yall seen the sprouts farmers market exclusive sneak peak?
how is it not a god tier awesome show (pro tip you cant make a good argument its already been decided this show rocks)

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>>215903603
In stellaris, when you play as a hivemind there is sometimes a line about young units being semi-cut off from the greater whole until their minds are developed enough to be able to handle it
Stellaris sucks btw
>t. 1800h playtime

>>215903665
>another long montage of people walking
bravo Vince

>>215903696
how would they stop the baby from getting infected in this in the first place, doesn't seem like it would be possible if they still need to breastfeed and whatnot.

new up tomorrow
CAROL KICK THEIR PLURIBUS'D ASSES

>>215903633
>Americans really didn’t know the Moroccan girl in rags and Zosia are the same person

>>215903665
Vince Gilligan's zombies are the worst.
First ep was ok, second was a disaster, but you fuckos say it's the best series ever.
Come on.

The show implies that even if someone dies as long as they were "connected" to the hivemind their thoughts and memories stay part of the whole of its knowledge, since Carol's wife is still claimed to be part of their consciousness.

But what would happen if I killed off every single hiveminder except one on Earth, would that last one still have all the collective knowledge? Like I mean no matter how many hiveminders die they all still have everyone that was part of it alive and dead in there?

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>>215903696
>Stellaris sucks btw
That it does but it's still the best thing I've found to lfill my autistic desire for realistic alien civ contact and interactions

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She killed millions

>>215903844
Unfortunately true ;y;

>>215903633
bravo has this next episode to make it the greatest show ever
from what iv herd from fucking everywhere hes supposedly the greatest but have yet to see anything other than budget carried mid

>>215903633
i cant stand the cinematography honestly
what the fuck is with the shots where the main characters are squeezed all the way to the corner of the frame
its been like 70 years of "pretty cinematography" and normo peak midwits STILL eat it up

>>215903840
I think it's works like RAM, more people more RAM
average person can remember 11 numbers in a row without too much effort
but if you had 7 billy people then you can remember everything about them at once

>>215903960
would be interesting if carol kills more of them by sperging out if they become dumber

>>215903928
> what the fuck is with the shots where the main characters are squeezed all the way to the corner of the frame
It’s a really easy way to get across that a character is alone and conflicted. But Vince overuses it so much it’s almost become a meme.

Seems obvious to me it’s a big psychic network and, because it’s still early days, has issues where everyone disconnects and that’s the seizures.
I think Carole puts a tinfoil hat on one and it allows them not to reconnect

the most "IM ACTING!" series iv ever seen,none of the actress cant act for shit

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>>215903633
Is it normal for some Polish women to look this swarthy? Unironically asking

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I would unleash such despicable sex acts upon the hivemind it would leave Earth and never return.

>>215904540
The hive has 99.9999% mentality of Indian men. I highly doubt you’ll disgust it

>>215904599
Kind of fucked up how the hivemind is rubbing together the minds of the most depraved psycho killers and little innocent children at the same time

is Carol North Carolina or South Carolina?

>>215904761
Makes little sense to me the hive won’t harm animals even for food. Is it suggesting most of the world is vegetarian?

started watching westworld to deal with the inability to binge pluribus
did i do good?

new ep unlocks at what time EST?

>>215903633
Agua?

>>215905396
ask siri (on your apple device)

>>215905435
I just asked Siri what time will a torrent be available for the new episode and it reported me to the authorities. Thanks a lot!

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my gf got a little drunk and told me not to wake her up until the next episode is out

>>215905141
No
Only s1 is good

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Getting a little Pluritan before Ep 3 drops.

The scene where she is at DHL will be in the next episode

Anyone streaming the episode?

I think the closest show I can think of to what I expect from this is "The Good Place".

>>215905543
God damn, greta thurnberg got beefed as fuck when she was locked up

>every member of the hive shares the knowledge of every martial arts master and soldier on earth
Is there anybody who could even TOUCH the hive?

