Why do so many women love interview with the vampire?
>>215913748Pretty boy vampires have become something timeless to female sexuality. The vampire subgenre used to be cool back in the day but once the girls got their hands on it, game over.
>>215913748They kissed in movie
>>215913789Already over for them, women aren't allowed to like pretty boys anymore
>>215913748They don't understand the connection between mythical vampires and jewish blood libel ceremonies that forced their creation back in medieval europe.
>>215913748Every time they put it to screen they cast the prettiest guys you can imagine. It has scrunklies, scrimblos, and blorbos. The vampires are full of drama but they're suitably distant enough that they don't remind you of any of the toxic traits in any of the men who've ruined your real life.
>>215915391safe!yaoi with things to say and beautiful men in adorable relationships, and also a world of Specials you can imagine yourself sliding right into, that isn't a YA fantasy. Rare among well-written books and tv
>>215915318growing up i never really thought banderas had that "i want to be that guy" energy, and seeing this picture just confirms what i felt then
>>215915457>>215915391>women enjoy ultimately safe fetishes Oh wow what an embarrassing fact xD
They like the sort of gay guys who would also be into them as well. They like the idea of two guys into each other and her.
>>215913789Vampires were cool when the Vampire in question was a shut in who lived in a spooky isolated castle in the middle of nowhere. I want to be that kind of Vampire.
>>215913748women love all supernatural slop
>>215913748A sex golem is the ultimate woman fantasyHe will kill everyone except you because you're special
>>215913789pretty boy vampires that are dangerous, rapey and slightly gay. bitches explode with horny
>>215915318Tom Cruise wears heels 10 cm mini, it's mandatory
>>215916264Beat me to it. Same with rape fantasy, it's not the rape they like it's more this guy finds me so attractive he's willing to risk hanging because "I'm just that attractive he can't help himself" they are getting off to themselves. / thread
>>215915457>beautiful menPic unrelated
>>215913748It's like a safe way to enjoy the desire of turning up a man's emotional excess to the point where he becomes kind of monstrously possessive. As hot as it is to be intensely desired, the reality of that would be sorta toxic, so adding vampires gives you a nice level of detachment.Plus it's also got this internal logic. Like of course vampires who are required to exceed moral boundaries to survive (well mostly) would also be emotionally excessive. And that plays into the fact they also tend to have excessive tastes like Lestat does.
>>215913831She kisses her thumb, old acting trick. Pretty neat huh
>>215913748Literally because vampires are aggressive attractive creatures typically so its like a female magnet
>>215915318I know it's trendy to be antisemitic rn but I can't stop correcting you. Vampires were men from eastern Europe who bathed and seduced prudish Victorian women with their good looks and washed balls. They could read and write and didn't look 50 at 23 (they must be undead agents of Satan to accomplish all this)
