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>>215921518Carol is based and you're cringe
What was the point of showing the main character in the ice hotel? Was she Harvey Weinsteined?
>>215921518Carol should've had a husband instead.Then she'd instantly move on from him after he dies as is the biological imperative of all women.
Okay so here's my show idea.Hivebody. All of humanity has different bodies, still, and their minds are individualistic, but they bodies are all hived. Just the inverse of a hivemind, a hivebody. think of how weird it'd be?
okay vince just skip to carol eating her pluribussy already
I don't find either of these ladies attractive, they should be hotter chicks
>>215921518I watch for she
>>215921518HAG EDITION
Why was Helen even with Carol? If Carol was a man it would be made 100% clear Helen was a gold digger because there's no other reason for her to be with such a miserable joyless ballache
If I fuck a hivemind prostitute but ask it to shield my mom from the memory, would it honor my request?
>>215921559I don't get how it would work. Waht ifeveryone becomes one giant body with multiple minds all fighting each other for dominance
>>215921589Actually, if I fucked the hivemind prostitute and asked specifically for my mom in the memory, would it honor my request?
>>215921517who the fuck is melissa
>>215921527Unfortunately true. In the old days it would be the second episode. Or the first episode after the two part premiere, which I guess this is so it checks out.
>>215921612The other girl in the plane, idiot
>>215921585Maybe they had a legit emotional connection and Helen was able to draw out Carol's best side
I bet episode 4 shows Paraguy getting 4 calls from Carol and that's his introduction. Vince loves showing different POVs of phone calls over 2 episodes.Nacho => Mike and Saul => Kim calls were also split across 2 episodes.
>>215921594it's like chess, all the pieces have to move in the same pattern or something. or maybe it's just like a school of fish or a flock of birds, that might work. a mass of different minds but they act as one
>>215921585Helen is a ghoul and Carol is moderately attractive for her age
euro hours be like>lesbians aren't even real i live in a concrete hut in eastern europe and survive by eating canned soup
>>215921623What other girl
>>215921637How is that possible when no nukes that we know have dropped?
>>215921518woman kissing air dicks is kind of my fetish
Gosh I wish I was an older lesbian
If Carol wasn't a lesbian, she'd be chest deep in Pluribus dick by now.
>>215921466>she was injured due to the chaos of joining retard. she wasn't homeless. homeless people don't really exist in the numbers you think of outside of USA
I'm watching like other shows now because pluribus is off the air until next week and this comedy show is so funny I actually pissed myself laughing a bit. I actually forgot that was a real thing humans could do and not just an insult you guys used on this website about americans.I can't remember the last time I thought something was so funny that happened. I must have been five or something.
>>215921555>What was the point of showing the main character in the ice hotel?She wasn't happy then either, it just show that she has been depressed for a long time? It's the only reason why they would show this.
>>215921647Speedwatcher detectd. Try the episode again but don't look at your phone
>>215921566She's a closeted dyke so it checks out that she's not hot. Only attention whore seeking fake lesbians are hot.
>>215921566how gay are you?
>this show was made by humans>AI BAD!
>breathalyzer inside the carDo Americans really or it's predictive programming?
>>215921694Wrinkly pit folds.
>>215921680The whole point was the throwaway line about Carol freezing her eggs. The pluribussy will show up with her baby in 9 months.
>you want me to be....happy?
>>215921687There's no one in the plane except carol and pirate woman whatever the fuck her name is its not melissa, theres no melissa in it
>>215921703standard in every car. i managed to scrape mine off with a sharp rock
At some point the Pluribussy is going to be like>we read Helen's memory, she knows you didn't love her
>>215921703if you get a DUI it can be part of the sentence>HAHAHAHA DO AMERICANS REALLY HAVE PREVENTATIVE MEASURES TO NOT LET DRUNKS OPERATE 2 TON DEATH MACHINERY
>>215921699why do you suck corporation dick so hard? is it an inferiority complex?
How could the food trucks possibly arrive so quickly
>>215921694I'm 100% not gay, she is not attractive and her permanent smug facial expression annoys me
>>215921732>I did it for me
>>215921729>pirate woman whatever the fuck her name is its not melissaThat's literally it. Rewatch the episode retard and you'll see I'm right
>>215921735just remove their license nigga not that hard lmao
>>215921718
>>215921735It's not mockery, I know they try to push it in Europe too and having it in special cases is a slippery slope to having it in every cases.
>>215921694way hotter than that granny MC
>>215921518If I was an immune person in this universe I'd ask the hivemind to use its combined video game coding knowledge to finish developing GTA6 for me. Then again we're three episodes in and the main character, a fucking writer, still hasn't asked them if they're capable of creativity or not. I'm guessing no since they can barely detect sarcasm.
>>215921739the only explanation I have it's that they had a lot of them moving already, "optimizing" nearby stores, so they could use some of them to please the depressed white woman
>>215921766>tfw nuking Burger King
>>215921681I will clean her with my tongue
>>215921756In America depriving someone of their car is basically like making them paraplegic
click to bless your morning with rays of sunshine
>>215921784melissa my beloved :)
>>215921771id ask them to make unlimited budget film depictions of all my favorite scifi books
>would you like a quick blowjob before i serve the breakfast today, anon?
>>215921798I'd ask for my sister to do it.
>>215921771>not asking to tour the facility stockpiling food>not asking if they have new technologies>not asking for their goal>not asking if they will have kids She isn't asking much at all
>>215921680>>215921555I agree. It shows she was an unlikable cunt even before everyone got hiveminded. I thought it was just because her lickbuddy died and she was grieving. The ice hotel showed that she didn't do the research, and was unappreciative of a beautiful, exotic setting. The cracks have started to show, sadly.
>>215921804we just want to make you happy
>>215921518This is my first Apple TV show. Is there sex in these shows I need to know
God I love hags.
>>215921699Based human credits. I know someone that works in the New Mexico film industry and yes its an actual thing out there. It's a kino aesthetic and its cheap so a lot of stuff is getting shot out there, especially since BraBra.
I hope carol nukes the worldRight after she tasted the pluribussy of course.
