I wont kill you but I dont have to save you.
nolan is such a fucking hack that it hurts. all these actors, crazy to work with him, just show how retarded they are.
>>215865406based, that's what i say eveytime i defeat my enemies
Failing to coming to someone's rescue is a crime in several states
>>215865463what if i'm really tired from work
>>215865463>arbitrary human laws Not my problem
>>215865406He could have called 911
>>215865406I just realized how retarded the whole situation is. Imagine a clown dressed like that telling you that while doing a shitty voice.
>>215865463This is unironically what happened to pic related
>>215865511It's be embarrassing if he called the popo and his caller ID was Bruce Wayne
>>215865406I won’t save you but I don’t have to kill you
>>215865406>I won't kill you but I don't have to rape you!!!What did Raimi mean by this?
>wtf Liam Neeson after saving my life and teaching me to fight criminals now you want to kill violent rapists and mass murdering drug dealers and organized crime members? Time for you to die!
The vastly superior scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUEzkB9yNL0&list=PLI1zuZdCSlNYQOLQ9b9RGiBIIa0JBukoH&index=8Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-k0rQnMsFY
>>215865440Nolan filters plebs like you like it's going out of style.
>>215865596>wtf Liam Neeson, after delivering kino after kino you shamefully decided to admit that you went after negroes to beat with a baseball bat because your dear friend got raped by a dark fellow? Time for you to get cancelled and get a humiliation ritual to save your career.
>>215865704What was the ritual?
>>215865876Pretending to date Pam Anderson.
>>215865406Isn’t this just the trolley problem? Like if you can save someone but don’t wouldn’t most argue you killed them?
I didn't read the thread but YouTube has been feeding me '60s Batman videos. It's pretty funny. Thanks for asking.
kino
>>215865704Wait what?
>>215866075Your welcom'e
>>215865406Liam Neeson did the same scene in Darkman, but better:https://youtu.be/RNp1csmzzsI?si=NY385qbzCFrPXCZ6
Hey, at least that makes him 50% better than the cops
>>215866075Adam West batman was comfy as shit, enjoy. My algorithm has been force feeding me sharpe's rifles clips until I broke down and bought the first series on amazon.
>>215866137It was a literal nothingburger clickbait headline from an old interview. No one gave a shit but reddit flocked here because they're not allowed to say "Nigger" over there.
>>215865406Failing to save someone when you easily could may not legally be murder but morally it’s the same shit. Movie just wrote itself into a corner and had to go with this lame copout
>>215865440He only created the best superhero film ever made
>AAARGH FUCK YOU DENT!!! DIE DIE DIE
>>215865979No.
>>215865406There is nothing wrong with this line.
NO GUNSNO KILLING
>>215866802I didn't know he made spider-man 2
>>215866805>I will kill you but I'll also try to save you for about a second
>>215867948Iron Man 1 mogs
>>215865406How many of those ninjas died because he didn't execute the criminal?
>>215865406For me it's >"You never did learn to mind your surroundings" - Batman to Raz at the end fightThis is a bizarre callback because it was Raz who said this to Bruce during the League of Shadows training sequence, when Bruce actually hadn't paid attention to his surroundings and it got him dunked in freezing water. So the way Batman says it at the end comes off as so petty, because it's not something Raz had ever been guilty of. Literally "no u" as a comeback, and YEARS later.On top of this, using Raz's line "You sacrificed sure footing for a killing stroke" would have been a much better line to turn back on him. Because it'd have a triple meaning:>Raz leaving his territory in the far East to fuck around in the West>Raz abandoning moral high ground>Train is about to collapse, just like the ice collapsed under BruceThis line always jumps out at me every time. I know people say Nolan made TDKR bad on purpose because he didn't want to demonize Occupy Wall Street, so you get stuff like the plane scene and "No, I came back to stop you"But there is at least one moment of dumb bullshit in all three TDK movies
>>215865440lol, you incels with the "_____ is a hack". Always the greats too. You never say Michael Bay is a hack. Or Len Wiseman. Somehow you respect those movies more. Fucking neck yourself, virgin.