Has no one considered the hive are not as advanced as they propose themselves to be?

>>215905937
The telepathy scene was very suspect, as if there wasn't any actual communication, just a deceitful tactic.

>>215904392
It’s odd to me she’s polish. She does not look polish at all. I would know, I’m surrounded by Polocks in Chicago

>>215905829
What? no

good show, but not that similar

>>215905913
Yeah, just get angry at it and it'll have a tardspasm

>>215904392
>>215906051
She looks Polish. Source: I'm polish, I live in Poland. And she's not swarthy what the fuck?

>>215903633
no pluribussy

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>>215903633
first for horny rhea

>put in a character that does the obvious thing
>make him a french nog
why vince?

>>215903665
sneak peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2aJW8IsOQ

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I can't stop thinking about this 70s Toyota Corolla. What an odd car to drive.

>>215903665
it's just another "hivemind methodically doing something" scene anon

>>215907026
Corolla = Carol

another stupid gimmick by Vince "Gimmick" Gilligan

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>>215903633
Will you have a drink, mate?

>>215907026
BEAUTIFUL car

how many episodes until Carol rapes Zosia (with consent)?

>>215907026
It's meant to be like an old ship kinda thing

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>>215907026
Vince has a thing for odd cars that fit the character vibe

4 hours till the episode, right?

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>>215903633
Project 2025 by Carol Sturska

>>215907214
kek

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I would be prolly doing the same thing as he is TEEBEEHEICH. Prolly with celebrities and OF thots instead of supermodels

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>>215907289
It's probably just because it was vinces first car (pic related)

>>215907337
I would just kill all the fuckers by getting extremely mad at them. Then reproduce with Rhea Seehorn

>>215907377
that's not even remotely close idiot

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none of the fangirls noticed how zesty raban was?

>>215907413
>romance novel love interest
>not 2ft taller than her
>cover doesn't show his bare chest
I could accept the hivemind space virus but this is killing my suspension of disbelief

>>215907413
There's a subset of Wycaro fujoshi that ship Raban with other pirates.

>>215907510
Carol was already trying her hardest to keep herself from making the pirate a big tiddy woman who scissors the main character, give her a break

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For some reason today feels special.

brought to you by Sprouts

>>215907666
I go out of my way to drive to Sprouts because it's so much cleaner and whiter than Walmart.

>>215907337
yeah same
like what does carol expect them to do? somehow cook up a cure and save humanity between the six of them?
humanity lost bigly, I might as well enjoy myself and live to the fullest before I'm forced to join the hivemind

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>>215907304
>>215907026

>>215907337
I would be asking them to post on 4chan regularly and just continue posting here desu.
but I guess that's just me

>>215907562
Why's that?

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>>215907967
Episode 3 brah

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>we believe in complete non-violence. We literally won’t even hurt a fly
Also, feel free to rape as many of us as you’d like :)

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POSTS...

>>215907009
I need to know that song

new episode is on in 2 minutes! where's the stream?

>>215904958
A superintelligence that suddenly understood empathy and the validity/viscerality of conscious life is probably going to be better than just the average consensus of its components. Like if you were to briefly inhabit the mind of anyone around you, it’s pretty likely that you would end up more compassionate towards others around you. If you put your mind in a chicken in an industrial farm you’d probably never eat meat again

>>215905937
i seriously hope "le greatest writer ever" doesnt go the "its just evil aliens!!" route
viewers cant be that retarded right?

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What was their sex life like?

>>215908284
Carol is a bottom

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>nonzero chance some barely-verbal autistic child went from "hi woowie" to "salutations, louis" when they were pluribus'd

>>215908284
Non existent ? lesbians can't have intercourse, it would be mutual masturbation

>>215908284
Deeply unerotic, passionless, awful

>>215903633
Speaking of fucking. How does the hivemind not spazzum and die during sex? Isn’t sex equal parts as intense if not more than when someone is screaming at you? If screaming yelling fighting at the hive kill the hive. How is nigger having sex with the hive not kill the hive? Sex is technically fighting. Answer me. Grince the bince Gillian messed up with this one.

