who the fuck names their daughter "Awkwafina"?christ
someone with a lot of stock in the Coca Cola corporation >She rose to prominence in 2012 when her rap song "My Vag" became popular on YouTube. WOW
>>215907096>making a thread about Akwafina>what is this 2023?Fuck off
>>215907138I think that was the any Schumer era
She doesn’t look too bad in this photo. Would.
>>215907297those teeth look ready to bite a cock off
>>215907096Worst still, the name is clearly an allusion to her obscene bodily fluids!
>>215907389In HS a kid had his cock half-bitten off by a girl. Fortunately it didn't come off completely and they were able to save the tip. I met him again at a party in college and apparently he lost sensitivity in most of the tip so it was difficult to coom, but he could still get erections normally.
>>215907096Holy fucking sex. I need to abuse that face.
>>215907437Did it feel different in your mouth than normal cocks?
>>215907437Texas? I heard of a same incident at my high school
>>215907437I get that you wanted to help a friend out but you really didn't have to suck his cock
>>215907096That's not her real name.
>>215907464Albany NY. The girl that did it claimed he was trying to rape her but she was a crazy bitch and had been sending him nudes so it didn't stick and he wasn't charged but neither was she. Later in college apparently she went on to get married and divorced 2 weeks later then tried to have her ex-husband arrested for abuse etc, and also tried to set his truck on fire. She also never got in trouble for that either.
>>215907579I hate women so much it’s unreal
>>215907437Why didn’t he kill her?
Who the fuck names their kid Vin Diesel??????
>>215907617His family is wealthy so he's not going to throw that away over some dumb bitch. He was surprisingly chill about it considering she nearly bit the tip of his peen near clean off and left him with a permanent numbness in it. I think he realizes she's going to do this type of thing to the wrong guy one day and will get killed. He was more stressed about being accused of being a rapist and having to clear his name. What a ride.
>>215907297Look at this horrific cunt. What the fuck does anyone in Hollywood see in her>inb4 their cockNot good enough
>>215907297UGLY BITCH LOOKS LIKE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK
>>215907785She will inspire other ugly people to spend money.
>>215907096Wiggers of all races really need to be called out more. You aren't black, you're asian. Stop emulating them. And that goes for mexicans, indians, arabs, jews, white trash and all kinds of weird mutts in-between. You're just embarrassing yourselves.
>>215907579Women literally have different (far more lenient) laws compared to men.
>>215907096She's the kind of girl that puts those glasses on and then says "i'm such a nerd xD".And then market research companies see her and write articles like "95% of gamers are now women".
Who names someone Eminem!?
>>215907773How many cocks is she biting off?
>>215907096She's my guilty pleasure. I would only admit that here.
>>215907096She's been doing great work disproving that harmful stereotype that Asian-American girls have to be prim & proper, and can't be filthy ghetto gutter trash. Live your horrible dream, Awkwafina, be the disgusting change you want to see in this world.
>>215907096It's a rapper name, like Pusha T is a man
>>215908723his parents met at Hershey's Chocolate World, if things were different and it had been Disney World he might've been MC Mickey
>>215909084Same, just imagine how good the blowjobs would be.
>>215907096>>215907297Built for rough sloppy facial abuse throat fucking a la mayli
>>215909209I want to have hate sex with her while she talks. Doesn't matter what the topic is.
>>215907437>>215907464>>215907579>>215907602>>215907773Why the fuck is it that women always want to attack the genitals. Like that guy whose nutjob wife cut his dick off in his sleep. That will fundamentally fuck up the rest of that guy's life.I don't know whether they don't understand that destroying a guy's genitals is worse than killing him, or they do it specifically for that reason.
>>215909267>That will fundamentally fuck up the rest of that guy's life. Now you understand
>>215909257Yeah, the more annoying her voice gets the better. If she starts doing doing the stork voice from Little Mermaid she's getting that hapa baby.
>>215909267>Why do people wish pain upon others???
>>215909267Chimps do it too. I wonder if chimps have higher estrogen than humans? I’m going to look that up after I post this.
>>215909305I also don't know what it is about husky tomboy vocal fry voice, but it makes me diamonds. If a bitch talks to me like that I basically want to just pin her down and start slam fucking her instantly, especially if she has a snarky shitty bitchy attitude
>>215909440Google says no.
>>215909448Same. I'd cum like a shotgun blast to her uterus.
>>215907459loling
>>215909399No, it's more than that. If another guy does something that warrants me kicking his ass, then I'm gonna kick his ass, not ruin his quality of life and the very centre of his identity as a man. I'd wish cancer on a guy before attacking his dick.
