I AM KIROKKKK editionPreviously on /trek/: >>215852136
Kirk is better than PicardNo I will not elaborate
star trek rape with Riker
>>215873261>he also fought a dinosaurthe comparisons between kirk and turok grow
>>215873523The Voth were criminally underutilized.
>>215873567>gorn are an offshoot subspecies of the voth>so are the sauriansi'd believe it
>>215873261The girl who played his love interest in this was hot af.
star trek sex with pickle
that big?
>>215873675Do the Gorn goon? How much goo would a Gorn guy goon if a gooning Gorn could goon goo?
Is this the females true appearance?
>>215873807
>>215873711every love interest in TOS is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.
>>215873807>The brain being bigWhat do you think?
>>215873261Behold, a god who sneeds!
"I'm going through some changes, Keiko"
>>215873883
>>215873770Fraid so.
>>215873855>pusy>KINO>nothing wrong kino>kino>kino
>>215872280Are there people who think differently?
>>215873261Science may dictate there to be an infinite number of possible universes. In one of these universes, star trek sex with shran.
star trek sex with shran
>>215874061In infinite of those universes; star trek sex with shran
>>215873855>trash>kino>kino>kino>kino
>>215873855LaForgekino
>>215875264
>it's a Troi gets raped episode
>>215873481>"I'm gonna kill your husband and fuck you over his corpse."TNG was really edgy sometimes.
>>215874009DUKAT REMAINS INNOCENT
Was Troi really hot, or was it just the case of being the only thing sci-fi uncs got.
>>215876779She's hot if you watch her scenes on mute.
Gul Dukat did something wrong
>>215876914>has his bottle of kanarNo, there's nothing wrong
>>215876914true one time he thought he did something wrong but in fact did something right, so he was wrong about that
>>215873855>Return to GraceHave a version I'm finally happy with https://vocaroo.com/16Te4dSb8DIJ
>>215876962Is Kanar enjoyed warm or cold?
>>215877345i can't imagine you're supposed to drink that fucking goop cold. it's probably totally solid once chilled.
>>215877345>>215877361Remember, Cardassians are reptilian and prefer things warmer (and darker) than mammalian humanoids. So it would be chilled from their perspective, but warm to us.
>>215877429>Cardassians are reptilianthey're mammals
>>215877477yeah yeah whatever, they're clearly reptilian, they have scales and that weird spoon that's homologous to a tuatara eye and they lie down on hot rocks as recreation, and galor class vessels are shaped like tortoise dicks, they're turtle people down to their shell armor>b-b-b-but the precursors and hair and boobs andyeah yeah i get it but they're TURTLE PEOPLE
>>215877606>they're clearly reptilianno, they're clearly mammalian. you retards with your cloaca fetish or whatever are fine but if you're gonna spout it to my face i'm going to call you retarded. don't (You) me next time faggot.
>>215877631okay you find me a scaled/scuted mammal that loves to sit on hot rocks in the dark then
>>215877676Your stepsister
>>215877676pangolins have scales and most mammals enjoy sunbathing and basking in heat to varying degrees. find me a reptile with hair, tits and that can crossbreed with mammals. your argument is literally "I think their ships look like turtle dicks" just kill yourself you retarded zoo gooner
>>215877729>find me a reptile with hair, tits and that can crossbreed with mammalstherapsids
>>215877429they drink hot fish soup for breakfast
>>215877761therapisids aren't reptiles
What I really desire is a pre Voyager Neelix prologue show where we travel on board Neelix's scrap ship as he wheels and deals throughout the Delta Quadrant.Using only his wits and considerable charm, Neelix narrowly escapes confrontations with hostile aliens all the while whipping up delicious meals with a small (and hilarious) rag tag crew of misfits.The tone is light and comedic however through various episodes we learn of the tragic fate of his homeworld and family at the hands of the brutal Haakonians and later his steamy love affair with Kes.That is what I want the most.>Star Trek:TNC (The Neelix Chronicles)
>>215877820literally no-one wants that, not even you
Do Cardassians give live birth is a question plaguing the Star Trek community for 35 years now.
>>215877903eggs
>>215877903*plaguing gooner retards
>>215877815Pelycosaurs and therapsids are still considered reptiles at that point until cynodonts. If you want to split hairs (or scales, or feathers) so be it, but it doesn't change the basal fact that cardassians canonically like it hot and dark and therefore kanar would be warm to us
I think it's time we got a show about Harry Kim
>>215878020therapsids were never considered reptiles and have nothing to do with reptiles. therapsids are the ancestors of MAMMALS
>>215877931Cardassian eggs must be like those eggs that you have to eat whole with a cloth over your face.I thought that was an American Dad joke until I saw it referenced in other media
>>215878027it will be called The Eternal Ensign, we check back in on harry 20+ years later...he's still an ensign
>>215878125>eat whole with a cloth over your face.i have never heard of this. explain
>>215878125thats a bird not an egg you tard its called an ortolan
>>215878139h'es an idiot its a very small bird caled an ortolan, you eat it whole bones and all thn spit out the bone fragments hence the covering your face because frankly that would look gross, traditionally you are also covering your face before god because its a crime against god to eat such a beautiful songbird, also illegal in most civilized countries and of course the french came up with the whole thing
>>215878172oh yeah of course it's the fucking French
>>215877860I assure you we do, everyone in /trek/ does
>>215878221Nope no-one not even you terminally ill neelix poster
>>215878027>20 'sodes a season >every week Harry meets a new woman but fails to close the deal>Harry saves the ship/planet/galaxy>someone else takes the credit and gets promoted >Harry's younger sister joins the crew and has quarters next door>every week a different space chad rails her and Harry has to listen to his space penis plunging into her vagina
>>215878567so just VOY then
>>215877820>>215878567These would easily be a superior show to any Star Trek produced in the Kutzman cbs/paramount+ era
General Klingon/Dominion War arc song. https://vocaroo.com/1gdvkKPESJtjI'll probably tweak it a bit
>>215879342>6 and a half minutes of AI sloppa
>>215873855All kino (Assignment Earth haters can fuck off!)