I just need to know, who is Misato in this Evangelion fanfiction

>>215908443
I don't think they bone.

>>215908520
Doesn’t black negro have a herum of women he fucks?

>>215908284
obvs very stinky

>>215908061
>it tastes like curry and tumeric root specifically

>>215908061
It's a gestalt consciousness puppeteering something like 7 billion bodies. If the hivemind consents, they all consent.
>>215908443
It states that it's because Carol's emotional bursts are "negative", the afrocoomer violently jizzing in them makes him happy, so it's not like her bursts of telling the group consciousness to kys itself.

>>215908528
He can't get it up because he speaks french (worlds worst language)

>>215908284
Lesbian bed death
Many such cases

Show is very similar to The Ellimist Chronicles from the Animorphs series.

anyone gonna stream the ep tonight?

>>215908698
Apple

>>215908698
i am CST i think
what O'clock can i expect a stream at

>>215908589
What if he accidentally yells very madly at them during sex?

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tonight's the night

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took the gf out for dinner before the eppy sode

>>215908284
Unironically probably sexless. Long term lesbian relationships always turn into dead bedrooms.

All memes aside, where does this show actually lead?

>>215908698
I did last week and my apple tv trial ran out

>>215908962
I'll ask Vince hold on

>>215908322
stupid, but made me laugh

So if you just happen to be the strongest/biggest male of the 12 immune, you can just make the others your slaves?

>>215908929
I miss my lesbian neighbors that would fuck super loud, while I jerked off to their moans listening to the wall.

>>215908995
>stupid, but made me laugh
if i was a movie this would be the tagline

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The ep3 preview is so fucking good.

I haven't been this excited for a ongoing show in years, god damn. This is better than Saul by a mile; I loved that show but it always suffered from being a prequel and having a forgone conclusion outside of the Gene timeline.

Where can I pirate tonight's ep from as soon as possible?

I thought eppy was on Friday, is it really tonight?

the most miserable person on earth is a lesbian
grabo bince

>show is about an alien Hivemind mildly irritating Carol

riveting stuff

sex with polish lady

>>215909117
Private trackers but someone will post a gofile or magnet within 15-20 minutes ITT
>>215909125
Apple TV shows always drop the night before in the US, 9pm EST. They say Friday because no matter where you are in the world, if it's Friday morning it will be out

>>215908744
Apple wat you stupid fuck? We pirate in here cupcake

>>215909227
>cupcake
fatass

Anyone here gonna have a stream up for us piratechads?

>>215909290
no, you're not even real.

>>215909307
Fuck you pod person

>>215909278
this image is really growing on me

will the only streaming site i use that's popular have it on time or will i have to wait until tomorrow

I would have a harem of gay bears like that guy in sf who injected saline into his whores balls to the point where it killed him

The Indian actress playing stuck up rich Indian cunt does it perfectly. Props to her, I have met many like her.

>>215903696
The only thing that sucks about stellaris is that there isn't more stuff in it, and how impossible it is to play on console.

>>215909438
that's two things

>>215909400
She's not acting
It's like that somalinogger who "played" the pirate in that movie with tom hanks. He wasn't acting, he thought he was actually pirating the ship

>>215908528
Yes but he's not in the hivemind yet.

>>215909394
What site?

>>215909561
you know the one

>>215909539
Source?

>>215909560
But he’s still fucking the hivemind. What if he accidentally punches or screams at one during sex?

>>215909582
>accidentally

>>215909564
I was using sflix until recently but the site got borked

>>215909400
When Wexler asks the kid about the surgical procedure I joked to myself that the woman fully expected him to know that.

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It's a good episode, guys.