>>215921814Why would she ask questions when she already knows everything?
>>215921795I'd make them let me live in the seinfeld apartment and bring me the seinfeld people and have them play out the episodes of seinfeld perfectly around me but they don't tell which episode it's going to be and I don't really study the script all that much and I just kind of blunder through the plotline but they all have to stay in character for me and half the time I just have sex with Jennifer Connelly say, who can play Jerry's girlfriend everytime, the girlfriend doesn't matter it just has to be some hot chick. but yeah that's what I'd make them do. If I get bored of seinfeld we move onto re-enacting...umm. I feel like seinfeld would be the only show that works for this sort of scheme. The other actors already kind of all played around Jerry as it was and he didn't have to do much.
>>215921747The fuck you talking about melissa
>>215921839there can be but not real nudity Severance had two sex scenes
>>215921699this nigger hates humans and wants only generated slop
>>215921858Looks like a bad translation, pretty common on IMDB
>>215921856just make them build a fantasy setting and play live action dnd there
>>215921814She has a very weak imagination. It's probably why her books were popular with such plebs, as shown in episode one.
favorite Melissa Moments?
>>215921839As far as I know only Foundation has the milfcore your'e looking for.
Let's be honest we'd all just ask for Pokimane to fart in our eyes
Pluribussy
It is unrealistic that French blackie only asked for random trafficking Models and not all of his favorite actresses and celebrities to fuck
>>215921873I would like a full sized Tomb of Horrors set, please.
Why this motherfucker calling her melissa shut the fuck up
week two of reddit seething about the harem guy,mindbroken by a throwaway character
>tranny still trying to force memes
>>215921908I feel like they did say the name Melissa in the show at some point I just can't remember when
>>215921887she looks like Gal Gadot here>>215921910Im surprised he's the only immune who is actually taking advantage of the situation.
>>215921910It didn't show what happened to him after carol stopped the plane, maybe she shot him or something
>>215921910He mind broke me by not being the MC.I don't want to see Carol be a dweeb anymore.
>>215921555Do you have autism? It was one of her special memories of her lesbian friend. Zosia even alludes to it.
Breaking bad was middle aged men power fantasy, will this be karen wish fulfilment fantasy?
>>215921814She's a modern Karen not an intergalactic Space General. It checks out that she's intellectually incurious.
>>215921930The ending of episode 2 was only there to make us think something actually interesting will happen in episode 3. In reality Carol just asked for Zozia back.
>>215921644At least we arent surrounded by negroes.
>>215921949You mean Melissa?
>ambulance has siren onVINCE IS A HACK
>>215921518I think women should be killed or commit suicide after the age of 25. This is disgusting.
Can Carol PLEASE just DO SOMETHING!
>>215921987siren is on to calm down Carol as help is coming retard
Lions are immune = Carol is a lion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGrTys84CNQPost reaction channels reacting to Pluribussy please I need reactors after I watch an episode
>>215921859Severance sex scenes were TV-PG rated when the rest of the show had steady swearing and multiple brain surgery scenes. It's so stupid that you can show a drill piercing a skull but the naked body is off limits.
>>215922003It is a slow burn, Carol will finally do something season 3 onwards
>>215922012lions are scared of rats and rats are infected
>>215921987It was for karen's benefit to let them know they were on the way.
>>215921873unlimited budget world spanning dnd giga-larp sounds kinda fun
>>215921910Couldnt find any comments about this. Post some
It won't kill animals and shit but it would give her an atom bomb which she could kill a shit laod of people and animals with, this space virus is retarded
>>215921859>>215922030If you break the seal of sex scenes in your show modern Hollywood demand gay sex scenes be included. It's why you don't see a lot of romance story in videogames. Gays will demand gay shit be included and nobody wants to see that shit.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills seeing normies react to the show. "muh filler, nothing happened"There needs to be worldbuilding and setup for some payoff. This episode they introduced >ice hotel that revealed that Carol had eggs frozen>paraguay dude as a potential ally to Carol>possibly setting up Zosia breaking away from the hive with the head injuryBut what they DO like:Haha she requested a tank and a nuke xDLiterally the most pointless part along with the grocery shopping. We already knew the hive would give the immune whatever they requested.
>>215922092Watch breaking bad again.
>>215922092Everyone is retarded but me and you
SEASON FINALE LEAKED. . .
>>215922092>possibly setting up Zosia breaking away from the hive with the head injurythat's the lamest way possible to develop the plot, i bet it'll happen
>>215922092Nobosy knew they would be retarded enough to give her a hand grenade based on taking a sarcastic comment literally. The plurb is autistic is what I learned. Did it really need a 5 minute section of getting mail and opening it, to reveal that they sent her a dildo?
>>215922092That was a lot of words to describe a filler episode.
>>215922098In episode 3, where Walt spends and entire episode building up the courage to kill krazy 8? Riveting stuf that was.
>>215922092>possibly setting up Zosia breaking away from the hive with the head injuryWhat give this impression? I watched that part again and I don't see it.
>>215922203They're retarded
>>215922092>possibly setting up Zosia breaking away from the hive with the head injurydon't think so, because A LOT of them should have had head injuries during Kim Wexler's two fits
>>215921518Kim's butthole when ?
>>215922012Or a giraffe.
>>215922167Bait used to be believable.but then again, 4chan used to be white majority..
>>215922164>>215922229Id like to filler butthole, If you catch my drift
>>215922092>ice hotel that revealed that Carol had eggs frozen>paraguay dude as a potential ally to Carol>possibly setting up Zosia breaking away from the hive with the head injuryShit no one cares about. This is gonna be Westworld 2.0 it's already a grind and we're only 3 eps in
>>215921518Am I the only one who remembers her as Dominika from Dr House?
>>215922203>>215922137I don't think she'll break away per se. Just that the concussion will change Zosia in an interesting way. >>215922225Brain chemistry is complex. Sometimes people suffer a heavy blow and their whole personality changes
Why would it forget what sarcasm is if its a union of all humans? Its not human, it doesn't understand human behaviour. Its an alien mind controlling humans.