>>215866137Schizo racist doesn't like when people have to answer for their dumb bigot moments. Just like the pedos who bitch about age of consent laws.Not like these fat losers could get a 16 year old girl to fuck them anyway.
>>215867275WOW! You found what you think is a plot hole!I guess these movies are totally overrated because Batman needed to take things to the next level for the greater good.Very astute observation!
>>215868656>"You never did learn to mind your surroundings" - Batman to Raz at the end fightIt made sense because Ra's failed to notice Batman sabotaging the brakes or that Batman had his ally Gordon driving around town blowing out the supports
>>215868656Reevaluate you life.
>>215867275To be fair, that looks like the same less than lethal ammunition Israel was using on palestine
>>215865406You don't have to tell me twice!
>>21586865220
>>215865542Even though it happened to them ironically
>>215865406But he's the one who put him in the deadly situation.
>>215868927No, it doesn't make any sense, because Raz is the master ninja in this case, who had previously schooled Bruce (apparently multiple times) on "never learning his surroundings", while never having been shown previously to have failed to mind them himself.So Bruce throwing this line at him is literally just "no u", several years after the fact. It's ridiculous!>>215868940Eh. I write dialogue, qualify for Mensa, and literally just watched the movie a few hours ago. I'll allow myself this petty indulgence.
>If you don't save a not-saver, the number of not-savers remains the same
>>215865406>I won't klll you but I don't have to not-rape you
>>215865406Why is Bruce Wayne dressed up like Batman?
>>215865406Really seemed like he gave up on the no kill rule after this moment. Didn’t come up in the next two movies and he killed Harvey Dent.
>>215869547>Didn’t come up in the next two moviesAnon... a huge part of the tension in the Dark Knight was his refusal to kill the Joker.It is quite silly after that copout with Ra'as though.
>>215865406>I won't kill you but I will give my friend the batmobile and tell him to blow up the train supports, then I'll make sure the controls are broken so it's stuck at max speed and then I'll beat the shit out of you so you can barely stand and certainly can't escape the highspeed death trap I purposely set up.
>>215869180Literally?
>>215865463I regularly call the cops on black folks, even if they aren't doing anything. They frequently scream and chimp out, one even got shot. Good times.
>>215869547>d he killed Harvey Dent.He didn't.Wha'ts so hard to understand in movies, these days?
The funny thing is that in the comics, Al-Guul is literally immortal and Batman still always tries to save him from dying.
>Nolans Batman is only active for 2 years, a blimp in Gothams history>in that time, Super Criminals threaten the safety of the whole city, one time even with a atomic bomb>Batman stops, nothing like that ever happened again>I`m the Hero this city deservesBatman is the true villain of this story, he literally attracted all those freaks
>>215872271>a blimp in Gothams historyNo, this is a blimp in Gotham's history
>>215866802>he only created the best slop ever madeand he didn't even do that
>>215870441They're always doing something anon
>>215869934>refusal to kill the Jokerwhich is pants on head retardedalso>would rather build a surveillance system to monitor every citizen than kill the psychopath who murders people left and right
>>215870393Yeah but he could have easily saved himself like all the saw traps that jiggy c could literally never be convicted of murder or any crime for that matter. Actual D.A.'s have confirmed this.
Was there ever a Batman story in which Batman was able to end the life of a fiendish and well-connected child molester like Jimmy Savile or Jeffrey Epstein, but instead chose to send him to court, knowing full well that his money and friends in high places would ensure a light sentence and that more children would be abused as a result of Batman's decision? I doubt any Batman writer would be willing to tackle this particular story, because it would make the no-kill rule intolerable to the public.
>The basedboy "one rule" Batman vs. The Chad "I will fucking kill you" Batman
>>215873067One rule Batman is a product of moral degeneration. The mental gymnastics retards do to justify it are insane.