>>215909613
Please don't potentially spoonfeed people. If the indians find out where we go that shit'll get shut down

STREAM WHEN

>>215909613
there's on particularly i miss that's never returned
and that one anime one that was the best ever which is now gone
oh well

I DID THE LAST STREAM and i'm not doing it again unless someone sends me $10 for apple tv

>>215909653
I mostly torrent stuff these days but I just use the bay for western stuff, which I rarely ever watch anyways. Virtually all animes can be found in one place

>>215909699
true
i like to keep a few that i can use easy on any device depending where i am

When does the eppy drop?

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>>215907328
bravo vince

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>>215908562
confirmed

What about newborn babies? Do they know everything too? No learning process needed anymore?

Who has the picture of the timestamps for Rhea footshots
Also am I the only one that imagines Rhea is in these threads looking excitedly at all of the lustposting for her? She just seems like the kind of woman that enjoys it. Like Gillian Anderson...

>>215909829
Babies don't have consciousness, they are like animals, so no

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>>215909835

>>215909848
Way to out yourself as a brainlet
I was considering the nature of my existence from within the womb

>>215909749
>>215909772
>>215909855
Does your mom know you spend your free time doing this?

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>>215909893

>>215909862
What did your mom's pussy feel like

>>215903928
in episode 1 it was used very well imo, because at many times I was expecting Helen to prop up (given her half of the frame was empty) but she never did. vavo vince, you subvinced my vinspectation

When is episode 3 airing?

>>215909887
Dude lol that's literally me

>>215909848
what about 2 year old kids can they dp maths? can they speak?

>>215909999
>can 2 year olds do math
in a way

>>215909950
hour and 20 minutes

>>215909950
hour and 20 minutes

>>215910042
>>215910049
Others...

>>215903665
I think it's being a bit slow with things that would be very easy to cut down (cutting from the trucks to the full supermarket would convey the same amount of information), but I do like some of the details like Carol stopping herself before she traumatises the hivemind again and kills another several million people. Don't know how they'll keep this going for a full season though, much less 4.

>>215908822
I love white women, I wish I lived in a white country
God have mercy

>>215909278
lowkey /fa/

>>215910079
11 men...

how does “do no harm” extend to sex? does that mean if carol asked for rough anal or rough sex they wouldn’t give it to her? what sex would count as violent or non violent? or is this a plot point in that the virus won’t have any two infected humans reproduce with each other?

>>215910256
pirate lady said they have a biological imperative to spread it, they would probably give it to her since its what she wants so it gives pleasure to her. It spread via kissing initially.

When do we think the show is going to start getting violent, like specifically when the hivemind people figure out how to spread it to the non infected? I think this is gonna be the cliffhanger personally

>>215903665
>>215907009
from youtube comments
>In China they trialled probabilistic delivery of mail order: sending vans out with what they expected customers in certain locales to order, so they were effectively on their way to the customer before they ordered them, with the final detail of the address sent to the van in real time.
>Amazon does this in the US as well
it's over

>>215910353
imagine all the sex toys and baby oil in those amazon trucks

>>215910375
i'd rather not

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Stream at https://kino.tube in an hour

>>215910543
Stop doing this to images of real people, it's rape.

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>>215910553
#hype

>>215903665
idk why BCS fans enjoy rhea seahorn scowling and long shots of fucking nothing but I'm glad they were able to make that into an entire show for you guys

>>215910757
It's called kino
You wouldn't understand

episode when

>>215910836
like half an hour

>>215910553
Uhhmmm BASED much??

>>215910836
30 min

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30 Minutes ?!?!? Better get out of the pool and get dried off, then, thanks for the heads up.

>>215907026
le hive knowledge allowed her to drive it

HOLY SHIT GUYS
THE TITLE OF THE SHOW FUCK FUCK FUCK
>PLUR 1 BUS
HOW THE F U C K HAS NO ONE REALIZED THIS BEFORE??

>>215910757
I'm glad rhea seahorn is getting more work. I feel like half of what she did in BCS was just stare at bob odenkirk and go "................................ok"

20 minutes till episode 3, or 1200 seconds for the rest of the world

>>215908784
hej carol

ahahahha holy FUCK
this is the most racist show i have EVER watched not judging in the slightest
seriously, how did they get away with this?
also: as an unvaxxed, i have a real bad feeling about this

>>215910553
no chat?