>>215909267They do it specifically for that reason. Foids are narcissistic to the extreme and taking away your genitalia is the ultimate punishment. No more foids, no more pleasure. A woman can't imagine a world where her hole isn't the priority of every man on the planet, and so in her mind she has won.
>>215911538>in her mindLmao, and in reality. Your cock is gone.
>>215907138You're thinking of Duhsawni
>>215907096Gotta ask her mom
>>215911581Some guys wouldn't mind, not everything everywhere is as sexualised as it is in America. I think it would be torturous but a bright mind could channel that into their passion.
>>215911608>those Americans and their... having dicks!A new and unusual level of obsession unlocked.
>>215911608>Some guys wouldn't mind,Bullshit, every single man would be devastated. Any "man" that wouldn't be is mentally ill. The penis is the literal pillar of a man's psyche. Life would basically be pointless, you'd never be able to form a meaningful romantic connection ever again.
>>215911664>>215911762This is exactly what I'm talking about. Voluntary castration has always been a thing and still exists in places around the world. In fact it exists in the US, you fucking troons hahaha!
>>215911589She's got a really sex face. Reminds me a little of Dichen Lachman
>>215907096This was back when Aquafina was THE definitive best bottled water, before they switched to the thinner partially recycled bottles
>>215911831Yeah, I like them with high cheekbones
>>215911831>>215911589And a little bit of Maxine Lucille
>>215907785>>215907802What about now?
>>215907138To be fair that song is a parody of My Dickhttps://youtu.be/_L3KQ0b6V_c?si=f3QdEkI5FtLeDbHM
>>215907096better than this bitch's parents. what the fuck were they expecting to happen?
>>215911786We're not talking about voluntary, we're talking about psycho women destroying a man's life out of pure spite and pettiness. It's a larger version of "he spends too much time playing video games instead of paying attention to me, so I burned all his stuff in the yard." The fact that that kind of psycho shit is even remotely tolerated is baffling.
>>215907297
>>215908723Isn't he called Slim Shady?
>>215907602hate enablers more
>>215907138That was theft of a song made by a jew rapper about his penis.
>>215912000tO bE fAiRObEfAiR
>>215907096What is you talmbout
>>215912157>>215907602>>215909267>>215911480>>215912157Jesus Christ calm down. How many cocks are bitten/cut off yearly? It’s a statistical anomaly. I think you weirdos invent reasons to be scared of women because it’s easier than talking to them and you suck at that. You could get better but then you’d have to make an effort.
>>215913248>How many cocks are bitten/cut off yearly?Are we counting mohels?
>>215913248If you would just suck their dick they would become a lot more comfortable around women. Take one for the team. It would probably do the world a lot of good.
>>215907096Im on vacation in tokyo right now and I do not understand the yellow fever fags here.Not a single one of these jap girls have stirred my loins. Remarkably underwhelmed.
>>215911831She's soooooo fucking hot dude and she looks like some kind of alien/purebred dog hybrid
>>215907096Is it true that she refused to be Simu Liu's on-screen romantic partner?
>>215909295This
>>215909267It's the male equivalent of rape.A raped woman effectively becomes unlovable (unless you are some holier than thou mega cuck). A dickless male is more or less the same thing.
>>215912832Slimbert Shadynsen
>>215913521>A raped woman effectively becomes unlovable (unless you are some holier than thou mega cuck).Don't be a fag, and don't be a moron. I raped woman might be damaged, but she's still fit for purpose. But more to the point, she can still continue on with her life as basically normal, if she never tells anyone she was raped, no-one would ever know. But removing a man's penis is self-evident and destroys him both externally and internally.
>>215909002stinky vietnamese farts pls
>>215907096Daily reminder that saying christ is cuckery
>>215913601You are a pathetic subhuman.
>>215913635you think that ass don't be fartin'? lol. lmao even.
>>215913248>It’s a statistical anomaly.It's not about the prevalence, it's the degrees of scale. Obviously most women wouldn't go that far, but many of them operate on the same line. What's worse is how socially acceptable it is. You tell a crowd of women that a guy cheated on his wife, so the wife cut his dick off, they will cheer, because to them physical harm and emotional harm are interchangeable. A woman's emotions don't just inform her reality, they ARE here reality, with her in the very centre.
What is with millennials and awkwardness? Is it because society was changing so drastically and no one knew how to act? There's a sociological question someone in there. >>215913649I agree with anon, shut up please.
>>215913596>I raped woman might be damagedA raped woman*Really bad time for a typo.
>>215907096Why hasn't she been called out for cultural appropriation?
>>215913720She literally has (check wikipedia).
>>215913696why are you nerds getting so mad that i wanna drink her farts? you gonna fuckin' cry or something, bitch?