Well, that was one stupid filler episode.
the paraguay dude is going to be the villain,huh?either hes semi infected already and thats why he acts like that or the reasons hes resisting are not as pure as carol ones.....
sexler with wexler
>>215922334Huh? Just came across to me like he might be another asshole like Carol, but not a villain
>>215922330Also, why couldn't all behavioural scientists and psychologists not come up with better ideas to persuade her?
>>215922332It was only a single episode out of 9... We have so much more episodes for more filler.
>>215922349she must be bifurious
>>215921908At this point I don't know if it is an inside joke of this general or what.
>>215922334I think he's going to be super asocial or even a psychopath or something, one of the last 13 people on earth as a serial killer is funny
>>215922377They seem to only excel at technical tasks rather than anything that requires emotions, art or nuance. Right now its not clear if thats from bad writing or intentional
>>215922242Damn she's WAAY hotter irl. I would not recognize her in a million years on the street.
AMAZING EPISODE!
>>215922388He could be a Cartel member. It is Vince after all.
>>215922330It's literally a virus, one that changes the personality of people into enjoying being infected and wanting to spread it.
>>215922402>Rhea on street mentionedObligatory
>>215922414I just started watching this on Prime but then they put it back behind a paywall like yesterday. Oh well.
>>215922388>we can't protect you from each othersMaking one of the last human the bad guy, I can see it, the whiter the guy the most likely he is bad.
>>215922388yeah we dont know much about him so the guy can easily be a bad guy
>>215922440Space toxoplasmosis is some scary shit.
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>>215922484
>>215921573Why the fuck are we still on 24fps?
>>215922510Because people bitched about motion smoothing when Smart TVs first hit the market.
>>215922510because it looks betteryou have severe autism if you want 60fps movies
>>215921953it's an american self-sufficient survivalist "me against the world" fantasy. like the walking dead was, but they don't have social ties any more so it's all just hyper individualistic
i'm actually really getting fucking sick of the>10 minute cold open/flashback>10 minutes of a mundane task being performed>10 minutes of exposition/worldbuilding>10 minutes of action + cliffhangerformula that vince adopted since the latter half of BCS. it really overstayed its welcome especially in season 6 of that show and it's just as annoying here. no, it's not fucking "artistic" the 20th time you film a slow-motion montage or hint at something in a mundane ass flashback that pays off in 15 episodes. it's a fucking waste of time.
>>215922330this was the first big flag to me that humanity is lost once joining the hive. Your memories are assimilated but that's it, you aren't really there. It's like baby thing with everyone's memories and knowledge, it can't handle bad emotions, it can't really detect more mature feelings like sarcasm, it has very little survival instincts beyond the collective, etc.I think a lot of this first season will be us discovering what is up with the Hive. Like, it appears at first that it's not that bad and Carol is being too much of a bitch, but in the end she'll be revealed as right the whole time and assimilation is akin to death.
I swear to god, this better not turn out to be some allegorical moving on from grief "to hurt is to live" bullshit.
So the Hive plans to create the big satellite dish using most of the world's resources so they can transmit the signal to other planets, right?What happens after? Do they just hang out? Assuming the 13 people get assimilated eventually, what happens when they meet their goal?also how does the Hive plan to feed 6 billion people without killing a few bugs? Or is it ok to kill bugs?
>>215922571Every hollywood movie that was shot in HFR was done by people changing absolutely nothing in their process hence of course they look bad.If you have a great cinematographer your movie will only profit from higher frame rate.
>>215922673The more it rips off Evangelion the better IMO.
Any Carol feet shots yet?!?
>>215922696HFR is cancer you fucking pleb. This is a television show not a damn videogame.
I'm mad the show didn't have a little fun with the setting, like asking about jfk or other silly stuff, instead we get I want a tank and a nuke. This is creatively bankrupt, she has a hivemind capable of answering any question, this is so frustrating to watch.
>>215922696>yeah this has never looked good in any example literally ever nobody has gotten this to look appealing>...but if they changed their process!changing what exactly you tell me smart guy
>>215922790the process
>>215922802
paraguay guy better have a secret science lab or some shit set up in his storage facility. they're kind of setting him up to seem shady and even antagonistic but if anything i think the guy that keeps sticking his dick in the hive is going to be the villain since he has no problem ordering them around under the guise of happiness. he's practically hiveminded without the moralfaggotry preventing him of committing violence. he'd totally want to prevent any attempt to make things normal again. trailer spoilers:and he's practically hosting an eyes wide shut party in the trailer.
>>215922802This but unironically, peoplee film in higher frame rate with the same camera setting and lighting and expect for it to just work.
>>215921518slutty hags they own me sex
>>215922784ironically the creatively bankrupt show has a creatively bankrupt writer as its main character, and that character complains to the audience in the first episode that nobody understands her true art and that's why she's stuck to writing slop for normies (like you)
>>215922802>>215922851what exactly do they change in this process
Better than sopranos so far
Para-guy will be Carol's only ally, he's prolly the only other non-infected who is unhappy like her.If I was a hack and not vice gilligan>Zosia breaks conditioning and we discover you can have independence within the hive. she decides to help Carol and work undercover, thus she has all the knowledge and is connected to the hive, but can make her own choices>show becomes about guerrila mind warfare in a way where Zosia and Carol have to come up with ways to advance the fight for humanity and also hide from the hive that Zosia is free>they meet the guy in Paraguay with Zosia as a translator>the resistance is formedprolly won't go like this and bravo vince will have a better direction for the story tho
>>215922872The “lesbian writer hates making bookslop romance for hetero white women” is a funny dynamic I want more of.
>>215922555The HFR sections of The Hobbit were comically bad and the tv/film industry abandoned it for good reason. Its only good for nature documentaries and live sports.
>>215922827You made me watch the trailer again, it reveals quite a lot about mystery spic
>>215922824we're sorry if we've upset you anon. We'll try to come up with a better response next time
>>215922917What I mentioned, the exact settings would have to be figured out again like they did with any new filming ttechnology.How fucking hard is that to understand?
>>215922827i think you are confusing the paraguay guy with the harem guy of episode 2...