>>215910757
Why does this board hate Rhea all of a sudden? She is obviously older now but she was a mega cute on BCS

>>215911173
you're looking at it

>>215911076
Batman level dialogue.
>No
>Okay
>Sure
>Stares blankly

>>215911184
No one hates Rhea, they may critique her acting skills, which certainly are lacking, or they may question why she tweets about pooping and peeing...

>>215911184
What the fuck are you talking about
She's /ourgal/
If there was a queen of /tv/ tournament like on /v/ Kimmy fucking would slaughter her way to the top

>>215911173
This is the chat, dumbass

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10 minutes

Carol :D

>>215911184
I actually don't hate her, I hate people acting her and Vince Gilligan are some dream team when he actually gives her god awful material.

>>215911272
well, there's the more mentally ill one, too

Cock destroyers??

>>215907413
Women like (hot) guys that mix masculine and feminine traits

>>215911312
nah
only sAvAgEs here

WHO HAS THE LIVESTREAM LINK

>>215911372
It's a bit higher up in the thread

>>215908929
My mother and her wife still have sex...

How much longer?

here for the stream, who /plurbin/

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You have five minutes

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IT'S UP

>Pluribus.S01E03.Grenade.1080p.ATVP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX
>Pluribus.S01E03.Grenade.1080p.ATVP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX
>Pluribus.S01E03.Grenade.1080p.ATVP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX
>Pluribus.S01E03.Grenade.1080p.ATVP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX
>Pluribus.S01E03.Grenade.1080p.ATVP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX

the wheels on the pluribus go round and round

TOTAL PLURB DEATH

>previously on segment mentions helen being in the plurb
oh boy are we in for it

8 YEARS AGO
FLASHBACK SECTION
HYPE

>starts in the ice
the plurb is The Thing

>yep, that's me
>i bet you're wondering why i became miserable
>it all began in an ice castle

imagine paying for this shit

shitty pour, helen

Wow an ice bed to not have lesbian sex in!

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>>215910353
i mean that's basically what Netflix and some other streaming platforms do. ISPs can sign up to have a netflix cache device installed in their network, which presumably caches the most watched shows for faster availability.

if there's items that you KNOW someone will order, it does make sense. especially staple items.

>live in southern SK
>look outside
>northern lights going nuts right now

Who asked for this?

>>215911543
sorry, can't.

>>215911574
vacation for Vince and his two MILF escorts paid for by Apple

>that peek down the aisle
adorable

>captain answering the question with the "aahh" at the start
comedic gold

I am not listening to this speech about ponies

>>215911463
Out?

Manousos MENTIONED

>>215911647
watching it now

WE GOING TO PARAGUAYYYYYYYYYY

>>215911571
hey you motherfucker you better not be in weyburn that is MY TOWN and if I see you you're done DONE

BASADOOOOOOOO

carol being a bitch doesn't really hurt anyone but yourself. and I suppose the millions that die. but mostly you.

What where they saying? I don't speak gardener

>>215911665
neh i'm a moose jaw lad

>>215907965
We're happy you're enjoying your time here, Brad. Let us know if you would like ud to twilor our posts to fit your needs.

so I don't get it. last episode ended her with stopping the plane of the black man? I guess we don't get to see her confess her love for pirate girl to get her to come back?

>>215911717
We don't need to.

>>215911711
I doubt you really see the northern lights. I saw them last night but I was out working in the field I don't think they're visible with bright lights of the city ruining it.

>>215911704
>Leave me alone you bitch
>Fuck yourself assehole.

>>215911725
i wanted to though

heres whats going to happen

>>215911732
i'm actually just outside the city

just eat the food you fucking bitch. bitch buh bitch bitch bitch is that all she's good at. But seriously the hivemind might be doing it on purpose now just to annoy her.