>I wont kill you but I have to rape youJoker status? Askin' for a fren...
>>215873067>>215873645>if you kill your enemies, they win
>>215873658>I won't kill you, but you do have to eat these bat-eggs
>>215865463So is being a vigilante retardBatman is a criminal
Batman is the most retarded "superhero" (lol) anyway>he's le super duper smart DETECTIVE with a 1 bln IQ>that's why he can build le hyper armor and smartypants weapon and kill literal gods :^)The mental gymnastics Batman fans do to justify this crap is on par with Star Wars fans defending all the retarded EU bullshit
>>215872271>Batman's existence creates supervillainsWow, that's pretty deep
>>215873740But he has a negro build him a lot of his tech
>>215873645>>215873740Seems like you just learned that phrase and you want to use it as much as possible.
>>215873811Nice mental gymnastics.
>>215873796In the context of Nolans "hyper Realistic" world, yeah, that is deep. Batman can only exist if the world surrounding him is retarded
>>215873811not an argument>>215873837Exactly, which is one reason (among many) why Nolan's whole take on Batman is peak midwit. The guy is also terribly immature.
>>215873067One Rule Batman is actually amazing. The fact that he never kills -not even indirectly - makes him seem cooler. You could make up any scenario you want to try and make Batman kill someone, and he'll always find a way to save everyone.
>No I'm no executioner.>Proceeds to burn down the whole building with the ninjas and the criminal he refused to kill.Moralfag.
>>215865406intentionally allowing someone to die despite being able to save them is murder batman
>I could pull the lever to save you, but i won’t. This isn’t the same as killing because… BECAUSE IT ISNT OKAY???Bravo Nolan
>>215873875>actually amazinghe's not>makes him seem coolerit doesn't >save everyoneexcept the citizens who get harmed and killed once the psychos he saves escape their shitty asylum for the 1000th time.Not exactly "amazing"
Batman constantly beats people up pretty viciously- often times punching them in the head. You’re telling me none of those times lead to their brains being damaged severely enough to kill them?
>>215873898>Just because I choose not to intervene, doesn't make me directly your killer. Haha, ok.
>>215873904It's not his fault they escape
>>215873894you have the resources to go hand delivering water to thirsty africans RIGHT NOWare you a murderer for not doing that? is it only about proximity?
>>215873942Yea but he’d know after the first fifty escapes that Arkham is fucking useless. So from then on when he brings them back in he’d have to be an idiot to not expect the exact same thing to happen again
>>215873943If you give them water they only drink for a day, you have to teach them water so they can drink for a lifetime
>>215873943proximity definitely is a factorlike if the people of an african country are starving, and a neighboring country is able ot help but refuses yeah it kinda is their fault when people start dying
>>215873875The no kill rule is retarded when the villains have been taken to such extremes where they plot full on genocide on an entire city. The rule was fine when all they did was rob banks with minimal casualties. The most ridiculous example of "no kill" stupidity is in Arkham City when Batman acknowledges that he helps facilitate Joker's attempts at poisoning an entire city. It's not noble to keep genocidal murderers alive at all costs. Killing them is the righteous thing to do.
>>215873970MrBeast already tried that, didn't exactly worked.
>>215873979That's what makes it cool. It's what makes his stories interesting.
>>215867275It was all auto pilot baby, hands free
>>215873942Why not donate some of his immense wealth to the city and lobby to increase security, which he should easily be able to become an expert in? Or donate it directly to Arkham under the condition that they use it to increase security and put his own people on it undercover? If he can figure out all this fantastical contrived bullshit, whenever the writers need him to, then he should be able to do this. Maximum security prisons aren't magic. Why are all these murderous psychopaths even put in an asylum and ONLY in Gotham city? If there's some legal reason for it, I'm 100% sure it's completely retarded. And if nothing else works and he's so responsible, why not build a prison of his own, if he's so smart and rich and capable? It's already established that he can't and doesn't rely on the government to fight these villains and that he's willing to be a vigilante.