>>215922917there is plenty of content in 60fps out there if you can't see the benefits then i cant help you.
>>215921699>tardwranglers were on set
>>215922927Not a high bar to clear desu wa ne
>>215922996sorry if i wasn't clear but i'm trying to say that they will set up paraguay guy's unwillingness to cooperate with Carol as the main conflict but then reveal that harem guy is actually the antagonistic one.
>If you see someone drowning you would throw a life ring without asking if they want to be saved firstThat's a stupid comparison. She literally could ask her if she wanted to be saved, she just can't know if it would be better being a part of a hivemind. While being saved from drowning is surely avoiding suffering for minutes. Also why is she such a miserable cunt? Poor Helen
>3 episodes in>already padding the run time and doing filler episodesBravo Vince. Literally nothing is going to happen until season 3.
>>215922971right "the settings" you clearly know what you're talking about, glad you thought of this first. i'm sure every studio forgot to check "the settings" and that's why it looks bad WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE
>>215922690They have to create the dish before they run out of currently avaliable food and every host starves to death
*hands you a present*
>>215922506>>215922484She gave millions of disinterested footjobs to anons...
>>215923111I would have grabbed it, pulled the pin, and chucked it at its car to blow it up, then slammed the door in plurb's face
Jesus, so many haters here. I bet you also hated "Fly" too.
Hivemind, find the 100 most ticklish women on Earth. Construct a medieval torture dungeon next to my house and deliver every kind of feather you can find directly to my doorstep
>>215923138>new car shows up 1 minute later
>>215922690They cannot do it intentionally. So depends on how they reason it. Either industrial farming and processing equipment are still allowed in their mind or everything food production will be done by hand now to minimize animals accidentally killed.
>>215922963i'm choosing to believe he was eating cat food and that he's a hyper eccentric autist that was literally too autistic to get a stem degree and a real job so he spends his time hyper fixating on some experiment in his secret storage unit that probably only inadvertently has anything to do with the hivemind.
>>215923154Rian Johnson and "Fly" are reddit personified and commodified. Go back, nigger.
>>215921518I'm only on episode 2 (pls no spoilers), hmmm I didn't like that Carol changed her mind about pirate lady last second, should've just let it stay with the perv, it would've been more impactful and the effects lingering, like she should've never returned ever, I don't like carol's companion aspect either. I might drop this show after season 1. I don't like the direction it's going, because it's already familiar to me, considering the time invested needed for a show like this that it is slow burn and would take years, I already know where it's going in terms of character arcs.
>>215923072Him wanting the only girl he couldn't have was a big indicator of him being the bad guy in some way.
For me, it's the 10 minute shelves stocking scene. Bravo, Vince, you still got it
>>215923080From my perspective the plurbs are drowning
>>215923136Would the Plurbs let me have a 17y364d woman? Is their moral system based US law? What if I just straight up ask for the loli harem?
>>215923136LMFAO
>She was born with coloboma, a rare condition in which the iris of the eye does not grow closed during gestation.huh, didn't notice it at all in the show
>>215923192>eating cat foodFor me, he is a schizo worried to be integrated and only eat canned stuff from before the integration.
>>215922971Digital is used for convenience not because it looks better. You are talking about using a mountain of new tech to recreate an aesthetic quality that already exists. This sounds a lot like the current deal with the King of the Hill reboot. People complained that the new episodes looks too clean and soulless. And the showrunners said that the ability to recreate to old aesthetic has been lost. As in its literally lost tech. An then there's plebs like yourself literally asking for them to create more soulless slop.
Manousos CONFIRMED NEXT WEEK
What would do in Pluribus?Me? I would ask them to make pornographic movies and cartoons using the greatest talent available for my sole enjoyment.
>>215921527The whole episode was basically to point it out that any of the dozen free folk could go full jihad mode and blow earth up to end humanity
>>215923201>flies in on presidential plane>wants girls he shouldn't have>Carol's appeal to heaven ass plea to the survivors has presidential seal in backgroundah geeze what did vince mean by this
would you fuck a pluribus?
>>215923269chinga a su madre
>>215921539Carol is literally a Karen
>>215923085Plenty of stuidos have done 48/60/120fps moviessome of it looking good, some bad.Most of those movies were already trash or slop on its own, so a lot of peopele think h"igher frame rate = bad" becasue the movies were bad.If more directors had to balls to film in higher frame rate and make the hfr version available outside theaters more people would see the difference. And yes "the process" won't be instant and will depend on many variables during filming.
>>215923306Coke and plurbussy
>>215923292and the Hive would allow them to do it. they physically cannot deny any of the non-infected anything, but understand it is dangerous/painful. You can understand why they are so anxious for assimilation
>>215923221Proud of our Polish girl.
>>215923284Have them assign a cluster of Plurbs to recreate 2010 4chan
>>215923269Ah, another filler episode exploring this already tired premise. Then one stretched out scene of the Paraguayan fucker, don't forget a montage set to an old pop song. It leaves on a cliffhanger before they actually meet.
>>215921637Lesbians usually get paired up where the ugly one goes after the pretty one an the pretty one gives in because they feel they don't have much options
>>215923324>they physically cannot deny any of the non-infected anythingbut why
>>215923269show saved
>>215923200Yeah like you would send away your ultimate waifu to get fucked by some jeet. Think about the things you say before you say them.
>>215923343maybe it's in their way. It's just how they are
>>215923324>they physically cannot deny any of the non-infected anythingnot true
>>215923324>they physically cannot deny any of the non-infected anythingThis makes the "virus was designed to pacify Earth before alien invasion" theory seem more plausible
>>215923292this is why all the "free"folks are dangerous,especially carol and the paraguay guy,the 2 resisting to play along
>>215923306With a condom, I might get assimilated otherwise. The big question is, who would you pick first?
For me, it’s all the people who had loved ones murdered/killed and now have the memory of the person who did the killing.
>>215923359What did they refuse?
>>215923358They is humans, where are these rules they have to follow coming from?
>>215923378fresh meat
>>215923375That's what we will have in heaven bro..
>>215923375>the memoryDoesn't matter anymore. Their consciousness and personality is already dead. Memory is just facts.