But seriously. If the hivemind is a villain at all, they are an elegant sort of villain that would defeat you in fair intellectual combat, not just poison on a doorstep.

Damn this bitch really was miserable her entire life wasn't she

oh the grocery store is empty didn't think you'd have to hunt for your own food did you bitch?

she's literally so stupid lmao

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kek

>>215911760
you win this round, laughing boy

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>>215907413
Raban book art looks like Ecce Mono.

>"it's us, Carol" as the caller ID
lmao

>>215908322
Etsu batsu pilled

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>>215911864
we all win, when we plurb

The hivemind can't be human. The sarcasm was obvious.

this grenade is going off by the end of this season

>>215912015
it's a toy. carol's too dumb to notice. they zoomed right in on it.

I zone out when carol is talking a lot of the time.

WHAT A RETARD

>>215912032
(you were wrong)

>>215912032
oh shit

>>215912015
or a LOT sooner

>>215912032
You were saying?

they reverse checkhoved gunses'd us

gofile right now

Chekovs gun? No, mutts hand grenade

>>215912106
grenades in america must look a lot more like toys than I'm used to.

>>215912197
admittedly it was a really shit looking prop

wtf thiw was short af

>would you give me... a (You)?

was that it? NOTHING HAPPENS: THE SHOW: THE SEQUEL

Wow that was short.

So, what now? Carols gonna ask for a cure, isn't she?

>>215912082
Just like helen

>>215912221
that is one wish they wouldnt grant I think

>Plurb says they have a biological imperative to Plurb everyone.
>They also want to make non plurbs happy and cater to their every wish until then can be plurbed.
What would they do if Carol told every Plurb to an hero?

>>215912221
give it a minute..

>>215912245
An atom bomb would end Us and it's willing to giver her that.

I can't suspend my disbelief enough. Any sane person in this scenario would employ a rotation of plurbs to eat their ass and suck their dick 24/7 while the others are tasked with making super smoothies to shoot massive loads

Fucking plurbs are retarded man

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>filler
>next episode is vegas episode filler
>still no Manousos

>>215912248
they dont kill, not themselves or anyone if they can help it
>>215912256
they are retardedly honest and gullible but their biological imperative wont let them make a cure.
A nuke by itself wont be able to kill everyone

>>215912288
First Bravo show?

I know this is just for Vince's spankbank but Rhea is not a good enough actor to dominate the airtime of an entire episode mostly on her own.

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>>215903633
https://gofile.io/d/C1Oyw6

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>>215912355
>not 4k dv hdr

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>steals your heart

>>215909290
https://ww4.seeflix.to/pluribus/

>>215912355
i liek u

>Hello yes I would like to move in to the best theater in the world stocked with every movie and tv show with round the clock crab legs delivered by Robert

>>215912355
No audio, dipshit

>episode 4 is titled "Please, Carol"
She's really going to go Hiroshima on the plurb, isn't she

I could outsmart the hive mind bros. W

Well, this episode was kind of funny but pretty lame. Nothing really happened.

Is she going to threaten to nuke the other non Us people unless they help her or something?

So does the hive mind need to jerk off?

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>>215912546

>>215912562
>Actually Carol We are practicing semen retention. Let me explain…

>>215912593
They're stockpiling all the useful resources, like the worlds JO crystals...

>>215912526
You gotta download the file

>>215911716
>typo
REEEEEE YOU'RE NOT THE REAL HIVEMIND

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>Were you being sarcastic?

>>215910192
anon, thats a jew

>>215912663
>tfw no crazy polish GF that shows up in the middle of the night to give you a hand grenade

what if i told the hive the thing that would make me happy is if they killed the other survivors and if they didnt id get very mad and start yelling. would their self preservation kick in? also what do you think of this ending, carol finally writes her serious novel and asks all the hive to read it and its so good and profound it makes them cry and they all die and she is fufilled as a serious author roll credits

>>215912663
>entire world's minds combined
>has aspergers

>>215912286
The Mauritanian guy is doing exactly that aboard Air Force One

>>215912715
Well duh, it's got a billion jeets and americans in their head

fuck carol

>>215912663
Isn't she supposed to be getting plowed in lsa vegas?