>>215913521The truth of the matter is men will never understand why rape is so damaging for a woman (certainly not sex addicted 4chan coomers). Men and women are just wired differently, so perception will never truly be understood by the opposite gender.And that's okay.
>>215913749You're not chad, you're not cool, you're not even funny. You're a tone deaf pervert and don't comprehend why people are telling you to shut up.Now post body.
>>215913882So if a man and a woman are raped, it's worse for the woman?
>>215913693>WOMEN OWE ME SEX
>>215907096no one, she isn't Nora either, it's her western nickname because her chinese name is some bizarre alien shitNora LumChinese林家珍TranscriptionsStandard MandarinHanyu Pinyin Lín JiāzhēnYue: CantoneseYale Romanization Làhm GāajānJyutping Lam4 Gaa1zan1IPA [lɐm˩ ka˥.tsɐn˥]
>>215913943Unironically yes. What are we even talking about here?
>>215907096>Saw this picture and thought that she's pretty sexo>Googled her and she looks awfulI hate when this happens.
>>215913696>What is with millennials and awkwardness?Multiple factors, firstly families started having fewer kids. Only children take longer to develop social skills, and without reinforcement they may never fully develop them. Woman taking on full-time careers meant that you had a generation of latch-key kids with no proper family structure to support them, then with the advent of the internet and modern gaming hobbies became more indoor-based, so less physical socialising, both in terms of just physical presence, but also actual physical contact (playful rough-housing between young boys leads to greater confidence in adulthood). So the actual ability to socialise diminished (it is a perishable skill, even normal adults who haven't had frequent social contact lose the ability to interpret facial expressions after prolonged social isolation). Then you had new social taboos around how men are supposed to interact with women, so hitting on women, even in social settings like bars and clubs, or professional settings like colleagues at work became viewed as poor behaviour. Confident good looking males ignored these new minor social taboos and progressed, poorly socialised males shrank back.But also general life-experience became poorer. Instead of going through normal "scary" experiences from childhood and teenhood, where they experience something stressful then over-come and learn how to deal with that level of stress, now just making a phone call to order a pizza is more stressful than they can handle. But rather than fix that as a society, companies like postmates, took advantage by letting millennials order online.
>>215913749Farts are a trash tier fetish.It's basically a pansy version scat fetishism, and almost as disgusting.
>>215907096My cock
>>215913894you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>215912948I mean that's literally what it is. My Vag is a parody of a male song called My Dick about the same subject matter. That's a fact.
>>215913882>>215914362No, it's not. Men just aren't as coddled about it. If a woman is raped then the world comes to a stop and the offender has to be destroyed, if a man is raped, assuming anyone believes him in the first place (most people still hold the belief that you can't rape a man) then the response is that he needs to get over it, his victimhood is fleeting.It's an emotional violation to both, but men are expected to get over it, women are expected to be defined by it.That being said, rape of either gender is in no way equivalent to the forced castration of a man. If someone is raped, and left with no lasting physical damage, they can then move onto a healthy, supportive relationship in future. Removing a man's genitals denies him the possibility of a physically fulfilling relationship (and prolonged lack of sex is severely psychologically damaging), no woman would ever willingly be with him again, men would view him as diminished and less of a man, even if they are sympathetic, and you've also taken away his ability to ever father offspring if he hasn't already, thus removing is biological reason for being.I'm not denying that rape isn't a horrible thing to happen to anyone, but the two are not even remotely comparable. It would be kinder to kill a man.
>>215914575Proving my point. Men cannot ever understand the mental anguish rape causes a woman.There's not even a point in discussing this. Anything we do to try rationalize it is just cope.
>>215909002Minecraft woah!
>>215914535Coming from the guy that's turned on by farting.
>>215909002>tattoosdropped
>>215914664>farting*SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*
>>215907096It means beautiful water spirit in Chinese. Have some respect.
>>215913248>calm down it's just a little mutilation and arson whose perpetrators keep walking freethe 19th amendment was a mistake
>>215907297Not even Awkwafina.
>>215915107those teeth will take your cock off for sure>>215907773lmao holy shit
>>215914575>is in no way equivalent to the forced castration of a manreally nigga?>no woman would ever willingly be with him again>men would view him as diminished and less of a man, even if they are sympatheticsounds pretty on brand with raped women.of course, the whole biological reason being removed is really where the similarities stop
>>215914396>now just making a phone call to order a pizza is more stressful than they can handle. But rather than fix that as a society, companies like postmates, took advantage by letting millennials order online.You're combining millenials and zoomers. We don't have a problem using a phone or talking to someone face to face, that is zoomers.
>>215914396Who is this bullshit boomer spiel for? Who the fuck is gonna read this meandering "muh kids these days" faggotry and not think boomers are addicted to sniffing their own farts?
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