment. She also said all her previous boyfriends were hookah-smokers and I don't drink or smoke. Oh, and she once made a hint she won't date me because I have wrong astrology sign.
>>215848382I kissed my therapist.
I was out of breathe a lot today from simple walking and going up stairs.Also I ate salami.
>>215848382I smoke cigars, im fat, and yet 6/10 women throw themselves at me. Id keep fucking them if i werent already married to my 6/10 wife
>in a park eating lunch during summer>ducks in the pond nearby>take off my shoes/socks put my feet in the water and feed the ducks>everybody looks at me like I'm insaneNobody understands me like Tony.
>>215849993I did the same with rabbits outside my office, co-workers thought I was nuts that I would go outside on my break, feed them and sit on the grass.
>>215848382>wanna buy a house>that'll be 1M dollars sir>take out money outta my back pocket>don't count at all, just pretend I know what I'm doing>here, that should solve our little problem here huh>mfw paid 3,2M dollars for a 1M house
>>215848382Times you acted like Vito
>>215848382Woke up this morningGot some gabagool
>>215848382I started buying a lot of different cured meats and would just eat them out of the pack.
>>215848382When i die it will probably be something like a cut to black
>>215848424He had the runs from Artie's bad fish.
>>215848914>she won't date me because I have wrong astrology sign.
>>215850489I don't remember that from the show but I had the same shit happen. Fucking stunned me since everything was going great until that shit and she wanted nothing more to do with me after she found out, she was heavy into that astrology shit.
>>215848382getting up in a bathrobe and underwear to eat slabs of lunch meat from the fridge while mom has company over
>drive SUV>pull up to house>get out of the car
>>215850555Sometimes I put Woke Up This Morning by Alabama 3 on the radio while driving to make it more effective.
>>215850584Based. I used to put the soundtrack from Office Space on when I drove to work.
If sopranos was made today it would filled with bullshit like a gay mobster, his son would have ADHD, and Tony would be seeing a therapist
>>215848382I've caught myself imitating Tony's mannerisms and ways of speaking when I was angry or in a heated argument and it would throw them off because I'm a pretty chill dude then I start acting like an aggressive dago.>>215850370>>215850533No greater pleasure on this Earth compared to being in your boxers eating cold cuts with the fridge door open 5 mins after waking up>>215850327vid related
>>215850631It did have a gay mobster you fucking retard. One of them is literally found sucking on some guys cock and then tries to fuck some other guy.
>>215850631Think you're funny, dontcha, a real wise guy.
>>215850645anon…
>>215850327My girlfriend was like him when she sucked my dick.
>>215850645>>215850652The duality of man.
>>215850654Got em kek.
>>215850631I know this is bait, but I'm gonna bite and explain the difference>Gay mobsterIf it was made today, Vito would have been openly gay and the only one who didn't get killed. Also his wife would be fucking dudes while he jacked off and ate radiator grilled cheese>Son would have ADHDIt would be his entire personality and AJ would be into diapers and shit. Vs the show when it's mentioned twice, once so Tony can call it bullshit and the other time when AJ thinks he can scam his SATs.>Tony would be seeing a therapistThe therapy would not only work, but Tony would self cancel himself and Carmella would be the new boss by season 3
>cops put a bugged lamp in Tony's hosue and there are multiple episodes about bugging his house>bug gets removed by Meadow>nothing else ever came of it and no other bugs got put itWhatever happened there?
>>215850804Season 3 was a train wreck because it had to be re-written.
>>215850804>IM A FOOL TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK OH YEEEAAAAAAH>I DONT WANNA DO YOUR DIRTY WORK NO MOOOOOOOORE
>>215850416That was from the Indian restaurant. Artie was vindicated.
>>215850957Pussy didn't get sick
>>215850804It was explained that the lamp wire was based on shaky premise so the judge just barely approved it. The lamp wire was removed and the judge didn't bother approving another one.
>>215850964Pussy didn't eat the oysters, only Tony did.
>>215850964He had a touch of diarrhea. >>215850979Yes, but it was mussels, not oysters
>>215850976>this guy is very obviously a mob boss, we'd like to bug his house so we can do our jobs, your honour>um, ackshually, you can't because of... the law!
>>215850994Once upon a time that meant something
>>215850994Yes. Warrants are approved on a case by case basis. If the first one fails, they don't automatically get another one.
>>215851016Ridiculous. Judges should all be fired.
>>215850804Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky.
>>215848382I didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete
my sister turned into trad larper after having a decade of debauchery and when I notice her trying to enjoy her new outlook on life I always remind her of all the dumb shit she did when she was younger
I'm fat and breathe heavily while eating pasta. I don't like moolignans. I only like old movies and history. I have panic attacks.
>>215848382>be me>gain 50lbs after high school>buy a bathrobe>pace around the house pretending to smoke the cigars I got for christmas>pretend I'm on the phone demanding some degenerate gambler to pay his debt>pick up the morning paper in my robe>open fridge>no smoked turkey>slam door and demand that my mother buys some>she tells me to stop complaining and look for a job>"FUCK YOU, YA FUCKIN HOOAR">step dad slaps the shit out of me
>>215848382I passed out from a panic attack like a boss
>>215848382i fainted once in my room for seemingly no reason.
>>215848382I also prefer some pulp
>>215849993Anon those ponds are full of bird shit.
I unironically dress like Tony at work with black pleated slacks, black loafers, and button up or golf shirts
I stress eat
>>215848382Being a self-acknowledged 'miserable prick since day one'.
>>215848382>see duck>cry
>>215848382I piss drunk into helicopter blades like they were barn doors
I enjoy seeing the ducks at the park.Though the swans are kino; they had six kids and they are getting big now.
I always liked Mallards since I was a little kid, but didn't know the male and female look so different. I love the green.I've since realised that Tony only had the brown female Mallards in his pool.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallard
>>215850370pepperoni and mozzarella is good though
>>215848382I woke up this morning.
>>215848382Time after time I also wonder whatever happened to Gary Cooper. The strong, silent type.
Hotheads. I getem outta dere
