How do we save Mickey Rourke?
It will require a community effort of gathering funds, involving his family and ultimately sucking his dick and eating his shit.
>>220680508He was in capeshit, so he's on the list for do not resuscitate.
>>220680508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF-idIxi-jsHe looks like absolute shit but he's not crazy like people actually sayHe just needs to ditch wigs and stop dressing up as a lesbian
>>220680508paparazzi are subhuman. do they really have a camera on this guys door 24/7?
>PavilionsHe needs to start shopping at Aldi
>people... age?
something something sucking dick
>>220680508>And my mitts.
>>220680508>unashamedly wearing the crossmah nigga
>>220680508This guy lives like this as a prominent celeb what chance do we have when we turn 65 since many of us don't have a wife or kids?
>>220680508He’s turning into Johnny Depp in Black Mass.
>>220680508I'd prefer he die suffering alongside his masters.
>>220680885He also doesn't have a wife or kids or money for that matter
>>220680508Ensure some privacy for him. Deport people taking photos of him. Try and organise some respectable role for him, if he lives that way.
>>220680973Why does that jewish creature deserve any of that?
>>220680983Because he was in some good movies and until you told me I wouldn't have guessed he's a nigger.
>>220680983Rourke isn't a kike
>>220680508The Mickster de-fagged Jojo Siwa.Rest in Power King.
>>220681018>he was in some good moviesSounds like a reason he DOESN'T deserve privacy in public to me. He gave that up when he wanted to be a jewish fleshlight.>>220681039Oh no you're right he's the PET of kikes. Guy who keeps shabbat for his "movie roles" but yeah no he's just OWNED by them kek
>>220680508JUST
>>220680883Loses points for it being a rosary. That might be his problem... asking a woman to save him.
>>220680508get him off the taco bell
Mickey Rourke was the first actor to ever use the desert eagle, which went on to become the most famous moviegun im history (real gun not sci fi). Before clarence in robocop, before arnold in commando, and a thosand other action heroes and villains, it was Rourke in "Year of the dragon".
>>220680508why is he dressed like a grandma
Mickey RourkeThey called me the fucking nigger kike banker deluxe. Because I got no pussy, hated niggers which to me included afro haired money lenders. Whatever. They called me things from a distance. Sitting thousands of miles outside my apartment. Heqbing Hebrew history onty my house and home and haircut etc. Niggers. Likes. The state of Kentucky. What the fuck did I have to auto correct the auto corrector for. Fucking giggers. Fuck I hated them. I hated them to let them think in any way I approved of their monkey existence. The longer they were nigger the longer they weren't anything worth anything but hatred.I was a famous Fuhrer once. Who gives a shit. You, you word reading asshole.I was flipping tables with niggers on them. Card game over. Big talk of how big they are concluded with prancing around on the ground, kicked down, act over. Back to less than a show.Any time a nigger nigged was the beginning of a beautiful non nigger scene in my script. Even N in my alphabet didn't have charity case connotations. People worked for a living in my world. Even if that work was resisting the temptation of money. Lazing back. Listening to the fairytale they were missing out on.If there were noggers the world was no go. It was a dream. Happening around an illusion. A torment. A mother's cry as her child spoilt. To stop. By being apart from. Not hearing. Something else a jigger can't touch instead.Niggers weren't worth killing. Just hating. The worst thing they could be is what they are. Back to the drawing board was beyond what they deserved.It was a bleak existence. Of trying to keep their disgusting hands off anything right.I did it.It was done.Some times that knew no nigger were had. In my head and those around. We had them together.. Shared them. Sometimes had them aloud, alive, too much to and too much not to. Knew each other as what we are. Gods of the no nigger world.Protectors.People.I had a regular. She was a picture. A memory I put on po
>>220680561>Homelander's all blasted soul screeches for all eternity
>>220680508let the man enjoy his taco bellalthough, the gay rosary tells me he is praying to god instead of doing anything actually productive to get long term self improvement
>>220680508Let me get this straight, people set your food on their passenger seat soaked in shit particles from countless disgusting asses, then set it on the filthy ground for you to enjoy?I'll just keep driving to Taco Bell, jfc.