Such a bad fit for Frakes. Would've worked better with any of the others.
>>215880260What a handsome specimen who did nothing wrong.
>>215880576he really is so handsome
>>215880617He is an unappreciated man!by which I mean Marc Alaimo
>>215880630what other stuff should i watch him in?
>>215880850Find this https://youtu.be/clcX-_pB5qo?si=-kHpZa7QDjmHbE99
>>215880850Total Recall
>>215881068https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6uhkir
>>215881423wtf this is sad
>>215881694>https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6uhkirthe monologue around 21 minutes in is Waltz tier. IIRC i think the episode was written by the same guy who also wrote Indiscretion, he's actual IRL buddies with Alaimo and looked out for him
>>215873855>the shipment Now we’re talkin’
>>215881733>he's actual IRL buddies with AlaimoYeah Nick Correa
>>215881733yeah that's exactly what i was watching when i posted that lol
>>215878567>his sister gets promoted before him in the finale I will now watch your show Elliot
>>215881762Sweet
>>215881762>Travis>kept us laughingThis reads like someone wrote it who didn't even watch the promotional material they were given. In what way is Travis comedic relief?
>>215881892It’s from the recommendation letter Captain Archer wrote for him after he got promoted to Admiral. He thought all the freighter stuff was a hoot and a half and he was right
>>215880630 was right>>215881423this is certified kino and he's the best part of the show of course lol he literally saves the kid while the "Incredible Hulk" sits around letting assassins stroll around a hospital
>>215882008A sports fan like Archer really appreciates stories about climbing. You get up to all kinds of mischief growing up on a freighter!
>>215882332>water polo >sport Yeah ok
>>215882697I just don't understand how you could ride a seahorse. They're really small.
>>215882716You made me chuckle anon. You’re ok. Maybe stay away from Jeffries tube 376 for a while
>>215882697By what possible definition is water polo not a sport?
>>215882824Kitimer Accords, almost scuttled the deal
Hadn't watched First Contact in a long long long time and I still hate the nano tube Borg. Stroggification Borg were a lot more terrifying than boring ass zombie Borg. Hate what they did, didn't hate the movie but hated the directions it took the franchise in action wise.
>water polo?
>>215883028Agree. I’ve always felt they would’ve done better to leave them as some looming threat on the horizon instead of making them a defeatable baddie, let alone the bunch of retarded jobbers we got. Wasted potential imo
Braga and Berman shitting on Nu Trek has caused a conflagration on plebbit. I'm enjoying shitting on the retarded plebbitors who don't understand Star Trek.
>>215883287Elab
>>215883304here's some ragebait for you. In defense of Lower Decks of course.
>>215883287>>215883304Oh it was over all the retarded millennialspeak in the new shows. I agree, and I can see why rebbit would be butthurt because the writers are literally ribbitors too
>>215883342can you show what the producers actually said? I'm curious
>>215883415>For Berman and Braga, that’s the wrong approach to the world. “Writing Star Trek… it’s just a particular thing,” said Braga. “The tone is kind of a timeless one; it’s a bit more formal, but at the same time, you don’t want it to be too stiff. You want it to not be tainted by contemporary idioms, but at the same time, it can’t be free of them.”>But when the complaints about Trek come from two of the guys responsible for crafting some of the most-loved series in the franchise, they carry a little more weight. Which is exactly what happened when Rick Berman and Brannon Braga dropped by the D-Con Chamber podcast (via TrekMovie), hosted by Connor Trinneer a.k.a. Trip Tucker and Dominic Keating a.k.a. Malcolm Reed of Enterprise. “I watched an episode of one of the newer Star Treks, where people were saying things like ‘Give me five,'” observed Berman. “And it just doesn’t sit right to me. There’s a certain classical element to Star Trek.”The article is a denofgeek hackjob where they mostly remind people that Berman was "le heckin' mean to actresses on the set".Terry Farrell trying to blame her leaving the show on sexism in her recent revisionist history has really hurt Berman's reputation. I'd probably sue if I was him. She very clearly left because she thought Becker would make her a huge star because it was Cheers 2 and she got to be Kirstie Alley
>>215883487well what they said was totally obvious and non-controversial so I can see why redditors are bleeding out the ass over it
>>215883342What a double dumbass. Humanity IS past cursing, lying and cheating and anyone who does stands out as an aberration. There is nothing magical about it, humanity suffered extreme trauma through the eugenics wars, WWIII and the post atomic horror and thus was fundamentally changed. Pretty basic trek knowledge, I suspect these rebbitors have never watched real trek.
>>215883342What happened to The Left that made them this way?>NO EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NIHILISTIC EVEN 500 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
>>215883559There defense is usually "I've watched every single episode of Star Trek, you're just a meanie gatekeeper!" to which I just reply: yes
>>215883563this is a zoomer in general thing where they need all media they consume to accurately reflect the way they feel the world is at this moment in time. they literally don't understand the concept of fiction anymore.
>>215883559There’s a bit of a selection bias in that we really only see the humans in the elite military exploration wing. I don’t believe it’s generally true but more that it’s federation propaganda and/or the mindset of those who have chosen to serve in Starfleet. Reminder that there are human colonized planets with rampant rape gangs doing their thing with impunity
>>215883709There are pre-Federation human colonies which has gone their own ways, yeah, would like to see more of them really but they didn't expand on them much beyond
