https://youtu.be/vmFFNbj3Siw
THEY APOLOGIZED >THEY APOLOGIZED THEY APOLOGIZED >THEY APOLOGIZED
Mike turned Jay into an alcoholic like Jack and Rich
>>215878497
Chris Stuckmann is more successful than these losers who have never made anything more professional than "Space Cop"
>>215878623Mike didn't see the flick and still was seething about people that said they like it. He is FUMING.
>>215878523for pretending to like Tron: Ares?
Fuck their opinions suck now. The Strangers Chapter 2 was legitimately the best horror film of the year. It has everything, even a creature feature part. Jay would like it if he gave it a chance instead of obnoxiously laugh at Mike's embellishment. The first half is basically Halloween 2. It's dumb, but it's fun
>>215878549They got Stuckmannized™ ©
>neither of them even seen the movie >still trying to shit on itHoly fucking losers
I think I've finally outgrown them. I really couldn't care less Nice feeling
>they hated itStuckmannbros....
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>215878754>>215878767
Jay a washed up alcoholic, seething over the fact that a nerd like Stuckmann managed to get a personal movie into theaters, whilst the best he could do was Space Cop. Failed Filmaker
kek why are they shitting on shelby so hard if they didn't watched it.
Why do these homos always choose to review horrorslop instead of actually noteworthy and interesting movies?
>>215878497>they didn't watch itEvery time... HACK FRAUDS. But honestly it's kind of funny and I bet the stuck man will be seething about it.
>>215878682Where do they shit on it, schizo? They call the title bad and unintriguing, because it is. They call out putting "a Chris Stuckman film" on the poster because it's retarded. They say the trailer seems uninspired as to the premise, which it is, although Mike did praise the cinematography. Everything they said was fair. Sure, maybe they should have watched the movie, but them not watching it reflects the fact that no one else did either.>>215879757How are they shitting on it so hard? See above. Ffs, you people are all so delicate. If you can't handle a very sober and objective conversation about the marketing of a movie please never get into any creative role because you will be crying within a week.
>>215879935Because the only movies in theatres these days are capeshit, kids movies and horrorslop, and at least the latter qualify the most as movies.
>>215878623Who's the prick now
>>215880067What about the newest PTA movie or the latest Steven King adaptation? Do we really need a review of the new Conjuring?
>>215878713Dang that's a pretty tough guy
>>215879515The best they ever did was The Recovered. It's a garbage movie but at least it played on cable.
>>215880067>didn't go to see Bugonia or I Swear or Roofman>baww why is there only capeshit/kids movies/horror in cinemasounds like you're not being the change you wish to see in the world
>>215880088they're influencers, they cover the stuff they're paid to cover. they didn't even review 28 Years Later.
>>215878549He...won?
>>215878549Nah, I don't think I will.
Stuckman's diatribe about "seeing independent movies" is so cringe. Just make a good movie and I will see it. And a medium sized youtuber making a theatrical movie is really not a draw. And lets not act like youtuber movies are a new thing. Fucking Fred Figglehorn had a wide release theatre movie like fifteen years ago.
I thought Shelby Oaks was a rich evans sex thing
>>215878623But he has zero charisma. I prefer fat balding dudes over this fabricated youtube sensation.
>>215878523For damage controlling for every single Disney Wars entry?
I will not watch any movies in the theaters let alone some YouTube first time filmmaker making a shitty horror movie in an oversatturated market. But I will pirate this shit just to piss him off in my schizophrenic head.
>>215880533>he has zero charismaWho? Mickey Stoklasa? He is walking Labubu.
>>215879935Oh, but they review all Disney movies.
>>215878497Do they talk about any films other than Shelby Oaks in it?
>>215880046>objective conversation>Disney dickholders
>>215878535There’s nothing to do where they live. If you look into a lot of these US states the biggest attraction is a minor league baseball stadium and maybe a Chillis if you’re lucky
>>215878497when RLM says something's good or fine or whatever, like they did ascertaining quality of the IT Welcome to Dery prequel slop, which is a virulent and hatefully anti-white jew propaganda piece, it means the show or movie in question is garbage. This is the #1 Rule when it comes to RLM of I dunno lets say the past 5 years, possibly more. When they say oh yeah its good oh yeah its fine oh yeah it has its moments, this always means it's trash. We've seen this how many times now? I've lost count of how many times. At this point they're just belligerently trolling everyone with their critiques, despite all the pot-bellied children starving and being eaten alive by flies in the Congo.
>>215878713how would you fix this scene?
>>215880620yes. they didn't even watch shelby oaks. they just make fun of it
>>215878713i do this virgin walk too, can i be a kino director as well?
>>215880713schizo post
>>215880621>they say disney star wars is a slightly less foul smelling dog turd than the prequels which means they are disney shills!
> they say neighborhood watch is great> go to the imdb page> see pic related> turn 360 and walk away
kekd
>>215881076They are shilling movies starring their big time Hollywood friends maybe in hopes of some more mainstream media cameos. Or maybe Mike thinks Quaid can get him a Star Trek cameo or something.
Mike's a fat mess
>>215878497They're actually reviewing Shelby oaks? Do they eat crow or do they shit on it like their usual unselfaware selves.?