>>215923378To stop trying to integrate her
>>215923138id ask for a belt fed grenade launcher (prolly mounted on top of a car or armored vehicle) and a field full of cows
>>215923385they don't have to follow anything, it just comes naturally to them, it's how they are biologically. I don't think they're really human anymore.
>>215922092>There needs to be worldbuilding and setup for some payoff. This episode they introducedI would agree if a seaosn had like 20+ episodes. Filler for 8 episode seasons don't even make sense. Just make a movie at that point
>>215923385>They is humans, where are these rules they have to follow coming from?Why do people ask questions about information that hasnt been revealed as if its a plot hole that it hasnt?
>>215923080>That's a stupid comparison. She literally could ask her if she wanted to be saved, she just can't know if it would be better being a part of a hivemind.Also as a hive they would be aware of cases were people were better off not being save or chose euthanasia for any number of valid reasons
>>215923269okay let me predict this genius:>10 minute cold open where carol and her dead lover get more screen time together that reveals maybe one character trait>10 minutes of autistic spic constructing his underground lab in painstaking detail>10 minutes of carol freaking out on the hive and asking them to restock a beauty salon so she can get a fresh cut and a manicure>one of the english speakers contacts the carol thru the hive for some EPIC cliffhanger
>convince them you're better off not being reprogrammed>???>show's over
>>215923269>NOT ALONE>STORAGE WARSYEPPPP
>>215922267What did he mean by this ?
Mark my words: Carol will ask the hivemindpeople to quasi ressurect her dead wife-husband by implementing her memories and other brain data into Zosia’s mind
>>215923343Probably self preservation since any of the free folk getting very angry is causing them seizures
>>215923425I'm questioning the information presented so far and people's thoughts of it, Speculation follows from the questioning. That anon says "it is just the way they are". But humans don't act like that. If it is as it says it is, simply an amalgamation of human minds working as one, then certain things don't seem to fit. Which leads to the speculaltion that perhaps all is not as it says!
>>215922618Even season one of BCS had long ass montages of nothing happening set to snazzy music. There's building up tension and then there's wasting the viewer's time. This has become the laugh track of prestige dramas.
>>215923509>Probably self preservation since any of the free folk getting very angry is causing them seizuresCarol literally said it'd be ok to say no when she asked for the nuke
>>215923385It's all genetically encoded. I doubt the hive knows anything more about the origin of the signal than the scientists that discovered it knew.
BRAVO VINCE
>>215923306Yup, literally can fuck all my hollywood crushes. Have orgies daily, probably get bored of sex within a week and have to fuck gorlock the destroyer to feel something and worse
>>215923505That's what I thought the hivemind was doing in the second episode when she started seizing
i would be too deep in cunny to save humanity sorry
>>215923528>Carol literally said it'd be ok to say no when she asked for the nukeTheir instinct seems to be please free folk at all costEven humans have vestigial instincts from prehistoric era which don't make sense now
>>215923545>get bored of sex within a weekI've not got bored of fapping every day yet. I don't think I would get bored of fucking every hot celebrity and random women in groups of five every day
>>215923505>Mark my words: Carol will ask the hivemindpeople to quasi ressurect her dead wife-husband by implementing her memories and other brain data into Zosia’s mindThat is literally the exact opposite of what she would do. Too many of you guys have been programmed by bad writing that have characters do stupid shit for easy drama and plot points.
>>215921518why doesnt Carol ask all the secrets? who did 9/11? who killed Jeffrey Epstein? who killed JFK? etcit's the first thing I'd ask
>>215922092>frogposter thinks he's smart for being entertained by mindless fillerSad!
>>215923591Don't worry, coming in season 2
>>215923375Sure, but the victims would also have the cold blooded sociopathy of the murderers, and the murderers will have the suffering and grief of the victims, so I think it balances out.
>>215923587>I've not got bored of fapping every day yet.It depends on the person if base instincts can be controlled and delayed a bit, active sex life could be maximized
>>215923591I would ask what the opinion of every collected philosopher on the big questions is - God's existence, etc.
>>215923591Carol has different priorities
>>215923375It practically 7 billion minds melded, that mindset is beyond basic human thought process and is much more evolved
Ep3 and so far no exploration of the human condition, what is conciousness, what makes a person. Just a more close ups and montages AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>215923725>Just a more close ups and montagesThats pretty much vince giligan style. He is pretty much wes anderson of tv now
>>215923725No fun either, even the last man on earth managed better with a similar setting.
as a film enthusiast, i'd ask the hivemind to produce all my dream moviesyup, all of Pynchon is getting adapted
This hivemind isnt a individual, its not like you the viewer. Normies having trouble understanding its motivations because it does not share any with a normal person. They are closer to God, albeit with no super powers, than mankind. They dont even perceive things on the same scale of value as we do. They are essentially seeing carol as someone who is so inferior and below them.(like carol says she doesnt to to be hived, but they treat it like she just doesnt know what she is talking about). They said they see this as evolution, so naturally carol is seen as sub-human(to them, with hive being the base state for human now)./pol/ sees black people has having more intelligence and autonomy, than the hives see the uninfected.>>215923378They wont cause harm. So no fresh meat. They wont subjugate animals either, so you likely cant ask them to catch all the animals for you either. I also believe they have a degree of self-preservation. As yes they forgive carol for the outbursts taking away from the hivemind, but they see it as accidents of outburst/loss of control. But remember how they said the military caught on and was killing them, so they had to 'speed things up'? When faced with a conscious deliberate threat, they seem like they will take an action to 'prevent the overall loss of life' which can mean causing some people to die. say if carol became an active deliberate threat, meaning she is trying to kill them/others>they may imprison her, so she cant hurt others or herself; they will still give her whatever she wants while being imprisoned, and it could be in something luxurious. >If they couldn't keep her in a safe manner, they may see killing her as the only option. Killing her causes one death, but if they choose to ignore it they are consenting to more deaths, which is against their imperative.
>>215923591>>215923649There is literally a countdown until she is killed (assimilated). She has more urgent things on her mind.