>>220680508Does he have cancer, or is that just a lifetime of boozing catching up with him? He already looked like shit 20 years ago, but he looks like he’s aged 40 years in that span of time.
>>220680822Aldi smells like dirty feet, and it just feels like depression to walk through one.
>>220680508Was the head shaved for cancer treatment? He loves his long hair romantic sleaze look.
>>220681410>which went on to become the most famous moviegun im historyNot even close, Moshe.
>>220682082That’s why you just get a little $30 office chair and set it out front, and leave a note saying “Please leave the bag in the chair provided. Thank you!” in the instructions. My cats sleep on it the rest of the time.
>>220682101He doesn't have any option
>>220680508You remember when he was beefing with Deniro on like instagram or something, and he kept referring to himself as some sort of Cuban fighter
at least he's got enough to get taco bell delivered
>>220682147Doesn't really solve the disgusting junky car part.
Just leave him alone. As long as he has food and a place to leave, he's gonna be fine.
>>220682129the deagle was designed and (apart from a a few model years) is manufactured in the US.
>>220682179Based marielito
The Pope of Greenwich Village on BROADWAY
>>220682275...and it never happened.
>>220682292He must be a multi-multi-millionaire with all his roles.
>>220682358Let's just say he's got all his thumbs, Charlie
>>220680508I think about this scene quite a lothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yULsNWc_MXY
Any movie where. mickey Rourke says one badass monologue makes it 1 star better. I love him
>>220682453>My name is Louis Cypher>Lu Cypher>Lu-satan
>>220680508WATCH OUT MICKEY
Poor Mickey, always fighting against his demons, getting involved from a very young age, and it seems they won.
>>220682554GODDAMN COCKBREATH COMMIE MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>220680508>How do we save Mickey Rourke?The same way everyone gets saved. They don't.
>>220681140>asking a woman to save himThat is not what the rosary is about
>>220681140Point taken. People should only ask of Jesus Christ.
>>220682129It completely replaced dirty harrys 44mag as the go-to "big movie gun". Its either the hero gun or the final boss gun in virtually every film where funs play a major part of it. - Arnolds gun in 4 of his films- Agents in matrix- vinnie jones in guy ritchie films- underworld films-john wick villains- gold deagles in Austin powers films- any time dwayne johnson needs a gun- Most final boss guys in like 90% of action films since 1986Name a more used and iconic movie handgun than the desert eagle (real not scifi).
>>220682905Ask him what
>>220682936The Beretta
>>220680508Fucking hell man, I just saw The Wrestler recently. Does that guy ever catch a break?
>>220682936.38 snubnose. Easy
>>220682327Mickey won while de niro son is a tranny
>>220682936>Name a more used and iconic movie handgun than the desert eagleBeretta 92 and it's not even close.
>>220683069>The WrestlerCame out nearly 20 years ago, Anon. You've been here too long.
>>220682082Typically, we don't eat the packaging. I understand if that's a custom in your culture.
>>220682203You don’t eat the bag. There’s multiple layers of containers between you and the vehicle, and they’re required to maintain a clean vehicle anyway. The only way you’ll ever completely get away from that is by growing and preparing your own food.
>>220683092The 92 is more prolific as a go to police and military gun, but rarely featured as a stand-out hero gun. Often the hero gets an unremarkable one as a battlefield pickup at random.Like bruce willis takes them from enemies in die hard, nick cage takes one from the soldiers in the rock, the T1000 has one while impersonating a cop. All cops in lethal weapon films use them. They just exist as the most common dedault handgun in all of these settings. Notable Beretta uses as actual hero guns are the punishers pair of stainless 92FS. Leon the professional also had a signature 92. Otherwise it is just too common of a standard police/military sidearm to really stand out.
>>220683607>which went on to become the most famous moviegun im history (real gun not sci fi).>no no no a Hero Gun™ not picked up randomly, and not police issued, and it can't be held by someone with brown hair, and definitely not on a Tuesday ...THEN the Deagle is the most famous movie gun in history!