>>215881517they didn't watch it
>>215878657for pretending they didn't love it
>>215878497>>215880046This is the only think I (or anyone else) can think of when seeing the title
>>215881539Loser behavior desu
>>215881044>>they say disney star wars is a slightly less foul smelling dog turd than the prequelsWhich is opinion held exclusively by paid Disney shills, yes.
>>215881819It’s true though
>>215880135I think feeding frenzy is ok for what it is. A dumb fun critters/gremlins ripoff that either newt wallen or charlie band could've made. havent marathoned the recovered yet
>>215878497>"Just because Chris Stuckman did it doesn't mean we're gonna pretend it's a good movie"Yet they gave favorable reviews to that faggot ass Max Landis and Jack Quaid cause they're Hollywood butt buddies with them. That's just blatant hypocrisy.
>>215881854It is true that RLM is Disney affiliated group>wouldn't it be great if Disney cast JJ Abrams to helm new Star Wars amirite?>oh look, Disney hired JJ Abrams to direct Star Wars, what a coincidence, isn't this great news fellow Redditors?
>>215878549This looks ai generated
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!!!!!!
>>215882295It was a sensible suggestion at the time.
>>215878497When will they acknowledge their unprecedented theater success already?
>>215881854not him, but almost all shillposting is obvious from context alone.
>>215882295>>215882358everyone also thought doing a Superman film in the "realistic" Nolan Batman style was a good idea, then Man Of Steel came out...
I stopped paying for it long ago but I was a 200$ patron a year or so ago and in one of the gaming streams Rich mentioned they had invited Stuckmann to do a BOTW but he refused, so I believe they're still salty over that
Is them crying about Chris their lowest point? Lower than the Shatner video?
I can't believe they spent 5 minnutes giving stuckmann backhanded compliments and straight up insults disguised as "analysis". Very odd. Just don't talk about it if you hate him.
>>215882509>I was a 200$ patronhow fat are you?
>>215882509It's always what you can do for them, they're such takers.
>>215882581I'm 6'1 160lbs so not fat at all. I basically have been giving up my entire food budget to my favorite streamers/youtubers. Before I lowered by donos to a more manageable level I had to take a 10k loan to keep being able to send asmongold and techtone gift subs. If RLM streamed I would be giving them that money instead.
>>215882581I'm not fat, I'm very skinny but also short, ugly and friendless, so I guess your point still stands.
>>215878497This is it for them. It's finally over. The chickens are coming home to roost.
>>215882473...and proved them right.
>>215882563>no you can't just deflate the ego of a mid sized youtuber who thought that his name alone was going to sell out movie theatres like anyone actually knows who he is noooooooooooo!
>>215882742It's bullying. They've hated him for more than a decade.
>it's a "Mike printed out an internet comment" episode
>>215882781At least he didn't wow us all with one of his "fixes" for a movie this time.
>>215878497GEORGE WON MIKE AND JAY LOST AND GOT RAPED
>>215882772It's a fascinating world you schizos have cooked up in your headcanon.
>WE INVENTED MOVIES BASED ON PRODUCTSJesus Christ the delusions of grand door never stop with these faggots.
>>215882886Oh wow, this fucking guy is so new. He really doesn't know.
Mike still hasn't addressed the wrestling video
>>215882886>rlms long history of passive aggressive comments against other youtubers isnt realOkay, bud.
>>215882901also indirectly revealed Mike doesn't know The Founder exists, which is pretty embarrassing.
>>215880713sane post
I picked a thread at random just to say that THE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK
>>215882772it's always been projected self-hatred, but at least with The Nerd Crew it was good satire.
>>215882377HOLY TRANNYSLOP
>>215882917Mike still hasn't addressed the actress for Nadine dying in a murder-suicide
>>215880713>the IT Welcome to Dery prequel slop, which is a virulent and hatefully anti-white jew propaganda pieceawesome, gonna watch it ASAP.
>>215882964Pretty suspicious. I'm picking up what you're laying down and I think we can both say safely, 'big if true.'
>>215882956>I dont have a proper insult so I'll throw some random buzzwords together
>>215882988>trannyslopper seething because the trannyslop was called trannyslop
>>215882964How the fuck do you expect Mike to mention that when the brother specifically mentioned him in the letter? Would you do it? It's obvious they're phoning it in at this point and are very bitter but no one would address that, thats the one thing you can't blame Mike for
>>215883004see >>215882988
>>215882901>of grand doorMoron
>>215883022see>>215882956and then reference back to>>215883004
they were right that youtubers were protecting stuckman, even yms really praised the movie and but was forced to give it a 4/10 because he knows its not that good.
>>215882956ok but one of those movies still has unprecedented theater success
>>215883116ok but that’s because of all the trannies who love slop
>>215883097RLM admitting to not having watched it is also a way to not really criticize Stuckmann.
>>215883130see >>215882988
>>215883144see>>215883086
>>215883020>How the fuck do you expect Mike to mention that when the brother specifically mentioned him in the letter?Did he actually? That’s crazy if true
ENOUGH WITH THE HORROR FILMS
>>215883142i mean i also wouldn't spend money to see it in theater
>>215883336this, bring back scifi movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg
>>215881251>mike gets a star trek cameo>shows up to the set with a suicide vest on>explodes and kills alex kurtzmanand then star trek was saved
rlm deconstructing stuckman's promotion was really needed, i didn't know it was that crazy.