>>215923844fair enough but I would just be pic related desu.Fuck it. They won. I'll get assimilated eventually and then I'll be gone forever. Might as well enjoy the perks before that happens
Well I watched the episode and now I see why people are disappointed. It's filler and while I don't mind filler episodes it lost some of that momentum and tension from the episode before. Didn't even get to see how the zesty nigga gave up Zosia>>215923725>Just a more close ups and montagesOne of the supermarket stockers was a cute cheerleader with nice legs, that was neat>>215923814Are they even capable of "acting" anymore?
>>215923844>She has more urgent things on her mind.Like taking ssri, drinking with her lesbians crush and grocery shopping?
teebeeheich sex with them prolly doesn't feel good? are they all dead fishes? can I ask a woman to act like a whore during sex and get all nasty and sloppy?I hope they explain this some day
>>215923883>Didn't even get to see how the zesty nigga gave up ZosiaCarol didnt even need to get off the plane, she could have just communicate to anyone on her plane an it would have been done
>>215923844>There is literally a countdownIt has actually been counting up since P-Day. If Carol was on a mission she would have asked the hive to fly her to Paraguay to meet the guy who seems to share her mindset even if he told her to fuck off in the plane. Instead she's hopped up on tequila and Xanax and watching terrible comedy shows
>>215923591this is one big difference that makes carol harder for me to relate to.on the one hand watching reruns and getting drunk in a situation like this would definitely be on the table for me. but I think the terror, derealization and depression of knowing the world basically ended and I'm one of the last non-lobotomized human beings, would be hugely offset by the ability to find out any information about the old world. I'd be staying up for days without sleep just exploring and doing archaeology on government and intelligence secretson that note it's interesting the "president" in episode 1 mentions how the actual president and many of the senior members of government died during the plurbening. seems weird and suspicious to me and I wonder if we won't hear more about it. maybe the plurbs were forced to actually kill them in combat and don't want to talk about it, or they could be still alive in a bunker somewhere and the hive lied that they were dead.
>>215923925>can I ask a woman to act like a whore during sex and get all nasty and sloppy?The answer is pretty much yes, they are pretening to be the individuals of the family for the Indian lady
>>215923823It doesn't understand sacrasm and gave her a live grenade, it aint that smart
>>215923823>They are essentially seeing carol as someone who is so inferior and below them.(like carol says she doesnt to to be hived, but they treat it like she just doesnt know what she is talking about). They said they see this as evolution, so naturally carol is seen as sub-human(to them, with hive being the base state for human now).This is completely wrong. They see it as a moral imperative. Not a conquest of inferiors. In their mind they are saving an innocent.
>>215923905I mean she tried talking to the only non-infected and they're all uninterested besides the paraguay dude. she prolly realises it's over but she's fighting in the only way she can, mostly out of spite.it turns into the pathetic scene where she wants to be able to live without the hive, as a personal victory, but has to ask them to replace her supermarket for a pointless demonstration of "independence", like a rich kid's son asking for better grades.Carol understands all of this btw which is why she's gonna get more pissed as it goes along. She's gonna break bad eventually tho, there's no story if she doesn't
I wonder if they will keep all streaming platforms operational to stream at least already produced content should any free folk desire it. they probably would figure out an efficient way to do it
>>215923950>how the actual president and many of the senior members of government died during the plurbeningIt could be as mundane as they tried to take off in Marine One during the plurbening and they crashed because the pilot went into seizures like everyone else
I meanif it was up to meI'd be like>yeah, well, could you get the internet up and running?>and like, let the people pretend to be themselves so I can feel comfortable.
>>215923306No
>>215924008WHY ISN'T CAROL ASKING ABOUT ANY OF THIS? IT DRIVES ME UP THE WALLS
>>215924016I hope our shitposting is adequate and funny for you, anon. Would you like us to provide some bait for you to argue with?
>>215923975They are academic smart but not socially smart sorta eels like a plot hole. but it could make sense that they have to reduce processing social interactions since it could be overwhelming for a 7 billion melded hivemind
>>215924016>we're working on that anon. But while you're waiting we can bring you some of your favorite JAV actresses
>>215924031She is somewhat of a narcissist and only cares about her own needs
>>215923950>on that note it's interesting the "president" in episode 1 mentions how the actual president and many of the senior members of government died during the plurbening. seems weird and suspicious to me and I wonder if we won't hear more about itwas it ever revealed if the scientists that discovered the signal or the ones working on developing it were government or a private company? i can't remember if the guards vests said security or military or if there were any logos in the building or what. we know the hive made its way to the government but i wonder who actually had knowledge of the theories they came up with about the signal/virus.
>>215924048>wtf?>why isn't it blurred out>this isn't like my JAV!
>>215923425People are kinda retarded man
>>215923844>He didn't realise the counter goes DOWN during flashbacks and UP during present time scenesI actually thought people were joking with "muh media literacy" jokes but are you actually watching ?
>>215924069>You guys are still missing the point and can't help projecting cliches onto the show. That is not what happened and that is not what the show is aboutFuck you Vince don't tell me what not to speculate in /plur/
>lesbian granny mcTiresome
>the look she gives you when you told her you were gonna fuck her all night but bust after 2 minutes
>>215921518Is she the tsundere vampire from True Blood?
>>215924067this. the only person who wants to fight for humanity is this drunk cynical narcissistic asshole.it's funny. it feels like something out of a british show or like, a more adult take on Douglas Adams desu
Maybe I'm spoiled but that was one of the most tedious hours of television I can remember sitting through Also very unlikeable main characterThe premise is so good that I'm hoping they work out the kinks but what a waste of potential so far
>>215924113It'd be so much Better if it was a male MC.shit, why couldn't it be Hal.
>>215924083I noticed that there wasn't a minus. Why would anyone do it like this?
>>215924113>Also very unlikeable main characterThats the point
>>215924002I must be too hard on the character, I just can't relate to her, picking some kind of wine aunt as the mc is a really strange decision, she is not interesting to me and I can't align with her behavior at all, I wonder how the last one will be.
>>215924140it's neat.