>>215912776
fuck you Other scum

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/bcs/isters, you solid?

>can i get a grenade
>YES
>a bazooka
>YES
>a tank
>YES
>a nuclear bomb
>w-w-w-welll... ummmm.... i-i-it's very destructive.... but we suppose so...

Kind of curious about this

I think the purpose of the plurb signal is to consolidate a civilizations knowledge and technology in to a easy to access package for the sender to harvest. The nature of the delivery method ensures only technologically advanced civilizations will get infected. After the civilization has been taken over, they send a signal back to confirm the signals success, and the ayys fly in and just ask the enslaved civilization to hand over all of their research and technology.

Issue for humanity is that on a galactic scale, we're likely a very primitive civilization with little to offer.

carol is the only reason this show has a chance of working because any person less miserable and horrible would be making this their paradise but this is literally incapable of enjoying anything
the most unrealistic thing about this show is that anyone would ever put up with her to make her a romantic partner

>>215912865
That stupid bitch Carol asked specifically for an ATOM bomb, a fucking thing that was last used maybe in the 1950's. US for sure doesn't have them, so they would have to haul them from shitty third world country to Albuquerque.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TORRENT!?!?

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so vince made a whole show about this meme

Everyone's got some bullshit theory about how actually the virus sucks and is evil or aliens will kill everyone or blah dee blah dee blah

How about this:
What they're actually keeping from Carol is that they DON'T intend to add her (and the others) to the collective, or else already have the means but have refused to administer them.
Why?
Because she and the other independent minds and their demands provide something essential: novelty. unpredictability. They're preventing the hivemind from being bored.

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>>215912858
looking good as always

>>215912865
Knowing the plurbs they’d probably leave it directly at Carol’s doorstep. That could be used if she ever went to one of the labs they’re using to fix her

>>215912983
why would it lie about how it's determined to add them to the hivemind and how great it is

stick to your day job kid

>>215912976
on literally every tracker look

>>215912976
hop on irc anon, xdcc had it ages ago

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:3

>>215912546
We got
>a fun scene where they set up SPROUTS(tm)
>some dykecharacter work (zzz)
>carol learning more about how the plurb works
>and a literal grenade going off almost killing carol and the pirate lady
Yet you retards will sit here and say "nothing happens: the show" every fucking episode
You fucking retards were saying "nothing happened" during episode one for fucks sake

>>215913113
it could've been an email

It's funny to me that people think this is a sci-fi show about a hivemind and not a character study on the most miserable cunt to ever live

>>215912858
I'm not but I know a guy

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>OH N-

>>215912880
But that would probably be true about everyone who got access to the troll-code and got plurb'd. A society advanced enough to make THAT advanced of a troll would probably not be intrested in their technology and knowledge as they would be way way past it. What they might be intrested in though is either harvesting the planet itself of resources or colonizing it themselves

>oops, I almost killed you with a hand grenade.... want to scissor next episode?
(confirmed btw)

>>215913159
>what if we wrote about a Karen who got everything she ever asked for from the manager, no matter what?
>would she be happy then?

>>215913113
this is technodyke babble from a teenage loser who dreams of being an auteur. You can show all the tits you want but lesbianism doesn't make something art.

>>215913244
...
Wat...

>>215913305
>>215913305

>>215912865
It makes perfect sense to me. They're thinking globally so the damage she could do with a tank or bazooka is trivial to them, but Tsar Bomba in a key location could make a real dent in human population or resources

All the expertise of every psychologist, counseler, and social worker, and the plurb still can't figure out how to talk to Carol in a way that doesn't immediately piss her off. You'd think the hive mind would be smart enough to at least pretend to mirror her energy a little. Makes me think the plurb has more of an inherent personality to it than the "every human linked up" idea suggests

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