>>215873974It's the people's own fault, nigger. Unless you want to absolve them of all responsibility and make the problem worse.
>>215874073It's what makes him and his stories retarded slop for manchildren.
>>215874237He does all that as Bruce Wayne all the time, but as he learned from his parents also doing that, it's not enough. Criminals grow and hide in the places where charity doesn't reach. Other rich people like Penguin also actively work against Bruce Wayne's work because it benefits them.
>>215865463Definitely not every state
>>215874277You might enjoy reaching the Punisher, then. He's the same as Batman except he always kills. Soon you'll start having the opposite complaints. Why'd he kill that purse snatcher? Why hasn't the FBI zeroed in on this mass murdering vigilante? Why aren't other superheros actively hunting him?
>>215873889LMAO
>>215865704It was a cosh, not a baseball bat, you lying black bastard.
>>215867275How the fuck does that thing tank a rocket hit head on
>>215870441Blessed upstanding citizen making the world a better place
>>215870441I doubt it
>>215865596>kill violent rapists and mass murdering drug dealers and organized crime membersHow is blowing up Gotham going to help with that?
>>215867275First movie: he's restoring the criminal justice systemLast movie: he's at war.>why are his tactics different? REEEEEEEE
>>215865406Reminder that Clooney and Pattinson are the only Batmen on film that never killed.
>>215875409Something like this I imaginehttps://youtu.be/lJXwRdbbQ50?si=8yCVqJCEiBhjqsbO&t=23
>>215874338>Why'd he kill that purse snatcher?Why wouldn't you? If I could get away with it I would execute people for parking in handicapped spaces or for not returning their shopping cart.
>>215875508reddit moment. I'm surprised you didn't add being rude to waitstaff to your list
>>215875428Because Nolan is a mental child
>>215874307>Flee an invading army of Russians>To go live with niggers.Woman logic.
>>215875538>Not being a nigger is redditKys kike
>>215865406>I won't rape your son, but I do not have to stop fucking him, Gary.
>>215865406>I am Technicalityman!
>>215865406But he had to save the joker?
>>215877357He wanted to have sex with the Joker
>>215877653Not the rape the joker wanted, but the rape the joker needed.
>>215868563LolLmaoZozzle
>>215874622They're no-kill rockets.
>>215865463And some states set their age of consent to 18. Who gives a shit?
>>215877710>No. I came back to rape you.
>>2158686523.50
"Dont be afraid Bruce." He quoted his dead dad. What an asshole.
>>215865406Batman's muh killing rule is retarded, results in completely idiotic storytelling. Everyone knows that a gun-toting Batman who kills is cool as hell. Give us a proper 1939 Batman movie already.
>>215873979based>>215874073cringe
>>215877944>You mearly adopted rape. I am the product of it.
>>215874307didnt she have a BLM poster in her room?
>>215878387>Theatricality and rape>Powerful agents to the uninitiated
>>215865406>I'll kill you by not saving youwords will not prevent you from not getting to Heaven
>>215865406>I wont rape you, but I wont pull out eitherWtf, why did Batman day that?
>>215875565meds
>>215865463and batman never commits crimes
>>215866805>character experiences character growth over the sequelWoah..... Nolan kino.... So peak....
>>215865406it's supposed to be representing the hegelian dialectic in action, batman (non-lethal vigilantism) and ra's ideals (mass eugenics) sublating into a new thesis wherein bruce adopts ra's ideals but adapts them to use fear to cull criminality instead of terrorism ra is killed by his own ideology (leaving the weak and corrupt to die, in this case including himself) while batman lives on to conclude the dialectic, it's legit kino
>>215865406True. He has no obligation to save anyone
>>215865463So is being a vigilante. What's your point?
>>21586607560's Batman wil always be kino
I will blow you but I don't have to drink your cum basically