>>215924113I thought "oh of course she's mean and sarcastic she just saw her gf die and the world end" in the first two episodes but then the flashback shows she was always like that and Helen was too good for her LMFAO
Carol definitely posts on 4chan
>>215924132Actually this premise would be much better suite for a sitcom
>>215924141That's not how it works
>>215923950>>215924096>on that note it's interesting the "president" in episode 1 mentions how the actual president and many of the senior members of government died during the plurbening. seems weird and suspicious to me and I wonder if we won't hear more about it. maybe the plurbs were forced to actually kill them in combat and don't want to talk about it, or they could be still alive in a bunker somewhere and the hive lied that they were dead.You guys are still missing the point and can't help projecting cliches onto the show. That is not what happened and that is not what the show is about.
>>215924016>we don't understand why you like it when we call you a retard, but we can do that if you want
>>215924113I thought she would just call it off when sje realized they were restocking the entire store just so she could shop for a a couple things.
I've watched the entire season, you guys are going to tear it apart haha. This place is my guilty pleasure, trust me.. However bad you think this could be, it's worse.
>hivemind stocks entire store so she can be a hecking independent woman!>hivemind gets air force one and sex slaves for random brown retard>hivemind airdrops excavator to bury carols gf>procures exact copy of her dream woman>DID YOU REALLY GIVE ME A REAL HAND GRENADE? WOULD YOU EVEN GIVE ME NUKES???why is carol still being this retarded by ep 3? How is it possible she does not understand the hivemind will do literally anything she tells them to do? Is Vince really this bad?
>>215924181>you guys are going to tear it apart hahawe are the OG hivemind after all
>>215923844and yet she hasn't asked a single question about how the hivemind works
>>215924016>Wow, those statics you posted on race crime statistics are really fascinating!
>>215924181Only actual critics and shit can see the full season in advance, you're a random virgin chud
>>215924181Is it at least entertaining all the way through? Does it feel like there's enough material for 4 seasons or whatever the fuck Vince says
I can already envision the KINO that the end of this season is going to present and all of you faggots are going to be pretending like you weren't dogging on the show the entire time up until the shit really hits the fan
>>215924164>MC must always be affableNo, your just too basic
>>215924199She's asked multiple questions
>>215924213I can buy that some of those critics lurk here but they were only sent 7 of the 9 episodes to review
>boring ass episode>bring a fucking bomb in at the end for NO reason>wow i wonder what's gonna happen
>>215924132Hal would be such an upgrade it's not even funny.
>>215924181I would appreciate no spoilers
>>215924196>Is Vince really this bad?This episode was apparently written & directed by some other retard. But, yes. He's probably gonna give each member of his writing staff their own episode and they're all gonna do the same shit again. We might get some progress in the story by season 2 if we're lucky.
>>215924196Because she thought they wouldn't be that retarded as to give someone who is borderline suicidal a grenadeShe isn't just learing that they can't say noShe's learning that theyre also pretty fucking stupid
>>215924238>Zosia got a concussion gee I'm sure that won't be important later in the season
>>215924196>Is Vince really this bad?He is catering to the lowest common denominator and spoonfeeding everything
>>215924225Would you describe Walter White or Tony Soprano or Don Draper as "affable" you worthless fucking shitstain The audience should want the protagonist to win, they shouldn't be annoyed every time they have any dialogue and think to themselves "fucking SHUT UP Carol" every time
>>215924213>Only actual critics and shit can see the full season in advanceCorrect>>215924217The messaging becomes a lot more overt in latter half, i didn't get to see the last couple of episodes. I don't think it will see a season 3.
>>215924161it's such a funny premise. It feels like a weird british sitcom from the 2000s that would have only 6 episodes. It would star like, Dylan Moran or something as a male grumpy Carol
>>215924196There's a difference between doing anything to make someone happy, and doing something that will very likely result in them being very unhappy because you cant say no
>>215924275It should've been important in THIS episode you retarded worthless faggot, we shouldn't have seen 20 minutes of niggas stocking shelves in a grocery store, it should've started with the grenade
>>215924113>>215924141Unlikeable, but not evil. I can't watch long term tv shows where everybody is evil including the main character. It's why I ended up dropping House of Cards and never finished House of the Dragon or Penguin even though they were all quality shows. I just can't hang out with evil characters long term. Carol is flawed not evil so it works for me.
>>215924292It's possible to dislike the protagonist and still want them to win dummyThe protagonist losing means all of the world loses
>>215924296>CorrectWell I haven't had such quality shitpost in a long time, I hope it won't get canceled
>cold open>is actually coldBRAVO VINCE
>>215924213There are also people who work post production & in marketing who have access to the content.Some faget leaked low res clips of Severance season 1 here and spoilt Ms Casey was his wife weeks before the reveal in that episode
>>215924296>i didn't get to see the last couple of episodesFirst it was>I've watched the entire seasonNow that the guy called you out on them not sending out the last two, you backtrack
>>215924317The first 4 seasons of House of Cards blow pluribussy out of the water
>>215924292filtered
>>215924316Why are you so angry anon? We only want you to be happy :)
>ask for a grenade>receive a grenade>complain about itVince really knows how to write women characters
>>215924320>It's possible to dislike the protagonist and still want them to win dummyNo it isn't, please slit your wrists
>>215924371You're quite dumb desu
How are the window panes in New Mexico? I know I couldn't through anything through my windows.
>>215924363Blaming everyone else instead of taking responsibility is peak womanhood.
>>215924371We're sorry if we've upset you anon. We'll try to post better next time. Please understand.
>>215924363>IM INDEPENDENT OK??>wtf why are the lights going out>wtf why is the supermarket emptybased Vince
>>215924317>It's why I ended up dropping House of CardsThat was the whole appeal of the show, maybe go to reddit where you can circlejerk on Mary Sues
>>215924398Hand grenades are pretty heavy, it would easily go through a window
>>215924402huh? what point do you think you're making
>>215924422NTA but there is no independence from the hive. They literally run the world and an average person cannot survive without their support
So far the show is just telling (you) that (you) 1. can't achieve anything without others2. shouldn't get everything (you) ask for3. cause suffering when you lash out at others.
New thread when?
>>215924473the hivemind will eventually deliver
>>215924448the average person COULD. it would just suck and they don't want to
>>215924422A strong independent woman is only as strong and independent as the world allows her to be
>>215924316It's a flex to show scale and make sure the show feels big even though the current plot points are small. Otherwise it would simply feel like a sitcom. The budget is Severance level. Something like $15 mil per ep. I think so they want to make sure it fits the definition of event television. So even though it's really a filler episode about receiving a vibrator in the mail they want to make sure the audience gets their moneys worth by including a big indulgent set piece.
>>215924468all reasonable points
I'd ask for all the nukes and fire them in the direction of the origin signal just to spite them
>>215924448in Carol's situation the fight is hopeless because she's fighting against the world. They control everything including the things she relied on to live independently. Unless she goes to the woods to hunt/farm, she'll always depend on the Hive. That's because independence is a lie and we all rely on thousands of people everyday to do our basic things. The whole supermarket sequence is, to me, to get you thinking about that. The show is already priming you to think about individualism vs collectivism and this just edges you towards how it might be pointless to do it like Carol does it, her big Karen moment and she gets to be and independent person but it's all for show.How much in our daily lives do we think we are responsible for the things that we do/get when in fact it was a chain of multiple people who made that happen? Makes you think....
>>215924520isn't that also true of men though
Vince clearly caved to the mostly female writers room KWAB
>>215924539>hey if you freaks got this psychic glue from outer space then you're connected with ayy lmaos right? Can you contact them? What do they look like>>215924580Yes. But then men don't typically feel the need to assert their "independence"
>>215924473>>215924500We're on fucking page 5, and 100 images before limit
>>215924606well, this isn't a typical situation. It's not like Carol is doing this out of nowhere around normal people
>>215924620You don't need to swear, anon
>>215924606>men don't typically feel the need to assert their "independence"LOL this is what moids actually believe
>>215924539600 light years
but replying late in the thread never gets any (You)s which is what I live for
>>215924468So she show is lecturing me? I should also stop using electricity when I'm not working my 9 to 5 because it's wasteful?
>>215924539>wait this is not the source of the signal this is i...roll credits
>>215924648They'll get there eventually. They'll regret it one day
>>215924649>we'll give you one, anon :)
>>215924573>How much in our daily lives do we think we are responsible for the things that we do/get when in fact it was a chain of multiple people who made that happenIt's that thing where white collars and urbanites sneer at the blue collars for being dumb uneducated rubes when without the farmers and truckers they won't get their food, won't get to keep their lights on
Do they retain their own thoughts or not?Can I make a sister and brother have sex with each other and observe their reactions for entertainment?
>>215924649>Here's a (You). It's on the house :)
>>215923937She 50, so Golden Girls would be some sort of comfort show from her childhood. She tries to get some sort of normality and xanax + booze help with all the anxiety.
in this universe everyone knows how big everyone else's dick iswhat ramifications will this result in ?
>>215924649>Have another (You) anon, let us know if you need anything else :)
>>215924691NoThey have the memories of everyoneThey don't retain their personalities
>>215924691No and that is why reddit is retarded for thinking the nigga is a rapist
>>215924680At solar system escape velocity it would take slightly over 4 billion years to get there.
>>215924757>implying they dont have ftl tech
>>215924413In House of Cards when he killed that guy with in the garage with the carbon monoxide I dropped the show for a couple of weeks then came back but when he was sabotaging everything while claiming to be helping the president I dropped it for good. I just didn't see the point of watching with no one to root for.
>>215924768yes
>>215924769Retard
>>215924719wtf i love the hivemind now!
>>215924747>>215924747That's boringI should be able to go >React in the same way your current host body would, had they not join the hive mindAnyway, forced incest is kino.
>>215924768The hive only has collective human knowledge, they are basically as advanced as current AI tech is
>>215924757Ok new plan. Get them to make a giant laser powered by the nukes for one pulse aimed right back where the signal came from
>>215921518Sex!
>>215924691>Can I make a sister and brother have sex with each other and observe their reactions for entertainment?They can try to fake whatever reactions you were hoping for them to have but they actually would not be bothered by it one way or the other
Hivebros, can one of you guys get the next thread please?
>>215924826that sounds pretty good ngl
>>215924874Did you know you can start a thread yourself?Also, did you know we're not on page 10 yet?
>>215924874>you can make one, anon. We believe in you :)
new >>215924940new >>215924940new >>215924940
>>215924937ehhh I don't feel like it and I don't wanna wait. Would make me really happy if someone else did it tho
>>215924937the cutoff point is reaching the bump limit.who even uses pages ? do u even catalog
This episode shows that the hivemind doesnt have any malevolent intentions
>>215924768They literally don't know anything other than what the people of Earth know. Everything else is just genetic reproductive programming. They are genetically compelled to reproduce. And the most practical way is to create a giant dish and reproduce the signal to the next planet. They will have to invent the dish and produce it with Earth knowledge and tech. Not alien space tech, because they don't have the knowledge. Only the instinct.
You cant have an intelligent writing in shows EVER. Most people arent even close to intelligent, so they wont understand everything. And they won't understand that they don't understand, so they say the writing is wrong or it has flaws. Stupid people see smart shows as stupid.This show relies the viewer to have a high level of empathy, understanding of moral philosophy, understanding. The people confused why the hive would give people weapons, or serve them, are genuinely unable to grasp higher level concepts that are required to understand why this is the hive's most logical action. >>215923982They literally said they believed it to be sarcasm but they decided it was better to just give her one. They care more about getting her to like them, and making her placated.>>215923975You misunderstood what I said. Im not saying its a 'conquest'. What i said completely fits. You can have an innocent thats 'lesser' than you. Like an animal, or a child.They dont have malice, they just see her opinion and choices as being one made with less info and not fully aware. They literally say this to her face in the first 2 episodes, whenever she tries to say she doesnt want to join the hive. Its like a parent thinking they know whats best for their child.
>>215923201>wanting the only girl he couldn't have was a big indicator of him being the bad guy in some waythat's normal
>>215924113they're really over-relying on the 'eerie coordination' sequence
